Wrestling fans are natural born complainers. Sometimes their complaints are justified, but other times, they're just plain ignorant. Wrestling hasn't been around for a long time in Equestria, but even back in the day, people were talking about how boring Kluh Nagoh was and how he needed to drop the title to Treb Tarh and retire.

Now that wrestling is back, a whole new generation of complainers have begun to fluctuate.

We have assigned our officials to stalk any and all forum threads, in order to bring you these "smarks'" silliest conversations about pro wrestling.

On Lunacy:

ninjawarriorofawesome69: So...is Twilight Sparkle a heel or what? Her promo gave off the sense that she was full of herself i don't get her gimmick.

blumakunama (in reply): pretty sure she's a face i think she's supposed to be like a new school kluh nagoh and right all the wrongs of the heels like sunset shimmr and lightning dust

ninjawarriorofawesome69 (in reply): Ah...makes sense. I HOPE she's a heel though. What a great gimmick that'd be. She's like this troll heel that acts like a face? Not sure how to describe it...

buttsecks (in reply): Twahlet Spahckle's gimmick: Harsh German.

lloydburger (in reply): Thats...HARSH *puts on sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

buttsecks (in reply): NO.

lloydburger (in reply): M. Bison: YES! YEEEEEESSSS!

lickthebook: Who else here thinks Rumble is AWESOME? (+173 people liked this post.)

neatone2222 (in reply): I found his constant use of the word "gorgeous" to be a tad bit annoying. What kind of man calls himself "gorgeous"?

bunsenburnah (in reply): THE RUMBLE KIND.

theDALEKtravels (in reply to lickthebook): He's got a pretty cool gimmick. Can see him being one of those annoying model-type heels that the crowd just begins to cheer. (+45 liked this post.)

POOTIS (in reply to lickthebook): BEST GIMMICK EVER. The guy just stands there to SNAP SELFIES. He's got a roided up bodyguard and two hot chicks with him. The hell is wrong with that image? NOTHING. (+12 liked this post.)

lickthebook (in reply to POOTIS): Very true...Flitter and Cloudchaser are my favorite ship now. I can also see Rumble being shipped with himself. Hope he wins the title at Proving Ground. (+41 liked this post.)

James Loney: In my opinion, Overdrive's match with that bouncer guy was boring as HELL. Overdrive needs to train some more, and work on his mic skills. I don't think he should be in the inaugural storyline for the main male's title, but that's just me. (+28 liked this post.)

blarneystone (in reply to James Loney): Totally agree. Surprised the crowd didn't crap on the match. Horsepower was also very stiff, but I think he overall did better than Overdrive. The hell is up with his wrestling attire? He supposed to be some kind of cyborg?

Cyborg from Teen Titans (in reply to James Loney): There's only ONE Cyborg, baby! BOOYA! (INFINITE liked this post.)

blarneystone (in reply to Cyborg from Teen Titans): ...Nice.

MandoPony: Scootaloo is my favorite superstar right now. Love her attitude, and she put on a great match with Diamond Tiara and an even greater performance in the battle royal. I KNOW she'll get over HUGE with the fans.

4chan (in reply to MandoPony): i want to lick scootaloo's virgin clit

Babyalligator: Diamond Tiara rocked it. What a fucking bitch she was. One of the most promising talents in the company...can't wait to see how her feud with Scootaloo plays out. (+17 liked this post.)

boobaby (in reply): dt is a bitch.

Jon Moxley (in reply to boobaby): And a great one, at that. I want to smash her face in, and that's a good thing. She plays her role perfectly.

xxxlover (in reply to Jon Moxley): I feel that Turf isn't getting enough love. She's as an overbearing cunt as Diamond Tiara is!

glamourgirl (in reply to xxxlover): And her hair is super cute, too!

Turfno1fan (in reply to xxxlover): FUCK YA TURF'S THE BEST.

The Awkward Reviewer: Overall, highly impressive and entertaining first show. Mr. Filthy Rich is one of the greatest moguls in Equestria, and he proved he's not a GREEDY one by bringing back a sport that a lot of people have missed for DECADES into the limelight. Many feuds were established, and I'm looking forward to all of them. My favorite is the Cadance and Sunset Shimmer feud. To me, the more personal a storyline is, the better, and THIS storyline has gotten PRETTY personal so far. There's a lot of fun characters: Rumble is just hilarious to me, and a pretty good HEEL underdog. That's right, a HEEL underdog. THAT'S a rare thing, and it's pulled off pretty well by him. The trio of the "Mean Girls", as I call them, are the PERFECT bitchy stereotypes. I personally LOVE stereotypes in wrestling, and Scootaloo is the PERFECT girl for them to go after. She's smaller, and apparently they've been doing this with her for YEARS. The Oddities are, well...odd, in a good way. Midnight Strike is the odd one out, no pun intended, in that group, and I just find that hilarious. I can only hope Lightning Dust is the chicken-shit heel champion that nearly EVER heel champion was back in the day. I hope she faces her problems, not RUNS from them. If creative can give her a meaningful reign, than the Women's Enternal championship already highly prestigious. Can't wait for the for next show. Keep up the good work (+482 liked this post.)

notatroll (in reply): lol too much text didn't read.

Sethisto: Needs more Trixie.

On Sublime:

fred2266: COMMANDER HURRICANE...that is all. (+728 liked this post.)

notatroll (in reply): YES. All hail the great Goddess of troll gimmicks!

lucky17 (in reply to notatroll): How does Commander Hurricane have a "troll gimmick"?

notatroll: lol didn't watch the show? She comes out with bad-ass guards and bad-ass ring gear (YOU SEE THAT CHROME FAUX-HAWK OF HERS?) She rapes Nurse Rapeheart the entirety of the match, Rapeheart goes to rape her with a few elbows, chrome-hawk HITS HER WITH ARMOR EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS CLEARLY IN CONTROL DESPITE A FEW RAPE ELBOWS AND CHEATS TO WIN, proving she is not a bad-ass, but a bad-ass troll, the best kind of troll.

Troll gimmick. (+237 like this post.)

bennyhill (in reply to notatroll): I can tell who my favorite user on this board is going to be...

notatroll (in reply to bennyhill): yeah construct monuments fagg0t.

WHATATWIST: That Daring Do tease took the life out of me...I wanted to see my favorite book character in the ring! ;( oh well...I still enjoyed it. Maybe next week?

klunkybutt (in reply): if that bitch doesn't wrestler next week, ill quit waching this shitty company it sucks (comment removed due to multiple dislikes.)

straightouttacompton: WE WANT DARING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

1,472 other viewers (in reply): WE WANT DARING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

straightouttacompton( in reply): What have I started, yo...0_o

arevolution (in reply): #DaringRevolution (+2,382 liked this post.)

mackncheeze (in reply to arevolution): We're gonna make this a thing, right?

konyy2k (in reply to mackncheeze): Sure are. We want Daring Do next week on Sublime! We must make sure they know of our desires! I'm going to Lunacy, my first EWF show this monday...look out for the big "#DaringRevolution" sing. I'll start chanting. Everybody chant with me! Whether you're at the show or at home, help us get our voices out there! (+1,649 like this post.)

bob: That tag team title match was pretty good. Pretty Vision is a lovable ditz!

Job-Guy: Rainbow Dash seems like a pretty cool gal. Wonder if she can go in the ring?

galpal (in reply): no but she can go in my bed.

notatroll (in reply to galpal): i call gimmick infringement.

4chan: I want to cum inside Commander Hurricane. (+9,289 like this post.)

MandoPony: Don't we all? Wink

Anonymous: WRESTLING IS GAY.

notatroll (in reply): there's the troll you were looking for, folks. (+231 like this post.)

The Awkward Reviewer: The first episode of Sublime, while I did not enjoy it as much as Lunacy, was still a great first showing. I do enjoy Sublime's handling of titles more thus far. A tournament for the world title is a great idea. I hope Rainbow Dash wins the title. Even though I haven't seen her in action yet, I just feel a strong liking towards her. Trixie is a great heel and opponent for her. The tag title match didn't really do much for me. Pretty Vision must be pretty stupid, because "taking advantage" and "cheating" are, in some cases, the same thing. This, was one of those cases. The match was good, but I just haven't been given a reason to care about either team. I, like many others, enjoy the HELL out of the Daring Do character, and it's cool to see it brought to life. I didn't mind her having a promo. After all, you HAVE to build the character up. I do look forward to seeing the fans speak their minds, though. Should be fun to hear the "We Want Daring" chants. I'll chant along, not to see Daring Do in a match, but to see her PERIOD. Commander Hurricane is a funny character, though I find myself more interested in Squire...is HE ever going to have a match? Would be interesting. Just like Lunacy, Sublime has a lot of interesting characters, and we haven't even seen HALF of EITHER rosters characters yet! I particularly like the time of Braeburn and Happy Trails, and I'd like to see them win the tag titles at Proving Grounds. Once again, great show, though so far, I believe Lunacy has more going for it. (+289 like this post.)

swagmastah: Everybody's gay for Braeburn. (+nobody like this post.)

Sethisto: Hmmm...fair amount of Trixie...BUT NOT ENOUGH.