*One hundred percent reason to remember the name!*

-The crowd goes wild as the pyrotechnics fire off-

Dr. Whooves: Welcome Sublime patrons for another edition of your favorite Friday night show. We are just two weeks out from the Royal Rumble.

Discord: And two weeks out from the Sublime Super Show! Where The Sublime Tag Team Championships, The International Championship, and most importantly, the World Fighter's Championship will all be on the line!

Dr. Whooves: As for tonight, we've got one half of The Queen of the Scene and King of the Ring quarter-finals to do.

*Out of time, so say good-bye!*

Discord: But first we get to kick things off with the illustrious Commander Hurricane.

-Crowd boos-

Squire: Silence!

-Crowd boos louder-

Squire: SILENCE I SAY! Your superior, Commander Hurricane, has another speech to grace you all with!

Dr. Whooves: Oh we feel graced alright….

-Commander Hurricane and her entourage occupy the ring, and Commander Hurricane takes Squire's microphone-

Commander Hurricane: You plebeians boo not because you hate me, but because you fear me. You know my power, my strength, my ability to conquer this entire brand and defeat every worthless opponent in it. I've already passed stage one of this quaint little tournament, and my opponent in the quarterfinals is equally pathetic. After my certain victory tonight only two people will still be standing in the way of the rise of Queen Hurricane. So boo while you can, soon you all with bow before me! I am Commander Hurricane, and I-

*I was born to win!*

Dr. Whooves: Here comes Commander Hurricane's opponent for this Quarterfinals match, Night Glider.

Night Glider: You know, Hurricane, you remind me of someone I once worked with. You think you're superior than everyone else without proving it, you demand respect without earning it, and you like to walk over everyone just because you can. You've got a god complex, and your world's going to come crashing down once someone finally shatters that.

Commander Hurricane: You dare interrupt me? You're braver than I thought. However, I'm not going to let some little upstart get in my way of taking control of Sublime. You enter this ring at your own peril. If you choose to do so, you'll enter a world of terror and pain like you've never known before.

Night Glider: Well, since you put it that way. Guess I better just give up and walk away…-Night Glider turns around and pretends to walk away before facing the ring again* Actually, nah. Entering a world of terror and pain sounds like fun actually.

-Night Glider sprints into the ring, only to immediately be flattened from a big boot by Commander Hurricane-

Discord: You've got to admire Night Glider's courage, but she really could of thought that out better.

Commander Hurricane: So be it. Ring the bell!

Match 1: Queen of the Scene Quarterfinal, Commander Hurricane vs. Night Glider

*10 minutes later*

-Night Glider goes for a drop-kick, but Commander Hurricane catches both her legs and throws her forcefully into the turnbuckle-

Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane's had the initiative ever since that cheap shot before the match, and she hasn't shown any signs of losing that initiative.

-Commander Hurricane stands Night Glider up against the corner and starts raining down several punches. After Night Glider's stunned Commander Hurricane knocks Night Glider down onto the bottom rope, stepping on her back and using the top rope as leverage-

Dr. Whooves: Now that's just cheap….

Referee: Get her off the ropes, Commander Hurricane, now! One! Two! Three! Fou-

Commander Hurricane: Shut up! -She releases the hold and goes back to beating down Night Glider the legal way-

Discord: Night Glider's going to be in big trouble if she can't find a way to shift the momentum of this match.

*5 minutes later*

-Commander Hurricane goes for a Legion, but Night Glider counters and faceplants Commander Hurricane into the mat. She then climbs the turnbuckle and sets up for a Dusk Descent. Meanwhile Squire begins distracting the referee-

Dr. Whooves: And there's the usual shenanigans.

-While the referee is distracted Typhoon and Cyclone pull on Night Glider's legs and cause her to fall from the turnbuckle-

*6 minutes later*

-Commander Hurricane sets up for a Gale Force, Night Glider attempts to counter but doesn't get far before Hurricane simply body slams her down. Commander Hurricane picks Night Glider up and starts leading her over the turnbuckle, raining down punches once again while taunting the crowd-

Commander Hurricane: You think she's a hero?! Well this is what happens to heroes!

-Commander Hurricane takes Night Glider and rams her into the turnbuckle head first, picking her up afterwards and slamming her down with a hard C5, however unknown to Commander Hurricane it only half-way connects and Night Glider is merely stunned. She turns around and continues taunting-

Hurricane: Watch now as your precious hero fails! Soon I will be one step closer to-

-Night Glider catches Commander Hurricane with a roll-up-

Discord: Roll up! Night Glider has the roll up!

*1….2…..3!*

Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane's overconfidence just costed her big time. Night Glider is moving on to the semifinals at Royal Rumble!

-Commander Hurricane starts screaming in rage, meanwhile Night Glider quickly exits the ring and starts backing up the ramp before Hurricane or her guards can give chase. She smiles happily while holding her head a little, raising her arms in victory and soaking in the cheers of the audience*

*Commercial*

-The show returns with Starlight Glimmer in the ring-

Dr. Whooves: We're back and it looks like Starlight Glimmer is ready to deliver another of her speeches.

Starlight Glimmer: The time draws closer. The time when I will ascend to my rightful place as Sublime's savior from oppression,deliverer of truth, and crusader against evil. The bonds of oppression will be broken when I become number one contender and defeat the false champion, Rainbow Dash. You all cheer for her, like the lost sheep that you are. But you fail to release that she is the epitome of everything that binds you. She flaunts her talent and ability in front of you all, reminding you of what you aren't able to have. But soon her reign will come to an end, Rainbow Dash will be equalized or removed from Sublime.

*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*

Discord: And out comes the champion herself to offer a rebuttal.

Rainbow Dash: Just slow down, Starlight. You sound like you're getting ready to perform an exorcism out here. If you want me title you just have to say so, you don't need to write some kind of sermon against me, sheesh. "The epitome of everything that binds you"? "Reminding you of what you aren't able to have?". What gives with all that? You come out here slandering me as some kind of villain, when I haven't done any of the things you accuse me of.

Starlight Glimmer: You're a perpetrator of inequality and oppression!

Rainbow Dash: No, I'm a role model who's earned what she has through hard work and sweat. I don't wear this title because I have some special privilege, I wear this title because I'm the toughest damn girl on this brand. If you manage to actually beat Applejack at the Royal Rumble, I'll be happy to prove it to you.

Starlight Glimmer: Your confidence will be your downfall. You think you're strong, but you aren't strong enough. After I'm through with Applejack, I will break you both mentally and physically. You'll see the light, one way or another.

Rainbow Dash: One thing comes to my mind when I hear you talk: Delusional. And if I had to pick a second: just plain weird. I'm tempted to get in that ring and beat some sense into you just so I don't have to listen to this schmaltz anymore.

Starlight Glimmer: While I'd love to humiliate you again, I'm afraid I already made a temporary deal with someone backstage. They'll take care of you.

-Colgate emerges on top of the ramp and ambushes Rainbow Dash, knocking her to the ground and stomping on her repeatedly. Starlight Glimmer smiles and exits the ring, moving to join in on the ambush before Applejack emerges from the crowd and attacks her-

Dr. Whooves: Colgate jumping Rainbow Dash! Applejack jumping Starlight! Chaos is breaking out in the Symposium!

-All four of the superstars enter an immense brawl before being interrupted by the sound of blaring music-

*I'm the Cult of Personality!*

Discord: And here comes General Manager Celestia, interrupting the fun parts as usual.

Dr. Whooves: At-least she does her bloody job, unlike a certain other General Manager on a certain other EWF brand…

Celestia: Hold the phone. Let's put out the fire for a second, the General Manager has the floor now.

-The others all stop fighting and look up the ramp-

Celestia: It seems tensions are high, I like that. But you know what's better than a random brawl between two different pairs of superstars? A main event featuring an epic tag-team battle between them! So, Sublime's main event of the evening will feature Rainbow Dash and Applejack versus Starlight Glimmer and Colgate!

-The crowd cheers-

Discord: What a blockbuster match. Four of Sublime's most elite superstars battling it out in a tag-team match. I can't wait for the main event.

Dr. Whooves: Celestia certainly has a talent for turning brawls into matches, and it usually works out for the better.

-The ring starts clearing out-

Dr. Whooves: As for now, we've got a Quarterfinals match for the King of the Ring tournament!

*High class music plays*

Baritone: The following Quarterfinals match is part of the King of the Ring Tournament, introducing first, accompanied by Octavia and Blueblood, representing Divine Intervention, weighing 238 pounds and standing six foot tall, Hoity Toity!

Discord: And here comes one of Sublime's most dominant stables, Divine Intervention. Although they seem to be missing one of their members tonight.

Dr. Whooves: Damien Sandow is likely hiding from the Underbaker or simply preparing himself for his scheduled match against Soarin later this evening.

*Groovy latin music plays*

Baritone: And introducing his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Lady Constanza, from Buenos Aires, Argentina, weighing 207 pounds and standing six foot, one inch tall, Dr. Caballeron!

-Dr. Caballeron and Constanza emerge. Caballeron holds a rose in between his teeth by the stem while the two dance their way to the ring. Earning cheers from the crowd the whole while, as they near the ring Caballeron takes the rose out and gives it to Constanza, leaning down and kissing her hand before entering the ring in a over the top fashion-

Dr. Whooves: Caballeron certainly aims to impress whenever he enters the arena.

Discord: But what really matters is how well he can impress when he's inside of the ring.

Match 2: King of the Scene Quarterfinals, Hoity Toity/w Blueblood and Octavia vs. Dr. Caballeron/w Lady Constanza

*5 minutes later*

-Hoity Toity goes for a clothesline, but Caballeron ducks under it and tries to hit a Samba Jive, Hoity shoves him into the ropes and then lands a hard punch to the face when Caballeron tries to rebound-

Dr. Whooves: Hoity has been controlling the pace of the match so far, but it's still anyone's game.

-Hoity picks Caballeron up and hits an Upper Class-

*1…. -out!*

Discord: Only a little bit past the two count, Dr. Caballeron isn't going down that easily.

-Hoity leans down and starts raining down punches on Caballeron, but gets stunned when Caballeron manages to kick him in the back. As Hoity recoils Caballeron gets back up to his feet and back into the fight-

*5 minutes later*

-Hoity Toity Irish Whips Dr. Caballeron into the turnbuckle and charges at him, but Caballeron gets out of the way causing Hoity to run into the corner face first. Caballeron then hits Hoity with a Samba Jive. He goes for the pin, only for Octavia to pull the referee out of the ring-

Dr. Whooves: Every time. Every god-damn time Octavia has to interfere and cheat for one of Divine Intervention's other members.

-The ref starts chewing out Octavia, meanwhile Blueblood takes advantage and graps Caballeron from behind the ropes, holding him in place for Hoity to move in and attack. But before the two can do any real damage Caballeron manages to spin his lower body into the air and kick Blueblood upside the head, Blueblood falls to the floor while Caballeron delivers a dropkick to Hoity Toity. Soon after Caballeron hits another Samba Jive.-

Discord: There's another Samba Jive! Caballeron might have the win this time!

-Octavia tries to interfere again, but is tackled by Lady Constanza-

*1…..2….3!*

Dr. Whooves: And Caballeron pulls out the victory!

Baritone: Here is your winner, Dr. Caballeron!

-Constanza flees from Octavia and enters the ring, Octavia initially goes to pursue but decides against, instead assisting Hoity out of the ring as Divine Intervention makes their exit-

Dr. Whooves: That was an impressive showing by Dr. Caballeron. He managed to pull out a solid victory despite the usual scheming of Divine Intervention. The doctor of dance is moving on to the Semi-Finals, and I wouldn't be surprised to see him in the final match.

-Caballeron and Constanza celebrate in the ring as the show goes to commercial-

-When the show returns Patriotic music is blaring through the arena-

Discord: We're back, and we've got an interesting string of connected matches ahead of us. First Fleetfoot will go one on one with Sour Tooth, then those two will step out and allow their respective tag-team partners: Spitfire and Babs Seed, duke it out. Then after all of that Soarin will step into the ring to fight against Damien Sandow.

Dr. Whooves: But first, it looks like the Real Equestrians are going to give us our weekly dose of good ol' fashioned propaganda.

-The Real Equestrians step out on to the ramp, Soarin is holding a microphone, Spitfire is balancing an Equestrian flag, and Fleetfoot stands at attention. All three of them put a hand over their heart before shouting "We The People!"-

Discord: The Real Equestrians have only appeared at the beginning of the month, but they're quickly working to build notoriety with these patriotic promos of theirs.

-All three of them enter the ring-

Soarin: America has always been known as a nation of immigrants. This used to be one of our strengths, but it has now become one of our weaknesses. Every day hundreds of illegal immigrants cross their border to take away our jobs, and slowly erode our unique culture. The American government does nothing to stop this, so Equestria must take fate into it's own hands. We must become independent once more, so we can protect ourselves from the outside threats, and stop the damage that foreigners are doing to our nation.

Dr. Whooves: I take offense to that. Your country would never of existed without mine.

Discord: Shush .Just let the patriotism flow through you.

Soarin: It starts with just a few good men and women. In the ring with me are two of the greatest women in Equestria. They're going to work together to take the Sublime Tag Team Titles from Babs Seed and Sour Tooth, who are symbolic of all that's gone wrong with Equestria's youth, and once that happens they'll represent Sublime in a honorable and truly Equestrian fashion. They will bring respect to Sublime, respect to the EWF, and respect to all of Equestria! Now put your hand over your heart. -Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot get in position- And say in a loud, clear, voice:

All Three: .PEOPLE. -Some of the crowd even joins in this time-

Discord: Looks like the propaganda campaign is already picking up some recruits. I heard quite a few "We the people" chants from the audience on that round.

*A heavy rap beat fills the arena as Sour Tooth emerges with a beatbox, and Babs Seed with a mic. She begins rapping as they walk down the ramp*

Babs Seed: So, you think you're untouchable?

Sour Tooth: Word life!

Babs Seed: This is basic thuganomics. This is ba-basic thuganomics!

Sour Tooth: Word life!

Babs Seed: I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me!

Sour Tooth: Word life!

Babs Seed: This is bas-basic thuga-thuga-thuganomics!

Sour Tooth: Word life!

Babs Seed: I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me!

Whether fighting or spitting,

My discipline is unforgiving.

Got you backing up in a defensive position.

An asskickin' anthem,

Heavyweight or bantam,

Holding camps for ransom,

A microphone phantom.

Teams hit the floor, it's the new fight joint.

Like a broken needle, kid you missin' the point.

We dominate your conference with offense,

That's no nonsense, my theme song hits.

-Babs Seed pauses before charging into the ring and getting right up in Spitfire's face-

Get your reinforcements!

-The crowd cheers as Babs Seed drops the mic and throws her arms into the air defiantly-

Sour Tooth: Yo, enough with the the pledge of allegiance speeches, let's get this rumble started!

-Everyone but Sour Tooth and Fleetfoot clears the ring-

Dr. Whooves: After that interesting battle of words it looks like we're finally ready for the next match-up.

Match 3: Fleetfoot/w Spitfire and Soarin vs. Sour Tooth/w Babs Seed

*5 minutes later*

-Sour Tooth goes to punch Fleetfoot, Fleetfoot catches the punch and delivers a hard kick to Sour Tooth's midsection, throwing her into the turnbuckle directly after. Fleetfoot then starts setting up Sour Tooth at the top of the turnbuckle-

Dr. Whooves: It looks like Fleetfoot is setting up for something big.

-Sour Tooth manages to turn things around at the last minute, grappling with Fleetfoot before sending them both down with a suplex-

Discord: And it backfired! Sour Tooth just turned that into an incredible suplex!

-Sour Tooth goes for a pin, but only gets a 1 count-

*4 minutes later*

-Sour Tooth goes for a Cavity, but Fleetfoot counters and hits a Fleeting Moment-

Dr. Whooves: What a good move by Fleetfoot, this could be it!

-Babs Seed goes to interfere, but is quickly tackled by Spitfire-

*1….2..-Kick-out!*

Discord: No! Not quite yet. It looks like Sour Tooth still has some fight left in her.

-Meanwhile Babs Seed and Spitfire have started brawling outside of the ring, Babs Seed grabs Spitfire and tries to shove her face into the ringpost, but Spitfire stuns her with an elbow to the gut before throwing Babs Seed into the steel steps-

Dr. Whooves: A loud metal clank as Babs Seed violently collides with the steep steps! And she still has a match to do after this!

Soarin: Spitfire, it's time to take out the trash.

Spitfire: Don't mind if I do.

-Spitfire takes Babs Seed and rams her into the barricade before tossing her over and into the stands. She wipes her hands off and then heads back to ringside-

Discord: Babs Seed has been temporarily removed from the equation, and the tide is quickly turning against Sour Tooth.

-Fleetfoot and Sour Tooth are on top of the turnbuckle, Fleetfoot wraps her arms around Sour Tooth before hitting the Flight of the Fleetest-

Dr. Whooves: And once again both women go flying! Can Fleetfoot pulls of the win?

*1….2…..3!*

Baritone: Here is your winner, Fleetfoot!

-Mixed reactions from the crowd-

Discord: The crowd definitely seems to be divided on this one. But Fleetfoot unarguably put on a very good debut match. She dominated most of this battle and pulled off a strong victory.

Dr. Whooves: One half of the Real Equestrians job is done, but if they're going to challenge for the Sublime Tag Team titles than Spitfire will still have to defeat Babs Seed, that battle will be happening next!

*Commercial*

-The show returns with Babs Seed and Spitfire in the ring, their respective partners switching out and taking their places at ringside-

Discord: The Real Equestrians have gotten one of two needed victories, it's time to see if Spitfire can win them a title shot.

Match 4: Babs Seed/w Sour Tooth vs. Spitfire/w Soarin and Fleetfoot

*8 minutes later*

-Spitfire goes for a drop-kick, but Babs Seed counters by catching one of Spitfire's legs and hitting it with a hard elbow. She then starts delivering a series of tough punches to her opponent-

Dr. Whooves: Babs Seed is definitely at a disadvantage due to that beating she received from Spitfire during that last match, but she's putting up heavy resistance none the less.

-Babs Seed tries to grapple Spitfire, but Spitfire counters and tries setting up for a Supermarine, Babs Seed counters that before hitting a Rotten Core, she attempts a pin but only manages to get a two count-

Discord: Spitfire definitely thought she had an easy win ahead of her, but she's going to need to kick things into high gear if she's going to win this for her stable.

*4 minutes later*

-Babs Seed Irish Whips Spitfire into the turnbuckle and charges at her, Spitfire stuns her with a sharp kick before diving forward and tackling Babs Seed to the mat. Spitfire then lifts Babs Seed into the air before hitting a Napalm Powerbomb-

Dr. Whooves: A devastating powerbomb by Spitfire, that might put Babs Seed away.

*1...2…-Kick-out!*

Discord: Not quite, but that definitely shifted the momentum more in Spitfire's favor and gives her a chance to breathe.

*4 minutes later*

-Spitfire and Babs Seed are trading punches in the ring, the crowd going "Oooooh" after each hit-

Dr. Whooves: The two women are now slugging it out, and both are starting to show signs of tiring. It's only a matter of time before someone slips up and the stalemate breaks.

-Spitfire dodges one of Babs Seed's punches and takes her down by kicking both of her legs. Shen then grabs one of Babs Seed's ankles and sets up the Liberty Lock-

Discord: And now Spitfire has a painful looking submission hold locked in. This is definitely something we haven't seen before.

-Babs Seed starts desperately crawling for the ropes, but Spitfire continues reeling her in each time. Sour Tooth looks to enter the ring but is quickly stopped by Fleetfoot-

Dr. Whooves: Fleetfoot has Sour Tooth held back, Babs Seed will either have to reach the ropes or tap out.

-After about twenty more seconds of this Babs Seed taps out-

Baritone: Here is your winner, by way of submission, Spitfire!

-Another mixed reaction from the audience-

Discord: Spitfire pulled it off. The Real Equestrians are two for two tonight, and according to the deal made a few weeks ago that means they get to face Babs Seed and Sour Tooth for the Sublime Tag Team Championship next week at the Sublime Super Show.

Dr. Whooves: It'll definitely make for a great match, not even the crowd is sure who to side with right now!

*Commercial*

-The show returns backstage with Marigold and both members of Rack Attack-

Marigold: Hello, I'm here with the Combos of Carnage Champions Rack Attack. Guys, could you give the EWF Universe your thoughts regarding the title defense against Vultarian and Overdrive at the Royal Rumble?

Zack Ryder: Well, I think it's going to be a cool match and I'm super pumped. Overdrive and Vultarian are really skilled dudes, and they're a lot like us. Both teams are an unexpected pairing of odd-balls that rose from being absolutely nothing to being great. I'm really looking forward to the Royal Rumble.

Ace: Overdrive. Vultarian. You motherfuckers are alright, and I respect you. BUT YOU'RE STILL MOTHERFUCKERS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO DOWN LIKE MOTHERFUCKERS. THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE BADASS MALE TAG TEAM IN THIS COMPANY AND THE SPOT'S ALREADY FUCKING TAKEN!

Ryder: Whoa, bro. Just chill, these guys are chill. For once the EWF Universe will get to see a title match between nothing but cool dudes fighting it out the way bros do. There's not going to be any random interference, or pre-match beatdowns, or any of that other stupid crap.

Ace: There better not be! OR SOMEBODY GONNA DIE.

Ryder: Sheesh. We better go before Ace beats up the cameraman again...See ya around Marigold.

-Ryder slowly leads Ace away while he continues screaming random stuff at the camera-

-Camera feed switches back to the ring where Babs Seed and Sour Tooth have exited, Fleetfoot and Spitfire are at ringside while Soarin is in the ring waiting for his opponent-

*Classy music plays*

Baritone: And now approaching the ring,from Palo Alto, California, weighing 247 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, representing Divine Intervention, Damien Sandow!

Dr. Whooves: And here comes Divine Intervention's newest member and great hope of the month: Damien Sandow. This matchup against Soarin will be a great chance for the number one contender to build up momentum for his match against Underbaker at the Royal Rumble.

Discord: Soarin's mic skills have improved dramatically, but is his in-ring ability any better than it used to be?

Match 5: Soarin/w Spitfire and Fleetfoot vs. Damien Sandow

*6 minutes later*

-Damien Sandow goes for his Russian Leg Sweep, but Soarin counters and stuns Sandow with a hard knee to the midsection. He Irish Whips Sandow into the turnbuckle before hitting a running clothesline. Sandow falls to the mat as Soarin ascends to the top of the turnbuckle-

Dr. Whooves: It's time for high risk, high rewards.

-Soarin goes for a dive, but Sandow rolls out of the way at the last second.

Discord: Sandow dodged that bullet, but can he turn this match around?

*6 minutes later*

-Damien Sandow Irish Whips Soarin into the ropes, Soarin tries to tackle Sandow on the rebound but Sandow counters and suplexes Soarin down on to the map. Fleetfoot and Spitfire start beating on the mat, trying to get Soarin to keep going-

Dr. Whooves: Fleetfoot and Spitfire are trying to will Soarin onward, but this match might be over soon.

-Sandow picks Soarin up and hits the Terminus, following it up with a pin-

*1…...2…..3!*

Baritone: Here is your winner, Damien Sandow!

Discord: And Sandow picks up a strong win. This should help him carry some energy into the Royal Rumble.

-Sandow begins to celebrate, but it's short lived as a buzzer sounds and the lights go out, when the lights come back on Underbaker is in the ring-

Underbaker: Enjoying yourself, Sandow? I just wanted to congratulate you on your recent victories, and give you a warning on what you are in for at the Royal Rumble.

-While Underbaker speaks The Real Equestrians quickly slip away-

Underbaker: You may think you are enlightened, or more intellectual than those around you. But you're just as weak as every other opponent who's tried to challenge the dead baker. You will fall as Thunderlane fell. You will fall as Pipsqueak fell. You will fall just as your comrade Blueblood fell. None can overcome the power of the Underbaker. You may be "enlightened" but what wisdom will you have when facing the gates of Hell's oven?

Sandow: Is this all supposed to scare me, Underbaker? Because let me tell you something, I will not be intimidated by some uneducated baker who thinks he's a demon, I wi

-Underbaker grabs Sandow by the throat and chokeslams him-

Dr. Whooves: So much for that rebutall.

-Underbaker gets on his knees and does his signal pose over Sandow-

Discord: A grim scene for Damien Sandow and Divine Intervention. Is this more foreshadowing of things to come at the Royal Rumble?

*Commercial*

Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone, and it's time for Sublime's main event of the evening. The World Fighter's Champion: Rainbow Dash and Applejack will take on Starlight Glimmer and Colgate. The winning duo has a chance to build a lot of momentum for their respective matches.

Discord: This is going to be a hectic battle, all four of the women involved are very skilled and very dangerous fighters.

*Foreboding music plays as a dentist drill fills the arena*

Baritone: The following main event tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 141 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!

Dr. Whooves: I do not envy Rainbow Dash at the Sublime Super Show with Colgate as the number one contender. Ever since her arrival on Sublime Colgate seems to have just gotten more and more unstable. She's psychotic, sadistic, and merciless.

Discord: And that look in her eyes, it's almost like seeing a snake who's getting ready to kill you.

-Colgate slowly approaches the ring, giving death glares to any fan who's eating something sugary-

*Even through the darkest daaaays, this fire burns alwaaaaaaaays*

Baritone: And her partner, from Equalitopia, weighing 141 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Starlight Glimmer!

-Starlight Glimmer falls to her knees and reaches her arms out wide as lots of pyro shoots off behind her-

Dr. Whooves: Starlight Glimmer has stated that her mission is to save the people of EWF from oppression and inequality. We've only seen her in one match so far, but that match was against the World Fighter's Champion herself.

Discord: Starlight not only won that match, but she performed exceptionally well.

-Starlight approaches the ring, making sure to tell a dozen fans about how they're going to be "liberated" along the way-

*Country music plays*

Baritone: And now their opponents, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 145 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Applejack!

Dr. Whooves: Applejack almost had the chance to win Sublime's most esteemed title at Uprising, but the chance was thwarted to to interference from Starlight Glimmer.

Discord: No doubt she wants payback, but she better stay focused. Starlight has already displayed a great love for mind games.

*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*

Baritone: And her partner, from Lonevyille, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!

Dr. Whooves: And here's Sublime's top champ herself. Rainbow Dash has been holding the World Fighter's Championship since Final Reckoning, nearly three months ago. If she retains against Colgate next week, she'll have beaten Trixie's record for longest reign.

-Rainbow Dash sprints to the ring, slapping hands with a few fans on the way-

Discord: All four competitors are in the ring, and it looks like Rainbow Dash and Colgate are going to start us off.

Main Event: Colgate and Starlight Glimmer vs. Applejack and Rainbow Dash

*7 minutes later*

-Colgate goes for the Root Canal, but Rainbow Dash elbows her in the middle of the arm and knocks her hand away. She Irish Whips Colgate into the turnbuckle before running at her and driving her knee into Colgate's stomach, she then tags in Applejack as Colgate doubles over-

Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash and Applejack are working in great tandem so far, and they're in total control of the match at the moment.

-Applejack picks up Colgate and body slams her to the mat before going for a pin, only getting a one count-

Discord: Colgate's not nearly weakened enough to go down yet, but she still needs to make a tag to Starlight Glimmer somehow.

-Applejack goes for a Southern Hospitality, but Colgate counters and hits a Rinse,Wash,Repeat, before quickly moving to tag in Starlight Glimmer-

Dr. Whooves: The tag is made, and here comes Starlight!

-As Applejack gets to her feet she's immediately assaulted by Starlight Glimmer-

Discord: Starlight now has a chance to turn this battle in the favor of her team.

*5 minutes later*

-Starlight Glimmer sets up for an equalizer, but Applejack counters by pretending to go for an Irish Whip before reeling Starlight back in for a clothesline-

Dr. Whooves: A powerful clothesline from Applejack! Momentum has shifted once again!

-Applejack picks Starlight up and goes for a Southern Hospitality but Starlight Glimmer manages to fight out of it and makes the tag to Colgate-

Discord: That was a narrow escape for Starlight Glimmer, but she dodged the bullet and now Colgate has re-entered the fight.

*7 minutes later*

-Applejack goes for a Southern Hospitality on Colgate, but Colgate counters and locks in the Root Canal-

Dr. Whooves: Oh God, it's the Root Canal! There may be no way out for Applejack.

-Applejack is forced down into kneeling position from the pain, she remains in the submission hold for over half a minute before she starts delivering several hard punches to Colgate's mid-section, and continues until the hold is released-

Discord: Applejack is free, can she capitalize?!

-Applejack tackles Colgate down to the mat before getting up and tagging in Rainbow Dash, at the same time Colgate recovers and tags in Starlight Glimmer-

Dr. Whooves: Now Rainbow Dash and Starlight are coming for seconds, this will be an interesting re-match from two weeks ago.

-As soon as Starlight enters the ring she's hit by a springboard dive from Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash starts a vicious assault and backs Starlight into the turnbuckle. She lands several hits in before Starlight manages to kick her away and slip out of the ring-

Discord: Looks like Starlight's getting out of the ring to catch her breath.

-Rainbow Dash tags in Applejack before launching herself out of the ring and crashing into Starlight Glimmer-

Dr. Whooves: Holy shit! Rainbow Dash just suicide dived out of the ring and took out Starlight Glimmer.

Discord: And she made Applejack the legal woman for her team prior to doing it, very savvy. Now Starlight is the one who's going to be burdened by the ten count.

-Starlight manages to slip back into the ring by the count of eight, having to fight off Rainbow Dash the entire way-

*4 minutes later*

-Applejack and Starlight Glimmer are trading punches in the ring, meanwhile Colgate and Rainbow Dash are brawling at ringside-

Dr. Whooves: This match has degenerated into absolute chaos. Two separate wars are being waged: one inside of the ring and one on the outside.

-Applejack and Starlight Glimmer go through a series of grapples before Applejack hits the Southern Hospitality-

Discord: Southern Hospitality, and Applejack goes for the pin!

*1...2…-kick-out!*

Dr. Whooves: That was close, but Starlight isn't finished yet.

-Applejack attempts to repeat the move, but Starlight Glimmer counters and hits the Equalizer-

Discord: And now an Equalizer!

-Rainbow Dash shoves Colgate into the barricade and goes to intervene, but Colgate leaps out and grabs Rainbow Dash at the last second, dragging her down to the ground while Starlight Glimmer goes for a pin on Applejack-

*1…..2…..3!*

Baritone: Here are your winners, Colgate and Starlight Glimmer!

-The crowd boos-

-Colgate and Starlight Glimmer look to take advantage of their defeated opponents, but both manage to fight their way out of it and escape the ring together-

Discord: That was a sensational match, and a very serious display of power by Colgate and Starlight Glimmer. These are two women to be reckoned with, and Rainbow Dash and Applejack better be well prepared when it comes time for their big matches.

Dr. Whooves: Sadly that's all we have time for tonight. We'll see you all next week at the Sublime Super Show!

*The show ends with Colgate and Starlight celebrating in the ring*

Match Results:

Night Glider defeated Commander Hurricane (15:48)

Dr. Caballeron defeated Hoity Toity (10:34)

Fleetfoot defeated Sour Tooth (9:02)

Spitfire defeated Babs Seed (16:25)

Damien Sandow defeated Soarin (12:17)

Starlight Glimmer and Colgate defeated Rainbow Dash and Applejack (23:59)

Match card for Sublime Super Show:

Match 1: Queen of the Scene Tournament Quarterfinals: Pretty Vision vs. Amira

Match 2: King of the Scene Tournament Quarterfinals: Blueblood vs. Big MacIntosh

Match 3: Sublime Tag Team Championship: Babs Seed and Sour Tooth (C) vs. The Real Equestrians

Match 4: International Championship: Octavia (C) vs. Vinyl Scratch

Match 5: Six Man Tag: Underbaker, Zack Ryder and Ace vs. Damien Sandow, Vultarian, and Overdrive (Interbrand)

Main Event: World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash (C) vs. Colgate

Matches for The Royal Rumble

World Fighter's Championship Number One Contender's Match: Starlight Glimmer vs. Applejack

Queen of the Scene Semi-Finals: Night Glider vs. ?

King of the Ring Semi-Finals: Dr. Caballeron vs. ?

Combos of Carnage Championship: Rack Attack (C) vs. Overdrive and Vultarian (Interbrand)

World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker (C) vs. Damien Sandow

Queen of the Scene Finals (Interbrand)

King of the Scene Finals (Interbrand)