*The beautiful people….OHHHHHH!*

-The usual pyro hits as "E DUB EFF" chants begin to pile in as another Lunacy broadcast is LIVE from the Lunacy Asylum in Loneyville, Equestria!-

Ahuizotl: Welcome one, welcome ALL, to MONDAAAAAAY NIGHT LUNAAAAACYYYYYY! We are set to present to you the most exhilarating entertainment you can find on Monday night television!

Garble: It's true, it's true! The stars of Lunacy deliver EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK, and tonight will be NO DIFFERENT!

Ahuizotl: We are now in the month of June, where not only will MY favorite season, Summer begin, but the EWF is going to welcome itself to the hottest period since the company's inception!

Garble: I don't know how it could NOT be! In just 7 days time, Lunapalooza will be host to some of the biggest fights of the entire summer! Lightning Dust and Fluttershy defending their titles against The Sword, the upstart rockstars known as 3MB will collide with The Wythyst Family, and Berry Punch will go into the biggest match of her life, as she stands across the ring from the Eternal Women's champion Sunset Shimmer, with the gold of course, being on the line.

Ahuizotl: Not just that, but in 13 days, we will crown ONE King, and one QUEEN of the EWF, both of which will get a title shot at the forthcoming pay per view.

Garble: There is SO MUCH at stake going into the second half of this month. Before we can get to The Royal Rumble, we need to find out who is moving on to the semi-finals of each tournament. To do that, we will bring to you THREE high-stakes matches: Cadance vs Flitter, Neon Lights vs Flash Sentry, and finally, Scootaloo vs Adagio Dazzle!

Ahuizotl: 4 fearless women, 2 aggressive men, all with one goal in mind: To rule the EWF as its King...and Queen.

*And now….it's all over now…* -the crowd treats themselves to their first boo-fest of the night, as two of the most undoubtedly hated individuals in the EWF make their way to the ring-

Garble: But like usual, we have to deal with a little bit of nonsense to kick off the show…

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcooome...CADAAAANCE...aaand, the ETERNAAAAAL..WOMEEEEEEN'S CHAMPIOOOOON...SUNSEEEEEEEET...SHIIIIIIIMMEEEERRRRR!

Ahuizotl: Nonsense is too kind of a word for all the ABSURDITY that has come out of these two in the past few weeks…

Garble: I'm gonna correct you there, because Sunset has been spewing crap since DAY ONE. It's been only recently that she's recruited Cadance to partake in her mischief, which includes the two interjecting themselves into what had turned into an AMAZING match between The Sword, Twilight, Rarity, and Berry Punch.

Ahuizotl: It was a shame the match ended the way it did...but it was even MORE of a travesty that The Sword joined FORCES with these two hussies to demolish everyone who got in their way...that includes Berry Punch, Rarity, Twilight, and shortly thereafter, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy.

Garble: Of course the mastermind of the assault, was none other than the general manager of Lunacy, Luna. She put ALL of these girls up to the turmoil that ensued last week. Not only to soften up all of their competition, but to send a message to Mr. Rich. A message that trust me, he will NOT take lightly.

-Cadance unveils the lead pipe from the pocket of her jacket and lays a kiss upon it. She presents it to Sunset, who kisses it as well as they walk up the steel steps-

Ahuizotl: And we can't forget about the equalizer...that lead pipe that Cadance has used to batter many a superstar since Uprising. With it in her possession, this terrible tandem seems practically unstoppable…

-Cadance grabs the microphone out of Madden's hands and pushes him away. The crowd boos as Cadance kindly presents the microphone to Sunset-

Garble: These two think they own the place...they're so entitled it makes me want to PUKE.

Cadance: -she exits the ring, approaching the timekeeper's area- You didn't have a microphone ready to give to ME?! Do you KNOW who I am?!

Timekeeper: We...we didn't know you'd be coming out he-

Cadance: I don't need to hear your sorry excuses! GIMMIE! -she bullies her way into the timekeeper's area, snatching a microphone and shoving everyone out of her way as she makes her way back to the ring, the crowd unrelentlessly booing her-

Sunset: You all can BOO all you want...after The Royal Rumble, there won't be ANYONE that can stop The System from controlling this ENTIRE place! -boos- I will be YOUR champion, my hunk of a man Shining Armor will be YOUR King...THIS little devilish vixen…-she grabs ahold of Cadance as she enters the ring, licking her from the bottom of her chin to the bottom of her nose- will be YOUR Queen! And MY boss….my HUMBLE, CONSIDERATE boss, Luna, will be the sole proprietor of Lunacy, and slowly but surely, you all will realize that there is NO ONE that can touch us, NO ONE that can overcome us, NO ONE that can deny that The System is BEST...for BUSINESS! NONE OF YOU!

Crowd: BEST FOR BULL-SHIT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* BEST FOR BULL-SHIT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* BEST FOR BULL-SHIT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Sunset: You say that now! You say that now but even though you aren't willing to admit it, you all know deep down inside that all of these heros you look up to...the Twilights, and the Lightning Dusts, and the Berry Punches...they are all going to let you down! You are not prepared for it, but it WILL happen. You don't have to like it. It is simply a fact of life...people like ME, are simply better than people like THEM. -ultra boos-

Crowd: YOU ARE SHIT! YOU ARE SHIT! YOU ARE SHIT! YOU ARE SHIT!

Sunset: -she shrugs- If being the Eternal Women's champion, if being the most dominating individual to step inside this ring, if being the future and THE PRESENT...of professional wrestling, makes me SHIT...then I am GLAD to be shit. -she smirks as the crowd continues to boo- I will strive to be SHIT from here until the end of TIME!

Cadance: -she shivers with excitement- Holy….holy FUCK...I...I just can't keep quiet anymore...just...just listening to you talk about how great you are, and running down all the fools both in the crowd, and in the back that think you are shit...it just gets me….it gets me HOT! -Cadance gets in Sunset's face, smirking at her as Sunset begins to remove Cadance's leather jacket- Oh I would just LOVE to make you squirt right now, Sunny…

Sunset: I know you would…

Cadance: I need to control myself, though….-she puts her jacket back on- These people….these people don't DESERVE to see the kind of admiration we have for each other. -boos- They don't have anyone to hold close at night, anyone to whisper naughty things into their ears, and they don't go home and make love to a WINNER. They all go home, and they touch themselves because they're LOSERS. People like them don't deserve the affection of somebody else! But the REAL winners in life...winners like me, and Sunset, and Shining, we all go home, and we get into bed together, and we celebrate like winners DESERVE. Everybody in this crowd WISHES they could be like us, but they missed the boat. They don't even CHEER for winners! They cheer for those who are INCAPABLE of winning. You all know who we're talking about.

Sunset: Very well said. People need to face the facts...this month will be the RISE of The System! It will be our rise to TRUE greatness!
Cadance: This woman…-she points at Sunset- is not just blowing smoke. She is EXACTLY who she says she is. She is Sunset Shimmer! The woman who has given her MIND, BODY and SOUL to become the most imposing force in ALL of the EWF! -boos- You all despise her for that, and that just shows you how closed-minded you all truly are...you've done nothing but bash her from the beginning. You say she's been HANDED everything that comes her way, that she wouldn't be here if it wasn't for manipulating everyone around her, and simply being lucky enough to survive by forging alliances with some of the most powerful men and women around. But those are all just excuses...excuses by worthless people with worthless agendas. The real truth, is that Sunset Shimmer is the only person WORTHY of being in the position that she is in. She doesn't need the approval of weak people like all of you, because you aren't even worth her time. She is everything that you WISH you were...you wish you had the body of a GODDESS like she does! -Cadance rubs her hands around Sunset's waist, causing her to grin- You wish you had HALF of the ability that she does in this ring! You wish you had HALF of the MIND for this business, and the ambition that comes along with it to do whatever it takes to make sure you are CONSTANTLY referred to as the BEST that your craft has to offer! Above all else, you people simply wish that you could be THE BEST like Sunset is. You want to be the one that time and time again, proves everybody wrong. You would be the one with the most money, the most fame, the biggest star of them all. People would hate you, simply because of how successful you were, and you would THRIVE off of that. THAT is how Sunset feels when she hears all of your scorn, when she reads all of your hate-laced Tweets. She's not UPSET by it, or BOTHERED by it, she ENJOYS it. You all SHOULD hate Sunset! It's only human nature for the less fortunate individuals to show disdain for those who are more talented than them, more successful than them.

Sunset: Cay Cay, you took the words RIGHT out of my mouth! You all can resent me if you want, but sooner or later, all those who you put your faith in will fall to ME, and they will fall to The System, and from that point on, you WILL RESPECT US! You may fear us, you may detest us, but we DEMAND respect from all of you low-lifes, as every member of The System takes their RIGHTFUL place...amongst everybody else, who stands in our way! -her and Cadance laugh, as the sound of glass shattering sends the crowd into a frenzy, and Sunset groaning loudly as she is interrupted-

Garble: It's about TIME! I couldn't listen to another SECOND of that sludge!

Ahuizotl: Here come Twilight Sparkle and Berry Punch, two women who were victimized by Sunset, Cadance, and The Sword just last week, to hopefully shut these two up for good!

-Berry and Twilight walk down the ramp, each with a microphone of their own-

Berry: I suggest ya both stop flappin' your trap, before my boot takes ITS rightful place...lodged deep inside, both of your asses! -the crowd cheers loudly-

Crowd: BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY!

Sunset: Oh, so you want to come out here and make THREATS now, do you? Need I remind you where that got you last week?

Cadance: You took it upon yourself to THREATEN Ms. Luna, and you CROSSED THE LINE when you kicked her in the gut, and hit her with the Bar Tab! So me and Sunset took it upon ourselves, along with the help of three...able-bodied females, to lay you out, and teach you a lesson you should've been taught LONG ago!

Berry: I crossed the line? You two are the ones standing out here, wasting everybody's time by doing nothing but PRAISING yourselves, when you're both not deserving of anything more than a double-dose of my fists in your faces! -cheers- And I'll have ya both know, I haven't felt THAT good giving that power hungry slut Luna the business in a long, LOOOOOONG time!

Twilight: And did you forget, Berry wasn't the ONLY person you both and The Sword attacked last week.

Sunset: Calm down, Twilight. We know you were there. It was EQUALLY fun beating BOTH of you senseless.

Cadance: As well as Rarity, and Lightning Dust, and Fluttershy-WOW! We sure did do a number on A LOT of people last week!

Twilight: Yes, you so foolishly did. We just came out here, as members of Team Rich, to tell you that we have been authorized to issue a warning.

Cadance: Ha! A WARNING? What is this, PRESCHOOL?

Berry: Yeah ya dumb skank! ARE YA DEAF?! -cheers- A WARNING! Your captain, Luna, sure did change the landscape when she had you two waltz into our match, fake an altercation with your soon-to-be teammates, and pound us into the mat.

Twilight: It was a bold move by Luna, one that will not be duplicated AGAIN, we assure you.

Sunset: And what exactly is stopping The Sword from entering this ring from the aisle and aiding us in making sure you two never make it to The Royal Rumble? Hmmmmm?

Cadance: Like we said, DON'T threaten Team Luna, or else it will end VERY badly for you….Filthy won't even have a TEAM to count on come The Royal Rumble!

Sunset: Not like he has much of a team to begin with. Face it, you two...you CAN'T win. You're up against the impossible. We are the TEAM to beat!

Cadance: I mean, honestly...Mr. Rich put the fate of Lunacy in YOUR hands? Ha! What a joke!

Sunset: How can you two even be on the same page? The only thing you have in common is that you're going to be on the LOSING team at The Royal Rumble.

Berry: You have a point there. Me and Twilight Sparkle are about as polar opposites as you can get. The only reason I'm glad I learned the alphabet is so I can fool the popo into thinking I'm sober when I get pulled over by saying them sum bitches backwards, and I don't care about friendship nearly as much as she does. But I respect her, because she wants to whoop your asses, JUST like I do! -cheers-

Twilight: We don't have to be friends to coexist on the same team, because me and Berry, we're one in the same, and that's because we both want to see you girls and the ENTIRE System get what's coming to them, and take away any power you may have before you can acquire more.

Berry: Next Monday, I'm gonna rip that title off of your undeserving waist, Sunset! And next Sunday, "Marble Cold" Berry Punch, Twilight Sparkle, and the WHOOOOOLE lot of Team Rich, is going to make it our MISSION to stomp a Sandcastle in each and EVERY SINGLE one of your asses, and we won't leave any sandcastle UN-WALKED DRY! -mega cheers-

Twilight: And we will make sure that Luna and all of her unsuspecting teammates are aware of where the power REALLY lies...with TEAM RICH!

Berry: I mean, neither of y'all ain't ever did anything to me until last week. Sunset, I've always wanted to beat your pompous ass, but on a personal level, you never did nothing to mess with ol' Marble Cold. Twilight on the other hand, she's been messing with you for quite a while now. She's used to kicking your ass. And Cadance, you've been living a lie since you've KNOWN her, pretending you gave a damn about who she was, when in reality, ya couldn't STAND her. Well we feel the same way about you, about The Sword, and most importantly, about that nasty cunt Luna! -there are more cheers as Sunset grits her teeth-

Twilight: Oh, you don't like that too much, do you, Sunset? How about you, Cadance? How do you think I felt when you presented to me your TRUE nature?! I thought you were my friend...I thought we had a bond that couldn't be broken by anybody or anything...we were going to be stepsisters...until YOU came along! -she points at Sunset angrily- You have stolen...you have stolen SO MUCH from me! My championship, MY BROTHER, the most important person in my entire LIFE! I am hoping that Berry Punch wins YOUR championship, so you know how it feels, and 6 nights later, me, and the rest of Team Rich, will take away your POWER! -cheers- Power you never should've had in the first place...power you never DESERVED. I want to be the one who takes EVERYTHING away from you!

Berry: And that's all we got to say about THAT!

Twilight: Now, if The Sword wants to make their way down to the ring, that's fine...just allow us to introduce the three NEWEST members of Team Rich, recruited by yours truly! -cheers-

Sunset: You've got...more? -she looks a bit nervous-

Twilight: -smirking- Why, yes we do! It's only natural that they too are tired of Team Luna and their thieving ways, as well as desire payback from the ambush that was done onto them last week…

Cadance: You can't mean…them-

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -the crowd lights up with cheers-

Ahuizotl: Yes, Cadance, they DO mean them!

Garble: Rarity! Fluttershy! Lightning Dust! Team Rich gets stronger by the minute!

-The three newest members of Team Rich slowly make their way down to the ramp, eyeing Cadance and Sunset as Twilight and Berry have their back turned, smiling at their new teammates-

Ahuizotl: Mr. Rich has answered back in a HUGE way! I see your Cadance, Sunset, and The Sword, and raise you Rarity and the Chick Combo champions, all three of which are looking for retribution after last week!

-Cadance runs up at smacks the lead pipe into Twilight's back, causing her to fall to the mat. Sunset takes down Berry at the same time-

Garble: Oh and of course! Another cheap shot! Typical Team Luna strategy…

-Lightning, Fluttershy, and Rarity sprint into the ring as Cadance and Sunset back away-

Crowd: KICK THEIR ASS! KICK THEIR ASS! KICK THEIR ASS! KICK THEIR ASS!

Garble: This is exactly what Team Rich wants! They've got two members of Team Luna cornered here!

Ahuizotl: There's nothing they can do!

-Cadance and Sunset shuffle around the ring desperately before Cadance finally runs at Rarity. She swings the pipe at her, which Rarity is able to catch it by grabbing onto it with both hands-

Garble: Not so fast!

-Berry takes the chance to kick Cadance in the gut before laying her out with the Bar Tab, sending her rolling through the bottom rope and falling onto the floor as the crowd cheers-

Garble: Down goes Cadance! That leaves Sunset...all by her lonesome…

-Sunset isn't having any of this. She flips the five off with both of her fingers before exiting the ring-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd boos intently- Taking a page out of Berry Punch's book there, as she denies the five current members of Team Rich the chance to do some damage onto her.

Garble: Cadance wasn't quite so lucky. She got a shot in on Twilight with that lead pipe, but then was promptly sent sprawling out of the ring, thanks to Berry Punch.

-Sunset helps Cadance to her feet and begins walking to the back with her, looking back at Team Rich with disdain in her eyes-

Ahuizotl: And The Sword was nowhere to be found...I suppose because it would've been an even number of people, and we all know The Sword loves to have the numbers game as an advantage.

Garble: Luna was also absent from that affair, but I have a feeling we won't see her get involved until The Royal Rumble.

Rarity: Absolute power corrupts absolutely, dahlings...just remember that. We'll be doing you a favor by coming out victorious at The Royal Rumble.-Rarity puts the microphone down as Berry Punch's theme begins playing-

Garble: Strong words from Rarity, one of the newest members of Mr. Rich's team, who now stands united with five members, less than one now opposed to Luna's team.

Ahuizotl: Mr. Rich must have Luna REELING now with the newest additions to his team. The stakes couldn't be ANY higher than they are now! We can only IMAGINE who else Luna and Mr. Rich will bring aboard in order to secure the power of Monday Night Lunacy at The Royal Rumble.

Garble: The gloves are coming off, 'Zotl! Only one team can reign supreme, and right now, all the momentum lies within Team Rich!

-Fluttershy leads the crowd into chants of "YAY" as the 5 members of Team Luna stand in the ring, each holding up their hands as Sunset stomps off with Cadance to the backstage area-

-Speaking of, we head backstage, where Silver Shill is standing by with a special guest-

Silver: My guest at this time, will be competing for a chance to go on to The Royal Rumble, and be one step closer to becoming the Queen of the Scene later tonight...please welcome, alongside her sister Cloudchaser, Flitter.

Flitter: Hello there, Silver. -she smiles-

Silver: Hi there, Flitter! What are your thoughts going into your second round tournament match tonight?

Flitter: Very few people actually get the opportunity to challenge for the top prize of their brand...both me and my sister happen to be a select few of those people. I know what it's like to be in there with the best that Lunacy has to offer, and I know I have what it takes to come out on top, and become the Eternal Women's champion.

Silver: Is your goal to wear a title, just like your boyfriend?

Flitter: Oh wow...I never thought about it that way, but that that sounds LOVELY! Me and my Gizzy, dual champions...I couldn't think of a better outcome than that. And my sis will be in my corner tonight, just to make sure nothing stands in my way to making it to The Royal Rumble!

Cloudchaser: That's right, girl! I've got my own match to worry about first, though, so you wait here, and I'll see you soon! -Cloudchaser walks off, hugging her sister beforehand-

Flitter: Things are pretty much going perfect, Silver. I'm poised to become Queen, and even though he's not apart of the other tournament, I am ready to make Giz my dashing King! -Flitter walks off-

Silver: Good luck to you, Flitter! -the scene fades out as we head to commercial-

Ahuizotl: We are back on Monday Night Lunacy, and as Cloudchaser referred to just before the break, she is in action on our first match of the evening.

Garble: Her boyfriend, Thunderlane will also be in action later tonight, which would explain why he is not out here. Cloudchaser won't be alone in this match, though, that is for sure.

-"Axeman" by Jim Johnston brings the crowd to their feet-

Madden: Aaaaand HER PARTNERS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 242 POOOOUNDS...HONEYCOOOOOMB...aaaaand MIIIIIIDNIIIIIGHT STRIIIIIIIKE!

Garble: As you have figured out, this will be a 6 woman tag team match, and based on their performances over the past few weeks, Cloudchaser has some pretty capable partners here tonight.

Ahuizotl: You said it! Midnight was mere seconds away from capturing the Crater Chick championship at Uprising, and then the next night on Lunacy, we actually thought she had DEFEATED Sunset Shimmer, but alas, we found out that her foot was on the bottom rope…

Garble: And just last week, her tag team partner, Honeycomb, took her performance to new heights, with a spectacular match against Scootaloo. Although the two lost all of these matches, they showed true promise, and looked like winners in the end regardless.

Ahuizotl: Their partnership, which was once coined by Midnight to be nothing more than a "one time thing," has now blossomed into a friendship that cannot be denied. I am excited for the future of these two, as both superstars, and friends!

Garble: But how will they fare with Cloudchaser as their partner? If you recall, Midnight and Honeycomb's first tag team match with each other...was against Cloudchaser and her sister, Flitter. That was a time when the sisters were quite nasty in their tactics.

Ahuizotl: And we were led to believe that they both had changed their ways, but after Cloudchaser swiped Rumble's leg last week, I'm not quite convinced of that...the dynamic of this team is sure to be something to look out for.

-Midnight enters the ring, eyeing Cloudchaser, who takes her gaze away from her with a meek smile. Honeycomb hugs Cloudchaser to let her know that they forgive her. Cloudchaser is caught off guard, but her smile grows even more as she accepts and returns the hug-

Garble: Awwww! Stop doubting people, 'Zotl, you GROUCH. If Honeycomb forgives her, then so should we!

Ahuizotl: It's a good sign, but these 3 aren't going to be able to hug their way out of this match. Just look at who they're facing…

Honeycomb: Come on, MiddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyUHMIDNIGHT! Let's cut the tension with a HUG!

Midnight: I'm good, thanks. -she continues to eye Cloudchaser, who lets go of her hug and looks down at the mat- For HER sake, she'd better not try any funny business...

-The sound of creepy piano keys sends the three focusing on their past to look ahead to their future, which is not so bright-

*DEH!*

Garble: Oh shiiii-...I see what you mean now, 'Zotl…

-The crowd is cheering as a dark room is shown on the titantron. The dark room is soon illuminated by the lighting of a lantern, showing the face of Amay Wythyst, who looks at the camera with a sneaky smile on her face. Harper and Rowan stand behind her, waiting for her command-

Amay: ….We're here…-she blows out the lantern, which transcends into the fitting theme song of the Family-

-Amay and her family walk out from the backstage and enter the arena, Amay grinning as she holds her lantern up high-

Garble: You see the cell phones, lighting up the arena as the haunting, yet...ALLURING Wythyst Family takes their long and fascinating trek down to the ring. There is something about these women that sends chills down my spine, but at the same time, I welcome these chills...is this weird, 'Zotl?

Ahuizotl: Not at all. I think the aura of Amay Wythyst and her family speaks for itself. Some people are drawn, they are INTRIGUED by the enigmatic, by the mysterious. People often latch onto what they do not understand, in hopes of learning more about the unknown.

Garble: They are unlike anything in the wrestling business, I cannot say that enough. These women are revolutionizing the sport. Week after week, Amay Wythyst speaks, and you almost want to call her bluff, but somehow, some way, this woman gets you thinking that there is some form of truth to everything she says.

Ahuizotl: There could be an underlying theme to her message, some ulterior motive we are not of aware of, but what we do know is that all three members of the Wythyst Family are going to compete as ONE tonight, for the very first time.

Garble: We've seen Harper and Rowan in tag team matches, and Amay in numerous singles matches, but never have all three members been in the same match at once. The next time they are all in the ring at once is at Lunapalooza, where they will clash with the new kids on the block...3MB.

Ahuizotl: 3MB had better be watching that match as closely as they can, because they're going to find out EXACTLY what they are up against next Monday night. And the opponents of The Wythyst Family are about to get a taste of what these three can do as a full unit.

-Amay sits in her chair, rocking in it a bit before blowing out the lantern, which turns the lights back on. The crowd cheers as Amay gets up from her chair, laughing and spinning around in circles as Harper and Rowan follow her to the ring-

Garble: -Honeycomb and Cloudchaser leave the ring as Midnight prepares herself- So it'll be Midnight, a dark individual in her own right, and…-Rowan and Harper climb onto the apron, Amay whispering into their ears and cradling their heads- The Eater of Worlds herself, Amay Wythyst, starting off this match.

Ahuizotl: You see that Ericka Rowan has yet to take off that...that mask of hers. We are not sure what that mask means, but it seems to keep Ericka...safe. But when she takes it off, she changes in an instant, and begins to unleash hell on whoever stands in her way.

Match 1: Midnight Strike, Honeycomb, and Cloudchaser vs The Wythyst Family

-Amay approaches Midnight with a grin, holding out her arms-

Amay: Hi, Middy! I heard you like hugs! -she laughs as Midnight raises an eyebrow- Why don't you hug MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Garble: Psychological warfare at its finest...not sure if Midnight is someone you want to fool around with, those.

Amay: Middyyyyyyyyyyyy! Why won't you LOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE? I'll be your BEST friiiiiiiieeeeeeend!

Midnight: Get the hell away from me…

Amay: ACCEPT ME! Crawl inside my cocoon! You will be SAFE there, Middyyyyyyyy!

Midnight: I said GET AWAY! -she pushes Amay, which doesn't faze her. She just stands there, staring at Midnight-

Amay: You can't escape me! RAAAAAHHHHHH! -she runs at Midnight, who ducks after Honeycomb slaps her shoulder. Honeycomb wraps her hands around Amay's head and drives her neck down onto the top rope-

Ahuizotl: Amay was clearly mocking Honeycomb, and she didn't take kindly to that!

-Honeycomb climbs to the top rope as Amay coughs-

Honeycomb: LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALOOOOONE! -she turns around and lets herself fall off of the top rope, but Amay catches her-

Garble: Oh THE STRENGTH OF AMAY WYTHYST! LOOK AT THIS!

-Amay walks around with Honeycomb before throwing her into the air and SPIKING her back across her knee, the crowd OHHHH'ing at the impact-

Ahuizotl: Honeycomb's spine contorts! She went for that trust fall, and it didn't pan out too well for her.

Garble: She should've been more cautious. It seems she let blind rage get the best of her, which is EXACTLY what Amay Wythyst wanted.

Amay: -looking at Midnight with wide eyes- YOU WANNA MAKE A FOOL OUTTA ME?! -she then looks down at Honeycomb- MAKE A FOOL OUTTA ME?! -she stomps at Honeycomb's back before placing her down on the mat with her hands. She pauses before falling down with a headbutt onto Honeycomb's chest-

Crowd: -as Amay positions Honeycomb to where she is sitting up- LET'S GO WY-THYST! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO WY-THYST! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO WY-THYST! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: This is incredible...Amay Wythyst has got control over this crowd! -Amay stretches Honeycomb's mouth open with both of her hands-

Garble: They may love Honeycomb...how could you not? But there is something about Amay Wythyst that sends these fans into a frenzy…

-Amay continues to claw away at Honeycomb's mouth-

-6 minutes later-

-The sheep mask is now off of Rowan as she tags in Lucy Harper, holding Cloudchaser as Harper enters the ring, running off the ropes and taking Cloudchaser down to the mat with a Hurricanrana as Rowan lets go of her!-

Garble: And Harper showing her stuff! For a woman of her size to be able to pull off a move like that is simply astounding!

-Harper touches her eyes before bringing her arms out, walking around Cloudchaser and soaking in the cheers of the crowd-

Harper: Yeah yeah yeah YEAHHHHHH….

-Harper turns around into a kick to the gut from Cloudchaser, who then nails her with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb that wows the crowd-

Ahuizotl: Cloudchaser's got some moves of her own! Into the cover!

*1….2…-Harper kicks out just before the three-

Garble: No matter how in control you are, you should NEVER take your eyes off of your opponent!

-5 minutes later-

-A brawl had ensued that left Honeycomb, Harper, and Cloudchaser outside on the floor. As it climaxes, Midnight scales the top rope as she has Amay Wythyst right where she wants her-

Garble: She nearly hit the Stroke of Midnight at Uprising! She nearly won with it two weeks ago! This could be the blow that gets her team the win!

-Midnight leaps off the top rope, but Harper is able to get in the ring just in time and knock Midnight out of the air with an INSANE big boot that sends her crashing into the mat-

Ahuizotl: HARPER JUST KICKED HER HEAD OFF! Lucy Harper just saved her prophet's hide!

Garble: Midnight could've won this match, but luck wasn't on her side once AGAIN!

-Honeycomb runs into the ring, screaming as she has her sights set on Harper for hurting her friend, but from out of nowhere comes Ericka Rowan as she LAUNCHES her arms into Honeycomb's chest, sending her rolling out of the ring-

Ahuizotl: WHAT A COLLISION! Ericka Rowan just mowed over Honeycomb, who was attempting to save her friend, but she paid the price for it!

-Harper runs off the ropes and flies through the middle rope, knocking Cloudchaser into the barricade and excommunicating her from the mat-

Ahuizotl: CLOUDCHASER'S DOWN! THE WYTHYST FAMILY, WITH A TAKE NO PRISONERS ASSAULT HERE TONIGHT!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: This crowd is becoming unglued! Harper's down! Honeycomb is down! Cloudchaser is down! Amay's making her way to her feet! Something has GOT to give!

-Amay turns around to meet Midnight, who springboards off the ropes. She attempts to hit a Springboard Codebreaker, but Amay catches her by the legs-

Garble: Midnight's caught! Midnight's caught! Wythyst saw it coming!

-Amay sets her up before throwing her across to Rowan, who catches her and forces her into the mat with a Side Slam-

Ahuizotl: That's one hell of a double-team! Amay Wythyst set her up, and Ericka Rowan knocked her down!

-Ericka leaves the ring as Amay picks up Midnight, bending her down and kissing her forehead before planting her head into the mat with the Swinging reverse STO-

Garble: And a kiss goodnight from Amay….*1…...2…..3!* And that folks, is all she wrote!

-Amay looks around as Midnight's leg is still raised up in the air. Harper bangs on the announce table after a successful victory before Amay backs away from Midnight, sitting on the mat-

Madden: The winners of this match...The Wythyst Familyyyyyy….

Ahuizotl: How do you cultivate a following? You do THAT!

Garble: Midnight and her teammates got along quite well, all things considered, but I don't think it would've mattered how well they got along...The Wythyst Family fought with a purpose, and they proved that they should be taken seriously at ALL times.

Ahuizotl: 3MB stated last week that they don't think The Wythyst Family is a "team"...no offense to them, but how in the hell can you not call these three a TEAM after the impact they made tonight?

Garble: It's an impact that should not and CANNOT be ignored. I don't see how there is anyway 3MB is going to be able to prepare for this family of psychotic and demented women…

-Amay picks up a microphone as Honeycomb checks on her friend-

Amay: She's got the WHOOOOOOOOLE world, in her hands...she's got the whole wide world, in her hands...she's got the WHOOOOOLE world, in her hands...she's got the whole….world….in her….haaaaands….-the crowd cheers as Amay looks at the camera, chuckling. She then notices Honeycomb, sitting down on the mat and looking at her as she continues to check on Midnight- Hi there! Hahahahaha! You remind me….of someone. Someone who is very near and dear to my heart. You're both cheerful...tender...lovable. But the main difference...between you and her...is that you're not afraid...this girl….she's scared to death of me. -she giggles- She's smart...unlike you. WHY ARE YOU NOT AFRAID?! WHY ARE YOU NOT COWERING IN FEAR?!

-Harper and Rowan gather behind Honeycomb so she has nowhere to run. Honeycomb looks behind her, and then back at Amay and is grabbed by her-

Ahuizotl: Hey! Come on now! There's no need for this!

Garble: He can only be talking about Sonata! Honeycomb isn't afraid of the monster in her closet, and this is the punishment that monster is giving to her!

Amay: -screaming into Honeycomb's face- I WILL MAKE YOU AFRAID! -she dips her- SONATAAAAAAA! COME TO MEEEEEEE!

-Amay hits Honeycomb with her finisher-

Ahuizotl: A direct message to Sonata Dusk! Amay Wythyst has her eye on HER.

Garble: She knows she is afraid, and she intends to make Sonata TERRIFIED.

-Amay gets on her knees-

Amay: There's no need...to be afraid...sweet, innocent Sonata…-she chuckles- I will not hurt you...I will not hurt you...I...will not…-she whispers- hurt youuuuuuuu…-she puts the microphone down, and spreads out her arms- FOLLOOOOOOWWWWWWW...the buzzards…-she cackles as Harper and Rowan stand behind her-

*DEH!*

-We head to the backstage area, where Photo Finish is currently snapping pictures of Sunset Shimmer on the set of her new photoshoot-

Photo: Oy vey! Yes yes yes! Hold that pose. Perfeeeect. Ven all is said and done, zis could be my highest grossing magazine shoot yet!

-Suddenly, Photo is tapped on the shoulder, a "pssst" following. She turns around to see Rumble standing there-

Photo: Ah, Rumble! It is so good to see you!

Rumble: Hello, Photo. -he looks over at Sunset- Do you...have a second?

Photo: For you, I can make ze time! Uh, Ms. Shimmer...do you mind if we take 5?

Sunset: Sure, I guess...just make it quick. I'm going to reapply my makeup. -she walks off with her arms crossed, as Photo and Rumble walk away from the set-

Rumble: You got my phone call last week, didn't you?

Photo: Vhy, yes I did! I have just been so busy setting up this photo shoot with Ms. Shimmer, that I haven't been able to reply.

Rumble: That's okay. I am a patient man. But I really need an answer tonight...all of my opponents at The Royal Rumble...they all have somebody they can rely on...somebody that will join them in their corner.

Photo: Zat is quite ze predicament. I saw what happened last week...Cloudchaser cost your your match against your brother. If you had someone at ringside with you, zat would not happen…

Rumble: Exactly! I need somebody I can trust...a friend, even. And I thought of YOU.

Photo: Oh….zat is very kind of you, Rumble. You can indeed trust me. I am a friend you can count on!

Rumble: You made perfect sense. You were the one that gave me my big break in the modeling world. I know you are acquiring many clients, and have quite the demanding schedule, but this business isn't going to wait for you, Photo. You were one half of the very first Sublime Tag Team champions, but ever since losing that title, we have to face facts...your career has been...stagnant.

Photo: ….I suppose I have been stuck in ze rut, haven't I? My career as a photographer has taken off quite well, but I should not let my wrestling be forgotten as a result. I've been so focused on making it big in ze fashion world...I gave up the chance to challenge for ze Eternal Women's championship...just so I could take photos of the champ herself.

Rumble: I'm glad you've realized you have a lot of untapped potential, Photo. You've been so busy MAKING stars, that you've forgotten that you too, could be a bigger star than ALL of them!

Photo: You vere the first Carnage champion...you're the longest reigning champion in ze EWF…

Rumble: That I was, and I want that title back where it RIGHTFULLY belongs...wrapped around my gorgeous waist. Let me pay you back for all you've done for me, Photo...and let me take your wrestling career to new heights!

Photo: A chance to be in the corner of the soon-to-be two time Carnage champion? Vhy, the pictures I snap are vorth a thousand words...but vith me by your side, my career will leave people...SPEECHLESS. Rumble, it is time that ve together make...DE MAGICKS. I accept!

Rumble: Wonderful! I'll be teaming up with my brother later tonight to face Giz and Bulk. I assume you will accompany me to the ring?

Photo: Yes, I vill! You trusted me vith getting you all those bigtime modeling contracts, and you can trust that I will lead you to ze Carnage champion once again! For now, I need to finish taking zese peektors.

Rumble: If you don't mind, I'd like to just sit back and watch you do what you do best.

Photo: Zat would be great! You can have a seat vight over there. Sunset should be back any minute now, and vhen ve are done, ve can strategize over your matches.

Rumble: Wrestling and modeling go hand in hand, so I'd love to hear what you have to say leading up to The Royal Rumble. -he has a seat as Photo readjusts her lens, commercial soon occurring after-

-We are back from commercial with Lyra and Bon Bon's theme song playing as they are in the ring holding hands-

Ahuizotl: My broadcast partner is a bit preoccupied right now, so I'm not sure how long it'll be until we hear from him.

Garble: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! All you poor saps that are watching this on TV are missing all the good stuff...I love my job...I really, really do…

Ahuizotl: How much was that...posterior slap on the richter scale?

Garble: I would tell you, but a lot of people wouldn't believe me, because they'll never get to see it. It made this announce table shake, I'll just say that.

Ahuizotl: Uhhh...are you sure that wasn't YOU?

Garble: Please don't ruin this for me...come on, girls! Redo the entrance! I'm starting to feel bad for everyone that didn't see it…

*WE'RE A THREE MA'AM BAAAAAAAND!* -the crowd lights up with cheers-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Accompaniiied, by ADAGIOOOOO DAZZLEEEEE! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 260 POOOOOUNDS...ARIAAAAA BLAAAAZE, AAAAAND SONATAAAAAAA DUUUUUUUSK!

Ahuizotl: In the previous match, we saw The Wythyst Family victorious against 3 tough opponents. Now we will get the first look of Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze as a team, as they look to build momentum heading into Lunapalooza next week.

Garble: And Adagio would be joining them for this match, making it a 6 woman tag, but she already has a match to worry about tonight. She will be facing Scootaloo, to see who will be moving on to The Royal Rumble.

Ahuizotl: Luckily, she has enough time to join her bandmates at ringside for this match. It's probably for the better, as you never know where The Wythyst Family could be lurking around…

-The members of 3MB slap hands with their adoring fans as they jump onto the ring apron, making their "3MB" gesture with their hands before Adagio jumps over the top rope, followed by Aria and Sonata grabbing each other's hands and jumping over the top rope from the side-

Crowd: 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B!

Garble: Since bursting onto the EWF scene, this crowd can't get enough of the leather-clad rockers!

Ahuizotl: They are quite the jovial bunch. We're all looking forward to seeing what Aria and Sonata can do in the ring.

-All three members practice with their air guitar in the ring before Adagio gives high tens to Aria and Sonata, after which she leaves the ring so that Aria can begin the match by locking up with Bon Bon-

Match 2: Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk w/ Adagio Dazzle vs Lyra and Bon Bon

-7 minutes later-

-Sonata leaps over a running Lyra, who then falls over the top rope as Aria pulls it down. Bon Bon runs over to check on her girlfriend as Sonata and Aria climb up to the top rope-

Ahuizotl: Uh oh...I think I know what they are going for here!

-Bon Bon helps Lyra to her feet, as Aria flings Sonata over her shoulders, sending her down onto the couple-

Garble: They used that teamwork to give Adagio an edge in her match a few weeks ago! That is the only time it is acceptable to back body drop your opponent!

-Sonata picks up Lyra and throws her back into the ring-

-5 minutes later-

-Aria plants Bon Bon into the mat with a Double Underhook DDT-

Garble: She calls that the Expressive Melody! Bon Bon's brains just got splattered all over the mat!

-Aria makes the cover as Sonata blasts Lyra off of the ring apron so she cannot break it up-

*1….2….3!*

Ahuizotl: 2 halves of 3MB prevail! Sonata and Aria pick up the win!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERRRRRRRRRRS...ARIAAAA BLAAAAZE..AAAAAND SONAAAAATAAAAAAA DUUUUUUUUSK!

Garble: In their first two weeks on the Lunacy roster, 3MB has channeled the energy of the fans to gain two big victories! Adagio, with a win over Fleur De Lis, and now Sonata and Aria bring it home for the group, with an excellent performance against Lyra and Bon Bon!

Ahuizotl: We will see if Adagio can carry her weight later tonight, but now, 3MB must look ahead, to their most difficult task yet...The Wythyst Family. Sonata may be scared out of her mind, but she was able to put her emotions aside, in able to win this match.

Garble: You can't blame her for being scared, but she and her bandmates can't afford to be frightened for much longer. If they want to overcome the abnormalities that await them, they are going to have to get over whatever butterflies remain in their stomach, because the Wythysts don't care, and they will show no pity on their victims.

-All three members of 3MB clasp their hands together and take a bow, before turning around and taking a bow behind them-

Ahuizotl: If 3MB goes into Lunapalooza next week with this much unity and strength, I think they have a real good chance of pulling off what many others would call an upset.

Garble: Godspeed to those girls, because it certainly won't be easy. You aren't in the mosh pit anymore, having the time of your life, not having to worry about anything except making sure your neck doesn't snap from all the headbanging...no, you're in the EWF now, and you've been thrown right into the fire upon arrival. We're going to find out just how burn resistant these girls are...

*Interview area*

Silver: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time will be competing against Neon Lights up next, for a spot in The Royal Rumble. Please welcome...Flash Sentry.

-Flash appears in the shot, chewing on gum and giving Silver a single nod upwards-

Silver: Flash, you are just one win away from advancing to the semi-finals of the King of the Ring tournament. Tell me, what would it mean to you to be King of the Ring?

Flash: Ya know that's a great question. Everyone knows I think a little bit differently than others. I'm not it in for the crown, the scepter, or the robe...I'm more of a leather jacket, white tank top, faded denim kind of guy...to me, being a King gives you a sense of authority, and we both know that I don't get along with authority. Hell, I've pledged my entire career to FIGHT the powers that try to hold me down! I don't care about the wardrobe, or the stature that comes with winning King of the Ring. All I know is, if I beat Neon Lights tonight, guess who I get to face next? That's right, Shining Armor...the bastard that I have vivid dreams of inflicting violence upon EVERY night? I'm always up for a free round of beating the hell out of him! Our Street Fight was something special...the pain I sent upon him brought a tear to my eye…-he chuckles- but this time, I'M GOING TO RELISH IT EVEN MORE, because I've never had the chance to take something from him...he's taken away my sanity, my ability to trust anyone. But for once, I get to take something away from his sorry ass. We're both going for the same thing...we both want to be King, because that guarantees us a title shot. And I can't wait to see the look on his face when I beat him, and take that opportunity away. So the only things, that fuel me to be King, is to rain all over Shining Armor's parade, and to get the chance to fight for the Carnage championship! Don't call me King Flash, nor King Sentry, because quite frankly, that doesn't fit my personality. The only thing you should be calling me after The Royal Rumble, is the FUTURE Carnage...CHAMPION. -Flash walks away with his hands in his pockets as we head to another commercial-

-Back from commercial, we see a camera lying down on the floor. Three sets of boots soon walk up to it, with Diane Ditzbrose being the one to pick it up, the camera focusing on her and her teammates-

Ditzbrose: ATTENTION...EWF Universe…

Drollins: Attention Fluttershy!

Ditzbrose: Attention Lightning Dust…

Reigns: Attention to EVERY member of Team Rich…

Drollins: WE...are The Sword.

Ditzbrose: On May 28th, The Sword went into battle against new blood and old foes alike; Twilight Sparkle...Rarity...Berry Punch…

Drollins: They all got to experience...the most DESTRUCTIVE force in the EWF, but our operation was breached by Cadance and Sunset Shimmer...but that's okay...that's okay because we've recently realized something…

Reigns: As dominant as we are...we can't fight injustice alone.

Ditzbrose: -shaking her head- Nah we can't...Luna recruited us, she BEGGED us to join...and we obliged, we accepted, not because we our her personal lap-dogs…-chuckle- If you think that of us, you're more irrational than all the other pinheads, that inhabit this company!

Drollins: We are the Hounds of JUSTICE! We don't roll over on command, and we CERTAINLY don't play well with others...we are our own masters, yet, in a dog-eat-dog world such as the EWF, we would be FOOLISH to allow the larger packs to tear us apart.

Ditzbrose: We are not weak, we are not defenseless! We can fight just fine on our own...but for how long? In our battle for justice, we have encountered so many enemies, too much for us to take out all on our own. That is why, we have endeared ourselves to Luna and her ever-growing team.

Reigns: We are not desperate, just rational.

Drollins: And with the way Team Rich was panning out, we knew that would not be our type of scene...the women on THAT team will never understand why we do what we do. They are BLIND to all things justice, and once Team Luna is victorious at The Royal Rumble...all will be made clear to them. They will have no choice but to look up to the sky, and shout to the heavens…

Reigns: "WE BELIEVE! WE BELIEVE IN JUSTICE! AND WE BELIEVE IN THE SWORD!"

Ditzbrose: HALLELUJAH! And if they don't...the sharp, stinging blade of the sword of justice will pierce their underbelly, and with it, they will forever be vulnerable to the truth. Whether or not they can handle it, has yet to be seen...but we shall find out soon.

Drollins: With us at Team Luna's disposal, their triumph is imminent. If the members of Team Rich had any sense at all, they would back out now, because even if they fight with all their heart, all their MIGHT! It will not be enough. And just before Team Luna leaves the battlefield, with no casualties to call our own, The Sword will GLADLY plant our blade in the mat, and capture each demoralized expression on the face of every member of Team Rich, as they all realize that they have let down Mr. Filthy Rich, and he will never forgive them for playing a part in helping him lose control of one of his pet projects…

Ditzbrose: Those on the losing team at The Royal Rumble, may never even forgive THEMSELVES. We know we wouldn't be able to.

Reigns: Luckily for us, we aren't failures. We can't lose, we WON'T lose.

Drollins: With all this talk about TEAMS, we'd be remiss if we didn't bring up our tag team match next week, for the Chick Combo championships.

Ditzbrose: On the biggest Lunacy TO DATE, The Sword will rise to the occasion, as we always do, and reward ourselves after the all the hard work we have put in, attempting to rid the EWF of its injustice complex.

Reigns: Lightning Dust...Fluttershy. We've beaten you twice before, and next Monday, you'll taste cruel defeat once again.

Drollins: Don't forget WHY you're champions in the FIRST PLACE, ladies! It's because of US!

Ditzbrose: You were threatened by us, so you decided to ban together in the pursuit of getting rid of us. If it weren't for your sudden partnership, you would've never been given the opportunity to challenge for the Chick Combo championships, and you would've never won them.

Drollins: Whether you want to admit it or not, you girls owe us. And at Lunapalooza, The Sword is prepared to take those titles by FORCE. All great hunters deserve a trophy, and that gold would look better on our mantles than your severed heads.

Ditzbrose: Speaking of, after next Monday, you'll be like deers caught in the headlights! You'll be so frail...you'll be BROKE, and you won't ever want to see our faces again...so much so, that you won't even SHOW UP to The Royal Rumble, with fears that we'll beat you again, which yes, we WILL if you do decide to attend.

Reigns: You won't know which two of us you will be facing, but it won't matter. We could give you all the time in the world to prepare for your title match, but it wouldn't make a difference.

Drollins: That's right. ANY combination of The Sword is capable of taking those Chick Combo titles off of your waists.

Ditzbrose: So you two should come prepared for any two of us, and come prepared to be disappointed...in YOURSELVES.

Reigns: Believe that, and you'd damn well better Believe...in...The Sword!

-The three members put their fists together before setting the camera down and walking away, the feed cutting out soon after-

Garble: The Sword have yet to be pinned or submitted since arriving in the EWF, 'Zotl...do you think next week, the biggest night of their careers, will be the night where everything falls apart for them?

Ahuizotl: I honestly don't know how you can bet against The Sword. They have been nothing but lethal and ruthless in every match they've been in thus far, and they've come out on top in every single one of them.

Garble: I agree with you fully. Regardless of what WE think, THEY believe they are going to be the next Chick Combo champions, and that's all that matters.

-"Retaliation" by CFO$ brings the crowd to their feet with glee as we are set for our next match-

Garble: Let's get right back into the action, with a match that will bring us one step closer to crowning our very first King!

Madden: The following conteeest, is a Quarter-Final match...in the KIIIING...OF THE RIIIIIING..TOURNAMEEEEENT! Introducing FIRST! Froooom CANTERLOOOOOT! Weighing in, at 227 POOOOUNDS...FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH...SEEEEEEENTRYYYYYY!

Ahuizotl: It was quite the telling interview Flash Sentry had earlier tonight, where he talked about what it would mean for HIM to be crowned the King of the Ring.

Garble: Flash said he doesn't care about ruling over the EWF, or acting like a King in the slightest. He just wants to beat the hell out of Shining Armor, and become the number 1 contender to the Carnage championship in the process.

Ahuizotl: It is quite the difference in opinion as we've been seeing from everybody else in these tournaments. Yes, the championship match they are all after, but they all have all shown interest in being referred to as "King _." Flash doesn't care about grandeur or the nobility that comes with being deemed "the King." It is all about getting one more match with Shining Armor, and getting to face the champion at next month's pay per view.

Garble: If Flash wins tonight, he WILL get the match with Shining Armor, but he'll then need to win the next two matches to get the title shot.

-Flash enters the ring and stands on the middle rope, overlooking the fans and moving his arms around to pump them up-

-The lights in the arena drop as the mixtable of DJ Z soon rises from the hole on the side of the ramp. The basketball goal sound is heard multiple times as we see DJ Z manning the table-

DJ Z: Back in the Asylum once again, you are now in DAH MIX, ladies and gentlemeeeeeen! With who else, who else, who could it be? Why it's the soon-to-be King of the Ring and his LUSCIOUS counterpart DEE. JAAAAAAAAAAAY ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Make some noise for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BERPBERPBERPBEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRP! -DJ Z exits the mixing station as his partner enters the arena-

*It's been such a long time comin', thought you'd understand…*

Madden: Aaaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Froooom CANTERLOOOOT! Weighing in at 218 POOOOUNDS...NEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOON..LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!

Garble: You know, this'll be a very compelling contest. We all know about the history between Flash and Shining Armor, and how he would beat him up every day of his life if he could, but Flash's opponent tonight, Neon Lights, has also had a recent run-in with Shining Armor.

Ahuizotl: That is a great point. Last week, Shining Armor ROBBED DJ Z of his victory, and the chance to move on in the King of the Ring tournament, with the help of his conniving cohorts, Snips and Snails. We've come to expect this from The System, as they've been doing anything they can to give those that report to them in the tournament unfair advantages. From giving Shining Armor an automatic buy to the second round after Snips and Snails got each other counted out, to allowing Cadance to assault Twilight with her lead pipe, thus making her victory that much easier.

Garble: It is definitely wrong, but it just gives these guys more of an incentive to defeat Cadance and Shining later on in the tournament, and put an end to their tomfoolery. That's why I find this match to be so interesting. Both Flash and Neon have a reason to knock Shining Armor out of the tournament rather than the usual reasoning of "I want to be King, I want to be champion." He has wronged them, and in Neon's case, robbed his bro as well. You don't mess with someone and their bros, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: Yes, yes, I am very well aware. That's why my friend call me...Bro'tl.

Garble: …...If that is true, never introduce me to your friends….-Ahuizotl frowns-

-Neon and Flash circle each other in the middle of the ring-

Ahuizotl: There is some level of respect between these two. They have both teamed up before. Both have stood up to The System and their corrupt ways. But by the end of tonight, only one can move on to The Royal Rumble to battle Shining Armor, and these two will do damn near anything to make sure that THEY are the one to do so.

Match 3: King of the Ring, Round 2 - Neon Lights w/ DJ Z vs Flash Sentry

-6 minutes later-

-Flash throws Neon over the top rope, yet Neon uses his agility to hang on to it. Flash then runs off the ropes, and when Neon turns around, he is met with both of Flash's boots right in his chest, which knocks him down to the floor-

Ahuizotl: Neon Lights just had the wind taken out of him!

Garble: And it's common sense that if you can't breathe, you can't fight.

-Flash measures Neon before pumping his fist in a downwards motion, signaling this he is going to take to the air-

Garble: The unhinged Flash Sentry, may about to put his body on the line!

-Flash runs off the ropes, and looks for the suicide dive through the middle rope, but he only gets the top of his head to his neck out before Neon sends his forearm into his cranium, which stops Flash's momentum and renders him unmoving as he dangles over the middle rope-

Ahuizotl: And Flash pays the price! Neon Lights was able to regain his breath, and he had the suicide dive scouted!

-Neon gets onto the apron and pulls Flash out with him. He sets him up and grabs his head before planting it right onto the ring skirt of the apron, which makes all of the crowd OHHH and cringe-

Garble: THE WICKED IMPACT! FLASH'S SKULL JUST BOUNCED OFF OF THE RING SKIRT!

Ahuizotl: Neon Lights, looking to incapacitate Flash Sentry with a HORRENDOUS DDT, and if you've been watching wrestling for any length of time, you should know that the ring apron is the HARDEST part of the ring!

Garble: There's no give to it! If Flash isn't knocked out right now I will be STUNNED.

-Neon rolls Flash back into the ring as the crowd shows their worry for Flash by chanting "SAFE-TY FIRST!"-

Ahuizotl: There's nothing SAFE about this sport, you all just remember that.

-Neon hooks Flash's leg upon entering the ring, but he and the audience are left aghast when Flash kicks out!-

Ahuizotl: HOW THE?!

Garble: I'm stunned...how is Flash Sentry able to kick out of that? Unless...unless it's just INSTINCT.

Ahuizotl: We are still early in the match, but such a devastating blow to your head could eliminate you from a match in NO time at all! This is but ONE of the reasons why these two young men are considered some of the toughest athletes in the WORLD, because they're able to endure stuff like what we just saw!

Garble: INCREDIBLE.

-5 minutes later-

-Flash climbs up to the top rope, looking out at the crowd as they cheer-

Ahuizotl: The last time Flash tried to take his offense to the sky, it didn't pan out so well for him.

-Flash leaps off the top rope as Neon gets to his feet, quickly being taken down to the mat again as Flash hits him with an elbow drop-

Garble: HO WILL YA LOOK AT THAT! ELBOW TO THE HEART!

*1…..2…..-Neon Lights kicks out-

Ahuizotl: I don't know about you, partner, but I've NEVER seen an elbow drop delivered to an opponent is STANDING UP!

Garble: That's why I raised my voice when it happened! I haven't either! Flash is an out there dude, but he is perhaps the most innovate wrestler in the EWF!

-7 minutes later-

-Neon goes for his signature move, the WiP, but Flash wriggles out of it and Neon soon winds up in the Flash Flood position-

Garble: -as the crowd comes to life- Neon Lights is one move away from having his LIGHTS out!

Ahuizotl: That was a clever pun, and Neon Lights may one to come up with a clever counter before it's too late!

-As if on command, before Flash can hit the move, Neon drops to his knees-

Garble: I think he may have heard you, 'Zotl! That is a BRILLIANT counter!

Ahuizotl: I couldn't think of a better counter than THAT to the Flash Flood! If you're on your knees, Flash cannot possibly hit you with the move, unless he uses his power to bring you back up to your feet!

-Flash tries exactly does, and actually does succeed in bringing Neon back up to his feet, but Neon uses HIS power to lift Flash up in the air and over his head until he crashes down onto the mat-

Garble: Flash still has the arms hooked! His shoulders are on the mat!

*1…...2…...3!* -the crowd loses their shit as Neon releases his arms from Flash's and jumps to his feet, running around the ring with his hands over his head-

Ahuizotl: NEON LIGHTS! NEON LIGHTS IS GOING TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEERRRR...NEEEEEEOOOOOOON...LIIIIIIIIIIIGHTSSSSS!

Garble: Neon Lights just capped off this match in SPECTACULAR fashion! Flash Sentry was so intent on hitting the Flash Flood, he never thought about the fact that Neon Lights could use HIS strength to turn Flash's OWN finisher AGAINST him, which is EXACTLY what he did!

Ahuizotl: Flash had no choice but to be lifted up in the air, over Neon Lights' body, and CRASH into the mat! There was no way he could've released his grip, because Neon Lights had Flash's arms trapped under the weight of his body!

Garble: -as the replay is shown- Oh my DAMN, you're right! Neon Lights has discovered the absolute BEST way to counter the Flash Flood, and as a result, he is moving on to the semi-finals of the King of the Ring tournament!

-DJ Z hugs his bro as Flash sits in the ring, flabbergasted at the happenings of that match. Neon and DJ Z exit the ring and run up the ramp as the crowd celebrates with them, chanting "NE-ON LIGHTS!"

Ahuizotl: There was one point where people didn't even remember Neon Lights' NAME, but after a match like tonight, he has made sure that the EWF Universe NEVER forgets his name!

Garble: We can't look over how HEARTBROKEN Flash Sentry has to be right now...he doesn't get to face Shining Armor at The Royal Rumble, and even more so, he won't be challenging for the Carnage championship next month.

Ahuizotl: -as DJ Z fistbumps on the ramp before bro-hugging Neon again- It's been a common theme for a while for Flash Sentry...every time he seems to get even a LITTLE bit of a momentum boost, he suffers a loss that forces him to start over. He has all the talent in the world, but he can't seem to string together enough victories to propel him to that upper echelon of superstars in the EWF.

Garble: That may be the case...for now. Like you said, he is incredibly talented, and just like we've said for MANY wrestlers here on Lunacy...his time will come. I don't know what's next for him, but I do know that Neon Lights just picked up what many would consider to be an upset victory, yet I would not be surprised if he winds up winning this entire tournament!

Ahuizotl: He's just a mere TWO wins away from doing so, and with his "bro" joining him in the pressure cooker, Neon Lights may just upgrade his career from "Work in Progress" status to "Amazing Success!"

-DJ Z spams the basketball goal button excitedly, the crowd following along with their own versions of "BERPBERPBERPBEEEEEEEEERP" as we cut to the interview area once again-

Silver: My final guest for tonight will be competing in the main event of tonight's broadcast against Adagio Dazzle, with the winner going on to the semi-finals of the Queen of the Scene tournament. Please welcome, Scootaloo!

-Scootaloo pops into the frame, grinning at Silver Shill-

Scootaloo: What's up, Silver?

Silver: Nothing much, nothing much. But VERY much is up for you. You are just 3 wins away from being crowned the first ever Queen of the Scene, and getting an exclusive title shot at the Eternal Women's championship next month. How is all this setting in for you?

Scootaloo: Well, you're right, my life is going so fast right now that I can hardly keep up. But that's how I LIKE it! -she smirks- It's a thrilling time here in the EWF, and every superstar in these tournaments are going to fight tooth and nail to make sure they are crowned King or Queen, and get that title shot. It's also about making history, and being the FIRST of something. I'VE made some history of my own. I was in the first main event of Lunacy, and tonight, I'll be in another one! I was in the first Three Stages of Hell match, which also doubled over as the LONGEST match in EWF history up to this point, with Diamond Tiara. I know a thing or two about history, and at The Royal Rumble, I'm going to make a little bit more. Everybody's been saying they are going to win this tournament, as they SHOULD. But they aren't stating facts...they're just predicting. It is a FACT when I say that I am going to BEAT Adagio tonight, and I'm going to walk into The Royal Rumble, pull DOUBLE DUTY, BEAT whoever else wins there, and take my place upon that throne, and breathe in as that crown is placed upon my head, and for once, instead of rushing on to even greater things, I will savor my coronation for a moment. The title match is a different story, and I don't want to get to ahead of myself. That will come later, but for now, I need to put all my focus on taking this tournament home. As they always say, Silver...one step at a tim-

-Scootaloo is silenced as she is blindsided in the side of the head by Turf with a right hand. Scootaloo falls to the ground as Silver Spoon runs up from behind at begins stomping on her-

Turf: -to Silver Shill- GET OUT OF HERE, MICROPHONE BOY, BEFORE I SHOVE THAT THING UP YOUR ASSHOLE AND CONSTIPATE YOU! -Silver scurries away as Turf gets on her knees, pounding on Scootaloo's skull as Silver Spoon stomps away at her arm- YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME WINNING ANYTHING WITH ONE OF YOUR LIMBS BROKEN!

Silver Spoon: Let's drag her over here!

-Turf and Silver Spoon drag Scootaloo by her hair over to a guardrail. Silver Spoon then picks her up and throws her right into the metal, which Scootaloo tumbles over as the guardrail and herself fall to the ground-

Turf: FUCK YEAH, SPOON! TOSS HER ON IT!

-Silver Spoon nods as the picks Scootaloo up and places her arm behind her back before scoop slamming her on top of the guardrail! Scootaloo wails in pain as Turf moves up, grabs Scootaloo's arm, raises it up and then slams it into the steel-

Silver Spoon: AGAIN! SHE HASN'T HAD ENOUGH!

-Turf screeches with intensity as she continuously rams Scootaloo's arm into the steel before Silver Spoon stops her-

Silver Spoon: Hold on, hold on! Place the bitch's arm inside of the opening! -She walks off for the time being-

-Turf nods with crazy eyes as she places Scootaloo's arm inside the middle rung of the guardrail to where it is bent. Silver Spoon returns with a steel chair, causing Turf to laugh-

Turf: I get it now! -she looks at Scootaloo- OHHHHH YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!

Silver Spoon: You want me to swing it, or do you want to?

Turf: We can both take a shot! You first!

Silver Spoon: Hell yes! -Scootaloo rears back as Turf holds the guardrail stable with her foot. The steel chair soon rattles against the steel, vibrating against Scootaloo's arm and intensifying the pain tenfold!-

Turf: STOP SQUIRMING! -she stops down on the steel as Silver Spoon hands her the chair- Thank you, boo~

Silver Spoon: Make it a good one!

Turf: Oh...I sure as FUCK will! -she looks at the camera- Watch this, Diamond! WATCH THIS, YOU -Turf raises the chair in the air, and is about to bring it down, until security bum-rushes her and Silver Spoon-

Security: BACK OFF YOU TWO! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! STOP THIS!

-Silver Spoon holds her arms up with a smirk as Turf sends death glares to the dozen security guards-

Turf: YOU CUNTS WANT SOME, TOO?! -she grasps the chair and looks poised to swing it-

Security: Put the chair down, Turf! WE CAN YELL TOO!

Turf: DON'T FUCKING MOCK ME! I'M LEGITIMATELY PISSED!

Security: WE AREN'T GOING TO TELL YOU TWO AGAIN...GET OUT!

Silver Spoon: -she approaches Turf, who looks adamant on staying- Come on, Turf. Let's give the little bunny room to heal up before we TROUNCE her for good!

Turf: Heh...you have a point. -Turf spits on the mashup of steel and Scootaloo before she and Silver Spoon walk away- Any friend of Diamond Tiara, is a wanted BITCH to us!

-Doctors begin swarming Scootaloo as she whines in pain-

Scootaloo: It's my arm! It's my arm!

-The scene fades out as we return to the arena-

Garble: Damn Turf! Damn Silver Spoon! Those girls are going to attack anyone that is Diamond's friend?!

Ahuizotl: It looks that way...you can't even have an interview without getting jumped from behind! This is RIDICULOUS!

Garble: I hope Scootaloo will be okay...first, the Boss Knuckles to the side of her head, and then the steel chair MALICIOUSLY being driven into the steel of that guardrail, and rattling the bones of Scootaloo!

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo is one of the toughest on the roster...man OR woman, but I don't know if even SHE is going to be able to recover from an onslaught like that!

Garble: What will this mean for our main event?! Is Adagio Dazzle even going to have to COMPETE tonight?! She may get an easy pass to The Royal Rumble…

Ahuizotl: I don't know much about Adagio's psyche or mindset...but I can imagine that she wouldn't want that. Neither do I, or any of these fans! They want the most competitive match imaginable!

Garble: I'm not too sure we are going to be getting that, thanks to what just happened, but we will just have to wait and see, as well as hope for the best…-the announcers focus their attention back to the ring as Thunderlane's theme song plays, garnering both boos and cheers- For now, we've got one PACKED tag team match coming up!

Madden: The following TAG TEAM conteeest, is scheduled foooor ONE FAAAAAAALL! Introducing first! Accompaniiiied, byyyyy CLOOOOOOUDCHASEEEEER! Frooom LONEYVIIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 218 POOOOOOOUNDS...THUUUUUUUNDERLAAAAAAANE!

Ahuizotl: It was last week on Lunacy where Thunderlane pinned his brother, Rumble, following a Superkick, to be added to the Carnage championship match at The Royal Rumble, which now has FOUR participants.

Garble: The match ended in dubious circumstances, however, as Cloudchaser brushed the leg of Rumble in order to distract him. You have to wonder if she, or anybody else in the corner of the men involved in this tag team match will play into the outcome.

Ahuizotl: Cloudchaser must already be bummed out about her loss earlier tonight, but Thunderlane could certainly brighten her day with an ENORMOUS victory here tonight!

-Thunderlane walks to the ring, holding his girl's hand, as the crowd blasts him with chants of "THUNDER-LAAAAME"-

Thunderlane: I've got a super-cute girlfriend, and the chance to become the Carnage champion! If this is how it feels to be lame, than I'd like to be lame forever!

-Cloudchaser giggles as Thunderlane kisses her hand before entering the ring and posing on the top turnbuckle-

Garble: The fans can boo, but he is right. Everything is going just the way Thunderlane wanted, and by the end of next week, it could be even BETTER!

*Is it my eyes, when you look at me* -many more cheers are heard as Photo Finish walks out with her giant camera. She begins snapping pictures as Rumble enters the arena with his phone-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS PARTNER! Accompaniiiied, by PHOTOOOOO..FINIIIIIIISH! Making his seasonal residence, in CAMPO GRANDEEEEEE, BRAZIIIIIIL! Weighing in at 201 POOOOUNDS...RrrrrrrrrrUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!

Ahuizotl: This is quite an interesting development we have here…

Garble: Oh I KNOW! Rumble has traded in his purple-feathered selfie stick, in return for his vintage iPhone, probably so Photo can capture more of his face without having to worry about that 20 pound stick being in the way!

Ahuizotl: Well, I was referring to Photo Finish accepting Rumble's offer to be his...manager for now? But that's a nice observation by you, as well.

Garble: She's not his manager, 'Zotl. She's a concerned friend who is willing to lend a helping hand to someone who is stressed out beyond belief. Rumble's lost his title and everybody who ever once associated themselves with him, and he needed to turn to somebody.

Ahuizotl: And his choice makes great sense. Photo Finish is the one helped kick off his modeling career, and this is sort of I scratch, you scratch scenario...Photo helps Rumble regain the Carnage championship, and Rumble helps her get her career back on track.

Garble: Friends helping friends! It's such a lovely gesture, isn't it?

Ahuizotl: It sure is! …...how long do you think until this little "alliance" crumbles?

Garble: Ehhhhhhh I'm going to give it 5 weeks.

Ahuizotl: A bold prediction! I'm going to say 7 weeks.

Photo: Ahhhh, jes! JEEEEEEEES! Hold ze phone like THAT! Oh you've STILL got it, Rumble! You've even been working on your cheek muscles! Erstaunlich! Wunderbar!

Garble: There's no doubt that their partnership would start off hot if Rumble can amass a victory here tonight!

-The sound of a heavy guitar riff which can only be described as a tornado vibrates through the arena as much of the crowd gets to their feet and cheers. Bulk enters the arena from the back with a menacing glare on his face as Suri Poloman follows behind him-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! First! Accompaniiiied, by his agent...SURIIIIIII..POLOMAAAAN! Froooom MINNEAPOLIIIIIS, MINNESOTAAAA! Weighing in at 296 POOOOOUNDS...BUUUUUUULK..BIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEPSSSSSS!

-Suri stands to the side of Bulk with a smile as he jumps from side to side on the top of the ramp, moving his arms around before he sends his arms down, an explosion of pyro firing off as he and his advocate begin walking down the ramp-

Garble: YOW!

Ahuizotl: If these two dysfunctional brothers want to pick up the victory, they're going to have to find a way to neutralize THIS man, Bulk Biceps...who has been on a path of destruction since Uprising, and since becoming the newest client to the woman behind him, Suri Poloman.

Garble: Dude...we have not seen as forceful an impact like Bulk Biceps has had since...jeez, I don't know...maybe EVER in the EWF! He PULVERIZED Giz Hero at Uprising, just after he won the Carnage championship, and he tore apart Rumble at the same time, and then the next night, he showed the entire world that he was capable of a lot more than just sneak attacks, when he not only pinned, but DESTROYED Giz Hero!

Ahuizotl: Giz was hardly able to get ANY significant offense in on this...this FREAK of nature! He suffered TWO F5s, one of them THIRTY seconds into the match, no less, and MORE than enough suplexes to rattle his brain out of place!

Garble: Suri has hyped up this man so much...you could not BELIEVE all the claims she has made that she GUARANTEES Bulk will cash in on. After a performance like he had two weeks ago, I'm inclined to believe her…

Ahuizotl: If he tosses Rumble and Thunderlane around like he did to Giz two weeks ago, the brother may not even MAKE IT to The Royal Rumble! Bulk Biceps could single handedly wipe out ALL of his competition!

-Bulk circles the ring, glaring down both of his opponents, but Rumble and Thunderlane are too busy arguing with each other-

Suri: You've BOTH felt the pain of Bulk before! You'd better get your head in the game, because you're about to be met with what will one day become some of his INFAMOUS SLAUGHTERINGS!

Garble: And Suri is NOT kidding...Thunderlane and Rumble don't want anymore of what Bulk Biceps is packing…

*Since they wanna know…* -more cheers are met from the Lunacy fans as Giz and Flitter make their way into the arena-

Ahuizotl: And here comes the man of the hour! The Carnage champion!

Madden: Aaaaand HIS PARTNER! Accompaniiied, byyyyyy FLITTERRRRR! From LONEYVILLEEEEEE! Weighing in at 233 POOOOUNDS..he is, the CARNAAAAAAAGE CHAMPIOOOOOOON..GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Garble: The man with the biggest target on his back on the Lunacy roster, and for good reason. He's done nothing but impress since returning to Lunacy with a new image, and a new strive to be the champion. Two months later, Giz walks down the aisle as the Carnage champion, but at The Royal Rumble, he'll be walking into the ring with three determined men, each dangerous in their own right, who want to defeat him in his very first title defense.

Ahuizotl: All four of these men have wowed the crowd in their own way over the past few weeks, but this has nothing to do with the fans. This isn't a popularity contest. The single best wrestler on that night, will come away with the championship, and all of the bragging rights.

Garble: I don't know about that. Who knows what could happen in a Fatal Four Way match! It's no disqualifications. Does using some weapons, or even the person in your corner really make you the BEST?

Ahuizotl: Perhaps not. Everyone strives to be the best, but those like Thunderlane and Rumble may be a bit more desperate to get their hands on that title. We'll just how to see how that night pans out.

Garble: I have a feeling there will be a fair share of antics before we get to The Royal Rumble, most likely in this very match. Two brothers that can't stand each other, and with the way Bulk Biceps handedly ravaged Giz without so much as a care for his well-being, and let us not fail to mention the four women who are in their corners, there are so many negative aspects heading into this match, that I'm surprised it all hasn't broken down before the bell even rings yet!

-Giz enters the ring and stands on the top rope, pumping his arms machine-gun style before holding his championship high in the air. The crowd shows him their support by chanting "HE-RO"! Giz hands the referee his title as Bulk decides to let him start off this match. Meanwhile, Thunderlane shoves his brother out of the way-

Ahuizotl: It looks like Thunderlane wants to kick off this match.

Garble: That doesn't set well with Rumble. Look at his face!

-Rumble is about to confront his brother, but the referee rings the bell as Thunderlane and Giz lock up. Rumble kicks at the ropes before getting on the apron with no choice-

Match 4: Bulk Biceps w/ Suri Poloman & Giz Hero w/ Flitter vs Rumble w/ Photo Finish & Thunderlane w/ Cloudchaser

-4 minutes later-

-Giz heaves Thunderlane into the corner. He holds his head back with his forearm and tags in Bulk-

Garble: Uh oh...things may have just gone from bad to worse for Thunderlane!

-Bulk enters the ring as Giz backs up. Giz runs at Bulk, who throws him into the air and over his shoulders as Giz twists himself in mid-air and lands his bicep in Thunderlane's jaw-

Ahuizotl: Incredible teamwork!

-Thunderlane stumbles away from the corner and is led right into an Overhead Belly to Belly suplex of Bulk-

Garble: First the Uppercut! Now the Belly to Belly! A lethal combination that could keep Thunderlane down for 3!

-Bulk goes for the cover, but Rumble runs in as breaks it up at 2, dropping his elbows right into Bulk's back, which doesn't faze him-

Rumble: -yelling at his brother- You're LUCKY I was here, you clown! You wouldn't have been able to kick out of that on your own-Rumble gasps as he is grabbed by Bulk and flung out of the ring-

Ahuizotl: Rumble was too busy jaw-jacking with his brother that he didn't see Bulk Biceps come up from behind him and throw him over the top rope with such EASE!

Garble: Everything Bulk does is with EASE. It's almost like he is INHUMAN, like Suri said!

-Thunderlane tries to get the upperhand as Bulk's back is turned as he dropkicks him from behind. Bulk is knocked into the ropes, but does not even fall to his knees-

Garble: …...WHY, Thunderlane? Why would you want to piss off this MONSTER of a man?

-Bulk turns around, which sends Thunderlane into panic mode. He drops to his knees and puts his hands out-

Ahuizotl: Now he's asking for forgiveness! I think that's just going to make him madder!

-Bulk slowly approaches Thunderlane, glaring at him for quite a while until Bulk lets a toothy grin spread across his face-

Garble: Or maybe not?

-Bulk pulls Thunderlane up to his hand with a hand and pats him on the shoulder, which causes Thunderlane to grin as well-

Ahuizotl: What in the hell….?

-The happiness ends for Thunderlane as grabs his hand again and pulls him forward, driving his fist into the small of his back, which sends him down onto the mat, the crowd cheering-

Ahuizotl: It was all a ploy! Thunderlane ISN'T safe!

-Bulk begins crashing her knee into Thunderlane's back, before he brings him to his feet again and wraps his hands around his waist, the crowd popping huge-

Garble: We all know what's coming next! Get your bets ready on how many Thunderlane's going to take!

-7 Suplexes later-

Ahuizotl: AND BULK BICEPS' ARMS ARE STILL CLASPED! HE'S NOT GOING TO STOP!

-The Lunacy crowd is going insane as Bulk looks to hit ANOTHER suplex, but Bulk gets rocked by a kick to the side of the head, courtesy of Rumble!-

Garble: Rumble just prevented disaster to his brother once again! And the Suplex train comes to a screeching halt!

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd boos at the lack of Suplexes- Bulk is down to one knee! Rumble really shook him for a loop with that Supermodel Kick!

-Giz enters the ring and looks to dispose of Rumble, but Rumble quickly brings it upon himself to get out of dodge as he exits the ring, Photo Finish fixing up his hair, which was about 0.0000002 percent out of place-

Garble: What a primadonna...I don't blame him for not wanting to tussle with Giz, but really? THIS? You're in a MATCH! It's basically a GUARANTEE that your hair is going to get messed up!

Ahuizotl: I suppose there are advantages to having a beauty expert like Photo Finish in your corner…

-7 minutes later-

-Bulk didn't stay down for long after that Superkick, but Giz has since been tagged in and is being worked over by Rumble, who couldn't take anymore of his brother's lousy performance and tagged himself in-

Garble: Ever since Rumble decided to take matters into in own hands, victory hasn't looked as bleak as it once did for he and his brother.

-Rumble places Giz under the bottom rope and reaches over, pulling Giz's face upwards to where it's grinding against the bottom rope while also clobbering his forehead with forearm shots. Photo Finish can't resist but take pictures of Rumble as he beats down Giz with super-cute faces-

Ahuizotl: This is simply humiliating…

Garble: Well, we know Rumble isn't one to take ANYTHING seriously, yet he's always yelling about how HE wants to be taken seriously. I don't know how you can after stuff like this!

Referee: 3! 4! Get him out of the ropes, Rumble! -the ref intervenes, backing Rumble away as Thunderlane takes the time to drop a leg drop from off his place on the apron onto the back of Giz's neck-

Ahuizotl: And Thunderlane puts in some extra damage for good measure! The brothers, who were once bickering, are now well in control of this match.

-As Thunderlane gets back on the apron, Photo Finish puts her camera down and takes the initiative to lay in some cheap elbows to the back of Giz's cranium-

Garble: Oh that's enough! Thunderlane getting involved behind the referee's back is ONE thing, but now Photo Finish?! Pick up your camera back up and stop pretending you're in the damn match!

Ahuizotl: And here comes Flitter!

-Flitter runs across the ring to meet up with Photo Finish, as she wallops her in the face, knocking her into her camera which falls over as a result, with the crowd cheering loudly at her response-

Garble: That's how you do it! Nobody should be putting your hands on YOUR man unless they're a legal participant in the match, or you if you feel like getting frisky~

-Flitter walks away with sass and a sense of pride from saving her man-

Crowd: FLI-TTER! FLI-TTER! FLI-TTER! FLI-TTER!

-6 minutes later-

-After a long time of being punished by both Thunderlane and Rumble, Giz finally shows signs of life as Thunderlane jumps off the top rope and is caught by a WICKED Uppercut!-

Garble: -as the crowd goes nuts for the Uppercut- GIZ LAYS IT IN! HE'S GOT A CHANCE NOW TO TAG IN THE BEHEMOTH, BULK BICEPS!

Ahuizotl: Crawl, Giz! Crawl!

Suri: -she looks at Bulk with a smirk- Get ready, Bulk!

-Giz and Thunderlane are crawling to their respective corners slowly. Thunderlane makes it to Rumble, faintly slapping his hand. Rumble rushes the ring and puts a strong attempt forth to stop Giz from advancing, but he's just a little too late as Giz's hand meets Bulk's, the crowd erupting as Rumble immediately regrets his decision to tag in-

Ahuizotl: GIZ MAKES THE TAG! HERE COMES BULK BICEPS!

Garble: Things are about to pick up!

-Rumble's heart skips a beat as Bulk steps into the ring, glaring down his former boss-

Garble: It's a good thing Rumble is wearing the feathers of a Purple Martin...I heard they hide urine stains quite well!

-Rumble is frozen still, until Bulk begins to lunge at him. That is when Rumble exits the ring, nearly falling off the apron as he just about jumps through the middle rope. Despite his size, though, Bulk is able to jump OVER the top rope, safely land on the floor, and begin chasing Rumble-

Garble: WHOA! WHOA! DID I JUST SEE THAT?!

Ahuizotl: YES YOU DID! You just saw a nearly 300 pound man clear the top rope with NO trouble!

Garble: Cat-like agility, by a man with more mass than ONE HUNDRED small cats! How can a man of his size have the ability to do THAT?!

Suri: -as Rumble desperately tries to get away from Bulk- THAT'S MY CLIENT! THAT'S MY FREAKING CLIENT!

Ahuizotl: Suri is BESIDE herself! I wonder if SHE even knew Bulk was capable of doing that!

-Bulk quickly catches up to Rumble, but he doesn't need to do anything because Giz pops up right where Rumble is heading and pops him in the mouth with his forearm!-

Garble: SURPRISE, Rumble!

-Rumble falls backwards, unfortunately, right into the arms of Bulk-

Ahuizotl: Oh my gosh...it could be all over for the Sultan of Selfies…

Garble: Rest in Peace...or maybe it'll be PIECES after tonight!

Bulk: Nowhere to run, PRETTY BOY! -Before Rumble can retort, he is sent spine-first into the barricadewith an EXCRUCIATING German Suplex!

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd OHHHHHHs so loudly- JESUS! RUMBLE MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!

Garble: Bulk Biceps...is INCAPABLE of caring WHERE he tosses his opponents, and what kind of shape they're in afterwards! MY GOD!

Crowd: ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

Ahuizotl: This crowd wants BLOOD tonight!

Suri: Hmmm...go ahead, Bulk. Do it again! -the crowd cheers as Bulk nods with a smirk, picking up Rumble once again-

Garble: And Suri says LET THEM HAVE IT!

-Bulk is happy to oblige, but when he turns around with Rumble in his hands, he is surprised to see Thunderlane jumping off the top turnbuckle. This doesn't stop Bulk, however, as he drops Rumble to the ground and catches Thunderlane in mid air-

Ahuizotl: THUNDERLANE GOT CAUGHT! THUNDERLANE GOT CAUGHT!

Garble: He shouldn't have done that! He can't get out of the grip of the phenomenon known as Bulk Biceps!

-Bulk takes the time to turn Thunderlane around before German Suplexing HIM into the barricade now!-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd cheers in approval- And Thunderlane tastes a Suplex of his own now! But wait…

Garble: Bulk's still got his grip tightened! IS HE NOT DONE?!

-Bulk turns around and decides to German Suplex Thunderlane into the ringpost, which he does. Thunderlane slowly falls to his knees and then sinks to the floor-

Ahuizotl: OH THE MAYHEM! TWO SUPLEXES TO THUNDERLANE, BOTH OF WHICH MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO HIS DAMN HEALTH!

Garble: BULK'S GOT NO FILTER FOR DESTRUCTION! HE'S JUST THROWING PEOPLE WHEREVER HE WANTS!

Crowd: -in a foreboding manner- BULK'S GONNA KILL YOU. BULK'S GONNA KILL YOU. BULK'S GONNA KILL YOU. BULK'S GONNA KILL YOU.

Garble: This crowd says it all!

Suri: He DID kill him! -the crowd cheers intensely- Nobody is safe!

-Bulk picks up Rumble, who hasn't moved an inch since the initial suplex. Bulk throws him over the middle rope and into the ring and enters it himself. He picks Thunderlane up into an F5 positions as the crowd cheers-

Ahuizotl: Thunderlane's up! He won't be up for much longer, though!

-Giz touches Bulk's shoulder and enters the ring as Bulk is still holding Thunderlane-

Garble: A Double-team move, perhaps? Let's see what they can come up with!

-Giz nods his head as Bulk takes the step, which is the signal for Giz to run to the ropes. Bulk releases Thunderlane with a spin as Giz springboards off the middle rope, catching him in the air with a beautiful looking Uppercut and sending him into the mat with authority as the crowd is going BANANAS-

Ahuizotl: WHAT TIMING! WHAT A SENSATIONAL DOUBLE-TEAM!

Garble: F5 INTO AN UPPERCUT?! HOW. THE. HELL?!

-Photo Finish helps Rumble to his feet. He knows he has an opportunity to break up the pin that is about to be made, but he is not in the mood to do so. He begins walking away from the ring with Photo Finish, who is carrying her camera, looking rather confused-

Ahuizotl: Rumble's gonna leave his brother high and dry! He's had his fill of suplexes for tonight!

-Giz hooks the leg, and of course he gets the 1….2….3! The bell rings as the crowd gets to their feet in a heartbeat-

Garble: There was no way Thunderlane was going to kick out of that! What a performance by the Carnage champion, and his most formidable challenger!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERRRRRRRS...BUUUUUUUUULK BICEEEEEEEEPS..AAAAND GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOO!

-Rumble and Photo are already halfway up the ramp, neither looking back-

Ahuizotl: Even though they're fighting one another for the top prize a male athlete can fight for on Lunacy in less than two weeks, Giz Hero and Bulk Biceps performed tonight as if they have been a team their entire LIVES!

Garble: I know! If they weren't competing against each other, I would HEAVILY suggest they form a regular tag team! Rack Attack wouldn't stand a CHANCE against these guys! But alas, it was only for one night...at The Royal Rumble, these two will be down each other's throats.

Ahuizotl: Which is the way it SHOULD be. Thunderlane and Rumble had their moments as well, but by and large, they were quite the dysfunctional team, which is why Rumble decided to hit the showers early.

Garble: THAT, and because he was tired of taking so much abuse. It's actually quite smart. Let the match end now, and save your best effort for The Royal Rumble, for the match that matters the most!

-Suri stands alongside her client, applauding heavily, as is the crowd-

Crowd: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Flitter raises her boyfriend's hand and hugs him. Cloudchaser is on the outside, gritting her teeth and waiting for everyone else to leave the ring so she may check on her boyfriend-

Garble: Flitter and Giz can do all the celebrating they want now. But if they want to do the same ever again, Giz is going to need to outlast 3 incredibly game opponents, and retain his championship.

Ahuizotl: Easier said than done, but if anybody can pull through such an insane obstacle, it would be Giz Hero! This title match at The Royal Rumble has all the potential to STEAL THE SHOW, just like they have tonight!

-Bulk looks at the Carnage championship as Flitter hands it to her boyfriend. Giz accepts it with a grin, but his eyes then wander over to Bulk, who realizes he is being looked at, and begins to stare at Giz as well-

Garble: Look at this encounter...these two aren't going to take their eyes away from one another, even when you're prying them apart!

-Giz steps up to Bulk so he doesn't have to take the steps himself. Bulk snarls as his body glistens with sweat, but Giz does not even flinch. Instead, he raises his championship out to the side, with the crowd cheering-

Ahuizotl: This is so intense! Neither of these gladiators, these WARRIORS, giving an inch!

-Bulk's eyes finally move away from Giz, and then to the championship, but not for long, as he then looks back at Giz once again-

Garble: Bulk only looked at the title for a split second. That's because he realizes, to get it, he MUST put an end to the one who holds it...Giz Hero.

-The crowd hasn't stopped cheering since the two locked eyes-

Ahuizotl: Bulk could probably drop Giz right now if he wanted to, but he knows he will get his chance at The Royal Rumble. And Giz knows he gets the chance, in his first ever title defense, to prove that he was MEANT to hold the Carnage championship, and send a message to every dude in the back...and that is that he isn't going to relinquish it, until he's ready!

-We take another commercial break with Bulk and Giz still staring each other down, as Giz's title is still raised high, with Suri pointing at it and proclaiming, "you won't be holding that for much longer! It'll be coming home with my beast!"-

-The form of Twist appears in the same white room from last week, eerie music playing in the background. We hear the sound of a heart beat as he form flickers and becomes blurry. The camera begins zooming in on Twist, who is just standing there, looking at the camera blankly-

Twist: We all have...two sides to ourselves...some people try to ignore…-Twist's form flashes black- the darker side…-we hear the whispering of Finnette Balor in the background- some...are able to suppress it…-her form turns black again but soon changes back to normal, except for her eyes, which are deep pits of black- the question is...should we choose to embrace...the demon...inside? -Twist's form begins to shake and the screen flashes, showing Twist one second, and Finnette in her body paint the other.

The camera zooms in on only Finnette's eyes and nose, which her stare could kill you if that was possible. The promo closes out with the growly voice of a demon stating, "pick your side...before it's too late…"

-We get right back into the action as we return to the arena with the sound of Flitter's theme song and much of the crowd cheering. Flitter makes her way into the arena, looking behind her a bunch and sporting a concerned look on her face-

Madden: The following conteeest, is a Quarter-Final match, in the QUEEN..OF THE SCEEEEEENE TOURNAMEEEEEEENT! Introducing first...from LONEYVIIIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 122 POOOOOOUNDS...FLIIIIIIIITTEEEEERRRRR!

Ahuizotl: You can see the worried, almost frantic body language and expressions of Flitter as she makes her way down to the ring for this incredibly crucial match, and I think I know why…

Garble: It's quite clear...where is Cloudchaser? She said she would be at ringside in her sister's corner, and unless she's turned invisible since the last segment, I guess she went back on her promise.

Ahuizotl: This must change Flitter's mindset COMPLETELY, which is the absolute LAST thing she wanted heading into this vital point in her career. With a victory here tonight, Flitter will be moving onto The Royal Rumble, where she will be ONE step closer to being crowned Queen of the Scene, and gaining that all important championship match.

Garble: Flitter's approach to this match has just changed drastically with her sister not showing up. Who KNOWS what's going to happen?!

-Flitter enters the ring, trying to keep calm, but in the back of her mind, she knows everything has just changed-

*Seems like you're waiting for nothing…* -the crowd turns their cheers into jeers as Cadance makes her way onto the stage-

Madden: Aaaaaand HER OPPONENT! Froooom CYRSTALVIIIIILLEEE! Weighing in at 128 POOOOUNDS...CAAAAAADAAAAAANCEEEE!

Garble: Nobody is going to be in Cadance's corner...for now. We both know that can change in an INSTANT with all the petty measures The System have taken in order to assist Cadance and Shining Armor in advancing through this tournament.

Ahuizotl: We've spoken about that vividly, and how much it sickens us, but there is simply nothing we can do to prevent it.

Garble: I know, I know...I will say that having both Shining AND Cadance competing in the semi-finals of their respective tournament would be a SLAP in the face and a kick in the groin to all the other competitors in these tournaments that have tried their hardest to make themselves a star these past few weeks, especially those that have been doing it without the underhanded tactics.

Ahuizotl: The old Cadance for sure wouldn't accept that kind of help. But this new conceited and malevolent version of a competitor who was once ADORED here for her fiery temper and her defiance to any nonsense, has since grown accustomed to bending the rules for both herself AND others to fit her desires.

Garble: She wants to be the baddest chick around, and she's learning from some of the best, and based on the way she has carried herself since Uprising, I'd say she's a pro.

-Cadance walks down the ramp, scoffing at any fan who boos her and smirking at the ring-

Garble: Cadance is aware of the situation Flitter is going through. She knows that, without anybody to watch out for her, she's going to be able to get away with a lot more than she could otherwise.

-Cadance enters the ring, her hands on her hips and a big grin across her face. She removes her jacket as the referee rings the bell-

Match 5: Queen of the Scene, Round 2: Cadance vs Flitter

Cadance: Looks like you're missing some support. -she points at the corner and smirks- I think I know where your sister is...she's showing that scorching boyfriend of yours why SHE should've been the sister he chose. -the crowd OHHHHHs before booing as Cadance winks-

Ahuizotl: And the mind games begin…

Garble: But is it truly wise to name drop the boyfriend of a girl who is ALREADY ticked off?

Crowd: THAT WAS LOW! THAT WAS LOW! THAT WAS LOW! THAT WAS LOW!

-Cadance shrugs at the audience, saying, "I only speak the truth," before she gets popped in the mouth by Flitter and falls to the mat-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd cheers- OH! And Flitter with a right! Maybe it WASN'T wise!

-Flitter mounts Cadance and begins hitting her again and again. Cadance screams until she is able to push Flitter away and quickly crawl into the corner, but that doesn't save her as Flitter runs to the corner and begins throwing shots at her again-

Garble: Cadance trying to cover up, as she SHOULD! Flitter could not take her trying to defile the good name of her boyfriend, Giz Hero!

Referee: 1! 2! 3! 4! -The referee does reach the five count, but he understands Flitter's frustration, so rather than DQ her, he just steps in and tries to move her away from the corner- COME ON, FLITTER! THAT'S 5!

Flitter: SCREW THE RULES! DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT WHEN YOU'RE ONE OF THE BIGGEST WHORES ON THE ROSTER! -the crowd OHHHHHs again-

Ahuizotl: Now THERE'S some truth!

Garble: Some very RIGID truth, at that...wow.

Referee: -still having trouble getting Flitter to back away- I'M ABOUT TO DISQUALIFY YOU! BACK OFF! -As he is warning Flitter, Cadance takes the opportunity to land a quick poke of her thumb into Flitter's eye, which does get her to cooperate-

Ahuizotl: And already! ALREADY Cadance is using shady tactics to gain an edge in this match!

Garble: Her plan was to get Flitter disqualified at first, and when that didn't work, she stopped the insults and switched up her methods. Now Flitter can't see, and she is defenseless towards anything Cadance wants to pull out!

-As the crowd boos, Cadance waves them off and grabs Flitter, chucking her head into the middle turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: OH! That'll silence Flitter for sure!

Garble: This is quickly turning into an awful night from Flitter...her boyfriend just came off of a MAJOR tag team win, but she finds herself struggling already to take her own victory home.

-Cadance lifts Flitter into the air-

Ahuizotl: She's going for a...SUPLEX?

Garble: THAT close to the turnbuckles? I'm not sure how that will-Cadance answers by letting go of Flitter and letting her head drop onto the top turnbuckle- OH MAN! I was going to say "play out," but that turned out not to be a suplex at all!

Ahuizotl: I've never seen the top turnbuckle used to inflict punishment quite like that…

-Cadance lays down and covers Flitter with aggression, pressing her forearm right into the eye she poked earlier-

*1….2..*

Ahuizotl: Flitter kicks out at an early two, but notice the added pressure Cadance put onto that eye as she made the cover.

Garble: It's a very crafty assault by Cadance so far. I wonder how far she would really go to clinch her spot in the semi-finals…

-8 minutes later-

-An interesting development occurred about 20 seconds ago...Shining Armor is now at ringside-

Crowd: GET THE FUCK OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GET THE FUCK OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GET THE FUCK OUT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: I couldn't agree MORE! WHY is he out here?!

Ahuizotl: We both know why! Flitter needs someone in her corner now more than ever!

-Despite the distraction, Flitter escapes from the Heart to Heart and winds up hitting a Flitter Flip on Cadance!-

Ahuizotl: FLITTER COUNTERS! SHINING ARMOR'S PRESENCE MAY NOT MATTER!

*1…..2..-Shining Armor grabs Cadance's foot and places it on the middle rope, the referee stopping his count thereafter as the crowd begins losing their minds-

Garble: -begins banging on his announce table, screaming- YOU FUCKER! UN. BE. LIEVABLE! THIS FUCKING GUY!

Ahuizotl: I'M FURIOUS! THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THIS HAPPENS TOO DAMN OFTEN!

Crowd: DIE, SHINING, DIE! DIE, SHINING, DIE! DIE, SHINING, DIE! DIE, SHINING, DIE!

Garble: FLITTER COULD'VE HAD IT WON, BUT SHINING ARMOR, UNBEKNOWNST TO THE REFEREE, GRABBED CADANCE'S LEG AND PLACED IT ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! -he rubs his face roughly- How does this happen….?

Ahuizotl: Cadance is DAMN sure lucky that she has such long legs, because she was quite a ways away from the ropes! And she's DAMN SURE lucky that Shining Armor was here to save her ass!

-Flitter exits the ring as Shining is mouthing off to fans behind him. Flitter kicks him in the crotch from behind and goes back to her business in the ring. Shining falls to the floor and rests himself against the barricade, his face an "O" the whole time-

Garble: Damn right! DAMN RIGHT! KICK HIM AGAIN! HARDER!

Ahuizotl: If he wants to make himself apart of this match, then he should not be surprised when THAT happens!

Crowd: THANK YOU, FLI-TTER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, FLI-TTER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, FLI-TTER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: Heh, I'm sure it was Flitter's PLEASURE to put that douche in his place! Cadance and that other bitch who I don't care to name will probably suck on his bruised balls no matter what, so it's not ALL that bad!

-6 minutes later-

-Flitter once again wriggles out of the Heart to Heart and goes behind Cadance. She locks her arms under Cadance's arms as the crowd pops-

Garble: I think Flitter's setting up for one of her BEAUTIFUL Dragonfly Suplexes!

-On the other side of the ring, as Flitter struggles to maintain control over Cadance, Shining Armor jumps up on the apron-

Garble: Didn't this jackass learn his lesson when his balloons got popped earlier?! GET DOWN YOU FOOL!

-The crowd boos furiously as the referee begins yelling at Shining Armor. Meanwhile, from under the ring behind Flitter, Snails crawls out-

Ahuizotl: HEY! Th-that's Snails! Snails from SLIME!

Garble: Another scumbag from The System getting involved in other people's business! We need to ban these guys from each other's matches FOR LIFE!

-Snails reaches his hands into the ring and grabs ahold of Flitter's feet. He pulls on them and Flitter's suplex hold releases as she falls to the mat-

Ahuizotl: HEY COME ON! THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!

Garble: Somebody needs to run these guys out of here!

-The crowd's boos continue as Snails ducks to avoid the referee's attention as Shining gets off the apron. Cadance awaits Flitter and rolls her up with a Schoolgirl as she gets to her feet-

Garble: Here's a pin! -Cadance uses her one free hand to reach out and grab the middle rope as the referee drops down to the mat- CADANCE HAS HER HAND ON THE ROPE! *1…* IT'S ON THE ROPE, REF! *2….3!* DAMN THIS! DAMN THIS!

-The crowd sends nuclear heat upon the ring as Cadance releases the pin and slides out of the ring from under the bottom rope, falling into the arms of Shining and Snails-

Ahuizotl: Cadance is going to The Royal Rumble, in the most DAMNING way possible!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEERRRR...CAAAADAAAAAANCEEEE!

-Flitter sits up on the apron and looks outside the ring, with a mixture of shock and rage etched upon her face-

Garble: Flitter realizes what happened! WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! Snails was under the ring for the whole damn match, and Cadance and Shining knew that!

Ahuizotl: I guess they only needed ONE member of SLIME to pull THIS larceny off! I wish they wouldn't have used ANY! I wish Shining wouldn't have showed his face at ringside and spit in all of OUR faces! In the faces of those who have been trying their damndest to win this tournament! I wish Cadance could've won this match without anyone's help!

Garble: That's just asking for too much, man...we both felt it coming, and I wish our feelings weren't right! Now we have TWO undeserving members of The System PLAGUING the semi-finals of the tournaments!

-Snails and Shining lead Cadance up the ramp, the three shoving her victory in all of the fans' (that they cross) faces, each with an enormous smile on their mugs-

Crowd: BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT!

Ahuizotl: This crowd knows that was the absolute WORST outcome that could've happened, and they're not happy about it!

Garble: They're FURIOUS, as we all should be! These people are making a MOCKERY of this sport, and all the glorious things it stands for EVERY SINGLE WEEK! How much longer is this gonna go on for?!

Ahuizotl: We have but ONE hope...all of those who join Team Rich! They are the only beacon of belief that we have at this point! If they fail...this is all just going to continue...again and again.

Garble: I can't handle this anymore! I'm just about ready to join this fight myself!

Ahuizotl: Hey, I'll be right there with you, my friend. This MUST end! It MUST!

-The three members of The System that have successfully stolen the victory from Flitter stand atop the ramp. Shining wraps his arms around Cadance and gives her a wet, celebratory kiss. Cadance breaks the kiss as Shining wraps just one arm around her waist and pulls her close to him. Cadance looks out at all the disappointed faces in the crowd and can't help but laugh-

Cadance: Awwww...did that not go how you guys wanted it toooooooooooooooo? TOO DAMN BAD! -the crowd boos- I'm gonna be the Queen! HE'S gonna be the King! -she points at Shining, who begins sucking her finger- And then you can ALL kiss our dignified asses! -Cadance laughs, but she is a bit caught off guard when Shining suddenly lifts her up and begins kissing her multiple times as they exit the stage, Snails awkwardly walking behind soon after as we head to commercial-

-We are sent backstage after the commercial with Flitter walking through the backstage halls, looking past every corner with gritted teeth. She growls every few seconds more where she doesn't see her sister. Finally, after quite a bit of time, she finds Cloudchaser and Thunderlane walking through the halls as well. She picks up the pace and she stomps towards them, while her own boyfriend pops up behind her-

Giz: Flitter! I'm not surprised about what happened out there, except for the fact that Cloudchaser wasn't….-he pauses as he notices his girlfriend is focused on moving ahead- there to help…-he begins jogging down the hall- FLITTER, WAIT!

Cloudchaser: -rubbing a hand on her boyfriend's back as he holds an icepack down on his neck- I'll make sure you're feeling good and well by next week, sweetie!

Flitter: HEY!

Cloudchaser: -her head springing up and looking behind her- Oh! -she smiles- Hey there, sis. How did the match g-AHHH!

-Cloudchaser is stunned as Flitter pushes her away from her boyfriend and into a wall, though not incredibly roughly-

Cloudchaser: FLITTER! WHAT THE HELL?!

Flitter: WHERE...WERE….YOU?

Cloudchaser: -baffled- Where...was I?

Giz: -catching up with the group- You said you would be down at ringside for your sister's match, but you were there, and as a result...Cadance was able to use Shining Armor and Snails to swindle Flitter out of the victory.

Cloudchaser: …...Fuck! I...I forgot about the match!

Giz: You FORGOT?

Cloudchaser: Yes, I forgot! I was so focused on getting Thunderlane to the trainer's room, and afterwards, help heal him. He suffered some nasty whiplash in his match, thanks to those suplexes…

Flitter: Awwww...well poor damn Thunderlane! Look at him! He may be hurt, but he's a grown man! You made ME, your SISTER a PROMISE, and you broke it off instead to play NURSE?!

Cloudchaser: I realize that, and I should've let you know I wouldn't be able to make it, but while he may be a grown man, that man is also my BOYFRIEND, and we've been apart for the better part of three years! Every night, and every day, I yearned for him, and hoped he would return to me one day...and now that he is back, I don't think it's too much to ask of you to EXCUSE me if I want to make up for lost time, and be with him when he needs me.

Giz: I know this is supposed to be a chat between sisters, but FLITTER needed you, and she needed you BEFORE Thunderlane. This tournament meant the world to her, and for her to win it, would've launched a new chapter for her career, and brightened up her future SO much more than it has been in recent months...wouldn't you want to be APART of that?

Cloudchaser: Yes! Of course! I want Flitter to succeed even more than MYSELF!

Giz: Then how could you forgot what would go down as the turning point of this stage of her career?

-At this, Thunderlane finally gets up, and steps in front of Giz-

Thunderlane: You know...you sure are talking about this with a lot passion.

Giz: It's the best chance for her to make herself a star right now. Of course I would!

Thunderlane: If that's the case...why didn't YOU make it down to ringside in time to help save the match for her?

Giz: I take your point, and I gladly would've disposed of those snakes from The System, but deep down, I had a lingering feeling that Cloudchaser would've pulled through, and been there for her sister when she needed her the most.

Thunderlane: So let me get this straight...you think my GIRLfriend, could run down to the ring, and manhandle two unstable, tenacious DUDES? All by herself?

Giz: Who knows? She's a fierce girl, and the love she has for her sister would've given her...like, an out of body experience, and enough intensity to run those two goofs off.

Thunderlane: She's ONE GIRL. What do you want her to do?!

Cloudchaser: Giz...that just sounds strange.

Flitter: So you're saying you WOULDN'T come to my aid in a situation like that? You would just ABANDON me...leave me to be outnumbered?

Cloudchaser: You should know that I wouldn't! I'm your SISTER, and I'll ALWAYS be there for you!

Flitter: BUT YOU WEREN'T TONIGHT, AND I NEEDED YOU MORE THAN I HAVE IN MY CAREER TONIGHT! AND YOU WEREN'T THERE!

Cloudchaser: I WOULD'VE! I just had someone ELSE that I love that needed me at that time!

Thunderlane: Hey, this probably isn't my place to say...and I've known you for years, Flitter, and I'm TERRIBLY sorry that you won't get the chance to be the Queen of the Scene, and get that title shot, but all I'm saying is...in my match, I got hurt. And Cloudchaser was right there by my side afterwards to get me through the pain. Right now, I'm sure you're feeling a great deal of pain, but my question is...why wasn't YOUR loved one -he points at Giz- there by YOUR side like Cloudchaser was for me?

Giz: I just answered this….

Flitter: And yeah, it WASN'T your fucking place to say…

Thunderlane: Don't get mad at me now! I was just asking...it's a good point, and you know it, Flitter. Your sister was busy, but Giz surely wasn't. He's a strong, stable dude. He couldn't send those assholes running away from the ring?

Flitter: Damn right he could've!

Thunderlane: Well he DIDN'T. Hell, if I wasn't banged up, I would've done it myself. Show him how it's done!

-Giz suddenly gets in Thunderlane's face, backing him up a bit-

Giz: Alright...I'm getting REAL tired of this. You think you're some MODEL boyfriend?

Thunderlane: Apparently I'm better than you.

Flitter: That's a lie! If you were, you wouldn't keep my sister away from me when I'm in dire need!

Giz: And if you're really such stand-up guy...why did you run away and leave Cloudchaser alone for 3 years?

Cloudchaser: Don't act like you know our story! He didn't have a choice!

Thunderlane: You think you know so much about my relationship, yet you don't even have the expertise on how to manage your OWN.

Flitter: Ha! Giz actually stands up for me. You didn't have the BALLS to stand up to your OH so loving brother, so you left my sister brokenhearted, alone, and abandoned! Who are YOU to criticize MY boyfriend?! Giz has been the best thing that's ever happened to me! You may have my sister thinking the same thing, but we all know you're just going to take off again! You're going to have your fun with her, and then you're going to disappear once again, because you don't really care about her! You're a BASTARD!

Cloudchaser: DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT! YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD SOMETHING HARSH TO SAY ABOUT HIM!

Flitter: BECAUSE HE'S A HARSH HUMAN BEING!

Cloudchaser: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM! YOU'VE NEVER HELD HIM CLOSE AT NIGHT, OR EXPERIENCED HIS LOVING NATURE! STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH, AND LASHING OUT AT US FOR NO REASON!

Flitter: I'M being a bitch? HE'S the bitch! He's picking fights for NO REASON!

Rumble: ALRIGHT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! -Rumble and Photo join the fray- I can't take selfies across the hall with ALL THIS NOISE! SSSSSSSSSHUT UP ALL OF YOU!

Giz: Then go take selfies somewhere else!

Thunderlane: Yeah bro! For ONCE, try not to be an attention whore!

Rumble: NO! That has always been my spot to take selfies! I'm not leaving!

Photo: And last time I checked, zis is not ze spot for childish bickering to take place.

Flitter: WELL WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU?!

Photo: Nobody has to ask me. I am free to give my opinion whenever I choose.

Cloudchaser: Not when none of us care to HEAR your bickering in ZE first place!

Photo: Was zat your impression of me? Because it was awful. Just like all of your fighting skills compared to me and Rumble.

Thunderlane: Just because he adds a sauerkraut soldier to his Army of Average doesn't give him ANY sort of an edge in the Fatal 4 Way match!

Photo: Sauerkraut? Vut….

Flitter: Me and Giz could beat ALL of you any day of the week!

Mr. Rich: -who is now walking through this hallway as well- I'm glad you said that Flitter. I was just on my way back to my office, and I could overhear everything you 6 said.

Giz: We're sorry for the commotion, Mr. Rich.

Mr. Rich: It's quite alright, Giz. I actually find this whole thing entertaining.

Cloudchaser: Oh…

Mr. Rich: Yeah. You're all entertaining individuals, and a lot of sparks and tension is beginning to fly when these three groups are around each other. I need two more matches to fill next week's Lunapalooza card, and just now, I've been struck with a brilliant one! You 6 are going to team up! Flitter and Giz Hero...vs Thunderlane and Cloudchaser...vs Photo Finish and Rumble, in a three team tag-team bout!

-Most of the participants look to be intrigued by this idea-

Mr. Rich: I'm glad there are no objections, because the match is set no matter what. I've made this match because many people DO go through this hallway, and I would rather you fight out your issues in the ring, instead of in this crammed hallway. Good luck to you all. -Mr. Rich walks off, but none of the six reply. They are two busy glaring at their opponents-

-As we move away from that scene, we are transported to a different scene, which starts off with Cadance, who is being held by Shining, and has her legs wrapped around his body, being forcefully rammed into a door. Shining begins kissing her neck as Cadance licks his ear and bites his earlobe-

Cadance: -breathing heavily- Sunset won't get jealous...will she?

Shining: Hahaaaa! Maybe a little bit…-they share a kiss on the lips- but we're about to take this party back to her locker room, where she can join in too~ -Cadance moves as Shining grabs two handfuls of her ass and sticks his tongue into her mouth. The two are soon interrupted by a clearing of the throat. They look over to see Mr. Rich standing there with his arms crossed-

Mr. Rich: Well, I suggest you do so RIGHT NOW, because I don't appreciate people "celebrating" not even outside, but ON the door to my office.

Shining: -smirking as Cadance fixes her hair- You really should be nicer to us….after all, WE'RE two of the people that are going to take you...out of commision forEVER.

Mr. Rich: Is that so…? -Shining shakes his head with much confidence- I was aware that CADANCE was on Team Luna...but I had no idea about you, Shining.

Shining: -shrugs- I figured I'd make it official now. And with me joining the fray...you don't stand a CHANCE!

Mr. Rich: Hmm...I suppose you can feel that way if you'd like. And that also makes you the first male member of either team.

Shining: I'm fine with that. I want to contribute even MORE to what will be the greatest night in The System's history. -he chuckles-

Mr. Rich: That's all well and good. Like I told Luna...man or woman...I've got MANY superstars...who are willing to join MY team. I actually got done speaking to a possible one just now. Funny enough...he's going to be the first male member of Team Rich.

Cadance: Sucks to be him. Shining will take care of him…-she grins as Shining nods-

Mr. Rich: And since you and the rest of Team Luna seem to be ALL about creating unfair advantages for yourself...I figured I'd give you the chance to generate yet another one! Next week is going to be the BIGGEST Lunacy to date, and on that episode of Lunacy, you two are going to team up…-Shining and Cadance don't look pleased by that announcement- As members of Team Luna, you want to make victory as EASY as possible. Your opponents, are going to be...Twilight Sparkle…-Cadance groans loudly, and Shining also looks uneasy- and the newest member of Team Rich. If you feel like you're up for it, you can take them both out, and that will leave me with two members that won't be able to compete at The Royal Rumble. Sound good?

Shining: Not particularly...we were under the impression that we would have the night off-

Mr. Rich: WELL TOO DAMN BAD! It's official. -Cadance growls as she is about to pull Shining away from Mr. Rich's office- Oh! And one more thing...these same unfair advantages...that I spoke of. -he begins shaking his head- You're not going to have them at your disposal anymore...if ANYBODY interferes in ANY of your matches at The Royal Rumble...you will automatically LOSE! -Shining puts a hand over his mouth as Cadance's eye begins twitching- And you tell Sunset that the same goes for her championship match next week!

Cadance: GRRRRR! FUCK! -She drags Shining away from the scene as Mr. Rich adjusts his tux, grinning at his latest announcements-

Mr. Rich: Well Filthy...you deserve a pat on the back for eliminating all of their greatest strengths in one fell swoop. -he takes the time to pat himself on the back before entering his office and closing the door as we head back to ringside-

Garble: Whoa-ho-HOOOO! Two HUGE matches scheduled for next week! Well done INDEED, Mr. Rich!

Ahuizotl: And they're both tag team matches with many combustible elements! Who will be the first male superstar to join Team Rich? And which combination of boyfriend/girlfriend...and whatever Rumble and Photo Finish are will win?!

Garble: Trust us, folks...you DON'T wanna miss Lunapalooza, the biggest Lunacy episode to DATE! It all goes down NEXT Monday night!

*WE'RE A 3 MA'AM BAAAAAAAAAAND!* -the crowd begins cheering before clapping along to the intro-

Garble: But first, we must find out who is heading to The Royal Rumble!

Madden: The following conteeest, is a Quarter-Final match...in the QUEEEEEEEEN..OF THE SCEEEEEEEENE..TOURNAMEEEEEEENT! Introducing first...accompaniiiiied, by ARIA BLAZE, and SONATA DUSK! Weighing in at 125 POOOOUNDS...AAAAAADAGIOOOOOOOOO..DAAAAAAAZZLLLLLEEEEE!

Ahuizotl: Adagio Dazzle has not even been an active member of the Lunacy roster for a month, yet she is just 3 measly wins away from getting a shot at the Eternal Women's championship!

Garble: And winning that title would be like 3MB winning a Grammy Award, and to do it as insanely fast as them would be an UNPRECEDENTED feat!

Ahuizotl: Aria and Sonata, who are accompanying their "bandmate" to the ring tonight, got their very first victory earlier, and showed us that they can pull their on weight for 3MB. We've seen Adagio rock the world of Fleur De Lis, but I hope she took a little more time clearing her throat and tuning her guitar strings, because her opponent tonight is a whole different story.

-3MB put their fingers together to do their signature gesture before Adagio leaps over the top rope. Aria and Sonata climb off the apron to let their partner get her last minute warmup in-

*Out of My Way!* -the crowd goes the extra mile in cheering for Scootaloo-

Madden: Aaaaaand HER OPPONENT! Froooom LONEYVIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 119 POOOOOUNDS...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Garble: She definitely ain't a joke, she's the real frickin' deal, but we don't know just how much that arm is bugging her. We see it's wrapped up in guaze, but that doesn't stop pain. It only prevents more pain.

Adagio: We know Scootaloo is one of the toughest athletes we have in the EWF, but I don't know how wise it is to wrestler at this point, after that heinous attack at the hands of Turf and Silver Spoon backstage.

Garble: 'Zotl, she HAS to wrestle. Think about what is at stake here! A chance to be christened the first ever Queen of the Scene, the opportunity to have your name in the brightest of lights as Eternal Women's champion!

Ahuizotl: I understand all of that clearly. But sustaining more damage to that arm certainly won't help.

Garble: That's a risk she's willing to take. Scootaloo is a competitor, and the concept of a victory, and a spot in the semi-finals is fueling her right now. Winning this match would take her mind off of all the pain, because she would realize that she fought tooth and nail to get one step closer to her dream. If she survives this match, she will only get stronger.

-Scootaloo climbs onto the apron and then up to the top rope. She is in pain, but the roar of the fans as they chant her name is putting a smile on her face regardless-

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

-Adagio and Scootaloo meet in the center of the ring, and shake hands as the crowd cheers even more-

Garble: These two have never faced off, but you can tell that the respect is big between them.

Adagio: I'm just letting you know...I'm going to do whatever it takes to beat you.

Scootaloo: Hey, we're both fighting for endless glory. You do what you need to do. -Scootaloo smiles, which eases Adagio's heart as the bell rings-

Garble: You hear that, 'Zotl? Scootaloo knows what this is all about.

Ahuizotl: So do I. It's as clear as day. I would just prefer a clean match.

Main Event: Queen of the Scene, Second Round: Adagio Dazzle w/ Aria Blaze & Sonata Dusk vs Scootaloo

-The match starts off with the two keen women trying to close in on one another. Adagio is staring at Scootaloo's arm, trying to grab it, but Scootaloo keeps her feet moving to avoid getting grabbed. Scootaloo then goes on offense, striking at Adagio's legs with strong kicks anytime she gets close-

Garble: Scootaloo still has her feet at least, which she uses to execute much of her offense. Adagio is persistent at going after that arm, though.

-On the 4th kick, Adagio catches Scootaloo's feet. Scootaloo tries to hop away, and even swings Adagio, but Adagio ducks her head away. She ultimately swings Scootaloo's leg down and releases her, catching her arm on the way down and planting it into the mat-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo had no means to avoid that, and now Adagio has instantly begun to work over that injured arm.

Garble: And this crowd isn't going to chastise her for that, because they know that it's the most logical thing to do in this situation.

-Adagio grabs Scootaloo's arm and raises it up before slamming it into the mat. Scootaloo cries out in pain, but has no choice but to let Adagio perform the same move again and again. Adagio then stands on Scootaloo's arm with both feet and begins playing her air guitar, much to the crowd's delight-

Ahuizotl: Is there really a need to showboat while torturing your opponent?

Garble: Remember, Adagio has a character to play, and her character likes to goof around and show everyone who is in control.

-Adagio ceases playing the air guitar and jumps into the air, performing a leg drop on the arm and covering Scootaloo by putting both knees on her arm-

*1...-Scootaloo easily kicks out-

Garble: Adagio tried to end this thing SUPER early, but as she is going to learn real quick, Scootaloo is a glutton for punishment!

-5 minutes later-

-Scootaloo got herself some offense in, but Adagio took over control of the match after a few minutes. She places Scootaloo's arm on the middle rope and backs up, before running and launching a kick into the rope, which Scootaloo collapses off of the rope to in frantic screams-

Garble: Yikes...the ring ropes aren't quite as damaging as the ring apron, but they are pretty close. They hurt way more than you would think, as there are steel cables under the rubber material.

Ahuizotl: I know it's to be expected, but watching Scootaloo's arm get dissected is just too hard to watch…

Garble: She won't be down for long. She can't ALLOW herself to be worked over this much!

-6 minutes later-

-After another comeback, Scootaloo's arm came into play and Adagio once again took advantage. Now Adagio places Scootaloo's arm over the middle rope again and positions herself over it. She then springboards off the middle rope and looks to crush her posterior into Scootaloo's arm, but Scootaloo moves her arm off the rope as Adagio comes down and rolls her up away from the ropes-

Garble: OH DAMN! OH DAMN!

Ahuizotl: SCOOTALOO SURPRISES ADAGIO!

*1…...2….-Adagio kicks out, getting knocked back down to the mat by Stunted Growth as she gets to her feet-

Garble: Just like that, Scootaloo is back in the race! She caught Adagio as she was about to do more damage to that arm, and she almost got the victory!

-Scootaloo goes for another cover off of the Stunted Growth, but only gets two there as well-

Ahuizotl: This match hasn't been as one-sided as I anticipated, but it IS Scootaloo, so I shouldn't be surprised!

-3 minutes later-

-Scootaloo grabs Adagio's own arm this time and runs with it. She uses the turnbuckles to climb up to the top turnbuckle and then walks along the top rope, Adagio's arm still in hand-

Garble: Scootaloo's about to send Adagio halfway across the ring, and -he snickers-...DAZZLE these fans at the same time!

Ahuizotl: That was TERRIBLE.

-Scootaloo turns around and falls on the top rope on purpose, but what is not done on purpose is Adagio breaking free of Scootaloo's grip and grabbing HER arm and driving it down backwards into the top rope, which causes Scootaloo to collapse on the ring apron and grasp at her arm in pain-

Garble: And Adagio spoils the fun!

Ahuizotl: I believe Scootaloo was attempting an Armdrag after bouncing herself off the top rope, but Adagio found a way to break free of it and, at the same time, weaken Scootaloo's arm even MORE.

-Adagio steps onto the apron and picks up Scootaloo to where her arm is placed behind her back. She then lifts Scootaloo up before dropping her arm first onto the apron while she lands safely on the floor below. Scootaloo falls to the floor, instead, in severe and excruciating pain as the crowd OHHHHHs-

Ahuizotl: OH THAT SICK IMPACT! Adagio might rip that shoulder out of its joint! She might dislocate the damn thing!

Garble: Scootaloo's arm has been battered to hell throughout this match. Adagio could probably take a countout victory right here, but she has such a huge chip on her shoulder. She's the new kid on the block, and she wants to show the world why she DESERVES to be the Queen of the Scene!

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOOT-A-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

-Adagio picks up Scootaloo and rolls her into the ring. She herself crawls underneath the bottom rope-

Ahuizotl: Adagio could put Scootaloo away here! -she makes the cover- 1….2...AND SCOOTALOO KICKS OUT! -the crowd is cheering immensely as Adagio looks quite flustered-

Garble: She might want to lock in a submission hold! That arm won't hold up for long, but Scootaloo's resiliency sure will!

-4 minutes later-

-Adagio has Scootaloo hooked for her Razzle Dazzle finishing move, but Scootaloo won't budge as she continuously throws hooks and jabs into Adagio's stomach, preventing her from hitting the move. After a while, Adagio gets fed up and grabs Scootaloo's arm with both hands, turning around with it and falling to the mat as Scootaloo's arm smashes into Adagio's shoulder-

Garble: -as Scootaloo falls to the knees- Adagio couldn't hit her finisher, so she decided to cut Scootaloo's reversals short by going after that arm!

Ahuizotl: Adagio has been wrestling this match as smart as she could, but how is she going to put pesky Scootaloo away?

-Adagio answers that by grabbing Scootaloo's arm and stepping her body over Scootaloo's head while pulling Scootaloo's body down to the mat. Adagio lets herself fall to the mat as well as she wretches on Scootaloo's arm, her legs squeezing the armpit section at the same time-

Garble: That's a Cross Armbreaker! Submission hold locked in!

Ahuizotl: Adagio has been decimating Scootaloo's arm since the inception of the match, and all of her masterful psychology has led up to this! WILL SCOOTALOO TAP OUT?!

-Adagio screams just as much as Scootaloo as she pulls back on the arm, even going so far as to use her feet to stop on the upper part of it-

Garble: Adagio's doing all she can, yet Scootaloo is staying in there! She's refusing to give up!

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

-With the crowd now fully behind her, Scootaloo begins rising from the mat little by little to where she is on her knees-

Adagio: HOW IS SHE DOING THIS?!

-Scootaloo's arm is free enough to where she can use both arms to lift Adagio off of the mat, much to the crowd's astonishment-

Garble: LOOK AT THIIIIIIS! SCOOTALOO'S UP! SCOOTALOO IS UP SOMEHOW!

Ahuizotl: SHE'S THE LITTLEST SUPERSTAR ON THE ROSTER, BUT SHE'S TAPPING INTO EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH THAT BOTH SHE AND THIS CAPACITY CROWD IS GIVING HER!

-Scootaloo can't hold Adagio anymore as her arm gives out, so she drops her onto the mat with the closest thing resembling a powerbomb-

Ahuizotl: DOWN GOES ADAGIO!

Garble: That arm has to be THROBBING! How it is still operating functionally I will never KNOW!

-Scootaloo falls into the corner and holds her arm. She awaits Adagio-

Garble: Scootaloo, poised to finish this match off! Poised to end all of the pain!

-Adagio gets to her feet, the signal for Scootaloo to go. She runs at her and nails the Scootabuse on her for her troubles!-

Ahuizotl: SCOOTALOO! A PICTURE PERFECT SCOOTABUSE!

-Scootaloo uses all of her strength to roll Adagio over onto her back, and basically lay on top of her-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd jumps to their feet with joy as Scootaloo's music plays-

Garble: THE SCOOTABUSE GETS THE JOB DONE, AFTER GOING THROUGH SO MUCH ABUSE OF HER OWN!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEEERRRRRR...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: Most normal superstars would've tapped out! Most normal superstars would've given up! But then again, Scootaloo is FAR from normal! She kept fighting and fighting and FIGHTING until her opponent HERSELF...could fight NO MORE, and she pulled out yet another SPECTACULAR victory, in what was one of the gutsiest performances, that we have ever seen!

Garble: Adagio Dazzle was on her A-Game. She EXPERTLY tore apart Scootaloo's arm, and at many points, it seems her attack was never ending. But as good as Adagio was at tearing a hole in Scootaloo's opposition, Scootaloo was even BETTER at filling that hole up with all of her heart! Her tenacity! Her will to win! With all these things and so many more, Scootaloo would NOT be denied!

-Scootaloo holds her arm as the referee raises her non-hurt one. She exits the ring gingerly, but still takes the time to smack hands with as many fans as she can-

Ahuizotl: She's going to The Royal Rumble with a badly damaged arm, but you had better believe that won't stop her from accomplishing whatever her heart desires! From making HISTORY once again!

Garble: I'm just about convinced that this girl is BULLETPROOF! It seems no matter how diligently you try, you just CAN'T put a stop to her!

Ahuizotl: And for Adagio Dazzle...tonight was a step in the right direction. She did not get the win, but she showed us just how intense she can be when she puts her mind towards accomplishing something.

Garble: All of 3MB have bright futures, both as a unit, and as separate acts, but Adagio brought everything she could to that ring tonight. For any of her future opponents...if you're hurt, try not to act like it, because she WILL exploit your weaknesses.

Ahuizotl: -as Aria and Sonata hug Adagio, bringing her to her feet as the crowd applauds them and chants "3-M-B"- For Garble, I am Ahuizotl, and we thank you for joining us on another ACTION-PACKED episode of Monday Night Lunacy. Please joins us NEXT Monday for Lunapalooza! Goodni-

-Ahuizotl and 3MB's bowing session is interrupted by the sound of creepy piano keys, which lights the crowd up with cheers-

-The lights are still off, but we hear the voice of Amay Wythyst-

*DEH!*

Amay: She's the WHOOOOOOLE world, in her hands...she's got the whole wide world, in her hands...she's got the WHOOOOOLE world, in her hands...she's got the whole world in her haaaands…-Amay chuckles for a bit-

-We hear the creepy piano keys again, followed by…-

*DEH!*

-The lights come back on, and The Wythyst Family is standing in the ring, looking at Sonata. Down in front of Sonata are Aria and Adagio, who are both laid out-

Garble: Oh my God…

-Amay smiles at Sonata, but Sonata is doing anything but smiling. Her lips begins to quiver, but she does not cry. She closes her eyes, and drops to her knees, only opening her eyes to look at her fallen bandmates. Amay walks up and gets down on her knees as well-

Amay: For some reason...I am deeply...interested in you, Sonata…-she rubs her face, which makes her begin to cry at last- Perhaps it's your...tender smile. Maybe I am attracted to your...vibrant demeanor. I think it might be, because...believe it or not...I am envious of you. -Sonata looks into Amay's eyes for likely the first time ever- Ah yes...you have the confidence...to inhabit other souls. Create separate breeding grounds for your being. You can literally be...whoever you'd like, at any given time, yet still have the dexterity to return to your original form. I suppose I am apprehensive of such a power. I sometimes wish I could snap my fingers, and become a normal girl. I never got to be a normal little girl. Play with dolls...throw tea parties for 'em...help mommy make cupcakes...I never had those same luxuries. Ever since my emergence, on this Earth...I've been taught to scorn towards those amongst my kind, not be jealous of them. Yet here you are, being something you really aren't...not because you're ashamed of who you are, but for...pleasure. That concept befuddles me, but I can't really fault you...I wish I didn't have to be this oppressor of mankind, but I have no choice in the matter. I hate who I am...I hate myself! I HATE EVERYONE, BUT MOSTLY MYSELF!

-Sonata does something she never thought she would do. As Amay hangs her head, Sonata actually outstretches her arms. Before she can get any farther, Amay springs to her feet, startling her-

Amay: You FOOL! I envy you, but that doesn't mean I implore your sympathy! When I say I am interested in you, I mean that I am mostly enticed by your DESTRUCTION! -tears begin leaking out of Sonata's eyes again- You are RIGHT to weep in my presence, or when I manifest in your thoughts! I AM A MONSTER! There is no changing that, and like I told you...THAT IS NOT PRETEND! -Sonata is sobbing uncontrollably at this point- Do not cry for your friends, though...for you shall be joining them soon…-Amay laughs as Sonata's tears land atop her partner's forehead- OHHHH THE DAAAAY THE MUSIC DIED! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! It shall be my favorite day of AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL! -there is more laughing from Amay as the piano keys cue up once more, followed by the lights turning on. The Wythyst Family is no longer around, but the bodies of 3MB remain in the ring, with Sonata still crying over them-

Crowd: SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA!

-The crowd's cheers do not make Sonata feel better, as nothing will until her and the rest of 3MB can exterminate The Wythyst Family for good. We go off the air to the sound of Sonata's incessant, hysterical tears-

Match Results:

The Wythyst Family defeated Honeycomb, Midnight Strike, and Cloudchaser by Pinfall (12:58)
Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk defeated Lyra and Bon Bon by Pinfall (12:36)
Neon Lights defeated Flash Sentry by Pinfall (17:48)
Bulk Biceps and Giz Hero defeated Thunderlane and Rumble by Pinfall (22:23)
Cadance defeated Flitter by Pinfall (16:36)
Scootaloo defeated Adagio Dazzle by Pinfall (21:05)

Matches for Lunapalooza (FINALIZED):

Berry Punch vs Sunset Shimmer - Eternal Women's Championship
The Sword vs Lightning Dust and Fluttershy - Chick Combo Championships
3MB vs The Wythyst Family
Crater Chick Championship Open Challenge
Rumble and Photo Finish vs Flitter and Giz Hero vs Thunderlane and Cloudchaser
Shining Armor and Cadance vs Twilight Sparkle and ?

Matches for The Royal Rumble (SO FAR):

Team Luna vs Team Rich
Rumble vs Giz Hero vs Bulk Biceps vs Thunderlane - Carnage Championship
Cadance vs Scootaloo, Queen of the Scene Semi-Final
Shining Armor vs Neon Lights, King of the Ring Semi-Final