*One-hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
-Fireworks go off as the 20,000 fans in the Sublime Symposium cheer for the start of the show-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to yet another edition of Friday Night Sublime. I'm Dr. Whooves alongside my associate Discord, and we're here to help guide as this month's ride only gets wilder.
Discord: In addition to another round of tournament matches tonight, we also have a fatal-four-way battle to determine the number one contender for the International Championship, and our main event will feature a Triple Threat tag-team match that will decide the number one contenders for the Combos of Carnage championship.
Dr. Whooves: We should definitely give an update for any fans who missed the last episode of Monday Night Lunacy, as a groundbreaking situation has developed over there. The conflict between EWF Chairman, Filthy Rich and Lunacy GM Luna is coming to a boiling point. At the Royal Rumble a tag-team match of undetermined size will take place between wrestlers loyal to and the wrestlers loyal to Miss Luna. If Luna's team wins, she gains total control of Lunacy. If 's team wins, Luna is ousted and fired.
*A replay of the announcement on Lunacy is shown*
Discord: I for one am rooting for Team Rich, if only for the fact that Luna made a passing reference that she plans to control BOTH brands at some point in the future.
Dr. Whooves: I seriously doubt she'd be able to manage that, but we best hope for a Team Rich victory nonetheless.
*Arabian Music fills the arena*
Discord: And here comes the lovely and exotic Amira, she's scheduled to be in the first match of the night, but it looks like she might of something to say first.
Amira: The time is drawing near. For months I have fought and struggled on this show to earn a title shot that I so rightly deserved, only to be denied time and time again. But now I have a golden opportunity, I will prove my royal ascendency by triumphing in this Queen of the Scene tournament and earning a guaranteed match for the World Fighter's Championship. There is no-one on Sublime or Lunacy who can stop me, I am as determined as a rushing wind. Those backstage will do anything to stop an Arabian from rising to glory, but their prejudice will not be enough! So let us begin, send out the first enemy who dares challenge me.
*A school bell rings and Cheerilee emerges on the ramp*
Discord: Cheerilee has quite the task laid out for her in this opening round of the tournament. Some say that Amira has lost a step or two, but she's still a very talented and very dangerous fighter. Add that with her current frustration and you have a truly ruthless opponent.
Match 1: Queen of the Scene Round 1 Match, Amira vs. Cheerilee
*9 minutes later*
-Cheerilee goes for a In-Ring Suspension but Amira dodges it and unloads with a series of kicks and punches before Irish Whipping Cheerilee into the turnbuckle. She shouts some kind of Arabian warcry before charging in for a clothesline. Cheerilee quickly ducks and trips Amira, making her collide into the turnbuckle face-first-
Dr. Whooves: This match isn't going nearly as well for Amira as she probably hoped. While her offense has been strong Cheerilee has been unusually resilient in this battle.
Discord: Amira might be channeling just a little TOO much anger into this fight.
*5 minutes later*
-Amira goes for a Dust Devil but Cheerilee counters and gets ahold of Amira. She lifts Amira in to the air slightly before slamming her down face first into the turnbuckle. Amira stumbles backwards and falls to the mat-
Dr. Whooves: A wicked Extra Credit from Cheerilee, can she get the cover?
-Cheerilee goes for the pin, but Amira kicks out at two-
Discord: That was very close. Cheerilee almost pulled off a huge upset.
-Cheerilee picks Amira up and props her up against the ropes. She then starts hitting a series of chops to the back-
Dr. Whooves: Cheerilee now delivering a punishing series of hits to Amira's back.
-Amira breaks free by elbowing Cheerilee in the stomach before turning around and quickly unleashing a Dust Devil-
Discord: Dust Devil! Will Amira go for the win?
-Instead of going for a pin Amira wraps her hands around Cheerilee's neck and locks in the Camel Clutch-
: Camel Clutch! This has to be it.
-Within ten seconds Cheerilee taps out-
Haakim: الآن أعطي الثناء على الفائز المجيدة لدينا، الملكة المستقبلية للاتحاد المصارعة الفروسية، وأميرة مهيب! (Now give praise to our glorious winner, the future queen of the Equestrian Wrestling Federation, the majestic Amira!)
-Amira stands up and puts a foot on the defeated Cheerilee, looking at the audience with confidence as she throws her arms up in celebration, meanwhile the crowd gives plenty of boos-
Discord: Amira is definitely soaking in her victory and rubbing it in for all to see. This woman definitely has a royal sense of confidence.
*Commercial*
-When the show returns Cheerilee is in the locker room, and she soon discovers the same kind of note that Nurse Redheart found the night earlier-
Nurse Redheart: You too, huh?
Cheerilee: What, you were given a note like this also?
Redheart: Yep, I'm still thinking what to do about it. It's definitely a nice offer….
Cheerilee: That woman's insane though. We can't help her.
Redheart: Speak for yourself. I for one don't plan to spend the rest of the year appearing once per month just to lose. This could be a career saving opportunity, I'm not letting it slip through.
Cheerilee: Maybe you're right, let's go find her.
-Camere feed switches back into the arena as country music plays-
Dr. Whooves: It looks like it's time for the next match in the King of the Ring tournament. We have the titan of Sublime's male division, Big MacIntosh, going up against Davenport.
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is part of the King of the Ring Tournament, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 290 pounds and standing six foot, eight inches tall, Big MacIntosh!
Discord: Big MacIntosh hasn't had many accolades as of yet, but by the numbers he's definitely a serious opponent. Closer to seven feet in height, and nearly 300 pounds of raw muscle.
Dr. Whooves: The giant has been toppled before though, Davenport will just have to play this match smartly.
*The Other Side by Bruno Mars Plays*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Checkmate, from Loneyville, weighing 207 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, Davenport!
Discord: Couchmate has proven themselves an effective tag-team force, but individually the both of them have not had the best record so far.
Match 2: King of the Ring Tournament Round 1 Match: Big MacIntosh vs. Davenport/w Checkmate
*10 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh lifts Davenport up for a suplex, but Davenport manages to break free and starts attacking with a series of punches and kicks, but to little effect-
Dr. Whooves: Davenport's unloading on Big MacIntosh, but it's barely even staggering the giant.
-Big MacIntosh hits a clothesline on Davenport, as Davenport gets up he's Irish Whipped into the ropes and hit with a big boot from Big MacIntosh on the rebound-
Discord: Big MacIntosh is hitting power attack after power attack on Davenport. This match could end very quickly if this trend continues.
*3 minutes*
-Big MacIntosh goes for the Nope, but Davenport counters and hits a Closing Sale. He attempts a pin but only gets a one count before being shoved off into the air by Big MacIntosh-
Dr. Whooves: It looked like Davenport might of had the upper hand for just a moment there, but his moment of opportunity didn't last long.
-Big MacIntosh lifts Davenport high into the air before slamming him down with massive force-
Discord: MacIntosh hits the Nope! That was a shattering maneuver! Davenport's lucky to not have a broken back after that one.
*1…..2…..3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Big MacIntosh!
Dr. Whooves: A very dominating performance by Big MacIntosh. He'll make for an extreme challenge to either Blueblood or Pipsqueak in the Quarter-Finals.
*Commercial*
Discord: Welcome back everyone and it's time for another King of the Ring match. Where Pipsqueak will go up against Blueblood.
Dr. Whooves: Canterlot Class has been working hard to up their presence on Sublime as of late, even recruiting Damien Sandow as a new member. I'm sure Blueblood won't go down easily, especially since his comrade Hoity Toity has already managed to make it past round 1.
*Pirate Music Plays*
Baritone: The following match is for the King of the Ring Tournament, and it is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from the Isla Del Torso in the Caribbean Sea, standing five foot, five inches tall, and weighing 187 pounds, Pipsqueak!
-Pipsqueak swings down to the ramp on a rope before starting to walk towards the ring, as he does so Canterlot Class emerges from backstage and attacks him from behind-
Dr. Whooves: Ambush by Canterlot Class, and they're giving Pipsqueak a merciless beatdown!
-All four members of Canterlot Class start ruthlessly punching, kicking, and stomping on Pipsqueak, quickly beating all resistance out of him. Hoity Toity and Damien Sandow carry Pipsqueak to ringside as Blueblood smirks and starts looking under the ring for something-
Discord: Blueblood seems to have something very evil in mind, who knows what he has planned.
-Blueblood pulls a Sledgehammer out from the ring, meanwhile Sandow and Hoity drop Pipsqueak, who starts slowly recovering to his feet-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God, no. Blueblood has the sledgehammer, just stay down Pipsqueak. It's for your own good!
-As Pipsqueak stands up Blueblood drives the sledgehammer straight into his abdomen, Pipsqueak doubles over before being struck in the back with the sledgehammer as well-
Dr. Whooves: Senseless brutality from Canterlot Class, there's no reason for any of this!
Discord: Of course there is, Blueblood's eliminating his competition before the match even starts. It's effective.
Dr. Whooves: But cowardly.
Discord: I don't think Canterlot Class has ever been honorable, this is how they roll. Superstars need to watch their backs when expecting these people.
-Blueblood takes Pipsqueak over to the steel steps and puts one of his arms up on the metal, before bringing the sledgehammer down from top. Pipsqueak falls to the ground and spasms with pain. Meanwhile the crowd is booing up a storm-
Dr. Whooves: This is absolutely disgusting. Does Blueblood intend to hospitalize Pipsqueak?!
-Blueblood gets ready to do it again when a buzzer sounds and the lights go out, when they come back on Underbaker is standing in the middle of Canterlot Class. Hoity Toity and Damien Sandow go to attack, but Underbaker takes them both out with a double chokeslam. Blueblood tries to attack Underbaker with the sledgehammer but Underbaker grabs it and takes it away, hitting Blueblood in the head with it directly afterwards-
Dr. Whooves: Now Underbaker is giving Canterlot Class a taste of it's own medicine!
-Underbaker drops the sledgehammer and turns around just in time to see Octavia attempting to strike him with her International Title. He roughly knocks it out of her hands before the lights flicker again and he disappears completely-
Discord: Underbaker just left a trail of carnage outside of the ring. It looks like everyone but Octavia is completely out of it for the moment.
-Octavia checks on Blueblood and helps him get back up before going to retrieve her title belt, meanwhile Blueblood rolls Pipsqueak into the ring before entering himself-
Dr. Whooves: It looks like we might be able to begin the actual match soon. Underbaker has neutralized Blueblood's reinforcements, but with the shape Pipsqueak is now in he may not need backup anymore.
-After a time Pipsqueak manages to shakily get to his feet, and the referee rings the bell to start the match-
Match 3: King of the Ring Round 1 Match, Pipsqueak vs. Blueblood
*4 minutes later*
-Pipsqueak tries to go for a Swashbuckler, but the move fails as his leg gives out, this allows Blueblood to counter and suplex him to the mat. Afterwards Blueblood lightly holds his head before leaning down and delivering a series of punches to Pipsqueak-
Discord: Pipsqueak has been completely unable to get any momentum going due to the damage he received prior to the match.
Dr. Whooves: Blueblood doesn't appear to be one-hundred percent either, due to that nasty shot to the head he received from his own sledgehammer earlier.
-Blueblood stands up and signals to Octavia to distract the ref, as she does so he begins taking the padding off a nearby turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Dear lord, it seems Blueblood has even more evil deeds in mind.
-As Pipsqueak recovers Blueblood taunts him into charging, once he does Blueblood steps aside, grabs Pipsqueak, and then throws him head-first into the exposed turnbuckle. Pipsqueak staggers and collapses backwards-
Discord: Pipsqueak's head just collided into that turnbuckle metal with serious force! He has to be done after that. There's no recovering at this point.
-The referee checks on Pipsqueak, and after a ten count decides to call the match-
Referee: He's out, ring the bell!
Baritone: Here is your winner, by way of knock-out, Blueblood!
-Extreme booing-
Dr. Whooves: That was a total disgrace. Canterlot Class assaulted and brutalized Pipsqueak before the match even began, the poor fellow was never even given a real chance to fight. By the time the actual match started he was too weakened to really do anything, and then Blueblood tops it all off by using the exposed turnbuckle.
Discord: Like it or not Whooves, the dirty players often get ahead in the wrestling world, it's just the way things are.
Dr. Whooves: It's about time somebody changed those things.
*Commercial*
-When the show returns The Real Equestrians are in a room backstage, standing in front of an Equestrian flag. Soarin has a mic while Spitfire and Fleetfoot stand at attention behind him-
Soarin: A long time ago, Equestria was once it's own nation. And it was a great nation. Full of hard-working, honorable, upstanding citizens. Things started to change, however, once we made the huge mistake of joining the United States. We may of gotten some benefits at first, but as we know America has hit a downhill slide. Now their problems are our problems. It doesn't have to be this way though. Equestria was free once, it can be free again. We must work to purge the influence that America has had on our people, and reform ourselves into the shining examples of humanity that every Equestrian should be. We will send a message to the entire world: Don't tread on me! Now, put your hands over your hearts. -Soarin puts a hand over his heart, as does Spitfire and Fleetfoot- And say in a loud, clear, voice…..
All Three: We the people!
Discord: I must say, the Real Equestrians certainly have an interesting way of looking at things.
Dr. Whooves: Equestria leave the U.S? I doubt that will ever happen. They seem to have some zeal though. It'll be interesting to see how far it carries them.
*Fill me eyes, with that double vision*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is part of the Queen of the Scene Tournament, introducing first,accompanied to the ring by Iron Will, from Canterlot, weighing 124 pounds and standing five foot, five inches tall, Pretty Vision!
Discord: Pretty Vision used to be nothing but a ditzy minion for Photo Finish, but thanks to Iron Will she's been transformed into a small ball of fire. Definitely a much more challenging opponent than she used to be.
*Trixie's Theme plays*
Trixie: And introducing her opponent, from Manhattan, weighing a perfect 140 pounds and standing a towering five foot, foot eleven inches tall, THE GREAT…...AND POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFUL…...TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIXIE!
-Trixie walks to the ring with the arena filled of "No-Body cares!" chants-
Dr. Whooves: Trixie was the single most dominant superstar on Sublime for nearly 3 months, but after multiple defeats by Rainbow Dash she's slipped down the ranks quite a bit. This tournament could be her chance to crawl back up to the top echelon.
Match 4: Queen of the Scene Round 1 Match, Pretty Vision/w Iron Will vs. Trixie
*5 minutes later*
-Trixie and Pretty Vision are trading punches in the center of the ring, Pretty Vision tries to surprise Trixie with a high kick but Trixie catches her leg and delivers a hard elbow to it before sweeping Pretty Vision to the ground, she then moves in for the Ursa Lock-
Discord: Trixie is trying to lock in her feared submission hold, which many a Sublime superstar have tapped out too.
-Pretty Vision manages to flip herself over just in time and knocks Trixie away with a couple of hard kicks-
Dr. Whooves: That was a close call for Pretty Vision, but she's still in this.
*6 minutes later*
-Trixie Irish Whips Pretty Vision into the turnbuckle, as she approaches she's knocked back by a dropkick, Pretty Vision then climbs the turnbuckle and dives at Trixie, but Trixie sees it coming and knocks her down mid-air-
Discord: Pretty Vision tried to go airborne, but Trixie was too aware to let it happen.
-As Pretty Vision gets to her feet she's immediately hit by a Smoke and Mirrors from Trixie-
Dr. Whooves: Smoke and Mirrors! Trixie's going for the pin!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
-Trixie stands up and begins arguing with the ref-
Discord: Apparently Trixie things our dear referee was counting a bit too slow. She better keep her focus on Pretty Vision though.
*5 minutes later*
-Pretty Vision dives from the ropes and is caught once again by Trixie, but when Trixie tries to go for Smoke and Mirrors Pretty Vision counters and drives Trixie's face straight into the ground-
Dr. Whooves: Double Vision! Trixie could be seeing stars after that!
-Pretty Vision goes for a pin but only gets a two-count-
-As Pretty Vision tries to force Trixie back to her feet Trixie wrestlers her down to the mat, and after an intense struggle she manages to get the Ursa Lock-
Discord: Ursa Lock! Trixie finally managed to get the Ursa Lock! Pretty Vision's only remaining hope is to reach the ropes!
-Pretty Vision tries desperately to reach the ropes, but Trixie works hard to keep pulling her back in-
Dr. Whooves: Pretty Vision is slowly getting closer each time, but I don't know if she can hold out much longer.
-After almost a minute in the Ursa Lock Pretty Vision manages to grab the ropes, the referee orders her to release the hold but she keeps it locked in-
Discord: Trixie is cutting it close here, she only has a few seconds to release before being disqualified.
-Trixie releases the hold at the same time the referee hits five, but the referee calls for the bell-
Baritone: Here is your winner, by way of disqualification, Pretty Vision!
Trixie: What?! You idiot baffoon of a referee! That wasn't five! You cheated the great and powerful Trixie!
-The referee holds up his hands innocently-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on now, Trixie. You can't get mad at the official for enforcing the rules.
Discord: I don't know, that WAS pretty close. You could argue that Trixie did in fact release the hold in time.
Dr. Whooves: Perhaps, but Trixie was playing a dangerous game by trying to hold the Ursa Lock illegally until the last possible second and she paid the price for it.
-Trixie turns her attention back towards Pretty Vision, looking to vent some anger, but Iron Will pulls Pretty Vision out of the ring and helps her to her feet, raising her hand in the air afterwards while taunting Trixie over her defeat-
Discord: Iron Will certainly seems proud of his client, but the fact of the matter is that Pretty Vision probably would've lost this match if Trixie hadn't taken that risk.
Dr. Whooves: And now she's going on to face Amira in the Quarter-Finals. It'll be a battle between two rising stars.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage with Marigold and Rainbow Dash-
Marigold: I'm here with the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash, this past month you've found yourself confronted by not just one, but two powerful new rivals. I want to get your thoughts on both of them, but first let's talk about your immediate challenger: Colgate.
Rainbow Dash: Well, Colgate certainly is creepy, I'll give her that much. It's pretty obvious that not everything is right in her head and I wouldn't want to be trapped in a back alley with the woman. She's not all bark either, though. In addition to the matches she's had on Sublime I've watched some recordings of her matches against Rarity on Lunacy to get prepped. This will be my first time going up against Colgate, but I'm ready for it.
Marigold: And what about Starlight Glimmer? Does she concern you at all?
Rainbow Dash: Well, I'll admit she gave me a run for my money last week. But that was only because I underestimated her. Had I taken that match more seriously she would of never won. I'm confident that Applejack can handle her, and even if she does beat Applejack I'll send her packing back home to make more video tapes preaching about equality.
Marigold: Thank you for your time.
Dr. Whooves: Well, the champion it seems isn't too phased by recent events.
Discord: She's champion for a reason, but if she's smart she better take both Colgate and Starlight Glimmer for the serious threats they are.
Dr. Whooves: But for now, it's time for the International Championship Number One Contender's match!
Discord: And we're now being joined at ringside by the International Champion herself, the lovely Octavia.
-Discord pulls up an extra chair for Octavia to sit down-
Discord: To what do we owe the honor?
Octavia: I'm just here to observe my low-brow competition, so I can prepare for whatever low class fool wins the honor of being defeated by me.
*I'm not a whore but I like to do it*
Octavia: Oh good God, not this woman.
Baritone: The following is a fatal-four-way match, and it will determine the Number One Contender for the International Championship, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Trenderhoof, from Cloudsdale, weighing 133 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Cloudkicker!
-As they walk down the ramp Trenderhoof is constantly tapping away at his pad, meanwhile Cloudkicker flirts with various audience members-
Octavia: I had really hoped this one had left the company after her dismal performance.
Dr. Whooves: You two have never even had a match together. What did she do to you?
Octavia: Just look at her! The way she flaunts herself in front of those pigs is...just disgusting. And her attire barely even counts as attire! Such indecency!
Discord: I think her attire is quite nice actually….
-Octavia lets out a frustrated groan-
*Dubstep music plays*
Baritone: And introducing next, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: It's been awhile since we've seen anything from Vinyl Scratch..
Octavia: Not long enough.
Dr. Whooves: Just think, you could be facing off against her once again.
Octavia: I'd rather not, even the possibility that she could win my title by some fluke is unbearable to think about. We can't have someone like her representing this brand.
*Spa Twins theme plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighing 144 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, accompanied to the ring by Lotus Blossom, Aloe!
Discord: I'm sure the Spa Twins aren't happy about losing to Babs Seed and Sour Tooth twice in a row. Although nothing helps recovering from the loss of a title by acquiring a new one
Octavia: I'm afraid if they do win they'll be sorely disappointed in a couple of weeks.
*Maud Pie's theme Plays*
Baritone: And lasty, from Boulder City, weighing and standing foot inches tall, Maud Pie!
Dr. Whooves: This will be Maud Pie's first time competing on Sublime. She showed herself to be a talented fighter on Lunacy, but was never really able to climb up through the ranks. Perhaps Friday nights will bring her better luck than she previously experienced.
Match 5: Fatal-Four-Way International Championship #1 Contender's Match: Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof vs. Vinyl Scratch vs. Aloe/w Lotus Blossom vs. Maud Pie
*12 minutes later*
Discord: This fight has been filled with anarchy so far, all four of these competitors have been running circles around each other.
-Aloe Irish Whips Cloudkicker into the turnbuckle before being ambushed by Vinyl Scratch. As Vinyl tries to hit a Cross-Fade Aloe counters and hits The Treatment. Before she can make a pin Maud moves in, only to be knocked back with a hard drop-kick-
Dr. Whooves: Aloe is taking on all comers so far, gaining control of this chaotic match.
-Aloe attempts a pin but only gets a two-count-
*5 minutes later*
-Maud Pie hits a *Redacted* on Aloe, but before she can go for a pin she's pulled into a grapple by Cloudkicker. Maud eventually starts to get the advantage but Cloudkicker delivers a low-blow, following it up by hitting a Six-Nine-
Discord: Low blow from Cloudkicker! Poor Maud did not see that coming.
Octavia: I understand doing what it takes to win, but there are so many more couth tactics to be used.
-Cloudkicker goes for a pin, but it's quickly broken up as Vinyl Scratch dives from the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Maud was almost out, but Vinyl Scratch made the save!
Octavia: Lucky timing…
*4 minutes later*
-Aloe hits a Detox on Cloudkicker, but is shortly after attacked by Vinyl Scratch as Cloudkicker rolls out of the ring. The two start brawling inside the ring before Maud takes them both down with a double clothesline. Aloe recovers first, only to be hit by a *Redacted* from Maud. Maud goes for a pin, and almost gets the victory before Cloudkicker pulls the ref out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on now, Cloudkicker has done nothing but cheat this entire match.
Octavia: Cheating is such a strong word.
*3 minutes later*
-Cloudkicker goes for a Six-Nine on Vinyl Scratch, but Vinyl Scratch counters and Irish Whips her to the ropes, knocking her out of the ring with a kick right afterwards. Then Maud tries to surprise Vinyl with a grapple but Vinyl hits her with a Cross-Fade-
Discord: Looks like Vinyl is building up some serious momentum.
Octavia: Stop her. Stop her. Stop her. Aren't any of those buffoons in the ring talented enough to stop Vinyl Scratch?! How incompetent can you be to lose to her?!
-Aloe also goes for an attack, but recieves a Cross-Fade as well. Then Vinyl Scratch climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Bass Drop on Aloe. Going for the pin right afterwards-
*1….2…..3!*
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl takes the win!
Octavia: No! Damn it all!
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new number one contender for the International Championship, Vinyl Scratch!
-Vinyl Scratch starts celebrating in the ring, meanwhile Octavia angrily throws down her headset-
Octavia: I'm not going to let some deviant, drug-addicted, stoner become a representative of this brand. Not on my watch.
-Octavia gets up and enters the ring, causing Vinyl Scratch to immediately get on guard-
Vinyl: Hello, Tavi. You're looking grouchy as usual.
Octavia: Vinyl, what are you still doing here? I figured you would've given up after the last time I beat you.
Vinyl: And miss getting a chance to take away your precious title? Never.
Octavia: You have no chance of winning. ZERO. NONE. Challenging me for this championship will only lead to you being humiliated and embarrassed further. You're already irrelevant, no need to force your reputation lower.
Vinyl: Well if that's true I don't have anything to lose than do I?
Octavia: Fine. Be a fool, you'll regret your decision soon. Very soon.
-Before Vinyl can react Octavia decks her with the International Title belt-
Discord: Vinyl Scratch just got leveled with that title belt!
Dr. Whooves: Should have expected Octavia to pull something like that.
-Octavia puts on an evil smirk as she exits the ring, happily ignoring the boos of the crowd-
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Looks like it's finally time for our main event. One Sublime tag-team and two tag-teams from Lunacy will battle it out to see who will get to challenge for the Combos of Carnage Championship titles at the Royal Rumble.
Discord: With a Triple Threat Tag-Team elimination match it's sure to be intense.
*A train whistle blows*
Baritone: The following main event is a Triple Threat Tag-Team Elimination match, and will determine the number one contender's for the Combos of Carnage Championship. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 458 pounds, The Magic Railroad!
-Steamer rides onto stage in a miniature train, while Uncle Wing appears out of nowhere in the middle of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: It's been almost a month since we've seen this surprise duo. Uncle Wing and Steamer have combined to create what's possibly the weirdest gimmick on Sublime.
*A school bell rings*
Baritone: And approaching the ring, accompanied by Bill Nyeker, weighing a combined 536 pounds Dwight Dawson, and Xavier Kendrick!
Discord: And here's the Teacher's Pets of Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick, led by one of the most entertaining workers on Lunacy, Bill Nyeker.
Dr. Whooves: Bill Nyeker has stated his mission to "educate" the EWF Universe, but his teaching methods do not contribute much to making friends.
Discord: Teachers aren't supposed to be friends with their students, they make their students learn whether they want to or not.
*All my life I've been searching for something…..*
Baritone: And their opponents, weighing a combined 456 pounds, Vultarian and Overdrive!
Dr. Whooves: Here we have an unlikely duo from Lunacy. Two men who went from being horrific commentators to impressive performers. They currently have an intense rivalry with Dawson and Kendrick, leaving Steamer and Uncle Wing as the odd team out.
Discord: That might work to their advantage if the two Lunacy teams spend too much focus on each other.
Main Event: Combos of Carnage #1 Contender's Match, Triple Threat Elimination Tag-Team: The Magic Railroad vs. The Teacher's Pets/w Bill Nyeker vs. Overdrive and Vultarian
*5 minutes later*
-Vultarian goes for the Buzzard Bomb but Uncle Wing counters and hits a Sparkle, he then turns around and comes face to face with Dwight Dawson-
Uncle Wing: Sparkle Sparkle Spa-
-Dwight Dawson grabs Uncle Wing and lifts him into the air by his throat-
Discord: What a lethal submission hold, Dawson calls it Sleeping in Class!
-Uncle Wing refuses to submit, and soon passes out from the hold. Being eliminated from the match by knock-out-
Dr. Whooves: I don't know what Uncle Wing was trying to pull there, but he just got himself eliminated at the five minute mark.
-Bill Nyeker applauds and smiles proudly as Dawson does a quick taunt before moving on to attack Vultarian-
*3 minutes later*
-Steamer takes out Xavier Kendrick with a hard clothesline, only to get ambushed by Overdrive from behind-
Discord: Steamer's been doing his best to hold out on his own, but it's hard to win a tag-team battle by yourself.
Dr. Whooves: Kendrick and Overdrive can tag back out whenever they need to, but they'll be no such break for Steamer.
-Steamer tries to break free with a Diesel but Overdrive counters with an Over the Limit-
Discord: Over the Limit! And Steamer's down!
*1….2…..3!*
Dr. Whooves: Welp, there goes our representatives. The only Sublime team eliminated first within 10 minutes of the match. This is quite embarrassing….
*8 minutes later*
-Xavier Kendrick goes for a Complex Equation on Vultarian, but Vultarian counters and hits a Keep Calm and Carrion, he goes for a pin only for Dawson to break it up. Dawson gets ready to go on the attack but is tackled out of the ring by Overdrive.-
Discord: Chaos breaking out into the ring! Everyone is getting involved now.
-Amidst the chaos Vultarian ascends the turnbuckle and hits a Buzzard Bomb-
Dr. Whooves: Buzzard Bomb! And Vultarian has the cover!
*1….2...3!*
Discord: And there goes one of 's students.
-Nyeker looks on with disappoint as Overdrive rolls a stunned Dawson into the ring-
Dr. Whooves: It's two on one now, things don't look good for Dawson.
*4 minutes later*
-Vultarian goes for a diving attack on Dawson, but is practically swatted down to the mat-
Discord: Despite the two on one battle, Dawson is putting up a heavy fight.
-As Vultarian gets up Dawson hits the Dewey Decimation, following it up with a pin-
Dr. Whooves: Dawson looking to turn this match around, can he get the pin?
*1….2….3!*
Discord: He did! Dawson evens the score!
-As Dawson gets up he's quickly attacked as Overdrive rushes into the ring, before he can react Overdrive hits him with Over the Limit-
*1…..2….3!*
Dr. Whooves: Overdrive moved in out of nowhere and took Dawson out! Overdrive and Vultarian are going to the Royal Rumble!
Baritone: Here are your winners, and the new number one contenders for the Combos of Carnage Championships, Overdrive and Vultarian!
Discord: Nyeker's students put up a bold fight, but Overdrive and Vultarian have emerged victorious. They'll make interesting opponents for Rack Attack.
Dr. Whooves: It seems that's all we have for tonight folks, we'll see you next Friday!

Match Results:
Match 1: Queen of the Scene Round 1 Match: Amira defeated Cheerilee (14:04)
Match 2: King of the Scene Round 1 Match: Big MacIntosh defeated Davenport (13:12)
Match 3: King of the Scene Round 1 Match: Blueblood defeated Pipsqueak (4:23)
Match 4: Queen of the Scene Round 1 Match: Pretty Vision/w Iron Will defeated Trixie (16:48)
Match 5: International Championship #1 Contender's Fatal-Four-Way: Vinyl Scratch won. (24:56)
Main Event: Combos of Carnage #1 Contender's Triple Threat Tag-Team Elimination Match: Overdrive and Vultarian won (20:33)

Matches Scheduled for Royal Rumble:
World Fighter's #1 Contender's Match: Applejack vs. Starlight Glimmer
Combos of Carnage Championship: Rack Attack(C) vs. Overdrive and Vultarian (Inter-brand)
Queen of the Scene Semi-Final ? vs. ?
King of the Scene Sem-Final ? vs. ?
World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker(C) vs. Damien Sandow