*The beautiful people….OHHHHHHHH!*

-Another broadcast of Lunacy begins with an astounding display of pyrotechnics, which you can barely hear over the roar of the crowd in attendance. "E DUB EFF" chants reign throughout the Lunacy Asylum-

Ahuizotl: Hello one and all to MONDAY..NIGHT LUNACYYY! I am Ahuizotl, here at ringside with the best broadcast partner I could ask for, Garble!

Garble: HA. You flatter me, but we both know you'd get rid of me in a heartbeat if you could.

Ahuizotl: We've been through a lot together. It wouldn't be the same without you.

Garble: That's true. We both act as guides for the other when it comes to the sheer insanity that comes with calling these shows.

Ahuizotl: Speaking of shows, tonight, we've got a pretty packed one set up for all those watching. The second bracket of the Queen of the Scene and King of the Ring tournaments will be contested, as Lyra will face off with Flitter, and Scootaloo will go up against Honeycomb on the female side.

Garble: As for the men's side, Shining Armor will face DJ Z, and Neon Lights will combat Overdrive.

Ahuizotl: We haven't seen Lyra or NION Lights in a bit, so it'll be interesting to see if these tournaments can help them get back on the right track upon their return.

Garble: Another match will be fought to determine if the Carnage Championship is going to be defended in a Fatal 4 Way, or a Triple Threat match. If Thunderlane can defeat his brother Rumble, he will be added to the match. If Rumble wins, it will stay a Triple Threat match.

*Only perfection around…* -the arena begins to fill with boos-

Ahuizotl: We were going to tell you more about what is to come this month, but it seems someone else wants to do that…

Garble: We're only good for so much, 'Zotl…

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcooome...the general manager, of Monday Night LUNACYYYYY...LUUUUUUUUUNAAAA!

-Luna appears on the stage with a smirk etched across her face as she holds her arms out, looking out at all of the people she believes should be bowing at her feet after all she has done for this show-

Ahuizotl: Our general manager, looking as radiant as always. She must be in quite the jolly mood after dropping the bombshell that she did last week.

Garble: You said it, 'Zotl...a BOMBSHELL is what it was! Nobody expected Luna to make the announcement she did, which was that she will be going one-on-one with TWILIGHT SPARKLE at the Royal Rumble!

Ahuizotl: Of all the people she could put Twilight in a match with, I'm positive NO ONE expected Luna to put herself in the match! I don't know what she is thinking, but as far as I know, the match is still going to happen, which means nobody has talked the general manager out of this ASININE decisions of hers.

Garble: Luna doesn't look worried one bit, especially considering Twilight isn't a hundred percent after all the head trauma she sustained last week. She is here tonight, but what kind of shape could she be in?

-Luna walks up the steps and enters the ring, holding her arms out once again as the Lunacy fans continue to show her no love, and rightfully so-

Garble: As far as these fans are all concerned, Luna's news is the best they've heard all year! This woman is so despised, she is the catalyst of everything that is wrong with this show right now, and these fans would love nothing more than for Twilight to put an end to her abuseful reign as GM!

-Luna takes Madden's microphone, and stands in the middle of the ring, as the fans prepare themselves for what is sure to be another drawn-out and boring address from Luna-

Luna: -before she can speak, the fans have to let the GM know how they feel about her- Awwww…come on, guys! Aren't you happy to see me? -more boos, which makes her laugh- Ah...I've had such a hectic week, and I'm just glad I can count on you guys to take my mind off of everything. The Royal Rumble is shaping up to be quite the spectacle. We will decide the very first King and Queen of the EWF, both The Underbaker and Giz Hero will defend their respective championships, yet no match on the card has been more talked about what was announced last week. A match that has been FOUR months in the making! Since the night of Proving Grounds, people been clamoring for, they've been BEGGING for Twilight Sparkle to step into the ring with...ME. -the crowd cheers- Ah, yes! You appreciate this! But before we get to that, we must discuss what comes BEFORE the Royal Rumble. This month, the EWF's main focus has been on the two tournaments. For this reason, me and my sister have come to the conclusion that The Royal Rumble would not benefit from being host to too many big-time matches. To solve this problem, on the last episode of both Lunacy and Sublime before the pay per view, the matches you would normally see contested at a pay per view, will instead be shown for FREE, for all the world to see! -cheers- It will be like any other episode of Lunacy or Sublime, except the matches will be bigger than ANY in EWF television history! Some matches that Lunacy has already signed off on will be a 6 Women tag team match...no matter how her performance in the Queen of the Scene tournament plays out, 6 nights before The Royal Rumble, Adagio Dazzle, and her bandmates, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk, will compete against...The Wythyst Family! -many cheers- Also, at the tailend of last week's show, we saw a confrontation between The Sword, and the Chick Combo champions, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy. The champions laid down the challenge, the women in kevlar have accepted, and I, your gracious general manager, am making it official! Two members of The Sword will look to remain dominant, as they face Lightning Dust and Fluttershy for the Chick Combo championships! -more cheers- The last match I can tell you about so far, if it were up to me, wouldn't be happening, but at Mr. Rich's request, Sunset Shimmer will defend her Eternal Women's championship against….-she lets out a deep sigh- Berry Punch…-the crowd rejoices happily as Luna shakes her head-

Crowd: BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY!

Luna: If you ask me, that is going to be the low point of the show, but Sunset Shimmer is sure to rise to the challenge as always. It is going to be a fantastic show nonetheless, and I hope to see you all there, as we celebrate the matches that turned out to be TOO big for The Royal Rumble! Moving onto The Royal Rumble, ever since last week, people have been speculating as to WHY I would allow Twilight Sparkle to face myself. Some have pondered if this job is getting to me, and causing my brain to rot to the point where I am not able to make level-headed decisions. I assure you all, my brain is just fine. I have never made a bad decision since becoming the general manager of Lunacy, so why start now?

Garble: PFFFFT! That's a good joke….

Luna: The reality is, Twilight Sparkle has been a thorn in my side since day one. She could've been the biggest thing in wrestling if she had aligned herself with me. She'd still be the champion TO THIS DAY. But instead, she let all of you, who don't know a DAMN thing about what it takes to make money, to succeed, to be the crown jewel of your workplace...she listened to YOU people, and what has happened since then? She's lost her precious championship, The Sword made an EXAMPLE out of her and her friends, she was EVICTED from the Queen of the Scene tournament on NIGHT ONE, and she is in SERIOUS jeopardy of having to be placed on the injured reserved with a concussion, a fractured skull, or any devastating injury you could think of. She thought her career could live vicariously through the Lunacy fans, and ever since she turned down my offer, her career has been nothing but a series of disappointment after disappointment. And you can cheer her all you want, you may chant her name off of the tallest buildings imaginable, but it won't change a thing. At The Royal Rumble, Twilight's biggest failure of them all will come to fruition, as she gets beaten by ME, the woman who was willing to hand EVERYTHING she could ever want to her on a silver platter...but instead, I will have to be the woman who lays her career to rest. You could've really been something, Twilight...it is a shame that such a fruitful partnership has disintegrated into this. But I am a businesswoman with an invested interest in my brand, and you are interfering with my grand plans for Lunacy. For that reason, you will be taken care of! -boos- Whether these fans like you or not doesn't mean anything! I don't like you, and if I don't like someone they have two choices...they can either swallow their pride and commit themselves to me, or be yet another casualty that will fall to The System! You stubbornly made your choice a long time ago, Twilight, and you will regret the path you have taken-

*No chance in hell…* -the crowd begins cheering excitedly-

Garble: It seems like Luna is going to regret everything she's said, because here comes Mr. Rich!

-Mr. Rich appears on the stage, walking down to the ring with swagger as Luna applauds her boss. Many fans are showing their appreciation for the boss as they bow in their seats-

Ahuizotl: Unlike Luna, these Lunacy fans admire Mr. Rich. They owe everything to him, and he owes everything to them!

Garble: And Luna owes everything to Mr. Rich as well, yet she disrespects him week after week...I really hope it catches up to her soon.

-Mr. Rich enters the ring, glaring down at Luna as he is handed a microphone-

Mr. Rich: Stop with the clap, and shut your trap! -the crowd cheers as Luna's hands separate- You're just not getting it, are you, Luna? How many times must I tell you? This is not YOUR brand! You may be the general manager, but that is because of ME. Lunacy is MY brand, same for Sublime. The EWF is MY company!

Luna: Yes sir. I apologi-

Mr. Rich: OHO! An apology! That's something new from you! It's a little bit too late for that, I'm afraid. If you truly believe all this stuff you've been saying, then your brain is DEFINITELY fried. Normally, I would fire you outright for assaulting the talent. Your job is to overlook Lunacy, but I can't count on you to do that, because you'll have taken over Lunacy the second after I step into my limousine. I never should've hired you to be the general manager. Celestia was quite qualified, so I figured her younger sister would be just as responsible, fair, and impartial. Lucky me, you have been NONE of that. You are NOTHING like your sister, and every week, your head gets bigger and bigger, and you crave more and more power. You do not take this job seriously, and I'VE HAD ENOUGH! THIS ISN'T A GAME, LUNA! This is the company I spent 2 and a half years building, dedicating all of my time and energy into making in the very best it could be. I missed my daughter's graduation for the EWF! Countless nights without sleep, running strictly on excitement alone in order to stay awake, and you think you can take this all away from me and make it yours?!

Luna: I would never do that, sir-

Mr. Rich: A lot of people work for me, Luna...A LOT. Many of these people RESPECT me. For this reason, they tell me EVERYTHING. When I am not around, they are my eyes, and my ears. You don't think nobody hears what you say after I leave your office? People hear you and Swirlinaitis murmuring about, "we've gotta get him out of here, this place should be ours!" You don't think I didn't catch all the subtle hints you dropped in your speech just now? We both know this has NOTHING to do with Twilight! Everything you said about her is really directed towards ME.

Luna: I...I don't know what you're talking about, sir-

Mr. Rich: I've been a thorn in your side since day one, because you've wanted this place to be yours from the start. Every time you tried to gain more power, I was there to put a stop to your shenanigans. If only I would let you run this brand in any way you see fit...but no, I listen to the people. I give the people what they want because without them, I am nothing. I let these fans make my decisions for me, and that does not make me fit to run this company. My name can be chanted, the people may want me, but I am not Best for Business. At every turn, I have been there to put a stop to your antics, and for that, my days as Chairman will soon be put to rest. The partnership between Luna and Filthy Rich could've been beneficial to everyone involved, but instead, it has turned into a war. These fans may love me, but you do not, and either I accept that you are fit to run Lunacy, or I am just another victim of The System. I decided to defy you long ago, Luna, and I will regret my choice. Hmmm...interesting. You really do think I'm a fool, don't you?

Luna: ….

Mr. Rich: You don't need to answer that. I know how you really feel. Twilight never had a damn thing to do with this. I've always supported her, and to get to me, you felt you had to get through her. You got to me a LONG time ago, Luna...you've been pushing my buttons from the very beginning. You want me to crack, but that isn't going to happen. I'm way stronger than you will EVER be, and even after all the hell you've put Twilight through, she's still standing strong. You think that since you can put your hands on her, that you're bulletproof? You've been softening her up ever since Proving Grounds, making sure that she never succeeds. You must think you're in for an easy night at The Royal Rumble, don't you?

Luna: -she smirks- I do. I have been training like a madwoman recently. I am going to shock the wrestling world, and put your favorite superstar out of commision at the same time.

Mr. Rich: But we both know there's more to it than that, isn't there?

Luna: ...You've had me figured out all this time, Mr. Rich.

Mr. Rich: Mhm...and I know WHY you're so confident. With a snap of your fingers, Shining, or Cadance, or Sunset are going to come running to you aid, and they'll ensure your victory. Well that just isn't going to happen...any trump cards you may think you have won't be able to save you this time. You've been pushing your luck for way too long, Luna, and now it's MY turn to play. If you want to fight Twilight, then fine, I'll give you that. But you're not going to be fighting alone, and neither will she.

Luna: ….Uh, what?

Mr. Rich: To make this more interesting...it's going to be a tag team match! Team Luna...vs Team Rich! -cheers- We both pick as many superstars as we want to round out our team, and they're all going to go at it. I, of course, won't be fighting for my team, but since you're so adamant, you WILL be fighting for your team, Luna!

Luna: Th-that's fine! I've got many people that know that I am what is Best for Business, and BEST for Lunacy!

Mr. Rich: I'm sure you do...all of them must be quite insane. On the other hand, there are A LOT...and I mean A LOT of people that HATE you, Luna, and they would be HONORED to remove you from power.

Luna: R-remove me from...power?

Mr. Rich: Why yes! You see, this is going to be the biggest tag team match in EWF HISTORY, because based on the result, the entire future of the EWF will be decided. If your team loses, Luna...you...will be...FIIIIIIREEEEEEEED! -the crowd cheers insanely as Luna rubs her hands over her face-

Ahuizotl: WHAT A STIPULATION! EVERYTHING COULD CHANGE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

Mr. Rich: That's right! No more "Best for Business" bullcrap! No more undeserving title reigns, and no more of The System! And after The Royal Rumble, there will be NO. MORE. LUNA. -more cheers-

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Garble: Haha! Look at Luna's face! Her days as the general manager could be numbered!

Luna: That seems….a bit drastic, but if you insist...but Mr. Rich, what are YOU going to be putting at stake? -she smirks-

Mr. Rich: …...You've got SOME balls, ya know that? That's the one thing I like about you...at the same time, though, those balls are one day going to be kicked...and when your balls get kicked, your whole body is in shock. I don't think you're ready for that, Luna. Nobody has ever kicked you in the balls before. You've gotten everything you've ever wanted, and now...you want my company, don't you?

Luna: Y-yes…

Mr. Rich: WHAT WAS THAT?

Luna: I WANT YOUR COMPANY! THE EWF WILL BE MINE! I HAVE ALL THIS POWER, BUT I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH IT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!

Mr. Rich: YOU WANT ALL THE POWER?!

Luna: YES! YES I DO! I WANT LUNACY ALL TO MYSELF, AND I WILL HAVE IT! IT WILL BE MINE!

Mr. Rich: If your team beats my team, you can have Lunacy! I won't step down as chairman, but if Team Luna suppresses Team Rich at The Royal Rumble, I will allow you to go about your duties as general manager of Lunacy. I will never show up here to combat your decision. In short, if your team wins, anything you do, I will automatically deem...Best for Business. -the crowd OHHHHHs, as Luna seems to like the sound of that-

Garble: WHAT A MATCH THAT HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

Ahuizotl: Either Luna will be fired, or Mr. Rich will cease his overseeing of Monday Night Lunacy! Only one team can win! The future of the entire EWF is at stake!

Mr. Rich: And as we already know, you will be representing your own team, and Twilight Sparkle is the first member of my team. Right now, I'd like to introduce you to my SECOND member...she's been trying to find her groove for quite a while here in the EWF, and last week, she began her road to the very top of the Lunacy peak. In two weeks, she will be given the greatest opportunity of her career, when she challenges for the Eternal Women's championship. Her name...is Berry Punch! -the crowd erupts with cheers to the sound of glass shattering-

Garble: Mr. Rich has pulled no punches so far with his choices! Twilight Sparkle and NOW the number 1 contender to Sunset Shimmer's title, Berry Punch!

-Berry appears on the stage in her leather jacket as she walks down the ramp, bobbing her head as the crowd welcomes her with cheers-

Ahuizotl: And what an amazing moment it was last week as Sunset Shimmer ran the gauntlet, and the look on her face when that glass shattered. She tried to present Berry with some alcohol in order to convince her to turn her back on this career-changing opportunity, but Berry resisted, and instead opted to hit Sunset with a Bar Tab, and seal her championship match 6 nights before The Royal Rumble!

-Berry Punch stops at the bottom of the ramp to shake Mr. Rich's hand before entering the ring, looking over Luna with a scowl on her face-

Garble: Berry Punch rarely has a smile on her face, but at the end of last week's show she couldn't HELP but grin, as her best friend Scootaloo entered the ring and celebrated with her. The hope of all these fans, but most of all, Mr. Rich now lies on Berry Punch, as she is going to walk into Lunacy on June 11th, and attempt to dethrone Sunset Shimmer and destroy everything Luna has tried to create with her over the past 4 months! It would be GLORIOUS!

Ahuizotl: Whether she is successful in winning the championship or not, she will still have the chance to take Luna out of power as the general manager! Berry isn't used to all this pressure, but I believe she is going to THRIVE off of it!

-Berry is given a microphone, as she begins pacing around the ring-

Luna: I would just like to inform you that you have made TWO terrible decisions in back-to-back weeks, Berry.

Berry: Ho yeah? I'd like to "inform" you that you can go fuck yourself….-she clears her throat- Miss. -the crowd cheers-

Crowd: BER-RY BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY!

Luna: Very mature...those choices would be you entering the gauntlet last week, as well as joining Mr. Rich's team. Both of them will wind up with you ONCE AGAIN disappointing both yourself, and all of these people. And when people like you fail time and time again, the only happiness you can find, is at the bottom of a bottle of liquor. -she smirks-

Berry: You're right. I do love my alcohol. For the longest time, it was the only thing that understood me….that was until I joined the EWF. Suddenly, I had friends like Maud and Scootaloo, and I had all these fans cheering me on, hoping I do good. -the fans cheer- They all understand, who I am….now you need to realize the same. I am MARBLE COLD, BERRY PUNCH! The TOUGHEST, DAUGHTER OF A BITCH, THAT'S EVER LACED UP A PAIR OF BOOTS! -cheers- And you're right...ever since I've been here, I ain't done much to live up to my name, and to my attitude. I've let my friends down, I've let my fans down, and most of all...I let myself down. I pledged to be Scootaloo's partner when we challenged for the Chick Combo titles, but when it was game time, I was passed out on the floor of my locker room bathroom. That was the low point for me, and I've only gone up since then. You may believe that last week was the height of my career, but I'll be DAMNED if it is! I wish Maud good luck on Sublime, and I know Scootaloo is gonna become Queen, and I would be overjoyed to face her next month for the Eternal Women's championship. I love them both, but it's time for Berry Punch to step out of the shadows and make my OWN impact, and that starts in two weeks, where Sunset ain't gonna have no backup, and I won't bring any either, because I don't need no insurance policy to beat her ass! She can't beat me, let alone ANYONE without help. I'm going to walk into the biggest episode of Lunacy ever, walk down that ramp, step into this ring, STOMP A SANDCASTLE, IN SUNSET'S ASS, AND H'WALK IT DRY! -major cheers- Then I'm gonna hit that dumb bitch with a Bar Tab, just like last week! Only this time, I won't be sharing a cold one with her beforehand! I ain't gonna be nice no more, and I ain't gonna fall for Sunset's bullshit. I'm going to pin her skank ass to the mat, and I'm going to take that Eternal Women's championship, and defend it like a REAL champion. I ain't gonna play this cat and mouse shit. If somebody wants to fight me, they can either kick my ass, and take my title, or I'll kick their ass for trying! -cheers-

Luna: The last thing this company needs is a foul-mouthed, rebellious, and rude FOOL like you representing it. -boos-

Berry: I AM all of those things, except fool….but yet, everyone loves me, and NOBODY likes you. What does that say?

Luna: It says that all of those people are fools JUST like you! They don't know what is good for them, or for this company! And I am telling the truth when I say that you are NOT good for this company, so I sincerely hope that you embarrass yourself against Sunset like you've been doing all along.

Berry: Well it's not going to matter what you think for too much longer, because I'm a very lucky girl this month. I've got two INCREDIBLE opportunites standing in front of me. First, Marble Cold is gonna PUNCH her ticket to superstardom, when I kick your golden egg laying goose's tail and take her title away from her. Then, 6 nights later at The Royal Rumble, I'm going to be apart of the team that is going to have you EXILED from this company.

Luna: You keep thinking that. By the end of The Royal Rumble, I will have ALL the power, and you and whatever other joe-blows Mr. Rich decides to add to his team will be NOTHING.

Berry: Even if our team DOES lose, I still get to live the dream of every employed person out there...and that is to beat up their boss. -she grins as the crowd cheers- As a matter of fact, right about now...I think I wouldn't mind making America JEALOUS of me. -Berry drops the microphone and kicks Luna in the gut, sending the fans into a frenzy as she drops Luna out with a Bar Tab!-

Ahuizotl: OH MY! LUNA'S DOWN! LUNA'S DOWN!

-Berry flops to her belly and points her middle fingers right in her face-

Garble: WHAT A STATEMENT! BERRY PUNCH HAS LAID OUT OUR GENERAL MANAGER!

Ahuizotl: And it's not like she can do anything! But if Luna's team wins at The Royal Rumble, Berry Punch might not be around for much longer!

Garble: That's why she's gotta enjoy this while she can! THIS CROWD FREAKING LOVES HER RIGHT NOW, AND SO DO IT!

-Berry climbs atop all four turnbuckles, throwing up her middle fingers as the crowd chants "THAT WAS AWE-SOME"-

Ahuizotl: Let's get a replay of that! Look at Luna flop over onto her stomach...PRICELESS!

-Berry exits the ring as medical personnel begin rushing down the ring to check on Luna-

Garble: The eyes of America sure are on Berry Punch right now, and while they may think that was incredible, they're also seething in anger at the fact that they wish they could do the same to their boss!

Ahuizotl: We wouldn't recommend anybody does that, though, because it's not likely the chairman of the company is actually backing you up after doing such a thing.

Garble: Yeah, that won't go so well for you guys...leave that to the professional bad-asses, like Berry Punch...WOW. What a start to Monday Night Lunacy! Before we begin our first match of the night, Silver Shill is backstage with one of the participants.

Silver Shill: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with one of the women who up next, will compete in the Queen of the Scene tournament...Lyra. -the camera pans over as Lyra waves at Silver with a big grin- And of course, her girlfriend Bon Bon is with her as well. -Bon Bon also waves with a smile-

Lyra: It is great to be back!

Silver: It is great to see you both back here in the Asylum. The last time we saw you was at Frontl-

Bon Bon: -stopping Silver- Buh-buh-buh-buh! Frontline was...a terrible night for me and Lyra, and we're trying our best to forget about it.

Silver: Oh...okay, I understand.

Lyra: It's easy to get through bad times like those when you've got someone you love and care for by your side!

Bon Bon: Awwww! I agree! -the two hug-

Lyra: But tonight will be different! This tournament is going to be a whole new beginning for me and my Bon Bon! While we were gone, we treated ourselves to a little 'round-the-world adventure.

Bon Bon: To collect our thoughts, and quite frankly, get away from it all, Lyra was sweet enough to take me to all the most romantic hotspots in the world!

Silver: That sounds fantastic!

Bon Bon: It was! We went to Venice, Niagara Falls, Paris, even The Bahamas! It was a wonderful time…-she snuggles up on her lover's shoulder- Lyra's the best…

Lyra: -blushing profusely- It was nothing...only the best for my Bon Bon!

Bon Bon: But I told her that nothing would make me happier than to see her win this whole tournament! She treats ME like a Queen, so I think she deserves to be one herself for a bit!

Lyra: -she giggles- With you cheering me on, I know I'm going to make you proud! I'll win this for you, babe! -the two share a kiss on the lips before walking off happily, hand-in-hand-

Silver: Good luck to you, Lyra! -with that, we head to commercial-

-We return from commercial as "Lyra's Bon Bon Addiction" by Sim Gretina brings a start to our first match-

Madden: The following conteeest, is a SECOND ROUND MATCH, in the QUEEN..OF THE SCEEEENE TOURNAMEEEENT! Introducing first, accompaniiied, byyyy BON BOOOOON! Frooom LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 133 POOOOUNDS...LYYYYRAAAAAA!

Garble: I'm looking forward to seeing my favorite couple's entrance once again, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: We have not seen it since Frontline, where Lyra and Bon Bon lost to Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper of The Wythyst Family. Ever since that night, they've been away from the ring, visiting some of the most romantic places in the world.

Garble: I sure hope they hit the gym in between these hotspots, otherwise Lyra may not do so well in this tournament…

Ahuizotl: Everyone needs a little downtime once in awhile, especially from this nutty place. I'm sure Lyra is focused and ready to obtain a much-needed victory. Her and Bon Bon have had some promise as a tag team, but they haven't fully delivered.

Garble: There is no better place to deliver as you say than the Queen of the Scene tournament. Lyra has as good a chance as anybody! I wish her good luck. I've missed these two!

Ahuizotl: I could tell, especially by the way you've been fangasming to me ever since you saw the lineup for tonight's show earlier today.

Garble: -Lyra and Bon Bon jump onto the apron after slapping hands with the fans- AND HERE'S WHY, 'ZOTL! Shh shh shhhhh! Quiet for a minute!

-Lyra beckons the camera over to her face with her index finger. She bites her lip in a sexual way as she then points at her ass, which the camera moves to. Lyra shakes her butt as the camera moves over to watch Bon Bon then tease the audience with her booty. The camera pans over to catch Garble falling out of his announce chair as Lyra and Bon Bon enters the ring. Lyra blows a kiss at the camera as Bon Bon slaps her in the ass. Lyra turns around and gasps as she latches her arms around Bon Bon, who tried to run away from her-

Crowd: THAT WAS SEX-Y! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS SEX-Y! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS SEX-Y! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: Oh, come on! Get up!

Garble: -slowly slinks back into his chair- I wasn't prepared for this…-he grabs a towel next to him and begins wiping his face- I thought I was ready, but I freaking wasn't...I so wasn't…

Ahuizotl: You missed it, man! Lyra got a nice love tap on her backside.

Garble: -he looks at Ahuizotl with bulged eyes- SHE DID NOT!

Ahuizotl: She did!

Garble: DON'T YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT THIS!

Ahuizotl: Here here, look at this replay! -a camera from behind Bon Bon and Lyra caught the ass slap as well, and it plays over the monitor-

Garble: OHHHH! OHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOOK AT THAT ASS JIGGLE IN THAT LEATHER! DAT ASS DAT LEATHER! DAT ASS DAT LEATHER! THAT'S GOTTA BE A 8.9 ON THE RICHTER SCALE!

Ahuizotl: Are you going to be alright?

Garble: -he's leaning back in his chair with his eyes closed and a hand over his chest- I...I think so...as long as they don't- -Lyra giggles at the replay and gives naughty Bon Bon a deep kiss on the lips- OHHHHH….oh they did it….they've done it now, 'Zotl….down, boy! DOWN! I love Lunacy…no matter who is in control at the end of this month, as long as Lyra and Bon Bon are still around, I'll honestly be okay with it…

"Nebulous" by Vovabs makes the male fans even more excited-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompaniiied, by CLOUDCHASERRRRR...from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 122 POOOUNDS...FLITTEEEERRRRR!

Ahuizotl: How about this duo, partner?

Garble: Individually, they are quite mesmerizing, but as a team? Bon Bon and Lyra have them beat. It's just the fact that they aren't...lesbians. If they were, that'd be wrong anyway.

Ahuizotl: But Flitter and Cloudchaser are another team that haven't had much success recently, and will have to rely on one of them to make it to the end of this tournament. As you said about Lyra, Flitter has the same chances to go all the way and become Queen.

Garble: And if you're a fan of sexy girls fighting like I am, you'll remember that these four have gone at it in the past. The last time they all faced off, it ended with Flitter and Cloudchaser parading around in their bra and panties, which was a pretty cool sight.

Ahuizotl: For either of these two and their partner, it'd be a cool sight to see them being crowned the Queen of the Scene at the end of the month.

Garble: Especially to see both Flitter as Queen, and her boyfriend Giz Hero as the Carnage champion. They could possibly both be holding titles by the end of next month!

Ahuizotl: That sure would be something.

-Flitter and Cloudchaser seem to be acting differently as they also give the fans some love-

Garble: Wow, I didn't expect to see that. Usually those two are pretty conceited to everybody.

Ahuizotl: Maybe Giz and his sportsmanlike ways are rubbing off on them. I'm sure he wouldn't approve of his girlfriend being so...bitchy.

Garble: Bitches are pretty sexy, but innocent girls are cute. I'm conflicted, but as long as they're happy then awesome!

Match 1: Queen of the Scene, Round 1: Flitter w/ Cloudchaser vs Lyra w/ Bon Bon

-10 minutes later-

-Lyra wraps an arm around Flitter's neck-

Garble: Lyra is going for the Notes of Fire! The Corkscrew neckbreaker is coming!

-Before Lyra can execute the move, Flitter drops to her knees-

Ahuizotl: An expert block by Flitter!

-Lyra struggles to force Flitter to her feet, but she is ultimately rammed into the middle turnbuckle behind her by Flitter. Flitter then gets back to her feet and pulls Lyra into the middle of the ring by her arm-

Garble: Flitter could be looking to finish this!

-Flitter wraps her own arm around Lyra's neck and flips herself and Lyra into the air, sending Lyra into the mat after a backflip-

Ahuizotl: The Flitter Flip! Is Flitter going to advance to the Quarter-Finals?

*1…..2…..3!*

Garble: She is! What a win!

-Flitter pumps her arms into the air as she moves up to her knees. Cloudchaser excitedly enters the ring and hugs her-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRR...FLIIIIITTEEEERRRRR!

Ahuizotl: Both of those women needed that win, but only one could have it, and I suppose Flitter wanted it just a little bit more!

Garble: It was a nice try by Lyra, but perhaps she should take Bon Bon back to Venice to make up for this loss.

-The referee raises Flitter's hand as the two sisters high five in the middle of the ring-

Bon Bon: -as she hugs her girl with a frown- It's okay, sweetie. I know you did your best.

Ahuizotl: The couple remains in high spirits, though. That's what I like to see!

-Bon Bon pulls Lyra up by her hand as Flitter reaches out her own hand-

Ahuizotl: This is quite unlike Flitter. I don't know if it's genuine or not…

-Lyra takes a chance and shakes Flitter's hand. Flitter smiles as she lets her hand go before her and her sister leave the ring-

Garble: Oh wow. Would you look at that, 'Zotl! Whatever has happened to Flitter, whether Giz said something to her or she realized something herself, she's moving on to face Cadance next week on Lunacy!

Ahuizotl: A nice sign of sportsmanship, but her opponent next week will do whatever it takes to tear Flitter apart. She needs to be VERY careful…

Garble: All I know is those four should get in the ring and take all their clothes off, for old times sake!

Ahuizotl: Hey stop that. There will be no NSFW behavior in this prestigious tournament, you can be sure of that.

Garble: I know, I know. Just wishful thinking.

-Flitter and Cloudchaser smile on the ramp as they take in all the cheers of the crowd-

*Trainer's Room*

-Luna is sitting down on the X-Ray table, holding her neck and wincing. She groans as Mr. Rich walks into the room-

Mr. Rich: Well look at this…-he chuckles- How's the patient, doc?

Doctor: She'll be fine, just a little shook up is all.

Mr. Rich: Hmm. Well that's great. A shame what happened out there, eh Luna?

Luna: I'm sure you were getting your KICKS out of it backstage...what kind of a man are you to send a hooligan like Berry Punch out to the ring to assault me like she did?!

Doctor: Easy there, miss. You don't want to get yourself worked up.

Luna: Quiet, you! ANSWER ME, RICH!

Mr. Rich: I'll have you know I had nothing to do with that, but yes, it was quite great. -he smirks-

Luna: I'm sure you didn't...you've been wishing harm on me ever since you showed back up on my show! I am the GENERAL MANAGER of Lunacy, and I should not be treated like this! I am a woman of POWER!

Mr. Rich: You may not be in power for much longer, though...if it'll make you feel any better, why don't you put Berry Punch in a match tonight?

Luna: I thank you for that right, at least...hmm, let's see…-she grins wickedly as a thought comes to mind- Oh yes...oh my YES!

Mr. Rich: Would you like to share this with me? If it makes you all giddy, surely I'll approve.

Luna: Hahahaha! Approve? Not a chance! Especially considering this match could be the reason why Berry Punch doesn't make it to her title match, OR The Royal Rumble!

Mr. Rich: Oh my...sounds daunting. I'm sure you'll put her through the wringer!

Luna: I most certainly will! For putting her hands on the most powerful woman in the EWF, Berry Punch will face off against...The Sword! All 3 of them at once!

Mr. Rich: I appreciate the effort, but you can stop your cackling, because that doesn't seem...fair.

Luna: FAIR?! It wasn't FAIR when she hit me with THE BAR TAB! WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT FAIR!?

Mr. Rich: I DO, and my opinion is the only one that matters right now. Now, The Sword sound like great opponents, but maybe you could give Berry...some partners?

Luna: SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THEM!

Mr. Rich: Well she DOES, because that's the right thing. Would you like ME to pick her partners, or should I leave that up to you?

Luna: YOU'VE GOT TO BE… -she sighs- I suppose you're going to force me…

Mr. Rich: -he nods once- I am.

Luna: Alright, how about….Rarity…

Mr. Rich: Nice, nice.

Luna: Aaaaand...Twilight.

Mr. Rich: Perfect! Wow, Luna...I must say...when you're forced to make matches, you really knock it out of the park!

Luna: -she grits her teeth- I'm glad you are pleased with my decision, Mr Rich…

Mr. Rich: Keep up the good work! -he pats her on the neck, which irritates her before walking out of the room whistling-

Silver Shill: -getting ready for another interview- My guests now at this time sure have a busy night ahead of them, as they are BOTH looking to move on to the next round of the King of The Ring tournament. Please welcome...DJ Z-

DJ Z: BERPBERPBERPBEEEERRRRRRP! -he grins- What's good, Sil?

Silver: Heh...and his partner, Neon Lights.

Neon: The boys are back in town-BUT ONLY A MAN! ...Is fit to be the king…

DJ Z: That's right. And to ascend the throne as king, NION Lights is going to have to beat some very formidable opponents, and become MEN ourselves in the process.

Neon: But only ONE of us may lay claim to the title of the KING of the EWF, and me and Z know this.

DJ Z: And if a bro has to, he'll fight his other bro to accomplish what he wants. And when the dust settles, only one member of NION Lights will be crowned king, but we've made a pledge…

Neon: And that pledge is that no matter WHAT happens in this tournament, we won't let it get between our friendship. If I fight Z or somebody else next round, either way, he'll be in my corner.

DJ Z: And if mah boy Neon don't make it past tonight, or even if we both are slotted to face each other in the semi-finals, that's aight, because he'll be in my corner too.

Silver: That is great to hear, guys. Now, can you tell me why we haven't seen you since Frontline?

Neon: Oh jeez...yeah, we sure can. See, we weren't traveling the globe, sipping mai tais or sharing a plate of 'sghetti.

DJ Z: And we sure weren't stealing no girl's hearts in Finland or Jamaica…

Neon: I WISH, but unfortunately that's true...nah, we were just...waiting.

Silver: Waiting?

Neon: -he nods- We were backstage every week, waiting to be booked on these shows. We had our gear on, and were ready to go.

DJ Z: But Luna didn't have anything for us. She just kept up in our locker rooms, always hopeful for the next week, but for over a MONTH we sat there, collecting dust and being treated injust! Yo that girl has it OUT FOR US, Sil YA HEAR?!

Neon: It's cuz we ain't kissing her ass or fluffing her pillow before she lays her head down at night. Luckily for us, Mr. Rich is the flyest dude around, and he saw us doing nothing but moping around, and so he decided to give us a chance to make dat chedda while this roster gets better! We ain't gonna allow some punk-kid like Shining Armor take that throne...nah uh!

DJ Z: By the end of this month, either me or Neon will be announced as the King of The Ring, and then NEXT month, one of us will become the Carnage Champion!

Neon: Things are looking up for NION Lights, so you'd better stay on the lookout for our future projects!

DJ Z: -he turns to face his partner- See ya in the semis?

Neon: -he nods and smiles- See ya in the semis, dude. -rather than shake hands, they opt to fist bump before walking away-

Silver: Good luck to both of you! Now let's head back to the ring.

*On my own from a world that seems alone...* -the arena suddenly becomes filled with boos as "Fight the Knight" by Crush 40 rings throughout the Asylum-

Madden: The following, is a SECOND ROUND MATCH...in the KIIIIING..of the RIIIING tournameeeent! Introducing first...frooom CANTERLOOOOT! Weighing in at 244 POOOOUNDS...SHIIIIINIIIIIING..ARMOOOOORRRR!

Garble: Whether or not this dude has awesome theme music from a Sonic game or not, this crowd still DETESTS him with all of their might! Their is nobody in this tournament that they want to see fall right on their ass than Shining Armor…

Ahuizotl: Imagine how disastrous Lunacy could possibly look by the end of this month...Luna in charge, Sunset as Eternal Women's champion, Cadance as the Queen, and Shining as the King…-he shivers-

Garble: That is the stuff of NIGHTMARES, 'Zotl...all of that won't matter if Luna AT LEAST loses her job. Filthy Rich can then clean up this show, and turn it into the wholesome environment it always should've been.

-Shining Armor enters the ring, blowing off the fans and resting in the corner as he prepares himself for this battle-

-After a pause, all the lights in the arena are shut off except a lone spotlight, which soon is accompanied by smoke and the rising of a mixtable, where DJ Z is messing around with all the settings and welcoming the fans with a series of bleeps and bloops and other electronic junk-

DJ Z: Lunacy Asyluuuuuuuuuuum! Let's. Get. CRAAAAAAZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY! -the fans respond with a slew of cheers- As our theme song says...it's been such a long time coming, but have no fear, because you are now BACK…-the crowd repeats with him- in...DAH MIX! With that young go hard...DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY Z! -cheers- Thank you, thank you! And of course, along with me is the HEART-STOPPIN'...OVARY POPPIN'...-he winks at the crowd- JAW DROPPIN'...bringin' the noise, turnin' men into BOYS, gonna rock this tournament with so much poise! NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON...LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS! BERPBERPBERPBEEEEERRRRRRRRRRP! Let's do this!

-DJ Z leaps off the podium and fist bumps his partner as the lights raise-

*It's been such a long time comin', thought you'd understand…*

Garble: How can you NOT be pumped up when NION Lights shows up?! They know how to hype things!

Ahuizotl: Just like Lyra and Bon Bon, we have not seen these two since Frontline, where they were defeated by Xavier Kendrick and Dwight Dawson and shocking fashion.

Garble: Yeah. And unlike Bon Bon and Lyra, they didn't go spanning the globe, sipping wine and attending luaus. They claim it was just a matter of Luna keeping them off the shows just to spite them.

Ahuizotl: That could very well be true, as Luna has had her issues with NION Lights in the past. Mr. Rich wasn't going to keep them away from this tournament, and the chance of a lifetime, as both DJ Z AND Neon Lights have tournament matches here tonight.

Garble: This match particularly is EXTREMELY important when it comes to the tournament. If Shining Armor wins, he will get an automatic bye to semi-finals thanks to Snips and Snails both getting themselves counted out in their match last week.

Ahuizotl: That could backfire on The System, however, because DJ Z could very well win this match, which would be the ultimate F-U to the ones that have been holding him and his partner down for the last month. Meanwhile, we can't ignore the fact that DJ Z is one win away, and Neon Lights is two wins away from facing off with each other!

Garble: That would be one hell of a showdown, and I'm sure those dudes wouldn't mind finding out who deserves to be King more in that fashion. Before we can get there, DJ Z needs to score a big victory here.

-The crowd shows their appreciation for NION Lights by chanting "WEL-COME BACK" at them before the bell is rung-

Match 2: King of the Ring, Round 1 - Shining Armor vs DJ Z w/ Neon Lights

-6 minutes later-

-Shining is resting against the ropes as DJ Z comes running at him. Shining ducks and throws his opponent over the ropes, but DJ Z wisely grabs onto the top rope to prevent himself from falling-

Ahuizotl: DJ Z, avoiding disaster there!

-DJ Z sends a roundhouse kick into the side of Shining's face, knocking him to the mat. He then grabs onto the top rope and sends himself over the it, spinning in the air and crashing into Shining's ribs with the Slingshot Corkscrew Splash-

Garble: The Spinback! DJ Z could have this in the bag!

*1…..2….-Shining kicks out, much to the dismay of the Lunacy face-

Ahuizotl: Not quite! Shining Armor is, unfortunately, still in this.

-8 minutes later-

-DJ Z is back outside the ring as he brings one boot through the middle rope and crashes it into Shining's jaw. He then enters halfway through the ropes to where he can springboard off of the the middle rope into the ring where he grabs Shining's head and spins in the air before planting him into the mat with a DDT!-

Garble: Tornado DDT, with a little flair added to it! Shining might soon be eliminated from this tourna-HEY! LOOK AT THAT!

-All of a sudden, Neon Lights, who is outside the ring supporting his partner, his attacked from behind by Snips and Snails, who knock him to the floor-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd is furiously booing- It's SLIME! They're living up to their name by attacking Neon Lights for NO REASON!

Garble: Even if they did have a reason, now is not the time to pull this crap! Someone get them out of here!

-Neon Lights tries to fight them off, but he doesn't need to as DJ Z leaps onto the top turnbuckle and then promptly soars off of it, taking both members of SLIME down to the ground with a spectacular moonsault-

Ahuizotl: A DEATH DEFYING LEAP BY DJ Z! But it was worth it as it eliminated SLIME from the equation!

Crowd: E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF!

DJ Z: -taunting the fallen members of SLIME- Take that, you crudmonkeys! Oh, and thanks for the automatic trip to the semis BROOOOOOOOOS! Hahaha!

Garble: DJ Z is right! He could be moments away from finishing off Shining Armor and moving on to the semi-finals!

-DJ Z jumps onto the apron and looks to springboard off the ropes, but as he puts his feet onto the top rope, Shining Armor jumps at him and clips a leg out from under him, which ends in the worst way possible, as his nuts smash into the rope-

Ahuizotl: OH! DJ Z lost his balance, and wound up hung on the ropes!

Garble: Shining Armor went right for the kill, but give the assist to SLIME! -Shining pulls DJ Z off of the top rope- Because they gave Shining the opening to hit-UH! There it is, the Wicked Affairs!

-The crowd is already booing as Shining hooks DJ Z's leg-

*1…..2…..3!*

Garble: Awww DAMMIT! And with that, Shining Armor is taking his place at The Royal Rumble…

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEERRR...SHIIIIIIINIIIIIIING...ARRRRMOOOOOORRRRR!

Ahuizotl: DJ Z looked prepared to finish this match off in a big way, but just like they did before, Snips and Snails paid TREMENDOUS dividends to Shining Armor. Last week, it was the simultaneous walkout, which set the stage for tonight, where the two dastardly cold-cocked Neon Lights from behind, which lead to DJ Z making the save, which was the absolute right thing to do, but it ultimately lead to the Wicked Affairs, and now, DJ Z's chance to become the King of the Ring...has been foiled.

Crowd: BUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUULL-SHIT!

Garble: And you can hear this capacity crowd, showing their disgust and their displeasure in the outcome of this match. We don't like it either, folks...in fact, we HATE it...but once again, The System has stolen another victory away from someone who deserved it more than them, and in the process, they've stuck to Mr. Rich.

Ahuizotl: Even though her night started off on the wrong foot, our general manager must enjoy seeing this illustrious tournament turn into a joke right before her very eyes….

Garble: Yeah, thanks, Luna….thanks a fucking lot!

-Shining Armor retreats up the ramp slowly, basking in his victory as Snips and Snails adorn each of his sides with a sinister grin on their faces. Neon Lights looks on at them from inside the ring, as he is fuming with rage over the outcome of that match-

Shining: ALL HAIL ME! ALL HAIL THE KING! -his arms are held up by the members of SLIME as the crowd sends boos upon him, before breaking out into a rendition of "King Nothing" by Metallica-

Crowd: WHERE'S YOUR CROWN KING NOTHIIIIIIIIIING? WHERE'S YOUR CROWN KING NOTHIIIIIIIIIING? WHERE'S YOUR CROWN KING NOTHIIIIIIIIIING? WHERE'S YOUR CROWN KING NOTHIIIIIIIIIING?

Garble: Even in the darkest days, this crowd still gives me hope. -he chuckles- That is brilliant...

Neon Lights: I SWEAR, I'LL BE SEEING YOU IN THE SEMI-FINALS! THAT THRONE IS MINE, AND SO IS YOUR ASS! -the crowd cheers-

Ahuizotl: What a statement by Neon Lights, who could be the one to shut up Shining Armor in the semi-finals, and get revenge for his tag team partner, who won't get the same opportunity to become King.

Garble: We can only hope that comes true….we'll be right back! -we head to commercial with the crowd chanting "NE-ON LIGHTS"-

-Back from commercial, we see Cloudchaser exiting the locker room of Flitter as she is going to go get some champagne as a result of her victory. She is walking down the hall until she is stopped by….Thunderlane-

Thunderlane: H-hey, Cloudchaser…-he rubs his arm-

Cloudchaser: Oh. Hello, Thunderlane. -she lightly smiles-

Thunderlane: Can we uh….can we talk for a second? In my locker room?

Cloudchaser: Huh? Sure, I guess.

Thunderlane: C-cool. Follow me. -Thunderlane leads Cloudchaser to his locker room, shutting the door behind him as they walk in-

Cloudchaser: So what is this about? Oh! By the way, I LOVE what Rumble has done with your hair!

Thunderlane: Really? Thanks! I like it too. It's the only nice thing he's done for me in a long time...little asshole.

Cloudchaser: Well, don't let him get to you. He's alienated everybody around him ever since coming to the EWF. If you ask me, you're better off without him.

Thunderlane: You think so?

Cloudchaser: -smiles- Yeah, of course! I mean, you didn't need him to become the first World Brawler's champion, did you?

Thunderlane: No I did not!

Cloudchaser: So there ya go! And even though Giz is my friend, you don't need Rumble to become the Carnage champion either! You're on your own, Thunderlane. Which is where you will SHINE.

Thunderlane: Awesome! Actually that's...why I wanted to talk to you.

Cloudchaser: Oh?

Thunderlane: Yeah! I was really excited to be traded to Lunacy...because...I know that meant I would...I would get to see you again.

Cloudchaser: -she blushes- O-oh...I...I'd be lying if I said my heart didn't skip a beat when I heard the news about you coming over here.

Thunderlane: Heh...I was jumping for joy, but then, Rumble...he...helped me beat Giz, and...I decided it was only right to repay him. And I know how jealous he can get, so I...never got the chance to talk to you.

Cloudchaser: I'm honestly surprised it's taken you this long to talk to me, but...I get what you're saying.

Thunderlane: But even though I wasn't talking to you, trust me...I was...looking at you. Whenever I could…

Cloudchaser: -she continues to blush as she turns her head away- Oh wow...m-me too. I'd...I'd see you walking down the hall and my temperature would rise, I know it. And I...I never missed your matches.

Thunderlane: Same here...I HAD to watch you.

Cloudchaser: I'll be watching your match tonight, too…

Thunderlane: Well, I was thinking...why don't you watch it from RINGSIDE?

Cloudchaser: W-what?

Thunderlane: Like you just said, I'm on my own now. I don't have to answer to ANYBODY! Just the way I like it...I've been thinking since I superkicked Rumble last week…

Cloudchaser: H-have you?

Thunderlane: -he nods- Mhm...you know, we're coming up on 3 years since we...broke up.

Cloudchaser: Oh my gosh...you remember too?

Thunderlane: I count every single day. Losing you was the worst thing that's ever happened to me...I still haven't recovered to this day…

Cloudchaser: I've never cried more in my life than I did that first week without you….I'll never forgive Rumble for tearing us apart!

Thunderlane: How could somebody do that to his own BROTHER?! To one of his best friends?! Yeah, it's shitty...it's really REALLY shitty, but Cloud!

Cloudchaser: Yes, Thunder?

Thunderlane: He threw YOU aside...he threw ME aside. We don't have to worry about him anymore! We can...we can be TOGETHER. We can live happily like we've always wanted to, but never truly got to!

Cloudchaser: Is...is that you want?

Thunderlane: YES! Yes yes YES! I've never wanted anything more in my life than YOU, Cloudchaser….I've felt...empty without you these past few years...some days I ask myself what the point of living even is…

Cloudchaser: -sadly- Oh, Thunder….

Thunderlane: I know...but I don't need to ask myself that anymore, because I've found it out...Cloudchaser, you ARE my point of living! I've been without you for 3 years, and that was 3 years too long!

Cloudchaser: -she has tears in her eyes and a smile on her face- Oh, Thunder! -she is picked up by her lover as their lips touch. Not sloppily like Sunset and Shining, but carefully, like they've been waiting to kiss each other for an eternity-

Thunderlane: -he breaks the kiss- I missed you!

Cloudchaser: I missed you too!

Thunderlane: -he slowly walks over to his sofa and gently lays Cloudchaser on it. He positions himself over her body, looking into her eyes- We'll never have to worry about drifting apart again…-rather than suck her face off, Thunderlane slowly presses his lips into Cloudchaser's, and gently uses one of his arms as a rest for her head. The scene fades out with Cloudchaser giggling gleefully as both her lips and her soul are reunited with her most splendid lover-

Garble: WHOA, 'Zotl...Thunderlane just made A LOT of enemies with that move! I have never been so jealous of anybody in my LIFE!

Ahuizotl: Well, he's got his old girlfriend back. How is this going to affect his match with Rumble later tonight is what I'm wondering!

Garble: It could change drastically, especially if Cloudchaser DOES accept his invitation to be at ringside for the match. And if Thunderlane wins, the complexion of the ENTIRE championship match has just been altered! I'm really looking forward to seeing this develop.

Ahuizotl: Before we can get there, we have our second King of the Ring tournament match for tonight. -we pan to the ring, where we see Neon Lights and DJ Z already in the ring- And there is Neon Lights, who is going to be one of the participants in this match.

Garble: He and his partner, DJ Z must be LIVID over what happened just a bit ago, as Shining Armor and his crafty cohorts, Snips and Snails help STEAL the victory away from DJ Z!

Ahuizotl: It was a travesty, no doubt about it. But if Neon Lights can gain a victory here, hope for this team will not be entirely lost. He looks revved up and ready to go...let's see how he does.

*All my life I've been searching for something…* -the strum of the electric guitar causes the fans to go wild as Neon Lights' opponent makes his way out to the arena-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Accompaniiied, byyyy VUUUULTARIAAAAAN! From The STEEEEEEL CITYYYYYY! Weighing in at 258 POOOOUNDS...OOOOOOOOVERDRIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Garble: There are many prime athletes taking part in this tournament, but to me, none of them have impressed more than this dude….Overdrive.

Ahuizotl: Despite his size, he can do some astounding things in that ring! But like most in these tournaments, he hasn't had the best track record as of late.

Garble: That's what I love about these tournaments! It's sort of a launching pad onto bigger and better things. Whoever wins this should definitely be on the fast track to SUPERSTARDOM. This is such an exciting month for the EWF, and I'm eternally grateful that I could be apart of it.

Ahuizotl: As am I. We've got the best athletes in the world, all fighting for a chance to one day achieve immortality!

-Overdrive slides under the bottom rope as DJ Z leaves the ring so Neon can try his hand at this tournament-

Match 3: King of the Ring, Round 1 - Neon Lights w/ DJ Z vs Overdrive w/ Vultarian

-7 minutes later-

-Neon Lights is on the apron as Overdrive approaches him. Neon sends his shoulder through the middle rope and into Overdrive's gut. He then flips himself over the top rope, attempting to roll Overdrive up with a pin, but Overdrive wraps his arms around Neon's legs and and jumps in the air, Neon's neck and Overdrive's legs crashing into the mat with a Wheelbarrow Driver-

Garble: Over The Limit! Neon could be done here!

*1…..2…..-Neon Lights kicks out, Overdrive falling to the mat belly-first in shock as the force of Neon's kickout sends him to flip over onto his own belly, his legs falling onto Overdrive's back-

Ahuizotl: How did he kick out after a move like that?! My LORD!

Garble: It's all about being the King and getting that title shot, 'Zotl! It's forcing all these guys to step up their game!

-6 minutes later-

-Overdrive has Neon up in the air over his head. He drops him to the mat with a Gorilla Press Slam. Neon rebounds off his belly and winds up flipping onto his back-

Ahuizotl: What strength by Overdrive! -Overdrive jumps into the air- AND NOW WHAT AGILITY! -he flips over, attempting a standing Moonsault, but Neon drives his knees into Overdrive's abdomen. He then rolls up Overdrive- BUT THE MOONSAULT MISSED!

Garble: *1…..2…..3!* NEON LIGHTS GOT HIM! Overdrive's freakish abilities came back to haunt him! -the crowd is too busy going nuts over the attempted moonsault that they don't even realize that the match is over. Neon lets go of Overdrive's legs and rolls out of the ring-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRRRR….NEEEEEEEEOOOOOON LIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!

Garble: Overdrive can't believe it! That looked like it was going to be one BEAUTIFUL move, but Neon Lights saw it coming, and he made sure to turn it over into his favor!

-DJ Z runs over to Neon and tackles him on the floor-

Ahuizotl: After that upsetting last match, these two must be ECSTATIC that at least one of them is moving onto the next round!

Garble: I still stand by my statement when I say that Overdrive has impressed me more than anybody else in this tournament, but that was a great counter by Neon Lights! And now, he will face Flash Sentry next week, where the winner will go on to face Shining Armor at The Royal Rumble.

Crowd: THAT COULD'VE BEEN AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT COULD'VE BEEN AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT COULD'VE BEEN AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: It could've been an awesome night for Overdrive and Vultarian, but instead, NION Lights are the ones walking out with at least one victory under their belt!

-Overdrive is standing next to the turnbuckles dejectedly as Vultarian tries to console him. NION Lights are busy celebrating their win as Neon picks up DJ Z and places him on his shoulder as he begins running around with him-

-We cut to a white room, which shows the blurry figure of Twist ahead of the camera-

Twist: Can we fight our true nature? -the blur lessens, as we can now see Twist standing there. She looks to her right side, as her form darkens and blinks with the video. We then see her on another side of the room, her back turned and facing the wall- Become something...we are not? -the form of Finnette Balor appears behind her, in full face-paint and all

The voice of a demon speaks, saying "come...my...Twist…"

-Finnette reaches her hand out to touch Twist's back, but Twist turns around and simply smiles at her demon form before Finnette flickers away. Twist looks back at the camera as Finnette appears on the other side of her, squatting on the ground with her head looking down-

Twist: Can we use our light…-the camera is now upside down, showing Finnette still squatting ahead, as the demon voice says, "set..,.me….free." It then cuts back to Twist, who looks at the camera after witnessing the position change of Finnette- to conceal our darkness? -the form of Twist completely changes into Finnette, but then we see it's still Twist when the camera cuts to her face. The screen flickers as Twist's eye color turns black, and continues to flicker as we see Finnette methodically crawling around on the floor while images of Twist's face turning into Finnette's face quickly flash by- To bury…-the film speeds up, as the screen flickers, with Finnette drawing a foot closer after each blink, as we get a shot of only Twist's eyes. She looks up at the camera- the demon below…-both eyes turn ENTIRELY into pools of black sludge, as the camera cuts to the back of Finnette, as she stretches out her arms, the roar of a demon in the background

Finnette is now standing there, no effects, and no mind games-

Finnette: Before Uprising...Twist did such a grand job in shielding me from the world, and I understood why...for so long, I was able to be contained in the pit of her soul. I was nothing more than a vivid illusion of her own mind. I yearned for the moment when she would finally accept me, and allow me to become more, than just a thought...more, than just a magnum opus of her being. To be someone, she could rely on...someone, to trust...something, to tap into, to become what she has always wanted to be...fearless, larger than life, important. I have given Twist a new meaning, a new essence, new LIFE. I do not wish to control Twist, to bend her to my will. I simply ask that when she may be in danger, or when she reverts back to her previous manner, to call upon her demon...for I care for her, and I will shelter her, like she has sheltered me inside her warm, vibrant, and boundless mind. It is the least I can do for her gracious hospitality. I, Finnette Balor, will be sheltered no more! You, the EWF fans...you have nothing to fear. You have given Twist the love and recognition she has always wanted for her passion and creativity towards wrestling. When we are alone, she constantly expresses her gratitude towards the response you have given her, even when I am the one in control of her body. I thank you for giving her the chance to be the only thing she has ever wanted to be; admired. For those who cross her, however…-she sighs- dark days...are ahead for you. There will be no mercy...there will be no forgiveness. Twist has been a troubled soul for just about her entire life, and now she is finally happy. I will not allow anybody to ruin that. If you torment her, you will be just one of those who are tormented...by ME. Twist has given me all the freedom I wish to make sure all the right culprits get just the right amount of suffering. When that time comes, just know...that it all...could've been avoided. Thank you, Twist…-Finnette begins shaking uncontrollably as her form falters out. Twist soon reappears on her knees, symbolizing that Finnette has retreated back into her minds. Twist shakes her head a bit as she stands up with a smile-

Twist: You are welcome, Finnette. Everyone...everyone has a demon. But no one's demon...is like mine. -she winks at the camera, as we head to another commercial-

-We cut to the interview area, where Silver Shill is standing by with another tournament participant-

Silver: As we head into our last tournament match of the night, one of my guests at this time will be competing in it. Ladies and gentlemen...Honeycomb. -the camera pans to where Honeycomb is grinning brightly-

Honeycomb: Oh! Oh! And don't forget my wonderful bestest best friend, Midd-errr...Midnight! -she wraps her arms around her waist as Midnight looks down at her, caught off guard with distaste-

Midnight: Is there really a need for that…?

Honeycomb: -she lets go of the hug- No, but you're just so HUGGABLE! -Midnight rolls her eyes-

Silver: Midnight, you'll be accompanying Honeycomb in her tournament match tonight, but would you like to real quick, give us your thoughts on the fantastic match you had with Sunset Shimmer last week?

Midnight: To be honest, no. I didn't win the Crater Chick championship, so I tried my hand to get something bigger, and it didn't quite work out. That's all I have to say. This isn't about me. This is about Honeycomb becoming Queen of the Scene and accomplishing what I couldn't.

Honeycomb: Awww, that's sweeeeeet! Well, she's right. I haven't had a match of my own in a while. I've been too busy supporting Midnight. But that doesn't mean I'm not prepared for tonight, because I am! Midnight has been pouring her heart and soul into every match, making the absolute MOST of every opportunity she's been given. This is the greatest opportunity I'VE been given, and I WILL give it my all! I am not only fighting for myself, but I'm fighting for my friend, Midnight! It means the world to me that she could be out there in support, and I plan to make her proud!

Midnight: There's a reason you're my tag team partner. I can feel the energy radiating off of you! You of all people know I'm not one to show emotions too much-

Honeycomb: Unless it's anger!

Midnight: Uh, yeah...but win or loss, as long as you have a good performance, I'll be something I'm not too often...proud.

Honeycomb: -she gasps- I'll make you proud of me, Midnight! I'm going to win for YOU! -she walks off, shaking her fists with intensity-

Midnight: -staying back, looking at her partner as she walks off- You know...that girl's really starting to get to me…-she sighs and shakes her head as she walks off after her-

-We return to the arena, the camera on Garble and Ahuizotl as 3MB's music plays-

Garble: I love those two...that is just adorable! Well you can hear the unwavering guitars in the background, folks, and that can only mean ONE thing...we're being joined here at ringside by the Three Ma'am Band! Welcomes, ladies!

Aria: -as all the members sit down in chairs and put on headsets- Back by popular demand, boys! Can't believe there's enough chairs out here for us…

Adagio: It's getting crowded.

Ahuizotl: Well we couldn't have you girls stand! That's no way to treat guests.

Aria: I can't argue with that! -she props her feet up on the announce table- Ahhhh….

Garble: Oh...go ahead, make yourselves at home.

Adagio: So I guess I'LL be the one that isn't so rude and take this time to THANK YOU for having us out here.

Ahuizotl: Well that's no problem, ladies. I assume you are out here to find out up close and in person who Adagio will be facing next week?

Adagio: Of course! If I am gonna be the Queen, I'm going to have to get acquainted with my soon-to-be PEASANTS. Mwahaha!

Sonata: I'm also out here because I heard there's a taco vendor in the crowd…-she's looking around the arena- Cotton caaaandy….popcoooorn….hot dooooogs...WHERE ARE THE TACOS?!

Garble: I think you've been mislead, Sonata.

Sonata: Daaaarn! -she whines and frowns-

Ahuizotl: As I'm sure you ladies heard at the top of the show, whether Adagio makes it to The Royal Rumble or not, you will be going up against The Wythyst Family in 2 weeks here on Lunacy. What is your reaction to this?

Aria: -as you can hear Sonata gulp- Well first of all, Adagio WILL make it to The Royal Rumble. She is not in danger, nor are any of us.

Adagio: The Wythyst Family isn't a TEAM...they're not in stereo like we are! Some chubby, perplexing...woman I guess? Was walking through the woods, saw two mentally challenged...women I guess? Trying to dig up a decomposed turtle they could share as a pet, she brainwashed them, made them mute, save for a few words like "YEAH" and whatever heavy breathing sounds like, put a sheep mask on one of them, made them wear the same sweaty, smelly clothes every day, gave a plumber's rag to the other one, tried to help them tie their shoes to no avail, and then flew them from their swamp commune to here on their magical flying alligator...and TADA! That's how The Wythyst Family came about. That doesn't intimidate us. That's like something out of a D-Rated indie horror film…

Sonata: They made me pee my pants last week…

Ahuizotl: Well….uh….that's…

Aria: It's because Sonata had to pee when Adagio's match started. If those abominations wouldn't have came out, she could've been in the back, handling her business. But those Wythysts-well, mostly Amay, keep talking and talking AND TALKING, so Sonata had no choice but to...yeah.

Adagio: And that's the main reason why we can't WAIT to end their facade! It's not because they're a threat to us, or they smell, or they dress horribly, no! We have traveled THE WORLD...performance after performance, night after night...and not ONCE! NOT ONCE have we ever pissed our pants on stage! Thanks to those damn Wythysts, our streaks was BROKEN. That's worthy of a Baton Rouge BUTT-kicking right there!

Ahuizotl: ...You're really not frightened at ALL?

Adagio: Why would we be? We're 3MB, baby! We sing like heaven and fight like hell! We breathe fire and inhale...our fire again! Yeah, we do that, yeah!

Aria: NICE! It was our first night….we didn't expect them. They caught us off guard and it won't be happening in two weeks. Right, Sonata?

Sonata: I uh….I might call in sick that day….

Garble: Sonata NO! Aria and Adagio NEED you! Think of all the great bands over the years that have went their separate ways! Hootie & the Blowfish! The Barenaked Ladies! THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE!

Ahuizotl: Don't forget Shave the Monkey!

Garble: Yeah, them too!

Adagio: Don't you worry, boys….3MB is a band that will live on through the ages, for all time!

Aria: Yeah, Sonata's just….really dumb...yeah, that's it! Let's get this match started!

-Midnight's theme lights up the crowd with cheers-

Madden: The following conteeest, is a FIRST ROUND match, in the QUEEEEN...OF THE SCEEEENE...TOURNAMEEENT! Introducing first! Accompaniiiied, by MIIIIIIDNIIIIIGHT STRIIIIIKE! From CRYSTAAAAALVILLE! Weighing in at 125 POOOOUNDS...HONEEEEEEYCOOOOOOMB!

Ahuizotl: It'll be the first contest in quite a while for Honeycomb. The last time she was in a match, she and Midnight lost to Flitter and Cloudchaser.

Garble: But Honeycomb had a nice enough showing to where Midnight decided that it was worth it to not make the partnership a one-time thing. Despite their different personalities and appearances, I really think these two compliment each other SO well! I would just love love LOVE to see Honeycomb do good in this tournament!

Ahuizotl: -as Honeycomb is hugging many fans in the crowd, both kids and adults alike- She is qutie the sweet young lady. She may need a win here tonight more than anybody else in this tournament, based on the fact that she ADORES Midnight and wants to make her proud whenever she can. A loss in this tournament may just crush her.

Garble: I think she wouldn't mind losing if she tries hard enough. Her main goal is really to make Midnight satisfied.

Adagio: Can I just say I would LOVE to hug Honeycomb?

Aria: Me too! As rockstars renowned for our partying skills, she looks like someone who could keep a party going all night long!

Garble: Does she remind you of Sonata at all?

Adagio: Hmm...a little bit. She's cute, kind of ditzy, little bit...clingy.

Sonata: Magnets are clingy! I'm not clingy!

Aria: Heh...Sonata is a bit TOO ditzy…

Sonata: I'll cut off your twintails while you sleep!

Aria: -gasping and grabbing hold of her twintails in fear- YOU'D BETTER NOT! WE'LL REPLACE YOU WITH HONEYCOMB!

Sonata: -whiningly- NOOOOOOOO!

Garble: HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH GIRLS, HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH!

*Out of My Way!* -the crowd explodes with love as Honeycomb's opponent explodes from the back-

Madden: Aaaaaand HER OPPONENT! Froooom LONEEEEYVIIIILLE! Weighing in at 119 POOOOOUNDS...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: When you look up and down everybody who has been apart of this tournament...no disrespect to you, Adagio...but there is NOBODY who has more HEART, more GUTS, more WILL TO BE THE VERY BEST than THIS young lady, Scootaloo!

Adagio: Don't worry, I actually agree. I've never been in the wars that Scootaloo has, I've never been in the position that she has either. She used to be the underdog, but now she's turned into one of the most fierce competitors in the EWF.

Aria: There's not many people that impress 3MB, but Scootaloo is one of them. That chick is tough as hell!

Sonata: I love her! She's small, but packed with so much fire and aggression!

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

Garble: She's ULTRA tough, and she's got the crowd behind her! Honeycomb is beloved by many a fan, but Scootaloo...she is just on another level! She's quickly becoming perhaps the most respected and appreciated wrestler in the EWF, and there should be NO doubt as to why!

Ahuizotl: With that being said, what kind of a chance do you think Honeycomb has against a caliber of adversary like Scootaloo?

Garble: Aw man, why ya gotta ask me that? Damn...to tell you the truth, as focused as Honeycomb is, I don't think she has much of a chance here. Scootaloo has friends and a TON of fans, but she isn't here to impress those friends. She's here to WIN. To become the Queen of the Scene, and get that title shot next month against the champion.

Ahuizotl: So what you're saying is, Honeycomb doesn't have her head on straight enough?

Garble: Well obviously, every wrestler's goal in this company is to become champion...but I feel Honeycomb is really looking to impress her tag team partner in this match, rather than win it. She thinks the WORLD of Midnight, and it's very charming to see, but I don't know if her top priority right now is moving on in this tournament. I think she needs to make this match her TOP priority, and stop worrying about what her friend thinks. That isn't important right now.

Aria: Hey, we know it better than most...your friends can be such a HUGE help to you...but they can sometimes be a distraction, and I think that's what's going on here. Honeycomb needs to be a ONE Ma'am Band in that ring tonight, and stop focusing on the woman OUTSIDE the ring. If her head ain't in this match, Scootaloo's going to wipe her CLEAN off the bracket.

Ahuizotl: Well said, both of you.

-Scootaloo smiles as she approaches Honeycomb. The two shake hands as the fans cheer, the bell ringing soon after-

Match 4: Queen of The Scene, Round 1 - Honeycomb w/ Midnight Strike vs Scootaloo

-3 minutes later-

Ahuizotl: -as the two are countering moves back and forth- So Adagio, I have to ask you...which of these two would you rather face next week?

Adagio: I'm always up for a challenge, and I'm pretty sure I'd get a better one out of Scootaloo. But there's nothing wrong with wanting to go the easy route. As we said, Scootaloo has been involved in such severe WARS against the likes of Diamond Tiara and The Sword. Honeycomb just...doesn't have that sort of experience with those big-time matches. Of course I don't either. Next week WILL be my first big match, and if Honeycomb is standing across that ring from me, I feel I will have an easier night. No matter who wins, though, I DO plan on beating them, and then beating The Wythysts along with my girls, and from there...our schedule keeps getting busier and busier, and I'm going to get more and more challenges, but we're prepared for that.

-4 minutes later-

-Honeycomb gets to the top rope, her back turned to Scootaloo. Taking a wild guess, she steps back and falls off the turnbuckle and holds her arms out, her shoulder crashing into Scootaloo's forehead and knocking her to the ground-

Garble: And there's that trust fall that Honeycomb has used before! The last time she used it, it cost her her very first tag team match with Midnight...but tonight, it's effective!

-Honeycomb, knowing what's at stake, wastes no time in making the cover-

*1…...2…..-Scootaloo kicks out at an early two-

Ahuizotl: It didn't get the job done, but it's a step in the right direction. With all the resilience Scootaloo possesses, it'll take a lot more for Honeycomb to put her away!

-4 more minutes later-

-Scootaloo runs off the ropes, sliding under Honeycomb's legs and running off the ropes behind turns around as Scootaloo jumps into the air, looking for the Stunted Growth, but Honeycomb uses her flexibility to duck under the move until she is ready to reach her arms up and grab Scootaloo's neck, driving it down forcefully with a neckbreaker!-

Garble: HONEYCOMB AVOIDS DISASTER, AND LEVELS SCOOTALOO WITH A NECKBREAKER...MY. GOODNESS!

-Honeycomb realizes this could be her big moment, as she gets on her knees and holds Scootaloo's legs down-

Ahuizotl: SHE'S GOT A COVER! *1….2…..-OHH! AND SCOOTALOO! SCOOTALOO JUST BARELY KICKS OUT! JUST BARELY!

-The crowd OHHHHHs as Honeycomb looks up in disbelief-

Garble: SHE USED SCOOTALOO'S OWN MOMENTUM AGAINST HER, AND SHE ALMOST GOT THE VICTORY!

Sonata: Even Midnight is shocked!

Ahuizotl: Adagio! One of these women! One of these VALIANT women, will face you next week!

Adagio: I can only hope, whoever it is, we tear the house down like these two are right now!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: It sure is! Only ONE of these women can move on, but they'll be DAMNED if they don't leave their mark on this tournament!

-6 more minutes later-

-Worn out from what has been her most physical and most grueling match so far, Honeycomb sets up for the Buzz-Kill, but she is pushed away by Scootaloo. Scootaloo rubs off the ropes, ducking a clothesline from Honeycomb and hitting her with the Scootabuse off the rebound!-

Garble: OH MY LORD! THE FLIP DDT MAY HAVE JUST KILLED HONEYCOMB! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, MAN!

Aria: FUUUUUUUUCK that was CRAZY!

-The crowd is going nuts at the epic move as Scootaloo makes the cover-

*1….2….3!*

Ahuizotl: Honeycomb, with a career-defining performance here tonight...but Scootaloo eeks out the win with the Scootabuse!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEERRRR….SCOOOOOOOOOOOOTALOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Garble: You're not kidding, 'Zotl! Honeycomb most DEFINITELY made Midnight proud, but she must've heard us here at the announce table! She did MORE than just put on a good performance...many times throughout this match, Scootaloo was FLUSTERED, and just couldn't seem to put Honeycomb away! It was one HELL of an effort on her part, so hat's off to her, but also, congratulations to Scootaloo, who is moving on to face YOU next week, Adagio, for the chance to compete at The Royal Rumble!

Adagio: Damn! That's one big roadblock to put in front of me on my road to becoming Queen, but all the great heads of monarchies over time have hit rough patches...the greatest of royalty never let that slow them down, though. This isn't exactly what I was hoping for, but hey, I'm not going to say no. I welcome this challenge with open arms!

Garble: Good luck to you, Adagio, and thank you for being out here, 3MB!

Sonata: You're welcome! It was a BLAST!

Aria: Later, boys!

-The members of 3MB step away from the announce table as Scootaloo shakes the hand of Honeycomb yet again-

Scootaloo: You almost had me there...great job…-she smiles at her fallen opponent, yet Honeycomb doesn't smile until Midnight approaches her and gives her...a hug-

Garble: AWWWWW! 'Z-ZOTL LOOK!

Ahuizotl: I know! We always knew Midnight would grow a soft spot for her!

-Honeycomb doesn't say anything. She just enjoys the hug all she can, as the crowd applauds both the gesture and the performances of both women in the match-

Midnight: Just like you've been telling me recently...you'll be champion someday. I honestly didn't know how close you were going to come in that match, but you were just INCHES away! Just inches!

Honeycomb: You're proud of me?

Midnight: You're damn right I am! I'm proud to be your tag team partner, and even prouder to be...your FRIEND. -Honeycomb cries as she hugs Midnight again-

Garble: What an amazing scene...this tournament has brought out the BEST of everyone in it, not just with their ability, but with their actions.

Midnight: Like I said, you'll be champion one day, and I'll be there to celebrate it with you! -the two leave the ring and walk up the ring, Midnight with her arm around Honeycomb's neck-

Crowd: HONEY-COMB! HONEY-COMB! HONEY-COMB! HONEY-COMB!

Ahuizotl: If you're Honeycomb, you may have lost, but you've won the respect of your tag team partner, and friend. Either way, it's a victory all the same.

-Scootaloo looks on with glee, but turns around to be met with Adagio and her bandmates-

Garble: But for these two, Scootaloo and Adagio Dazzle, a victory next week means a trip to The Royal Rumble, and being one step closer to being crowned the very first Queen of the Scene!

-Scootaloo and Adagio stare at each other with competitive smirks, not taking their eyes off of the other-

Ahuizotl: And neither of these women are going to shake hands or hug, at least not yet. From what we heard from 3MB, there's a lot of respect to be had for Scootaloo. But next week, all that respect goes out the window, as they both vie for a shot in the semi-finals of this tournament!

-We go to commercial with Scootaloo and Adagio still staring at each other, both saying all that needs to be said with their eyes-

*I'll tell you everything I know, every little thing I know* -the crowd unloads upon the arena with cheers-

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, pleaaase welcoooooooome...the CRAAAAAATERRRRR…..CHIIIIIICK CHAMPIOOOOOON...DIIIIIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOND...TIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAARAAAAAAA!

Garble: We have been waiting for this since Uprising, and I'm sure Diamond Tiara has too. She's going to fill us in on what's been going on in her mind, ever since her former best friends, Turf and Silver Spoon attacked her so BRUTALLY and VICIOUSLY at Uprising!

Ahuizotl: Things could get ugly here, folks, so settle in if you're into that kind of thing...if not, please leave the room immediately, because I have a feeling that our Crater Chick champion is going to pull NO punches as she takes the microphone.

Garble: Can you imagine what this young lady's been going through? From winning the Crater Chick championship, to having your friendship absolutely DEMOLISHED, all within a minute's notice…

Ahuizotl: Not to mention all of the trash talking Turf and Silver Spoon did towards Diamond in my sit-down interview with them last week. There was nothing but venom in their words. They were completely and utterly HEARTLESS in their verbal attack on this woman, a woman who they once called their BEST FRIEND, a woman who made them who they are today.

Garble: That is true, but what Diamond made them into has come back to haunt her. I feel so bad for her, but I can't help but agree with most of what Turf and Silver Spoon said.

Ahuizotl: Well, let's see what Diamond has to say about all of this.

-Diamond enters the ring to much fanfare. She smiles at the fans bleakly as Madden hands her his microphone-

Crowd: DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

Diamond: Guys, you're too much…-she giggles as the fans cheer- Ever since Uprising, none of you were worried about who I was going to defend my title against, or what hospital I went to to treat my injuries...no, none of that. I've been getting nothing but praise for my performance at Uprising, and worried tweets, asking if I was okay. And I hope you all know...it's meant more than you could ever know. -they cheer- Truly, from the bottom of my heart...thank you.

Crowd: THANK YOU, DIA-MOND! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, DIA-MOND! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, DIA-MOND! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Diamond: No, please! That should all be directed towards yourselves! Because these past 8 days, have been the worst time of my life...and that's NOT how it should've been. I had a terrific match, against a terrific opponent, Midnight Strike. -the fans cheer- I wound up winning the Crater Chick championship…-cheers- a title that, as Midnight said, has been mistreated since its INCEPTION. It's been plagued by injuries, defenses ending in dubious circumstances, and even one of the holders VACATING it, leaving it behind, for something better. I understand that the Eternal Women's championship is THE title here on Lunacy, and if your main goal isn't to hold it, then you shouldn't be here, but EVERY title is special! Every title is important, and they should be treated as such. I can guarantee all of you, now that I am champion, the Crater Chick championship will be given TRUE meaning. I will defend it with honor, I will take on ALL comers! To prove this, in 2 weeks, here on Lunacy, I will have my very first title defense. -the crowd cheers- It will be the first of MANY title defenses for me, because starting on that Monday, I will begin defending the Crater Chick championship EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK! -more cheers- I will issue an open challenge, which ANYBODY may accept, and attempt to wrestle this title away from me. I know that may sound foolish to many, but I am DETERMINED to make this title mean something, and if I have to fight for it week in and week out, then I will do so. -the crowd cheers-

Garble: That's huge! It doesn't seem necessary, but props to Diamond anyway!

Diamond: Winning this championship was the proudest moment of my life, as you could all guess. But even so...I can't stand here in this ring, and proudly raise it in the air...because of what happened AFTER my match. -the crowd boos- You all have seen it...I don't have to rewatch it, because it is going to be etched into my brain for the rest of my life. I've played it over and over in my head...I'm looking at Turf, she's looking at me with a huge smile. But very quickly...that smiles goes away, and she puts her thumb down, signaling for Silver Spoon to drop me. I can remember falling down on Silver Spoon's back, but I do not remember the impact, or anything after that. People advised me not to watch the attack back...they said I wouldn't be able to handle it. They said I was beaten so severely that I wouldn't be able to stomach what they did to me. Well I watched it back anyway….and, they were right. I had to pause the scene midway through to run to my bathroom and throw up. NOTHING could've prepared me for what happened after my match. I can only thank my lucky stars that Scootaloo showed up when she did, otherwise...they might've NEVER stopped beating on me. I might've been seriously injured in that attack, and would've had to vacate my title. Well, here's my chance to tell my two assailants how I feel…

This might not be what you guys want to hear, but...Turf, Silver Spoon...I don't blame you guys for doing what you did. -the crowd doesn't boo, but continues to listen- I've listened to your interview last week at least a dozen times now, picking apart every little thing you said. You certainly don't sugarcoat things. Everything said DID upset me, but not in the way you'd think...I wasn't upset at you girls, but rather, myself. I am FULLY responsible for how I have behaved the past 10 years. I basically brainwashed you girls and FORCED you to dress, speak, and act how I wanted you to, all because I couldn't insult an entire school alone. I needed apprentices, and I picked you girls. Everything Turf and Silver Spoon said in that interview is true. It's all true and yes, I regret all of it. I regret ever thinking I needed to be so cruel, so callous, just to impress my mother, and make her proud of me. I will never be able to live with myself for what I did to you girls, and to all the people that we hurt. All I can do is wake up every day and be the best person I can be, which I've been trying my best to do ever since the night after Frontline. Like you girls said, the night after Frontline was when everything changed. If you're wondering, no...I DON'T regret THAT night. I could no longer look at myself in the mirror anymore...a change was...what needed to be done. Could I have done it differently? Of course! I should've told you girls, asked your opinions, try to smooth things over BEFORE going out there, leaving you girls in the dark...but I just...I was so excited! To hear the reaction of the fans, to see the reaction on Scootaloo's face, that it completely slipped my mind on what YOUR reactions would be. Yes, that was very wrong of me, and I wish I could take back too, but I can't. You girls were...you were more than just my henchmen, or my sidekicks...we truly became FRIENDS over time...the best friends I could ASK for, actually, and I really mean that. You would've been the first to know about my transformation had I...not been so lost in my own thoughts. I may take back all the things I've done to you girls, but I'm sure you don't feel the same about your attack on me at Uprising. You've been bragging about it for 2 weeks now, while I've been at home, wondering why all this has happened to me...the answer is quite clear. It's karma. Karma from all those years I was a menace to everyone I saw, even those who were close to me. I didn't deserve you girls as friends. I don't even deserve the friends I have NOW, at least not yet in my eyes. But I'm trying...I'm trying so hard, and even though I don't deserve you, I'd still like to...TRY to make things right between us. PLEASE...just...just let me TRY. Please, girls...pleading is all I can do anymore...just PLEASE come out here and let's try this over...PLEASE…

*Turf and Silver Spoon's theme song plays, which begins a nuclear reaction of boos in the Asylum*

Ahuizotl: I am praying that this works out for Diamond…

Turf: HEY HEY! SHUT UP, ALL YOU DICKS AND DICKETTES!

Silver Spoon: This isn't about YOUR friendship, so check yourselves all at the door! -more boos-

Diamond: It's nice to hear your...uhhh…

Turf: LOVELY voices?

Diamond: Umm...yes, we'll...we'll go with that.

-Turf and Silver Spoon share a look-

Turf: Well uh...your speech was really sappy, and long, quite boring...you had tears pouring out of your eyes nearly the whole time...but that's exactly what we expected. Now, if we gave a damn about what you had to say, maybe we'd be touched, maybe we'd feel bad, maybe we'd come out here with rekindling our friendship in mind.

Silver Spoon: But all we could do while you were talking is yawn and roll our eyes, so we're NOT out here to do that! -boos-

Diamond: Girls, PLEASE! If that's not the reason why you're out here, then it must be to beat me up some more…

Turf: Ding ding ding! Look at you! No wonder you're the champ!

Diamond: Well, alright then….I deserve another beating anyway. But after you knock me unconscious, could you PLEASE carry me backstage and allow us to discuss this when I wake up?

Turf: You wouldn't want US to carry you. We would drop you on purpose a couple dozen times on the way back.

Diamond: I deserve that too….girls, I would give up MY TITLE to have you back as friends!

Turf: Oh my fucking...THERE YOU GO NOW, being a HYPOCRITE!

Diamond: What? HOW?

Turf: You talk about how you want that title for be treated better, yet you would give it up just to be friends with us again?!

Diamond: I...I see your point, and the answer is YES, I would!

Turf: Well how about you hand it over to us, then?

Diamond: You...you could answer my challenge in two weeks if you want to fight for it.

Turf: We just might. Hmmm...but I thought you didn't WANT to fight?

Diamond: I don't...but a little friendly competition wouldn't hurt, would it?

Turf: Nah, it wouldn't, but for the competition to be FRIENDLY, we'd have to be, oh, I dunno...FRIENDS?

Diamond: Well how about we….BECOME friends before the match?

Turf: Some things just CANNOT be forgiven, sweetie. But I DO hope you forgive us for what we're about to do to y-

Silver: STOP IT, TURF!

Turf: HUH? The fuck's your problem?!

Silver: Diamond, don't listen to a word she's saying! We've always known that she's the most stubborn of us! I know how she TRULY feels! She misses you too, and she WANTS to make it work, she just doesn't want to seem like a softy…

Turf: FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Silver: Here, Turf...making up with Diamond is THIS easy…-Silver looks at Diamond and begins walking towards her, holding her arms out. Diamond gasps and holds her own arms out with the biggest smile on her face-

Garble: This is really gonna happen, 'Zotl!

-Diamond's smile drops as before Silver Spoon can hug her, she blasts her in the forehead with her microphone, the fans erupting in cheers-

Garble: OH DAMN! NEVERMIND!

-Turf looks on in shock as Silver falls to the mat, holding her head-

Ahuizotl: Good for you, Diamond! I'm not sure just how sincere that was going to be anyway!

Turf: You fucking bi-she runs at Diamond, but a quick reaction by Diamond allows her to knock Turf with the microphone as well-

Garble: But what if it WAS sincere? Diamond just ruined her chances!

Ahuizotl: I highly doubt that! You can't trust these two after what they did!

-The crowd chants "DIA-MOND" as Silver Spoon gets up, turning around into a Diamond Cutter!-

Garble: First the mic, and now the Diamond Cutter by Diamond Tiara!

Ahuizotl: And Turf is going to get the same!

-Diamond stalks Turf with crazy eyes, and when she turns around, grabs her neck. But Turf is having none of it, as she pushes Diamond aways and scurries away under the bottom rope-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd boos- And Turf gets away, but at least Diamond got Silver Spoon!

Garble: And she got in that shot with the microphone! Turf is gonna be woozy for a while after that!

Turf: FUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T FALL FOR THAT!

Garble: I guess you were right, 'Zotl...that was all going to be a big setup. Silver Spoon was probably going to suckerpunch Diamond just before hugging her.

Ahuizotl: It's a good thing it didn't go down like that, then. This is a MUCH more enjoyable outcome for me, personally.

-The crowd begins cheering again as Turf's poofy hair is grabbed from behind, Scootaloo rushing her into the ring and throwing her back in under the bottom rope-

Garble: Oh whoa! It's Scootaloo!

Ahuizotl: She hasn't gotten enough action tonight, it seems!

Garble: She came to Diamond's aid at Uprising, and now she's going to help her BRING THE PAIN!

-The crowd chants "SCOO-TA-LOO" until Diamond gives Turf a Diamond Cutter of her own, which they then cheer after-

Garble: And one for Turf!

-Scootaloo enters the ring, grinning and high fiving Diamond as she picks up the microphone again-

Diamond: Just so you both know...I wasn't lying just now. Everything I said was true. I DO miss you girls as friends, and I wish I wouldn't have gone about things the way I did. But there's no WAY I'm going to let you beat up on me whenever you want like some LOSER. The fact is, I've made my mistakes, but you two made the BIGGEST mistake of your lives when you betrayed me at Uprising, and very VEEEEEERRRRRY soon...you will live to REGRET that choice! -cheers- You threw EVERYTHING we had away, all because you couldn't handle the fact that I wanted to change who I was. I am PROUD of who I am! -cheers- The ONLY thing I lied about, was when I said that I didn't deserve you as friend. No...the way I see it...YOU didn't deserve ME as your friend for all those years! -major cheers- I'm sorry for taking you girls under my wing. I'm sorry for turning you into the MONSTERS that you are today. I can't take it back, but if you aren't willing to change for the better like ME, the most NASTY out of all three of us, the one who everyone said would ALWAYS be a conniving, sniveling little brat, than you leave me no choice...I created you girls, and TRUST ME...I will DESTROY YOU. -more cheers- And that process starts NOW. -Diamond lays down the microphone and removes her title from her waist. She sizes up Silver Spoon and BASHES the belt across her face when she gets up-

Ahuizotl: OH! And the abuse is not over just yet! WHAT A SHOT!

Garble: And of course, it wouldn't be nice to leave Turf out!

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Garble: This crowd LOVES it, but I'm sure Diamond loves it just a LITTLE bit more!

-Turf doesn't escape this time as she is CRACKED in the skull with the Crater Chick championship! The crowd screams in excitement as Diamond calmly picks up the microphone once more-

Diamond: NOW….NOW I have no problem holding this up in the air, for I am finally PROUD! -Diamond raises her title high in the air as the crowd cheers loudly. Diamond smiles as she hugs Scootaloo, her theme music playing-

Garble: No more moping around for Diamond! Rather than be down in the dumps around the fact that she has lost her friends, she has quickly accepted it, and will have NO MORE of this crap!

Ahuizotl: The Crater Chick champion is standing tall at last! It's a wonderful sight to see.

Garble: And your pray worked out, 'Zotl! This DID work out for Diamond! She faked enough weakness to lure Turf and Silver Spoon into the ring, and then BAM! She struck when they least expected!

-Diamond and Scootaloo leave the ring as Turf and Silver Spoon haven't moved an inch-

Ahuizotl: Diamond will defend her championship in just two weeks! Are either Turf or Silver Spoon going to accept the challenge, or after tonight, have they had their fill of Diamond Tiara for the time being?

Garble: Whoever the challenger is, that announcement just made our first ever SUPER Lunacy show THAT much better!

-We head to commercial with Scootaloo and Diamond showing love to the fans as they continue to trot up the rampway-

-We return to the show with Thunderlane's theme music hitting and quite a few people booing-

Madden: The following conteeest, is scheduled for ONE FAAAALL! Introducing first! Accompaniiied, byyyy CLOUDCHASEEEERRRR! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 218 POOOOUNDS...THUNDEEEEERRRRLAAAAAAAANEEEE!

Garble: My oh my, is THIS the most interesting match of the night or not?

Ahuizotl: I would say it is, especially considering that in Thunderlane's corner is his...girlfriend? Cloudchaser, a former friend of Rumble. I can only IMAGINE what his reaction is going to be once he finds this out.

Garble: Well, if he would watch the show rather than take selfies all night, he would've already seen what we saw, and that would've gave him time to prepare for this sudden intrusion of his match.

Ahuizotl: Well, you've got to admit, seeing his immediate reaction makes this even more enjoyable, right?

Garble: When you put it that way...this is gonna be SOOOO good!

Crowd: -as Thunderlane walks to the ring, hand-in-hand with Cloudchaser- THUNDER-LAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THUNDER-LAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THUNDER-LAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* -Cloudchaser giggles at the reaction of the crowd-

Cloudchaser: They don't like you very much, do they?

Thunderlane: Pft, whatever...it's just because I'm dating the cutest girl around.

Cloudchaser: Aww! Stooop, yoooou!

Garble: I would say most of these fans are jealous, and I don't blame them...Cloudchaser is SMOKIN'!

Ahuizotl: But are you jealous of his...appearance?

Garble: Oh GOD no...don't make me laugh! How did a dude who looks like THAT get a girl that looks like HER. HOW?!

Ahuizotl: Maybe women enjoy a look like his.

Garble: Cloudchaser is still beautiful, but my opinion of her INTELLIGENCE wise has changed...she must not be TOO bright if she's into guys who look like THAT!

-Thunderlane kisses Cloudchaser's hand before entering the ring. He poses on the top turnbuckle as the crowd showers him with cheers-

Ahuizotl: I wonder what Giz and Flitter think about this...if Thunderlane wins, he'll have to fight the boyfriend of his girlfriend's sister!

Garble: That's a REALLY weird position to be in, now that I think about it...what will that do to the friendship Giz has with Cloudchaser? And even MORE importantly, the relationship Flitter has with her sister?!

Ahuizotl: Before we find that out, we must see if Thunderlane is good enough to make it to The Royal Rumble. He's challenged for titles before, so he is CERTAINLY capable of fighting on ANOTHER big stage for ANOTHER championship!

*Is it my eyes, when you look at me?* -many more cheers are heard than what Thunderlane got-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Making his SEASONAL RESIDENCE, in CAMPOOOO..GRAAAANDEEEEE, BRAZIIIIIIL! Weighing in at 201 POOOOOOUNDS...RrrrrrrrrUUUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEE!

-Rumble looks ahead at the ring with his duckface before he puts his selfie stick in his face, but he does a doubletake before snapping a photo. He squints down at the ring again and begins huffing and puffing as he notices Cloudchaser is down there-

Garble: Uh oh...I think he sees her.

-Rumble begins taking selfies aggressively, yelling after each one as he realize he looks too constipated in each one. He sets his selfie stick down, giving up, and begins fast-walking to the ring-

Ahuizotl: Rumble is certainly an….unusual individual...but that's why many people in the Asylum have grown to love him.

Garble: He actually looks quite attractive, while Thunderlane is uhhh….an ass.

Ahuizotl: This will be Rumble's first time in action since losing his Carnage championship to Giz Hero at Uprising, and I think it's safe to say...he isn't going to be able to concentrate very well tonight.

Garble: Well he'd better get over Cloudchaser's appearance QUICKLY if he wants to be able to make sure he has a greater chance to regain his title at The Royal Rumble, because if Thunderlane wins, he'll have to worry about THREE other men trying to win that title over him.

Rumble: -glaring at his brother- Hey! What is SHE doing out here?!

Thunderlane: Since we don't have to worry about you breathing down our neck anymore, we decide to get our relationship going again!

Rumble: No no no! You can't DO that!

Thunderlane: Why do you care?! Neither of us meant a DAMN to you anyway!

Rumble: Fine! You both were MEANT for each other anyway! You're both STUPID.

Thunderlane: Oh GOOD one…

Rumble: I know it was! You can have her! I'll have the Carnage championship to call my OWN soon enough as it is! SHE understands me, SHE listens to me, and she would NEVER leave me. You'll both get BORED of each other soon!

Thunderlane: When you love someone like we love each other, you don't even have to WORRY about getting BORED of them! And you're not walking out of The Royal Rumble if I have anything to say about it!

Garble: These two brothers, two former champions, two AMAZING athletes, are going one on one RIGHT NOW!

Match 5: Thunderlane w/ Cloudchaser vs Rumble

-6 minutes later-

-Thunderlane is groggy on the apron as Rumble springboards off of the ropes next to his brother. He looks to hit a flying dropkick, but Thunderlane grabs Rumble's legs and causes him to fall to the mat. He then leaps over the top rope, pulling Rumble's legs down as the crowd gazes in awe-

Garble: WHAT AN AMAZING PINNING COMBINATION!

*1…..2….-Rumble gets the shoulder out as Thunderlane pats himself on the back for that one-

Ahuizotl: You may not like the way he looks, but you cannot deny that Thunderlane is one of the greatest athletes in all of the EWF!

Garble: Absolutely! No arguments here.

-7 minutes later-

-Hardly tired because he has incredible conditioning, Thunderlane springboards off of the top rope, as the crowd is so into this match. Thunderlane does a frontflip in mid-air, but what he doesn't expect is for his brother to quickly rise to his feet and catch him, dropping him into the mat with a Reverse STO!-

Ahuizotl: OH DAMN! RUMBLE CATCHES THUNDERLANE WITH A FLATLINER!

Garble: THE IMPACT! THE VELOCITY! THAT'S why Rumble was the first Carnage champion!

-The crowd chants "HO-LY SHIT" as Rumble makes a cover, getting just 2 and a half before he begins banging his fists on the mat, but he then realizes to stop because any damage to his fists results in him losing his hand modeling contract-

-6 more minutes later-

-Thunderlane attempts the Rolling Thunder, but misses as Rumble moves out of the way. Thunderlane soon gets to his feet as Rumble attempts his Beauty Shot kick, but Thunderlane lunges at the referee's pants and pulls him away from the action-

Ahuizotl: Thunderlane better hope he doesn't get DQ'd for putting his hands on the referee! But any way to avoid that Beauty Shot is a good thing…

-As Rumble tries to get up after the failed Beauty Shot, Cloudchaser brings her hand forward from under the bottom rope and swipes Rumble's leg-

Garble: So much for learning something from Giz...I know she hates Rumble, but I didn't think she'd do THAT!

Ahuizotl: After all Rumble did to her and her sister, I'm sure it feels good whenever she gets to stick it to him!

-The crowd boos the action as Cloudchaser isn't sure of if she did the right thing or not. Rumble then quickly gets up, and WOULD begin yelling at Cloudchaser, but he doesn't get the chance, as Thunderlane is there to give him a wicked Superkick right to the jaw!-

Ahuizotl: OH! Cloudchaser looks conflicted, but Thunderlane didn't have to consult his conscience before delivering that kick!

Garble: It's the Supermodel kick, except Thunderlane ISN'T a supermodel, so it's just a regular Superkick!

-Thunderlane falls into the cover as he blows a kiss to his girlfriend for a job well done-

*1…..2…..3!* -there are many boos as the bell wins-

Ahuizotl: Thunderlane wins! Thunderlane is moving on to The Royal Rumble!

Garble: I don't know about this man….

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEERRRR...THUUUUUUNDEEEERRRLAAAAANEEEE!

Ahuizotl: This crowd isn't happy about the outcome, as it sure was a controversial one. -Cloudchaser slowly gets into the ring, being picked up in the air by her victorious boyfriend and being given a loving smooch- Rumble was going to hit his finisher on his brother, but Thunderlane got away with tugging the referee away from the match as Rumble's attempt missed. This gave Cloudchaser enough time to trip Rumble up, and then Thunderlane noticed this was the best chance he could've gotten to hit his brother with the superkick, and get the 3 count.

Garble: That's all well and good, and I know the history between Rumble and Cloudchaser, but she already cost him the Carnage championship at Uprising...why do you need to to do THIS now?

Ahuizotl: If Rumble's opponent wasn't the man she was dating, she likely wouldn't have done that. She wouldn't have even been at ringside AT ALL. She just wanted to insure that he would get the chance to compete for the Carnage championship, which he WILL now, in less than 3 weeks at The Royal Rumble!

Garble: Well, all the more reason to hate Thunderlane I guess. He's got a gorgeous girlfriend who is willing to do ANYTHING for him, and now, he's got the chance to become the first man to hold both the World Brawler's AND the Carnage championship. That would be a hell of a feather in his cap!

-Cloudchaser raises one of her boyfriend's hands, as she looks down at Rumble with a little bit of grief in her eyes as her boyfriend looks the other way, a huge smirk on his face-

Ahuizotl: You can see it in her eyes...she is contemplating if what she did was wrong. I'm with you. It obviously was, and most of these fans think so, as well, but in the heat of the moment, you sometimes do things that you may regret later.

Garble: True, true. Right now, her boyfriend is over the moon, and that might make her anguish vanish. If Thunderlane winds up winning the championship, perhaps Cloudchaser will start to believe what she did was all for a good cause. As for right now, though, I am against it, but hey...what can you do?

-We head to another commercial with the crowd booing as Thunderlane pulls his girlfriend into another tender kiss-

Ahuizotl: At least they're not as revolting as some OTHER couples on this show…

-We return from commercial with Bill Nyeker's theme song playing. He is standing in the ring disgruntledly with his students standing behind him to his sides. He looks around at the audience, criticizing them with her piercing sharp eyes-

Ahuizotl: Well folks, here we are on Monday Night Lunacy, and I was hoping we'd NEVER come back from break, because look who's in the ring…

Garble: -he sighs heavily- Let's just get this the hell over with…

Nyeker: CLASS...IS IN SESSION! -heavy boos- Pencils down, cell phones and Chromebooks OFF-EYES. ON. ME. -more boos- It is with great nauseation and abhorrence, that I stand before you all today. For the past few months, that being 60 calendar days or more, my students; Xavier Kendrick, and Dwight Dawson, have been put to task with two separate assignments, in order to justify my drafting of them into my classroom. So far, they have exceeded even MY expectations, which were already relatively high. Hooligans, like NION Lights, delinquents, like Overdrive and Vultarian have felt the wrath of my students, who I have deemed my Teacher's Pets! But together, with Xavier Kendrick's flawless agility, Dwight Dawson's impeccable strength, and MY inferior intellect, we have since been christened...The Substitutes...of SALVATION! We are on a pursuit to PURGE the EWF of all those who rebel against authority. That is our mission, and we are thinning out the weakest assortment of "talent" first hand, before we may spread our message across a wider platform. Before I get to the core of why we are out here, I would like to enunciate my sincerest congratulations to the very first man who desecrated upon my teachings...Damien Sandow. -there are quite a few cheers- Over the past few weeks, Mr. Sandow has begun to display a more refined and polished demeanor. He attributes this to the fine men and women that make up Canterlot Class, but I would like to think that while he was my nemesis, despite his persistence, he picked up my ingenious lessons. In an unintentional way, I took him under my wing, and taught him everything he needed to take the next step towards enlightenment. As a teacher, that is my number 1 goal, so THANK YOU, Mr. Sandow! And I'm sure you are far too busy being esteemed to thank me, so I will take a page out of YOUR book, and utter…"you're welcome."

Now, let me get to the heart of my loquacity….after accomplishing the demise of two groups of heathens, my students are being given remuneration for all their excruciating work. It most certainly isn't having the chance to compete in the tantalizing King of the Ring tournament, but it is most definitely worthy of students of their stature. This forthcoming Friday on Sublime, Xavier Kendrick, and Dwight Dawson, will compete against two teams that are predestined to fall like the others. One representing Lunacy, and the other representing Sublime. The latter, is up to Ms. Celestia, and I'm being told the team that is to represent Lunacy, is going to be introduced by Mr. Rich right...about...now. -Nyeker and his students turn towards the ramp-

*No chance in hell…..* -the crowd cheers-

Garble: And here comes the chairman of the EWF once more to inform us of who is going to round up this matchup for our brand!

Mr. Rich: Thank you Mr. Nyeker for, directing your attention towards me...I was about to interrupt you-GOD you talk so much! -the crowd cheers as Bill did not seem to take kindly to that comment- But uh, yes yes. This match you forgot to mention, WILL determine the number 1 contenders to Rack Attack's Combo of Carnage championships! -more cheers-

Nyeker: That is indeed correct! With all due respect to you, sir, no matter WHAT team you choose, my students will surmount over them and validate their dominance even more so!

Mr. Rich: Hmm...well with all due respect to YOU, Mr. Nyeker...you keep blabbing on and on about how SUPERIOR your students are...they've only won TWO matches, Bill...even if they DO win the Combo of Carnage titles, that doesn't mean anyone has to listen to a damn word that you say! -more cheers-

Garble: Set him straight, boss!

Mr. Rich: And even with as GREAT as you say they are, they're is STILL ONE blemish on their record...one of those…"hooligans" you called them? Vultarian, he BEAT Xavier Kendrick two weeks ago on Lunacy! -cheers-

Nyeker: They were not a team that night, sir! They are competing for the Combo of Carnage championSHIPS. Ships, with an s!

Mr. Rich: Oh, so you're saying that singles matches don't matter?

Nyeker: I-I-I uhh...n-no?

Mr. Rich: Huh...I'll be. Well, they do to ME, and that makes enough sense to me to involve, in this triple threat tag team match this Friday...Overdrive, and Vultarian! -the crowd cheers loudly as Kendrick and Dawson look agitated by the announcement. Nyeker can only close his eyes in frustration-

Ahuizotl: There we have it! That's a match I'm looking forward to!

*All my life I've been searching for something…*

-Overdrive and Vultarian appear on the stage, shaking Mr. Rich's hand-

Nyeker: Why?! My boys have DEFEATED you two! You couldn't even get past the first round of the King of the Ring tournament!

Overdrive: Both of those statements are true, but my pal Vultarian HAS beaten your boy, Kendrick, and we know that with another try, we BOTH can beat THEM both, and whoever Celestia has in store for us!

Nyeker: Blasted! Well, no matter...I figured you simpletons would've learned your lesson the first time, but I suppose my students are going to have to subjugate you to another loss! Perhaps THEN you will realize that you are no match for the Substitutes of Salvation!

Vultarian: Fat chance! Speaking of chances, Mr. Rich gave us another chance to do what we love when Luna fired us. And now, he's giving us the chance to compete for the Combo of Carnage championships, so if you think we're going to let his approval go to waste, then you AND your students are a lot dumber than you say you are.

Overdrive: Get ready for Sublime, Nyeker. No matter how much useless junk you pile into their brains won't help them, because you can't prepare for the Cyborg of Steel City, and his Bodacious Bird of War! -the crowd cheers as Overdrive and Vultarian's music plays-

Garble: If there was ever a time for Bill Nyeker's teaching to come in handy, it would be this Friday, because Overdrive and Vultarian may have been beaten before, but they look revved up and ready to challenge for the Combo of Carnage titles already!

Ahuizotl: And let's not forget the wildcard team, who neither of these two tandems will even KNOW about until this Friday! How can you prepare for a that you aren't even aware of the identity of?

Garble: It's simple, you don't. But these four have battled before, so they at least have that to work off of. All that bragging may come back to bite Mr. Nyeker in his ass. What if his students fail? How would he react?

Ahuizotl: It's certainly putting a lot of pressure on Kendrick and Dawson. They so far have met all of Nyeker's requirements, but they've never been in a situation like this, where if they fail, all of the blame will fall upon their instructor's shoulders. Has Bill Nyeker thoroughly prepared his students for this oh so crucial point in their careers? We will find out in just 4 days, at Sublime!

-The scene ends with Nyeker already strategizing with his students, as we cut backstage to Rumble's locker room. He is pacing around the room, clearly upset with how his match went down-

Rumble: Everyone of my opponents has somebody! Bulk has that loudmouth Suri...Giz has Flitter, and now my BROTHER even has his old girlfriend around his disproportioned side! Ugh! And I...I have nobody…-he frowns- What happened tonight was just….just UGLY. I need someone by MY side, to ensure that doesn't happen AGAIN! But...whooo? Aha! -he suddenly grins as he pulls out his cell phone- I'm going to make a call to an old friend...nobody is going to screw ME out of the Carnage championship...-the scene fades out with Rumble chuckling, as we head back to the arena-

Ahuizotl: Seems like Rumble is calling up some much-needed backup. It'll be interesting to see who else could possibly be FRIENDS with that egomaniac!

Garble: That remains to be seen. It'll also be interesting to see which team comes out victorious in our MAIN EVENT, which begins RIGHT NOW.

*Everybody's starry eyed….and everybody glows...OH!* -the crowd begins cheering insanely as the first participant for the main event makes her way out to the ring-

Madden: The following SIX WOMEEEN TAG TEAM conteeest, is scheduled for ONE FAAAALL! Introducing first...from LONEYVIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 127 POOOUNDS...RAAAAAAAAARITYYYYYYYY!

Ahuizotl: Rarity is coming off of the biggest win of her career two weeks ago on Lunacy, when she defeated the Eternal Women's champion, Sunset Shimmer.

Garble: And Rarity's been riding that wave of momentum ever since. Rarity realizes that if you can beat the champion, you can beat ANYONE, and tonight, her and her partners are looking to dethrone THE team to beat.

Ahuizotl: Let's find out if Rarity's momentum can disperse even further tonight.

-Rarity stops at the bottom of the ramp, turning around and putting a hand on her hip as she awaits her partners-

*A hundred thousand stories, have filled my head…* -the cheers don't stop at this woman-

Madden: Aaaaand her partners...first! From LONEYVIIIIILE! Weighing in at 122 POOOUNDS...TWIIIIILIIIIIIIGHT..SPAAAAAARKLLLLLLLEEEEE!

Garble: Twilight, however, HASN'T had the best momentum in recent weeks. She was unable to capture the Eternal Women's championship at Uprising, albeit because of the betrayal of Cadance, and she also LOST to Cadance last week in a first round Queen of the Scene tournament match.

Ahuizotl: But in that match as well, Twilight was softened up with a lead pipe before the bell even rang. I wonder what the outcome to BOTH of those matches would've been had no tricks been pulled.

Garble: -As Twilight slaps hands with the fans- All I know is, Twilight needs a big win here tonight if she wants to go into The Royal Rumble with confidence. If she and her team loses, Mr. Rich is going to be OUSTED from Monday Night Lunacy, and then this WHOLE show will go to complete shit…

Ahuizotl: Twilight is more than up for the challenge. We're not sure if she's 100 percent, but she's here tonight and she's prepared for the fight of her life, along with the other woman so far that will make up Mr. Rich's team…

-Rarity hugs Twilight as she makes her way down to the ramp, the sound of glass breaking sending even MORE cheers upon the Asylum-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR PARTNER! Froooom LONEYVIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 135 POOOUNDS...BEEEEEERRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY..PUUUUUUNCH!

Garble: And Berry Punch rounds out this marvelous team with enough momentum to break through a brick wall! By virtue of pinning Sunset Shimmer last week, she will have the honor of facing her again, where THIS time, the Eternal Women's championship will be ON THE LINE.

Ahuizotl: This is all quite the turnaround from where Berry Punch was just a few weeks ago….she had NO match at Uprising, and NO momentum, but here we are just a few short weeks later, and she's got a VICTORY over the Eternal Women's champion, a title match coming her way, and the opportunity to exile Luna once and for all from Lunacy!

Garble: There's a lot on her plate, which also includes defeating the team who beat her and her friend Maud last month, which ironically, is who they are facing tonight. The only difference is, she's facing all three members, and she has totally different partners this time.

-Berry, Twilight, and Rarity enter the ring and play to the crowd as Berry paces around the ring-

Garble: If matches were decided on the sheer number of appreciation, these 3 ladies would already be the winners!

Ahuizotl: Rarity and Twilight are great friends, while Berry is kind of the odd one out. But she doesn't have a problem with either of these two, so their team should work out fine.

Garble: Oh, it BETTER work out if they hope to have any chance against their opponents. 3 great individuals usually do NOT beat a great TEAM. Remember that, 'Zotl.

*SIERRA, WHISKEY, OSCAR, ROMEO, DELTA...SWORD* -there are a mixture of cheers and boos as the Social Injustice Warriors make their way down the aisle-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Coming down the aisleee...at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 395 POOOOUNDS...Beth Drolliiiins...Roooosely Reigns...and Diaaaaane Ditzbroseeee...THEEEEEEE SWOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRD!

Ahuizotl: It is a spectacular scene...The Hounds of Justice, making their way through a SEA of EWF fans; Ditzbrose, Drollins, and Reigns...have yet to be defeated, since arriving on the scene here in the EWF.

Garble: Not just that, but every match they've been involved in have been absolute WARS, and they are considered CLASSICS already in this company!

Ahuizotl: They've defeated the likes of Diamond Tiara, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy on two occasions, Scootaloo, Turf, Silver Spoon, Maud, Twilight Sparkle even. And to add to your earlier point, yes, they've defeated Berry Punch before. And to add to your OTHER point just now, all of those matches were INCREDIBLE, and this one should be NO different!

Garble: I was impressed with the show of solidarity of Rarity, Twilight, and Berry as they headed to the ring tonight.

Ahuizotl: And that's exactly with they need in there, the key word: SOLIDARITY. As you said, they cannot compete as individuals tonight, they need to battle as a TEAM, a well-oiled one at that if they want to defeat The Sword.

Garble: Twilight and Berry, they haven't been able to stop The Sword...Rarity has been attacked by them on countless different instances, but all three of these women HAVE fought back. They have sent The Sword retreating away. There IS hope standing in that ring tonight, they don't need to BELIEVE in The Sword, they just need to BELIEVE in each other!

-Reigns steps over the barricade as Drollins somersaults over the other barricade, Ditzbrose soon climbing over as well. The three members of The Sword begin to stalk the ring-

Garble: And here it is...the calm before the storm. The mindgames that The Sword enjoys to play so much. They know that there are intruders in their yard.

Ahuizotl: But Rarity and Twilight and Berry, they won't back down, and even The Sword themselves know that. They are going to have to force the three out of their "yard" if you want to call it that, to remain dominant.

Garble: Easier said than freakin' done. This will be a HELL of a main event! Strap yourselves in, folks!

Main Event: The Sword vs Rarity, Berry Punch, and Twilight Sparkle

-The match starts off with Berry Punch and Reigns in the ring-

Garble: This is how I was HOPING this match would start off! Rosely Reigns...and Berry Punch! Two rugged, tough individuals, about to square off!

-Reigns and Berry lockup, a struggle ensuing between the two over who is going to gain control first in the match. After a bit, Reigns shoves Berry into a corner nearby. She has her hand in Berry's face as she strikes her ribs with a thunderous right hand-

Ahuizotl: Reigns and Berry, the bruisers of their teams, the hard-hitters! And Berry may have a bruise after that right hand…

-Reigns lands some more shots on Berry's ribs, and then tries for one on the head, but Berry catches her hand and begins firing back with her own shots to the skull-

Garble: These two are slugging it out! Just when you thought Reigns had the upperhand, Marble Cold fires right back!

-Berry and Reigns move to the middle of the ring, where Reigns is being hit with knees from Berry, but Reigns will not stay silent as she continues to send her fist into Berry's chest-

Crowd: LET'S GO BER-RY! ROSE-LY REIGNS! LET'S GO BER-RY! ROSE-LY REIGNS! LET'S GO BER-RY! ROSE-LY REIGNS!

Ahuizotl: It seems this capacity crowd is split so far.

Garble: I'm telling ya, The Sword is making more and more people BELIEVE in them and their cause week after week!

-Berry sends Reigns into another corner and immediately begins to stomp at her gut. Sooner or later, the pain causes Reigns to fall on her ass, but the stomps don't stop there, the crowd cheering as Berry viciously and without pause sends her bott into the face of Reigns again and again-

Garble: She's stomping a sandcastle, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: BERRY PUNCH IS A MADWOMAN HERE! SHE WON'T LET UP!

-Suddenly, Beth Drollins runs over across the apron from her corner-

Drollins: HEY HEY! This isn't the BEACH! I'm gonna stomp all over your damn sandcastl-Berry solves that problem by knocking Drollins down to the floor with a right hand-

Garble: Haha! You're damn right this isn't the beach, Beth. It's the EWF, and you're swimming with sharks!

-Berry turns around, Reigns unfortunately waiting for her as she throws her into the air and catches her with a Samoan Drop!-

Ahuizotl: OH THE HEIGHT! And like a shark, Rosely Reigns smells blood in the water, and she just took a chomp out of Berry Punch!

Garble: It's the numbers game we talk about, 'Zotl! That's what makes The Sword so damn effective! They know where their opponents, the referee, and themselves are at ALL times! You can't beat that!

-Reigns grabs Berry's hair and yanks her over to her team's corner, where she puts out her hand so Drollins can tag it. She does, and then she jumps over the top rope to get into the ring-

Ahuizotl: And we go from the powerhouse Reigns to the very QUICK and NIMBLE Beth Drollins. Such distinct styles between all three members of The Sword, as Ditzbrose is also known for her unorthodox approach to the squared circle.

Garble: And that is so important, as it makes it extremely difficult for their opponents to scout and prepare for THREE different styles!

-8 minutes later-

-Rarity has Drollins up for the Sequin Special-

Garble: Rarity could win this for her team RIGHT HERE!

-However, Drollins is close enough to his team that Ditzbrose can slap her shoulder-

Ahuizotl: Damn! Ditzbrose makes the tag!

-Rarity, with her sixth sense drops Drollins and flings Ditzbrose into the ring-

Garble: Rarity somehow heard the tag being made!

-Rarity lifts Ditzbrose up over her shoulders and rolls forward with her, sending her into the mat with a Rolling Fireman's Carry slam-

Ahuizotl: Rarity, not known for her power, but you've got to switch things up if you want to defeat a trio like The Sword!

-Drollins tries to attack Rarity, but she too is lifted into the air. Rarity then walks in front of Ditzbrose's prone body and does the same Rolling Fireman's Carry slam to Drollins!-

Garble: Drollins driven RIGHT into the body of Diane Ditzbrose!

-Rarity makes a cover, but Ditzbrose kicks out at 2-

-6 minutes later-

-Twilight goes up to the top turnbuckle-

Garble: Twilight is feeling no ill effects at all the damage her head sustained last week so far, which is great news for her and her team! She's running on all cylinders!

-The referee is checking on Drollins, who had previously interjected herself into the match, but was taken care of by Berry Punch. That gives Reigns the opportunity to sneak over and grab Twilight's hand as she is perched on the top turnbuckle, yanking her off of it. Unfortunately, tragedy strikes as Twilight's head goes crashing into the ring apron before she sinks down to the floor, Reigns also falling safely down with her-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd OHHHHs at the impact of Twilight's head- OH NO! Twilight….we...we may have spoke too soon…

Garble: How could you NOT be hurt after an impact like that? We've said it TIME and TIME again, folks, the ring apron is the HARDEST part of the ring...there's no give! Rosely Reigns may have just taken Twilight out of this match PERMANENTLY, or worse…

Crowd: TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT!

Ahuizotl: This crowd is willing her on, but, I don't think there's even a CHANCE of her getting up…

-Ditzbrose notices this is her chance, as she slides out of the ring and begins helping Reigns pummel on Twilight-

Ahuizotl: And The Sword, like a swarm of hornets! They either don't realize the extent of the injury Twilight may have, or they just don't care!

Garble: Well they SHOULDN'T care! Twilight's their OPPONENT. It was an awful spill, but do you REALLY expect for them to go EASY on her?

Ahuizotl: No I did not, but somebody needs to get her help!

-Luckily, Berry Punch runs over and clobbers Reigns in the back of the neck, sending her to the floor. She then strikes Ditzbrose off of Twilight and begins punching her-

Garble: It's a good thing Berry was there to come to the aid of Twilight...who KNOWS how hurt she is-OH FUCK!

-Beth Drollins dives from the middle rope, knocking Berry down to the floor while at the same time, her head CRASHES into the barricade in front of her, as the crowd OHHHHHHs loudly again-

Ahuizotl: BETH DROLLINS! LOOK AT THAT DAMN WHIPLASH! SHE MAY HAVE INJURED HER OWN HEAD!

Garble: Beth Drollins is INSANE! She's putting her body on the line for the good of her teammates! She may have done more to hurt herself than Berry Punch, but that's the price you pay when you take to the air...just ask Twilight.

Crowd: THAT LOOKED SICK! THAT LOOKED SICK! THAT LOOKED SICK! THAT LOOKED SICK!

Ahuizotl: This crowd realizes that these 6 athletes are putting their bodies on the line, all for the good of their entertainment! This match has been nothing short of amazing thus far!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: They understand, and they APPRECIATE!

Ahuizotl: You just CANNOT get away from The Sword….it's an all consuming onslaught!

-Reigns picks up Drollins as Ditzbrose throws Berry into the ring. All three members of The Sword circle around their prey before Drollins and Ditzbrose lift her up at once, feeding her to Reigns-

Garble: They're looking to finish Berry Punch off with their patented Triple-Team Powerbomb! Someone better help Berry now!

-Rarity pulls Reigns down to the mat by her feet before pulling her out of the ring-

Ahuizotl: Rarity! Rarity in the nick of time, making the save!

-Rarity then shoves Reigns into the steel steps before jumping on the apron. Ditzbrose and Drollins drop Berry Punch to the mat as Rarity leaps off the top rope, springboarding and wrapping an arm around BOTH of their necks before planting them with a DDT for each of them!-

Garble: A Double DDT to Drollins and Ditzbrose! Rarity has taken out The Sword all on her own!

Crowd: RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY!

Ahuizotl: But Twilight is the legal woman, and she's in NO condition to make a cover!

-Rarity exits the ring and goes over to Twilight along with Berry-

Rarity: Dahling! You have to get up!

Berry: Get your lazy ass up, Twilight! We've got them beat!

Rarity: Nice motivation...here, help me pick her up.

-Rarity and Berry get Twilight up to her feet-

Rarity: Twilight! Are you able to continue?

Twilight: -as she is holding her head- I...I think so…

Berry: Get in there, then! -the two let go of Twilight as she stumbles back into the ring, slowly crawling into a cover on Ditzbrose-

*1…...2….-Ditzbrose just barely manages to kick out-

Garble: Twilight's back in this, at least!

Ahuizotl: Yeah, but for how long? She's clearly woozy.

Crowd: LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-2 minutes later-

-After that cover, Twilight didn't really get much offense in. She's now fighting against Drollins, who was tagged in by Ditzbrose-

Garble: Twilight's on her last leg here...she's so out of it, she's punching at nothing but air…

-Drollins laughs at Twilight as she lays on the mat-

Drollins: COME OOOOOOON, TWILIIIIIIGHT! -she slaps her- COME OOOOOOON! -she slaps her again-

Ahuizotl: Now The Sword is just TOYING with Twilight…

-Drollins begins to pick Twilight up, but she is surprised with a sudden small package!-

Ahuizotl: TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!

*1…...2…..-Drollins kicks out by a hair, as the two immediately get up with Twilight knocking Drollins down with an Enziguri-

Ahuizotl: TWILIGHT'S GOT A SECOND WIND!

-The crowd encompasses the arena in cheers as Twilight fights back against Drollins. She misses a clothesline as Drollins duck, but it works out as she is sent to The Sword's corner and knocks Reigns AND Ditzbrose off the apron with a clothesline for each at once. She then turns around as Drollins is running towards her and moves out of the way, Drollins' chest knocking into the turnbuckles as Twilight rolls her up once again-

Garble: ANOTHER COVER!

*1….2…..-once again, Drollins kicks out-

Ahuizotl: It makes me think that Twilight was playing possum all along! That she was just PRETENDING to be hurt to lure in The Sword!

Garble: She's a great freaking actress if that's the case!

-4 minutes later-

-Berry Punch kicks Ditzbrose in the gut before hitting her with the Bar Tab! The crowd cheers heavily, but boos a bit as Ditzbrose falls through the middle rope and out to the floor, Drollins barely hitting her hand before she falls to the floor, with Berry desperately diving to catch her, but failing-

Ahuizotl: YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! What a LUCKY break for Diane Ditzbrose!

Garble: I don't know if that was luck. I think that was INSTINCT on the part of Ditzbrose! It takes a special kind of athlete to launch themselves out of the the ring to avoid being pinned!

-Berry looks down at Ditzbrose, her arms leaning on the middle rope, and her head sticking out past it in hysteria. Keep that in mind as Beth Drollins takes the chance to springboard off of the top rope, with Reigns touching her back as she does so, clear the other set of ropes in front of her and RAM her knee right into the back of Berry's head! The crowd is going crazy as Drollins falls to the floor in pain, while Berry's head is now lying against the middle rope-

Garble: WHAT THE HELL!? THIS BETH DROLLINS IS OTHER WORLDLY!

Ahuizotl: Once again, she put herself on the line in order to deliver that knee to Berry Punch!

Crowd: BETH IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* BETH IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* BETH IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: Beth IS awesome to be able to pull that off! This is complete PANDEMONIUM!

Ahuizotl: LOOK AT REIGNS, LOOK AT REIGNS!

-Reigns enters the ring and shoves Berry to the mat, rubbing her forearm in her face as she makes the cover-

*1….2….-Berry SOMEHOW kicks out, as the crowd is losing it over this match-

Garble: I didn't even know Reigns was legal! When did that happen?!

-A replay of the latest sequence is shown, with Drollins getting the tag, and delivering the epic knee as Reigns tags herself in-

Ahuizotl: There it is! Drollins tagged herself in as Diane Ditzbrose fell through the ropes, and then Reigns tagged herself in just before Drollins took the air!

Garble: AMAZING! INCREDIBLE! The Sword are absolute GENERALS of the wrestling ring! There is no other way to describe their UNCANNY ability of working as a unit!

-As Reigns sits on the mat in frustration, the crowd begins to boo so unanimously as Sunset Shimmer and Cadance run down the ramp and into the ring-

Garble: WHY?! Why do the Eternal Women's champion and that TURNCOAT Cadance feel the need to ruin what has been a match for the AGES?!

-Reigns get to her feet, glaring down before slapping her across the face. Sunset's head is turned to the side as she figures out how to respond to that.

Ahuizotl: OH HELL! That slap was delivered with as my intensity as one of her Spears!

-Cadance gasps at the sudden attack as the crowd cheers incredibly loudly. Cadance and Sunset hold out their fists, ready to fight-
Ahuizotl: Why would they anger Rosely Reigns by even SHOWING UP here?!

Garble: I don't know, but it looks like they're not leaving anytime soon! That is, unless The Sword FORCES them to leave!

-Drollins and Ditzbrose soon make their way into the ring, standing side-by-side with Reigns-

Ditzbrose: YOU WANT SOME OF THE SWORD, TOO?! Trust me, you DON'T!

Garble: There's only two of them! Cadance, Sunset...have you lost your MINDS!?

Crowd: KICK THEIR ASS! KICK THEIR ASS! KICK THEIR ASS! KICK THEIR ASS!

Drollins: You want us to kick their ass?! -she looks back at Cadance and Sunset- We can have that arranged!

-The Sword, Cadance, and Sunset look ready to brawl, but all 5 soon grow crafty smiles on their faces as Cadance, Sunset, and Drollins begin stomping away at Berry Punch, the crowd immediately sending boos upon all 5 of them as the referee immediately rings the bell, while Ditzbrose and Reigns takedown Twilight and Rarity, who before all this were just watching, but have now entered the ring in an attempt to help Berry-

Ahuizotl: WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?!

Garble: I guess by "kick their ass"...they meant Twilight, Berry, and Rarity! These 5 never had any plans to fight! This was all just collusion!

Ahuizotl: Reigns slapped Sunset to make us all think they weren't on the same page, but they ARE. We've been fooled again! This is so PATHETIC! And now they're beating down Twilight, they're beating down Rarity, and they're beating down Berry Punch!

-The crowd cannot stop booing as Ditzbrose throws Rarity out of the ring while Reigns beats down Twilight until Ditzbrose calls Drollins over. Twilight is then lifted up into the air by The Sword as Berry Punch is assaulted by Sunset and Cadance-

Ahuizotl: NO NO NO! DON'T DO THAT! DON'T DO THAT!

-Twilight is driven into the mat with a Triple-Team Powerbomb, as Rosely Reigns roars in success-

Ahuizotl: DAMMIT! TWILIGHT MAY BE HURT FOR REAL!

Garble: IT'S 5 ON 3! THEY CAN'T SURVIVE THESE ODDS!

-Rarity runs into the ring, but she is immediately taken down by The Sword, preventing any offense from her. They quickly lift her up into the air as well-

Ahuizotl: NO NOT ANOTHER! NOT ANOTHER!

-Rarity gets brutalized with a Triple-Team Powerbomb as well, as the boos of the crowd heighten-

Garble: It was such a great match...one of the best in Lunacy history...and now LOOK what has come of it...LOOK AT THE CARNAGE! WE'RE WITNESSING THE ANNIHILATION OF THESE THREE WOMEN! And for WHAT reason?!

Sunset: -as Cadance beats on her- You'll NEVER be champion! DO YOU HEAR ME?! You're nothing but a meaningless SLOB! Just a mediocre DRUNK!

-Berry Punch, even through her beating, manages to put a middle finger in Sunset's face, which the crowd pops at-

Garble: That's why these people love Berry Punch!

Ahuizotl: You can talk all the trash you want, Sunset! Berry Punch is coming for you AND your title, whether you like it or NOT!

-Sunset growls in annoyance as she sends her fist into Berry's skull repeatedly. She looks at The Sword-

Sunset: POWERBOMB HER TOO! She's getting on my nerves!

Drollins: CAN DO! -Cadance feeds Berry to The Sword-

Ditzbrose: No survivors, girls!

Garble: No more! Just STOP!

-The crowd explodes with cheers suddenly-

Ahuizotl: It's the Chick Combo champions! They're going to try to make things right out here!

-Fluttershy acts as a decoy, running into the ring and gaining the attention of The Sword as they drop Berry, before she quickly exits the ring. Meanwhile, Lightning Dust ascends to the top rope, and before they know it, she leaps onto The Sword, Cadance, and Sunset, knocking all of them down to the mat!-

Ahuizotl: Lightning Dust, taking flight, and taking all of the opposition down in one FELL SWOOP!

Crowd: LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST!

-Fluttershy enters the ring and looks to hit Cadance with Obedience Training as she gets up. She runs at her, but never gets the opportunity as Cadance wallops her in the gut with her lead pipe-

Ahuizotl: -as Fluttershy falls to the mat in agony- OH NO! We forget all about that damn lead pipe!

-Lightning Dust tries to attack Cadance, but Drollins grabs onto her legs, allowing Cadance enough time to smack her with the pipe in the head. Lightning quietly and slowly crumbles to the mat, with Drollins still holding her legs down as Reigns, Ditzbrose, and Sunset pummel her-

Garble: This didn't go out the way Lightning Dust and Fluttershy wanted it to…

Ahuizotl: Not one bit...it's a damn SHAME!

-Berry Punch gets to her feet, turning Cadance and kicking her in the gut-

Garble: This is the last hope, it seems! COME ON, BERRY!

-Cadance pushes Berry away as she attempts the Bar Tab, Rosely Reigns turning around at the right moment and catching Berry with a WICKED Spear!-

Ahuizotl: ROSELY REIGNS! The weapon of mass destruction! A Spear to Berry Punch, and what little hope we had seems to have diminished….

Reigns: WHO-WAAAAAAAAAH! WHO'S NEXT?!

-Cadance points at Fluttershy with her pipe, who is getting to her feet. Reigns launches herself at the shy superstar, crushing her with another Spear-

Ahuizotl: This is a systematic destruction! Who can stop these 5 merciless women?!

Garble: Nobody...at least not right now...but they're all going to be back another day! And The Sword! Cadance! Sunset! Whoever put this attack together! There will be hell to pay!

-Lightning Dust is disposed of after a Triple-Team Powerbomb, followed by Fluttershy-

Garble: There's just no point to fight anymore...you'll only get knocked down, ganged up on, and then demolished. It's been nothing more than a vicious cycle tonight...there's a glimmer of hope, but then nothing but silence as bodies hit the mat…

-Sunset moves everybody behind her as she stalks Berry Punch, who is trying to get to her feet, but is having such a difficult time-

Sunset: No Powerbomb for HER! -she smirks- She's SPECIAL…

Ahuizotl: This woman is crazed...she will do ANYTHING to send a message to those who even come CLOSE to her championship!

Garble: Drastic measures for desperate women...and no woman is more desperate right now than our champion, Sunset Shimmer…

-Sunset cracks her jaw as she calmly brings Berry Punch to the middle of the ring. Berry can be defiant no longer as Sunset lifts her up and drives her to the mat with a wicked Last Sunset-

Ahuizotl: And with that...there is nobody left to challenge this sudden alliance of The Sword, of Cadance, and leading it all, the Eternal Women's champion...Sunset Shimmer…

Garble: Not a muscle has been moved...Twilight, Rarity, Lightning Dust, Fluttershy...and finally, Berry Punch...they were all valiant, they were all resilient, but you can only survive 5 on 1 odds for so long…

Ahuizotl: There's FIVE of them! Five brutal, unrelenting women, that have sent the ULTIMATE message to everyone that stood in their way tonight!

-The Sword, Cadance, and Sunset stand around Berry Punch's unconscious body in a circle, the crowd booing ever-so savagely-

Ahuizotl: Twilight, Berry, and Rarity have won this match...but at what cost? AT WHAT COST?!

*Only perfection around…* -the boos continue to come in-

Garble: And of course, who else would show up after all these people that have given her a hard time have been so devastatingly destroyed than our general manager, Luna?

Ahuizotl: It's all starting to become clear now…

-Luna and Swirlinaitis appear on the stage, applauding the 5 women in the ring-

Crowd: PLEASE GET FI-RED! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PLEASE GET FI-RED! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PLEASE GET FI-RED! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: PLEASE listen to them! You'd be doing us such a HUGE favor!

Luna: That's not going to be happening ANYTIME soon…-more boos- That was MASTERFUL, ladies! You should all take a bow! Give yourselves a pat on the back!

-Cadance shrugs before she, Sunset, and The Sword all take a simultaneous bow as well as pat themselves on the back, as per Luna's request-

Ahuizotl: This is just too much…

Luna: Filthy, you have forced my hand...with my job on the line in less than 3 weeks, I have no choice but to play as dirty as possible. I am bringing out the heavy, and I mean HEAVY artillery. Joining Team Luna...at The Royal Rumble, along with myself...Diane Ditzbrose...Rosely Reigns...Beth Drollins...whether she is competing already or not, which she PLANS to do, Cadance….and the Eternal Women's champion...Sunset Shimmer!

Ahuizotl: Oh my….all three members of The Sword? Cadance? Sunset?! Luna is DETERMINED to send Mr. Rich packing from Monday Night Lunacy!

Garble: I don't see how you can beat a team like that...and really, I HATE to admit that, but really...how is Mr. Rich going to topple a team consisting of five HELLACIOUS competitors, and one HELLACIOUS businesswoman, who has EVERYTHING to lose?

Luna: Oh! And one more thing...your move, Filthy. -she grins at the camera as her theme music plays-

Ahuizotl: Our general manager is RUTHLESS. She has assembled what seems like an UNSTOPPABLE team! I truly believe the ultimate victory for Luna is less than 3 weeks away…

Garble: Please don't let it go down like this, Mr. Rich! Make whatever calls you have to! This is YOUR brand! You have to save it for ALL of us!

Ahuizotl: Please, sir...don't fall to this mayhem! You can create the winning team! You HAVE to!

-The show ends with Luna and Swirlinaitis standing on the stage with her hand being raised by Swirlinaitis, as if she's already won. In the ring, The Sword points their three fists out and line them up as one, while Cadance and Sunset suck on each other's tongues over the inanimate body of Berry Punch, the crowds boos drowning out Luna's own entrance music-

Match Results:

Flitter defeated Lyra by Pinfall (10:29)
Shining Armor defeated DJ Z by Pinfall (15:36)
Neon Lights defeated Overdrive by Pinfall (13:26)
Scootaloo defeated Honeycomb by Pinfall (18:07)
Thunderlane defeated Rumble by Pinfall (19:48)
Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and Berry Punch defeated The Sword by Disqualification (24:39)

Matches for the first ever Lunapalooza (SO FAR):

Sunset Shimmer vs Berry Punch - Eternal Women's championship
Lightning Dust & Fluttershy vs The Sword - Chick Combo championships
The Wythyst Family vs 3MB
The Crater Chick championship Open Challenge

Matches for The Royal Rumble (SO FAR):

Team Luna vs Team Rich
Giz Hero vs Rumble vs Bulk Biceps vs Thunderlane - Carnage championship
Queen of the Scene, Semi-Final: ? vs ?
King of the Ring, Semi-Final: Shining Armor vs ?