*Match 1 occurs*

Garble: That was a great way to kick off what has been built up as an incredible show!

Discord: I can't even imagine what's in store for us tonight, but if that chaotic tag team match was any indication, we're in for an entire show filled to the brim with twists and turns, and the greatest action you can find ANYWHERE.

*All my life I've been searching for something…*

Garble: Speaking of tag team matches, we've got another one lined up right now!

Discord: -rubbing his hands together- Ooooooh goody!

Madden: The following TAG TEAM CONTEEEST, is scheduled for ONE FAAAALL! Introducing FIRST. At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 456 POOOOUNDS...the team of VUUULTARIAAAN, aaaaand OOOOOOOOVERDRIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE!

Garble: These two have both called pay per views of their own, but this will be the first time they are WRESTLING together on one of these events.

Discord: Ugh, please don't remind me. I had the displeasure of working with Vultarian during the Final Reckoning pay per view...at least it wasn't for too long, but he and Overdrive were the two most unemotional performers. I would gladly take you over either of them ANY day.

Garble: Well that's sweet. But their tenure as commentators was all a crappy joke set up by general manager Luna. After she "fired" Vultarian and Overdrive, they were quickly rehired by Mr. Rich, and with their new contracts came a new outlook on the business, and a brand new intensity that has gotten them a number of impressive victories, including a win Overdrive picked up over the Carnage champion, Rumble, just a few weeks ago.

Discord: The last time Overdrive was involved in a match on pay per view was when he challenged that very same man for the Carnage championship. He won, though it was by disqualification. Overdrive still has never touched that championship, but a win tonight with his tag team partner could catapult them into number one contendership for the Combo of Carnage titles.

-Overdrive and Vultarian get in some last minute strategizing in the ring as the school bell blares throughout the arena. Overdrive mouths an "oh, God" as the fans in attendance boo heavily-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Accompaniiied, by BILL NYEKEEER! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 536 POOOOUNDS...DWIGHT DAWSOOOON, and XAAAAAVIIIIERRRR..KEEENDRIIIIIIICK!

Garble: From the irritability of EGO and Canterlot Class, we are now joined by the equally unpleasant Bill Nyeker…

Discord: Are you kidding? This guy is great! He is the smartest man in the EWF, and he's slowly building his own Empire of Excellence with these two hosses Dawson and Kendrick.

Garble: He may be intelligent, but he's using all that brainpower for the wrong reasons. Last month, the first task he gave his students was to dismantle NION Lights, who we haven't seen since. And this month, he leads his boys into battle against Overdrive and Vultarian. Yet all he is teaching Dawson and Kendrick is not for some grand cause, no...it's only for himself. Bill Nyeker is a madman. He wants to rule the EWF, and he couldn't do it himself, so he enlisted others to do it for him.

Discord: Some of the most insane men throughout our history were also the most successful. They're the ones people remember to this day. Those who crafted their fame in controversial ways are the ones that never fade from existence.

Garble: Speaking of controversial, Dwight Dawson beat Overdrive this past Monday when he, in an ingenious move, splashed WATER onto Overdrive. This man isn't wearing a Halloween costume, folks. Overdrive was bred in a factory as half man, and half machine. As all machines do, they shut down if you damage them.

Discord: Luckily Overdrive was able to reboot himself, otherwise he would've never had got the opportunity to get revenge on Bill Nyeker and his students, specifically Dwight Dawson.

Garble: Well he's going to get the chance right now. Hopefully he can avoid any more damage done to his hardware, because I know for sure Dawson and Kendrick are going to grab a bottle of water as quick as they can!

-Nyeker points to the ring with his yardstick, leading his students to it as Overdrive and Vultarian prepare themselves-

Match 2: Overdrive and Vultarian vs Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick w/ Bill Nyeker

-7 minutes later-

-As Overdrive and Dawson go at it in the ring, Kendrick jumps off the apron and begins snooping under the ring-

Garble: It's plainly clear what Xavier Kendrick is looking for….

Discord: Not if you're...blind.

Garble: Well….y-yeah I suppose. Overdrive might be put into snooze mode coming up here!

-Kendrick drinks from the bottle, but does not swallow as he enters the ring. He turns Overdrive around and attempts to spit the water in his face, but Overdrive ducks, and the liquid instead comes into contact with Dawson's eyes, blinding him as he falls to his knees on the mat-

Discord: Like an antivirus software deflecting malware from a pesky virus, Overdrive avoids his immediate downfall!

Nyeker: No! NO! Water has damned us!

Garble: Nyeker's going to burst a blood vessel!

-Kendrick checks on his partner as Overdrive tags in Vultarian. Vultarian stands atop Overdrive's shoulder, looking down at Kendrick-

Garble: What innovative teamwork! Vultarian is perched like a, well...a vulture, waiting to strike its prey!

-Kendrick gets to his feet and turns around, opting Vultarian to leap off of his partner's shoulders and crash into him with a crossbody, taking them both down to the mat-

Discord: Overdrive took care of the water, and Vultarian disposed of the failed assassination attempt! Victory could very well be in sight.

-5 minutes later-

-Now Overdrive is standing on the top turnbuckle, looking down at Dwight Dawson-

Garble: He may be big, he may be made of car parts, but Overdrive can fly through the air like a plane!

-Overdrive jumps off the top rope, twisting himself inside-out in midair-

Discord: Shooting Star Press! BeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaUTIFUL-Overdrive did indeed connect his weight onto Dawson's chest, but Dawson's strength will not be denied as he wraps his arms around Overdrive's frame getting to his feet whilst holding Overdrive, the crowd thoroughly impressed-

Garble: Wait wait WAIT! Dwight Dawson! With Overdrive in his grasp!

-Dawson spins Overdrive in the air, slamming him to the mat with a Black Hole Slam-

Discord: He calls that Dewey Decimation! Dawson found Overdrive's book at the local library, and he read it!

*1…..2….-Vultarian tries to break up the pin, but Kendrick intervenes and knees him in the jaw to stop him- 3!*

Garble: The Substitutes of Salvation, have racked up another MAJOR win!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNEEERRS...DWIGHT DAWSOOOON, and XAAAAVIIIIIEEERRR..KEEEEEEEENDRIIIIIICK!

Garble: As you said, Discord, Dwight Dawson had the Shooting Star Press well-scouted, and even though Overdrive DID hit it, he underestimated just how freakishly POWERFUL Dwight Dawson really is….

Discord: There's no denying it now. Overdrive is no small man by anybody's definition, and the fact that Dwight Dawson can withstand the impact that comes with a 260 pound man SOARING through the sky and crashing into his ribs, and on top of that...to be able to grab a hold of him and HEAVE him to his feet at the same time is just a TESTAMENT to how much Bill Nyeker's investment in these guys has paid off!

Garble: They certainly topped themselves with this performance. Dawson and Kendrick proved that they didn't NEED the power of water to topple Overdrive and Vultarian.

-Mr. Nyeker hops on his feet as he raises Dawson and Kendrick's hands-

Nyeker: WHO CAN STOP US?! WHO?!

Discord: That's a very good question...under the tutelage of the esteemed Mr. Nyeker, just who CAN take down Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick?

Garble: At this point I'm not sure, but if I were those two, I would be very weary of Mr. Nyeker's...charitable guidance. He has something devious in mind, and I don't think it will be beneficial to anyone but HIM.

-Nyeker turns around, taking notice of Vultarian as he checks on his partner. He promptly buries both of his fists into Kendrick's back before beginning to instruct his students to cause more harm-

Discord: Mr. Nyeker's teaching NEVER stops! Oh he's so GOOD at what he does!

Garble: And just WHAT does this teach Dawson and Kendrick?!

Discord: To never leave any assignment undone. Haven't you been paying attention to what this man says? -Dawson and Kendrick continue the beat-down on Vultarian as the fans boo-

Garble: I try my best not to….

Discord: Then you're terrible at your job. If Dawson and Kendrick want to be tested by their teacher, they need to impress him by acing this quiz. A victory is NEVER enough for those who want to make it to the top of this company.

Garble: A victory is statement enough! They had their chance to punish Vultarian during the match!

Discord: A true teacher is always allowing their students to grow, whether that be before, during, or AFTER a match.

-Bill Nyeker taps his yardstick against his palm, standing back as Kendrick derails Vultarian with the Complex Equation (Sliced Bread #2.) He then drags Vultarian to the middle of the ring as his bulkier partner climbs to the top rope-

Garble: Enough!

Discord: Would you just let Mr. Nyeker do his job?! He is grading his students! He needs CONCENTRATION!

Garble: To hell with concentration! They won the damn match! Give them some gold stars and MOVE ON!

-Dwight Dawson launches himself off of the ropes, slamming all his weight into Vultarian's midsection and causing him to gasp for breath-

Discord: 322 pounds, right into the gut of Vultarian! -smirks- Well, I'd say those are two more A pluses for two VERY deserving students!

Garble: All those two deserve is a spanking from a thorned paddle...and Bill Nyeker deserves to have his teaching license REVOKED!

Discord: This man is trying to change the EWF for the better, and if a few bones have to broken in order to do so, then I'm ALL for it. And so should YOU! So should EVERYONE!

Garble: Then you're a puppet, just like Dawson, Kendrick, and anyone else that actually listens to this psycho….

Discord: If the wins keep piling in, Mr. Nyeker will be pulling the strings sooner rather than later around here.

-Bill Nyeker jams his yardstick into the throat of Overdrive as his students look on, taking notes on all the viciousness their teacher brings to his victims-

*Matches 3, 4, and 5 occur*

Garble: On tap next here is a match I admitted that I am looking forward to more than any other battle. It is the battle of mind-games between Amay Wythyst, and the very first person she set her sights on upon entering the EWF...Twist.

Discord: I don't think Amay thought Twist, who has been touted as the most pathetic superstar in the EWF, would ever fight back after the vicious attack at the hands of the Wythyst Family...but lo and behold, she has basically reinvented herself so that she is able to go toe-to-toe with her assailants!

Garble: It's not even a reinvention. Twist claims that Amay and her family have "awoken the demon that lurked inside of her." A normal person would have chills hearing that...I did myself, but Amay has done nothing but laugh in Twist's direction.

Discord: Based on who Twist once was, it might be right to laugh. But this Twist is no joke. She has surprised all of us over the past month, and I LOVE it!

Garble: The new Twist may be the greatest threat Amay Wythyst will ever face. Can she withstand the outpouring of the demon? And what does Twist have in store for her foe?

Discord: Enough chatter. Bring out the chaos!

-Discord's wish is granted, as the following creepy piano keys send the arena into a frenzy-

*DEH!*

Garble: Right on time.

Discord: YES!

-A lantern illuminates the small room which holds The Wythyst Family. Amay looks at the camera as her sisters stand behind her-

Amay: We're here….-she blows out the lantern, which in turn begins her theme music, and sends many of the phones in the arena ablaze-

Discord: All of these phones...leading Amay Wythyst, Ericka Rowan, and Lucy Harper to the ring. There is no group in the EWF that elicits such fear...no group that has a more haunting presence, than The Wythyst Family.

Garble: This entire sight is amazing, though. To watch Amay and her family make their way down to the ring, as they prepare for what could be an absolute spectacle. -the camera pans around the arena- I mean, look at this. All of these people...I guess you could call them all...followers, of Amay Wythyst. They believe in her cause, they are hanging on every word she says.

Discord: The world loves a charismatic, enigmatic leader, and that is exactly what Amay Wythyst is. Harper and Rowan clearly have such an intense confidence in her, and it looks like a lot of EWF fateful share it.

-The audience claps along to the beat of the music as The Wythyst Family slowly treks down the ramp. Amay takes a seat in her rocking chair and smiles at the sight of her herd increasing-

Garble: She is definitely out there, though...there is nobody in all of wrestling like Amay Wythyst.

-Amay blows out the lantern, stopping her music and raising the lights, the crowd cheering loudly as she sets the lantern down and gets up from her chair, beginning to take off fedora and jacket. She sets both items in the chair as Harper and Rowan stalk behind her as she gets in the ring ring-

Garble: Amay's only loss so far in EWF was because of Twist, yet it was only via count-out. Will Amay be pinned tonight for the very first time?

-Amay paces around the ring with narrowed eyes as the lights drop once again-

WARNING: No matter how great I describe this entrance, it does not do it justice. Not even in the SLIGHTEST. Please go to YouTube and look up "Finn Balor Takeover: R Evolution." The first result is this entrance in full. Thanks!

-We hear the sound of a beating heart. With each beat, red lights flash throughout the arena before going dark again until the next beat. The crowd is wondering what will come from all this commotion. The camera cuts to the ramp, where red smoke can be seen piling in when the red lights flash. As the beating of the heart continues, a unique guitar strumming is going on in the background, almost like a screeching. As the screeching heightens, a figure can be seen crawling amongst the smoke, but it does not look anything like Twist. As the smoke clear up a bit, the figure takes a knee on the stage, before it hides behind a huge puff of red smoke that will not cease.

We see black strips of fabric and what looks like a head peeking through the smoke. The heartbeat begins to accelerates quicker and quicker, before the music finally stops altogether. We hear a ferocious roar as the figure rises to its feet, spreading its arms out slowly and holding them in the air as Twist's theme music begins. The crowd is going apes-hit as they drink in their first look, at Finnette...Balor.

Finnette looks to both of her sides as her arms continue to fill up the air around her. The crowd erupts with "HO-LY SHIT" chants as Finnette slowly bends down in a crouching position. She lowers her head and shakes it around before looking back up and then placing one of her hands on the ground. She then moves her other hand forward and begins to crawl very slowly, like a frog crawling on a lily pad. She bends her chest all the way done after moving a few inches before whipping her head up, all of her head accessories flapping up and down down around her once again.

Finnette picks up pace on her crawling before stopping in the middle of the ramp. She gets up to her knees and then brings her arms out again, sending the red lights away and trading them in for a blinding white light. The white lights dim and return to their red form as Finnette brings her arms down and instead wraps them around her shoulders, like she is hugging herself. She then brings them out as the white light returns right on time.

Finnette's arms are brought back down and this time she extends them out to her side, walking a few steps, like she is an airplane. She spins around to her left side and looks out at the crowd, before looking behind her as the fans still have not stopped screaming in excitement. Finnette backs up into the edge of the barricade on the right side of the ramp and kneels down, placing her arms on the top of the barricade so the fans she has been winning over the past month can touch her. Finnette rests there for a bit as she looks up into the eyes of her new fans.

Finnette then slowly puffs out her stomach as she brings her right hand down onto the steel steps. The left one then comes off the barricade and is placed on the step above the right one. She looks up over the steps at Amay as she begins climbing up the steps, stalking Amay with her eyes as she does so. Finnette's hands soon leave the steps and are now touching the mat as he knees continue to work their way up.

Finnette is soon in a crouching position on the ring apron as her right hand holds onto the middle turnbuckle as she looks behind her. She then begins to climb up to the top rope like a spider, one leg hanging off the turnbuckles and the other positioned on the ringpost. Finnette has her hands clenched on the top rope as her body is bent over the turnbuckles and looking down at the mat below. Finnette proceeds to bring her arms out again while she raises her body up all the way, yet Finnette continues to extend her body back as she takes in all the admiration of the crowd. The white light does not return as Finnette soon brings her arms back down, taking off the combinations of black and red tassels that were adorning her wrists throughout the entrance.

Finnette then leaps over the top rope using both of her hands, still holding on to it with her right hand as she hits the mat, the other hand being apart of her arm as she extends it out to the side while looking at the crowd in front of her. The crowd chants "FINN-ETTE" as the white light returns as she jumps a bit to her left side, one arm continuing to extend out from her side as her left hand holds onto the middle rope. Finnette then quickly turns around and slides forward into the mat on one knee as the white lights rise yet again. Finnette is looking down at the mat with her arms separated from her side but not extended out; like a dude who walks with his arms to seem more tough. Then white lights drop as Finnette looks to the sky, before slowly reaching up with her right hand to touch her head.

She then gets up to her feet slowly, her hand continuing to touch her head as she closes her eyes. Her hand then removes her headdress, which is also a wide assortment of red and black tassels (I'm not exactly sure if they are tassels or not. It's hard to describe some of this stuff. You could also think of them as really long strips of confetti.) Finnette throws the headwear to the sign as crowd cheers heighten. She keeps her head to the sky with her eyes closed as her arms are risen one final time. As they rise, Finnette brings her head down and finally opens her eyes, all lights in the arena dropping to return to their usual color.

Finnette looks around the arena as they are cheering even louder now that they can examine her ring attire in clear light. So let's examine it, shall we?

Finnette's forehead is painted completely back. There are red zig-zags running down the sides of her head. Her nose is painted black. Under it and around it is painted red. Around her jaw and below it is the design of white, sharp teeth. In the middle of the neck is blackness, which represents the demon's mouth. All around her neck are multiple red lines that probably represent veins. Below it until the end of her breasts are painted black. On her back, going down her neck to the middle of her back is a red and black mix of what can only be described as the demon's spinal cord, including various sharp edges. Her fingers are wrapped in tape. She is wearing long arm pads that go from her deltoid to her wrist, and they are coated with a black background and more red demon veins.

Her trunks are colored black except for some slashes of red. Her kneepads have a set of demon teeth each and are outlined in red. Her boots are black on the bottom with red markings throughout and black at the top. Overall, Finnette's entire ensemble looks both deranged and mesmerizing.

Many of the crowd is bowing in their seats as Finnette turns around to look up at Amay, who is across from her with the most serious expression as Harper and Rowan are on both sides of her on the apron, also gazing at Finnette.

Discord: As you said on Lunacy, partner, you had HIGH hopes for it, but whatever Twist was planning...it needed to intense, adrenaline-based and dark, and she DELIVERED. Look at this! This is absolutely incredible! From the elaborate entrance, to her phenomenal ring attire! The fans love it and I love it!

Garble: Twist was right...as demented as The Wythyst Family is...I can guarantee they've NEVER seen something like this.

Discord: Just look at their faces! NOBODY here has seen ANYTHING like what Twist has brought to Uprising! It's all mind games, it's all a way to get inside Amay's head and it's BEAUTIFUL!

Garble: I've got GOOSEBUMPS right now! The atmosphere in the Asylum is UNBELIEVABLE! The fans are on their feet! Finnette Balor, is HERE. Finnette Balor...has RISEN AT LAST.

Discord: So do we call this Twist, or Finnette? I have no clue what is going on, but this is all so deranged and dark and I ADORE it!

Garble: Well, Twist said her demon would be introduced this Sunday, and there's no denying that this is her! For right now, Twist is nowhere in sight...it's Amay Wythyst, one on one with FINNETTE BALOR! As a broadcast journalist, it's my job to get the insight, and earlier today I spoke with Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle. They were all friends of Twist in grade school, and I asked them about their old friend Twist, and what she was like. They told me about how creative Twist was...how she could create anything she put her mind to, and in her darkest hour, Twist has reached deep inside herself, and brought to life her oldest creation: Finnette Balor, to combat her worst enemy, Amay Wythyst!

Discord: If I saw a girl show up to school wearing war paint inspired by her inner demons, that chick would be my best friend for LIFE! This is absolutely AWE-INSPIRING! Amay Wythyst has brought out Twist's secret weapon, and she WILL regret it!

-The crowd begins a dueling chant of "LET'S GO FI-NNETTE! LET'S GO WY-THYST!"

Garble: It's half and half! The crowd is supporting BOTH women!

-Amay approaches Finnette, Finnette responding by turning her head to the side to look at Amay. Amay slowly reaches her hand out, touching Finnette's shoulder. She suddenly begins laughing hysterically, falling to her knees-

Amay: I have FOOOOOUUUUND yoooouuuuu! Finnette has risen! -her laughing stops as she snarls at Finnette- And Finnette...shall FAAALL. -Amay springs to her feet and tries to get the upper hand on Finnette, but hops over Amay's body and hits her with the Sling Blade (A spinning, sit-out variation of a sleeper slam.) The crowd cheers as Amay rolls out to the floor as Rowan and Harper rush over to tend to her. Amay pushes them both away as she huffs in anger. Finnette stands her ground in the ring-

Garble: Finnette strikes first! Amay is looking to strike HARDER, though. This may be the most physical match in EWF history!

Match 6: Finnette Balor vs Amay Wythyst w/ Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper

-7 minutes later-

-Finnette has Amay reeling outside the ring as she collapses into the barricade in front of the timekeeper's area. Finnette is in front of the barricade on the right of the ramp. Finnette begins running at Amay, launching her into the barricade behind her with a debilitating front dropkick. The crowd OHHHHHs as Amay falls to her posterior, hunches over against the barricade-

Garble: Finnette is on FIRE right now! Amay has awoken a demon that she never should've!

Discord: What a wicked impact Amay Wythyst just had with that barricade!

-Finnette stares Harper and Rowan away from her as they stop moving forward and now walk backwards-

Harper: Yeah yeah yeah YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH…

-5 minutes later-

-Amay runs at Finnette, who is standing in the corner. She splashes into her with all of her weight before ceremoniously dropping her to the floor behind her. Amay then grabs onto the top rope with both of her hands, leaning back to look at her fallen opponent, like a spider hanging from its web with a wicked grin etched across her face. Speaking of spiders, she then places her hands on the mat and uses them to WALK BACKWARDS TOWARDS FINNETTE. The crowd loses their shit as she creepily makes her way over to Finnette's prone body-

Garble: WHOA! WHOA! NO WAY!

Discord: Can somebody call an exorcist?!

Garble: I was going to say she looks like a spider, but that's accurate too! MY GOD!

Crowd: THAT WAS CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: They aren't kidding...it was also quite awesome, though.

Discord: This entire MATCH is awesome!

-Amay reaches out for Twist with one of her hands before dropping back first on the mat. She then gets to her feet and stalks Finnette, craning her neck-

Discord: Amay, looking to slay the demon!

-Before Amay can hit the Swinging reverse STO, Finnette escapes Amay's grasp and pushes her into the ropes. After bouncing off the ropes, Finnette throws Amay into the air and plants both of her knees into the midsection-

Garble: The Plot Twist! It's the finishing move of her host body, but Finnette uses it to perfection all the same!

-Finnette goes for a cover, getting only two on Amay. She runs her hands through her face as the sweat has already begun to melt a bit of the facepaint off-

-7 minutes later-

-Finnette has Amay up for her second Plot Twist, but Amay sends elbows into Finnette's head and breaks free by landing behind her. Amay then pushes Finnette off the ropes, running the ropes behind herself and LUNGING herself at Finnette with a running Crossbody! The impact turns Finnette inside out as she lands shoulder first on the mat-

Discord: WHAAAAT A TACKLE!

Garble: Finnette's down! Wythyst's got her up!

-Amay kisses Finnette's forehead, getting some body paint on her lips which she licks off before planting Finnette into the ground-

Garble: Into the cover!

*1…..2….3!* -the fans begin cheering as she lets go of Finnette's leg and falls to the mat-

Discord: The eater of worlds, has SLAYED Finnette Balor!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEER...AAAMAAAAAYYYY..WYYYYTHYYYYST!

Garble: I wouldn't call Finnette Balor SLAYED, that's for sure. What a HELL of a debut she had here tonight at Uprising!

Discord: You're right. I was just trying to sound something really cool. This is certainly not the last we've seen of Finnette Balor. The next times Twist dons that body paint, you know she's going to put on the performance of a LIFETIME.

Garble: It seems all the theatrics of the entrance, the imagination put into her getup, none of it was enough to derail Amay Wythyst. She is the real deal. Yet this was a breakthrough night for Twist, and now that we've met her, we will all be clamoring for the return of her spellbinding demonic persona.

-Amay meets with her family outside of the ring, Harper and Rowan each putting an arm of their leader around their neck and leading her to the back-

Garble: That right there is all the proof you need….Amay Wythyst won this match by the skin of her teeth. Twist took her to her very limit. When you look at it that way, even though she lost, the demon was quite a successful transition.

Discord: It was also the coolest thing I've ever seen!

Garble: That too. Whenever she feels the need to, she has Finnette tucked deep within her soul, and she can pull her out whenever she likes. Until then, demon or not, this match has solidified her spot as a major player here in the EWF. One that she will not relinquish on her, or Finnette's watch.

-Twist groggily makes her way to her feet, her head to the ground. She looks up as the crowd gives her a standing ovation, causing her frown to turn into a melancholic smile-

Garble: And the EWF fans here in the Asylum, showing their appreciation for Twist and her masterful imagination!

Crowd: THANK YOU, TWIST! THANK YOU, TWIST! THANK YOU, TWIST! THANK YOU, TWIST!

Discord: This is one of those moments we'll never forget when it's all said and done...there are tears in the eyes of Twist.

-Twist's theme music plays as the crowd leads her to the back with nothing but love and cheers. Many fans in the front row bow to her as she slaps hands with them-

Garble: We've got a lot of popular wrestlers here in the EWF. There's your Fluttershys, and your Rainbow Dashs, and even your Aces...but as of right now, I don't think there is any star that is shining as bright...as Twist.

-Twist waves to the audience on her way out as another version of the Gatorade commercial with Lightning Dust and Rainbow Dash plays, featuring a historic lockup in the center of the ring between the two-

Silver Shill: Ladies and gentlemen, by guest at this time, is Midnight Strike. -the camera pans to show Midnight to the side, Honeycomb lightly hopping next to her with a huge smile on her face- Midnight, in just a few short minutes, you will take part in the biggest match of your career up to this point. How prepared are you to step into the ring with Diamond Tiara, knowing that you've already gotten past the hurdle that was thrown in front of you the last time you had the chance to challenge for the Crater Chick championship?

Midnight: And that hurdle you speak of was the fact that I got beat in the number 1 contender's match a few months ago. Luckily, in life, sometimes...people get second chances. Tonight, is mine, and I have to fight like I'll never get another one. Which is exactly what I'm going to do. I will be DAMNED if I let this opportunity slip by me! My opponent has seemingly turned over a new leaf, but that means nothing to me. I will NOT be her friend. I am not HERE to make friends. I-Midnight is interrupted as Honeycomb taps her on the shoulder. She turns around to see her frowning sadly-

Honeycomb: What about meeeeee?

Midnight: Well, uhhh...I mean…-defeated look- Dammit. I'm not here to make any more friends than I already have…-she looks back at Honeycomb, who gleefully closes her eyes and smiles once again- And I don't give a damn if you're a nice person, or a vile person. You will all get brutalized the same way, because I am on a quest to become the first ACTUAL Crater Chick champion! I won't be handed the title without earning it, I sure as hell won't get injured while holding it, and I wouldn't even go so far as to trade the title in for a shot at something larger. I am dedicated to making the Crater Chick championship MEAN something for the very first time...all that all starts TONIGHT. -Midnight and Honeycomb walk off as we head back to ringside-

Discord: I really approve of Midnight Strike's attitude. Diamond Tiara needs to quit worrying about making all these new friends and start devising a plan to combat the ass-kicking Midnight is about to give her.

Garble: I firmly believe that Diamond knows exactly who she is getting in the ring with tonight. Her friendship trials are the last thing on her mind.

Discord: I guess we'll find out. I FIRMLY believe tonight is the night Midnight Strike truly ARRIVES her in the EWF.

-The camera pans over to a red vinyl platform that is currently holding the Crater Chick championship-

Garble: Well, there is the prize at stake. The vacant Crater Chick championship. By the end of this next match, one woman will proudly hold it high in the air.

-"Axeman" by Jim Johnston rings throughout the arena, as the crowd begins to cheer in excitement for the upcoming championship match-

Madden: The following conteeest, scheduled for one faaall...is, for the CRATERRR..CHIIIIICK..CHAAAAAAAAMPIOOOONSHIIIIP! Making her way to the ring, accompaniiied, byyyy HONEYCOOOOMB...from CLOUDSDALE! Weighing in at 140 POOOUNDS..MIIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIGHT STRIIIIKEEEE!

Garble: What a night this could be for Midnight Strike. This is her biggest match to date, and the biggest opportunity she's ever received. To be the third ever Crater Chick champion!

Discord: The championship was vacated last month when Cadance was given an ultimatum by Mr. Filthy Rich. If she gave up her newly won title, she would get to challenge for a great prize; the Eternal Women's championship. Naturally, she did just that.

Garble: A tournament was then created in order to crown the newest holder. Midnight Strike had to get through Bon Bon, Berry Punch, and finally, Rarity, which I'll admit, I was shocked to see her do, just to make it here.

Discord: As if that wasn't hard enough, tonight, she has to topple Diamond Tiara, who is practically on the cusp of superstardom, and is quickly becoming one of the most loved figures in all of EWF.

Garble: Midnight has her own slew of fans too, though. I'm not sure what she thinks about them, but it'll be hard not to tune them out, as they're all curious as to how this huge match is going to go down.

Discord: So am I. Championship matches always have a lot of hype around them, and it's even better when you've got two incredible athletes duking it out, both vying to have their name inserted into the record books...forevermore.

-Midnight makes her way to the ring as Honeycomb hops behind her-

*I'll tell you everything I know…* -more cheers can be heard as Midnight's opponent emerges from the backstage area to a warm ovation*

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompaniiied, byyyyy TURF! Aaaaand SIIILVER SPOOOOON..weighing in at 125 POOOUNDS...DIAAAAMOOOOOND...TIIIIIIIIIAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Garble: You mentioned the fact that Midnight is going to have to get through Diamond Tiara to get her hands on the Crater Chick championship, and that is true...but she also has to worry about who is in her corner...the former Chick Combo champions, Turf and Silver Spoon.

Discord: Ah, yes. How could I have forgotten? I think it is quite sweet that even though they don't see eye to eye with Diamond's new attitude, they're not willing to let that get in the way of their over a decade old friendship.

Garble: Sweet is the last thing I would refer to Turf and Silver Spoon as...nonetheless, they're in Diamond's corner on the biggest night of her career, so that says at least SOMETHING positive about them.

Discord: Throughout the course of this tournament, Diamond has had battles with Twilight Sparkle, Fleur De Lis, and even Amay Wythyst. Both her and Midnight have had their struggles throughout this tournament, but what matters is that they're here now, and one of their names will be etched into the nameplate of their new championship by the end of tonight.

Garble: I think a really interesting fact heading into this match is that neither one of these two have ever held a championship here in the EWF. That will all change very soon here.

Discord: And think of where Diamond was last month. Right at the tail-end of the most personal rivalry in EWF's history against Scootaloo. She was one of the meanest, cruelest individuals we had here. Now, just one month later, she's destroyed her tiara, and made amends with everyone she's ever wronged. I personally find Diamond a lot more BORING because of this, but there's no denying that her new attitude hasn't slowed her down one bit.

Garble: I was wondering at the start whether Diamond's new 'tude was a winning one, and she's proven it definitely is. Regardless whether she wins or loses here tonight, she's one of the EWF's brightest stars.

Discord: That's all well and good, but naturally, winning is the only thing that matters. If Diamond is not victorious tonight, turning to these fans for support is the worst decision she's ever made.

Garble: Maybe in your feeble mind it is, but now isn't the time to discuss that…

Turf: -yelling at the audience, pointing at Diamond- YOU SEE THIS GIRL?! THIS IS THE NEXT CRATER CHICK CHAMPION! AND WHEN SHE WINS, ALL YOU CHUMPS ARE GOING TO MEAN NOTHING TO HER! -the crowd boos-

Diamond: Come on, Turf! That's not true...I've gotten to this point BECAUSE of them!

Turf: Don't play dumb with me, Di! You're here because you're that damn GOOD. These shits don't even DESERVE you as champion! When you win, you're going to shove your championship in ALL of their faces, because they're losers, and you AREN'T.

Diamond: -pounding on the mat- They're NOT losers, and the only thing I'm about to shove is my FIST down your THROAT!

Turf: HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!

Garble: Oh damn!

Diamond: IF YOU TWO CAN'T BEHAVE YOURSELVES, YOU CAN LEAVE!

Silver Spoon: LIKE, WHAT DID I EVEN DOOOOO?!

Turf: -turning to Silver Spoon- She's right. This is your big night, Di...we won't ruin it for you...we promise.

Diamond: -sighs happily- I'm sorry about snapping at you both.

Turf: Don't worry about it, girl. We know how important this night is for you. Just get in there and do your thing!

Diamond: I will! -the three perform their Rump Bump as Midnight grows impatient-

Garble: Maybe they AREN'T on the same page as we thought….

Discord: Yeah, unfortunately….I was hoping this would've came to blows!

-Diamond extends her hand to Midnight, which she shakes off. Diamond shrugs and locks up with her as the bell rings-

Match 7: Crater Chick championship - Midnight Strike w/ Honeycomb vs Diamond Tiara w/ Turf and Silver Spoon

-8 minutes later-

-As the match gets action-packed, Honeycomb is approached by Silver Spoon and Turf-

Garble: Oh, why can't they just stay on their side of the ring?

-Turf and Silver Spoon get right in Honeycomb's face, beginning to take turns shoving her back and forth between one another-

Turf: You're blackie's little lesbian friend, huh? How's she doing right now? She's getting her ASS beat! Me, Spoony, and Di? We're going to GANGBANG the grumpy cunt while YOU watch!

-The crowd intensely boos, Silver Spoon promptly yelling at them to "SHUT UP!" Turf grabs ahold of Honeycomb's face-

Turf: You're too damn cute for this business, you know that? One of these days, you're going to be eaten ALIIIIIVE. Hahah-Honeycomb is dropped to the floor and scurries away as Turf and Silver Spoon look ahead to see Midnight Strike flying through the middle rope. She knocks both of them into the barricade as the crowd admires her-

Garble: Wait to go, Midnight! Teach those damn bullies a lesson! All Honeycomb was doing was cheering for her partner!

Discord: As we've seen before, Midnight won't admit it, but she is very overprotective of Honeycomb. Even when she's got the chance to win a title!

-Midnight looks down at Turf and Silver Spoon on her knees, glaring at them with fire in her eyes-

Midnight: If either of you so much as even LOOK at her the wrong way, I. Will. DESTROY YOU! -the crowd erupts with admiration-

Crowd: NUMBER ONE FRIEND! NUMBER ONE FRIEND! NUMBER ONE FRIEND!

Garble: I would be scared SHITLESS right now…

Discord: Turf and Silver Spoon had better heed that warning if they know what's good for them.

-Midnight holds out a hand, which Honeycomb accepts as she is brought back to her feet. She smiles warmly at Midnight before thanking her by giving her a quick hug. Midnight gets back in the ring as Diamond exits it herself-

Diamond: Hey! The hell were you two DOING?! She wasn't doing a DAMN thing to you!

Turf: We were just having some fun, Di! Owww…

Diamond: You bitches should REALLY watch out...I'm about to return to my roots, and you'll be the FIRST recipients!

Discord: More warnings from another angry woman!

Garble: Turf and Silver Spoon should keep their heads on a swivel if they wind up costing either of these women this match.

-Diamond gets back into the ring. She turns towards her side to see Midnight springboarding off the ropes the ramp is behind. Midnight brings her knees down into Diamond's forehead as they both fall to the mat-

Garble: Springboard Codebreaker! Could this be it?!

-Midnight goes for a quick cover, yet gets only two on Diamond-

Discord: Oh! Almost! She nearly had her!

Honeycomb: Come on, Middy! You got this!

-8 more minutes later-

Garble: Midnight's going up! Diamond's dazed and confused! We could be just mere SECONDS away from crowning a new champion!

-Midnight jumps off the top rope, looking to connect with Stroke of Midnight as Diamond is leaning over. At the last second, however, Diamond brings her head up as Midnight's feet touch it. The momentum sends Midnight high into the air as many fans begin taking pictures, trying to get the money shot. As Midnight loses height, she is caught in the Diamond Cutter as the crowd goes crazy-

Garble: OHHHHHH! SHE PICKED HER OUT OF MIDAIR! FUUUUUUCK!

Discord: DIAMOND CUTTER! MIDNIGHT WENT HIGHER THAN SHE EVER HAS!

-As the crowd chants "HO-LY SHIT," Diamond turns Midnight onto her back and lays over her chest-

*1….2….3!* -the bell rings as the crowd continues cheering-

Garble: She did it! She did it! In spectacular fashion, Diamond Tiara is CRATER CHICK CHAMPION!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEER...AAAAND THEEEEE NEEEEEEEEW..CRAAAATER. CHIIIIIICK CHAMPIOOOOOON...DIIIIIIIIAAAAAAMOOOOOOND..TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAARAAAAAAAA!

Discord: Have you EVER seen such an EMPHATIC, INCREDIBLE counter in all the time you've been commentating? Because I SURE haven't!

Garble: No, never! I didn't even think something like that could be POSSIBLE. Midnight literally has her FEET on Diamond's head, and is about to stomp her into the ground, but all Diamond has to do is RAISE her head up just enough that it FLINGS Midnight into orbit! Wow wow WOW! All of my wows!

-Diamond soaks in the cheers of the crowd as, just like Twist earlier, tears are forming in her eyes-

Garble: This night is so emotional to so many people. Diamond just proved to everybody that just because she has put her old ways behind her, she is NOT weak, she is NOT soft. She can hang with the best of them, and now she has the gold to PROVE it!

Discord: She is very well deserving, but my hat's off to Midnight as well. Had Diamond not had the wherewithal to deny that double foot stomp, there is no doubt the outcome of this match would've been different.

-Midnight rolls out of the ring disappointingly, not wanting to stick around any longer. Honeycomb runs after here-

Honeycomb: Middy, wait!

-Midnight turns around-

Midnight: -sadly- What, Honeycomb?

Honeycomb: I'm so proud of you. You were just about to win, I know it!

Midnight: -cheering up a bit- Well, thanks….

Honeycomb: You'll be champion one day, I KNOW it!

Midnight: Heh...with you by my side, I have no doubts.

Honeycomb: Awww! Middyyyyy!

Midnight: -chuckles, and puts her arm around her partner- Let's go…-they leave the arena as Diamond hugs her friends in the ring-

Silver Spoon: YOU DID IT, DIAMOND! OH MY GOSH OH MY GOOOOSHHHH!

-Diamond is hoisted in the air by Silver Spoon as Turf steps outside the ring, staring at the Crater Chick championship before picking it up out of its holder. She then enters the ring again-

Discord: These girls have had their differences, even tonight, but this must be a huge moment for all of them. All friends fight, but they come together, stronger than they were before after it's all said and done That's the sign of true friendship.

-Turf approaches Diamond with a smile, holding out her championship, which she soon gives to Diamond. The crowd cheers as Diamond raises it in the air. Turf claps, giving her friend a thumbs up-

Turf: Good job, Diamond! -very soon, though, Turf's grin turns into a scowl, and her thumbs up turns into a thumbs down. Diamond looks on in confusion, as Turf mouths the word "now."-

Garble: What the...what the he-Before Diamond can react, Silver Spoon falls back, dropping Diamond into the mat with an electric chair- Oh God! What is this?!

-The crowd begins booing as Silver gets to her feet, looking at Turf for instruction-

Turf: GET HER UP! GET THE BITCH UP!

Garble: No! Turf and Silver Spoon, piercing Diamond Tiara's back with the iciest dagger! This isn't right!

Discord: I guess all the things I said about their friendship was dead wrong...Turf and Silver Spoon are out for nobody but themselves!

-Silver Spoon picks Diamond up and wraps her arms around her wait as Turf picks up her former friend's newly won title-

Turf: YOU THINK YOU'RE QUEEN MIGHTY JUST BECAUSE YOU WON THIS? YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT US, DI! YOU AIN'T SHIT! -she slaps Diamond across the face, eliciting even more boos- YOU ALLLLLLLL CAN GO TO HELL! YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! -she turns back to Diamond- YOU TAUGHT US TO TEAR DOWN ANYBODY THAT WAS A GOODY TWO SHOES! WELL THAT'S YOU, DIAMOND.

Silver Spoon: YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF, DIAMOND. THIS IS ALL ON YOU!

Turf: AND THIS IS ALL ON US, AND BELIEVE YOU ME...WE'RE COMPLETELY FINE WITH THAT! -Turf rears back as Silver lets go, the Crater Chick championship being struck into the head of Diamond, who falls to her knees and then her stomach afterward-

Garble: A friendship of 10 years, is evaporating right in front of us….

Discord: Turf and Silver Spoon said they're fine with that. They seem to know what they're doing, but I don't know about this…

Turf: GET HER, 'SPOON! SHOW HER WHAT SHE GETS FOR FORGETTING ABOUT US!

-Silver Spoon begins pounding on the back of Diamond's head with her fists. She screams with each shot as Turf applauds the whole time. The crowd's boos get louder and louder-

Turf: YEEEEAAAH THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! WE DON'T FORGET WHERE WE CAME FROM, DIAMOND! YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!

Silver Spoon: YOU'RE TRASH! YOU NEVER DESERVED TO LEAD US! -Turf hands Silver Spoon Diamond's title-

Garble: Enough! She's gonna bash it across the back of her head!

-Turf quickly gets Silver Spoon's attention as the crowd comes alive at the sight of Scootaloo running running down the ramp-

Turf: SHIT! SHIT, GO!

-Silver Spoon drops the title and hurries out of the ring with Turf, just as Scootaloo slides in through the bottom rope-

Garble: Dammit! They got away!

Discord: At least no further damage was done.

Garble: Yeah, but enough was! I swear, it's hard to trust anybody these days...you think you know people, but you really, REALLY don't!

Scootaloo: -checking on her friend, while also looking at up at her attackers, who are retreating up the ramp- Diamond! Diamond, can you hear me? You crazy bitches!

Turf: WE AIN'T CRAZY. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CRAZY IF YOU THINK YOU CAN SAVE HER FROM US!

Silver Spoon: You're next, Shitaloo! -Turf laughs- Diamond went easy on you! You won't be so lucky when we get our turn!

Scootaloo: You stay the hell away from BOTH of us if you know what's good for you!

Discord: Look at how times have changed...just a month ago, The Mean Girls were at the helm of success on Lunacy. Now, they are shattered, and the woman they targeted throughout their entire run here in the EWF is the reason it's over.

Garble: The Mean Girls are no more, but that doesn't mean their friendship has to be! Turf and Silver Spoon's actions tonight were not only ridiculous, but downright DAMNING!

Discord: The greatest night in Diamond Tiara's career, become her worst in just a few short seconds…

-Turf and Silver Spoon smile wickedly, congratulating themselves on a job well done as Scootaloo brings Diamond to her feet-

*Matches 8 and 9 occur*

Silver Shill: I am now standing by with Scootaloo. I realize this might not be too good of a time for you-

Scootaloo: Yeah, tonight hasn't gone how I originally planned. That was Diamond's moment...I was supposed to come out there to congratulate her, but instead, I wound up leading her backstage…. -sigh-

Silver: I am very sorry about that. At the end of the day, how does what has transpired tonight affect you heading into your match with The Sword?

Scootaloo: The only way it affects me is that now I have another thing I am fighting for. Turf...Silver Spoon...the truth is, YOU two are nothing without DIAMOND. Your cowardly attack on her has only fired me up more, and that's not good for The Sword. When you talk about blindsides, Drollins, Reigns, and Ditzbrose...they're the MASTERS of them. I've been bullied almost all my life, and unlike Turf and Silver Spoon, who only talk crap, The Sword skips all that and goes straight to the beatdowns. That's good, because I'm not a patient woman. I still have a problem with sneak attacks, though. Tonight, there will be none of that. The Sword is going to be face to face with me, and they're going to CRACK. And I hope Turf and Silver Spoon are watching, because after the hurting I put on The Sword, they won't hesitate to walk away when I come to kick their asses! It was just one pay per view ago where I proved all my doubters wrong, and The Sword has been doing the same, but every unstoppable force runs into a brick wall soon enough. Me, Fluttershy, and Lightning are that brick wall, and no matter how sharp their blade is, The Sword cannot penetrate us. -Scootaloo walks off-

Silver: Good luck, Scootaloo. -he smiles-

-We head back to the arena, where the crowd is pumped up for the next match-

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -they are also pumped to cheer for these two superstars-

Madden: The followiiiing, SIX WOMEN..tag team conteeest, is scheduled for ONE FAAALL! Introducing first, at a COMBINED WEIGHT...of 244 POOOOUNDS...they are the CHICK. COMBOOOOO CHAMPIOOONS..FLUUUUTTERSHYYYYY, aaaaand LLLLLLIIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIING..DUST!

Garble: Last month at Frontline, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy walked in as the Chick Combo champions, but that did not help them in their first encounter against The Sword, as they walked out...as harsh as it is to say, losers.

Discord: And what a spectacle The Sword's debut match was. One of the longest matches in this company's history, which featured brawling every which way imaginable, carnage as far as the eye can see, and the decimation of the Chick Combo champions and Twilight Sparkle in the span of 5 minutes or less. Let's just say, on that night, Good ol' Discord was the happiest man in wrestling.

Garble: I'm sure you were. I don't know if there was a person in that building that wasn't stunned to see those three so...so handily DESTROYED at the hands of The Sword. I mean, I'm sure there were some that picked The Sword as the victor, can't say I was one of them, but nobody saw the way Drollins, Ditzbrose, and Reigns absolutely CLOBBERED their opponents coming.

Discord: -as the crowd begins thunderously chanting "YAY" along with Fluttershy- And that is the exact reason why I can't see The Sword losing here tonight. With all due respect to Scootaloo, I wouldn't consider her on the same level as Twilight...Fluttershy and Lightning Dust have basically DOWNGRADED in a sense, and yet they hope to overcome the monster that is The Sword?

Garble: Fair point, but they HAVE to believe that they will, otherwise, this is all hopeless.

*Out of my Way!* -cheers continue to fill the arena as Fluttershy and Lightning stand at the ramp, looking behind them. Scootaloo comes jumping out from the backstage area, pumping herself up-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR PARTNER! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 119 POOOUNDS...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Garble: This will be the first time Scootaloo has been in action since the night after Frontline, due to being attacked by The Sword nearly 3 weeks ago, in which she suffered a couple of bruised ribs.

Discord: The Sword tried their damndest to take out 1/3rd of their competition, but to Scootaloo's credit, she's still here, and she's here to FIGHT!

Garble: You noticed the taped up ribs, as well as what Scootaloo has been through tonight already. Having to save her friend Diamond Tiara from a brutal assault at the hands of two women she was positive were her friends, and then having to carry her out of the arena.

Discord: That will not stop Scootaloo, though. This is the woman who was put through absolute hell, in every sense of the word last month against Diamond Tiara! No matter how much punishment Diamond would inflict on her, there was no way she was going to say I Quit.

Garble: Well, this match is completely different. Not only because Scootaloo has two others watching her back, but because Scootaloo doesn't HAVE to say I Quit to lose. We all know how dangerous The Sword is when they work together, and Scootaloo could very well be prone to being knocked out by the fearsome trio.

Discord: Or worse, having MORE ribs or other bones broken. That's what you sign on for when you get in the ring, though. Scootaloo knows the hazard that awaits her, but she can't be intimidated. She WON'T be intimidated. Unless you don't stand up to the bullies, they won't go away.

-Scootaloo gives both of her partner a high five at once as they all three get into the ring. Scootaloo runs the ropes as Lightning jumps in place from side to side, calming Fluttershy down before the crackling of a walkie talkie gets their head in the game-

*SIERRA, WHISKEY, OSCAR, ROMEO, DELTA...SWORD*

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Coming down the aisleee...at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 395 POOOOUNDS...Beth Drollins, Rosely Reigns, and Diaaane Ditzbroseeee...THEEEEE SWOOOOORD!

Discord: For my money, no group in the EWF has made a bigger impact so far than these three woman; Drollins, Ditzbrose, and Reigns, the collective unit known simply as The Sword.

Garble: They have claimed from the very beginning that they are here to purge the EWF from injustice, yet they've spent their time doing nothing but attacking innocent people. They've cost people titles, injured others...they're hypocrites, flat out HYPOCRITES.

Discord: They believe what they are doing is RIGHT, so who are you to question them on their beliefs?

Garble: I'm a commentator. It is my JOB to break down these sorts of things.

Discord: Okay. And it is The Sword's job to wrestle, and they are about to do that...WRESTLE. Who cares how they get there, because they sure don't. They believe injustice is seeping through the very cracks of this arena, and they will kill themselves to solve it or die trying.

Garble: It also doesn't hurt to have a check to cash or a title to call your own, does it?

Discord: Well, yeah! That comes at a later time, though! The Sword's top priority is to rid the EWF of their injustice problem, and tonight is another step towards doing that.

Garble: I'm glad you and them share the same apartment in Fantasyland…
-Drollins and Ditzbrose step over the barricade, as does Reigns on the other side. All 6 women stare each other down, Fluttershy being the most ready to look away-

Discord: I have a feeling this match will tip the chaotic scale!

Match 10: The Sword vs Scootaloo, Lightning Dust, and Fluttershy

-2 minutes later-

-Early in the match, Lightning grabs a squirming Ditzbrose and throws her into her corner. She undoes the protective vest, throwing it outside of the ring and exposing a black training bra-

Garble: Lightning's looking to do some damage!

-Lightning rears back before chopping Ditzbrose in her exposed chest. Ditzbrose grows as Lightning sends another chop onto her, and then she goes into a chopping frenzy, not stopping until her chest is good and red. She then tags in Scootaloo, who performs her own array of chops, and then tags in Fluttershy, who instead of chopping, prefers to send kicks upon the beet red chest. The crowd chants "Yay" with each well-placed kick before Ditzbrose collapses to the floor, holding her chest and struggling for air-

Discord: It's not looking so good for The Sword in the early portion of the match, especially for Diane Ditzbrose…

-6 minutes later-

-Lightning Dust has Beth Drollins positioned outside the ring. She runs off the ropes, preparing for a dive to the outside, when Ditzbrose steps in front of her partner-

Discord: What a fantastic display of partnership! Diane Ditzbrose is sacrificing herself so the legal woman isn't at risk of getting hurt, and sooner or later, pinned.

-Lightning Dust responds by knocking her feet into Ditzbrose with a baseball slide, which knocks her to the mat. She turns around and is CLOBBERED with a clothesline by Rosely Reigns-

Garble: OH! And there's yet another example of The Sword having the number's advantage, even when this is an even matchup!

Reigns: YOU AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN', FOOL!

-Drollins picks up Lightning and throws her back into the ring, as The Sword successfully regains control of the match-

-7 minutes later-

-Drollins has Fluttershy in a rear naked choke. She grits her teeth as she torques the neck of Fluttershy, yelling "COME ON" at her-

Garble: Beth Drollins with a very frantic style of offense...Fluttershy is struggling to get out of this submission predicament.

Crowd: FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY!

-Fluttershy in due time gets to her feet, thanks in part to the crowd's chants. Before she can elbow Drollins in the gut she is sent back into The Sword's corner, Drollins sending her shoulder into Fluttershy's gut as Ditzbrose reaches over and tags herself in. Ditzbrose reaches over Drollins' body and lands a punch on Fluttershy's forehead. She then slams her fist into her back as Fluttershy retreats to another corner. Ditzbrose begins to bring the point of her elbow into the back of Fluttershy's head, sending her to her knees-

Garble: Do your job, ref! This woman is nuts!

Referee: Hey hey hey! Hey hey! -He begins to pull the incensed Ditzbrose away from the corner. Ditzbrose complies and turns around to go back to work on her prey. What she doesn't expect is that Fluttershy is already running towards her-

Discord: OBEDIENCE TRAINING! EXPLODING OUT OF THE CORNER!

Garble: But can she take advantage!?

-Ditzbrose sells the knee well, sitting up with signs of a recovery before she falls flat on her back again. Fluttershy slowly crawls over and makes a cover, but the attempt gets just a 2-

Discord: They've got to strike harder than that if they want to take out the Hounds of Justice!

-5 minutes later-

-Scootaloo has Reigns trapped in her signature Bow & Arrow which she has utilized in the past-

Garble: Will Rosely Reigns, the largest member of The Sword, be the one to succumb to defeat here tonight?!

Discord: It would be ironic, as she is the one that is usually talking that trash!

-Ditzbrose enters the ring, sliding into Scootaloo's head which releases the pressure and causes Reigns to fall onto Scootaloo-

Garble: And there again is Diane Ditzbrose! These gals are like a swarm of HORNETS.

-Lightning enters the ring, taking down Ditzbrose and herself outside to the floor. The referee chastises them as Scootaloo shoves Reigns off of her before getting to her feet, which Beth Drollins takes the time to springboard off the ropes and smash her knee into the side of Scootaloo's head-

Discord: You've got to be ready for ANYTHING when it comes to The Sword!

-Drollins quickly escapes the ring as the referee's attention turns back to the match. Reigns shoots the half but doesn't quite get the 3-

-3 minutes later-

-Drollins had went for the Curb Stomp but Fluttershy got to her feet at the last second and rocked Drollins with a roundhouse kick-

Garble: The EWF Universe is fully behind Fluttershy!

-Fluttershy points her index fingers in the air, getting a "YAY" from the crowd each time-

Discord: She's looking to finish off Drollins!

-Before Fluttershy can execute another obedience training, Rosely Reigns enters the ring and knocks her to the mat with a meaty forearm. She then begins stomping on her until Scootaloo enters the ring and begins brawling with her, sooner or later knocking her to the mat with Stunted Growth. Ditzbrose enters the fold and clotheslines both herself and Scootaloo over the top rope-

Garble: This match has been way more contained than The Sword's debut, but it looks as if the action is finally going to start spilling outside!

Discord: Please! If any of you ladies want to take out an announcer's table, take out the Spanish one. Leave us be!

-Scootaloo begins pounding Ditzbrose as she is on her knees, but Reigns comes barrelling over to her, Spearing her through the barricade!-

Garble: Scootaloo never saw it coming!

Discord: Her bad ribs! Her bad ribs! They have GOT to be broken!

-Ditzbrose wastes no time, collecting Reigns and re-entering the ring as Drollins takes out Lightning with a Reverse STO into the Turnbuckle. Fluttershy tries to approach but she is forced down into the mat by Ditzbrose and Reigns-

Garble: Scootaloo's down, Lightning Dust is down, and now all that is left...is Fluttershy.

Discord: No! P-please be gentle with her…

-Fluttershy is beaten down until The Sword decide that playtime is over. Ditzbrose and Drollins lift Fluttershy up as Reigns roars, but Lightning enters the fray as she pulls out Reigns' legs from outside the ring. Reigns is thrown to the side as Fluttershy escapes the Powerbomb scenario by Double DDT'ing Ditzbrose and Reigns. Lightning enters the ring and shares a look with Fluttershy, each pointing to the turnbuckle behind them-

Garble: Looks like the Chick Combo champions are about to fly in STEREO!

-Lightning and Fluttershy head to the top rope. Fluttershy attempts a Front Dropkick but Ditzbrose dives at the ropes, causing Fluttershy to lose her balance and fall off. Lightning needs to avoid that and focus on ending this match, as she and Drollins are the legal participants-

Discord: It didn't work out for Fluttershy, but I have a feeling Lightning Dust is about to win this match for her team!

-The referee takes his eye off the prize in order to escort Fluttershy and Ditzbrose out of the ring while Lightning jumps off the top rope, twisting herself in mid air. The only problem is that Rosely Reigns gets back in the ring and SPEARS her straight into the mat!-

Garble: WHAT!? LIGHTNING GOT KNOCKED STRAIGHT OUT OF THE AIR BY THAT WICKED SPEAR!

Discord: That was beautiful to watch, but it must've hurt like hell for Lightning!

-Reigns rolls out of the ring as Drollins drapes her arm over Lightning's body-

Garble: And now a cover! *1….2….3!* -the crowd cheers at the amazing finish to an amazing match- You have got to be kidding me! The Sword win AGAIN!

-Drollins gets to her feet, throwing her arm in the air before falling to the mat and rolling out of the ring. Reigns is right there with her-

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERRRRS...THEEEEE SWOOOOOOORD!

Garble: Lightning Dust was going for her DAZZLING finishing move, Astraphobia, but Rosely Reigns about speared her out of the damn building! I am about the most shocked person in this arena!

Discord: The Sword has beaten the Chick Combo champions, and a woman with a MAJOR chip on her shoulder, Scootaloo! -The Sword are already in the crowd, celebrating their win with bumps and bruises, but smiles on their faces nonetheless- That's a team, people...that's one hell of a team…

-Drollins puts her arm around Reigns, as Ditzbrose screams "DO YOU BELIEVE NOW?!" Fluttershy recovers from her fall off the top rope and looks stunned as her partners lay in a heap both inside and outside the ring-

Garble: Poor Fluttershy...if she wouldn't have stumbled off the ropes, I have a sneaking suspicion this match would've ended differently.

Discord: We can't talk about "what ifs" and potential circumstances! The bottom line is The Sword has picked up yet another monumental victory, and they remain the most dominant force in ALL of the EWF. End of story!

Garble: When you're right, you sure are right...no matter how focused you are, you just CAN'T seem to slow down the Hounds of Justice…

-The Sword stands on the top of the rampway, each member putting their fists together so the camera can zoom in on their symbol of excellence-

Discord: Those could very well be the fists...that shake the EWF to its core...and whether you like it or not, is IRRELEVANT.

*Match 11 occurs*

Garble: We are getting down to the wire here at Uprising. There's only 3 matches left to decide on the card, and ALL of them have something incredibly valuable at stake.

Discord: As did the match we just witnessed. But now we shift focus, to the Carnage championship, which, if you can believe it, has still only had ONE holder throughout its existence.

Garble: That would be the self-proclaimed "King of Cuteville," Rumble, who during his entire reign has been extremely impressive and represented the title well. The problem is that he is constantly running his mouth about how unstoppable he is.

Discord: He also has abused those who got him to this stage of his career on numerous occasions. With seemingly no competition left, Rumble's ego grew to that of unmagnanimous proportions.

Garble: But all that changed on one fateful day last month, when a new challenger rose from obscurity…

*A video package is aired, chronicling Giz Hero's arrival in the EWF to present day*

*Since they wanna know…* -the crowd erupts in cheers-

Madden: The following conteeest...iiiiiis, for the CAAAARNAAAAGE..CHAAAAMPIONSHIIIIIIP! Introducing the challengeeer...from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 232 POOOOUNDS..GIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO!

Garble: The man who single-handedly REINVIGORATED his career after nearly 3 months of irrelevancy, and now look where he is...challenging for the Carnage championship in one of the main events of a pay per view.

Discord: He actually went one on one with Rumble at Frontline in the second to last match on the card. That may give you the impression that these two's rivalry isn't as hot as it once was, but that is completely wrong. If anything, it's heated up after the unintentional injury of Rumble's one time valet, Flitter.

Garble: You say it's unintentional, but I still firmly believe Rumble knew exactly what Rumble was doing. Ever since winning that title, he's never cared about anyone but himself.

Discord: After all that has happened, we have to wonder what Rumble is going to do tonight in an attempt to save his oh so beloved championship, and if Flitter and her sister will try to stop him.

-Giz enters the ring, jumping on the top turnbuckle and performing his machine gun taunt with his arms, which many audience members do along with him. The crowd welcomes him to Uprising with chants of "HE-RO"-

Garble: Right from his entrance here in the EWF, Giz Hero has absolutely won the crowd over, and that will help charge him to what he hopes is a victory here tonight.

*Is it my eyes, when you look at me?* -unlike Giz, Rumble does not get straight cheers, he gets half and half-

Madden: Aaaand HIS OPPONENT! Making his seasonal residence in CAMPOOOO GRAAAANDE, BRAZIIIIIL! Weighing in at 201 POOOOUNDS...he is, the CARNAAAAAGE..CHAAAAAMPIIIIOOOON..RrrrrrrrUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!

Discord: With trusty selfie stick in hand, championship around his waist, Rumble heads to the ring as only he can, preparing for what may be his most challenging title defense yet.

Garble: And after some wonderful defenses against the likes of Damien Sandow, Bill Nyeker, Flash Sentry, and Shining Armor, that's saying something…

Discord: And all of those men are great competitors, but it DOES say something about Rumble that he ousted them ALL. He's ruled the men's division for just about five months!

Garble: In reality, that isn't very much time. Hell, it feels like last week when Rumble defeated Overdrive to be christened the very first Carnage champion...but since then, Rumble has become the very last original title holder in the EWF. Lightning Dust, Trixie, EGO, all of the very first champions to own their respective titles have already...lost them.

Discord: And if we're being honest, who expected out of all of those champions that RUMBLE would be the last one on top? You look at him, and he just seems so disinterested, like he doesn't belong in a wrestling ring, but he's a terrific competitor!

Garble: He is most disinterested. No matter how it happened, he BEAT Giz Hero last month, and he's beaten everyone else that's been thrown at him. He's bored. In his mind, Rumble will beat Giz Hero again tonight, and then he'll move onto the next...uh, uggo, as he says.

Discord: He believes he is going to be Carnage champion forever, and that's the right outlook to have. But beating Giz Hero a second time will be far from easy. We know that, and I think Rumble does too. Which is why, if he gets the opportunity, something sneaky is going down!

-Rumble lays across the ring apron, snapping selfies until Giz Hero comes over and reaches over the top rope, grabbing Rumble's hair-

Garble: Giz is tired of waiting! After all Rumble has said about Giz, mocking him and trying to keep him away from the girl he loves out of sheer JEALOUSY!

Discord: Forget all that! I'm JEALOUS of Rumble's hair, and now it's being ruined!

-Rumble screams as Giz throws him over the top rope and into the ring. The crowd seems to love it, though-

Discord: This isn't good! I can only imagine how long it takes Rumble to get his hair JUUUUUST right….

Garble: And he doesn't have his jacket off yet! Seems there's no rest for the wicked. And just to fill you in, Thunderlane will NOT be in his brother's corner tonight after he was DEMOLISHED at the hands of Bulk Biceps before we went on the air. Rumble is literally ALL alone.

Match 12: Carnage championship - Rumble vs Giz Hero

-7 minutes later-

-Rumble, now with his jacket off, leaps off the top rope. Giz gets to his feet in time and catches Rumble. He then twists him in the air and JAMS his knee right into his back!-

Garble: What a counter! A tilt-a-whirl backbreaker out of midair!

Discord: We've seen a lot of unexpected reversals done in the air here tonight, and there's another spectacular addition to the list!

-Giz goes for a quick pin, but Rumble gets the shoulder out at 2-

Garble: The longest reigning champion in EWF history isn't going to be beaten THAT easily!

-6 minutes later-

-Giz runs at Rumble, spinning himself and then launching his forearm into his jaw. The crowd OHHHs at the impact, but Rumble does not sell the move. He responds by knocking his foot into Giz's jaw, the crowd OHHHHHHs even louder before BOTH men fall to the mat-

Garble: Discus Forearm, followed by the Supermodel Kick! Both men are down!

-The referee begins his 10 count-

Discord: If neither man can get to his feet before the count of 10, this match will be a no contest, and Rumble will retain his title!

-Giz gets up at 8 and a half and Rumble gets up at 9. He is then quickly taken back down to the mat as Rumble grabs his legs, looking out at the crowd who cheers vividly-

Garble: Looks like the Gorgeous One has a one way ticket on the Carousel of Carnage!

-Before Giz can swing Rumble, Rumble rolls Giz up into a small package-

*1…..2…..-Giz kicks out, leaving Rumble flabbergasted-

-8 minutes later-

-The referee is currently down as Rumble grabs a chair from outside the ring-

Garble: We knew it was only a matter of time…

Discord: This is great! BASH him over the head with it!

-Rumble enters the ring as Giz begins to stand up. He readies himself with the chair as the crowd boos-

Garble: Look out, Giz! LOOK OUT!

Discord: Hey, look!

-Flitter jumps up onto the apron and nabs the chair from Rumble's hands. The crowd cheers as Flitter throws the chair to the outside and then slaps Rumble. Rumble holds his cheek in shock before shoving Flitter down to the floor, which makes the crowd boo-

Garble: Oh, come on! What a prick Rumble is!

Discord: Last month he likely let Flitter get Uppercutted, and now he PURPOSELY shoves her to the ground….

Garble: He cares about the well being of no one but HIMSELF.

-Rumble steps outside the ring and glares at Flitter, who looks up at her former friend with a saddened frown-

Rumble: You stay OUT of this…-he picks up the chair- What I'm about to do to your man is all YOUR fault!

Garble: Sure, place the guilt on the innocent woman...this is pathetic…

-Rumble begins to slide under the bottom rope, but he is pulled out by...Cloudchaser-

Rumble: GIRLS! -he throws a mini tantrum- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! LEAVE! BOTH OF YOU!

-Cloudchaser shakes her head as she gives Rumble a swift kick in the crotch. The crowd cheers majorly as Rumble drops the chair, putting both hands against his nether region-

Discord: Ohhhhhhhhh! That's smarts!

-Cloudchaser picks her twin up, causing her to smile. Rumble is then given a Double suplex by the twins on the floor outside-

Garble: You've made your bed, Rumble...now LIE in it!

-Giz collects his bearings and comes out of the ring. Flitter blows him a kiss as he picks up Rumble and puts him back in the ring-

Cloudchaser: He's all yours!

-Rumble tries to hit his Beauty Shot but Giz catches his legs and then lets him fall to the ground-

Garble: Could it happen this time?!

-The crowd cheers loudly as Giz spins Rumble for a total of 20 rotations. The referee begins to stir awake as Rumble scampers dizzily to the corner, while Giz prepares himself in the corner diagonal to him-

Discord: I think I sense a FEEL GOOD moment coming on!

-The crowd strengthens in cheers as Giz looks out at them, stretching his arms with the help of the top rope as he bides his time. Rumble soon gets up, and that is Giz's cue to rush over to him and spin in the air, landing an Uppercut on his jaw-

Garble: PERFECTLY PLACED UPPERCUT! THIS IS IT!

-Rumble falls to the mat and his soon turned over on his stomach as Giz pins him. The referee slowly comes to and shakes off his cobwebs-

Discord: The ref is up!

-Flitter, Cloudchaser, and the fans count along as the referee makes that all important 1….2…3! The bell rings as Giz rolls off of Rumble-

Garble: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! A NEW KING OF CARNAGE!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEERRR...AAAAAND THEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEW...CARNAAAAAGE CHAMPIOOOOOOON...GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO!

-Flitter and Cloudchaser jump in the air, their breasts bouncing as they hug each other. Giz crawls to the middle of the ring as the referee hands him his championship. Giz accepts it as he puts both his hands inside the leather, holding it high in the air-

Garble: AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK. AFTER THE BLOOD, SWEAT, AND THE TEARS...COMES TRIUMPH! I ASSURE YOU TRIUMPH COMES AFTER!

-As Giz soaks in his historic victory, he is tackled to the mat and kissed furiously by Flitter. Cloudchaser applauds her sister's boyfriend behind them as Giz embraces Flitter-

Discord: I was a big fan of Rumble's swagger, his attitude, and the overall way he represented the Carnage championship. But with his reign also came a lot of unnecessary tactics, like the ones he displayed just a few moments ago. With the type of competitor Giz Hero is, I know for a fact we won't get any of that. Congratulations, Giz!

-Giz poses with the title at all 4 corners, the crowd continuing to shower him in "HE-RO" chants. As Giz gets down from the last corner, he is grabbed from behind-

Garble: HEY! IT'S BULK BICEPS!

-Bulk launches Giz behind with a German Suplex as Flitter and Cloudchaser leave the ring-

Discord: What is this MONSTER of a man doing out here?!

Garble: Fresh off the annihilation of Thunderlane, I guess he's here to inflict even MORE damage!

Discord: Giz just went through the most competitive match of his life!

-Bulk stalks over to Giz and clasps his hands around his waist again, tossing him with another spine-rattling German suplex-

Garble: And another German! This man could literally do WHATEVER he wants, but why NOW of all times?! Giz was relishing in the biggest win of his career!

Discord: That's as good a time as any to make a STATEMENT to the new champion!

-Bulk lifts Giz up by his trunks as then hoists him onto his shoulders-

Garble: He's not done yet...I wish he was, though!

Discord: So does Giz…

-Flitter gets on the apron-

Flitter: BULK, PLEASE! PLEASE STOP!

Cloudchaser: Put him down, Bulk!

-Bulk looks on at his former friends with bulged eyes, as he releases Giz with a spin. Giz falls face first into the mat as Flitter can do nothing about it-

Discord: When you're as big as Bulk Biceps, you don't have to listen to anyone…

-Flitter and Cloudchaser enter the ring frantically as Bulk goes to leave. He turns around and walks over by the commentator's tables, where Rumble is lying and trying to process losing his title. Without hesitation, Bulk lifts him up-

Garble: NOBODY'S SAFE! THIS GUY'S OUT OF CONTROL!

-Bulk propels Rumble behind him with an Overhead Belly to Belly suplex. He then gets to his feet and roars as Discord is in heaven at the sight of all this chaos-

Garble: Rumble definitely deserved that, but it's not like he could've fought back! You really must be enjoying this…

Discord: HAHAHAHAAAA! THIS IS EXCELLENT! He can Suplex whoever he wants, as long as it isn't me!

-Bulk picks Rumble back up and looks towards the direction of Garble and Discord-

Discord: Oh hell no! I'm not getting any closer to this than I already am!

Garble: Same!

-The two skedaddle just in time as Bulk throws Rumble over the commentary table and into Garble's seat-

Garble: At least the table isn't destroyed…

-Bulk waltzes over to the Spanish announce table and pulls off the cover and monitors forcefully-

Discord: Those hombres won't be so lucky, though!

-Bulk grabs the pair of nearby steel steps and sets them up in front of the announce table. He then notices Rumble very slowly trying to crawl away, so he goes over and rounds him up-

Garble: Rumble isn't going to be able to escape whatever Bulk has planned for him…

Discord: Whatever it is, it isn't good! Not one bit!

-Bulk walks up to the top step with Rumble spread out in his arms. Without much hesitation, he drives Rumble through the announce table with a thunderous F5!-

Garble: RUMBLE MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!

Discord: As if losing his title wasn't enough, now he's got this near 300 pound MASTODON trying to kill him! And I'm thoroughly enjoying it!

-Bulk walks back into the ring as Rumble lays among the carnage. Flitter and Cloudchaser have since been joined by a few doctors that are checking on him-

Discord: We're going to need some medical assistance for Prince Pretty!

-Bulk stands over Giz with rapid breathing as the doctors try to get him away as quick as possible-

Garble: And look who is coming down the ramp now….

-Suri Poloman walks down the ramp and steps into the ring. She stands at the side of Bulk-

Discord: That's Suri Poloman, a talent scout who we've seen over the past month try to acquire the services of Bulk Biceps.

Suri: Don't worry, men. He won't be an issue for you. -she reaches over Flitter's shoulder, grabbing the Carnage championship which was lying on Giz's waist- I'll just be taking this for a second….here you go, sir. -she hands it to Bulk, who raises it into the air to mostly boos, looking up at the precious championship as he does so. He then lays it back over Giz's chest as Suri gestures to the ropes, a sign that they are leaving-

Garble: -as Bulk's music hits- Was...was this instructed by Suri Poloman, or did Bulk Biceps purposely come out here with her permission?

Discord: Does that really matter? When it comes down to it, Bulk Biceps just cleared HOUSE. He took out the former champion AND the current champion all at once...he killed two birds with one humongous stone, and he just FORCED himself right smack dab into the title picture.

-Suri never takes her eyes off of Bulk with a smile on her face as they walk up the ramp-

Suri: That was step one, and you made it look so PAINFULLY simple. -she pats Bulk on the back as they head to the backstage area. The last image we see is Flitter holding the hand of Giz tightly as doctors continue to check on him. More doctors arrive at ringside to tend to Rumble-

*A promo for the Queen of the Scene and King of the Ring tournaments, which both take place all through the next month airs*

*Match 13 occurs*

Garble: Just like any of our other pay per views, Uprising has been a thrill, not only to watch unfold, but to call as well.

Discord: All good things must come to an end, however, which is where our main event comes in.

Garble: And what better match to end things off with then the most personal rivalry on the entire card? The amount of lives Sunset Shimmer has made hellish could be enshrined in a memorial, but perhaps no one has been as affected by her shenanigans than Twilight Sparkle.

Discord: Not only did Sunset make it professional by stealing away the Eternal Women's championship from Twilight, but she singlehandedly snatched her own brother away from her, causing a massive rift between them that may never be patched up.

Garble: Twilight can at least make up for the professional part by regaining her championship, in what will be a match fueled by hatred and hostility. Settle in, folks, because I have a feeling that an ass kicking of severe proportions is about to take place!

*A promo airs that tells the story of Twilight and Sunset's rivalry, from Sunset taking the title at Final Reckoning to Shining Armor walking away from his sister*

*A hundred thousand stories, have filled my he-ead…* -the crowd comes alive as they are set for the main event-

Madden: The following CONTEEEST, scheduled for ONE FAAAALL, iiiis..for the ETERNAAAAL..WOMEEEEEN'S..CHAAAAAAMPIONSHIIIIIIP! Introducing the challenger, frooom LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 122 POOOOUNDS...TWIIIIILIIIIIGHT..SPAAAAARKLEEEEE!

Garble: We have not seen Twilight in action since her brother, Shining Armor, broke her heart by ABANDONING her during a tag team match...this whole thing STILL leaves a bad taste in my mouth….

Discord: Usually Twilight is very friendly with the fans as she makes her way down to the ring, but you can tell she's going to kick it into the next gear tonight. This is her official rematch since losing the title to a woman who wasn't even involved in the original match.

Garble: That's just the kind of thing we've expected from Sunset Shimmer...with the rest of The System stuffed in her back pocket, she can practically make it out of any situation unscathed. I truly and sincerely hope Twilight leaves her in a broken heap in the middle of the ring!

Discord: It's well documented that I embrace the more...villainous characters here in the EWF, but Sunset Shimmer is too much for my taste. How could a human being BE so evil?

Garble: Well, I guess our commentary is going to be a bit biased tonight...sounds good to me. I always enjoy tearing into Sunset.

*And now….it's all o-ver now…* -The crowd does their own tearing into Sunset...with boos-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From-Twilight slides under the bottom rope and begins running up the ramp-

Garble: Oh shit! Twilight's going to meet her up front!

-Sunset panics, quickly removing her title, but before she can use it, Twilight dives on top of her and begins pounding on her face viciously-

Discord: Twilight cannot contain herself! She's beating down her most fierce rival!

-Twilight literally rips some of Sunset's hair from her head and throws it to the side before beating her down even more. Sunset tries to mount her but is not successful-

Garble: I hope that wasn't hair extensions, because I want the pain she's feeling to be REAL!

Discord: YES! OHHHHHH YES! PUNCH HER! KICK HER! FLATTEN HER FACE!

Sunset: SHINIIIIIING! GET HER OFFFFFF!

-The crowd chants "FUCK HER UP" until Shining goes behind her sister and yanks her off of Sunset. Then they begin booing-

Garble: Put her down! Haven't you done enough, you prick?!

Discord: No, no! This is good! Maybe Twilight will knock his lights out, too!

Garble: Hmmm...good point.

Twilight: -not squirming- Let me go, Shining! I'm going to make her my BITCH, just like she is in reality!

Shining: You don't know her like I do!

Twilight: I wish you could see what I se-Sunset gets to her feet and kicks Twilight in the kidney. Shining lets go of her as his sister drops to the cold steel of the ramp-

Garble: I have a feeling what Sunset is about to do to Twilight is going to be very uncomfortable to watch….

Discord: Sunset as a whole is an entirely unpleasant person, so I'd expect nothing less.

-Sunset picks up Twilight and rams her back into the metal bars on the barricade that separate the fans from the entrance ramp. She does this multiple times and then opts to smash her head into it-

Garble: Ugh! Each time Twilight's head slams into that steel I cringe…

Discord: And this match is still not underway, but by the time the bell rings, Twilight may be in no condition to even compete!

-7 minutes later-

-The match has still not been started as Twilight and Sunset have been brawling all throughout the arena, Shining Armor following behind them-

Garble: They're coming back through the crowd and making their way back up on the ramp!

Discord: This is an awesome scene here at Uprising! I hope this match NEVER starts!

-Sunset and Twilight trade punches on the very edge of the ramp. Twilight catches one of Sunset's punches and wraps an arm around her neck-

Garble: Oh no...they're so very close to the edge!

-Twilight jumps off of the edge with Sunset in her grasp, both crashing down off the ramp and onto a concrete floor-

Discord: THE SPELL CHECK! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN COULD BE OUT OF THIS MATCH!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: It is, but this whole situation is extremely dangerous! There's no give to that concrete floor!

-Shining jumps off the ramp and checks on his girlfriend-

Discord: And of course that smoozeball Shining Armor checks on his girlfriend and not his sister…

Garble: I'm tired of talking about that douche. He's pussy whipped to the EXTREME.

-6 minutes later-

-Both women can barely stand at this point after all the abuse they've put onto themselves. Sunset is currently in control as she has Twilight down in the tech area away from the ramp-

Discord: That referee isn't getting his paycheck tonight...he isn't officiating anything.

Garble: There's nothing to officiate when the match hasn't even begun. Props to EWF management for allowing these two to settle their bad blood. This has been brewing for SUCH a long time!

-Sunset approaches Shining and rips his belt off of his pants-

Discord: Oh man! Sunset is very forward…

-Sunset takes the belt and lashes it across Twilight's back, causing her to cry out in pain-

Garble: I'm getting flashbacks to Sunset's strap match with Cadance last month...OWW OWW OWWW!

-Sunset continues to whip Twilight's back with the belt, before she straddles her and begins choking her with it-

Sunset: SHINING NEVER LOVED YOU AS MUCH AS HE LOVES MEEEEE! NO MAN COULD EVER LOVE A PATHETIC LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU! DIIIIIE! DIIIIIIIEEEEE!

Crowd: TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT!

Garble: Wrong again, Sunslut. These FANS love Twilight, and that's all that matters right now!

Discord: Twilight's getting to her feet!

-Twilight struggles to make it to her feet as Sunset whips her head around. Twilight begins walking and somehow gets her fingers in between the belt. She begins pulling it apart from her throat as the crowd cheers-

Crowd: TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT!

Garble: She's escaping! SHE'S ESCAPING!

Twilight: GO….TO….HEEELLLLLLL! -Twilight pulls on the belt, which sends Sunset head-first into a TV monitor. The crowd OHHHHHHs as Twilight falls to the floor, Shining quickly running up to his girlfriend in panic-

Discord: AN EMPHATIC STATEMENT BY TWILIGHT!

Garble: SUNSET SHIMMER WENT RIGHT THROUGH THAT MONITOR! OH MY GOD!

-Shining picks up Sunset in his arms and notices blood is pouring down her forehead and collecting on his shirt-

Garble: Sunset is bleeding like a stuffed pig!

Discord: Euuuuughhhhhhh…...nobody is going to want to kiss her for a while!

-Sunset begins throwing a fit as she pushes Shining away at the sight of her blood on his shirt. She gets on her knees on the floor and puts her hands to her forehead. She screams when she sees blood on them-

Garble: Normally when a person sees their own blood, it changes them; makes them more primal. But Sunset seems like she's sick to her stomach….

-Twilight comes over and begins punching the open wound of Sunset repeatedly-

-3 minutes later-

-Twilight finally gets in the ring, handing the Eternal Women's title to the referee. He holds it up in the air as Sunset begins crawling to the ring-

Discord: Over 15 minutes later, it looks as if our main event is about to begin!

-Shining runs over and grabs the title away from the ringside attendant. He runs over to Sunset and hands it to her before yanking her up to her feet and beginning to rush away from the ring. The crowd boos-

Garble: Of course...run when the going gets tough, that's Sunset and Shining's M.O. lately…

-Twilight shakes her head and exits the ring and begins running after the two-

Discord: Nuh uh! Not today! Twilight's coming to get her title back!

-Twilight grabs Sunset and turns around, rushing her and her title back into the ring. The referee rings the bell as Sunset screams in terror-

Garble: It's on!

Main Event: Eternal Women's championship - Twilight Sparkle vs Sunset Shimmer w/ Shining Armor

-Sunset pleads with Twilight immediately to start off the match-

Discord: Sunset will do ANYTHING at this point to keep her championship!

-Twilight pulls Sunset up by her hair and wastes NO time in hitting her with the Take A Note!-

Garble: THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! WE'RE GONNA CROWN A NEW CHAMPION!

-Twilight covers Sunset. The referee gets in position-

*1…...2…..-Shining Armor pulls the referee out of the ring as the crowd descends nuclear boos onto him-

Garble: OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WHEN WILL IT END?!

Discord: Twilight was THIS close!

-Twilight looks at her brother with disgust, but also like she is about to give up. Shining shakes his head as an old foe comes rushing down the ramp-

Discord: Hey! There's Flash Sentry!

Garble: YES! Shining Armor former best friend, now turned hated enemy, and that's all because of Sunset Shimmer, as well!

Discord: Think of all the relationships she's ruined…

-Shining notices Flash and runs to his right, jumping over the barricade as Flash is trailing behind him. Flash jumps onto the barricade and then off of it as he crashes into Shining. He begins brawling with him up the flight of steps as Twilight turns her attention back to the match-

Garble: That gets rid of one problem, at least…

-Twilight turns around as Sunset pulls out a lead pipe from her trunks. She attempts to hit Twilight with it but Twilight catches her arm and brings her to the mat, locking in a Crossface-

Garble: OH! CROSSFACE! CROSSFACE HOLD!

Discord: Sunset tried to use that lead pipe her and her boyfriend has utilized in the past, but Twilight saw it coming! There's no referee to ring the bell if Sunset taps, though!

-The crowd goes wild once again as another familiar face appears on the stage-

Garble: AND THERE'S CADANCE! WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE THE THRASHING SUNSET SHIMMER GAVE HER LAST MONTH!

Discord: Yet another person who DESPISES Sunset Shimmer! It's like an intervention!

-Cadance walks down the ramp and enters the ring. Twilight looks surprised, yet delighted to see her-

Garble: She's added a little more black to her hair! She looks like one BAAAAD chick.

-Cadance smiles at Twilight and steps on Sunset's hand as she desperately tries to reach for her lead pipe that got knocked out of her hand when she was taken to the mat-

Garble: Sunset isn't going to get out of this one! There's no way!

-Cadance picks up the lead pipe, but keeps her foot on Sunset's hand-

Cadance: I'll take care of this….-she smiles at Twilight, which puts Twilight in a false sense of security as Cadance suddenly brings the lead pipe down onto the back of Twilight's head-

Garble: WHAT?! WHAT!? NOOOO! IT CAN'T BE!

Discord: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?

-Twilight releases the submission hold as she holds the back of her head in pain. Half of the crowd boos furiously while the other half doesn't know WHAT to think. Sunset crawls to Cadance's boot, grabbing at them. Cadance smirks down at her and holds out her hand-

Garble: You must be fucking joking….WHAT IS THIS?!

Discord: I thought Cadance hated Sunset with a BURNING, intense PASSION! And now she's...HELPING HER?!

-Sunset takes Cadance's hand, smiling with her blood-stained teeth. The two share a quick hug as the crowd is even MORE taken aback-

Garble: They...THEY JUST HUGGED! They...they…

Discord: ….

-Twilight gets to her feet and upon turning around and walloped in the forehead with the lead pipe, courtesy of Cadance once again-

Garble: Oh AND THE LEAD PIPE CONNECTS WITH TWILIGHT'S CRANIUM….THERE IS SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENING HERE AT UPRISING! AND I WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN TO ME JUST WHAT IT IS!

Discord: It's COLLUSION, that's what it is! Twilight is going to get SCREWED once again!

-Cadance pulls back the front of Sunset's trunks herself and places the lead pipe inside. She pats the spot, which is near Sunset's crotch with a wink. Sunset laughs as the crowd is beyond themselves with boos-

Garble: A WINK? LAUGHTER?! IT'S AS IF LAST MONTH THESE TWO WEREN'T WHIPPING THE FLESH OFF OF EACH OTHER WITH LEATHER STRAPS!

-Sunset picks up Twilight as Cadance exits the ring. Twilight is soon raises into the air and then dropped on her head-

Garble: The Last Sunset….

-Cadance forcefully pushes the referee back into the ring-

Garble: It cannot end like this! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT'S GOING TO END LIKE THIS!

Discord: Kick out, Twilight! KICK OUT!

-The referee slowly crawls into position as it takes all of Sunset's strength just to keep Twilight's leg up-

*1…..2…..3…* -much to the the shock and chagrin of everyone in the building, the bell ring as Cadance dusts her hands off, a job well done-

Garble: I can't believe that just happened….this is not real….

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEERRRR...aaaaand STIIIIILLL..the ETEEEERNAAAAL..WOMEEEEEEEN'S CHAMPIOOOOOON...SUUUUUUUNSEEEEEEEET...SHIIIIIIIIMMMEEEEEEERRRRRR!

Garble: There….there is no explanation for this...someone is literally playing a joke on us….

Discord: It seems like month after month, Sunset Shimmer pulls out a bigger and bigger trick up her sleeve...we all thought Cadance was here to help ensure that Twilight, her good friend, her ex-boyfriend's sister that she had known since Elementary school, would walk out of here as Eternal Women's champion….after all the vile, horrible things Sunset Shimmer has down to this woman, we thought she was returning to give her a taste of her own medicine one last time. ONE LAST TIME!

Garble: But instead...we get THIS. This...this SHIT. ARE WE IN A DREAM? ARE WE IN ANOTHER REALM-AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE? BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY, WE ARE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE SUNSET SHIMMER AND CADANCE CAN COEXIST IN THE SAME RING, AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT NOT WANTING TO RIP EACH OTHER TO SHREDS. SHREDS! THESE WOMEN LOOOOOOATHE EACH OTHER!

-Cadance arrogantly grabs the title from the ringside assistant, entering the ring and handing it to Sunset, who she pulls into another hug and raises her hand high while she is in her arms-

Garble: AND THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN! HUGGING! A FRIENDLY GESTURE, FOR WOMEN THAT AREN'T FRIENDS! NOT EVEN CLOSE! UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING WE'RE NOT BEING TOLD! In that case...WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?! WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCKHAS HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT AT UPRISING? WHY ARE WE GOING OFF THE AIR TO THIS GARBAGE?!

Discord: It's like making a deal with the devil….what have you done, Cadance?

Garble: SHE'S FUCKING NUTS. IT ALL STARTED WHEN THAT BITCH STOLE SHINING ARMOR FROM HER. EVER SINCE THEN SHE'S NEVER BEEN THE SAME...SHE'S SO OVER THE MOON THAT SHE HAS NO IDEA WHO HER ENEMIES ARE! THIS WOMAN ISN'T FIT TO WALK AMONGST A SANE SOCIETY!

-The crowd chants "BULLLLL-SHIT" as loud as they can, while Sunset and Cadance leave the ring and begin walking up the ramp, both smiling as they walk past fan after fan that now despise both of them-

Garble: I'D LIKE TO ASK ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE! HOW IS HAPPENING?! HOW DOES THIS FUCKING WOMAN KEEP DOING IT?! HOW IS SHE NOT DEAD?! WHY DID CADANCE NOT KILL HER IN THE RING JUST NOW!? SHE TOOK EVERYTHING FROM HER...LITERALLY EVERYTHING, AND SHE HAD A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE EVERYTHING AWAY FROM SUNSET SHIMMER, AND SHE DIDN'T...FUCKING...DO IT! WHY?! THESE TWO ARE LEAVING UPRISING TOGETHER. SUNSET'S LEAVING THE ASYLUM, STILL THE ETERNAL WOMEN'S CHAMPION FOR SOME INSANE REASON, AND WHEN WE COME BACK TO THE ASYLUM TOMORROW, SHE'LL STILL BE CHAMPION! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG TO HAVE AN EXPLANATION! PEOPLE...WHAT THE FUCK?! TWEET ME! LET ME IN ON WHAT I'M MISSING, BECAUSE I DON'T GET THIS! I DON'T GET HOW TWILIGHT SPARKLE ISN'T CELEBRATING WITH THE CRATER CHICK CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT NOW! I MEAN THE ETERNAL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! FUCK! HOW DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE ANY TITLE STILL?! I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW DISATISFIED I AM WITH THIS OUTCOME! WE GOT BLOOD, WE GOT DESTRUCTION, BUT WE ALSO GOT THE MOST UNCONVENTIONAL ENDING TO A MATCH I'VE EVER SEEN! WHY IS THIS A THING?! WHY DID I HAVE TO SIT DOWN IN A CHAIR AND CALL WHAT I JUST SAW?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I SAW! THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER THE MAT, MY SANITY IS DESTROYED, MY PERCEPTION OF WHAT IT MEANS TO HATE SOMEONE ALONG WITH IT, AND WORST OF ALL, THIS TWO-TIMING, UNDESERVING, ASS-KISSING FUCKSTICK SUNSET SHIMMER, IS STILL THE ETERNAL WOMEN'S CHAMPION! THE CROWD HATES IT, I HATE IT, FUCK IT! YOU ALL ENJOY YOUR EVENING, ESPECIALLY YOU TWO, CADANCE AND SUNSET, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME! BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU...THAT YOU'RE BOTH FUCKED! BOTH OF YOU! WHATEVER YOU'RE UP TO IS SHIT, AND YOU'RE BOTH SHIT PEOPLE, AND I HOPE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE TONIGHT! GODDAMMIT!

-The show ends with a blood-soaked Sunset Shimmer standing at the top of the ramp holding her title with her right hand as Cadance holds her left hand. The crowd is booing louder than they likely ever have before. The last thing we hear is the crowd sounding off with sing-song like chants of "AAAAAAASSSS-HOLES!"

Crowd: AAAAAAAAASSSS-HOLES! AAAAAAAAASSSS-HOLES! AAAAAAAAASSSS-HOLES! AAAAAAAAASSSS-HOLES!

-Cadance blows the audience a big kiss as we fade to black, the chants still going strong to the very end-

Match Results:
Dark Match: Bulk Biceps defeated Thunderlane by pinfall (9:31)
Dwight Dawson & Xavier Kendrick defeated Overdrive & Vultarian (13:45)
Amay Wythyst defeated Twist by pinfall (21:04)
Diamond Tiara defeated Midnight Strike by pinfall (NEW CHAMPION!) (17:52)
The Sword defeated Fluttershy, Scootaloo, and Lightning Dust by pinfall (28:36)
Giz Hero defeated Rumble by pinfall (24:49)
Sunset Shimmer defeated Twilight Sparkle by pinfall (2:52)