*A massive fireworks display erupts on stage as Take it by Staind plays, the sound of fireworks is mixed with that of screaming fans*
Garble: Welcome members of the EWF Universe to Uprising. The Lunacy Asylum is filled with over six-thousand eager fans. I'm Garble here on commentary with my Sublime colleague, Discord.
Discord: And I'm ecstatic to be here. There's little better than doing commentary for an EWF Pay-Per-View. This is where the real fun happens. We're also joined by the EWF's new Spanish announce team, Bur Itto and Ta Quito.
Garble: I'm sure our Spanish viewers will be grateful for the dual commentary once tonight's heated matches start up. We've got a Battle Royal, a contract match, and we're starting things off with a Fatal-Four-Way tag match for the Combos of Carnage Championships! Let's waste no time!
*The Other Side by Bruno Mars Plays*
Baritone: The following Fatal-Four-Way Tag Team match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Combos of Carnage Championship! Introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing a combined 242 pounds, Couchmate!
Discord: Here comes one of Sublime's many oddball teams. Couchmate is probably the biggest pair of underdogs on Friday nights. They entered the Combos of Carnage title scene when they saved Rack Attack from a brutal assault of EGO and Canterlot Class early in the month.
Garble: I'm sure EGO and Canterlot Class will remember that during this match as well. Couchmate better be ready to put it all on the table.
*Fancy music plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Canterlot, accompanied to the ring by Fleur De Lis, weighing a combined 479 pounds, EGO!
Garble: EGO utterly dominated the male tag-team division for four months until Rack Attack dethroned them in an upset that was nothing less than shocking.
Discord: Nobody expected the combination of rivals in Ryder and Ace to actually go anywhere, but they've turned out to be more effective than anyone could have predicted.
*More Fanceh music*
Baritone: And introducing next, from Canterlot, weighing a combined 482 pounds, Canterlot Class!
Discord: Cantlerlot Class was one of Sublime's only cohesive male tag teams until the appearances of Couchmate and Rack Attack. I'm sure they'll do anything to get back into the limelight.
*WOO WOO WOO! You know it! Oh Radioooooo*
Baritone: And their opponents, weighing a combined 424 pounds, they are the Combos of Carnage Champions, Rack Attack!
Garble: And here's the fan favorites of this match, the champions themselves. Rack Attack is both bizarre and fun, two qualities which have ingratiated them with the audience.
Discord: The fan support can certainly be a strong motivation, but they're going to need an equal amount of skill if they're going to come out on top of a match with three opposing teams.
Match 1: Combos of Carnage Championship Fatal-Four-Way, Couchmate vs. EGO vs. Canterlot Class vs. Rack Attack
-Ryder,Blueblood,Checkmate, and Fancy Pants start out inside the ring-
*5 minutes later*
-Fancy Pants and Blueblood perform a double suplex on Ryder-
Garble: EGO and Canterlot Class seem to be sticking together so far, but I can only wonder how long it'll last.
-Fancy and Blueblood turn around only for both of them to be taken out by a dive from Checkmate-
Discord: Checkmate out of nowhere with that dive! And everyone is down!
-Checkmate is the first to recover, and he quickly attempts to pin Fancy Pants-
*1...2-Kick-out!*
-Checkmate goes to pin Blueblood instead-
Garble: Checkmate's first pin attempt failed, and now he tries his other opportunity!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: No joy, what an upset it would of been though.
-While Checkmate is pinning Blueblood, Fancy Pants makes a tag to Gustav Le Grand, Gustav rushes into the ring and quickly ambushes Checkmate-
Garble: And now Gustav gets in on the action! Checkmate is caught completely off guard!
-Gustav hits a Le Grand Finale-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Discord: So close, but Checkmate still has fight in him.
*9 minutes later*
-Hoity Toity levels Zack Ryder with a hard clothesline, meanwhile Ace screams to be tagged from the sidelines-
Garble: Ace is the only member of this match who has not yet had time in the ring. Ryder desperately needs to make a tag to his partner.
-Hoity Toity sets up to hit an Upper Class but is ambushed by Davenport who hits a Liquidation-
*1..2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Hoity survived Davenport's sudden attack, but it gave Ryder the opening he needed!
-Ryder quickly makes a tag to Ace who rushes into the ring. Gustav moves to attack him but is quickly knocked down with a hard punch, Davenport then tries to stop Ace but is Irish Whipped out of the ring, lastly Ace tackles a recovering Hoity Toity and hits a Low Serve-
*1..2..-Kickout-*
Garble: Ace almost had it. You have to admit though, that was a very impressive entrance.
Discord: Indeed. Ace entered this match fresh and took on all comers, all three of his opponents are now incapacitated. We'll see if the momentum holds.
*4 minutes later*
-Ace and Davenport both charge at Blueblood, but he takes them out with a double clothesline. Upon turning around he's surprised by Fancy Pants who hits him with a Sweet and Elite-
*1..2..-Kick-out!*
Garble: This match has been off the rails from start to finish and it just keeps going.
-Fancy Pants picks up Blueblood and Irish Whips him out of the ring, the two start fighting outside. Meanwhile Davenport tags in Checkmate who climbs the turnbuckle and takes out both Blueblood and Fancy Pants with a suicide dive, earning cheers from the audience-
Discord: Suicide Dive! Checkmate rolls the dice!
Garble: And now only Ace is standing.
-Ace exits the ring and tries to survey who's the most worn down, he picks up Blueblood and rolls him into the ring, but as he's entering Blueblood gets back to his feet and suplexes Ace over the ropes-
Discord: Blueblood turning the tables on Ace, could this be it?!
-Blueblood sets up and hits a Pedigree, but Ryder breaks up the following pin. Blueblood begins to attack Ryder, but is blindsided by Checkmate. This allows Ryder to get back behind the ropes and for Ace to make the tag-
Discord: This chaos just shows no signs of stopping!
*3 minutes later*
-Fancy Pants and Blueblood are trading punches in the ring, Blueblood sets up for a Pedigree but Fancy Pants fights out of it. Fancy Pants Irish Whips Blueblood into the turnbuckle and sets him up for a suplex. Then Checkmate lifts them both and suplexes both of them-
Garble: Holy shit! Checkmate just suplexed both Blueblood and Fancy Pants at the same time! He could pin either of them after that.
-Ryder enters the ring and charges at Checkmate, Checkmate counters him and sets up for a Castle, but Ryder counters that and hits a Rough Ryder-
*1...2...3!*
Discord: Ryder did it! Rack Attack retains!
Baritone: Here are your winners, and still Combos of Carnage Champions, Rack Attack!
-Zack Ryder and Ace celebrate to the cheers of the crowd*
*Lunacy Segments*
Garble: We're continuing with Uprising's early tag team blitz with another championship match, Sublime Tag Team Champions Babs Seed and Sour Tooth will face the former champions, The Spa Twins.
Discord: We also finally know the participants of the World Brawler's Number One Contender's match. It will be Dr. Caballeron vs. Damien Sandow. Sublime's newest additions will be facing off for the right to take on the well established Underbaker.
Garble: It's sure to be a great showdown, but for now let's enjoy what's sure to be another spectacular tag team match.
*Spa Twins' theme plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing a combined 258 pounds, the Spa Twins
Discord: The Spa Twins have been riding a roller-coaster of momentum since the start of their careers. Their beginning was filled with floundering in the singles division, but they finally found their talent when they really dived into the tag-team division.
Garble: Until Babs Seed and Sour Tooth caused that momentum to come to a grinding halt. Tonight will see if The Spa Twins can get that momentum back or be forced to claw their way back up the mountain again.
*Basic Thuganomics Instrumental plays*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, weighing a combined 244 pounds, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth.
Discord: Babs Seed has been a constant presence in Sublime's mid-card, from an intense rivalry with her cousin Apple Bloom to teaming up with fellow Apple Dynasty outcast Sour Tooth to capture the tag-team titles.
Garble: Babs Seed and Sour Tooth are considered nothing but thugs for some, but they sure are talented thugs.
Match 3: Sublime Tag Team Championship, Spa Twins vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth
*8 minutes later*
-Sour Tooth Irish Whips Aloe into the ropes, on the rebound Aloe jumps into the air and kicks Sour Tooth upside the head, she sets up for the Treatment, but Sour Tooth counters and goes for a cavity, Aloe counters that and Irish Whips Sour Tooth into the turnbuckle, where she tags in Lotus Blossom and the two work together to suplex Sour Tooth-
Discord: Excellent and fluid teamwork by the Spa Twins so far. Sour Tooth may be in trouble if she can't tag in Babs Seed soon.
*8 minutes later*
-Babs Seed is hitting Lotus Blossom with a series of punches, Lotus manages to catch one and hits The Treatment on Babs Seed-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Garble: So close. The Spa Twins were just a second away from reclaiming their titles.
-Lotus Blossom sets up for another finisher, but Babs Seed counters and Irish Whips Lotus into the turnbuckle, following up with a charging elbow attack. While Lotus is stunned Babs Seed hits a Rotten Core, going for a pin. Aloe attempts to intervene but Sour Tooth tackles her out of the ring-
Discord: And Sour Tooth coming out of nowhere, taking both herself and Aloe out of the ring! Can Babs Seed get the win?!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, and still the Sublime Tag Teams Champions, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth!
Garble: And the rising star team of Babs Seed and Sour Tooth has proven that their victory was not a fluke. That was a competitive match.
*Backstage*
and his female partner are walking together backstage when they encounter Daring Do-
Caballeron: Hola, senorita Daring.
Daring: Don't "hola" me, Caballeron. You've never been one for honest work. So what's your angle here?
Caballeron: There is no angle. I've turned over a new leaf. I'm a completely different man now.
Daring: Pft. Wish I could believe that.
Caballeron: If you're still angry about that time in Honduras, it was nothing personal. Besides, I knew you'd make it out alive. Look, if you don't believe me, just ask Senorita Canstanza here, she'll confirm that I'm a better person now.
Canstanza: It's true. Do you really think the EWF would hire a criminal?
Daring: I wonder sometimes...
Canstanza: Perhaps you are simply jealous.
Daring: Jealous? You kidding? Caballeron would stab a girl in the back just as soon as he would date her. You'd be better off leaving while you have the chance.
Canstanza: And what would you know ab-
Caballeron: Senoritas, please. This is no time for arguing. I'm sure Daring will get past her grudge in time, now, I have a match to compete in.
-Caballeron and Canstanza take their leave-
*HALLELUJAH*
Baritone: The following World Brawler's Number One Contender match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Palo Alto, California. Weighing 247 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, Damien Sandow!
Garble: Here comes Damien Sandow, a former member of the Lunacy roster. He started off strong, entering into a high profile rivalry for the Carnage Championship with Rumble and Bill Nyeker. However, after that initial month Sandow slowly slipped off the radar.
Discord: Lucky for him he was traded to Sublime, where his career seems to be rejuvenating.
*Classy dance music plays*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Beunos Aires, Argentina, weighing 207 pounds, and standing six foot, one inch tall,
Dr. Caballeron!
-Caballeron and Canstanza emerge on stage, dazzling the audience as they dance their way to the ring.
Discord: Caballeron is another Sublime newcomer who's made quite the impact. Both of his performances thus far have shown impressive skill, and Caballeron has proved he has both style and substance.
Match 4: World Brawler's Championship #1 Contender's Match, Damien Sandow vs. Dr. Caballeron
*6 minutes later*
-After a series of grapples Sandow goes for a Russian Leg Sweep, but Caballeron slips out of it and goes for a Samba Jive. Sandow counters that and Irish Whips Caballeron into the turnbuckle before charging at him. Caballeron stops him in his tracks with a high kick to the face-
Garble: Back and forth these two men go. Each is eager to prove himself and earn a shot at that coveted championship. Neither is giving an inch.
-Caballeron climbs the turnbuckle and dives at Sandow, but Sandow catches him in mid-air and slams him to the mat-
Discord: Caballeron went high risk and paid the price, could this be it?
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
Garble: Caballeron was almost finished, but this isn't done yet.
*6 minutes later*
-Caballeron Irish Whips Sandow out of the ring, he then climbs the turnbuckle and dives out of the ring, taking out Sandow just as he starts getting up-
Discord: Incredible! Caballeron putting it all on the line with that insane dive! Can he capitalize?
-Caballeron picks up Sandow and goes to roll him back into the ring, but Sandow stuns him with an elbow to the stomach and slams Caballeron's face against the mat. He then Irish Whips him straight into the steel steps-
Garble: Oh shit! Sandow just sent Caballeron flying right into that steel! That could be a match-ender right there.
-Sandow forces Caballeron back inside the ring and goes for a pin-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*-
Discord: And Caballeron still manages to kick out! Sandow can't believe it!
-Sandow picks up Caballeron and goes for a Terminus, but Caballeron counters and Irish Whips Sandow into the ropes. On the rebound Sandow hits Caballeron with a big boot, following up with a Russian Leg Sweep-
Garble: A big boot and a Russian Leg Sweep! Sandow's looking to put him away!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new number one contender for the World Brawler's Championship, Damien Sandow!
Discord: That was a very impressive match and both of these men put on a great performance, but Sandow proved to be the superior.
-Sandow walks away in victory, looking quite pleased despite boos from the crowd-
*Backstage*
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm here backstage with Trixie, who will be fighting Night Glider in the next match. Trixie, give us your thoughts on this new opponent.
Trixie: Night Glider is nothing more than a wannabe wrestler. She defeated Trixie in a fluke match and stands little chance of ever getting anywhere in this company. She should just save herself the embarrassment and quit now, before the GREAT and POWERFUL TRRRRIXIE, proves to the whole EWF Universe that Night Glider is just a one hit wonder.
Marigold: Well not quite. She's actually won two matches. So she'd be a two-hit wonder.
-Trixie glares at Marigold-
Trixie: Trixie has better things to do...
-Trixie walks off, leaving Marigold with an incomplete interview-
*I was born to fly, I was born to wiiiiiin!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Equalitopia , weighing 127 pounds, standing five foot, seven inches tall, Night Glider!
Discord: And sprinting down to the ring is Night Glider. Sublime's newest fighter, well not officially, yet.
Garble: The stipulation of this match is that if Night Glider can successfully defeat Trixie, she'll earn a contract and become part of Sublime "officially".
Discord: Night Glider certainly impressed the EWF Universe by being the first woman to ever break Trixie's trademark Ursa Lock. However, Trixie underestimated her in their first battle. She'll be out for blood this time.
*Trixie's theme plays*
Trixie: And introducing her opponent, from the glorious metropolis of Manhattan, standing an imperial five foot, eleven inches tall, and an optimized 140 pounds, the GREAT and POWERFUL, TRRRRRIXIE!
Crowd: Nobody cares! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* Nobody cares! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* Nobody cares! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Discord: Forever will Trixie be haunted by that chant.
Match 5: Night Glider vs. Trixie (If Night Glider wins, she receives an official contract)
*6 minutes later*
-Night Glider rebounds off the ropes and tries to tackle Trixie, but Trixie kicks her down in mid-air. She then picks Night Glider up and sets up for a Spellbound, Night Glider counters that and tries to hit a Shroud, but is countered herself as Trixie picks her up and body slams her down to the mat-
Garble: Night Glider is putting a lot of energy into her offense but Trixie so far has been denying her at every turn. She's in total control of this match right now.
Discord: And Trixie being in control is the last thing you want. She's very proficient in technical wrestling and can put you into all kinds of painful situations if you give her enough time to set it up.
*5 minutes later*
-Night Glider goes for a Shroud, but Trixie counters and Irish Whips her into the turnbuckle, she goes for a running attack but is stunned by a kick to the face. Night Glider then goes for a Dusk Descent but Trixie counters by raising her knees. She then picks up Night Glider and goes for a Spellbound, but Night Glider counters and Irish Whips her out of the ring-
Discord: And now the chaos spills outside of the ring!
-Just when Trixie's getting up Night Glider flings herself over the ropes and hits a Suicide Dive-
Garble: Suicide Dive! Night Glider putting it all on the line!
-Night Glider recovers first and tires to roll Trixie into the ring, but Trixie counters with a hard elbow to Night's midsection, she then slams Night Glider's head against the ring and tosses her into the nearby steel steps-
Discord: Night Glider literally thrown into that steel! Trixie is just brutalizing her opponent!
-Trixie rolls Night Glider into the ring and attempts a pin-
*1….2..-Kick-out!*
Garble: Night Glider is somehow still holding on, and Trixie can't believe it.
*6 minutes later*
-Trixie Irish Whips Night Glider into the turnbuckle before picking her up and slamming her back into the corner, she repeats the process, throwing Night Glider hard against the turnbuckle over and over-
Discord: Night Glider has been taking a consistent beat-down most of this match. Trixie wants revenge against the woman who ruined her last claim to fame and is out for nothing less than blood.
-Trixie takes Night Glider down to the mat and starts going for the Ursa Lock, managing to get it locked in despite resistance from Night Glider-
Garble: And Trixie has the Ursa Lock. Can Night Glider make history repeat and break Trixie's trademark submission hold once more?
-Night Glider tries to use the same tactic she used previously to break the Ursa Lock, but Trixie keeps readjusting to avoid it, forcing Night Glider to make a slow crawl for the ropes-
Discord: Night Glider's only hope is for a rope break, but can she make it in time?
-Night Glider manages to grab the bottom rope, but Trixie refuses to release the hold-
Ref: That's enough, Trixie! Break the hold! 1….2….3….4-
-Trixie releases the hold before giving Night Glider a grudging kick to the mid-section, she rolls over on her back and Trixie then proceeds to stomp on her repeatedly-
Garble: Trixie is just going on a rampage. Night Glider's continued resistance is infuriating her.
-Trixie picks Night Glider up and goes for a Spellbound, but Night Glider counters and hits a Shroud-
Discord: Shroud! Can Night Glider finally turn things around?
-Night Glider ascends to the top rope and makes a Dusk Descent-
Garble: Dusk Descent! Night Glider could win her contract right here!
*1…...2…3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Night Glider!
-Night Glider celebrates on top the turnbuckle admist the cheering fans-
Discord: That was an incredible match. Despite being brutalized for most of the match Night Glider still managed to beat the odds and win her contract. She's now an official member of the Sublime roster. I think we may have seen a new star born here tonight.
*Lunacy Segments*
Garble: That was a stunning battle for the Crater Chick Championship. Certainly a treat for the EWF Universe.
Discord: And we have another title match that will hopefully be an equal treat. Former International Champion Daring Do will fight in her rematch against the woman who dethroned her at Frontline, the current champion Octavia.
*Never Back Down!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the International Championship, introducing first, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Daring Do!
Discord: Daring Do was the original International Champion, and held the title for nearly four months until Octavia managed to defeat her at Frontline.
Garble: In a Fatal-Four-Way of all things! With a superplex that still has people talking.
*A remix of Beethoven's 8th plays*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, nine inches tall, she is the International Champion, Octavia!
Discord: Octavia is one of Sublime's many stories of a superstar starting at the bottom of the heap and climbing their way up to greatness. Ever since getting a change of attitude and joining Canterlot Class Octavia has been ascending the ladder.
Match 6: International Championship, Daring Do vs. Octavia
*6 minutes later*
-Octavia goes for a Sonnet, but Daring Do counters to attempt a Sapphire Shock. This is also countered as Octavia Irish Whips Daring Do into the ropes, allowing Daring to hit her with a drop-kick on the rebound-
Garble: This match has been very high-paced and intense so far. Neither of these women are giving an inch.
-Octavia gets up and tries to grapple Daring Do, but Daring counters with a Hurricanrana, shen then ascends the turnbuckle-
Discord: A stunning Hurricanrana! Daring is showing Octavia why she's the original International Champion.
-Daring Do goes for a Daring Dive, but Octavia rolls out of the way. Both women get to their feet before charging headfirst at each other once again-
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia tries to Irish Whip Daring out of the ring, but Daring grabs onto the outside of the ropes, Octavia charges at her only for Daring to pull down on the ropes and send her sprawling outside-
Garble: Daring turned the tables on Octavia with that maneuver, but can she capitalize?
-Daring goes to move in, but Octavia grabs her with a surprise grapple and throws her into the barricade,she then takes Daring over to the corner of the ring and starts slamming her face into the steel steps repeatedly-
Discord: Octavia is using those steel steps as a deadly weapon! It won't take many hits of that before Daring is finished.
-Daring manages to break free by delivering an elbow into Octavia's face, she then takes Octavia over to the announce table and slams her head into it before tearing the table down-
Garble: Oh here we go…..save the coffee and chocolate milk.
-Daring rolls Octavia on to the announce table and re-enters the ring before climbing the turnbuckle. She then hits a Daring Dive and puts Octavia through the announce table-
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Discord: Holy shit is right! Both of these women now lie devastated!
*2 minutes later*
-Daring and Octavia stand in the center of the ring, trading off hard punches. The crowd going "Ooooh!" after each hit-
Garble: Daring and Octavia are now slugging it out, both women look completely exhausted.
-Daring grapples Octavia and after a series of counters she hits a Sapphire Shock-
Discord: Sapphire Shock! Could Daring be about to reclaim her title?
-Daring Do climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a Daring Dive, but Octavia recovers enough to head-butt her just prior to impact, causing Daring to hit the ground and spasm in pain-
Garble: What the?! Did Octavia just counter the Daring Dive, with a headbutt?!
Discord: That had to be excruciating for both women. Either of them could have a concussion after that.
-Octavia, despite being in bad shape as well, manages to throw an arm over Daring and make a pin-
*1…..2…..3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still the International Champion, Octavia!
Garble: That Daring Dive would of likely resulted in Octavia's defeat had it connected properly. But then Octavia headbutts Daring just prior to impact. Unbelievable.
Discord: I knew Octavia was hard headed but God damn.
*An equal sign appears and the camera switches to Starlight Glimmer walking through the city*
Starlight: It's been a long journey, but the destination will be worth the work. Soon my pilgrimage will be complete and the great crusade for equality will begin. This city, these people, they do not know true fairness, true greatness. That will all change with my arrival. I'm going to turn the EWF Universe upside down and rebuild it to my own design. Nothing will ever be the same after the story of Starlight Glimmer.
-Starlight arrives outside of the Lunacy Asylum-
Starlight: Time to make some noise…..
Garble: Starlight Glimmer isn't on the match card, I wonder what's she's planning .
Discord: I don't know, but there's already going to be plenty of chaos to go around. It's time for the World Fighter's Number One Contender match, a six woman Battle Royal!
Garble: It's sure to be a fiery contest. Sublime stars of many different kinds are inhabiting this match. The unpredictable Pinkie Pie, Pretty Vision the rising star, Amira the foreign enigma, the psychotic Colgate. That sounds like an explosive mixture to me.
Discord: And let's not forget the one who holds the biggest advantage, Commander Hurricane. She's ruthless and formidable in her own right, and to add to it all Private Panzer is now part of this match .Panzer is bound by contract to assist Hurricane, so the two are almost going to be like a tag team in this battle.
Garble: It certainly changes the dynamic of the match. Instead of a six woman free for all it'll be closer to four teams of one and one team of two.
Match 9: WF #1 Contender's Match,Battle Royal: Private Panzer vs. Commander Hurricane vs. Amira vs. Colgate vs. Pretty Vision vs. Pinkie Pie
*5 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane and Private Panzer have Colgate in the corner and are beating her down together-
Discord: Hurricane and Panzer have been working in tandem so far this match, weakening their opponents down one by one.
-Pretty Vision attacks Hurricane and Panzer from behind, a brief fight ensues before Pretty Vision sends Hurricane sprawling out of the ring with a drop-kick and hits a Double Vision on Panzer-
Garble: Hurricane gets knocked out of the ring! But let's remember, in this Battle Royal there is no over the top rope elimination, opponents can only be defeated through pinfall or submission. Discord: Speaking of pinfall, we might have our first elimination right here.
-Pretty Vision goes for a pin on Private Panzer-
*1….2…-Kick-out!*
Garble: And Panzer kicks out. Hurricane almost lost her "insurance" on the first knock-out.
-Before Pretty Vision can decide what to do next she's ambushed by Amira who hits her with a Dust Devil-
Discord: Amira coming out of nowhere!
*1….2…-Kick-out-*
-Amira stands up only to be hit by a Pinkie Sense-
Garble: And now Pinkie Pie!
*1…..2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: This match is devolving into pure anarchy. One near fall after another!
*6 minutes later*
-Amira, Pinkie Pie, and Colgate are brawling outside of the ring, meanwhile Pretty Vision is getting tag teamed inside of the ring by Hurricane and Panzer. She recoils from a punch by Panzer only to walk right into a clothesline from Commander Hurricane-
Garble: Poor Pretty Vision is just getting mauled. She just doesn't have a chance in this two on one fight.
-Commander Hurricane goes for a Legion, but Pretty Vision counters. Before she can capitalize she's hit by a Lancer from Private Panzer-
*1….2….3!*
Discord: And there goes Pretty Vision.
Elimination 1:Pretty Vision by Private Panzer
*5 minutes later*
-Private Panzer goes for a Biltz on Amira, but Amira counters and locks in the Camel Clutch on her-
Garble: The Camel Clutch! Panzer could be in big trouble here!
-Commander Hurricane goes to interfere, but is blindsided by an attack from Colgate-
Discord: Hurricane attempted to help her threatened soldier, but Colgate was waiting to pounce. Panzer will have to fight out the hard way.
-Panzer manages to to escape from the Camel Clutch and tries again for the Blitz, but Amira counters it a second time and tosses Panzer out of the ring. Meanwhile Commander Hurricane hits a Legion on Colgate and lands a Big Boot on Amira right as she turns around-
Garble: Both Colgate and Amira are down! Now Commander Hurricane must choose which one to pin!
-Commander Hurricane attempts to pin Colgate, but she kicks out-
Discord: No joy there. Will she try her luck pinning Amira?
-Hurricane gets ready to pin Amira but is attacked by Pinkie Pie. The two brawl for a short time before Hurricane hits a C5 after a series of grapples. Before she can make a pin attempt she's attacked by Amira who attempts a Dust Devil, but Hurricane counters with a Legion-
*1….2…..3!*
Garble: And Amira is out! Those past few minutes were pure chaos, everyone was brawling with everyone. But Commander Hurricane managed to come out on top and eliminate one of her opponents. Now only 4 combatants remain in this match.
*7 minutes later*
-Colgate Irish Whips Private Panzer outside of the ring, she then exits and starts beating Panzer against the barricade. Meanwhile Commander Hurricane and Pinkie Pie are battling it out inside of the ring. After a series of grapples Pinkie Pie seems to get the upper hand and hits a Pinkie Sense, she goes for a pin but then Typhoon and Cyclone storm the ring and start attacking her-
Discord: Hurricane's guards running interference! This does not bode well for Pinkie Pie.
Garble: Should have known that Commander Hurricane had additional back-up ready to go.
-Commander Hurricane exits the ring and gets a steel chair, meanwhile Rainbow Dash and Applejack emerge from backstage and run down the ramp-
Discord: Rainbow Dash and Applejack! Looks like Pinkie's friends are coming in for the rescue.
-Rainbow Dash and Applejack storm the ring and start brawling against Typhoon and Cyclone, Hurricane enters the ring and swings at Rainbow Dash with the steel chair, but Rainbow Dash ducks and delivers a hard kick to Hurricane's mid-section. Hurricane drops the chair. Rainbow Dash picks it up and swings at Hurricane, however Hurricane ducks at the last minute and Rainbow Dash accidentally hits Pinkie Pie who was getting to her feet right behind her, this happens at the same time that Squire hits Pinkie Pie in the back of the head with a seperate chair-
Garble: Ouch! Rainbow Dash just accidentally flattened the friend she came here to support with that steel chair!
Discord: A very smart move by Commander Hurricane to duck that the way she did.
-Rainbow Dash drops the chair and stands in shock for a moment before being grabbed by Commander Hurricane and Irish Whipped out of the ring. Meanwhile her guards keep Applejack busy while she pins Pinkie Pie-
*1…..2…..3!*
Garble: And Pinkie has been eliminated.
Elimination 3: Pinkie Pie by Commander Hurricane
-Commander Hurricane stands up in triumph before Colgate re-enters the ring and starts assaulting her. She pushes Hurricane up against the turnbuckle and starts punching her in the face repeatedly. Typhoon and Cyclone re-enter the ring, they get Colgate up against the opposite turnbuckle and thoroughly beat her down before taking their leave-
Discord: The chaos has finally subsided, all the interlopers have left the match and now both Hurricane and Colgate are down, only Panzer remains on her feet.
-Panzer re-enters the ring as both Hurricane and Colgate are groggily starting to stand up, Panzer looks back and forth between them as if debating something-
Garble: What could Panzer be waiting for?
-Private Panzer hits Commander Hurricane with a Lancer-
Discord: What the?! Panzer just stabbed Hurricane in the back!
Garble: Is it really that surprising?
Discord: Well, normally I'd say no. But Hurricane has control of her contract. Panzer could of just thrown her career away with that move!
-Private Panzer rolls out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp. Meanwhile after a brief moment of confusion Colgate quickly takes advantage of the situation and pins Commander Hurricane-
*1….2….3!*
Elimination 4: Commander Hurricane by Colgate.
-Private Panzer slowly exits the arena, with the crowd chanting, "Thank you Panzer!"-
Elimination 5: Private Panzer by forfeit.
Discord: Truly shocking. Private Panzer turned on Commander Hurricane, sacrificing her own career to stop Hurricane from becoming the number one contender.
Garble: I guess she finally decided it was better to leave than continue suffering the humiliation of being Commander Hurricane's minion.
Discord: That was a very intense and unpredictable match. I don't think anyone could of predicted this outcome. Never the less, Colgate is now the number one contender for the World Fighter's Championship. And she'll be a fierce challenge for whoever wins the World Fighter's Championship match later this evening.
-The match ends with Pinkie Pie being carried backstage on a stretcher-
*Lunacy Segments*
Garble: That was an incredible bout between the Sword and their rivals. I can only imagine that this rivalry will continue to flare over the coming month.
Discord: Indeed, but now the focus shifts away from rivalries and back to titles. It's time for the World Brawler's Championship!
*Pirate Music Plays*
-Pipsqueak swings down into the ring on a rope-
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, currently residing on Isla Del Tesoro in the Caribbean Sea, standing five foot, five inches tall, and weighing 122 pounds, Pipsqueak!
Discord: Pipsqueak went from an unknown star to a sensation in just one night when he boldly stole Underbaker's World Brawler Championshp title belt at Frontline. From there he had to fight Big MacIntosh for the right to be number one contender and then suffer a brutal attack from the undead baker to make it here tonight.
*The lights dim and a buzzer sounds*
Baritone: And his opponent, from bakeries unknown, standing six foot, four inches tall and weighing 233 pounds, he is the World Brawler's Champion, The Underbaker!
Garble: Few men in the Sublime male division inspire terror like the Underbaker. Pipsqueak's got spirit, but I have to wonder if he's really up for the challenge facing him. He may be in over his head.
Match 11: World Brawler's Championship, Underbaker vs. Pipsqueak
*5 minutes later*
-Pipsqueak is running from rope to rope, hitting the Underbaker with kicks,punches, and knees each time, until he's stopped in his tracks by a hard punch-
Discord: Pipsqueak's small size and quickness has made a new challenge for the Underbaker, but it's hard to match the raw power possessed by the champion.
-Underbaker picks Pipsqueak up and goes for an Overbake, but Pipsqueak counters and goes for a Shipwreck, but that is countered by a choke slam from Underbaker-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Garble: That could've been bad for Pipsqueak, he needs to start building some serious offense here.
*5 minutes later*
-Pipsqueak counters a Baker's Dozen from Underbaker, and climbs the top rope-
Discord: Pipsqueak could be thinking high risk here.
-Pipsqueak goes for a diving attack, but Underbaker kicks him down in mid-air, he then locks in the Hell's Oven-
Discord: Hell's Oven! We saw this new submission hold used to deadly effect against Zack Ryder last Friday Night! I don't think Pipsqueak's slipping his way out of this one!
-Pipsqueak quickly taps out-
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still the World Brawler's Champion, the Underbaker!
Garble: That was a devastating match. Underbaker showed no mercy to his opponent and dominated most of the fight. This man could be holding his title for a very long time.
-Underbaker leans down over Pipsqueak's defeated form and does his signature pose-
Underbaker: REST….IN….PASTRIES.
*Lunacy Segments*
Discord: Looks like it's finally time for Sublime's main event. Two of Friday Night's most skilled combatants will fight for the World Fighter's Championship. Let's get started.
*Country Music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Fighter's Championship. Introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 145 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Applejack!
Garble: Applejack hasn't had the largest amount of spotlight or the greatest number of victories on Sublime. But most of her matches are high quality and she's shown her true potential on more than one occasion. Winning the title here tonight is her chance to finally prove that potential.
*You see my flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
Discord: Rainbow Dash has been in the limelight almost from the start. Her rivalry with Trixie was the first great feud on Sublime and went on for quite some time until Rainbow Dash managed to score a final victory over the former champion at Frontline. Our current champ has shown no signs of wavering, but she faces a stiff challenge her tonight in her best friend, Applejack.
Match 13: World Fighter's Championship, Rainbow Dash vs. Applejack
*7 minutes later*
-Applejack goes for a clothesline, but Rainbow Dash ducks under it and hits Applejack with a drop-kick. She then rebounds off the ropes and goes for another flying move, but is too slow and Applejack manages to counter it-
Garble: Both women are putting up a good fight so far. But Rainbow Dash does seem slightly distracted. Might have something to do with accidently injuring Pinkie Pie earlier, when she had originally came out to help.
Discord: It was a pretty messy mistake, but Rainbow Dash needs to focus on the here and now. Pinkie doesn't have a title to lose, but she does.
*9 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Applejack and trading punches in the ring, Applejack tackles Rainbow Dash and starts raining down shots to the head. She then picks Rainbow Dash up and goes for Southern Hospitality, but Rainbow Dash counters and kicks her upside the head-
Garble: And Applejack is down, this could be Rainbow Dash's chance to build up some momentum in her favor.
-Rainbow Dash ascends the turnbuckle and goes for a Sonic Raindrop, but Applejack lifts her knees and counters it-
Discord: Neither the champion or the challenger have been able to hit their finishes thus far. These two women know each other well and neither are giving an inch.
*4 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Applejack are going back and forth between grapples, countering each other's every move-
Garble: We're nearing the twenty minute mark of this match, and both competitors are beginning to look fatigued. It's only a matter of time before one makes a critical mistake .
-Rainbow Dash sets up for a Spectrum Slider, but suddenly Starlight Glimmer storms the ring and attacks both her and Applejack, the bell rings-
Discord: Starlight Glimmer? What the hell?!
-Starlight Glimmer focuses on Rainbow Dash first, getting her up against the turnbuckle and beginning to relentlessly beat her down-
Garble: Starlight on a rampage against the champion. This match has ended by DQ, but no matter in who's favor the Championship can't change hands under disqualification. Starlight has rendered this match moot.
-Applejack attacks Starlight Glimmer from behind, but doesn't get very far before Starlight turns things back around and hits an Equalizer on Applejack. Rainbow Dash gets up and goes for the attack but is met with the same result. Starlight Glimmer gets in the center of the ring and makes an equal sign with her arms-
Discord: Starlight Glimmer is standing over the broken bodies of both the World Fighter's Champion and the challenger. She's sending a very powerful message to the entirety of Sublime.
Garble: I don't know what this woman's intentions are or why she launched this attack, but I'm sure we'll only be seeing more of her in the future.
*Lunacy Segments*

Sublime Results:
Pre-Show Dark Match: The Ghost Girls defeated Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle
Match 1: Combos of Carnage Championship, Fatal-Four-Way. Rack Attack wins.
Match 3: Sublime Tag Team Championship, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth defeated the Spa Twins
Match 4: World Brawler's Championship #1 Contender's Match, Damien Sandow defeated Dr. Caballeron
Match 5: Night Glider defeated Trixie
Match 8: International Championship, Octavia defeated Daring Do
Match 9: World Fighter's Championship #1 Contender's Battle Royal, Colgate wins.
Match 11: World Brawler's Championship, Underbaker defeated Pipsqueak
Match 13: World Fighter's Championship, Undetermined, title will not change hands.