The Equestrian Wrestling Federation
Chapter 143: Sublime - 5-11-14
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Dr. Whooves: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Sublime, we're starting to draw closer to Frontline but there's still a lot of the ride left to go.
Discord: And this ride isn't slowing down anytime soon. Tonight the qualifying tournament for the number one contender's battle royal at Uprising continues. Also tonight's main event will feature Commander Hurricane taking on the World Fighter's Champion Rainbow Dash in a non-title battle.
Dr. Whooves: That's right, and the first of tonight's tournament matches is going to start us off right away: Amira versus Cheerilee.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 143 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Cheerilee!
Discord: Cheerilee was the one that Amira faced and defeated in her debut match a few months back, the two have had little contact since then but it looks like a re-match has finally arrived.
Dr. Whooves: We'll see if Cheerilee learned anything from her previous loss.
*Arabian Music plays*
Haakim: التخلي عن كل من الهتافات الخاصة بك لمقاتل التالي من هذه البطولة، وسيتم قريبا الجديد المنافس رقم واحد، أميرة!(Give up all of your cheers for the next combatant of this tournament, and soon to be new number one contender,Amira!)
: And here comes Sublime's most exotic star. Amira prides herself on being royal blood, a true-born Arabian Princess.
Discord: She also has two older sisters, which explains why she's here and not ruling a country. She's not getting that throne anytime soon.
: I'm sure she plans to create her own throne here in the EWF, given enough time.
Match 1: Uprising WF Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal Qualifying Match: Cheerilee vs. Amira
*5 minutes later*
-Amira goes for a spinning kick, but Cheerilee dodges and pulls her into a grapple. Amira gets the upper hand and is about to hit a Dust Devil when Cheerilee counters with Extra Credit-
Dr. Whooves: You can tell that Cheerilee has been preparing for this, her performance so far is much greater than in her first outing against Amira.
Discord: It's definitely an impressive improvement from the Cheerilee we saw before she got injured, but we'll see if she can last the long run.
-Cheerilee sets Amira up on the ropes and hits an In-Ring-Suspension-
Dr. Whooves: There might not be a long run, this could be it!
*1...2...-Kick-out!-*
Discord: Amira kicks out just in the nick of time. That could of been embarrassing.
*9 minutes later*
-Cheerilee sets up for another Extra Credit but Amira counters and hits a Dust-Devil-
*1...2..-kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: That was close, but it wasn't enough to put Cheerilee away.
-Amira stands Cheerilee up and Irish Whips her into the turnbuckle, charging in for a running attack only to be stopped by a hard kick from Cheerilee. Cheerilee then Irish Whips her outside of the ring-
Discord: The momentum just keeps shifting back and forth between these two.
-Cheerilee exits the ring to deal further damage to Amira, but turns around as Haakim starts shouting rapid Arabic at her while making wild hand gestures, the distraction lasts long enough for Amira to blindside Cheerilee and toss her into the steel steps-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God! Amira practically threw Cheerilee into that steel. That could be a match-ender right there.
-Amira rolls Cheerilee back into the ring and drags her to the center before locking in the Camel Clutch-
Discord: And there's the Camel Clutch, it's all over but the crying now.
-Cheerilee manages to resist for about twenty seconds before tapping out-
Haakim: هنا هو الفائز، والانتقال إلى المعركة الملكية الكبرى، أميرة!(Here is your winner, moving on to the grand royal battle, Amira!)
Dr. Whooves: That was an intense match folks. It looks like Amira is moving on to the Battle Royal at Uprising for another shot at becoming the new number one contender.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Marigold backstage alongside Rainbow Dash-
Marigold: I'm here with the World Fighter's Champion,Rainbow Dash. Dash, can you give us any thoughts on your title defense at Uprising? Does it bother you having to face off against one of your best friends?
Rainbow Dash: Not at all. Both Applejack and I know how the game works, there won't be any hard feelings no matter who wins. Besides, Applejack is a tough cookie and I think fighting her will make for a good challenge. It's also nice to fight someone who you know isn't going to knock you upside the head with the ring bell once the match ends.
Marigold: And what do you think about your main event battle against Commander Hurricane later tonight?
Rainbow Dash: I'm confident. Commander Hurricane is tough and devious, but I've fought her before and I know what I'm up against. She might have Private Panzer under her thumb right now but I know I'm not the only one wondering just how long that'll last. If you look past the minions, Hurricane isn't as invincible as she seems.
Marigold: Thank you for your time.
Dr. Whooves: No fears currently in the eyes of the World Fighter's Champion.
Discord: She better not underestimate the danger of Commander Hurricane or she might come to regret it.
*Ambulance sirens fill the arena*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Lonevyille, weighing 151 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, Nurse Redheart!
: It's been awhile since we've seen Nurse Redheart as well. I'm sure just the same as Cheerilee she's looking to finally make a name for herself. We'll see if she has better luck.
Discord: She's going up against Daring Do, so she'll need some monstrous luck.
*Never Back Down!*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pounds and standing five foot six inches tall. Daring Do!
Dr. Whooves: Daring Do hasn't competed since she lost her International Title to Octavia at Frontline two weeks ago. She has to be itching to get a shot at taking down Octavia.
Discord: Uprising isn't here yet though. For now she'll have to focus her frustration into beating Nurse Redheart.
Match 2: Nurse Redheart vs. Daring Do
*6 minutes later*
-Daring Do goes for a Sapphire Shock but Nurse Redheart counters and tries to hit a Flatline but Daring counters that and Irish Whips Nurse Redheart. Nurse Redheart rebounds off the ropes and knocks Daring down with a dropkick-
Dr. Whooves: Daring has some strong offense, but Nurse Redheart won't go down easy this time.
-Nurse Redheart picks Daring Do up and hits a Bypass-
*1...2.-Kick-out!*
Discord: Barely a two count. Daring Do is showing why she was International Champion for over 3 months.
*5 minutes later*
-Nurse Redheart Irish Whips Daring into the turnbuckle and charges at her, hitting a running elbow into Daring Do's midsection-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch. That had to knock the wind out of Daring.
-Nurse Redheart sets Daring on top of the turnbuckle and climbs up with her-
Discord: Going high risk now.
-Before Nurse Redheart can pull off whatever she was planning Daring stuns her with a hard punch and kicks her down to the mat before taking off and hitting a Daring Dive-
Dr. Whooves: Daring Dive! This could be it!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Daring Do!
Dr. Whooves: An impressive victory by Daring Do. This will definitely give her some needed momentum for her title match against Octavia.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage where Commander Hurricane is plotting with the rest of her usual entourage-
Hurricane: You've done fairly decent so far, Panzer. Keep it up and perhaps your career will actually get somewhere.
*Panzer just sighs and shakes her head*
Squire: Do you have a plan for dealing with Rainbow Dash?
Hurricane: I don't need any special plans for dealing with her. It's just like any other battle, and I can call in reinforcement if necessary. I relish this chance to take on the World Fighter's Champion, defeating her will only solidify my claim once I become Number One Contender at Uprising.
Panzer: If that happens.
Hurricane: It will, because you're going to be in the Battle Royal to assist me. I checked with Celestia, next week you'll be fighting Spitfire for a spot in the match. Try to not make me look like a fool out there.
Discord: Commander Hurricane seems confident, personally I just can't wait for the main event.
Dr. Whooves: Neither have I. Commander Hurricane and Rainbow Dash have only gone one-on-one once before, and that match was spectacular. It could be even better now that both women have had plenty of time to hone their in-ring abilities.
*Dentist drill sounds*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 141 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
Discord: Here's one of the most dangerous women in this number one contender's tournament. Colgate is a fierce and intimidating in-ring competitor.
Dr. Whooves: She's also been one of Sublime's most prolific stars. She's already competed once for both the International and World Fighter's Championships. Now she may be on her way to getting a second chance at the latter.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: Introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 121 pounds and standing five foot, five inches tall, Sweetie Belle!
Dr. Whooves: Sweetie Belle showed signs of improvement with her performance in the battle royal on Sublime two weeks ago. With her and Apple Bloom working together to maximum effect.
Discord: Time to see if she can hold her own alone. Colgate might be too hard a test though.
Match 3:Uprising WF Championship #1 Contender's Battle Royal Qualifying Match: Colgate vs. Sweetie Belle
*7 minutes later*
-Colgate goes for a Rinse,Wash,Repeat but Sweetie Belle ducks out of it and propels herself off the ropes, hitting Colgate with a flying cross-body-
Dr. Whooves: Sweetie Belle is using her smaller size to great advantage against Colgate's intimidating height.
Discord: Colgate has more power, but it's useless if she can't hit Sweetie Belle.
-Sweetie Belle goes for a Bell Toll, but Colgate counters and goes for the Root Canal which Sweetie Belle desperately fights out of before it can be locked in-
Dr. Whooves: Sweetie Belle is very smart to quickly get away from that Root Canal, that move will end a match faster than almost anything.
*5 minutes later*
-Sweetie Bell forces Colgate down with some hard kicks to the knees before hitting the Bell Toll-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: So close! Sweetie Belle almost had it!
-Sweetie Belle attempts to repeat the maneuver, but Colgate catches her and locks in the Root Canal-
Discord: The Root Canal is locked in! I don't think there's anything Sweetie Belle can do now.
-Sweetie Bell taps out after about twenty seconds-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Colgate!
Dr. Whooves: Sweetie Belle put up a good fight, but was no match for Colgate. This is definitely a woman to look out for come Uprising.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage where Marigold is alongside Octavia-
Marigold: I'm here with the International Champion, Octavia. Octavia, Daring Do was quite vocal last week when she announced that she would be cashing in her rematch clause to face you at Uprising. What are your thoughts on that match and what your opponent said?
Octavia: Allow me to inform you about Daring Do. She's a one hit wonder type of wrestler. She started the EWF with a bunch of over hyped promos, and rode in on a tidal wave of fan support. She got lucky and won the International Title in her first match, but now her fifteen minutes of fame are over. Daring Do doesn't have what it takes to fight the new Sublime elite. I'm a cut above her, and I'm going to prove it at Uprising.
Marigold: And any thoughts on Canterlot Class's fight for the Combos of Carnage titles?
Octavia: I'm quite confident in their abilities. Rack Attack and Couchmate are complete jokes. They bring utter shame to the tag-team division and need to be put in their place as quickly as possible. The only real threat to my stable is EGO. In fact, the other two teams shouldn't even be booked in the match. It should be advertised as "Canterlot Class versus EGO," because that's what it will end up coming down to. The other two teams are irrelevant. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm a busy woman.
-Octavia walks off-
Dr. Whooves: Some serious smack talk from Octavia.
Discord: It's not smack talk if you can prove that it's true. Octavia is a serious competitor now and a champion, she has every right to be outspoken.
Dr. Whooves: I'm sure Daring Do,Rack Attack, and Couchmate won't take comments like that lying down. Canterlot Class is making a lot of enemies.
Discord: Well, they do have the numbers to handle enemies.
*Latin dance music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, from Beunos Aires,Argentina. Weighing 207 pounds and standing six foot, one inch tall, Dr. Caballeron!
-Dr. Caballeron emerges with the same dance partner he had two weeks ago, the two dazzle the crowd with exotic dance as they make their way to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Dr. Caballeron certainly added some new flair to Sublime's male division during his debut two weeks ago. He won a solid opening victory and it's likely he'll continue to impress here tonight.
Discord: He's got both style and substance, a deadly combination.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And his opponent,accompanied to the ring by Zack Ryder, from Loneyville, weighing 210 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall,he is one half of the Combos of Carnage Champions, Ace!
Dr. Whooves: I doubt any expected Ace to make it as far as he did. The foul mouthed former tennis player went from losing repeatedly to Zack Ryder to joining forces with him and winning the Combos of Carnage titles.
Match 4: Ace/w Zack Ryder vs. Dr. Caballeron
*10 minutes later*
-Ace hits starts landing a series of punches on Dr. Caballeron, but Caballeron counters one and grounds Ace with a leg-sweep, Caballeron then ascends the rope and goes for a Cha Cha Dive. Ace counters this by raising his knees-
Discord: Caballeron went high risk but it certainly did not pay off.
Dr. Whooves: Those high flying moves are always a gamble.
-Ace picks up Dr. Caballeron and hits a Low Serve-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Ace almost had it, but Sublime's newcomer isn't going down that easily.
*5 minutes later*
-Ace goes to Irish Whip Caballeron only to pull back at the last second, trying to catch him with a clothesline. However, Caballeron ducks right under it and hits a Samba Jive-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Dr. Caballeron!
Dr. Whooves: And the doctor of dance wins another victory, very impressive.
-Canterlot Class and EGO rush down to the ring-
Discord: And now things get real interesting.
-Canterlot Class and EGO quickly assault Zack Ryder outside the ring before going to enter, Caballeron drop-kicks Gustave Le Grand,earning cheers from the crowd, to the floor as Blueblood, Hoity, and Fancy Pants enter-
Dr. Whooves: Quite brave of Caballeron to come to Rack Attack's defense, but I don't know if he'll be able to compete with this kind of number's game.
Discord: He would of been better off just staying out of it. These two teams had no fight with him before hand. Now he's going to get pummeled by them.
-All three start attacking Caballeron, and Gustave joins in as he re-enters the ring. Caballeron tries to fight back but is quickly overwhelmed. It doesn't last long though before Couchmate rushes down to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: And Couchmate once again rushes in as the cavalry.
-Ace and Ryder recover and join in with Couchmate, soon causing EGO and Canterlot Class to flee from the ring-
Dr. Whooves: It seems EGO and Canterlot Class don't want to brawl anymore now that the numbers have been evened.
Discord: No point in wasting your energy before the big match. This rivalry has just been non-stop though! These teams can't go one week without battling each other somehow.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Trixie in the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Bad news folks, it's THAT time of the week again.
Discord: Trixie is going to call out another audience member for her Ursa Lock challenge.
Trixie: It is time once again, for the next stage in the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE'S Ursa Lock Challenge! What poor audience member wishes to take on the insurmountable and impossible task of defeating Trixie in the ring? Anyone? You there!
-A young woman with crazy white/silver hair and wearing an athletic hoodie enters the ring-
Trixie: What is your name, brave challenger?
?: Night Glider.
Trixie: Less talkative than Trixie's other opponents, that's good. Less talk and more Trixie beating you. Ring the bell!
Match 5: Trixie vs. Night Glider
*6 minutes later*
-Trixie goes for a Spellbound but Night Glider easily dodges it and hits Trixie with a flying tackle, she rebounds off the ropes and hits Trixie with a dropkick as she attempts to stand back up-
Dr. Whooves: This Night Glider has put on quite an impressive display. It's obvious she has in-ring skill far ahead the other people Trixie's plucked out of the audience. Trixie clearly wasn't prepared for this level of challenge.
*5 minutes later*
-Night Glider hits a Shroud on Trixie-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
Discord: Night Glider might of gotten the upper hand, but Trixie is a former World Fighter's Champion. There's no way she'll go down easily.
-Night Glider picks Trixie up and attempts to hit the move again, but Trixie counters with a Spellbound-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: This match is just going back and forth. Neither woman wants to give in.
*6 minutes later*
-Trixie catches Night Glider in a grapple and hits her with a series of suplexes-
Dr. Whooves: Things have taken a bad turn for Night Glider, this match might be over soon.
-Trixie hits Night Glider with a DDT and starts going for the Ursa Lock-
Discord: Now Trixie's trying to get her infamous Ursa Lock, Night Glider's hopes will likely be over if she does.
-Trixie sets up the Ursa Lock, Night Glider starts desperately going for the ropes only to be pulled back to the center of the ring each time she gets close-
Dr. Whooves: Night Glider won't be able to hold out long, and the ropes are out of reach, escape is her only option.
Discord: Nobody's ever escaped from the Ursa Lock though!
-Somehow Night Glider manages to slowly flip herself around and knock Trixie off of her, breaking the Ursa Lock-
Dr. Whooves: There's a first time for everything,Discord. Night Glider just broken the Ursa Lock! And according to stipulations set by Trixie herself that means Night Glider wins!
Baritone: Here is your winner, Night Glider!
-The crowd cheers-
Discord: Sheer disbelief on the part of everyone. The previously unbeatable Ursa Lock has been broken!
-Trixie looks around in shock for a moment, before her expression turns to anger. She leaps up and attacks Night Glider from behind, pushing her into the turnbuckle and raining down punches and kicks-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! It's over Trixie! Just accept it.
-Trixie pushes Night Glider out of the way and takes the covering off the turnbuckle pad, she then grabs Night Glider and goes to shove her into it face-first but Night Glider elbows Trixie in the face instead, before knocking her to the floor with a drop-kick. Night Glider then climbs to the top rope and hits a Dusk Descent, earning loud cheers-
Discord: The crowd's going wild for this newcomer.
Dr. Whooves: It's quite incredible. This random woman picked from the audience not only defeated Trixie, but broke the previously undefeated Ursa Lock AND fought off an after match ambush. I hope we see this girl again.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back to Friday Night Sublime, the time has finally come for our main event, the World Fighter's Champion: Rainbow Dash takes on Commander Hurricane.
Discord: With Commander Hurricane's entourage stalking at ringside as well, it'll be quite the challenge for our champion.
*Out of time, so say goodbye*
Squire: Boo away all you pathetic nay-sayers, and tremble in fear before the mighty Commander Hurricane.
-Commander Hurricane marches to the ring, her recruits all taking up position just outside-
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Loneyville, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
-The crowd cheers as Rainbow Dash sprints down to the ring-
Main Event: Commander Hurricane vs. Rainbow Dash
*4 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane charges Rainbow Dash with a clothesline, but Rainbow Dash ducks under it and hits Hurricane with a drop-kick. Hurricane recovers and goes for a hard punch, but Dash catches it and hits a series of kicks to Hurricane's midsection-
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane starting with a typically aggressive offense, but so far it's been countered by Rainbow Dash's superior speed and agility.
*9 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash takes Commander Hurricane down with a flying tackle, she then springboards off the ropes for a dive but Commander Hurricane counters by raising her knees-
Discord: A good counter by Commander Hurricane. This could finally be here chance to change the tide of this match.
-Commander Hurricane picks Rainbow Dash up and goes for a Legion, but Rainbow Dash counters and hits Commander Hurricane with an Enziguri, she then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Sonic Raindrop-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: A near fall for Commander Hurricane.
-Rainbow Dash picks up Commander Hurricane and goes to Irish Whip her but is countered as Commander Hurricane Irish Whips her instead, pulling back at the last moment to hit a clothesline. She then takes a moment to yell at Private Panzer-
Hurricane: What the hell are you doing? You aren't here to sit around, don't let her get that close again!
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane seems a big angry that her insurance policy didn't do anything to ensure her.
-While Hurricane is yelling at Private Panzer Rainbow Dash pulls her into a roll-up-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Rainbow Dash almost had it with that roll up.
*7 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane goes for a C5, Rainbow Dash counters but before she can capitalize she's stunned with a hard punch, Hurricane then hits a Legion-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: That was a hard hit, but the champion won't go down easily.
*9 minutes later*
Discord: We're almost at the half hour mark, and these two competitors are still going. It's only a matter of time before someone breaks.
-Commander Hurricane goes for a Legion, but Rainbow Dash counters and knocks Commander Hurricane to the ground, she then hits another Sonicdrop, the ref reaches a count of 2 before Squire pulls him out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: I'm honestly surprised it didn't come down to this sooner.
-The ref takes a moment to chew out Squire before re-entering the ring as Commander Hurricane comes to her senses, Commander Hurricane and Rainbow Dash battle for a few minutes before Commander Hurricane "accidentally" shoves Rainbow Dash into the referee, knocking him out-
Discord: The ref is down! And now anything can happen!
-Commander Hurricane charges at Rainbow Dash but Rainbow Dash Irish Whips her out of the ring, Typhoon and Cyclone enter but Rainbow Dash manages to fight both of them off as well-
Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash may be outnumbered but she's still holding off all comers!
-Rainbow Dash finishes tossing Typhoon and Cyclone out of the ring, but as she turns around she's hit with a Lancer from Private Panzer-
Discord: Panzer coming out of nowhere with that Lancer! This could spell bad news for Rainbow Dash.
-Commander Hurricane re-enters the ring and wakes the ref just in time to go for a pin-
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Dr. Whooves: Come on, not like this!
Squire: Here is your glorious winner, the eternal Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane pats Private Panzer on the shoulder, but Panzer just angrily pulls away and walks off to which Hurricane merely shrugs-
Discord: That was an amazing main event, but we're out of time. See you next week folks!
-The screen starts fading out, only for the equal sign to appear and the titantron switches to Starlight Glimmer walking through a small rural town-
Starlight: There's so many people in this world just wandering without purpose. So many suffer under the oppressive structure of society. A structure that uses petty classes to keep us at each other's throats. They make us fight amongst ourselves so we don't realize the true enemy. The true enemy are those who benefit off the system by promoting inequality. I, Starlight Glimmer, have vowed to fight this system. I will bring order to chaos, I will help all the oppressed to rise above, I will lead the EWF to a new future….
*End of Show*
Match Results:
Amira defeated Cheerilee (14:02)
Daring Do defeated Nurse Redheart (11:09)
Colgate defeated Sweetie Belle (12:20)
defeated Ace/w Zack Ryder (15:33)
Night Glider defeated Trixie (17:45)
Commander Hurricane defeated Rainbow Dash (31:57)
Matches Announced for Frontline:
World Fighters Championship: Rainbow Dash vs. Applejack
International Championship: Octavia vs. Daring Do
Sublime Tag Team Championship: Babs Seed and Sour Tooth vs. The Spa Twins
World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker vs. Pipsqueak
Combos of Carnage championship: Rack Attack vs. EGO vs. Canterlot Class
World Fighter's Championship Number One Contender Battle Royal: Commander Hurricane vs. Pinkie Pie vs. Amira vs. Pretty Vision vs. Colgate vs. ?
World Brawler's Championship Number One Contender's Match: ? vs. ?