*The beautiful people...OHHHHHH*

-Meh lazy firework pun-

-Lunacy's live for another week of thrilling action as the Lunatics in attendance sniff dicks in preparation for what is sure to be a great show-

Garble: Welcome one and all...to Monday. Night. Lunacy!

Ahuizotl: As we approach Uprising, which is less than two weeks away, tonight's broadcast will feature a fantastic lineup.

Garble: The two semifinal matches in the Crater Chick championship tournament will take place, with Midnight Strike facing off against Rarity, and Diamond Tiara coming face-to-face with the cryptic and enigmatic Amay Wythyst…

Ahuizotl: And speaking of Amay Wythyst, her "sisters" you could call them, Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper, have been called out by Turf and Silver Spoon after their leader cost Diamond her match against Sunset Shimmer last week. As a result, all four will be involved in what should be a very interesting tag team match.

Garble: Not only is it the Lunacy debut for Harper and Rowan, but also on tap tonight, is the Lunacy debut of...The Sword! Well, two members of The Sword, the other being in their partner's corner, as they take on the vengeful friends of Scootaloo...Berry Punch, and Maud. -rubs his hands together- 'Zotl, I am freaking PUMPED!

Ahuizotl: As am I. Every superstar in a match tonight is fighting for something valuable, whether it be a shot at the Crater Chick championship, avenging a friend, or sending a message that they have arrived, tonight may be the most important show of the month, besides Uprising of course.

*The sky turns to, a different shade of blueeee…* -boos spread out from around the asylum-

Ahuizotl: Oh great...before we can get to the gold, we unfortunately have to get past the garbage.

Garble: And here's possibly the biggest piece of garbage in the EWF, Shining Armor, one of the many products of The System's quench for a total takeover of the EWF.

Ahuizotl: And you'll notice, not that I am complaining, that his girlfriend, Sunset Shimmer, is not by his side tonight, and that's a result of being on the receiving end of a Flash Flood from her ex-boyfriend, Flash Sentry just last week.

Garble: And nobody was more deserving of that than she was. That's what happens when you stick too much of your nose in other people's business, even if she WAS the one that caused all of this….regardless, oh God it was awesoooooome! -shaking with excitement- That's a moment that we'll never forget! And to top it all off, Flash Sentry got back at Shining Armor after all the months of heartbreak, by beating him with the most extreme dive we've seen yet!

-Multiple fans assault Shining with not so pleasant things, which he ignores as he enters the ring, bags under his eyes-

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcooome...SHINI- -Shining walks up and snatches the microphone out of Madden's hand, the crowd booing as he instructs Madden to leave the ring-

Ahuizotl: Who the hell is HE to act like he owns the place after the way he was beat last week?!

Garble: People like Shining never learn, especially considering that he's being supported by people like the Eternal Women's champion, as well as the general manager.

Ahuizotl: They'd all better watch their step...none of them have power like Filthy Rich does.

-Before Shining can speak, the crowd begins chanting "WE WANT FLASH!"-

Shining: I don't give a damn WHAT you pieces of crap want! I'm here, and you're all going to LISTEN TO ME! -boo- You DON'T want Flash Sentry out here, because if he shows his face, you won't even recognize him by the time I'm done with him! Do you notice something missing? Surely you do…without this certain something by my side, I am nothing...I have gotten no sleep for the past week, worrying about how hurt my darling sex-kitten, my Sunny honey bunny is. -boos- I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S HERE OR NOT! You WILL show her respect! -more boos- She means everything to me, and the fact that she couldn't be here tonight KILLS me. It's a good thing that my girlfriend is so fearless, so driven, and so focused on recovering from her cowardly attack. She told me to tell you all that she WILL be here next week, -boos- and she's not going to let this terrible tragedy detract her from training for her championship defense at Uprising. My girlfriend is the strongest woman I know, and I have to stay strong for her...no matter how difficult it is. There's another woman in my life that means the world to me, who is there for me, even if I'm overbearing and have my head in the clouds...what puts me in a difficult place, is that this woman is the one who wants to take my Sunset's championship, which is perfectly fine, competition is good, and I'm incredibly proud of her for stepping up, but what happened last week...was completely uncalled for, and it didn't need to happen. So right now, I'd like to ask my little sister Twilight to come to the ring. -the crowd cheers-

Garble: Well, this is a surprise.

*A hundred thousand stories, have filled my heeead…*

Ahuizotl: I don't know about you, partner, but I've NEVER seen these two have an interaction with each other. I know they're very close, but all I ever see is Twilight backstage with Lightning and Fluttershy, or Shining hanging around with Sunset.

Garble: Family don't always surround themselves with each other, but they come together when it matters. No matter how "tight" these two are, though, I don't see Shining just accepting the fact that his girlfriend isn't here tonight because his sister intervened in the main event last week.

-Twilight slaps hands with many fans before entering the ring, her brother handing her a microphone, the crowd launching into a "TWI-LIGHT" chant, which she smiles at in appreciation-

Shining: Thank you for coming out here, Twily. -he smiles-

Twilight: You're very welcome, BBBFF. -smiles back-

Shining: Since you're so smart, you probably know why I asked you to come out here.

Twilight: Well, yes, but you don't have to be intelligent to see that you're clearly torn about the fact that I...got involved in your match and, wound up...forcing Sunset into the Flash Flood.

Shining: -sighs and nods- As your big bro, you know I'm always real with you, so I've gotta say...I'm disappointed in you. -boos- You've always let me handle my business, and I appreciate that, but I can't believe you took the opportunity to put my girlfriend in that position, just so you could get the advantage of fighting her for the title while she's even just a LITTLE bit injured. You've always prided yourself around being a "fair" competitor, but what you did last week wasn't the least bit fair...in fact, it was sickening.

Twilight: Well, thanks for being "real" with me, bro. Let me be real with YOU. I AM a fair competitor, and I don't NEED shortcuts when it comes to ANYBODY, INCLUDING Sunset, because I KNOW I can beat her. -crowd cheers- While we're on the subject of shortcuts, your precious girlfriend has made a CAREER off of them! She's been handed title after title, and retained them via the most lowdown means IMAGINABLE. And I'm glad you're skipping past the part where sweet and innocent Sunset MULTIPLE TIMES during your match last week decided to interject herself into the fray, CONSTANTLY vying to screw Flash out of the victory. THAT is sickening, and I felt it only right that she be excommunicated from the equation.

Shining: I wasn't the only one that Flash hurt! He never appreciated the love and comfort that Sunset gave him! He was weak, and Sunset was just helping me finish him off, like we should've long ago. -major boos-

Twilight: If Flash is so "weak" like you say, how come he BEAT you last week?

Shining: Because you- DAMMIT! Sunset is the glue that holds me together, and with you assisting in her getting hurt, I couldn't focus on anything but wondering if she's okay!

Twilight: I was absolutely fine with staying backstage and watching my big brother compete in the most physical match of his life, but the moment Sunset decided the match so DESPERATELY needed her presence, I made it my duty to ensure that she would interfere no more.

Shining: I would've appreciated it if you were to do what you always do and keep OUT of it!

Twilight: Shining, I've done nothing but stay out of your affairs for many months now. I never agreed with the decisions you made, like turning on Flash, or Cadance, and I certainly didn't agree when brought Sunset home to mom and dad...in short, you've made many bonehead decisions since we joined the EWF, but I've always supported you, and I always will.

Shining: I love you, Twily…

Twilight: I love you, too. -the crowd d'awwwws- which is why I need to tell you this...your girlfriend deserved EVERYTHING that happened to her last week. -Shining's mouth twitches- In fact, she deserved MORE than what she got. MUCH more. SO much more.

Shining: If you knew Sunset like I knew her, you wouldn't say that…

Twilight: I'll leave that to you, because I wouldn't get to know Sunset if we were the last two people in the WORLD. She STOLE the Eternal Women's championship from me, and at Uprising, I'm taking it BACK! -many cheers- You tell her I hope she gets well real soon, at least in time for Uprising, where I play the part of everybody else on Lunacy, and finally put Ms. Understood in her PLACE.

Shining: I would be very proud of you if you were to beat Sunset, but could you PLEASE stop badmouthing her? It wouldn't be so bad if she were here to defend herself, but she isn't, and there's no way I'm going to speak for her.

Twilight: Okay. If that's what you want, I'll oblige. The talking is over. Next Sunday, it's all about ACTION.

-Filthy Rich appears on the titantron to a numerous amount of love-

Filthy: You are right on the ball, Twilight. Uprising will be the ultimate stage for action! As per usual, however, I'd like Lunacy to showcase quite a bit of action, as well. And while Sunset is at home recovering, I couldn't think of a more perfect chance to let brother and sister have a little...bonding time...in the ring, of course. So tonight's main event will feature Twilight Sparkle, teaming up with her brother, Shining Armor, to go up against Flash Sentry, and a female partner of his choosing, in a Mixed tag team match! -the crowd cheers- How does that sound?

Twilight: I very much like the sound of that, Mr. Rich! I would love to team up with my brother.

Shining: Yeah…-puts an arm around his sister, smiling at her- that would be fun, and it'd give me another chance to put Flash out of his MISERY, for what he did to my Sunny! -boos-

Filthy: It's settled then. Good luck to the both of you. -Mr. Rich's theme plays as Shining holds the ropes open for his sister before walking to the back with a hand around her shoulder-

Garble: And with that, another BIG match has been added to tonight's card. Who will Flash's partner be?

Ahuizotl: That should be interesting to see, but I'm actually FAR more intrigued about how these two siblings are going to work together tonight.

Garble: Yeah, it'll be something to keep your eye on. We know they love each other, but the comments Twilight made towards Shining's…"honey bunny" left him quite jarred, but he should be more than satisfied at getting yet another chance to get back at Flash Sentry for Sunset.

Ahuizotl: Before we get to our main event, we have our first match, which is about to begin….

*Sierra, Whiskey, Oscar, Romeo, Delta...SWORD* -the crowd rises to their feet as the most dangerous trio in the EWF is spotted in the crowd-

Madden: The following TAG TEAM contest...is scheduled for ONE FAAAALL! Coming down the aisleeee, representing The SWOOOOOORD...at a combined weight, of 314 POOOOUNDS..ROSELY REEEEIGNS, and BETH..DROOOOLLIIIINS!

Garble: This'll be the first time we've seen ANY member of The Sword wrestle on Monday Night Lunacy. It's also the first time they've wrestled in anything less than a 6 woman tag team match.

Ahuizotl: Don't think they won't have the numbers advantage, though, folks. The mentally disturbed Diane Ditzbrose will be lurking around ringside.

-The Sword make their way down the steps, as fans pat them on the backs and shoulders. Drollins somersaults over the apron, keeping himself grounded on one knee as Reigns and Ditzbrose climb over the barricade, Reigns being the slower of the two-

Garble: As we witnessed firsthand at Frontline, these three women THRIVE in chaos. Tonight should be no different, as Drollins and Reigns will have to combat the nearest and dearest friends of the woman they took out last week, Scootaloo.

-All three members of The Sword stand in the middle of the ring as they await their first ever opponents on Lunacy.

The sound of glass breaking attracts the trio's attention as they prepare themselves for their day of reckoning-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a combined weight, of 267 POOOOUNDS...MAAAAUD, aaaand BERRRRRRRYYYYYYY..PUUUUUNCH!

Ahuizotl: No rolling in on Tom this week, Maud is nothing but serious, and we know Berry ALWAYS has her head in the game.

Garble: The Sword fights for injustice, but tonight, Maud and Berry are fighting for their friend Scootaloo!

Ahuizotl: The Sword left Scootaloo suffering with two bruised ribs. She won't be able to compete until the big 6 woman tag at Uprising, but she can count on her friends to exact some revenge here tonight!

Garble: Similar to The Sword, Berry and Maud have a raw, in-your-face style. This will be a very physical matchup, leave no mistake about it.

-Berry and Maud enter the ring. Diane walks up and points at them-

Ditzbrose: You're in The Sword's yard now, ladies! This is the last place ya wanna be!

Maud: The last place Scootaloo wanted to be was at home with bruised ribs, but you three so rudely defied her best wishes.

Ditzbrose: Don't you worry...she can always visit you at YOUR homes while you're nursing the injuries handed to you by the Hounds of Justi- -Ditzbrose is knocked to the mat with a right by Berry Punch, which causes the crowd to cheer heavily-

Ahuizotl: Oh! Speaking of in your face! -Drollins and Reigns run up and begin their brawl with Berry and Maud- It's on! All these combustible elements are beginning to stir!

-3 minutes later-

-After a lengthy brawl outside the ring, which roughs up Berry and Maud quite a bit, the referee gets control, as Reigns and Berry finally get up on the apron, allowing the match to start-

Garble: I thought for a second this match was going to be thrown out. I'm so glad I was wrong!

Match 1: The Sword (Beth Drollins & Rosely Reigns) w/ Diane Ditzbrose vs Berry Punch & Maud

-8 minutes later-

-Drollins springboards off the top rope, looking for her diving knee, which Berry scouts, grabbing onto Drollins' leg with both hands before sending her spiraling downward, her face crashing into the mat-

Garble: Berry counters with a Flapjack!

Ahuizotl: Now she just has to make it to the corner! She'll have a chance again if Maud gets in there!

-Berry begins crawling to her corner, leaping out at Maud's hand and making contact with it, causing the crowd to cheer loudly-

Garble: And here comes Maud!

-4 minutes later-

-After a flurry of hope by Maud, Drollins hoists her into the air, Reigns slapping her on the back as Drollins then runs and LAUNCHES Maud back first into the turnbuckle to the right of her team's as Reigns roars and extends her arms out-

Garble: Buckle Bomb! And in comes Reigns to do even more damage!

-Reigns launches herself at Maud as she stumbles into the middle of the ring after being smashed into the turnbuckles-

Ahuizotl: Spear! A hell of a Spear by Rosely Reigns…*1….2….3* and The Sword...continues to dominate!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERRRRRS...THEEE SWOOOOOORD!

Garble: It was a valiant effort, but that mini-match outside the ring before the actual match itself gave The Sword all the time they needed to brutalize Berry Punch and Maud, to the point where when the bell rang, their chances had decreased drastically.

Ahuizotl: It's that divide and conquer method of offense we've talked about. And like I said, even when they don't appear to have the numbers advantage, The Sword have nothing but the sort on their side.

Garble: It's what makes them so dangerous, and it's what spelled the downfall for Berry and Maud tonight.

-Berry continues to check on her partner as The Sword crowd around her on three sides-

Garble: Get Maud and yourself out of here, Berry! This isn't worth it!

-Berry looks around at her potential fate with hate in her eyes. She spits by the combat boots of Reigns before standing up-

Ahuizotl: You know damn well Berry isn't just going to scamper away. She will fight with every last breath in her body!

-Berry throws up a middle finger right in the smirking face of Beth Drollins before she begins throwing punches and elbows in all directions-

Garble: Just like this! -it's not long until she is kneed in the gut by Ditzbrose- But it could only last so long…

-Ditzbrose drives Berry's head into the mat with a Headlock Driver. She then turns Berry onto her back as they lift Maud up and Triple Team Powerbomb her, Maud's back coming into contact with Berry's chest rather than turnbuckles this time around-

Ahuizotl: Wherever The Sword goes, a mass of human flesh, a pile of bodies follow…

Garble: At Uprising, this could be a sign of things to come for Scootaloo and the Chick Combo champions…

-All three members of The Sword align their fists as one, Beth Drollins shouting "BELIEVE IN THE SWOOOORD" in her nasally voice-

*Commercial*

-We return from the break and are taken into the locker room of Lightning Dust, who is sitting on her couch with Fluttershy. They just finished watching The Sword's match. Lightning looks nonplussed, but Fluttershy looks shaky as she twiddles her thumbs-

Lightning: Pffft, big deal...so they know how to manhandle people when they're outnumbered. It's nothing we haven't seen before, right Flutters? Flutters? -she looks over, noticing she looks visibly shaken up- Hey, what's wrong?

Fluttershy: Th-they're unstoppable…

Lightning: Oh, come on! Every foundation crumbles sooner or later. We've got this! You, and me, and Scoots!

Fluttershy: Scootaloo's n-not here!

Lightning: She WILL be at Uprising. Trust me!

Fluttershy: We're sitting d-ducks until then, though! Th-they could bust through that door right now and take US out, too!

Lightning: They may take us out, but they WON'T keep us down! We're the Chick Combo champions, Fluttershy...we can do ANYTHING!

Fluttershy: They're probably watching us right now….*eep* I'm sc-scared!

Lightning: Don't do this to me, 'Shy! -she grabs hold of her shoulders- THEY think we're the Underdogs right now...THEY think we're WEAK...THEY don't think we'll survive round two...but we're stronger-I'm stronger, Scootaloo's stronger, YOU'RE stronger-hell, you're the strongest person I know!

Fluttershy: -finally looks at Lightning- R-really?

Lightning: Absolutely! You've done nothing but prove EVERY doubter wrong since you've gotten here...you're a CHAMPION. You can DO THIS, Fluttershy. WE can DO THIS! We know The Sword's tricks, we know they're gameplan, and at Uprising, we're going to put a STOP to them! I can't fight them alone, though...I know Scootaloo will be there...you're my PARTNER, 'Shy...and I NEED you. Will you fight the ultimate injustice with me?

Fluttershy: I...I won't leave my partner behind….-smiles and nods- I'll be with you until the end, Lightning Dust!

Lightning: Atta girl! -puts an arm around her- And if you're ever doubting yourself...listen to the fans...nobody believes in you more than them. With them by your side, you're NEVER fighting alone.

-Fluttershy nods with a big smile, feeling reassured about her upcoming match with The Sword-

*I'll tell you everything I know, any little thing I know…* -the crowd cheers at an alarming rate as we prepare for our next match of the evening-

Madden: The following conteeest, is a SEMIIII-FINAL MATCH, in the CRAAATER CHICK. CHAMPIONSHIIIIP...TOURNAMEEEENT...introducing first..from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 125 POOOUNDS...DIIIIIAMOOOOND..TIIIARAAAAAA!

Ahuizotl: Usually when a competitor comes off the biggest loss of their career, they take a while to readjust...but that trope is no more, because what Diamond Tiara has done in the few weeks coming out of Frontline is truly extraordinary.

Garble: You're damn right! It all started with her heartfelt speech the night after, and a spectacular performance against Twilight Sparkle that same night.

Ahuizotl: Then there was last week, where she knocked off Fleur De Lis to get where she is today, and let's not forget the gutsy performance she had against Sunset Shimmer. When all's said and done, Diamond may have the most successful month of any superstar in the EWF thus far.

Garble: A loss here tonight would make that impossible. A win, however, sends her to the finals of the Crater Chick championship tournament at Uprising. Her opponent is irrelevant, because we know that with her new legion of supporters behind her, Diamond will rise to the occasion.

Ahuizotl: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. When you take a look at who exactly she is facing, you begin to realize this month may not be so kind to young Diamond Tiara.

Crowd: DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

-Diamond awaits her opponent with baited breath, the tone of creepy piano keys soon welcoming themselves into the arena-

*DEH!*

Garble: -as the crowd begins cheering- The mood just darkened...I've got chills…

-Typical Wythyst entrance blah blah blah-

Amay: We're here…-she blows out her lantern as the cheers heighten and many fans pull out their cell phones and initiate their flashlight feature, beginning to wave them around as Amay Wythyst appears on the stage-

Ahuizotl: Many consider this woman right here an easy favorite in the tournament, mainly because she has such a mysterious aura about her. There isn't much we know about Amay Wythyst, but Diamond is about to get acquainted with her first hand.

Garble: She has at least one advantage to her name tonight, and that is that Amay's disciples, Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper won't be at ringside.

Ahuizotl: They'll be apart of their own action later on tonight, as they take part in their Lunacy debut against Turf and Silver Spoon, who are looking to get redemption for Diamond after Amay cost her what would have been the biggest win of her life against Sunset Shimmer last week.

Garble: You know, usually Amay likes to get into the heads of her opponents via her words, rather than actions; but last week she opted a different route for Diamond. She didn't need to say ANYTHING to get under Diamond's skin.

Ahuizotl: There's no doubt Diamond didn't appreciate that too much, but examining the past won't do anything tonight. She has GOT to keep her head on straight, and focus on the challenge that awaits her...as it may stand, Amay Wythyst is the most intimidating figure we have on Lunacy.

Garble: Diamond has shown she has a cruel and vicious way about her, as well...take a look back at Frontline. I'm sure if she has to, she'll regress into the state that nearly destroyed Scootaloo.

-Amay takes a seat in her chair, rocking it back and forth. She blows out her lantern, which turns the lights back on. The crowd cheers in appreciation at the spectacle of an entrance as Amay cackles, tearing off her fedora and jacket before laying them on the chair. She treks up the steps and gets in the ring, staring at Diamond the entire time-

Garble: I have a feeling Amay is going to enjoy EVERY second of this…

Ahuizotl: Diamond's not backing down, to her credit, though. She wants the Crater Chick championship!

-Diamond and Amay step into the middle of the ring, the crowd split on who to cheer for-

Crowd: LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO WY-THYST! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO WY-THYST! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LET'S GO WY-THYST!

Ahuizotl: It seems like Amay's movement, whatever it is, is growing more than we thought…

Garble: That won't mean a thing to Diamond! The entire crowd is being tuned out. NONE of this effects her!

Match 2: Crater Chick championship Semi-Final - Amay Wythyst vs Diamond Tiara

-10 minutes later-

-Diamond attempts to hit the Diamond Cutter, but Amay pushes her away as Diamond's back clashes with the mat. Amay then bounces off the ropes and jumps into the air, all her weight crashing down onto Diamond in the form of a Senton-

Garble: OH! Amay trying to damn near SQUASH Diamond!

-Amay goes for a cover, but gets only a count of 2-

Ahuizotl: Diamond's still in it, but you can see she's having trouble breathing…

-Diamond coughs and wheezes uncontrollably as Amay grins evilly, looking to dish out more punishment as the match continues-

-8 minutes later-

-Amay cranes Diamond's neck, preparing to hit her with her usual finisher (I will reveal the name of it when the storyline calls for it)-

Garble: Diamond put up a hell of a fight as usual, but it looks like Amay just etched her spot in the finals-

-All of a sudden, the lights turned out-

Ahuizotl: What the? The hell?!

Garble: Amay's already in the ring, so what is this?!

-The lights come back on, revealing Twist in Amay's own chair, rocking back and forth with an expressionless face. Amay releases Diamond in anger and rushes out of the ring-

Garble: Talk about mind games! Twist has Amay Wythyst FUMING!

-Amay approaches the chair as the lights go out again. When the arena is illuminated once again, Twist is gone from the chair. Amay looks on in shock-

Garble: This is some Twilight Zone shit right here…

-Amay begins cackling at the absence of her latest foe, but she is soon shut up as she turns around into a Diamond Cutter!-

Ahuizotl: Lying in wait...DIAMOND STRIKES!

Garble: DIAMOND CUTTER! I think this is it!

-Diamond quickly crawls to the ring as the referee begins his 10 count. The crowd counts along, some begrudgingly, until the number 10 is uttered as Diamond raises her hands in victory-

Ahuizotl: She did it! Diamond's going to the Finals!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEEER...DIIIIAAAAMOOOOOND...TIIIIIIAAAAARAAAA!

Garble: The Queen of Mindgames, LITERALLY...just had her throne TAKEN from her, by an outsider!

Ahuizotl: That rocking chair seems to be very symbolic to Amay, so much so that she was about to take it back herself. But Amay Wythyst found out here tonight, that she's not the only body in town that knows how to mess with her foes.

Garble: I don't think it had the exact effect Twist was hoping for, as Amay began CACKLING...but it cost her the match. So in theory, if Twist wanted to get the attention of the woman that nearly ended her career, she just did so.

Ahuizotl: I'd tread very carefully if I were Twist...Amay isn't likely to forget this, and neither will her family. Back to the bigger picture, however; Diamond Tiara is going to Uprising!

-The referee raises Diamond's hand as we go to commercial with her ascending to the top rope and making the "I will be champion" gesture-

-We return from commercial with Silver Shill standing by for another interview-

Silver Shill: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, is Rarity. -Rarity enters the frame, smiling with one hand placed ever so delicately on a hip- Rarity, up next, we will find out who will be joining Diamond Tiara in the finals of the Crater Chick championship Tournament at Uprising. -she nods- What are your thoughts on your match, and your opponent Midnight Strike?

Rarity: If you recall, me and Midnight have had one previous match in the past. Oddly enough, it was also to get a shot at the Crater Chick championship at the upcoming Pay Per View. I came out on top in that match, but Midnight showed not only me, but the entire EWF universe what she was truly made of. 3 months later, we've come full circle, and the same opportunity awaits us once more. Since then, Midnight has broken off on her own, in hopes of attaining heights in her career she had never been able to reach before. I, meanwhile, have also been relatively tame in my tenure here on Lunacy. As a woman who previously had spent her time designing DAZZLING outfits for my customers, I've done nothing of the sort in the EWF. I've dazzled nobody.

Silver: Well….at least you always look beautiful in the ring! -grins-

Rarity: -giggles- Why thank you, darling. And after my match, I'm going to FEEL beautiful as well, because tonight...EVERYTHING changes! I'm going to defeat Midnight Strike again, and at Uprising, I will defeat the equally beautiful Diamond Tiara, and in turn...acquire the gemstone I've come SO close to calling my own...the Crater. Chick. Championship. And with that, I will shine brighter than ANY diamond! -Rarity walks off with confidence in her strut as we head back to ringside-

*A guitar riff resembling the sound of a bee plays throughout the arena, the fans can easily guess who it is as they launch into a fit of cheers*

Madden: The following conteeest, is a SEMI-FINAL MATCH, in the CRAAATER. CHIIIICK. CHAAAMPIOOONSHIIIP..TOURNAMEEEEENT! Introducing FIRST...accompanied to the ring..by HOOONEYCOOOMB! From Cloudsdale! Weighing in at 143 POOOOUNDS...MIIIIIDNIIIIGHT STRIIIIKE!

-Midnight's new theme = "Axeman" by Jim Johnston-

Garble: When you look up and down the Lunacy roster, one of the superstars that most appears on the verge of a breakout period is this woman, Midnight Strike.

Ahuizotl: She hasn't lost a one-on-one match since going out on her own. She's been the wildcard in this tournament since the very beginning, and that gives her a distinct advantage.

Garble: What also gives her an advantage is the presence of her new...friend? Or I guess she wouldn't want to take it that far...whatever. Honeycomb is leading Midnight Strike down the right path, and though they lost at Frontline, they both look none the worse for wear.

Ahuizotl: This budding alliance of sorts could ultimately culminate in Midnight Strike capturing the Crater Chick championship. How would that affect their tag team?

Garble: I would assume if they wanted to, they could still compete for the Chick Combo titles. Even if they didn't, I doubt Honeycomb would care too much. She seems to absolutely LOVE being in Midnight's corner, cheering her on.

Ahuizotl: I guess we'll see if Honeycomb can cheer Midnight straight to the finals.

-Midnight walks to the ring with an all-purpose attitude as Honeycomb follows behind, chipper as can be-

*Everybody's starry eyed…* -more cheers-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Froooom LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 127 POOOUNDS...RAAAAAAARITYYYYYY!

Garble: Rarity spoke the gospel truth just now in her interview. Despite having some all-time, classic matches that will be replayed in the EWF annals for all time, Rarity just hasn't been cutting the mustard so far in her career. She had a chance to make a splash against The Sword last month, but an injury plagued her of making it to Frontline.

Ahuizotl: And who is to say that injury won't return again tonight? If it does, Rarity may have to accept the fact that it just isn't her day to play in the bright sun. If she can win, though, a smooth sailing to Uprising will follow, where redemption...is just one victory away.

Garble: And by redemption, you are of course talking about what happened at EWF: Redemption in February. Rarity was moments away from winning the Crater Chick championship when Sunset's boyfriend, Shining Armor showed up and SAVED the title for her in perhaps the most shocking moment of the year thus far…

Ahuizotl: That was a dark moment in the career of Rarity, but she could rectify it all with a few more wins. Just a few more and she's GOLDEN...literally!

-Rarity slaps hands with many fans before kissing one lucky boy on the cheek-

Garble: If she's gonna start doing this every week, I'll have a boat-load of children I wish I was for just a split second by the end of the year.

Ahuizotl: Rarity certainly has her fair share of charm. It is one of the many reasons why she is so beloved here in the Asylum.

Garble: There's no way she'll be able to use her charm in this match. Midnight doesn't even like HUGS, so a kiss would be astroNOMICALLY worse!

Ahuizotl: There will be no love tied to this match, I assure you. Both of these women will leave everything on the line for a trip to Uprising.

Match 3: Crater Chick Tournament Semi-Final - Midnight Strike w/ Honeycomb vs Rarity

-16 minutes later-

-Rarity has Midnight up for the Sequin Special. Midnight breaks her arms free and wraps them around Rarity's legs, pulling her down to the mat and proceeding to place her arms against the mat by resting her legs on top of them in a heart-stopping counter-

Garble: LOOK AT THIS! *1…* LOOK AT THIS! *2...3! -the bell rings and Honeycomb begins screaming in excitement, many fans looking on with shocked expressions- MIDNIGHT GOT HER! MIDNIGHT GOT HER!

Ahuizotl: MIDNIGHT'S GOING TO UPRISING!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEEEER...MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEE!

Garble: A sensational match, ends with a SENSATIONAL counter! Midnight Strike, surprising EVERYBODY! Wriggling her way out of the Sequin Special, and launching herself...into the FINALS..of the Crater Chick championship...by GOD tournament!

-Honeycomb rushes the ring, tackling Midnight to the mat with a hug. She tries to escape, but soon just accepts her fate, letting Honeycomb latch her arms around her waist-

Garble: Haha! I guess there's ONE hold Midnight can't escape...Honeycomb's hug!

-Rarity converses with the referee desperately, trying to get any sort of confirmation that she didn't just lose-

Rarity: Dammit! You're...you're POSITIVE it wasn't a 2 and a half?

Referee: No, it was 3. I'm sorry, Rarity….

Rarity: Dammit….

Ahuizotl: That's got to be a tough loss right there….

Garble: Rarity must be thinking, "when will I catch a break?" It's like we said during her entrance, it just might not be her time right now.

Ahuizotl: One day, though! One day Rarity will be in the spot we all expect her to be...it's only a matter of time.

Garble: And it'll be sooner rather than later, mark my words! This woman has all the days, she just got out-matched and out-skilled on this night.

-Honeycomb walks over and gives Rarity a hug, which she accepts with small tears in her eyes. Rarity gets to her feet and smiles at Honeycomb, walking over and shaking Midnight's hand before leaving the ring-

Ahuizotl: That's what I like to see! We could always use more of that these days….

-The crowd cheers heavily and applauds Midnight as Honeycomb can't stop acting all giddy-

Honeycomb: You did it, Middy! We're going to the FINALS!

Midnight: If I win the title, would you please stop calling me that?

Honeycomb: Awwww….fine, deal!

Midnight: Guess I'll have to win then, heh…

Honeycomb: You did AWESOME!

Midnight: Thanks. -they leave the ring under the warm adulation of the fans-

Crowd: MID-NIGHT! MID-NIGHT! MID-NIGHT! MID-NIGHT!

Ahuizotl: What a special moment...Uprising could be a very pivotal night in that young lady's career.

-Silver Shill prepares himself for what will be his most loaded interview yet, sitting in the room where he conducted The Sword's first interview-

Garble: And up next here on Monday Night Lunacy, our broadcast colleague will welcome FOUR, yes, FOUR guests for a very exclusive interview.

Ahuizotl: Rumble, Giz Hero, Flitter, and Cloudchaser. All in the same room, at the same time, discussing all of the recent events that have occurred in both their professional AND personal lives. This is something you do NOT want to miss!

*Commercial*

-We return with all four guests in their seat. The seating arrangements go as followed: Silver Shill, Giz Hero, Flitter, Cloudchaser, and Rumble-

Silver: Ladies and gentlemen, I am sitting here with my guests, all four of which have been involved in their own internal struggles over the past month. This interview has been orchestrated by general manager Luna in order to garner more interest towards the Carnage championship match at Uprising between Rumble, and Giz Hero, for we will hear the side of the story for everyone involved. First off, I'd like to ask, Flitter, how are you feeling?

Rumble: Before she answers that, I'd like to say that this interview is completely pointless with HIM in attendance. -points at Giz- HE is the one that caused AAAAAAAAALL of this drama between me and my friends. This interview should EXCLUDE him, and instead focus on us three talking everything out and coming to the conclusion that the relationship we have is too precious to be wasting our time on the nonsense of a homewrecker like Giz Hero! -crosses his arms and sits back-

Flitter: Um EXCUSE ME? YOU'RE the one starting drama by interrupting me! All you ever do is talk, Rumble! Give somebody else a chance!

Cloudchaser: And me and Flitter have been talking since this whole situation started, and slowly but surely, with every action you take, and every time you open your mouth...YOU, Rumble, have been ruining the relationship me and Flitter have with you.

Rumble: ME?! How can you sit there and SAY THAT?! Before Giz came along we were on the best of terms!

Flitter: You're delusional if you think that! Before you won that little championship of yours we were on the same page, but then you began thinking only about yourself and all the ways you could keep that title nestled in your arms. You never ONCE thanked us for helping you win the damn thing in the first place! In your eyes, you're the only one in your little entourage that brought ANYTHING to the table, and anytime somebody did you a favor you were so lost in yourself that you never gave appreciation to those who were helping you along the way…

Rumble: B-but that's what friends do! They help each other!

Cloudchaser: Yeah, and the one they're helping is supposed to thank them in return...you never did that. In fact, the more we helped you, the more you pushed us away.

Rumble: It may have seemed like that, but I was just giving you girls a chance to show the EWF fans what you can do on your own. You're WAY too talented to be sitting in my corner all your careers!

Flitter: Stop trying to suck up to us. It's too late, Rumble. We were friends for years and then all of a sudden I become interested in a guy and you flip your lid.

Rumble: Because he was just trying to get closer to my championship! If he has you wrapped around his finger he could get you to turn against me!

Giz: Oh, cut that crap! Flitter approached ME first, and while I was thinking at first that it was a scheme to screw me out of my title opportunity, I soon realized I was in a very lucky position, and that on top of winning the Carnage championship, I could also get to know this girl...I'm very happy to say you didn't poison her mind at all. This past month has been such hell for me, but on the sidelines, I can count on Flitter to ease my mind from all the bad things.

Flitter: -blushes- Thank you, Giz….-she leans over to hug him-

Rumble: NO! NO! DON'T YOU HUG HIM! -she hugs him anyway- WHY?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS TORMENT?!

Cloudchaser: Oh, would you just admit that you're jealous?!

Rumble: JEALOUS? Why would I be JEALOUS? I don't get JEALOUS!

Cloudchaser: You clearly do. Flitter is happy for once, and you just can't have that, can you? Or maybe you want her all to yourself…

Rumble: No! I already have my prize, and that's the Carnage championship...me and Flitter, me and you, we're just friends!

Cloudchaser: Than you're at the very least an incredibly controlling person. The same thing happened when I was dating your brother...Thunderlane broke up with me because you wouldn't keep your nose out of our business.

Rumble: I was just checking to see if my brother was being nice to you, as well as the other way around!

Cloudchaser: No, you're just jealous of everybody around you. Nobody would ever want you to be theirs because you were too obsessed with your own self.

Flitter: Rumble….I will only say this ONCE. You're a creep. Stay OUT of mine and Giz's relationship.

Rumble: But...but he's CORRUPTING you! Every second you spend with him will lead you down the path to your own demise!

Giz: Listen to yourself! The only person who is corrupting ANYTHING is YOU. You're corrupting the EWF as Carnage champion, and at Uprising, I will undo all the damage you've done. And then the girls and the ENTIRE EWF universe won't have to hear you run your mouth about how supreme you are.

-Rumble is about to launch a rebuttal when Thunderlane walks into the room-

Thunderlane: Sorry to pop in unannounced, but the champ's late for his 8 o'clock Yoga session.

Rumble: Oh, I completely forgot!

Flitter: Ugh, let's go, sis. He obviously sees this whole thing as a joke…-she smiles at Giz- Bye, Giz! Meet me after the show. -she and her sister look in disgust at Rumble as they walk out the door, Thunderlane looking behind him to get a peek at Cloudchaser's ass with a smirk-

Rumble: This is YOUR fault! -he points at Giz- You've ruined everything! -Silver escapes the room as Rumble and Thunderlane approach their target-

Giz: You did all this yourself, Rumble. Don't worry, I'll put you out of your misery at Uprising….

Rumble: Hmph. -he looks at his brother- Yoga can wait...my knuckles need some stretching first! -before Giz can react, he is cheap-shotted to the floor by Rumble, who then works together to punish Giz until he is sprawled onto the floor, unconscious. The brothers then walk out of the room as we head back to ringside-

Garble: Well, that interview didn't turn out the way we thought it would…

Ahuizotl: Not even ONE question was answered, but I guess we should've predicted that, what with all the hatred that was piled into one room.

Garble: Yeah. And that attack dealt out to Giz was definitely uncalled for. Rumble and his brother are going to have a lot to answer for at Uprising with all the people they've triggered.

*All my life I've been searching for something…* -the crowd cheers as we get set for our next match of the evening-

Madden: The following conteeest...is scheduled for ONE FAAAAALL! Introducing first, accompanieeed...by OVEEEEERDRIVE! Weighing in at 198 POOOOUNDS….VUUUUULTARIIIIAAAAN!

Ahuizotl: This will be Vultarian's second singles match in the EWF. His first was a loss against Shining Armor.

Garble: Now he looks focused, and we'll see if he is ready to soar to new heights here tonight.

*The sound of a school bell sends the crowd into a booing frenzy* "CLASS….IS IN SESSION!"

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Accompanied by Dwight Dawson, and Bill Nyeker! Weighing in at 212 POOOUNDS...XAAAAVIIIIER...KENDRIIIIICK!

Ahuizotl: Billy Nyeker and his students have got to be FUMING after they were embarrassed by Overdrive and Vultarian as they turned their attack around last week.

Garble: Looks like Mr. Nyeker has a response to that…

Nyeker: What you two gentlemen, if I can even REFER to you as such after you proved what GUTLESS parasites you truly are last week...are about to realize, is that my boys do not take kindly to being targeted like they were last week. At Uprising, they will BOTH put a stop to your neanderthalic ways. For tonight, however, Mr. Kendrick will give the entire class a presentation on the wonders...of the dissection...of the human body. -Nyeker smirks as he points to the ring, Kendrick running and sliding under the bottom rope-

Ahuizotl: A very haunting declaration by Mr. Nyeker, as Xavier Kendrick will be wrestling his first match on Lunacy under his new moniker.

Garble: Let's see what he can do on his own!

Match 4: Vultarian w/ Overdrive vs Xavier Kendrick w/ Dwight Dawson and Mr. Nyeker

-11 minutes later-

-Kendrick grabs Vultarian's neck, running at the turnbuckle and placing his feet on the top. He flips himself over but Vultarian latches onto the top rope as Kendrick falls flat, landing on his feet-

Garble: Great counter by Vultarian! Kendrick was going for that Sliced Bread, but he...well, he got out-smarted!

-Vultarian moves out of the way of the running Kendrick, whose shoulder then bashes into the ring post under the middle turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: Crash and burn! Take advantage!

-Vultarian grabs onto Kendrick's stomach and rolls him away from the ropes, sitting on top of his own posterior-

Garble: The shoulders are down! *1….2….3!* Vultarian got it!

-Vultarian escapes the ring as Dawson and Nyeker begin to enter the ring angrily. Overdrive comes over and lifts his partner into the air-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEERRRR...VUUUULTARIIIIAAAAN!

Garble: As smart as Nyeker claims Kendrick to be, Vultarian pretty much took him straight to school!

Ahuizotl: Seems like Kendrick got an F on his Biology experiment on human dissection...we'll see next Sunday if Nyeker can get his students to bounce back into shape!

-We go to commercial with Bill Nyeker yelling at a open-mouthed Kendrick-

-We return to commercial and are now moved to Diamond Tiara's locker room, where Diamond is still reeling after her victory earlier in the night. Turf and Silver Spoon enter the room and Diamond lights up even more-

Diamond: Girls! -she walks over and all three share a group hug, Turf looking the most flustered-

Turf: Uh, hey there. -smiles- We just came by to-

Silver: Congratulate you! That win tonight? SOOOOOOO fetch!

Turf: Yeah, we know you're gonna be the champion real soon!

Diamond: Awwww! Well, thanks girls! I'll be sure to make you and my new friends like Scootaloo pr-

Turf: Yeah that's wonderful! Uhhh SPOON? We're late for our match.

Silver: Oh, I guess we are….

Turf: Yeah so come on! -she yanks on her hand and begins dragging her out of the room-

Silver: B-bye, Diamond! OW! Not so hard!

-Diamond waves meekly with a raised eyebrow-

Garble: There's a little bit of that hidden tension we've referred to in the past…

Ahuizotl: And it happened as soon as Diamond referenced Scootaloo.

Garble: Well, we know how much Turf and Silver Spoon DESPISE Scootaloo. If The Sword didn't take her out last week, they may have been the ones to do the deed!

Ahuizotl: Speaking of Turf and Silver Spoon, their match is coming up right-

-Wythyst stuff Yaaaaaaay-

Amay: We're here….-the crowd cheers again as the lantern is blown out, as the stuff they do after occurs-

Ahuizotl: Now…

Garble: That's the second time the eerie intro of the Wythyst Family has interrupted us tonight, but who are we to complain to them?

Ahuizotl: We would be knocked out and dragged back to their commune in the swamp…

Garble: I don't know about you, but I don't want to be ALLIGATOR chow!

Ahuizotl: You and me both….-the lights go back on as Amay takes her seat in the rocking chair. Rowan and Harper make their way to the ring slowly- Well, Amay Wythyst will be looking on as her sistren make their in-ring debut here on Lunacy.

-"Fastest Girl Alive" by CFO$ sends The Family's opponents into battle-

Madden: Aaaaand...THEIR OPPONENTS! At a combined weight, of 280 POOOUNDS….TUUUURF! AAAAND SIIIILVEEER SPOOOON!

Garble: While these two may not be too fond of Scootaloo, they still love their friend Diamond. At least, they act like they do...you know how women are, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: I think it's genuine, but there may be some resentment from them, mostly Turf, now that Diamond has associated herself with people the two of them NEVER would.

Garble: Well, either way, they're thrusting themselves right into the fire in an attempt to honor their friend after the way Amay Wythyst cost her the biggest win of her career last week.

-Turf and Silver Spoon enter the ring in a haughty way, clearly creeped out by the faraway look in Lucy Harper's eyes, and even more-so by the way Amay Wythyst is eyeing them from her rocking chair-

Garble: Oh God...I wouldn't blame them if they turned back right now!

Match 5: Turf & Silver Spoon vs The Wythyst Family w/ Amay Wythyst

-As soon as the bell rings, Lucy Harper begins the assault early by knocking Turf around with all kinds of punches. She rebounds off the ropes but gets stopped as Turf slaps her in the face-

Ahuizotl: What is she thinking?!

Garble: That's one of the LAST people you wanna slap!

-Turf struts around the ring looking proud of herself as she stops in front of Harper, who wasn't fazed by the slap at all-

Harper: Yeah yeah yeaaah! -she gives a vicious slap of her own to Turf, which stings her cheek- Yeah yeah yeah yeeeeeeah! -she runs off the ropes again but Turf plants a knee right into her stomach, causing her to front flip onto the mat-

-8 minutes later-

-Rowan has Silver Spoon up in the air. She waltzes over to her corner, allowing Harper to slap her on the shoulder as she launches her face first on the top turnbuckle. Harper runs off the ropes and nails the dazed Silver Spoon with a giant big boot. She goes for a cover but gets only 2-

Garble: Don't be surprised by the resolve of Silver Spoon! She's a former Chick Combo CHAMPION.

-8 more minutes later-

-A mini-scuffle breaks out in the ring. The illegal Turf runs at the illegal Harper in the corner. She is mowed over by the husky Ericka Rowan with a huge shoulder block. As the referee admonishes Turf, Lucy Harper lands a wicked jab into Silver Spoon's chin before performing a Discus Clothesline on her. She then leaves the ring, allowing Rowan to bounce off the ropes and crush her with a Big Splash. On the other side of the ring, Harper has both hands digging into Turf's skull, preventing her from breaking up the pin-

*1...2...3!*

Ahuizotl: The Wythyst Family...has knocked off the first ever Chick Combo champions in their Lunacy debut...talk. About. IMPRESSIVE!

Garble: They were given the fight of their life, though!

-Harper crawls back into the ring, joining her "sister" in staring at Amay Wythyst for approval. She stares back as she rocks in her chair for a while before standing up and entering the ring. Rowan shoves Silver Spoon out of the ring with her boot-

Ahuizotl: As Amay Wythyst makes her way to the ring, this is discomforting to me as an analyst...this woman has evil buried beneath her eyes.

-Amay enters the ring, slowly taking off her fedora and dropping it to the outside as she glances over with a smirk at Turf, who is being held up by Rowan and Harper. Amay grabs onto the top rope with both hands, bending herself downwards and looking at her prey-

Garble: It's...it's like an exorcist! This is the creepiest damn thing I've ever seen!

Ahuizotl: The unsettling and hypnotic Amay Wythyst, has her next victim in sight...

-Amay positions herself upwards once again, moving the hair from her face as she approaches Turf. She cranes her neck like everyone else she has come into contact with before planting a kiss on her forehead and driving it into the mat. She then looks down at the fallen Turf with a sadistic smile as she instructs her family to drag her into the middle of the ring, which they of course do. Amay grabs a microphone and begins pacing around the ring, grabbing the attention of everyone immediately-

Amay: The Devil's...FAVORITE demon...is no monster, man. She is, an illusion! -she leans down- She's a...FAIRYTALE. -she laughs- The demon, is a lie! But me? I am much, MUCH different, man...I, am the woman...of a thousand truths. I, am AMAY WYTHYST! -she holds an arm out- The eater...of WORLDS. -she laughs some more as her eyes roll back in her head and the fans cheer at her proclamation, before leaning on one knee, looking at the face of Turf- And I...am...FOREVER. Twiiiiiiist~...-she whispers- FOLLOW...THE BUZZARDS. -she lays the mic down and outstretches back arms again-

*DEH!*

-The screen goes black before the back of who can only be Twist appears on the titantron. Amay is caught off guard as she gets to her feet, but she turns her head slightly, in trance of the appearance of her foe-

Twist: When you pull, the wings off of buzzards for fun...they are impossible to follow, Amay...I don't condemn, your intentions...but I do see through your HAZE, of cryptic words. You're here to maim, disfigure, and MUTILATE...EVERYONE...who crosses your path. -she chuckles now- Ever since you attempted to do all of those same things to me, I've discovered a new...sick and disturbing...APPRECIATION, of sorts, for the fine art of wreaking havoc on other individuals. So I guess, you could say...we're not so different…-she finally turns towards the camera- at ALL. I first indulged myself in my new obsession last week, but that was such a small dose...and with so much destruction and carnage waiting to be dealt out, I find myself...craving MORE. YOU, Amay...are as a chaotic an enigma the EWF has to offer, but yet, I feel as if...you've been ignoring me these past few weeks. You keep mentioning my name, as if you're trying to get my attention, but you've had it...ALL along, Amay. Everyone else you've set your sights on has been a one-time occurrence. They never try to get back at you, and it's likely because they're SCARED...they're INTIMIDATED. Well as I said last week, I'm FINISHED...being a door-mat for everybody to walk all over. You can't run from me...try as you might, I will never be the same after what you have done to me. I have become a MONSTER, courtesy of you and your family's disarray. You think you can use me as an example as to why you should be feared? Well sooner or later, Amay, every powerful force...comes face-to-face, with the one whose toes they stepped on first! Whether you thought that Crater Chick championship Tournament you were apart of was a way to further spread your message by capturing gold, or a way to further avoid me, is irrelevant. None of it matters because guess what, Amay? I halted your movement! Because of me, you won't GET to sink your teeth into some precious metal! You keep your composure pretty well but I know that's eating you ALIVE inside the pit of your stomach! There's only one way you can put an end to the only being that's combatted you so far, Amay, and that's to FINISH the job...at Uprising! You need to EXTERMINATE ME!

Amay: -who has been laughing this whole while- I ACCEPT! I ACCEPT!

Twist: -chuckles once- I knew you would….you won't be laughing at your judgement day, I assure you. I don't want to make you suffer to spread my own message, no, no...all the torment I put you through, will be for my OWN...personal...ENJOYMENT. -the crowd cheers- At Uprising! The entire world will come CRASHING DOWN, upon the EATER….of WORLDS. -Twist looks on as Amay falls to her stomach, laughing uncontrollably-

Amay: -while laughing- I WILL PUT AN END TO YOU! I WILL BECOME IMMORTAAAAAAAAALLLLLL! -more laughter escapes Amay's mouth as Twist exits the titantron with a smirk, gray smoke covering up the giant screen in an instant. We take another commercial break as Amay is unable to pull herself together. Harper and Rowan even join her, sitting on the mat and chuckling along with their leader-

-Back from commercial, we join Bulk Biceps and Suri Poloman for their business lunch at one of the most expensive restaurants -

Bulk: -astonished- You mean...I can order ANYTHING I want?!

Suri: Of course, big guy! It's all on me. I can tell you've never really treated yourself to something like this, have you?

Bulk: -shakes his head- All I usually eat is what the cooks at the arena prepare.

Suri: Rumble never takes you out for lunch?

Bulk: Nooo, can't say he ever has…

Suri: That's a shame...I always take my clients out for lunch the day of their show.

Bulk: I'm not your client yet, though.

Suri: That's why I've organized this lunch, so we can discuss where you stand. I just want you to know, I'm not doing this to persuade you, Bulk. You're your own man, you can make your own decisions.

Bulk: I still need time to think.

Suri: -nods- Of course. You only have one more week after this to make your decision, but I would never pressure you when you're not quite sure of where your loyalty lies by the end of the month. You should know that I respect you, for the talent you possess, and for taking all the time you are given to make a decision. It's comforting to see someone that doesn't rush into things without thinking them through.

Bulk: Well, this is my career I'm thinking about here. I HAVE to make the best choice that will benefit me in the future.

Suri: -nods- And in the end, whether you sign with me or not, I still think you are WORTH this meal, Bulk.

Bulk: Really?

Suri: Yes. An athlete of your caliber should get to gorge out as much as he desires. This restaurant is where the most important people in Equestria eat, my friend. And to me...you're the most important person of all.

Bulk: Gee...thank you, Siri.

Suri: -smiles- No need to thank me. I'm just speaking the truth, m'kay? Have you talked to Rumble lately?

Bulk: Not since the day you approached me, to be honest. He always has a lot of stuff I have to do for him, though. Like right after this lunch, I need to go pick up his dry cleaning.

Suri: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! -she bangs her fists on the table, many sophisticated people turning to look at her from around the establishment. She blushes and grins embarrassingly- hehe...sorry, m'kay? -she turns back to Bulk- Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds, Bulk?

Bulk: Well, I don't mind it. I've been doing it for a while now, and it gives me something to do.

Suri: Does he pay you for doing this?

Bulk: Well, no….he already has to pay to get his clothes washed and dried.

Suri: Figures...why doesn't he get his brother to do it? You know, the guy he REPLACED you with?

Bulk: I….wouldn't say REPLACED really….-looks down at the table-

Suri: Bulk, you need to hear this from me, because no one else is going to tell you...you're too good for picking up dry cleaning. People should be picking up YOUR dry cleaning!

Bulk: That...does sound pretty cool….

Suri: A man of your size, your strength, being used as nothing more than an ERRAND BOY? Unacceptable! Your job isn't to be lifting up totes of clothes...your job is to lift men up into the air and SLAM them into the mat!

Bulk: I'd love to be doing that, but I can never get booked in a match these days…-frowns-

Suri: -sighs- Bulk….I wasn't going to tell you this until later, but earlier today, I went into general manager Luna's office and convinced her to give you a match next week.

Bulk: R-really?! You did that for ME?

Suri: -smiles- Sure did! A man with so much potential as yourself should NOT be sitting out on the sidelines for all eternity. The world needs to bear witness to the FUTURE...and the FUTURE, is BULK. BICEPS.

Bulk: -can't stop grinning- Who am I facing? Who is it?!

Suri: Oh! It's Rumble. -she smiles as the waiter approaches the table, Bulk's eyes bulging and his face drooping at the news- Yes, we are ready to order. Bulk, what would you li-

Bulk: -not looking at anything except the window next to him- I….need to use the bathroom! -he rushes off towards the restroom, leaving Suri perplexed as the scene fades out-

*A hundred thousand stories...have filled my heeead~* -the crowd begins cheering in preparation for tonight's main event-

Madden: The following MIXED, tag team conteeest...is scheduled for ONE FAAAALL! Introducing first, from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 122 POOOUNDS...TWIIIILIIIIGHT..SPAAAAARKLEEEEEEE!

Ahuizotl: As we hear the cheers and admiration for this young woman, we have to wonder where her head is at. She's teaming with her brother tonight, but her brother just so happens to be dating-

Garble: Not even DATING, 'Zotl. Sunset and Shining literally hump each other every time we see them!

Ahuizotl: Nonetheless, her brother is...bedding the woman she is facing for the Eternal Women's championship at Uprising. She can't afford to take chances in these next few weeks. Twilight has been in some important contests in her EWF career, but this one could be the biggest of all.

Garble: I would say it IS indeed the biggest. Sunset hasn't even been champion for two months, yet she's got this mindset that nobody will ever be able to beat her for it.

Ahuizotl: Sunset also has stated that she should have been the champion all along. Twilight is the exact opposite of Sunset. She fights for the people, not herself.

Garble: THAT'S why it's the biggest match for her. She finally has the opportunity to shut this woman up, and reclaim the title she lost due to politics, and nothing more. She has to get past this tag team match first, though, and whatever partner Flash Sentry found.

-Twilight stops at the stage, slapping a few of her adoring fans' hands, before looking back-

*The sky turns to a different shade of blueee~* -unlike her sister, Shining Armor will receive no love from this crowd-

Madden: Aaaaand HER PARTNER! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 244 POOOUNDS...SHIIIINIIIING..AAAARMOOOOOR!

Garble: And of course, behind every powerful woman, there is a lowlife dude who only gets any attention because he travels behind her like a lost puppy. That's the perfect way to describe Shining Armor.

Ahuizotl: He's been living off of the success of others since he got here, and that INCLUDES his sister Twilight. Just being in the same family as her gives him a reason to brag.

Garble: They really seem to love each other. We saw a side of Shining I haven't ever seen before tonight...a brotherly side.

Ahuizotl: He also just couldn't help but raise his voice at his beloved sister when she told him what she REALLY thinks about his girlfriend.

Garble: Well, a dude's gotta back up his girl.

Ahuizotl: He's also got to protect his sister, but during his whole time being here in the EWF, I've seen absolutely NO sign of Shining Armor doing ANY such thing. After all the crap Twilight has been put through, WHERE has Shining Armor been?!

Garble: I agree wholeheartedly, I won't make any excuses for this jackass. We know EXACTLY where he was, though. Breaking his best friends' heart, and gaining power when the cameras weren't focused on him. I think I speak for everyone when I say I wouldn't mind seeing this guy get his shit kicked in EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

-Shining smiles at his sister as he makes his way down the stage. He gives her a high five before giving her a piggyback ride into the ring-

Shining: Just like old times, eh Twi?

Twilight: Sure is! -smiles- Unlike the times when we were growing and would wrestle each other in a playful manner, tonight, we're fighting alongSIDE each other.

Shining: A lot has changed, but one thing that will never go away...is my love for you.

-The two siblings share a hug, many members of the crowd awww'ing in response-

Garble: Are those...are those TEARS in the eyes of Shining?

Ahuizotl: They sure do look like it…

Garble: Wow...even the biggest d-bags still have the capability of being total saps. I love it. Let's see how long it lasts, though.

-The touching moment is ended abruptly as the gritty guitar intro to Flash Sentry's theme song plays, changing the crowd's mood from sentimental to blood-thirsty.

Flash Sentry walks through the curtain, wearing the same street clothes he wore for his match with Shining Armor last week, jeans and a white wifebeater. He looks around the arena and paces across the stage, the cheers from the crowd pumping him up. His usual blue, fauxhawk inspired hair has now been altered to be spiked all across his head-

Garble: Looks who's dressed for a FIGHT, just like last week!

Madden: Aaaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! First! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 227 POOOOUNDS...FLAAAAAAAASH..SEEEEEEENTRRRRRYYYY!

Ahuizotl: Though this isn't a street fight, with two bitter rivals like Flash and Shining involved, it's ALWAYS a FIGHT.

Garble: Speaking of that street fight, it was one of the most brutal, gruesome and hard-fought battles we've ever seen here in the EWF. Flash narrowly escaped with the win after repeated interferences from Sunset Shimmer.

Ahuizotl: It looked like all hope was lost for Flash. He had NO chance! It was practically a Handicap match! But then, in the most appropriate of times, Twilight appeared, and Flash was able to neutralize Sunset in the form of a Flash Flood, after which, victory was achieved.

Garble: It is a moment nobody will ever forget. Time stood STILL when Flash delivered his signature move to Sunset Shimmer.

Ahuizotl: Nobody will forget it, including Shining Armor. Flash may be confident after his victory last week, but Shining will be damned if he lets him get away with hurting his woman unscathed.

Garble: This will be one of the most interesting contests we've ever seen...for many reasons. Including the reveal of Flash's tag team partner, which I believe he is about to tell us.

-Flash pulls out a microphone that was lodged in his belt. Before he can speak, he is drowned out by chants of "FLASH"-

Flash: Hahaaaaaaaaa….just when I thought this whole thing between you and me was over, Shiny my boy, I hear from a little birdy that I've been bestowed the...the HONOR, of kicking your ass ONE MORE TIIIIME! -the crowd cheers-

Crowd: KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!

Flash: In due time my good people, in due time...but even though I've got no problem with Twilight, I'm not about to be involved in another 2-on-1 affair like last week….so I had to go out and find myself a partner. Only problem is, after what YOU DID TO ME SHINING...I can't trust anybody. I have no friends, nobody to watch my back...then I realized...I don't need a friend. I just need to find a PARTNER. I don't want just any regular tag team partner, though...because if anybody out there's been paying attention to me lately...they'll know...they'll know that I am FAR from NORMAL. So I had to find a partner that fit my style. Yeeeeaaaah...I needed a partner that thinks like I do. Somebody that's a little bit out there, a little bit deraaaaangeeeeeed-psychotic even! Most of all I needed somebody that was out to PROVE something, just like me...I found someone...exactly like that. -cheers- I like 'em a lot. Just like me, they don't trust ANYBODY! They sleep with one eye open every single night, they think a little differently than everyone else...they LOOK a little different than everyone else. Above all else though, my partner, just like me, has suffered through a recent event that changed her psyche a little bit. She thinks a little differently nowadays, but that's no big deal, because different is always a welcome change from the norm. Together, we are going to be the most UNSTABLE tandem the EWF has ever SEEN! It is my esteemed pleasure to present to you all, MY partner….-Flash flips the mic onto the ramp, and gestures a hand to the stage. After a pause, the roar of a demon sends the crowd into a frenzy, and gives Flash an all-knowing smirk-

Garble: Oh dear God...what a choice this is!

Ahuizotl: Flash Sentry….and TWIST. What a TEAM!

-Twist rises up from the floor, standing up from her stance on one knee. She gives Flash a nod of approval as the crowd shows their own approval of this team-

Garble: I don't think Flash could've picked a better partner even if he TRIED. This is EXCELLENT. After the huge impact Twist made last week in her first REAL victory, it only made sense to cash in now!

Ahuizotl: And everything Flash said is true. These are two troubled souls, both fighting side-by-side, about to unleash their own inner demons on their opponents.

-The lights flash as Twist, well, twists to the drop of her entrance music. She kneels down next to a barricade of fans all wishing her good luck by touching her shoulder. Flash enters the ring as Twist crawls up the steel steps, Twilight and Shining strategizing more than ever after this turn of events. The lights dim again as Twist stretches back, bringing her arms out to her sides. She then crawls off the turnbuckle takes a knee in the middle of the ring, looking up to the ceiling as her music stops and the lights turn back on completely-

Ahuizotl: Wow...this is something amazing right here. Twist's transformation over the past few weeks is one of the most intriguing things that has ever occurred on Lunacy!

Garble: She says the demon will RISE at Uprising, but we'll see if she ARRIVES after this tag team match tonight.

Main Event: Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle vs Flash Sentry and Twist

-The match starts off with Flash and Shining. As Flash approaches, Shining runs over to his corner, tagging in Twilight before exiting the ring and putting his hands up. The crowd boos furiously as Flash grits his teeth-

Ahuizotl: Oh! What a gigantic coward! After the war they had last week, Shining Armor wants NO part of Flash Sentry.

Garble: He fully knows now what his former best friend is capable of. I don't blame him, but I'm extremely disappointed. I want to see him get his ass kicked once again!

Crowd: YOU'RE A PU-SSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAP* YOU'RE A PU-SSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAP* YOU'RE A PU-SSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: And the Lunatics in attendance are letting him hear it!

-Shining flips the fans off, much to the chagrin of his sister as Flash tags in Twist. Twilight isn't too sure of how to go about wrestling Twist, as she uses her unorthodox style of shifting around the ring to catch her off guard-

Garble: At least I get to see these two put on what is sure to be one hell of an exhibition!

-19 minutes later-

-After silencing Twist with her signature, the Spell Check, Twilight begins to crawl over to her brother, who is reaching his hand out in preparation of a tag-

Ahuizotl: Shining Armor has done his best to avoid Flash throughout this match, but it seems like he wants to go at it with his rival once more!

Garble: Yes! Get him in here! Let's get it OOOOOOOOOOOOON!

-Twilight lunges at her brother's hands, only to be denied as he jumps off the apron at the last second-

Garble: Oh that son of a….-the crowd brings nuclear heat upon Shining- THAT SON OF A BITCH! He's going to leave his sister high and dry!

-Twilight looks out at her brother, crestfallen, as she weakly reaches out her hand towards him. Shining gives a pretend frown as he does the same, nearly touching Twilight's fingers before bringing his hand back and smirking-

Twilight: Shining! Pleeeeeeaseeeeee! -her voice breaks as she is about to cry-

Ahuizotl: I...I can't even speak...I am truly DISGUSTED by the actions of Shining Armor….

Garble: You were right, 'Zotl….it was too good to be true. This motherfucker will even turn on his own SISTER! His own blood!

Ahuizotl: And judging by their reaction, these fans want to see HIS blood, and for good reason!

-Shining runs up the ramp as Flash jumps off the apron as approaches him. Flash does not run after, though, he just looks on at his foe with even more contempt and hatred than before-

Garble: Go get him, Flash! PLEASE! Rip him limb from limb!

Crowd: FUCK YOU, SHINING, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SHINING, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SHINING, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP*

-Shining turns around, looking down at the ring as his sister is still hoping this is all a dream, and that she wakes up, her brother will be there, waiting for her to tag him in. But this isn't a dream, and Shining's not there. ;( Twilight looks back at her brother as tears fill her eyes more and more every second-

Shining: Come on, Twily! You can do it!

Garble: Now the bastard's MOCKING her?! THAT'S IT! -Garble puts his headset down and begins rolling up his sleeves, but Ahuizotl begins tugging at his arm-

Ahuizotl: Come on, partner, please! You don't have to do this!

-Garble pulls his arm away-

Garble: Yes I do! I love my sister more than anything, and I'm not going to let some punk do something to hurt his! -the crowd cheers as Garble grabs a steel chair and begins making his way up the ramp. Shining eggs him on, but runs to the backstage area as draws near. Garble is frustrated as he treks back to the announce table, Twilight still wishing her brother were at ringside with her-

Ahuizotl: I'm sorry, my friend….

Garble: -putting his headset back on- I swear to God, I'll kill him the next time I see him!

Ahuizotl: Calm down, calm down. He's gone now.

Garble: What the hell happens with the match now?

Ahuizotl: I think even Twist, in her new mental state, doesn't want to capitalize on a broken Twilight. That would not be taken lightly in the good graces of the Lunacy fans.

-Flash enters the ring, approaching Twilight with Twist-

Referee: Flash, you need to get out of the ring!

Flash: I know you referees don't have the best vision plan, but I'm sure even YOU can see that she can't compete like this!

Referee: I'm sorry, but rules are rules. You'll have to leave, or else I'll have to count you ou-

Flash: So count me out, then! I don't give a damn! -Flash and Twist help Twilight to her feet, as the referee begins counting to 5. The crowd finally has a good deed to cheer for as Flash and Twist lead Twilight out of the ring-

Referee: 2….3….4…..5! -the referee calls for the match to end as the bell rings. Flash and Twist never look back, the victory not important to them at this point-

Ahuizotl: -smiles- Look at that, man. Doesn't that make you happy?

Garble: Heh, yeah it does! There's still no excuse for Shining Armor, but Flash Sentry and Twist, who have both been deemed, well, quite nuts in the past, just showed they are better human beings than Shining Armor could ever HOPE to be!

Ahuizotl: You're exactly right there. Once again, I feel Shining Armor just put his foot in his mouth, but with his girlfriend back next week, he just might get away with what he did tonight.

Garble: He won't, I guarantee you that. Whether it's me, or someone else who adores their family and would do ANYTHING for them, Shining Armor's SCREWED next week either way….

Ahuizotl: Well, at the end of the day, it was a victory for Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, but at what cost? It appears Shining Armor has severed another relationship, but at least people were there to pick Twilight back up. How will she cope with all this trauma that has just been dealt to her? We will find out next week.

Garble: Thank you all for tuning in...goodbye!

-The show ends with the fans applauding Twist and Flash's noble deed, as they exit the arena. Elsewhere, 3MB's van halts outside a house that appears to be packed with party-goers. Inside, our narrator braces himself for another wild adventure with Adagio, Aria, and Sonata-

Narrator: -in his head- I've got a bad feeling about this….

Match Results:
Beth Drollins & Rosely Reigns defeated Berry Punch & Maud by Pinfall (12:28)
Diamond Tiara defeated Amay Wythyst by Count-out (19:14)
Midnight Strike defeated Rarity by Pinfall (16:38)
Vultarian defeated Xavier Kendrick (11:19)
Lucy Harper & Ericka Rowan vs Turf & Silver Spoon (16:56)
Twilight Sparkle & Shining Armor defeated Twist & Flash Sentry (21:35)

Matches for Uprising (Complete):
Twilight Sparkle vs Sunset Shimmer - Eternal Women's championship
Giz Hero vs Rumble - Carnage championship
Diamond Tiara vs Midnight Strike - Crater Chick championship
The Sword vs Fluttershy, Lightning Dust, and Scootaloo
Dwight Dawson & Xavier Kendrick vs Vultarian & Overdrive
Amay Wythyst vs Twist