*One-hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
-Nobody designs firework intros like Gaston-
Whooves: Welcome fair viewers to another episode of Friday Night Sublime. We're still three weeks away from Uprising but already momentum for the event is building.
Discord: No lies there. In last week's main event Applejack triumphed over nine other women in a Battle Royal to become number one contender for the World Fighter's Championship, The Spa Twins announced their intent to cash in their re-match clause for the Sublime Tag-Team titles, and tonight Pipsqueak will face an opponent of Underbaker's choosing for a shot at the World Brawler's title.
Dr. Whooves: Speaking of the World Brawler's title. It's been announced that Sublime is having a "ghost tournament" this month. There's going to be more male matches than usual, and some are going to be part of a secret tournament. The finalists, who will be announced when the time comes, will face off in a match at Uprising to determine who will challenge for the World Brawler's title at the following PPV.
Discord: It's going to be hard for whichever men win to be prepared when your opponent isn't even announced until the night of.
Dr. Whooves: Indeed. In other news, We also saw the entrance of a few new-comers to Sublime last week. As Damien Sandow transferred to us from Lunacy and we also recieved a brand new star in the form of Dr. Calleberon.
Discord: Just what we needed: ANOTHER doctor...
Dr. Whooves: Anyways, tonight is already promising to be just as intensive. The tournament to discover the participants in Uprising's Six-woman Battle Royal number one contender's match will start up tonight, and the main event will culminate in an eight man tag team match between EGO/Canterlot Class, and Rack Attack/Couchmate.
*Trixie's theme plays*
Discord: Oh here we go...
Dr. Whooves: Dear lord, I almost forgot. Trixie still has her ridiculous open challenge going on. Where she invites "lucky" fans into the ring to try and beat her. Last week's attempt lasted about eleven seconds.
Discord: At-least we're getting it out of the way early this time.
-The crowd is already booing before Trixie even opens her mouth-
Trixie: Worry not ADORING fans! The great and powerful Trixie has arrived to ensure that this Sublime has an action packed and amazing start! For it's time for another round in Trixie's Ursa Lock open challenge, Trixie hopes that none of you have been too frightened after Trixie's GLORIOUS and WONDERFUL victory last week.
Dr. Whooves: We're all shaking...
Trixie: But Trixie sees we still have a few brave and courageous souls in the ring, you there! You shall be Trixie's next opponent.
-A fan wearing a "Nobody Cares" shirt enters the ring-
Trixie: What is your name she who wastes money on horrible shirts?
Fan: I'm Lucy Lancaster and I don't give a damn!
Trixie: Oh but you will. Ring the bell!
Match 1: Trixie vs. Lucy Lancaster
-As soon as the match begins Trixie charges at Lucy, who shockingly manages to counter and knock Trixie over-
Lucy: Ha! I did it!
-Trixie pulls Lucy to the ground and sets up the Ursa Lock-
Discord: And that's why she's an audience member and not a wrestler...
-After about five seconds Lucy taps out-
Trixie: Here is your winner, with a still UNBEATABLE submission hold, the GREAT and POWERFUL TR-
*Country music plays *
Dr. Whooves: It's the number one contender, Applejack!
Discord: What's she doing out here?
Dr. Whooves: Hopefully trying to bring some sense into this ludicrous situation.
-Applejack enters the ring with mic in hand-
Trixie: How dare you interrupt Trixie's victory? Go back to your fields!
Applejack: Pardner, do ya really think that anyone wants to watch you beat up random fans and then prance 'round the ring bragging about it like it's some sort of achievement? Honestly, this entire idea is a mockery on the entire show. You're going to make us a laughing stock at this rate.
Trixie: -Rolls Eyes- I wouldn't expect a country bum such as yourself to understand the fine nuances of show business. Rest assured what Trixie does is only good for Sublime. Anyways, shouldn't you be preparing to lose to Rainbow Crash?
Applejack: Since when are you a fan of Rainbow's?
Trixie: Trixie is not, but if Trixie wasn't able to beat her than there's no way that you'll have any chance. If you knew what was good for you then you'd just hand over that title shot to someone worthier.
Applejack: Pffttt...like you?
Trixie: Exactly!
Applejack: Ah can't believe after losing twice in a row you're still so cocky. Someone needs to beat that ego out of ya, and it's going to be me. Right now.
Trixie: You want to fight Trixie? Very well, but this doesn't count as part of the challenge. For you are not an audience member.
Match 1b: Trixie vs. Applejack
-As the match starts Applejack quickly takes the initiative and knocks Trixie down with a clothesline-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch, a wicked clothesline! Trixie did not see that coming.
-Applejack locks in some type of armbar submission-
Discord: Attempting to beat Trixie with a submission hold? I like the irony Applejack is going for, but I'm not sure it's going to work.
-Trixie manages to slip out of the hold, and goes for the Ursa Lock, but Applejack struggles her way out of it. Both competitors get to their feet and start trading punches-
Dr. Whooves: This match has practically just begun and already things are getting furious.
*9 minutes later*
-Trixie gets the Ursa Lock locked in and Applejack begins a desperate crawl towards the ropes-
Discord: Trixie's got the Ursa Lock, and Applejack's only chance is to reach the ropes. Any superstar who's felt the sting of this submission hold before could tell you how desperate Applejack's situation is.
-It takes nearly two minutes for Applejack to reach the ropes, but she refuses to tap and makes the journey-
Ref: Alright Trixie, time to break the hold!
-The ref starts counting, Trixie releases just after four seconds-
Dr. Whooves: Applejack has been saved by the rope break. The seeming only salvation for Trixie's enemies who find themselves in the Ursa Lock, as none have ever been able to break it by force.
*6 minutes later*
-Trixie Irish Whips Applejack into the ropes, she attempts to hit another clothesline on the rebound but Trixie ducks it and hits Applejack with Smoke and Mirrors-
Discord: Trixie was absolutely flattened by one of Applejack's clotheslines at the very start of the match, but she learned her lesson very quickly and dodged it that time.
-Trixie goes for a pin-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
-Trixie quickly goes for an Ursa Lock but Applejack avoids it by stunning Trixie with a strong kick to the face, she then takes advantage and hits a Southern Hospitality, followed by a pin attempt of her own-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Applejack! -Crowd cheers-
Dr. Whooves: Well, it seems Applejack has managed to shut Trixie's mouth, at-least temporarily.
Discord: She may of won the match, but the Ursa Lock remains unbroken, and while that stands true I doubt Trixie's ego will be shaken by anything.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage where Marigold is preparing for an interview-
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm Marigold and I'm about to interview the former International Champion: Daring Do. Daring, do you intend to utilize your rematch clause in order to face Octavia for the title at Uprising?
Daring: Of course I am. There's no way I'm going to let a three month title reign end by a lucky fatal-four-way win. I wasn't even the one pinned, and Octavia has never faced me one-on-one. I think when that time comes I'll be in a good position to bring the International Title back to it's original holder.
Marigold: Then I take it you don't find Octavia to be much of a threat?
Daring: Well I didn't say that. I respect Octavia's in-ring abilities, she's come a long way in terms of wrestling skill. However, there's a solid difference between pinning a random opponent in something as chaotic as a fatal four way and beating the champ in a head on fight. When Uprising comes I'll be able to focus all my energy solely on Octavia, and she's going to have to work harder than she ever has in her life if she wants to keep that title away from me.
Dr. Whooves: Some very confident words from the former International Champion. She certainly doesn't seem to see much legitimacy in her defeat in the Fatal-Four-Way.
Discord: It's how the cookie crumbles. If you can't fend off multiple opponents then you don't deserve to be champion.
Dr. Whooves: That's certainly debatable Discord, but I suppose we'll find out for certain who's worthy to hold the title come Uprising.
*Country music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first,from Appleloosa, weighing 212 pounds, and standing five foot, nine inches tall, representing the Apple Dynasty, Caramel!
Dr. Whooves: And here we have the least known member of the Apple Dynasty, Caramel has been on Sublime's roster for a long time, but this is the first we've ever seen of him. Let's see if he makes an impression.
Discord: Given the record of most Apple Dynasty members outside of the Apple Core, I'd say he has a lot of work ahead of him.
*Soarin's theme plays*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Spitfire,from Cloudsdale, weighing 220 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, Soarin!
Dr. Whooves: Soarin's situation isn't too much different from Caramel's. Here we have another male wrestler who hasn't had much time in the spotlight.
Discord: He's atleast appeared consistently however, plus he and Spitfire form one of the most loyal tandems in the EWF. They've almost never been seen without each other.
Match 2: Caramel vs. Soarin
*6 minutes later*
-Caramel goes for a running body-block, but Soarin side steps it and trips Caramel to the ground, he then uses the ropes to springboard himself into the air and goes for a dive, but Caramel rolls out of the way and hits a *Redacted*-
*1..2-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Barely a two-count, Caramel is going to have to do more to put Soarin away.
-Caramel picks Soarin up and goes for a *Redacted* but Soarin soon counters and ascends the turnbuckle, hitting a Mach Jump-
*1...2...3!*
Bariton: Here is your winner, Soarin!
-Soarin and Spitfire celebrate in the ring-
*Commercial*
-When the show returns the image of Babs Seed and Sour Tooth is on the titantron, they're in what appears to be some type of back alley studio, Sour Tooth is holding a beat box while Babs Seed has a mic and an excessive amount of bling-
Babs Seed: Yo, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth here, about to kick the diss into high gear.
Aloe and Lotus are twins of the spa, but this rap is gonna send them crying home to their ma.
They started at the bottom, somehow worked their way through the flotsam.
They took the titles and won glory, the crowd rewarded them with fame,
But then they tried taking on this outfit and their ride ended in shame.
Now they're mad, angry, crying like a canary. They call us cheaters and thugs, maybe they have a point.
But what they don't realize is that riding dirty is the only way to power in this joint.
Uprising is going to be a changing of the guard, because the new champs are gonna leave them jarred!
-The beat starts slowly fading out-
Babs Seed: Word.
Dr. Whooves: Just look how much those two have changed.
Discord: I know,right? They're so much more interesting now.
Dr. Whooves: I think they'd look more in place with a street gang than in the wrestling arena.
Discord: Watch yourself Whooves, or you might be the one on the receiving end of a rap.
Dr. Whooves: Bah.
*Fill my eyes, with that double vision*
Baritone: The following is a qualifying match for the six woman Battle Royal at Uprising. Introducing first,accompanied to the ring by Iron Will, from Canterlot, weighing 120 pounds and standing five-foot, five inches tall, Pretty Vision!
Discord: Speaking of people who've changed.
Whooves: No doubt. One can definitely tell the attitude difference in Pretty Vision. She's gained a lot of confidence and determination. Last week's main event didn't go in her favor, but she'll have another chance to break into the title scene if she can defeat her opponent here tonight.
*Country Music plays*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, representing the Apple Dynasty, from Loneyville, weighing 136 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Apple Bloom!
Discord: Apple Bloom's sister, Applejack, is already number one contender. Theoretically, the two of them could end up fighting each other for the title in the Pay-Per-View after Uprising.
Dr. Whooves: It is a possibility. Apple Bloom would be wise to not underestimate Pretty Vision though. She's not nearly as easy to defeat as she once was.
Match 3: WF #1 Contender's Battle Royal Qualifying Match: Pretty Vision vs. Apple Bloom
*6 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom sets up for a Late Bloomer, but Pretty Vision counters and pushes her away, following up with a drop-kick. Apple Bloom quickly gets back up to her feet only to be hit with a fore-arm from Pretty Vision as she rebounds off the opposite ropes-
Discord: It's safe to say that Iron Will's training has paid off for Pretty Vision. Her in-ring skills have improved immensely compared to even a month ago.
Dr. Whooves: No argument there, Apple Bloom is having to give her all just to stay in this. She needs to turn the momentum around quickly.
*5 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom is knocked down by a flying tackle from Pretty Vision, Pretty Vision then attempts a springboard dive only for Apple Bloom to roll out of the way at the last second, she takes advantage of this momentary distraction and hits a Late Bloomer-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
Discord: That was close for Pretty Vision. That one mistake almost costed her.
Dr. Whooves: It's always amazing how these matches can turn on a dime under the right conditions.
*5 minutes later*
-Pretty Vision is perched on top of the turnbuckle and dives at Apple Bloom, only to be hit with a knee mid-air, Apple Bloom quickly grabs her and hits another Late Bloomer-
*1...2...-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: Unbelievable! Pretty Vision just kicked out of another Late Bloomer.
Discord: Just barely though.
-Apple Bloom picks up Pretty Vision for another move, but Pretty Vision counters. After a large series of attempted grapples Pretty Vision manages to get the upper hand and hits a Double Vision*
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pretty Vision! *Crowd Cheers*
Dr. Whooves: That was a great,competitive match-up.I think the crowd would of been happy with either winner.
-Pretty Vision offers her hand to Apple Bloom, which she promptly shakes. Earning more cheers from the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: And it's topped off by a rare display of sportsmanship as well.
Discord: That's a dangerous move though, you never know when your defeated opponent will grab that hand and pull you in for some devious attack.
Dr. Whooves: Luckily neither of these women are that type of performer.
-Iron Will enters the ring with a mic-
Iron Will: You have all just witnessed another stepping stone in this young women's career. She may of been defeated in last week's Battle Royal, but what she did here tonight only proves that no obstacle is going to bring my client down. No matter who her other opponents at Uprising are, I am confident that Pretty Vision will defeat them all and go on to win the World Fighter's Championship the following month. You're looking at the next number one contender right next to me people!
-Pretty Vision just smiles and waves at the crowd the entire time-
Discord: Big words, but words only mean so much.
Dr. Whooves: I wonder if Iron Will remembered that the other six-woman Battle Royal participant that we know of so far is Commander Hurricane. If there's one thing that will hurt you going in to a fight with Commander Hurricane, it's overconfidence.
*Commercial*
Discord: Welcome back everyone. It's high time for our next match, and this is going to be a high profile one.
Dr. Whooves: That's right, Pipsqueak will face off against Big MacIntosh, the opponent selected for him by the Underbaker. If he manages to defeat the EWF's tallest fighter than he'll earn a shot at Underbaker's World Brawler's Championship.
Discord: And if he loses he'll have to fight his way up from the bottom all over again.
Dr. Whooves: This will definitely be the proving match for Pipsqueak, who gained the attention of the EWF Universe for the first time when he stole the Underbaker's title belt at Frontline.
Discord: It was one of the most glorious things I've ever seen. The little guy certainly has guts.
-A replay from Frontline plays, showing Pipsqueak swinging down to the arena on a rope before grabbing the Underbaker's title at ringside, quickly running away with it-
Dr. Whooves: Although, whether Pipsqueak wins or not, there's a high chance the undead baker will be here once again tonight looking to reclaim what was stolen from him.
*Country Music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the Apple Dynasty, from Loneyville, weighing 290 pounds and standing six foot, eight inches tall, Big MacIntosh!
Discord: Underbaker couldn't of picked a more David vs. Goliath set up if he had tried. Although most matches involving Big MacIntosh count as one, regardless of who his opponent is.
Dr. Whooves: He certainly makes for a towering presence. It'll be a good test for Pipsqueak indeed.
*Pirate Music plays,mixed with the sounds of swords clashing and cannons firing*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, currently residing on Isla Del Tesoro in the Carribean Sea, standing five foot, five inches tall, and weighing 122 pounds, Pipsqueak!
-Pipsqueak swings his way down to the bottom of the ramp on a rope, he drops a cutlass, pirate hat, and the stolen World Brawler's title belt outside of the ring before stepping in-
Match 4: Big MacIntosh vs. Pipsqueak
*9 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh goes for a clothesline, but Pipsqueak easily ducks under it. He then kicks Big MacIntosh right in the back of the knee, causing him to go down on one leg. Pipsqueak does the same to the other leg to get Big MacIntosh down to a manageable height, he then rebounds off the ropes and kicks Big MacIntosh right under the chin-
Discord: Things aren't looking good for the big man right now.
Dr. Whooves: No they are not. Pipsqueak's superior speed and agility have been helping him greatly against his much larger opponent.
-As Big MacIntosh starts to get up Pipsqueak springboards off the ropes, but Big MacIntosh catches him mid-air and literally throws him out of the ring, Pipsqueak hits the outside ground back first and spasms in pain-
Discord: Ouch! That looked absolutely devastating! Big MacIntosh just threw Pipsqueak out of the ring like a rag doll!
Dr. Whooves: That could of caused some heavy damage to Pipsqueak's back, and it could cost him the match.
-Big MacIntosh exits the ring and rolls Pipsqueak back inside, re-entering and going for a pin shortly after-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Amazing! A kick out even after that devastating throw. It seems pirates are made of stern stuff.
*9 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh Irish Whips Pipsqueak into the turnbuckle, following up with a strong clothesline. He then picks Pipsqueak up and throws him into the corner back first-
Discord: Big MacIntosh has been focusing heavily on Pipsqueak's wounded back, and I don't know if the little guy will be able to hold out much longer.
Dr. Whooves: Not with as hard as Big MacIntosh is hitting.
-Big MacIntosh props Pipsqueak up against the turnbuckle, punching him square in the back repeatedly, Pipsqueak yelping in pain each time, he then stops and backs up into the center of the ring-
Discord: Uh-oh, looks like he's setting up for something devastating.
-Big MacIntosh charges forward, but Pipsqueak leans off to the side at the last moment, causing Big MacIntosh to ram himself into the turnbuckle face first. Pipsqueak takes advantage of this and hits a Tradewind-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Pipsqueak almost had Big MacIntosh with that one, can he turn the tide?
*3 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh has Pipsqueak pinned to the mat, and starts raining down punches, even busting Pipsqueak open with a particularly well landed shot-
Discord: Pipsqueak's bleeding! This has to be over soon.
-Big MacIntosh picks Pipsqueak up and hits a Nope-
Dr. Whooves: There's no way Pipsqueak is kicking out now.
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Unbelievable! A kick out at the last second! And Big MacIntosh can't believe it!
Discord: I'm not sure I believe it either. There's no way this kid should have any fight left in him.
-Big MacIntosh picks Pipsqueak up for another finisher, but Pipsqueak counters, before he can due anything Big MacIntosh Irish Whips him. Pipsqueak takes advantage of this and lands a dropkick to Big MacIntosh's knee, forcing him into a kneeling position. He then hits a Swashbuckler-
Dr. Whooves: Swashbuckler Enziguri! This could finally be it right here!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pipsqueak!
Discord: Looks like Pipsqueak has just done what nobody thought he could. He's going to Uprising and challenging Underbaker for the title.
-Pipsqueak slowly gets up and the referee raises his hand-
Pipsqueak: Oh for pete's sake that was some rough sailin'...
-Pipsqueak rubs his back a little before beginning to celebrate, the festivity is short lived as a buzzer sounds and the lights go out-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no, this only means one thing.
Discord: And Pipsqueak is in no shape to take off and run this time.
-The lights come back on and Underbaker is standing face to face with Pipsqueak-
Pipsqueak: Oh blimey...Ol' Pipsqueak is shark bait this time.
-Underbaker grabs Pipsqueak by the throat and chokeslams him-
Dr. Whooves: We all knew this moment would be coming since the moment Pipsqueak stole the World Brawler's title belt.
-Underbaker exits the ring and grabs the World Brawler's title belt, before re-entering with a microphone in hand-
Underbaker: Congratulations Pipsqueak, you've earned the chance to go one on one with the undead baker. One free ticket to the biggest hell you'll ever experience. The fury that I will unleash upon you for your insolence will be so great that in the end you'll wish you had lost this match here tonight. You will beg for mercy before you REST...IN...PASTRIES!
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: It's certainly been an exciting night so far, but we aren't done yet. It's time for the next match in the number one contender's tournament.
*Photo Finish's theme plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, from Canterlot, weighing 158 pounds and standing five foot eight inches tall, Photo Finish!
Discord: Things have definitely gone down hill for Photo Finish ever since her protege Pretty Vision turned against her. Not only did she suffer a crippling defeat at Frontline, her showing at last week's Battle Royal was less than par.
Dr. Whooves: She's still a dangerous opponent though, and this tournament has the potential to throw her farther in to the spotlight than she ever was before.
*Do you believe in magic?*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Loneyville, weighing 150 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
Dr. Whooves: We didn't see much of Pinkie Pie last month, but she's certainly having a presence thus far in May. She had an impressive showing in last week's main event and could be poised to win herself a spot at Uprising.
Match 5: WF #1 Contender's Battle Royal Qualifying Match: Photo Finish vs. Pinkie Pie
*6 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie stuns Photo Finish with a rapid series of kicks and punches before rebounding off the ropes, but whatever she was planning is ruined as Photo Finish floors her with a hard punch, Photo Finish then gets on top of Pinkie and starts raining down punches-
Discord: Pinkie's a hard one to keep track of, but Photo Finish has been putting up an aggressive offense so far.
-Photo Finish picks Pinkie up and goes for a Photo Op, but Pinkie Pie counters and hits a Pinkie Sense, only for Photo Finish to roll under the ropes at out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: A very clever move by Photo Finish, rolling out of the ring to stop Pinkie from capitalizing. Looks like this match isn't over yet.
*5 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie goes for a Pinkie Sense, but Photo Finish shoves her away and hits a clothesline, she then picks Pinkie up and whips her into the corner, once in the corner Photo Finish begins setting up for a suplex, but Pinkie Pie counters and kicks Photo Finish away, she then climbs the turnbuckles and goes flying, hitting a Pinkie Sense on her way down-
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Sense in mid-air! Unbelievable!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pinkie Pie!
Discord: That was a good match all round, but I can't believe that ending. We've never seen a mid-air Pinkie Sense before.
*A replay of the match's finishing moves shows*
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Pinkie Pie is heading to Uprising, and with some momentum to boot.
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage with Uncle Wing attempting to teach the magic arts to Steamer-
Steamer: Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle! *Nothing* See? It just won't work for me. I don't see how saying one word three times in a row can just make you disappear.
Uncle Wing: That's your problem, you don't believe. You must understand the power of this word if it's going to work for you. Just watch how I do it, Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!
-Uncle Wing disappears before reappearing on the otherside of Steamer-
Uncle Wing: See? Easy.
Steamer: Ugh...I think I'll just walk to places like a normal person.
-EGO and Canterlot Class approach-
Fancy Pants: My,my, just look at the childish games of the lower class. You two are an embarrassment to your brand.
Hoity Toity: Sadly they are just two of many clowns currently soiling the Sublime name. It'll take time to put them all in their place.
-Uncle Wing gets in a defensive stance-
Uncle Wing: How about I put you in YOUR place?
Blueblood: Pfffft. How? Are you going to make us disappear with your "magic"?
Uncle Wing: I would but that would be an abuse of my power.
Gustave: *French laugh* Perhaps Celestia hired them as a comedy act, to entertain the REAL wrestlers.
Steamer: Let's just step in the ring and find out who the real wrestlers here are.
Hoity Toity: So sorry, but we're quite busy tonight. Octavia's match is up next, and we have four idiots to squash in the main event afterwards. You'll never be worth our time anyways.
-The assembly of high class jerks depart-
Dr. Whooves: Sometimes I wonder if there's anyone that EGO and Canterlot Class respect.
Discord: Respect has to be earned. Perhaps they just have high standards.
*Spa Twins theme plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Aloe, from Loneyville, weighing 130 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Lotus Blossom!
Dr. Whooves: The Spa Twins have certainly come a long way in the tag-team division, but each of their singles records isn't the best. We'll have to see if Lotus can break out of her usual angle.
*A classical sonnet plays*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds, and standing five foot, nine inches tall, she is the International Champion, Octavia!
Discord: And here comes one of Sublime's most dignified stars, Octavia. She's had an aura of confidence ever since she joined Canterlot Class, and that's only intensified now that she's holding a title of her own.
Dr. Whooves: It's odd that none of her Canterlot Class compatriots are with her.
Discord: Octavia's a grown woman, she doesn't need her stablemates to hold her hand.
Match 6: Lotus Blossom/w Aloe vs. Octavia
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia Irish Whips Lotus Blossom into the turnbuckle and sets up for a superplex-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no, not the Superplex again. This is the move that led Octavia to victory at Frontline.
-Lotus Blossom counters and kicks Octavia down to the ring, she then goes for a dive only for Octavia to roll out of the way at the last second, she picks Lotus up for a Sonnet but Lotus counters, the two go back and forth with several grapples attempts before Lotus breaks away and hits a drop-kick-
Discord: A very back and forth contest so far, it's hard to predict which of these two women is going to take the advantage.
*7 minutes later*
-Lotus Blossom goes for a Spring Shower but Octavia counters and hits a Sonnet, Aloe shouts support at Lotus to try and help her but to no avail as Octavia makes the pin-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Octavia!
Dr. Whooves: Lotus gave her best shot against the International Champion, but just didn't have enough.
-Octavia celebrates while Aloe comforts her defeated sister-
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage with Marigold and Rack Attack-
Marigold: Marigold here again, this time for an interview with the Combo of Carnage champions: Rack Attack. Guys, any thoughts on the upcoming main event?
Zack Ryder: It'll be great to take on both of our biggest rival tag-teams in one sitting, and it'll also be nice to fight alongside Couchmate and repay them for helping us out last week.
Marigold: And what's your thoughts on this alliance with Couchmate, how long do you think it'll last?
Ace: We cool for now, but when Uprising comes...WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY ANYONE WHO TRIES TO TAKE OUR FUCKING TITLES. ANYONE, SO REMEMBER THAT.
Dr. Whooves: Well, Ace certainly seems fired up as usual.
Discord: That's his key to success, he knows how to channel his anger into a deadly weapon to use against his opponents.
Dr. Whooves: We'll see if it works, for it's time for the main event.
*Fancy Music plays*
Baritone: The following eight-man tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Octavia and Fleur De Lis, Canterlot Class and EGO!
Discord: This is certainly an impressive force approaching the ring. The combined power of Canterlot Class and EGO could easily be one of the greatest stables in the EWF if they weren't separated by brands.
Dr. Whooves: That's fortunate for the wrestlers on both shows, because both of these teams have showed no hesitation in brutally maiming their competition both in and out of the ring.
*WOO WOO WOO! You know it! Oh Radioooo*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, Rack Attack and Couchmate!
Dr. Whooves: Now this is probably one of the oddest and least expected combinations we could of seen tonight. The ultimate collection of Sublime's male outcasts are gathered together to oppose EGO and Canterlot Class.
Discord: This came about due to Couchmate intervening to help Rack Attack on last Sublime, but they want the Combos of Carnage titles as much as Canterlot Class and EGO. So this alliance between them and Rack Attack is temporary at best.
Main Event: Eight-Man Tag-Team Match, Canterlot Class and EGO vs. Rack Attack and Couchmate
*9 minutes later*
-Hoity Toity goes for a clothesline, but Checkmate ducks it and goes for a Castle, Hoity counters and knocks Checkmate down with a hard punch before tagging in Blueblood-
Dr. Whooves: Checkmate's been holding his own pretty well so far, but he'll need to make a tag of his own very soon.
-Blueblood tries to set up for a Pedigree, but Checkmate counters and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle, he then tags in Davenport and the two hit a double DDT on him-
Discord: A well executed tag-team maneuver from Couchmate, time to see if Davenport can re-stir the momentum for his side.
*4 minutes later*
-Davenport goes for a Closing Sale, but Blueblood counters and hits a Pedigree-
*1...2..-Kick-out-*
Dr. Whooves: Close call for Davenport. Blueblood's new Pedigree finisher looks absolutely devastating.
-Blueblood picks up Davenport and Irish Whips him only to pull him back at the last second to hit a scoop-slam, Blueblood than tags in Fancy Pants who immediately goes to stomping on the downed Davenport-
Discord: Davenport's found himself in a very bad place now, and it could lead to the end of this match very soon if he can't find a way out.
*9 minutes later*
-Gustave Le Grand goes for a Le Grand Finale on Zack Ryder, but Ryder counters and rebounds off the ropes, hitting Gustave with a flying tackle soon after-
Dr. Whooves: Ryder entered this match like a house of fire just a few minutes ago and he's totally turned the tide of this match!
-Gustave quickly regains his footing and throws a punch at Ryder, only for Ryder to catch it and land his own series of punches, he quickly capitalizes in Gustave's stunned state and hits a Rack Attack-
Discord: Rack Attack! This could be it!
-1...2..-
-Fleur De Lis grabs the referee by his legs and pulls him out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! Can either EGO or Canterlot Class get through one match without foul play?
Discord: Don't be like that Whooves, you can't blame managers for looking out for their teams.
Dr. Whooves: This isn't "looking out for their team," this is downright cheating.
Discord: It's not the first time it's happened, it won't be the last. Yet the match goes on.
*3 minutes later*
-Ryder Irish Whips Gustave Le Grand into the corner and tags in Ace, Ace starts raining down a series of punches before Gustave Le Grand counters and pushes him away, he then takes Ace down with a tackle before tagging in Fancy Pants, Fancy Pants enters the ring and quickly hits a Sweet and Elite on Ace-
Discord: Sweet and Elite, this could be good night for Ace.
-Davenport and Checkmate move to intervene, but Octavia and Fleur De Lis low-blow both of them-
Dr. Whooves: And of course the infamous managers of both Canterlot Class and EGO help to stack the odds.
-Zack Ryder moves to save his tag-team partner, but Hoity Toity enters the ring and levels him with a clothesline before he can help, buying enough time for a Fancy Pants' pin to reach a 3 count and score-
Baritone: Here are your winners, EGO and Canterlot Class! -Crowd boos-
Dr. Whooves: The crowd certainly doesn't approve, but Canterlot Class and EGO certainly look proud of their victory.
-Both Canterlot Class and EGO begin celebrating in the ring-
Discord: They have a right to be proud. They just scored a HUGE momentum builder for the both of them.
Dr. Whooves: I suppose that's all we have time for. We'll see you next week EWF Universe.
-The show starts to fade to black, only for the screen to be replaced by Starlight Glimmer walking down some wilderness mountain path, wearing a cloak and carrying a torch-
Starlight: No matter where you live, the world is a wilderness. Even in "civilization" we live like animals. The strong prey on the weak, those who are supposed to lead deceive those who follow. Humanity is like a flock. A flock doesn't need a leader, a general, or anything like that. A flock needs a shepherd, because shepherds do not lead, they guide. That's what I'm going to do, I will guide the EWF down a better path... *Starlight reaches a fork in the trail, and picks the one which leads down the mountain and into a nearby village* Those who choose to follow the right path will be rewarded, the ones who choose to remain ignorant and follow the wrong path must be equally punished...
*End of Show*
Match Results-
Trixie defeated Lucy Lancaster (0:09)
Applejack defeated Trixie (17:45)
Soarin defeated Caramel (6:02)
Pretty Vision defeated Apple Bloom (16:11)
Pipsqueak defeated Big MacIntosh (21:23)
Pinkie Pie defeated Photo Finish (11:17)
Octavia defeated Lotus Blossom/w Aloe (14:29)
Canterlot Class and EGO defeated Couchmate and Rack Attack (25:56)