*The beautiful people...OHHHHHH*

-Dreamworks presents, Fireworks: The Rise and Fall of Tak and the Power of Juju-

-The crowd comes alive as Lunacy's theme continues to play throughout the arena-

Garble: Good evening everybody, and welcome to the very first Monday Night Lunacy of May!

Ahuizotl: May will be no different than any other month, as it will be highlighted by yet another one of the EWF's famed pay per views; a collaboration between Sublime and Lunacy, with the hopes of fueling every wrestling fan's desires for ultra-exciting action, and over-the-top shenanigans.

Garble: May will be host to Uprising, which is sure to be as surreal a show as any. For now, though, we must endure the buildup. Fear not! For the buildup will not be harsh. It shall be just as exciting as the pay per view itself!

Ahuizotl: Tonight, the first round of the Crater Chick championship tournament will end, as the final two matches will take place: Diamond Tiara vs Fleur De Lis, and Midnight Strike vs Berry Punch.

Garble: And at long last, Flash Sentry will have the opportunity to finally get back at Shining Armor for all the pain and anguish he has caused him these past few months.

Ahuizotl: It won't just be any match, though, for the two former best friends, now turned intense rivals, will do battle in a STREET FIGHT.

Garble: No count outs, and no disqualifications! Don't be surprised if there isn't a winner at all, because these two aren't worried about getting the 123. No, they flat out want to OBLITERATE each other!

*I'll tell you everything I know, any little thing I know…* -the crowd begins their first cheerfest of the night-

Garble: And it looks like we're kicking the night off, with Crater Chick tournament action!

Madden: The FOLLOWING CONTEST, is a first round match, in the CRATER. CHICK CHAAAMPIOOONSHIIIP..TOURNAMENT. Introducing first, from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 125 POOOUNDS...DIIIIIAMOOOND...TIIIIARAAAAA! -the crowd continues to cheer as Diamond walks down the ramp, smiling and getting acquainted with her newly discovered fans-

Ahuizotl: Last week was such a pivotal night in Diamond Tiara's career. Fresh off of her loss to Scootaloo at Frontline, Diamond came down to the ring and poured her heart out to not only the EWF faithful, but to Scootaloo.

Garble: It was an incredible, INCREDIBLE turn of events. One that I never expected, and one that I certainly will never forget. This girl shocked EVERYBODY!

Ahuizotl: In a good way. She then helped her new friend Scootaloo and the Chick Combo tag team champions fend off The Sword in yet another plotted attack by the Hounds of Justice.

Garble: And in the main event, she took Twilight Sparkle, the number 1 contender to the Eternal Women's championship to her limit. It was a tremendous night for Diamond last Monday night, but tonight could turn out even BETTER as she looks to advance in the Crater Chick championship tournament.

-Diamond enters the ring, politely asking Madden for his microphone, which he gives to her. Diamond takes her place in the middle of the ring, overlooking all of her new fans with a cheerful grin-

Diamond: Before my opponent comes out, and no I won't take as long as last week, heh...I just wanted to thank all of...you guys…-moves her hand throughout the air, highlighting all of the EWF fans, who cheer in response- Last week...last week was INCREDIBLE. It was the greatest night of my life! I got to make amends with SO many people...and yeah, SOME haven't quite come around yet, but I expected that. I got to be in the ring with a girl like Scootaloo, who I respect SO much, and help her get rid of The Sword. And in the main event, I went toe-to-toe with Twilight Sparkle, one of the most decorated competitors in the EWF, and blow the roof off of the place!

Crowd: DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

Diamond: Thank you...thank you all! It's such a relaxing feeling to be past the old me...I don't ever want to go back to being the conniving, conceited little BITCH that I was…-the crowd cheers- I don't EVER want to be that! This time, it's going to be different. I don't need sparkly shoes, or expensive perfume, or any ill-fitting accessories...the only accessory I'm on the hunt for, is the Crater Chick championship! -cheers- And tonight, I begin my first step in capturing my very first championship, and I am very glad you all are going to support me. For that, I PROMISE you all...I will BEAT Fleur De Lis, I will BEAT my next opponent, and then I will go on to Uprising, where I will become the NEW Crater Chick CHAMPION! -cheers- And I'll do it the RIGHT way, and I'll do it...for all of you. -the crowd cheers even more as Diamond hands the microphone back to Madden, as she warms up in the ring-

Garble: You can't get any sweeter than that. With the fans behind her, I think that makes Diamond an EASY favorite in this tournament.

Ahuizotl: A whole new attitude, but will it be a WINNING one? We're about to find out.

-Fancy music plays (I'll find a theme someday) as the crowd now starts booing-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 127 POOOOUNDS...FLEEEUR..DEEEEE LIS!

Ahuizotl: And here is a woman who could care LESS what these people think of her. She was placed into this tournament after beating Rarity up so bad that she had been KNOCKED OUT.

Garble: It was a statement victory for Fleur De Lis, who is also the manager of the FORMER Combo of Carnage title holders, EGO. Lately she's been turning a lot of heads, and not just because she's gorgeous, as a wrestler.

Ahuizotl: Tonight, the silent but deadly Fleur will have the opportunity to make yet another statement, as she looks to stomp Diamond Tiara out of the Crater Chick championship tournament.

-Fleur flips her hair as she walks along the apron, winking at the fans in the front row. She then enters the ring daintily as she stops Madden from exiting. She forcefully grabs his microphone and stands across from Diamond-

Fleur: That's a...rather cute sentiment, dear, but you should know better than ANYBODY that being a little devious and using those around you can get you anything you desire. -Diamond shakes her head as the crowd boos, Fleur turning to her side and giggling- I guess you don't agree…-pouty face- Awww! Well, unfortunately for you, I like who I am, and I have no problem using YOU to get what I want: the Crater Chick championship! -Fleur chucks the microphone at an unsuspecting Diamond's face, it smashing into her nose and knocking her to the mat as the crowd boos even more-

Ahuizotl: Her first words on EWF television, and they're exactly what I'd expect from a devilish woman like Fleur De Lis!

Garble: EGO taught her well, or maybe SHE taught THEM well...I'm not sure. All I know is that Fleur probably just angered the WRONG girl! Diamond may have a new attitude, but she still knows how to kick some ass!

-The referee rings the bell after Fleur puts her hand in his face-

Match 1: First Round - Crater Chick championship Tournament - Diamond Tiara vs Fleur De Lis

-Fleur immediately backs Diamond into the corner, flooring her with punches and grinding her kneecap into her nose-

Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4! Back up, Fleur, BACK UP!

-Fleur puts her hand in the referee's face as the crowd boos-

Garble: Fleur sure is SASSY. I'm inclined to love that aspect, but not the part where she cheap shots her opponent….

Ahuizotl: I mean, you can't blame her TOO much. She wants to be Crater Chick champion just as much as everybody else in this tournament. I don't know if this is the right way to go about it, though.

-As Fleur turns back to Diamond, she is caught off guard as Diamond leaps into her, crashing both of her fists into the forehead. Diamond then springs to her feet as the crowd cheers once again-

Garble: Those microphone antics only angered Diamond, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: It was a bad move, but there's no doubt it hurt Diamond. If Fleur can capitalize on it throughout the course of this match, Diamond may not be able to come back.

-7 minutes later-

-Diamond is standing up the apron, groggy as Fleur makes her way over to her. Diamond tries to drive her shoulder through the middle rope and into Fleur's ribs, but Fleur moves out of the way, kicking Diamond in the chest. The crowd OHHHHs at the impact as Fleur positions Diamond back on the apron, reaching over and hooking her trunks. Fleur then stands on the middle rope and hurls Diamond over all the ropes and onto the mat!-

Ahuizotl: Oh! That innovative suplex just may have scored Fleur a spot in the next round!

*1…..2…..-Diamond kicks out, but instead of getting frustrated, Fleur proceeds to mount Diamond and pound on her nose, blood beginning to flow out of it-

Garble: She did what you said, 'Zotl! Fleur's gone back to targeting Diamond's nose!

Ahuizotl: A lot more viciously than I would've guessed, but now that the blood has been spilled, it may be only a matter of time before Fleur De Lis secures her spot in the semifinals.

-4 minutes later-

-Fleur goes for the Lis De Resistance, but Diamond counters and tries to hit a Northern Lights Suplex. Fleur, however, counters by bridging her legs up-

Ahuizotl: Fleur uses her flexibility! What an incredible counter!

-Fleur pulls herself up and out of Diamond's grasp with the help of the top rope. She then awaits for Diamond to get to her feet, and runs at her before flying at her with a jumping clothesline, which Diamond turns into the Diamond Cutter!-

Garble: -as the crowd pops bigtime- Oh CRAP! Diamond just FLOORED Fleur!

Ahuizotl: FLOOR De Lis, haha!

Garble: Enough.

-Diamond inches into the cover, placing her back onto Fleur's stomach-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd cheers as the bell rings-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER! DIIIIAMOOOOND...TIIIIARAAAA!

Ahuizotl: And with that, Diamond Tiara now finds herself in the semifinals of the Crater Chick champions tournament!

Garble: That's the GOOD news. The bad news is she's facing...Amay Wythyst.

Ahuizotl: I don't think that's going to phase Diamond. With the support of the crowd, I think she can accomplish ANYTHING, including the foul beast known as Amay Wythyst.

Garble: We shall see next week. For now, it was a tremendous victory, and she should soak it in!

-After the referee puts Diamond's hand down, Diamond exits the ring, putting a palm to her nostril to stop the blood from leaking out. She walks up the ramp victoriously as we head back to the interview area-

Silver Shill: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, is Twist.

-The camera pans over to Twist, who has taken a page out of Giz's book and given herself a bit of a makeover. Her curly hair is now gone, replaced with a red buzzcut, as are her glasses. Her eyes are now protected by contacts, the eerie color of crimson red. Twist looks oddly disturbed as she stares at Silver-

Silver: Twist, up until last week, we hadn't seen you since that brutal attack by The Wythyst Family on their very first night. You recently got a small amount of revenge on Amay and her family last week, when you essentially outsmarted them in an out of nowhere move. Why do you think The Wythyst Family set their sights on you specifically?

Twist: -looks down with a long pause, before she speaks, without HER LISP- I think it's quite clear why they did so...they knew I was an easy target. In theory, though, I would be remiss if I did not...THANK...Amay and her family.

Silver: Th-thank?

Twist: Let's not dance around the truth...I have been a joke for so long in this company. Nobody had ever taken me seriously. The Wythysts took it all a step further...they didn't just beat me in a match because that's what everyone else had done...no...on their very first night, they used me to make an impact. Nobody had ever done that before...it was always "beat Twist because it's a match." There was no match here...they caught me off guard, but I still tried to defend myself, like it was a match. I WAS no match for them, and so far, NOBODY has been...they targeted me first because that was what I was known for, being a punching bag. The Wythysts didn't think I would fight back, they didn't think I would COME back. Let me be the bearer of bad news for a minute, though...I may have been weak, I may have been out of the league of everybody I've faced...but I'm still a human being. And as a human, when somebody wrongfully assaults me, when somebody tries to end my career, I am going to fight back. Last week, I sent MY message to The Wythyst Family. I will NOT be known as the lamb they lead to the slaughter. We all, as humans, have a darkside to us. We all have a little demon brewing inside our soul. Some of ours stay dormant, while the other demons are BEGGING to be let out, waiting for any little event to trigger their entrance, from soul, to entire BEING. I would like to thank Amay Wythyst, I would like to thank her family, for bringing the demon...out of me. It was a grave mistake, however, because now that my demon roams free...no one is safe. I would even go so far as to say that I am now the devil's...FAVORITE demon.

Silver: So, is this your challenge to Amay Wythyst?

Twist: I wouldn't call it a "challenge," so much as it is a….a plea. A plea that Amay Wythyst may meet me and my demon at Uprising. We would VERY much like to show her our appreciation, for bringing us together at last. Not to mention...my demon would just LOVE the opportunity for a playdate with Amay's demon. I have a feeling they'll get along JUST fine…-chuckles under her breath, as she creeps away from Silver, leaving him stunned as we go to commercial-

-Upon returning from the break, we see Diamond Tiara walking through the hallway, a towel cowering her nose. A smile peaks above said towel as Scootaloo walks over, hugging Diamond-

Scootaloo: Awww GREAT job out there, Diamond!

Diamond: Thank you, Scoots. -she smiles as she removes the towel, a drop of blood hanging on her right nostril-

Scootaloo: Ouch. You should probably keep that on there.

Diamond: Heh, you might be right. -she positions the towel back on her right nostril- Again, I'm sorry you don't have the chance to go to the finals with me.

Scootaloo: Please stop saying that, it's fine! I think I might be making it onto the Uprising card anyway….

Diamond: Against The Sword? Good luck with them.

Scootaloo: Thanks. I sure hope so...SOMEBODY'S gotta take those punks down a notch!

Diamond: Well, if it happens, I'll be rooting for you. -smiles-

Scootaloo: I'll be rooting for you in the finals! -smiles back, a bit wider. Both of their smiles drop as Sunset Shimmer approaches them, title laying across her shoulder-

Sunset: Hmph. No matter where you two are on the card, you'll still be below ME.

Scootaloo: Oh yeah? Well by the end of tonight, you'll be below some random security guard.

Sunset: -giving Diamond a glare as she giggles- First of all, all the security in this building are disgusting and out of shape.

Scootaloo: Whoa, you have standards? Color me surprised!

Sunset: -takes a deep breath, ignoring the comment- Secondly, I'm ALWAYS on TOP. -smirks, before glaring at Scootaloo now- I didn't even come here to talk to you anyway, so I suggest you ZIP IT.

Diamond: So what, you came here to talk to me?

Sunset: Actually, yes.

Diamond: Dang, I must be special. -it's Scootaloo's turn to giggle now (or snicker since tomboy's DON'T GIGGLE)-

Sunset: That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Diamond...you USED to be special. What happened to you? You lose one match and then you sink to the ranks of...of HER? -points to Scootaloo- You've been stepping on this girl for YEARS and then suddenly you're all buddy-buddy?

Diamond: It's called a REALIZATION, Sunset. After all these years, Scootaloo stepped on ME, and it hurt...it hurt a LOT...it hurt so much that it made me realize what she's been going through. All the pain I put her through made ME feel good, but it made her and her friends feel like absolute CRAP. I suddenly realized that it's not worth stepping on people, because sooner or later, they're going to step on you TWICE as hard!

Sunset: Not if you keep stepping on them they won't!

Diamond: It's called karma, and it comes back to bite EVERYBODY. Once you lose that title, you'll feel it, too.

Sunset: Not gonna happen. I'm NEVER going to lose this title. And nobody can step on me, because I'm too good. I thought YOU were that good, too...but I guess I was wrong. You're now just like every other goody-two shoes in the locker room. You need cheers and friendship to stay afloat in this business...you're PATHETIC.

Diamond: You've got it all wrong...the OLD me was pathetic. I'm strong now, and I won't let ANYONE else step on me, ESPECIALLY a shady bitch like you! Someone who associates herself with as many people as possible as uses them to fight her battles and do her dirty work, and when you fail, you blame it on them. THAT'S pathetic!

Sunset: You act like that's such a bad thing. The only way to get ahead in this business is to be as treacherous and nasty as possible. If THAT makes me pathetic, well god DAMN I love being pathetic! I have THIS, -moves her title into Diamond's face- And if you want my opinion, you won't win the Crater Chick championship unless you're willing to go back to your old ways.

Diamond: Is that how you think? -Sunset nods- If you fight me tonight, I'll show you that you're dead WRONG!

Scootaloo: Diamond! You've already had a match!

Sunset: Ooooooohhhh! -smiles sinisterly- I see that you're serious…

Diamond: Absolutely! You're so confident that you can't be stepped on? Well I'LL be the one to give you a harsh reality check, TONIGHT. I'm going to prove to you that your evil ways get you NOWHERE in the end!

Sunset: You know, your daddy really should've spanked you more as a child. I guess I'll to do his job for him and PUNISH you in the ring. You're on!

Scootaloo: Diamond, come on...you don't have to do this!

Sunset: You shut up! She's so persistent nowadays on fighting her own battles, so don't stand in the way between her and her OWN reality check. I'm going to step on you SO hard that you'll come CRAWLING to my locker room after the match and BEG me to teach you how to be successful like me. Not sure if you'll even SURVIVE my teaching, though...it's not the little girl daddy issue shtick that you're used to. There's no name-calling, no temper-tantrums, and no popping the tires on a scooter. I don't do FIRST GRADE stuff like that.

Diamond: I will NEVER be like you...and after tonight, you will NEVER be the same again! -she growls, getting in Sunset's face. Sunset smirks at Diamond before patting her on the head and walking away- She thinks I'm a JOKE.

Scootaloo: I know you're for real, Diamond, but you DON'T have to do this! Let me fight her! I've been wanting to punch that slut for quite a while now!

Diamond: I can't blame you...she's like my old self, but turned up to ELEVEN. It makes my skin crawl….I HAVE to do this. I KNOW what it feels like to be like Sunset. She's everything I DESPISED about my old self, except it's even WORSE. Scootaloo…-she turns towards her friend- this is the closest chance I'll ever get to literally FIGHT who I once was.

Scootaloo: Well….wow. I never thought it was that important to you…-Diamonds nods swiftly- Okay.

Diamond: -she smiles again- Thank you. You can be in my corner, just in case she tries to turn me into a victim, like she has with other of her opponents.

Scootaloo: You bet I'll be there! I won't let that happen to you!

Diamond: I knew I could count on you…-she gives her another hug before walking away- See you out there.

Scootaloo: Later. Get that nose drained, and get ready to smash her OWN nose! -Scootaloo smiles as we head back to the ring-

Garble: As my followers on Twitter would say, THAT escalated quickly. We've got another main event worthy match JUST like that, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: Diamond clearly has something to prove her tonight, though I'm not sure how wise it is to be picking a fight with Sunset, especially after she's already been roughed up here tonight.

Garble: We saw first-hand what Sunset did to Cadance at Frontline, so I think you're right. Diamond may lose her spot in the tournament if she does through with this!

Ahuizotl: Looks like there's no stopping her, though. She'll just have to rely on Scootaloo to make sure things don't turn too ugly.

-In the ring awaits Cloudchaser, as her theme (Nebulous by Vovabs) plays. She begins pacing around her corner with a determined look etched across her face-

Garble: And as we get set for our next contest, Cloudchaser has a lot on her mind at the moment.

Ahuizotl: Per the request of The System, her sister Flitter has been sent home to deal with her "emotional trauma" as they put it. So she won't be able to support her sister at ringside tonight.

Garble: It's an extremely emotional situation going on with Flitter right now, and her sister has been right in the middle of it the whole time. I wonder how that's going to affect her performance in her match tonight.

Ahuizotl: Well, she's facing a woman that also has quite a bit on her plate, including an eventual war with Amay Wythyst at Uprising. This is going to be a very interesting match….

-There is a pause, before the sound of a roar (likely a demon's) plays. The lights dim down quite a bit as Twist rises on a platform beneath the stage. She points to the ring as she begins her slow walk to the ring, complete with crouching half of the way there and spreading her arms out and spinning around-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 137 POOOOUNDS...TWIIIIIIIIST!

Garble: I'll admit, I never expected this out of Twist. It's both shocking and incredible the transformation she has seemed to fall into.

Ahuizotl: After the success of Giz Hero upon his career renovation, it would seem only logical for Twist to do the same, but Twist is NOT doing this to copy Giz. She is doing this to fight fire with fire at Uprising with Amay Wythyst.

Garble: Amay has awoken the demon inside Twist, an untamable beast that she had no control over. Gosh, this sounds like some type of comic book plot! It's awesome!

-Twist's new theme song = "Catch Your Breath" by CFO$-

-Twist climbs up the steps and then rests herself on the top turnbuckle. She bends herself backward and looks to the ceiling as she stretches her arms out. She then crawls OFF of the turnbuckle and slithers around the ring until she rests on one knee, looking back at Cloudchaser who has a "Jesus CHRIST where is Flitter" look on her face-

Garble: Dear God...I-...I never thought I'd say this, but...I LOVE Twist!

-The crowd, for the first time ever is actually CHEERING for Twist, based on her entrance only. Twist sullies over to her corner as the referee rings the bell-

Match 2: Twist vs Cloudchaser

-7 minutes later-

-Flying off the top rope is Twist, who tucks and rolls instead of crashing and burning as Cloudchaser moves out of the way. Cloudchaser comes out of hiding from the corner as Twist comes speeding Towards her. She dropkicks her with EXTREME VELOCITY and causes Cloudchaser's head to absolutely COLLIDE with the middle turnbuckle! The audience is going crazy as Cloudchaser's head slumps to the side-

Garble: DAMN! DAAAAMN! Cloudchaser just got ROCKED!

Ahuizotl: That may have been the most explosive dropkick we've ever SEEN!

-Twist moves over to Cloudchaser, bringing her up to her feet and then picking her up in a Fireman's carry position. She carries her to the middle of the ring and then drops her knees right into her gut-

Ahuizotl: There's the Plot Twist! Twist may have it!

*1….2….3!* -the bell rings as much of the crowd is both astonished and relieved-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEER...TWIIIIIIIIST!

Garble: I CAN NOT believe...what we have just SEEN!

Ahuizotl: Here's a staggering statistic for you, folks. That is the FIRST time Twist has won a match here in the EWF other than by disqualification.

Garble: INCREDIBLE. This is truly MONUMENTAL for that woman. She's been the butt of jokes here in the Asylum for running on 5 months now...but TONIGHT...TONIGHT, Twist showed the entire WORLD that the jokes are OVER.

Ahuizotl: This is only a small step in revamping her career, but with this win, Twist has shown more promise than she ever has before. And I don't think she's stopping just here. This is only the beginning, of that young woman's ascensi-

-Ahuizotl and Twist's victory celebration are interrupted by the daunting piano keys, as the crowd cheers even more-

*DEH!*

Garble: We know what this means…

Ahuizotl: All too well…

-The sequence of piano keys plays once more, and then the lights turn back on with Amay Wythyst craning Twist's neck-

Ahuizotl: She's got her! The Wythyst Family's answered the call!

-Amay kisses Twist forehead before planting her into the mat-

Garble: Unlike last week, Amay is standing tall now….

-Amay gets to her feet, and pulls out a microphone as Harper and Rowan stand beside her-

Amay: I heard...you like to call yourself, the DEVIL'S...favorite DEMON…-she chuckles- but you ma'am, ARE NO DEMON! And the devil...naaaah man…-she giggles once- but shhh..shh shh shh shh shhhh…-she quietly drops to her knees before picking up Twist's head with an arm- Twist...I'd like to let you in, on a little SECRET, man...you ought to be careful, who you say those things in front of...because you never know..-whispers- WHO MIGHT BE LISTENING…-she cackles loudly as she calmly lets Twist's head drop from her grasp. She reaches her hand out behind her and drops the mic at Harper's feet before outstretching her arms- FOLLOW THE BUZZAAAAAARDS!

-The crowd continues to cheer until another "DEH" sends us to a commercial break-

-Back from commercial, Suri Poloman and Bulk Biceps are conversing on an abandoned stairwell, deep somewhere within the arena-

Suri: So, have you thought about my offer since the last time we met?

Bulk: I sure have, especially when I'm lying awake in my bed….

Suri: Excellent! Do you have an answer for me, then?

Bulk: Not yet...there is something that's been bothering me, Suri…

Suri: Oh? What is it? Something not suit you about the deal?

Bulk: No, it's not that...It's just, I've been with Rumble for quite a while now, and….

Suri: You don't want to let him down by leaving him behind, is that it?

Bulk: Y-yeah! Sure he's a little...demanding, and...pretty overdramatic, but-

Suri: But he's your friend.

Bulk: Yeah, he's my friend…

Suri: I respect that, but if he's really your "friend," he'll respect that you wish to further your own career, rather than lagging behind someone else's.

Bulk: I get what you mean….-frowns- Still, I don't know….

Suri: Well, you've still got more time to make your decision. I won't pressure you into ANYTHING.

Bulk: Thank you, Suri….-smiles up at her-

Suri: Don't mention it, big guy. I'm just saying, if I was your friend...I would want you to move on. -she winks, before patting Bulk on the shoulder and walking up the steps. The scene fades out with Bulk sighing and lowering his head, contemplating what to do-

Ahuizotl: Ms. Poloman seems to be stirring the pot. It might not be much longer before ANYBODY is on Rumble's side.

Garble: Speaking of side, sitting next to me is the man who will be facing Rumble at Uprising, Giz Hero!

Giz: Hello, Garble. Ahuizotl. Thank you for having me.

Ahuizotl: What do you think about what is transpiring with all of the people who once supported Rumble?

Giz: Hmm. I suppose it's a case of turnabout's fair play. When you treat those around you like they're worthless, sooner or later they're going to leave you, like YOU'RE worthless. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Garble: Agreed. How is Flitter, by the way?

Giz: She's not coping so well. What I told her is what I'm going to tell you guys, because I feel it rings home. This is an abusive relationship that Rumble has her and Cloudchaser locked in. They're not even DATING! It's a relationship that they both need to get OUT OF. And I promised her that I'll make SURE that she, and even though we aren't on the best terms, her sister are safe soon enough. I'm going to end this all at Uprising. Giz Hero will rise, and Rumble's empire will CRUMBLE.

Ahuizotl: Well spoken. Speaking of Rumble, the Carnage champion is in action…*Look! Look, everyone! It's RUMBLE!* right now!

-The crowd begins cheering as Rumble's little intro occurs. The camera pans up to him as he glances at it, before shoving his face back in his selfie stick. Thunderlane appears behind him in an equally impressive jacket to his brother's and sunglasses. Thunderlane runs a comb through his little brother's stunning hair as they begin their trek to the ring-

Madden: The following conteeest, is scheduled for ONE FAAALL! Introducing first! Accompanieeeed...by THUUUUNDERLAAANE! Making his SEASONAL RESIDENCE, in CAMPOOOO GRAAAANDE, BRAZIIIIL! Weighing in at 201 POOOOUNDS...he is, the CARNAAAGE CHAAAMPIOOOON...RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLEEEE!

Garble: And would you look at this? I'm not sure if this means there is a permanent alliance between these two, or if Thunderlane is just repaying the favor to his brother after his match last week!

Giz: I'd have to think this isn't temporary. Look at the way Thunderlane is dressed, ugh...he's got the bug, that's for sure.

Ahuizotl: The bug?

Giz: Yup. He's started hanging out with his brother and now he looks like a pampered douche, just like Rumble.

Garble: No matter his appearance, Thunderlane beat you, Giz, in his Lunacy debut last week.

Giz: I guess you're going to leave out the part where he had to use the help of both his brother, and an exposed turnbuckle, but yeah, he beat me. I don't make excuses, though. I get right back up and refocus my attention on where it needs to be.

-Thunderlane continuously tries to photobomb his brother, but he is nudged out of the way as Rumble gets more and more furious-

Ahuizotl: Do not mistaken, though. These two put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Garble: That's for sure. All brothers that aren't the same age do that, though. Trust me, they're still on the same page, no matter how annoyed one may be of the other.

Giz: Rumble will need all the help he can get when it comes to getting in the ring with me. Our next outing won't end like the last. -Giz breathes heavily as Rumble finally makes his way up the steps. Thunderlane walks over to the commentator's table and eyes Giz- Oh, is this going to be round 2? -he stands up, causing Thunderlane to grab onto each side of his jacket and yank on it before he walks away- I would've been asking for trouble, anyway…

Garble: Yeah, you're not supposed to fight someone who wears sunglasses indoors.

Giz: Exactly. They've already embarrassed themselves enough. -Giz smirks as Rumble rests on the top turnbuckle, still taking selfies-

*All my life I've been searching for something…* -the crowd begins cheering again-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Accompanieeed...by VULTAAARIIIIAN! From The Steeeeell Ciiiity! Weighing in at 254 POOOUNDS….OOOOOVEEEERDRIIIIVEEE!

Ahuizotl: This match is going to be a blast from the past. Back in the very first month of the EWF's existence, Rumble and Overdrive were embroiled in a fierce rivalry to decide who would become the very first Carnage champion.

Garble: Rumble won, and very shortly after, Overdrive was erased from existence. Now he is back, with his commentary brethren turned tag team partner, Vultarian, who hatched a friendship while they were used as pawns in general manager Luna's power struggle.

Ahuizotl: And Rumble isn't the only man who has attracted unwanted attention around here. Just last week, Overdrive and Vultarian were taken out by Xavier Kendrick and Dwight Dawson, the pieces to their teacher, Bill Nyeker's vision of excellence.

Garble: They disposed of NION Lights, and now they already have their next targets picked out. Overdrive and Vultarian need to be careful. Last month, Mr. Nyeker kept his pupils in hiding, as he filled their brains with all the knowledge they needed before going to battle. Who is to say that will be the same this time around?

Ahuizotl: Or, Mr. Nyeker will allow his students to be a bit more...active this month. No one knows for sure, though.

-Overdrive hops over the top rope as Vultarian lurks around the ringside area, pledging that he won't let Thunderlane try any funny business-

Ahuizotl: Vultarian is circling the premises, like a shady vulture. Thunderlane's presence at ringside may be minimal if all goes well.

Overdrive: It's been awhile, short stack. -smirking-

Rumble: Yup! And you're still ugly and I'm still better than you. -gives his title to ringside crew-

Overdrive: Not sure about better, but you've definitely still got a big mouth. Let me help you shut it…

-The referee rings the bell as Rumble snarls before locking up with his old foe-

Match 3: Rumble w/ Thunderlane vs Overdrive w/ Vultarian

-9 minutes later-

-Rumble attempts the Supermodel Kick, but Overdrive ducks in the nick of time. Rumble runs off the ropes, no waste in motion, but he runs right into a Scoop Powerslam from Overdrive-

Garble: Rumble just got planted with Over It, Overdrive's old finisher!

-It proves not to be as effective as it once was, as Rumble kicks out at two and a half-

-7 minutes later-

Ahuizotl: Are you impressed with the performance put forth so far by Rumble, Giz?

Giz: Of course I am. He's a tremendous athlete, and this is why he's the Carnage champion. I just wish- -Giz stands up as Thunderlane gets up onto the apron just as it looks as if Overdrive is on his way to victory- Of course! -he throws his headphones-

Garble: Overdrive had victory in his sights! This alliance for Rumble is paying off in more ways than one!

-Overdrive runs at Thunderlane but Thunderlane hops off the apron. The problem is he jumps right into an INSANE uppercut from Giz!-

Ahuizotl: Thunderlane's out of commission now! We say it every week, but what an UNBELIEVEABLE uppercut by Giz Hero!

Garble: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gets up from that!

-Vultarian creeps back to his corner in an "welp, he did my job for me" way. The referee leans over the middle rope to check on the now unconscious Thunderlane. Meanwhile, Rumble rolls up Overdrive from behind-

Ahuizotl: The referee's preoccupied! He can't count!

-Overdrive SHOVES Rumble off of him, and as his head peeks out through the middle rope, Giz is there to ram his bicep right into his chin-

Garble: OHHHHH! Uppercut city!

Ahuizotl: Giz was speaking about turnabout's fair play a bit ago, too! Rumble cost Giz his match last week, and now Giz is looking to do the same!

-The crowd cheers at the two well-placed Uppercuts, but then they cheer even more as Overdrive goes up to the top rope-

Garble: The champ is about to be FLATTENED!

-Overdrive soars off the top rope, crashing into Rumble's ribs-

Garble: HE GOT 'EM!

Ahuizotl: SHOOTING. *1* STAR. *2* PRESS! *3* Overdrive has FINALLY beaten Rumble!

-The crowd cheers excitedly as Vultarian enters the ring to celebrate with his friend. Giz crosses his arms and smirks at ringside-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEER...OOOOOOOVERDRIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEE!

Ahuizotl: In ONE...ONE fell SWOOP, an UNGODLY amount of retribution, was dealt to Rumble! First, after being cost his match against Thunderlane last weeks, Giz Hero returns the favor, Uppercutting Rumble when he least expected it, and allowing, at the same time, Overdrive...the man Rumble beat in controversial fashion to BECOME champion, the opportunity to at LONG LAST put his demons beside him!

Garble: Overdrive has talked about how DEVASTATING that loss to Rumble was all those months ago...and now...thanks to Giz Hero, he doesn't have to look back at that time in his career with a sour disposition. He can put his demons aside at last!

-The referee and Vultarian each raise one of Overdrive's hands as Giz casually grabs Rumble's title from the timekeeper's area. He steps onto the announce table and holds it up in the air, as the crowd cheers-

Crowd: HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO!

Ahuizotl: Giz has one-upped the two boisterous brothers here tonight...but at Uprising, will he unleash the biggest middle finger imaginable, when he makes that title his for real?

Garble: It's a physical win for Overdrive, and a mental win for the man standing before us, Giz Hero. When it comes to Thunderlane and Rumble, they're going to need to reassess BIG TIME. We'll be right back, for more Monday Night Lunacy!

-Thunderlane has now crawled into the ring. Before he can check on his brother, he notices Giz Hero still on the announce table, hoisting up the Carnage championship. He shakes his head in frustration as he rubs his hurt chin-

-Silver Shill is in position for another insightful interview-

Shill: -looking nervous as he pans between the two ladies next to him-

Turf: ….LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH, COME OOOON!

Shill: -slightly jumps out of his pants- Okay, okay! Uhhh, I am standing by with Turf…-Turf fluffs her hair with a hand- and Silver Spoon. Ladies, last week certainly must've been a confusing time for you both, considering how it seems that your best friend, Diamond Tiara, turned over...a new leaf, if you will, without even consulting you first. Walk me through your emotions.

Turf: Walk you through….? This ain't no tour of a museum, geek-breath!

Silver: Yeah! You're not an anthropologiiiiiiiist!

Turf: -stares blankly at Silver Spoon- That's not what I had in mind, but you're not what she says either!

Silver: Yeaaaaaah!

Turf: Look...we go back with Diamond for YEARS.

Silver: For YEAAAARS!

Turf: And over those years, we've grown a really special bond. And we don't just mean through tearing down other people...we actually HUNG OUT, a lot!

Silver: Although the bullying was, like, a HUUUUGE part!

Turf: Mhm! I mean, we were just regular old little girls. Except with….a gigantic perm, and...oversized glasses, THAT'S NOT THE POINT, THOUGH! The point is, we were NOTHING...until Diamond Tiara took us under her wing, and taught us how to get whatever we wanted, and for that, we will ALWAYS be grateful.

Silver: ALWAAAYS!

Turf: But to see this girl, that, for so long we thought was bulletproof, break down and HUG….HUG the girl who see taught us to DESPISE, was a little…

Shill: Unearthing?

Turf: …..-quickly checks her phone- Yeah, that's a good one! To see that happen WAS...PRETTY confusing...not gonna lie, we didn't know WHAT to do...but, what COULD we do? I mean, this girl we pretty much IDOLIZED for being no-nonsense, and a total BAD-ASS, was CHANGING...right in front of our very eyes!

Silver: I, like, legit cried, can't even liiiie!

Turf: -nods- And it's not like Diamond hadn't shown that emotional side of her to us before, she DEFINITELY has...but not...not on THAT scale, and under THOSE circumstances. I guess what we're trying to say is...we're happy for her. -smiles- We really are….-Silver nods-

Shill: Does this mean you're going to follow along with her new attitude?

Turf: Look, Diamond's our best friend, but that doesn't mean she's immune to making the wrong decision...me and Spoon have agreed that this...THIS, is the WORST outcome that could've happened!

Silver: The WOOORST!

Turf: I mean, how can you make such a life altering decision and NOT let us know? US! This affects US, your BEST FRIENDS! All this time we've been told that we can't be seen weak in the presence of the enemy, we can't let our guard down, and WHAT does Diamond do? She ignores EVERYTHING that she's taught us over the years!

Shill: Well, it would appear that now Scootaloo...isn't the enemy.

Turf: That may be true to Diamond, but we've yet to be converted. You've done all you can for the past 10 years to remind us that Scootaloo is TRASH, she's DIRT, she DESERVES to be heckled, and bothered, and to feel WORTHLESS, and now you're just gonna...flip the script?! Nuh uh, it doesn't work like that. Back then, we weren't so sure about everything Diamond was telling us, but we followed along because she was our ticket to being COOL, to being BETTER than everyone else. That's what Diamond taught us! That we're BETTER than everyone else! And even though she's made peace with Scootaloo, that STILL counts for her. We ARE better than Scootaloo. Scootaloo IS worthless, she IS trash...she doesn't DESERVE FORGIVENESS! And Diamond wants HER to be in her corner tonight? FUCK THAT! What about US? We were her friends FIRST! THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Shill: -wincing- So, does this mean you're...defying Diamond Tiara?

Turf: As far as we're concerned, after her little stunt last week, and since she now thinks she's superior to NO ONE, that doesn't qualify her to be our leader anymore. We're no longer FOLLOWERS, we're our OWN selves, which means we can make our OWN decisions, and we're STILL on a mission...to make Scootaloo's life HELL. -Turf flicks the head of Silver Shill before walking off with Silver Spoon, both giggling as Silver rubs his head-

-Rather than head back to the ring, the camera switches to another part of the arena, where Honeycomb is sitting on a crate, looking down at her shoes as her legs move around like a little girl. She is humming a tune (the MLP theme song) until she is tapped on the shoulder. She looks up and gasps as she realizes Midnight Strike was the culprit-

Honeycomb: MIDDYYYYYY! -She hops off of the crate, wrapping her arms around the bottom of Midnight's waist. Midnight responds with a terrified look-

Midnight: I've told you time AND TIME again not to call me that...now, PLEASE…

-Honeycomb lets go, nodding both cutely and disappointingly-

Midnight: My match is next, so come on, let's go.

Honeycomb: -gasping- You want me? To come with YOU? TO THE RING?!

Midnight: Well...yeah.

Honeycomb: Oh my goodness! But….I thought you were disappointed in me….-hangs her head-

Midnight: Ugh, don't make me explain myself...look...Frontline didn't go EXACTLY the way I planned, I admit...hell, I didn't even get tagged in ONCE. But you showed me A LOT in our first tag team match.

Honeycomb: I wanted to prove to you that you weren't making a mistake in letting me be your partner.

Midnight: Well, you did just that. Ugh, it's so hard for a loner like me to admit this, but...I….I wouldn't mind….I wouldn't mind…

Honeycomb: Miiiidniiiiiight?

Midnight: Y-yeah?

Honeycomb: Do you wanna be my PERMANENT tag team partner? -fluttery eyelashes-

Midnight: Y-...yeah.

Honeycomb: YAAAAAAY! -Leans in for a hug, but thinks otherwise- You have no idea how HAPPY that makes me!

Midnight: -crosses her arms- Don't get the wrong impression. It doesn't make ME happy, it just….there's just...why go our separate ways when we...could do so much more?

Honeycomb: Like becoming Chick Combo champions!?

Midnight: That could definitely be in the future. First, I plan on becoming Crater Chick champion...with you by my side for...moral support.

Honeycomb: Ohhhh ADMIIIT IT! You've grown attached to me! -all-knowing smirk-

Midnight: -blushes- NO! No I haven't!

Crew Member: -walking up to them- Midnight, you're up! -walks away to do other employee things-

Midnight: Oh thank gosh….-glares at Honeycomb- ….No! Stop thinking that!

Honeycomb: -still smirking all-knowingly- Whatever you say, Midnight! -skips after her new official partner as we head to another commercial-

-The crowd cheers as the guitar riff in Midnight's theme song bursts through the speakers. She walks out with a scowl as she looks back at her skipping partner, her scowl lessening, though she wouldn't let her know that-

Madden: The following contest, is the FINAL..FIRST ROUND MATCH, in the CRAAATER. CHICK. CHAMPIOOOONSHIIIIP..TOURNAMEEEENT. Introducing first, accompanied..by HONEEEYCOOOOMB..from CLOUDSDALE! Weighing in at 124 POOOOUNDS...MIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIGHT STRIIIIIIIIIIKE!

Garble: As you heard Madden say just now, after this match, we will know how the semifinals fully look.

Ahuizotl: Next week, we'll already be treated to Amay Wythyst vs Diamond Tiara, as well as Rarity vs whoever wins this match: Berry Punch, or Midnight Strike.

Garble: And this will likely be the most physical of ALL the first round matches. Midnight Strike relishes in a hybrid style mixed with highflying and brawling, while Berry Punch strictly sticks to beating the hell out of her opponent in any way she can.

Ahuizotl: The styles can definitely work, but neither one of these women have had much of any success in the EWF.

Garble: That's why Midnight's letting Honeycomb tag along for the ride. And that's what I love about this tournament, 'Zotl! It gives a slew of superstars the opportunity to make a name for themselves.

Ahuizotl: Only one of, well, I guess FIVE women now can rise to seize the Crater Chick championship. Any predictions on who that might be?

Garble: I usually like to just let all the action play itself out, but I'm not sure how you can deny the immediate impact Amay Wythyst has made. I think she's going all the way to the gold.

Ahuizotl: I have to agree, and I think many others would, as well.

-Midnight enters the ring and prepares for the match in a corner as Honeycomb is on the apron behind her, giving her a pep talk, which causes Midnight to mostly roll her eyes. She is all business as the sound of glass breaking fills the arena, the fans cheering-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 136 POOOOOUNDS..BEEERRRRYYYY..PUNCH!

Ahuizotl: We would like to take this time to remind you all about the EWF's newest side project, Equestrian Apprentice!

Garble: 14 superstars will compete under the tutelage of Mr. Rich himself in a series of competitive challenges that will showcase their business and entrepreneurial skills. The series premiere on NBC last night was the highest rated show of the weekend on that network, so it's got a lot of buzz to it!

Ahuizotl: And you can be apart of the buzz! Head over to NBC after Lunacy to watch the re-rurn, and don't forget, you can check out clips from the show on the EWF's official YouTube channel, as well as by going to !

Garble: Finally, don't forget to tune in to NBC this Sunday...for episode TWO. Don't miss out on the EWF's sensational reality show!

-Berry enters the ring (yes she got ignored for promotion of the show), stepping up on all four corners and throwing her fists up. Honeycomb gets off the apron and begins to cheer on her partner as the referee rings the bell-

Match 4: Crater Chick Tournament - First Round - Berry Punch vs Midnight Strike w/ Honeycomb

-13 minutes later-

-Berry goes for The Bar Tab, but before she can hit it, Midnight drops to her knees in Berry's grip-

Garble: Niiice. That's a hell of a counter by Midnight!

Ahuizotl: Berry can't hit the Bar Tab because Midnight is blocking it. That's terrific!

-Midnight gets to her feet as Berry becomes frustrated. Midnight uses her strength to flip Berry into the air, and she wraps her hands around Berry's head as she falls to the mat face-first-

Garble: OHH! The hell do we call that, 'Zotl?

Ahuizotl: I'm not sure...it looked like a Bulldog, but without the running!

Garble: It was an awesome move. Let's just call it that!

Ahuizotl: Works for me!

-Midnight positions Berry onto her back as she climbs to the top rope. She leaps off of it, forcing her feet into the chest of Berry, connecting with A Stroke of Midnight-

Ahuizotl: Diving Double Foot Stomp! What vile impact!

*1...2...3!* -the crowd cheers as the bell rings. Honeycomb begins hopping in the air-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEEEER….MIIIIIIIDNIIIIGHT STRIIIIIIKE!

Ahuizotl: The field...is now SET, for the semifinals, in the Crater Chick championship tournament!

Garble: Next week on Lunacy, a one-two combination of semifinal matches. Diamond Tiara vs Amay Wythyst, and now, Midnight Strike vs Rarity! We will determine who is going to be facing off in the finals at Uprising!

Ahuizotl: Will it be Midnight Strike? This past month has been the most impressive she's been in her career. She may just surprise us all!

-Honeycomb almost leaps at Midnight with a hug, but once again, she refrains herself. She does raise Midnight's hand in a congratulatory fashion before leaving the ring with her-

Garble: Still no smile. Maybe Honeycomb will get through to her in due time.

Ahuizotl: Perhaps winning the Crater Chick championship could do the same….

Garble: Maybe, maybe! Or a combination of the two!

-We cut to a video that starts off with the British Narrator from last week's voice-

Narrator: -out of video- After my riveting and insightful interview with 3MB, the girls invited me to join them in their very own vintage tour bus...which is really just a minivan with rock and roll themed graffiti splattered across it…-ahem- on an impromptu trip to the local Taco Bell. Turns out, it is Sonata's favorite dish. I jumped at the opportunity, not only to get to see the girls portray their characters in real-time, but also, to try the popular American dish, as I've never had it. It's funny how the most popular American things are really just taken from other walks of life. Hmm, nevermind that. I present you just a small sample of the girls' unique life in action.

-3MB's van pulls up to the drive through of a Taco Bell, Adagio at the wheel, Aria in the passenger seat, Sonata sitting behind Adagio, and the Narrator next to her. The van suddenly stops as they approach the intercom-

Aria: Man, being in a fictional rock band really gets your stomach rumbling! Just wish we could've went to Denny's instead…

Sonata: You shush! Everybody wants TACOS, even when they don't want to admit it!

Aria: But it's AMERICA'S Diner. AMERICA'S.

Sonata: And what does Denny's serve? -in a cute voice- Tacoooooos.

Aria: FISH tacos. That's not even the same thing!

Sonata: A taco is a taco, do not discriminate deliciousness!

Drive Through Attendant: Umm, I'm sorry to interrupt, but….are you ready to order yet?

-All three members of 3MB look at each other before bursting into their roles-

Adagio: HeeeeeeLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO, TACO BEEEEEEEEELL! Are you...ready to ROOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK?

Narrator: -out of video- I cover my ears before Adagio's scream pierces my eardrums permanently.

Attendant: Oh God, not you guys again...you do this every time!

Aria: We're a 3 Ma'am BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, BAAAAAAAYBAAAYYYYYYY!

Sonata: You can't turn us down! We're the greatest rock band EVEEEEEERRRRR!

Narrator: -out of video- Now they're basically trying to outdo each other.

Adagio: And your most loyal patrons, so serve us, don't swerve us, man!

Attendant: Damn, that's true...fine, make it quick.

Adagio: Alright, alright, check this out. -begins ordering in a Creed-like, sing-song manner. Of course, it's terrible- When I feeeel huuuungrrryyy, I can't denyyyyyyyy...I must induuuuulge iiiiiiiin...your finest number NIIIIIIINEEEE!

Narrator: -out of video- Sonata and Aria applaud, as I am in utter disbelief. This is both a train-wreck and the greatest spectacle I've ever been apart of! I hear the attendant groan as the clapping ceases.

Aria: -sings in a Rob Zombie-type way- I don't mean to critiCIIIIIIIZE -she bangs on the dashboard as she orders- but I've just reaLIIIIIIIZED...that I don't fuckin' caaaAAAAAAREEEE...but since we're already hereeeee...it won't come as a surpRIIIIIIIISEEEE...What. -bang- I. -bang- DESIIIIIIIREEEEEE...is a number NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEE..-sounds like the devil at this point- JUST. LIKE. HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!

Narrator: -out of video- Okay! This is getting pretty annoying!

-Adagio and Sonata whoop as Aria lets her tongue fall out Gene Simmons style-

Adagio and Sonata: DRUM SO-LO! DRUM SO-LO! DRUM SO-LO! DRUM SO-LO!

Attendant: NO! No drum solo! Keep ordering!

Narrator: -out of video- Oh, yes! Listen to him!

3MB: BOOOOOO! BOOOOO!

Sonata: You're the worst crowd we've ever performed in front of!

Attendant: I DON'T CARE. I WORK MINIMUM WAGE AT TACO BELL. MY LIFE SUCKS ENOUGH ALREADY.

Sonata: Awww, that's sad! Here, I'll just say my order instead of singing it for once.

Attendant: But...you GIRLS. CAN'T. SING.

Aria: Don't be an ass, dude.

Adagio: Yeah. We spoil you every time we're here, and you never show us any appreciation!

Attendant: -sighs- …..Thank you, 3MB….

Sonata: You're very welcome!

Attendant: Now, could you PLEASE, just ORDER?

Sonata: Sure! I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 LARGE, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with extra SOY SAAAAUUUCE, mmm! Oh! And a large Mountain Dew!

Narrator: -out of video- My jaw is agape at the amount of food that this petite young girl consumes!

Adagio: Heh, no churros this time?

Sonata: Nope! Laying off the sweets for a bit. -grins with a squee-

Aria: -looking back at the Narrator- Ay, what do you want, man?

Narrator: -in video- I….-looking at Sonata, who is smiling innocently- I suddenly feel very sick…..

Adagio: Crap, that's a problem. Can we get a paper bag for the Brit, too?

Attendant: -sighing in relief- Okay! That'll be $28.96, please pull around.

Narrator: -out of video- I wonder how much that is in Pounds…-now in video, as the Van stays in the same spot- Um, Sonata….?

Aria: You don't even have to ask. Yes, she always orders that much.

Narrator: -in video- H-how?! You're a 130 pound girl!

Adagio: Don't know if you've ever heard this across the pond, but Sonata is what we call a little girl, with a big appetite. -laughs-

Sonata: Mhm! When my mom was pregnant with me, she lost more weight than she gained, because I was always eating more of the food she ingested than her!

Narrator: -in video- You're like a bottomless pit!

Sonata: -giggles- Thanks!

Narrator: -in video- And I don't mean to sound rude, but...have you girls noticed you're…

Aria: Incredibly annoying?

Narrator: -in video- Well, yes….

-A car behind the van honks their horn, causing Aria to go over the deep end, getting out of the van and approaching-

Aria: Hey, man! What's the problem? You know who's in that van you're telling to get a move on? -she climbs on top of the hood, screaming in the driver's face through the glass- WE'RE 3MB, BABY! WE'RE 3MB! We don't move for ANYBODY!

Adagio: Hopefully this will explain. Not only are rock stars loaded with money, fame, and talent, but they're…

Sonata: Major douchebags?

Adagio: Hey, young lady! I'm eating one of your bean burritos just for that.

Sonata: -whines- Noooooooooo!

Adagio: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But yeah, she's right. Rockstars are also pretentious, over-the-top, and will flaunt their "talent" wherever they can.

Narrator: -in video- That's not true for all of the rockstars, though.

Adagio: That's true, but we prefer to play the part of those who ARE, because it's a totally polar opposite side of who we are, and, as we've said, it's fun to be someone you're not.

Narrator: -in video- Huh, that also makes quite a bit of sense. -smiles, out of video- Their actions and sudden outbursts are certainly annoying, but to 3MB, it's all in good fun. It's all a part of their intricate act, and I appreciate that.

-A Taco Bell employee brings 3MB's food out to their car, because they know they won't be moving anytime soon-

Adagio: Jackpot! Talk about customer service, baby! -She takes all the bags of food from the woman's hand, giving her a 5 dollar tip- Keep the change, babe. -she winks-

Woman who I will call Caitlyn Jenner only to make a hip joke: -smiles- I have a penis.

Adagio: -leans her head out of the window, smiling up at Caitlyn Jenner- Don't we all? -she pats Caitlyn Jenner's hand before inserting her head back into the car-

-Sonata squeals as her food is handed to her. She quickly unravels it all, frowning as she looks at the Narrator, who ordered nothing. He is looking out at the scene Aria is making, before she taps on his shoulder-

Narrator: -in video- Yes, Sonat- -stops as he turns around, Sonata holding a hard-shell taco in her hand as she looks up at him with puppy dog eyes-

Sonata: Please...take one. -she lowers her lip, making the Narrator "HNGGGH" internally. He soon takes it, and begins eating it, much to Sonata's delight. She scoots closer to him and begins nibbling on her own taco-

Narrator: -smiling, out of video- After opening my heart to the members of 3MB, I've grown to adore the passion all three girls carry in their characters. Most of us are told to "be ourselves," to the point where we never get to feel the true beauty of being someone you're not. To step out of your own world, and submerge yourself into another one entirely. That's what these girls have done, and they're quite great at it, and they have fun doing it, and that's all that matters.

-The video ends with Adagio, Sonata, and the now convinced Narrator enjoying their meal happily, as outside the van, a whole parking lot of cars are being backed up as Aria performs an awful-looking air guitar on the roof of the car-
Aria: WOO! WOO! WOO! Who wants an ENCOOOOOOOOOORE? I know you all do! WOO! WOO! WOO!

-The graphic "3MB: Coming Soon to Rock Your World" pops up on the screen with the sound of a disjointed guitar string being plucked-

-Holy God it's another fucking interview Silver Shill drowning in cashola tonight-

Silver: Now joining me at this time is Mr. Nyeker, and his students, Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick. -Bill smirks as he glances at his students, who are standing next to him with stoic looks on their faces- Mr. Nyeker, what I would like to know is exactly why you had your students attack Vultarian and Overdrive after their match last week?

Nyeker: -raising an eyebrow- Why, I thought that was obvious. Hmm. Well what kind of a teacher would I be if I didn't give my students assignments? At Frontline, they aced their first assignment, which was to exterminate NION Lights. A plusses for both of them! Mr. Dawson and Mr. Kendrick are always wanting to learn new things, however. They're always ready to be tested. Before I can test them, though, I decided to give them...a Quiz, so-to-speak. Mr. Vultarian and Mr. Overdrive are not exactly material worthy of a test. I mean, they cannot commentate, nor can they wrestle. So in hindsight, this is basically me doing what any other teacher that cares about the future of his students would do. I'm giving them a platform to express-

-Nyeker is cut off as Dawson and Kendrick are knocked into him, Nyeker falling to the floor as Vultarian and Overdrive look to get revenge from last week's assault. Dawson and Kendrick are getting beaten up as Nyeker gets to his feet. He sneaks over to Overdrive and sizes him up with his yardstick. Before he can connect it against Overdrive's back, Overdrive turns around and uses his lightning fast reflexes to grab the yardstick-

Overdrive: Not worthy of a test, huh? Here's a test for YOU, Bill. Let's see how fast you can run before I start kicking your ass. -Bill goes into a fighting stance as Overdrive takes his yardstick and drives it into the brunt of his knee, it snapping in two. Nyeker's eyes widen as he runs off down the hall. Overdrive laughs- STUPID! -and chucks the two separate pieces of the yardstick down the hall as far as he can. He then turns around and puts the finishing touches to Dawson and Kendrick until he laughs again, patting Vultarian on the back- Looks like you two...JUST FLUNKED OUT! -He and Vultarian walk off as Dawson and Kendrick are left lying on the floor in pain-

*Commercial*

Ahuizotl: We are back on what's been a crazy night here in the Asylum!

Garble: What else is new, 'Zotl? And we have breaking news from the office of Filthy Rich…

Ahuizotl: A new match has been added to the card of Uprising. In less than 3 weeks, Vultarian and Overdrive will indeed get a chance to take it to their new rivals, as they face the aspiring graduates of Bill Nyeker's classroom, Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick!

Garble: Uprising is lining up to be QUITE the show, and with even MORE matches to announce, the card is only going to get more and more impressive!

*And now...it's all o-ver now…* -a massive stream of boos enters the Asylum-

Garble: Speaking of impressive, here comes the champ!

Madden: The following contest, is scheduuuled..fooor ONE FAAAAALL! Introducing first, from CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 136 POOOOUNDS..she is, the ETERNAL. WOOOOMEEEEN'S CHAMPIIIIOOOOON..SUUUUNSEEEEET..SHIIIIMMEEER!

Ahuizotl: I find it incredibly fitting that the only way Sunset was going to wrestle tonight, is if she was fighting a women who had already had a match during the broadcast...

Garble: And it wasn't some 2 minute showcase for Diamond Tiara...she had to fight all the way through her match with Fleur De Lis, even getting her nose busted up in the process.

Ahuizotl: Despite those circumstances, I sincerely hope Sunset doesn't think this match is going to be a cakewalk. Diamond Tiara is as focused as she's ever been, and if Sunset's not careful, she could be made into a fool for giving her this opportunity.

Garble: And Sunset has quite a bit on her mind already; an upcoming title defense against Twilight Sparkle, as well as the implications for grave danger her boyfriend faces as he heads into his Street Fight with Flash Sentry, which is coming up after this match, by the way.

*I tell you everything I know…* -the harsh atmosphere now turns to a more upbeat one, as cheers fill the arena by the thousands-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLEEEE! Weighing in at 125 POOOOUNDS...DIIIIIIAMOOOOOND..TIIIIIIIARAAAAAA!

Ahuizotl: We spoke about how Sunset has a lot weighing on her conscience...well, so does Diamond.

Garble: That's right. It was a gutsy, but risky move asking to fight Sunset, especially considering that she has a very good chance of becoming the next Crater Chick champion. If she were to suffer an injury as a result of this extra match, then those hopes would likely be crushed.

-Diamond walks to the ring as happily as before, but she keeps looking back towards the ramp-

Ahuizotl: And you'll notice, as Diamond continues to look behind her, there is the absence of her new friend, Scootaloo by her side….

Garble: Scootaloo said she was going to be in Diamond's corner tonight...well where the hell is she? Don't tell me she's going to abandon Diamond like others have abandoned Scootaloo herself!

Ahuizotl: I KNOW she wouldn't do that! Something's not right here!

-Diamond enters the ring, now looking very worried as Sunset hands the referee her title, smirking as it seems Diamond's friend is missing in action.

Diamond rests herself against the ropes, continuing to look at the ramp, no sign of Scootaloo. Diamond is soon forced to look up at the Titantron as live footage of Scootaloo on the ground, getting pummeled by The Sword plays-

Garble: 'Zotl! 'Zotl you were right!

Ahuizotl: It's The damn Sword! They got to Scootaloo!

Garble: Help her, somebody! The Sword are like rabid dogs in their approach to dishing out pain!

Drollins: -getting on her knees and in her face as Ditzbrose and Reigns continue the damage- Come ooooon, Scootaloo! Aren't you gonna help your friend?

Ditzbrose: Yeah, you're LATE! Some friend YOU ARE!

-The crowd boos as Diamond has seen enough. She is about to exit the ring and go save her friend before Sunset cheapshots her from behind, taking her down to the mat as the feed from the Titantron cuts off-

Ahuizotl: Dammit! DAMMIT! Let her go help her friend, dammit!

Garble: Sunset doesn't care if your friend is in danger! We know how heartless she is! Diamond's not going ANYWHERE, unfortunately…

Ahuizotl: Oh come on! This is all so wrong!

-The referee backs Sunset away from Diamond, pausing the pain for now-

Sunset: The bell didn't ring! I can beat her up as much as I want!

Referee: The hell you can! You stay back!

-The referee checks on Diamond-

Referee: Are you sure you don't want to call of the match, Diamond?

Diamond: -looks towards the ramp as she sits in the corner, conflicted- Scootaloo….I'll make this quick...RING THE BELL! RING IT!

Ahuizotl: Diamond! You don't need to do this!

Garble: She'd be walking into hell if she went back there!

Ahuizotl: SO WHAT? She still has the pride of helping her friend! Somebody get Scootaloo help!

-The referee rings the bell-

Match 5: Sunset Shimmer vs Diamond Tiara

-As Diamond tries to get to her feet, Sunset runs up and sinks her back down to the mat, before stomping at her profusely-

Ahuizotl: Get out of there, Diamond! This won't end well!

-9 minutes later-

-After a bit of domination, Diamond now has Sunset rocked as she slides out of the ring, resting against the announce table-

Garble: I think you may have underestimated Diamond a bit, 'Zotl. She's got the champion wanting a timeout!

Ahuizotl: I don't underestimate her, I just didn't agree with her decision. It seems to be working out right now, though.

-Diamond begins to exit the ring and go on the offense some more, but as she steps on the apron, Sunset springs up and grabs Diamond's foot and then pulls it out from under her, causing her to fall on the apron. Sunset then opens up the ring skirt, which Diamond falls into as she rolls off the apron-

Garble: It's not going so well, now! Diamond's trapped!

-Sunset grabs Diamond by her hair and just waffles her in the side of the head again and again as she keeps her still inside the ring skirt. Sunset then enters the ring and drags Diamond back in with her by her hair-

-11 minutes later-

-Diamond sizes up Sunset for the Diamond Cutter, but she is interrupted by the creepy piano keys belonging to only one woman-

*DEH!*

Garble: This has already happened once before tonight!

Ahuizotl: And when the lights came back on, Twist was promptly laid out! Will Diamond be next?

-The piano keys are played again and the lights come back on, but there is no Wythyst Family-

Ahuizotl: WHAT? Where are they?!

-Diamond turns around into a boot in the gut from Sunset, and then lifted into the air and PLANTED into the mat with the Last Sunset-

Ahuizotl: No! No!

Garble: Not like this, not like this!

-Sunset hooks Diamond's leg exhaustedly and weakly, getting the controversial 1...2….3. The crowd maliciously boo her as the bell rings-

Ahuizotl: You've gotta!...Sunset steals the victory…

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER...SUNSEEEEET..SHIIIIIMEEEERRRR!

Garble: I truly, TRULY believe that Diamond had victory right within her reach...but the mind games of The Wythyst Family caught her off guard, and allowed Sunset to take advantage, as only she knows how, and has made a career out of.

Ahuizotl: I'm not even MAD about Sunset winning like that, who can blame her? Diamond wasn't paying attention to the match, and it cost her. I'm FRUSTRATED...FURIOUS with the fact that Diamond Tiara was SO CLOSE to gaining her SECOND win here tonight, but just like that, had it ripped away from her!

Garble: It would've been the biggest victory of Diamond's career to date. Though she isn't walking out victorious, she showed a lot of heart. She took Sunset to her limit, to the point where she likely won't think about talking trash to her again.

Ahuizotl: It's so wrong, though! Sunset was about to get her mouth shut, and thanks to The Wythyst Family, she's leaving Lunacy tonight with a TAINTED victory. A TAINTED victory!

-Sunset grabs her title and pretty much collapses next to Scootaloo as the titantron now shows live footage of The Sword brawling with Lightning Dust and Fluttershy-

Ahuizotl: Wait! The Sword is being combated!

Garble: It's 2-on-3, though! There's no way!

Ahuizotl: How long has this been happening? How long?!

-There are multiple security guards that are noticeably lying on the ground as the Chick Combo champions are being mercilessly beat up by The Sword. Scootaloo is nowhere to be found as Beth Drollins climbs atop a crate as Diane Ditzbrose holds Lightning Dust's head slightly above the floor. Drollins jumps off, crashing her boot into the back of Lightning's head and driving it into the floor-

Ahuizotl: RRRRR! The impact of that Curb Stomp! This is enough!

-Fluttershy screams as her partner is ultimately taken out. She tries her best to fight against all 3 members of The Sword, but they deal with her very quickly. They drag her over to the Catering Area and Triple Powerbomb her through a table containing various foods and silverware-

Garble: FLUTTERSHY SENT THROUGH THE CLOTHED TABLE!

Ahuizotl: Where is Scootaloo?!

Garble: Presumably, she got rescued by Fluttershy and Lightning Dust, but The Sword, as they always have, got the upperhand, and laid out all three of them!

-The members of The Sword hold out their three fists as one as Fluttershy lays in a heap of plates and assorted dishes. Rosely Reigns picks up a piece of cornbread and begins eating it as her and her cohorts walk off. Paramedics soon come by to carry Lightning and Fluttershy off as we head to another commercial-

Silver: It sure has been a busy night! -smiles- However, it's soon coming to an end, as I'm here with Flash Sentry, who will be my last interview for tonight. Flash, what is your status, both mentally and physically as you head into your match with Shining Armor up next?

Flash: Well I think it's NO SECRET...that I've been knocked for a loop just a LIIIIITTLE bit since the guy I thought was my bro for so long STABBED ME IN THE BACK, but that's okay. -shrugs- I've adjusted quite well...so much so that I have NO problem whatsoEVER..kicking the crap out of Shining Armor in a STREET FIGHT. That's MYYYYYY type of match! I can do whatever I want..to that scumbag, WITHOUT ANY REPERCUSSIONS! I've had this on my mind for a long time now! And just for the record, when he slammed that car door into my head, rattling my skull! It didn't even really hurt...as my head pounded without any sign of stopping, I didn't feel pain...I just continuously envisioned chucking that guy through every pit hell had to offer. I swear I had a whole damn notebook devoted to devising as many ways to inflict pain on Shining Armor as possible..it's a good read you should buy a copy for your children. When I get my hands on him, I'm going to do more than just concussion him. I'm banking on BROKEN BONES, TORN MUSCLES, TOTAL! ANNIHILATION! EVERYTHING SHINING ARMOR HAS DONE TO ME...will be re-delivered...in FULL.

Silver: -nods- Thank you, Flash. -he walks away, which gives Flash an opportunity for one final warmup. He prepares himself for the fight of his life by pacing down the halls, cranking his neck and pacing more until something appears out of the corner of his eye. He looks up to his side, and notices Sunset walking up to him, holding her hair in her hands and wearing faded jeans and a black jacket that shows off her lower belly, with a few silver chains on her neck. Sunset stops in front of Flash, one of her hands still holding her hair as Flash looks on with burning hatred, Sunset with a devilish smirk on her face-

Sunset: -casually, as if nothing has happened between them- Hey….-she moves her hair off of her shoulder- Look, I just…-fiddling with her fingers- I just thought I should warn you before your match….because I spent, a REALLY long time...warming Shining up. -she smirks- I just thought you should know…alright…-she looks to the side- Let me ask you a question…-she looks him up and down- How does it feeeeel…-she begins unzipping her jacket- To knooow…-unzip- That you will NEVER….-unzip. The zipper pops, revealing a top that shows of ALL of Sunset's cleavage, as well as tons of sideboob to boot- EVER…-as she begins taking off the jacket entirely- experience...THIS…-she smirks- AGAIN. -she looks down at her bare essential, flipping her hair up at Flash before giggling- It probably feels pretty pathetic...you know, Flash? -leans into his face as the camera moves to the side, catching a heavy dose of sideboob- You ARE pathetic...and as far as I'm concerned…-she speaks like it's an everyday conversation- you can go to hell. -she basks in her words, feeling proud of herself as the camera zooms in on Flash as he looks down-

Flash: -the camera zooms out, showing Sunset's half-open, smirking mouth. She soon loses her smirk as Flash begins to smirk, too. He then leans in uncomfortably, forcing Sunset to back away- Go to hell? -Sunset nods- Oh I'm going to hell...but I'm not going alone...I'm taking...Shining…-whispers- WITH MEEEEE…-he turns to head to the ring as Sunset is left standing in the hallway, deflated as her mind games completely backfired. She takes a deep breath as we head back to Garble and Ahuizotl-

Garble: ….WOW. -looking at Ahuizotl- What an INTENSE situation, my friend, and it looks as if Flash Sentry isn't taking ANYMORE shit from that woman.

Ahuizotl: And good for him. That...that wench casually strolls up to the man whom she STOLE his best friend in the world from, and tries to shove in his face what he gets every night-

Garble: Multiple times a night, it seems.

Ahuizotl: It's REPULSIVE! Why the need to do that?

Garble: Like you said, good for Flash for not letting Sunset get to him. And he has the chance to end all this turmoil by TAKING OUT Shining Armor in our main event.

Ahuizotl: Right before we go to that though, we've gotten ANOTHER message, this time from the general manager's office that states that in 3 weeks at Uprising, after the MASS carnage we witnessed before and AFTER our last match, which saw The Sword systematically take out Scootaloo, and the Chick Combo champions, The Sword will face off against those 3 in a 6 Women Tag Team match!

Garble: We've gotten an exclusive, eye-witness report that says Scootaloo was getting ready to go out to the ring with Diamond Tiara when she was sneak attacked by The Sword. Lightning Dust and Fluttershy came just a few minutes after they saw it on TV but it was too late, Scootaloo had already been badly damaged enough, and throughout the match between Sunset and Diamond it was a 3-On-2 brawl, which as we know, ended in The Sword reigning supreme.

Ahuizotl: And as we are being told, Scootaloo has two bruised ribs as a result of the onslaught from The Sword. Fluttershy and Lightning Dust are banged up, but will be okay.

Garble: And so will Scootaloo in time for Uprising, where I think The Sword is going to MEET. ITS. MATCH. And now, without further adieu, our main event.

-The commentators turn back to the ring as Madden gets set for the introductions-

Madden: The following conteeest, is..AAAAA STREET FIIIIGHT! -the crowd begins cheering- In this match, there are NO count outs, and NO disqualificatiiioons...ANY. THING. GOES. -more cheers-

*The sky turns to, a different shade of blu-eee…* -the cheers quickly turn to boos as the most despised couple in the EWF enters the arena-

Madden: Introducing FIRST! Accompaniiied, by the ETERNAL. WOOOMEN'S CHAMPIIIOOON, Sunseeet..Shimmer! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 2 hundred..and FORTY FOUR POOOOOOUNDS..SHIIIIINIIIING..ARMOOOOOOR!

-Shining, wearing no shirt and jeans and Sunset walk out, hand-in-hand to a chorus of boos from the EWF faithful-

Ahuizotl: And here comes the two most polarizing individuals to ever get together...these two are MADE for each other….

Garble: They hear the disdain loud and clear, and not just in this arena, but they hear it everywhere, and it's not just whispers...it's a loud, vocal sign of disapproval everywhere these two go. But they don't give a damn, they're lost in each other's own sinful souls.

Ahuizotl: That woman right there, Sunset Shimmer, singlehandedly ruined the friendship-scratch that, the BROTHERHOOD, that Shining Armor and Flash Sentry shared. A bond that was far stronger than we were ever able to see, but we know happened because of the impassioned words spoken by Flash, and the distasteful remarks thrown out by Shining.

Garble: It's one of those things you always promise with your best friend; "we'll never let a girl get between us," most of the time, unfortunately, that happens anyway, and it couldn't be avoided for this friendship.

Ahuizotl: The thing is that Flash is GLAD to be rid of Sunset. She abused him mentally more-so than physically, but he would've GLADLY let her go if it meant he and Shing could stay best friends….

Garble: He let go of Sunset alright, but she landed right in the welcoming arms of Shining himself...this is perhaps the most personal rivalry we've ever seen in the EWF. It's not a love triangle folks, get that out of your head...this is a friendship RUINED by a homewrecker of a woman. A woman who has fun by ruining other people's lives, and she got Sunset to take part in her little game…

-Shining let's go of Sunset's hand and sprints into the ring. He humps the mat at Sunset walks up the steps and enters the ring as well. Sunset walks up to her lover and runs her fingers through his hair as he gets on his knees, running his tongue up Sunset's nearly bare belly and chest-

Ahuizotl: Ugh...please…

Garble: What do you think of Sunset's...getup for tonight?

Ahuizotl: I am physically ill by this entire situation...there is nothing arousing or positive about the way these two flaunt their relationship in front of everybody's face.

-Shining climbs atop the middle rope as Sunset soon joins him, Shining putting his arm around her as he gets loving pecks around his stomach-

*The crowd comes alive as the miniature love fest is disassembled by the intro to Flash Sentry's new theme song*

-Flash's new theme = Retaliation by CFO$-

Madden: Aaaand HIS OPPONENT! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 2 hundred and TWENTY SEVEN POOOOUNDS..FLAAAAAASH..SEEEEEEEEENTRRRRRYYYYY!

-Flash come walking down to the ring in a white wife-beater, taped up fists (white tape), and blue jeans-

Ahuizotl: Both competitors are appropriately dressed for this match with...well, street clothes. This isn't going to be a wrestling match, it's going to be a straight up FIGHT.

Garble: And that's the only way you can end a feud like this, 'Zotl...no chain wrestling or submission holds, this is a textbook, bar-room brawl inspired environment. There's going to be NOTHING pretty here, especially since the two guys fighting hate each other's guts.

Ahuizotl: Leave no mistake about it, though...Sunset WILL have an impact in this match, and since her interference is legal, that's bad news for Flash Sentry.

-Flash hops on the apron before entering through the middle rope. He eyes Shining Armor as Sunset gets on the apron, flipping Flash off. The fans "OHHHH," before beginning a chant of "YOU GOT HER-PES"-

Garble: PFFFFFFFT! Are they chanting that at Sunset or Shining?

Ahuizotl: They've both got every disease imaginable, I'd like to think.

Garble: Flash better be careful not to make Shining bleed, he might come into contact with Hepatitis!

Ahuizotl: Oh would you stop?

-The bell rings as Flash grits his teeth, running up to Shining and meeting him head-on with vicious right hands-

Main Event: Street Fight - Shining Armor w/ Sunset Shimmer vs Flash Sentry

-Flash and Shining trade fists for a while until Flash gets the upperhand, as Shining goes rolling under the bottom rope. Sunset scurries away as Shining tries to take a breather as he lays against the announce table, but Flash won't allow it as he continues to pound of Shining, backing him into the barricade-

Ahuizotl: Right out of the gate, these two heated rivals are throwing heavy shots early!

Garble: And Flash isn't even blinking!

-2 minutes later-

-After literally nothing but brawling on the outside of the ring, Flash throws Shining over the barricade. The crowd begins going nuts as they are getting to be so close to the action. Flash hops over the barricade in pursuit of Shining, reigniting his punch-based offense in the crowd. He follows Shining up the stairwell, punching him every chance he can get. Shining begins punching back, and soon, the two are trading rights and lefts down the stairs. Shining soon dizzies Flash as he backs up against the barricade. Shining comes running at him, but Flash backdrops him over the barricade and onto the floor-

Ahuizotl: That didn't last long, but who knows where they'll end up next?!

-Flash stands on the barricade, dropping his fists against Shining's back when he rises with a Double Axe Handle. Flash backs Sunset away by merely staring at her, but the distraction is enough for Shining to shove Flash headfirst into the ring post-

Garble: Oh! Just like you said, 'Zotl, Sunset has already made her presence felt in this match.

Ahuizotl: That won't be the only time, mark my words. Flash is going to need eyes in the back of his head!

-7 minutes later-

-Shining is sprawled out onto the floor as Sunset checks on him. Flash remains in the ring, looking around with crazy eyes. Shining begins to get to his feet, so Flash runs off the ropes, Sunset walking away quickly-

Garble: I smell a suicide dive comiii- -Flash only gets as far as his head going through the middle rope as Shining CLOBBERS him in the head with a trashcan lid- OHHHHHHH!

Ahuizotl: GOOD GOD THE IMPACT OF THAT LID! Forget SUICIDE, this is about to be a HOMICIDE!

Garble: Shining must've grabbed that lid from under the ring! It's legal! EVERYTHING IS LEGAL!

-Shining quickly goes by the ramp and pulls out a ladder from under the ring. Sunset has a sadistic smile on her face-

Garble: And as much as Sunset enjoys inflicting pain on HER opponents, she's got to be EUPHORIC seeing the man she hates so much get picked apart!

Ahuizotl: Let's try to talk about that she-devil as little as we can and focus on this match. Shining Armor has picked up a ladder, and he's looking to- -As Shining puts the ladder on the apron, Flash comes out of nowhere, sliding his feet into the ladder and knocking it back into Shining's face- And Flash is back up already! Shining's nose might be busted!

Garble: If his face is all Sunset sees in him, Shining might be the victim of another jagged breakup, because it just might be disfigured!

-5 minutes later-

-The ladder is now in the ring by a corner, and Flash is about to perch himself on the top of it. Shining is in prone position, but Sunset climbs onto the top rope with a kendo stick and knocks it against Flash's back, which makes him fall off the ladder and neck first onto the ropes, setting off a massive wave of boos as Sunset smirks with her tongue sticking out ever so much-

Garble: You've gotta be fucking kidding me…

Ahuizotl: You see?! I wish you could eject her! She's ruining this match!

-Shining crawls over and pulls Flash's body into the middle of the ring as Sunset throws the kendo stick in there-

Crowd: FUCK YOU, SUN-SET! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SUN-SET! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SUN-SET! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Sunset bathes in the hatred as Shining goes for a cover on Flash only getting a 2-

Ahuizotl: Flash is still alive! Come on! Don't take this lying down!

Garble: Sunset had better watch herself! She may not be that lucky to catch Flash off guard again.

-4 minutes later-

-Flash has the top of the steel steps pulled off as he lays Shining across the bottom, bigger portion of steppage. He then grabs a steel chair and approaches the vulnerable Shining-

Garble: Oh my gosh...this can only end BAD!

-Flash looks behind him to see Sunset approaching, but the threatening glare of her ex-boyfriend sends her back at a rapid pace. Flash then turns his attention back to Shining, as he raises the chair up and SLAMS it into Shining's head!-

Ahuizotl: SHINING ARMOR! SHINING ARMOR JUST GOT HIS BRAIN SCRAMBLED!

-Sunset looks on in horror as she puts her hands over her mouth. Flash barely has time to breath as Sunset runs over and leaps onto his back like a spider monkey-

Garble: Will you-...SOMEONE NEEDS TO INVENT SUNSET REPELLENT! This is ridiculous!

-Sunset tries to choke Flash out, but Flash throws her through the middle rope, off his back and into the ring. Sunset quickly realizes that may not have been the best idea as Flash gets a sinister look in his eye-

Ahuizotl: I think Flash is about to go to the most demented part of his mind, and Sunset is about to get VERY acquainted with the path she led her ex-boyfriend down!

-The crowd chants "YAY" as Flash crawls through the bottom rope and begins approaching Sunset. She scoots back across the ring before getting on her knees, pleading to be let go-

Garble: Screw it! This has been in the making for too long!

-The crowd explodes with even more cheers as Twilight Sparkle is shown walking down the ramp. Sunset gets off of her knees and looks to crawl away, but as she turns around, she is met with the legs of Twilight herself-

Ahuizotl: IT'S TWILIGHT! SUNSET CAN'T GET AWAY!

-Sunset visibly mouths "oh shit" as she gets to her feet, trembling. She has nowhere to run, so she might as well fight. She throws a punch at Twilight, who catches it and throws a punch of her own, which causes Sunset to end up right in the grasp of Flash-

Garble: HE'S GOT HER! HE'S GOT HEEEEEERRRRRRR!

-The crowd begins Yay'ing like crazy as Flash has two handfuls of Sunset hair, Sunset's mouth agape. She begins shaking her head so much that she might snap her neck, but it's no use. Flash shoves her head between his legs as Twilight looks on in amusement-

Garble: Is….IS THIS IT?! WILL THIS BE IT?!

Ahuizotl: -with his voice breaking- SUNSET'S TRAPPED! FLASH HAS HER ALL TO HIMSELF!

-As if in slow motion, with the world pausing for a split second, Flash wraps his arms around Sunset's stomach and flips her into the air, her head landing on the mat with extreme impact. The crowd could not be going any more insane-

Garble: IT HAPPENED! IT HAPPEEEEEEEEENED!

Ahuizotl: The most SATISFYING! FLASH! FLOOD! IN HISTORY! I JUST HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE!

Crowd: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: I must say, I never thought I'd see the day, where Sunset Shimmer FINALLY! FINALLY! After MONTHS and MONTHS of buildup, FINALLY! Flash Sentry, has achieved REDEMPTION! He just SPOKE...for every man whose girlfriend has ever wronged them, WITHOUT EVEN SAYING A DAMN WORD! I'VE GOT GOOSEBUMPS!

-Flash gets to his feet, looking down at Sunset's unconscious body with the biggest smile in the world on his face. Twilight pats him on the back before dragging Sunset out of the ring-

Ahuizotl: Twilight Sparkle, just PUNK'D the woman she's facing at Uprising! There's no better way to send a message then THAT, when you're challenging for a title!

Crowd: THANK YOU TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* Crowd: THANK YOU TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* Crowd: THANK YOU TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: Everything is right with the world! Now, win Flash! WIN! Hell HE'S ALREADY WON FOR ALL MEN, now just win again, buddy!

-6 minutes later-

-Flash once again perches himself on top of the ladder, steel chair in hand, and Shining Armor laid on a table below-

Ahuizotl: There's no stopping Flash! Sunset's out of commission! This is HIS MOMENT!

-Flash lifts up the chair as he leaps off the ladder, holding the chair out to the side as it crashes into Shining's face, while the weight of Flash lands on the rest of Shining's body, smashing the table-

Garble: WHAT A DIVE! THE TABLE EXPLODED!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

-Flash throws the table aside, draping an arm over Shining's chest as he lays in the rubble of the wooden table-

*1…..2….3!* -the crowd rejoices as the bell rings-

Ahuizotl: IT'S OVER! Flash Sentry, has won the war!

Madden: Here is YOOOUR WIIIIINEEEEEEER...FLAAAAASH..SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!

Garble: What a MOMENT! What a NIGHT, for that man right, Flash Sentry!

Ahuizotl: He said he would bring TOTAL ANNIHILATION to Shining Armor, and he did just that! This match was nothing short of UNBELIEVABLE.

Garble: Not only did he fulfill his promise, but he fulfilled a goal he's been yearning for FOR MONTHS. He did what no other man has done! He made Sunset Shimmer regret EVERYTHING she's ever put him through. The look on her face you CANNOT put a price on!

Ahuizotl: And then, a death defying LEAP, off of a 20 foot ladder, chair by his side, and care for his own body THROWN aside! All the pain he was put through, and was putting HIMSELF through was WORTH IT, because ON THIS NIGHT, Flash Sentry SPIT IN THE FACE, of those who have messed with his emotions! Flash Sentry, is a victim no more, for Flash Sentry...is the SAVIOR...OF THE UNIVERSE!

-The show ends with the crowd giving Flash a standing ovation as the referee raises his hand, not on his feet, but on his knees due to exhaustion. Sunset is still knocked out on the ramp, and Shining's neck is still lying against a piece of the table-

Garble: No man is standing, but ONE MAN rose to the occasion, and his name...is Flash Sentry! Goodnight, everybody!

Diamond Tiara defeated Fleur De Lis by pinfall (13:23)
Twist defeated Cloudchaser by pinfall (7:49)
Overdrive defeated Rumble by pinfall (17:42)
Honeycomb defeated Berry Punch by pinfall (13:37)
Sunset Shimmer defeated Diamond Tiara by pinfall (20:51)
Flash Sentry defeated Shining Armor (28:31)

Matches for Uprising (so far):
Twilight Sparkle vs Sunset Shimmer - Eternal Women's championship
Giz Hero vs Rumble - Carnage championship
? vs ? - Crater Chick championship
The Sword vs Fluttershy, Lightning Dust, and Scootaloo
Dwight Dawson & Xavier Kendrick vs Vultarian & Overdrive