*Matches 1 and 2 occur*

Dr. Whooves: After two stellar matches from the Sublime crop, it is time for the talented athletes over at Monday Night Lunacy to strut their stuff!

Ahuizotl: Strut may be a modeling term, but the EWF, especially Lunacy, is the complete opposite. Our wrestlers aren't runway models, well...unless you're Rumble. No, instead, the men and women of Lunacy would rather run their way down to the ring and kick the CRAP out of anybody that messes with them.

Whooves: Nice job of tying that all in. That, and so many reasons more is why the EWF is the most physical and entertaining brand out there.

Ahuizotl: If you don't believe us, let's trot the competitors in our next match out here. Four tough, viscous women that are looking to show the crowd something special.

*Midnight Strike's theme plays to mass cheers accompanying it*

Whooves: And here's likely the most viscous woman of ALL…

Madden: The following TAG TEAM CONTEST...is scheduled for ONE FALL! Making their way to the ring...at a COMBINED WEIGHT..of 242 POOOUNDS...HOOONEYCOOMB...AAAAND MIIIIDNIIIGHT STRRRIIIKE!

-Honeycomb skips halfway down the ramp before turning around and cheerfully gesturing at Midnight to hurry up. Midnight sighs and rolls her eyes, walking at a more hurried pace-

Ahuizotl: As you can see, Honeycomb is STOKED to be teaming with Midnight here tonight, Midnight howeverrr...isn't too thrilled with the idea…

Whooves: They have a common enemy, though, in Flitter and Cloudchaser. For that reason, Midnight has no choice but to team up with Honeycomb...no matter how unbearable so might believe her to be.

Ahuizotl: This is their first time teaming up. Their opponents, however, are not only partners in the ring...but in life, as well.

-Honeycomb throws her arms up in the air on top of the turnbuckle. She looks back at Midnight, who is standing behind her-

Honeycomb: Catch me, Midnight! -she giggles-

Midnight: -grumbles- A trust fall won't bring us closer together….we don't have to trust each other, anyway...all we need to do is get the job done. -walks away from her partner-

Honeycomb: -sad face- Awww! -jumps off the top rope, soon smiling lightly- Can't deny that your words speak to me in many ways, however!

Midnight: I'm not here to inspire….I'm here to crush dreams.

Honeycomb: Me too! -flexes her muscles- GRRRR!

-Midnight exits the ring, completely ignoring her partner as she rests her head on the turnbuckle and looks out towards the announce table-

Whooves: I've got a clear shot of her eyes now...there's a lot of malice in there.

Ahuizotl: She's definitely not here to make friends. I can only hope Honeycomb can understand that before Midnight does to her what she's planning to do to Flitter and Cloudchaser, as well…

-Rumble's wonderful theme song plays, eliciting more cheers from the crowd-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a combined weight, of 256 POOOOUNDS….FLIIITTER..AAAAND CLOOOUDCHAAASERRR!

Ahuizotl: Fresh off a date with Giz Hero over the week, which we'll go into detail later on in the night, these two sinister sisters are ready to open more eyes than ever with a victory over their fresh rivals here tonight.

Whooves: These two have certainly stepped out from the shadow of Rumble, even garnering a victory against Twilight and Lightning Dust, two of the most successful stars in the EWF. And as you said, they were tag team partners IN THE WOMB. You just can't beat that.

Ahuizotl: Well, Midnight and Honeycomb CAN...anything can happen in an EWF ring, we both know that. The question is WILL they?

Whooves: Ah, true. And if they do, where do they go from here?

-Flitter hops up on the apron as Cloudchaser enters the ring, stretching with the aid of Flitter-

Honeycomb: Let's strategise, Middy!

Midnight: God damm….there's no need for that! They've been on your case all month. Just mess up their faces with your fists!

Honeycomb: -looks at her fists- Hmmm...excellent strategy! I shall take it to my grave! -blows on her fists, rubbing them together and turning around to meet Cloudchaser with an ultra serious face and fighting stance-

Match 3: Flitter and Cloudchaser vs Honeycomb and Midnight Strike

-Cloudchaser laughs out loud at Honeycomb's attempt to be serious. She saunters up to Honeycomb and points at her. Flitter also appears to be snickering on the apron-

Cloudchaser: -looking out at the crowd, gesturing towards Honeycomb- Are you kidding me?! This is a JOKE! -she turns towards Honeycomb, flicking her in the forehead. Honeycomb immediately fires back with a right hand, knocking Cloudchaser into the ropes, the crowd coming alive. Midnight's eyes bulge-

Whooves: Bad move…

Ahuizotl: REALLY bad move!

-Honeycomb runs up and begins decking Cloudchaser in the face with rights and lefts. As the ref backs Honeycomb off, Cloudchaser takes the opportunity to exit the ring. Flitter jumps off the apron to console her sister-

Cloudchaser: Did that bitch leave a mark?! Do I have a bruise?!

Flitter: No, you're fine, sis! Now go in there and give HER a few bruises!

-Cloudchaser high fives Flitter, but when the twins turn around, they are met with Honeycomb flying backwards towards them, knocking both of them and herself to the ground-

Ahuizotl: That may not leave a bruise, but it'll sure leave an impact in Flitter and Cloudchaser's minds! You shouldn't take your eye off of ANY opponent!

Whooves: Honeycomb stood on the apron, waited for Flitter and Cloudchaser, and when they turned around, she sprang off the middle rope and launched herself backwards!

Ahuizotl: Midnight wouldn't catch her before the match, so Honeycomb decided to initiate a trust fall on her opponents. It's actually quite brilliant!

-The crowd cheers as Honeycomb springs to her feet, smiling out at the sea of fans. She picks up Flitter and throws her into a nearby barricade. Midnight shakes her head on the apron, visibly impressed.

As she's dealing with Flitter, Cloudchaser gets back up and clobbers Honeycomb in the back of the head before launching her into the steel steps-

Whooves: Owch! The momentum may be stalled for now, but they know now that this excitable girl is not to be taken lightly…

-10 minutes later-

-Ever since being thrown into the steps, Honeycomb just hasn't gotten back into this matchup. She now stands on the top rope, awaiting Flitter's upbringing. When Flitter gets up, Honeycomb tries to re-create her trust fall from outside the ring, but Flitter moves out of the way, Honeycomb's back slamming against the mat-

Ahuizotl: Oh no….

-Flitter reaches over from on the mat and pulls Honeycomb's legs towards her, sticking her crotch in Honeycomb's face and holding her legs down with one arm, while she reaches over to the other hand and yanks grabs a handful of Honeycomb's trunks-

Whooves: She's got the tights! -Midnight tries to enter the ring, but she is horrified to find that Cloudchaser has grabbed onto her leg and won't let go, preventing her from breaking up the pin- Oh it can't end like this!

*1….2….3!* -the crowd boos as Flitter lets go of Honeycomb's legs and rolls out of the ring, Cloudchaser running away from Midnight-

Ahuizotl: In typical fashion, Flitter and Cloudchaser stole the win!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS…..FLIIIITTER...AAAAND CLOOOUDCHASSSERRR!

-Cloudchaser jumps into Flitter's arms, Flitter bouncing both of their breasts as she jumps up and down-

Whooves: Disgraceful! Honeycomb was going to hit that move, and then she was going to tag in Midnight Strike to clear house…

Ahuizotl: That's what I found so astounding...Midnight didn't get tagged in ONCE!

Whooves: No, she didn't, but Honeycomb showed us a lot tonight...she was resourceful, and she took ALL of the abuse. She kept coming and coming and coming, and she wouldn't stop! I think if she would've hit that trust fall off the top rope, this match would've went a lot differently…

-Midnight enters the ring, looking down at Honeycomb-

Honeycomb: I'm...I'm sorry…-she hangs her head in shame. Midnight does nothing but leave the ring and begin to walk up the ramp. There are some noticeable boos from the crowd-

Ahuizotl: I didn't get a good look at Midnight's face, but I'm guessing she's leaving Honeycomb high and dry...that's a shame.

Whooves: She looked impressed at a few points, as we all were!

-Cloudchaser nudges Flitter and gestures to the ring, where Honeycomb is sitting in her own bubble of failure. The twins enter the ring, Cloudchaser booting Honeycomb in the head and knocking her down to the mat as Flitter drops to her knees and begins pounding on her back. The crowd is booing immensely-

Ahuizotl: I swear...I have to do this once a damn show! You already won the match! What does this prove?!

Whooves: Nothing...truly nothing.

-Midnight turns around at the sound of the booing. She watches the beatdown for a minute, but then looks back at the ramp and begins walking once again, the crowd burying her with jeers. Midnight shakes her head, turning around and running full-speed into the ring, gaining the crowd's support again as ducks the double clothesline of the twins, and bounces off the ropes-

Ahuizotl: I didn't think she was coming back! I'm glad Midnight proves me wrong!

-The twins try to hit Midnight with a double flapjack, but Midnight cranes both of their necks in the air and counters with a double DDT! She bounces off the ropes and wraps her heads around Cloudchaser in a headscissor formation, but instead of twisting around she spikes Cloudchaser's head into the mat, the crowd OHHH'ing in response-

Ahuizotl: What innovative offense! Cloudchaser has been rocked!

Whooves: And Midnight has been UNLEASHED.

-Midnight goes to the top rope as Cloudchaser lays prone on her back-

Ahuizotl: Looks like she's going for the Double Foot Stomp! She's going to crush Cloudchaser's ribs with both of her feet!

-Before Midnight can jump off, Flitter pulls Cloudchaser out of the ring by her feet, the crowd deflated with boos-

Whooves: Awwww….not today, I suppose.

-Flitter drags Cloudchaser up the ramp as Midnight jumps off the top rope, approaching Honeycomb and sticking her hand out, the crowd cheering-

Ahuizotl: Look at this! That's what I want to see!

-Honeycomb smiles with a few tears in her eyes, and accepts in. Midnight pulls her back up to her feet, and stands by her side, both glaring at the retreating twins-

Whooves: That warms my heart. It seems like Midnight is more than impressed with Honeycomb…

Ahuizotl: Yup. Looks like she respects her, as well. Enough to save her, at least.

Whooves: That naive girl may get through to her yet…-smiles-

-We cut to Scootaloo sitting on a bench in her locker room, putting her knee pads on-

"What's up, squirt?"

-Scootaloo gasps, looking up and spotting the World Fighter's Champion right in front of her-

Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash! -she springs to her feet and warmly embraces the woman she looks up to more than anybody else-

Rainbow: It's nice to see you too, Scoots! -rubs her hair with a grin-

Scootaloo: What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be getting ready for your match?

Rainbow: -chuckles- What, I can't come wish good luck to my number one fan?

Scootaloo: R-really? You want to wish me luck?

Rainbow: Of course, pal! You wished me luck before every soccer game, every baseball game...hell, you've texted me before every match. I owe you this in person, at least. You've supported me more than anybody else ever has. It's because of you that I go out to that ring every night, and put on the best matches I can. It's because of you that I am the World Fighter's champion…-rubs her title- This title is just as much yours as it is mine, Scootaloo.

Scootaloo: But...I didn't do anything. You want that title all on your own!

Rainbow: Maybe so...but I'm fighting for YOU. Every time I'm in the ring, I picture your happy little smile in my head as I win my match.

Scootaloo: I do the same...I dream about you praising me after every victory. I just want you to...be proud of me.

Rainbow: Well, it's time I praise you, then. -Sits on the bench with Scootaloo- Scoots...you may not have a championship, but you have the HEART of a champion. You can do anything you want! You've been wowing me and everybody else for four months now. Every time you step in the ring, I see myself. I AM proud of you. More than you could imagine! Scootaloo...you are my FAVORITE wrestler.

Scootaloo: R-rainbow, I…

Rainbow: You...are MY champion.

-Scootaloo can say nothing but sniffle and embrace her hero again-

Scootaloo: Y-...you're my hero, Rainbow Dash…

Rainbow: Ehhhh, enough with that. You're MY hero, Scootaloo. -Rainbow nuzzles Scootaloo's cheek- I know you're going to make me proud again tonight against Diamond Tiara….

Scootaloo: You bet! And you'll do the same against Trixie.

Rainbow: -nods- Come to think of it...we're both in similar situations.

Scootaloo: You mean that we're both fighting obnoxious twits?

Rainbow: -laughs- Exactly! And by the end of the night, THEY'LL both be in the same position...on their backs, with us looking over them, our arms raised in VICTORY!

Scootaloo: Absolutely! Thank you, Rainbow Dash!

-Rainbow stands up-

Rainbow: Don't mention it, champ…-they shake hands, as Rainbow walks out, leaving Scootaloo overwhelmed, and the crowd cheering in response of the sweet segment-

*Match 4 and 5 occur*

-Equestrian Apprentice promo (no it's not dead)-

-We see Turf walking backstage with an everlasting scowl on her face. Silver Spoon is walking to her side, constantly worrying about her partner's bad attitude. A referee runs up-

Referee: There you are...Turf! The match is about to start. We need your Boss Knuckles to hang on the pole.

Turf: -scrapes her jewelry off of her hand, forcefully placing it in the referee's hand. The referee winces before running off-

Silver Spoon: Cheer up, Turf! I'm like, super depressed that we lost the titles and stuff, but Diamond Tiara will make up for it when she squishes Scootaloo like a little ant! -Silver Spoon imitates her hopes by smushing her boot against the floor and grinding it-

-Turf looks back at Silver Spoon, scowl even deeper now, causing Silver Spoon to back up in fear. Turf walks away, but Silver decides to follow her, vowing to keep her mouth shut this time-

-Meanwhile, the excited voices of two men are heard as they come from around the corner. It's Rack Attack, celebrating with their newly won tag team titles-

Ace: OH MY GOD WE'RE THE FUCKING CHAMPS! HOLY SHIT!

-Turf growls intensely, speed walking up to the new champs, Silver Spoon frantically following behind-

Ryder: Woo Woo Woo! You know i- -Ryder is shoved to the floor by Turf, his title falling out of his hands-

Turf: YOU GODDAMN DICKSTICKS! WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO FLAUNT YOUR GOLDEN JOCKSTRAPS?! ARE YOU TRYING TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SMALL COCKS?!

Ace: HEEEEY! FUCK YOU YOOOOU BIIIIITCH! MY COCK IS SPONSORED BY SUBWAY, 'CAUSE IT'S A FOOTLONG! YOU WANNA BITE?!

Turf: YOU GROSS NIGGLET! I'LL CIRCUMCISE YOU WITH A PAIR OF TONGS AND USE YOUR FORESKIN AS A SHELL FOR A TACO!

Ace: FUCK YOU I'M JEWISH! I'M ALREADY CIRCUMCISED!

Ryder: -getting back up- Whoa, whoa, Ace! Calm down, bro! She's a lady! A vulgar one that you find walking the streets of LI scantily clad, but a lady none-the-le-

Turf: -at Ryder- YOU'RE GOING TO BE SKINTILLY CLAD WHEN I RIP ALL OF YOUR SKIN OFF!

Ace: FUCK YOU!

Silver Spoon: Turf! Please!

Turf: -looking behind her- YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! -back at Ace- YOU'RE A CHINK! YOU'RE A SHITTY CHINK!

Ace: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS! FUCK YOU! AT LEAST I HAVE A TITLE! WHERE'S YOUR TITLE, YOU MOODY CUNT?!

Turf: I HAD ONE TITLE BEFORE YOU, AT LEAST, AND THAT WAS THE QUEEN OF SCREAM! YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOW UP AND START YELLING LOUDER THAN THE ORIGINATOR?! FUCK YOU!

Ace: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M NOT EVEN YELLING, YOU IGNORANT BITCHTIT!

Turf: -grabs a bottle of ketchup off of a nearby concession table. She opens it up and begins squirting it on her ear- YOU ARE TOO FUCKING YELLING! YOU'RE YELLING SO MUCH MY EARS ARE BLEEEDINNNNGGGG! -ketchup begins running down her right ear-

Ace: BIIIIIITCH! -he snatches the Ketchup out of her hand and uses it on his own ear- MY EAR IS BLEEDING EVEN MORE YOU NUTTY NUT-MUNCH-OWWW I GOT KETCHUP IN MY EYE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Turf: -at this point Ryder and Silver Spoon have walked away as Turf seizes the Ketchup bottle once again- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE LITERALLY SHIT YOU ARE LITERALLY SHIT! -she squirts ketchup on her crotch- HOLY DIIIIIIICKS EVEN MY CUNT IS BLEEDING!

Ace: OH SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Turf: YEAH HAHAHAHA I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD! HOLY COCK!

Ace: I KIND OF LIKE YOU! YOU'RE JUST MY TYPE!

Turf: YEAH! MAYBE WE CAN FUCK SOMETIME!

Ace: DO YOU HAVE ANY STDS I COULD POSSIBLY CONTRACT?

TURF: YE!

Ace: OH HELL YES I WANT CHLAMYDIA!

Turf: I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU LATER! BAAAAAI STUD...FUCK YOU THOUGH YOU'RE A STUPID DICKLICK!

Ace: BYE HONEY EAT MY ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

-Both Turf and Ace walk away like nothing happened as the crowd claps and lols in appreciation-

Whooves: Is this the type of comedy Americans like?

Ahuizotl: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES-

Whooves: Stop. -has his hands over his head- Please…..

Ahuizotl: -pats Whooves on the back- Well, those two are quite perfect for each other...and they stalled long enough to give the referee enough time to place Turf's Boss Knuckles on a pole above the ring. This signifies our next matchup of the evening…

Whooves: I am a Sublime man through and through, but I am also an honest man, and I am honest when I say that I have been looking forward to this match more than any other on tonight's card!

Ahuizotl: As have I, and how could you NOT? We are about to witness the CLIMAX...of the most profound and longest running feud in ALL of the EWF!

Whooves: It's grown over time, friends like Turf, Silver Spoon, Berry Punch and Maud being introduced...but this all spawned in the 3rd grade, all because one young lady had more money than the other.

Ahuizotl: That's all it takes, as ridiculous as it is. But it hasn't stopped since these two have grown up...no, in fact, it has manifested itself, which is exactly what you'd expect when you're in a business that is fueled by fighting.

Whooves: And the business known as professional wrestling...the WORLD of professional wrestling, was introduced to this scalding hatred, on the very first night in the EWF's history...let's take a look.

-We start the promo with Scootaloo sitting in a chair, the camera right in her face in a dark room-

Scootaloo: It all started in the third grade...I was everybody's friend. And then...SHE moved into town…

-We now move to Diamond's point of view-

Diamond: I had to move because my Daddy needed a place to open his new store, and Loneyville had the perfect location to set up in. There's….umm, another reason also...my...my mother had just passed away, and the...the house reminded daddy of her. And I...I didn't want me to see him...cry…

Scootaloo: I had a scooter that I would use to get to school, and then to get home after we were dismissed. Her very first day, Diamond broke my scooter….she tore the wheels off, tore the handle off, threw it up in the air and slammed it off the rock climbing wall again and again...it was useless at that point. I had to walk home that day. Which isn't so bad. Except for the fact that...it was raining. And I lived a ways away from school. It was a hellish storm. My clothes were so soaked, they stuck to my body….

Diamond: I loved my mommy so much...she would watch over me when daddy wasn't home, which was mostly always. She was a jewelry maker, and she made my tiara…-she takes her tiara off of her head, and looks at it- There's pictures of her all over the house, but this tiara is what I use to remember her by. I wear it with pride every single day. I only take it off before I wrestle, or before I go to bed. This tiara means the world to me, because it was made by her….with love, with passion, with me on her mind. This tiara gives me strength. It makes me who I am. Without this glorified headwear...I would be nothing.

Scootaloo: While walking down the road, I see a limo passing by me. It's hard to see through the rain, by inside the window, I can make out a pink head, and an overly gaudy crown perched atop the head. Do you have any idea how furious I was, knowing that little bitch gets off scot-free, breaking my beloved scooter...and then seeing the audacity she has to drive right past me, as I am literally being weighed down by all this rain. My socks are soggy, my Sketchers filled with water. But did Diamond Tiara stop to offer me a ride? No. She stopped to roll down her window and SPIT on me. Yes, she SPIT on me. It wasn't really a big deal; the rain quickly washed it off, but it's the actions that count...and I will never forget that. I will never forget the smug look planted across her face as she rolled the window up, leaving me to suffer and catch a cold in the freezing rain. I didn't go to school for a week because of her. Normally I'd be thrilled about that...but all I could think about as I laid in my bed was how happy she was sitting in class, knowing I wouldn't be showing up day after day.

Diamond: ….WHY Scootaloo? Because she brought it upon herself. As I got out of my limousine, ready to begin my new life, I see this girl pull into the school and come to a halt, the wheels on her scooter screeching as she pulls up next to me. She looked so brash, so arrogant as she dropped her helmet at my feet. The first thing she did after taking one quick, furtive look at me was snicker, and announce, "nice crown!" NICE CROWN?! IT IS A TIARA YOU BRAT, AND IT'S WORTH MORE THAN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! The NERVE of this ingrate! She knows nothing about me, and the first thing she thinks to do is INSULT my tiara, INSULT the hard work my mother put into it?! INSULT MY MOTHER?! She told you I smashed her scooter, didn't she? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID! I couldn't let her think she was better than me! I WOULDN'T allow her the pleasure of mistakenly mocking me….my mother...my way of LIFE! So yeah, I dismantled her scooter, and I dismantled her spirit by SPITTING on her, and it felt AMAZING! And while she was out of school with a cold, I started doing it to everybody else, because I wasn't going to allow them to have that same pleasure. Truth is...NOBODY is better than me! My daddy and my mommy worked themselves to the bone in order to provide for me and keep me happy. My mommy's dying wish was for me to "stay strong," and I didn't intend on letting her down. I HAVE stayed strong, and if I have to break a few scooters, or throw out a few insults to do so, than so be it. I'm never going to take crap like Scootaloo gave me that first day ever again.

Scootaloo: Ever since that day, Diamond has become public enemy number one. She has used every chance she is given to terrorize somebody that didn't deserve it, and she even brainwashed other poor girls with gifts and promises to never hurt them. She is the most cowardly and shallow girl I have ever known. She will use anybody just to get closer to other people and ruin them. It is the most pathetic display I have ever seen, and I must put a stop to it…

Diamond: Scootaloo is the most dense girl I've ever come into contact with. She thinks standing up to your problems will make them go away...only in fairy tales does that occur. This ain't no fairy tale. Even if this WERE a fairy tale, I'd still be victorious, just like I plan to be at Frontline.
Scootaloo is in for the rudest awakening of her life…

Scootaloo: Diamond Tiara has ruined the lives of countless of people. It's not all about me, I realize that. I'm not fighting to get revenge for myself...I'm fighting for all the people that Diamond has made cry from her scathing insults...all the people that she has targeted for whatever selfish reasons she has. My best friends, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle...I hope they are watching most of all….

Diamond: I want the whole world to watch as I make Scootaloo break down, curling up in a teeny little ball, rendering her useless, broken, worthless. I've always known her to be all of that, but come Frontline...they will ALL know...they will know that their great hero is nothing but a pathetic fraud. There are two very specific people I hope are watching Sunday...they are Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. Those three always stuck together. Their unity made me sick, but now I relish in the fact that they are now separated. I would love nothing more than to tear Scootaloo apart, especially knowing that those two have the greatest investment in this match. They want to see me taken down some pegs, probably a couple dozen. But that isn't going to happen.

Scootaloo: Diamond has everything going for her: Money, fame, two pawns she can use to do her dirty work. But none of that will matter. I am not intimidated by her anymore. The school days are over. I am in control now. I am in her head...I know it. I created Three Stages of Hell specifically for Diamond Tiara...she DESERVES this. I will enjoy nothing more than introducing her to her own personal HELL!

Diamond: Scootaloo has herself believing that this concept of hers; a 2 out of 3 falls match with a different stipulation each fall, has got me on edge. -cackles- She must not know me very well! If this is going to be hell, then I would love to play the part...of SATAN. And at Frontline, I will turn Scootaloo's own crafted hell against her, and make her pay for daring to upset me on that fateful day…

Scootaloo: Playtime is over, Diamond Tiara…

Diamond: Your judgement day has come, Scootaloo!

Both: Welcome...to HELL! -Diamond gives a devilish smirk, while Scootaloo furrows her eyebrows. We cut back to the arena, as the crowd is clearly pumped for this battle-

Ahuizotl: If that doesn't hype you up for this match, then I don't know what will…

Whooves: That was incredible. Enough talk, though, let the fires of hell spread!

-The bell rings, as we cut to Madden in the ring-

Madden: The following CONTEST, is the THREEE..STAAAGES OF HEEEEELL MAAAATCH! -the arena erupts in cheers- The first fall will be decided, by one competitor scaling to the top rope, and grabbing down Turf's Boss Knuckles. After that, the second fall will begin…

*DON'T HATE ME CUZ I'M BEAUTIFUL, DON'T HATE ME CUZ I SPEAK TRU-EE* -the crowd is taken over by boos-

Madden: Introducing FIRST, from LONEYVILLEEE...weighing in at 125 POOOOUNDS! DIIIIAMOND...TIIIIIIAARAAAA!

Ahuizotl: I'll admit, after that pre-match promo, I didn't know Diamond's mother was dead...I didn't know how much that tiara mean to her…

Whooves: I know you well enough to know that you're not done yet.

Ahuizotl: -chuckles- Correct. But...that's still no reason to exert yourself over everybody so forcefully.

Whooves: I agree. I believe young Ms. Tiara misunderstood her mother's dying wish. Regardless, what are you going to do? It seems like this is how she's been all her life. Flaunting her power, her money, her social status.

Ahuizotl: We do know one thing: Filthy Rich doesn't approve of it. In fact, he AUTHORIZED this match! He wants his daughter to learn respect, and if there's any match type, and any opponent that could teach her that, it's Scootaloo. Her most sworn enemy since 3rd grade.

-Diamond Tiara walks down the ramp with her eyes closed and her arms outstretched in a "look at me, I'm BEAUTIFUL" manner-

Whooves: Everything has about to climax, though. These two fierce competitors, completely different in mindset, and style, are about to endure whatever hell the other has in store for them.

Ahuizotl: Diamond Tiara beat Scootaloo last month at Final Reckoning with the help of Turf and her Boss Knuckles, and that symbolizes the first fall: Whoever can climb up to the top turnbuckle, reach up, and grab the killer accessory, gets to use it in the next fall, a First Blood match!

Whooves: It's quite simple. Whoever bleeds, no matter how minute the blood detail, loses that fall as well.

Ahuizotl: And, if necessary, the 3rd fall will be….an I Quit Match…

Whooves: 2 words, 5 letters. A referee will be given a microphone, and whenever you feel your opponent is battered enough to give up, you ask the referee to put the microphone in front of their mouth. If they utter the phrase "I Quit," they are not only the loser, but they are humiliated in front of the whole word.

-Diamond enters the ring daintily, kissing her tiara as she takes it off her head, and gently handling it to a member of the ringside crew-

Diamond: You'd better be careful with that! I'll have you FIRED if anything happens to her!

Ahuizotl: Does she realize she doesn't have that kind of power?

Whooves: She's delusional.

-Diamond rests in the corner, laying her arms over the top rope-

Crowd: FUCK YOU, DIA-MOND! *CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAP CLAP* FUCK YOU, DIA-MOND! *CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAP CLAP* FUCK YOU, DIA-MOND! *CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAP CLAP*

Ahuizotl: This EWF crowd certainly isn't shy when it comes to expressing their distaste for the spoiled princess.

Whooves: Honesty is the best policy, I always say.

-Diamond plugs her ears with her index fingers, drowning out the sound. She looks to the ramp with disgust as a guitar riff begins to bleed out-

*OUT OF MY WAY!* -Scootaloo appears on the ramp, accompanied by new theme music ("Out of My Way" by Seether)-

Madden: AAAAND...HER OPPONENT...From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 119 POOOOUNDS...SCOOOOOOOOOOTALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: This crowd is going crazy!

Whooves: It's the woman endorsed by the World Fighter's champion herself!

Ahuizotl: That doesn't change a thing! Scootaloo has ALWAYS had the crowd's support! Since night one when this whole rivalry started, and she hasn't looked back since!

"Nobody's gonna stand in MY WAAAY! Give it up, I'm doing this MY WAAAY~!"

Whooves: And she's got new theme music for herself, and I'd say it speaks true to her!

Ahuizotl: If Garble were here, he'd be headbanging.

-Scootaloo points at Diamond before sprinting down to the ring. The crowd is on fire as Diamond puts her arms up, but it's too late. Scootaloo tackles her to the mat and begins pummeling her. The referee decides to ring the bell-

Match 6: Three Stages of Hell - Diamond Tiara vs Scootaloo

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo! Wasting no time taking the fight to her sworn enemy!

-Scootaloo is kicked in the face by Diamond, who quickly scales the top rope, desperately reaching her hand up-

Whooves: She's trying to get the Boss Knuckles already! You can tell Diamond doesn't wanna be in this position!

-Scootaloo springboards off the middle rope, wrapping her legs around the back of Diamond's head and pulling her off of the top rope and spiking her head into the mat, the crowd is going insane-

Ahuizotl: OH JESUS! REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!

Whooves: Diamond's neck may be broken! But Scootaloo doesn't give a damn!

Ahuizotl: Nor should she! This is for all the years of torment and abuse!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

-Scootaloo picks up Diamond and sets her on the top rope to where she is facing the crowd-

Whooves: Is she going to try that again?!

Ahuizotl: AbsoLUTELY! Scootaloo will give her as many Reverse Frankensteiners as she wants!

Whooves: And she didn't put her in the corner that contains the pole, VERY smart!

-Scootaloo springboards off the middle rope, but fails to strike as Diamond hits her in the nose with a kick. Scootaloo falls to the mat on her back-

Ahuizotl: OH! Nice where-with-all of Diamond to know Scootaloo was behind her.

-Diamond gets herself off of the top turnbuckle and crawls over to Scootaloo, grabbing her by the hair and elbowing her in the face-

Diamond: You….YOU COULD NEVER DEFEAT ME! -the crowd boos- I AM YOUR GREATEST DEMON!

Whooves: Strong and sinister words by that young woman…

Ahuizotl: I'll admit, I got chills in the video package when Diamond said she was going to be Scootaloo's "satan" here tonight…

-Diamond stomps on Scootaloo repeatedly, holding her neck as she does so. She then goes outside the ring and tears the floor padding off, exposing concrete-

Ahuizotl: And now the hell begins...-

-Diamond enters the ring, picking up Scootaloo and throwing her out. She then exits the ring and picks Scootaloo up-

Diamond: You wanna break my neck, huh?! You're going to feel my PAIN! -Diamond neckbreakers Scootaloo right on top of the concrete, swiping her hands together with a grin-

Whooves: They both knew what they were getting into when they signed up for this.

Ahuizotl: Well, Diamond wasn't in favor of this match at ALL. Her father FORCED her to compete!

Whooves: True, true. Well, that's what you have to do when you're a competitor.

-Diamond sets up for another neckbreaker, but Scootaloo breaks free of Diamond's grip when she turns her around. Scootaloo then grabs Diamond's arms and uses her strength to flip her over to where she is now facing her. Scootaloo kicks Diamond in the gut and plants her head into the concrete with a DDT!-

Whooves: MY LORD!

Ahuizotl: Diamond might be bleeding before the first fall is even over!

Whooves: What would happen then? Would Scootaloo automatically win that fall?

Ahuizotl: Maybe, I'm not sure!

-Scootaloo looks out to the crowd as they shower her with cheers. She gets into the ring and stalks Diamond until she gets up-

Whooves: Well, turns out she isn't bleedin-OH NO.

Ahuizotl: Diamond might have bigger problems than that!

-Scootaloo bounces off the ropes as the crowd "OHHH"s in anticipation. As Scootaloo vaults herself over the top rope, Diamond moves out of the way, Scootaloo's back SMASHING into the concrete!-

Ahuizotl: URRRGGG! -through gritted teeth- OH MY GOOOD!

Whooves: She may have broken a few bones on that landing! Tailbone, spine, gluteus maximus, who knows?! She took an extreme risk with the Senton over the top rope, and it did not pay off ONE BIT!

-Diamond falls onto the steel steps as she moves out of the way. She looks back at her foe, who is wincing on the ground, and then at the steel steps. She picks up the steel steps with all the strength and TOSSES them onto Scootaloo!-

Ahuizotl: NO! SCOOTALOO MAY BE CRUSHED!

Whooves: Those steps weigh 200 pounds! I AM SHOCKED that Diamond just lifted her own weight and THEN some!

Diamond: -as she stomps on top of the steps holding Scootaloo underneath them with heavy breaths- You! Won't! Grab! Those! Knuckles! You! Won't! Make! Me! Bleed! You! Won't! MAKE! ME! SAY! I! QUIT! -she grabs a steel chair from under the ring and begins bashing it on top of the steps- I'M GOING TO GRAB THE BOSS KNUCKLES! YOU'RE GOING TO BLEED! YOU'RE GOING TO QUIT! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! -she throws the chair to the side- YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! YOU CAN'- -Diamond is cut off as she leans down to look Scootaloo in her strained eyes, but Scootaloo musters up enough strength to chuck the steps up into Diamond's face, knocking her to the concrete-

Whooves: And the little devil's back in this! She can't be stopped!

Ahuizotl: As usual, Diamond's mouth cost her!

-Scootaloo crawls away from the steel steps and over to the chair. She picks it up and begins bashing it into Diamond's legs-

Ahuizotl: BRILLIANT! If her legs are taken out, Diamond can't climb the ropes to reach for the Boss Knuckles!

Whooves: Scootaloo came into this match with a gameplan, she isn't just trash-talking like Diamond is! Diamond's already lost this fall, if you ask me….

-Scootaloo holds up the chair to the blood-thirsty EWF faithful, as they cheer immensely-

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

-9 minutes later-

-Both Scootaloo and Diamond are on the top rope now, each reaching for the Boss Knuckles-

Whooves: They're both just fingertips away from winning the first fall!

-Diamond wraps both of her arms around Scootaloo's neck as attempts to grab the Boss Knuckles-

Ahuizotl: Oh no...is she going to…?

-Diamond attempts a top rope Diamond Cutter, but Scootaloo counters and forces her neck away from Diamond's grasp. As a result, Diamond's back thuds against the mat-

Whooves: Scootaloo survives! The Diamond Cutter has been cut itself!

-All Scootaloo has to do is put both feet on the top turnbuckle and reach up. She does so, and a few second later, has the Boss Knuckles in her mitts!-

Ahuizotl: And she did it! Scootaloo wins the Pole Match!

-The crowd cheers very loud as Scootaloo slips her fingers into the Boss Knuckles, making a fist and holding it high in the air as she holds onto the pole with her other hand-

Madden: Your winner of the first FAAALL….SCOOOOTALOOO! The second fall, will be a FIRST. BLOOD MAAATCH!

Ahuizotl: If Scootaloo can make Diamond Tiara bleed, she'll win the match!

Whooves: And she can use her trusty new weapon to help her do it!

-Scootaloo gestures her fist to Diamond's limp body. She jumps off the turnbuckle, pointing her fist laced with Boss Knuckle down at Diamond, but Diamond's moves, and Scootaloo's fist crashes into the mat-

Ahuizotl: And Diamond avoids, causing Scootaloo to have disastrous results!

Whooves: That's one of the disadvantages of being a high flyer. When you connect, your moves look amazing, but when you miss, you're only doing damage to yourself.

-Diamond claws at Scootaloo's fist as she is able to get the Boss Knuckles off of her. She then throws them aside-

Diamond: I'm not going to use those! I promised Turf there wouldn't be any blood on her Boss Knuckles by the end of tonight! -Diamond spits on Scootaloo, the crowd booing as she leaves the ring to pick up a leftover steel chair-

Ahuizotl: Of COURSE she spits on her...this girl has no respect for anybody!

-Diamond brings the chair into the ring. She lifts it up over Scootaloo's head, but Scootaloo doesn't allow it to be used on her as she springs up and hits the chair with a Front dropkick, causing it to bounce against Diamond's head-

-The referee immediately gets on the mat and checks for blood-

Whooves: Scootaloo may have one already! Diamond's mouth may have been her ultimate downfall!

-The referee signals that there's no blood. Scootaloo shakes her head-

Ahuizotl: I don't think Scootaloo minds that she didn't pick up the win right there. She would love to beat up on Diamond all night if she can!

-Scootaloo picks up Diamond while she holds the chair and gives both the object and her opponent a scoop slam at the same time, Diamond's back hitting against the steel on the way to the mat-

Ahuizotl: Innovative! It won't make Diamond bleed, but any punishment is a blessing at this point.

-6 minutes later-

-After the referee is knocked to the mat after a collision with Diamond, Scootaloo exacts some more abuse to Diamond before she turns her attention to the turnbuckle cover. She loosens the strings on the pad, throwing the turnbuckle pad to the outside, unveiling the steel that lies beneath-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo can do some SERIOUS damage now that the turnbuckle padding has been disposed of.

Whooves: That is some hard metal right there, at least that's what I've heard. I've never actually experienced it myself...Diamond might be about to experience it, though!

-The crowd begins booing as Silver Spoon runs down the ramp and jumps on the apron-

Whooves: Oh, come on! I knew this wouldn't stay fair for long!

-Scootaloo disposes of Silver Spoon, quickly, knocking her off the apron, but when she turns around, Diamond Tiara is waiting for her, striking with the Diamond Cutter!-

Ahuizotl: NO! Oh no!

Whooves: Scootaloo was distracted by the sudden interference of Silver Spoon!

-The crowd is booing furiously as Turf comes down to ringside as well, picking Silver Spoon up-

Ahuizotl: And here comes Turf, now! This isn't right! It's no disqualification I know, but this is despicable!

Whooves: Well, The Mean Girls are despicable girls...none of this is out of their realm!

-Diamond gets on her knees, beckoning her besties into the ring with an evil grin-

Ahuizotl: With these three working together, it won't be long until Scootaloo's face is covered in her own blood!

-Silver Spoon and Turf enter the ring, beating up on Scootaloo as Diamond rolls out from under the bottom rope-

Ahuizotl: And now the beatdown begins! This leaves such an awful taste in my mouth!

-Diamond slaps the timekeeper out of his chair, grabbing the ring bell next to him-

Whooves: I could make a bad pun about what Diamond is planning to do with that, but now's not the time…

Ahuizotl: No, now's the time for Scootaloo to fight back! We know she can do it! She's fought off the Mean Girls before! One more time, Scootaloo! ONE MORE TIME!

-Diamond re-enters the ring, ordering Turf and Silver Spoon to pick Scootaloo up. They do so, each holding an arm of hers as Diamond stands in front of her. Diamond raises the ring bell and charges, slamming it into Scootaloo's forehead-

Ahuizotl: AHHH! The blunt force of the ring bell could leave Scootaloo a bloody mess!

Whooves: The referee is knocked out, though, so he can't check!

-Once the three realize Scootaloo isn't bleeding anyway, Turf and Silver Spoon throw her to the floor in frustration. Diamond screams and throws the ring bell to her side-

Ahuizotl: Keep fighting, Scoots! Do it for Rainbow Dash! For Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle!

Whooves: Diamond's remorseless! There's only so much a human being can take, and Scootaloo may be coming close to such limits….

Crowd: LET'S GO SCOO-TA-LOO! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO SCOO-TA-LOO! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO SCOO-TA-LOO! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: Listen to the fans! Fight back! FIGHT BACK!

Turf: SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU HOMOS SHUT UP!

-Diamond flips off all of the fans, getting rocked by an Enziguri when she turns around, the crowd cheering-

Whooves: Here so goes! Scootaloo isn't going down without a fight!

-Turf and Silver Spoon immediately pounce on Scootaloo as Diamond falls to the mat-

Ahuizotl: We know she can do it! 2-on-1 is just a bit better odds!

-The crowd explodes as we get a shot of Berry Punch and Maud sprinting down the ramp-

Whooves: There's even better odds now! It's going to be 3-on-3!

-Maud and Berry slide into the ring, knocking Silver Spoon and Turf off of their friend. Berry throws Turf into the corner and elbows her until she's in a seated position. She then stomps a sandcastle in her ass as Maud tries to attempt to hit Silver Spoon with The Schist. Silver Spoon rakes the eyes of Maud and levels her with her Tainted Silver DDT.

Berry turns around and is kicked in the gut by Silver Spoon, who tries to hit the same DDT on her. Berry breaks out of it and gives Silver her own kick to the gut. She then tries to plant her with the Bar Tab, but Silver Spoon pushes her away.

As Berry is pushed away, she stops dead in her tracks as she notices Diamond jumping at her, ring bell in hand. Berry averts the attack and Diamond winds up slamming the ring bell into Silver Spoon's forehead-

Ahuizotl: OH! WHAT A WICKED SHOT WITH THE RING BELL!

-Diamond's jaw drops as she falls to the mat. She looks down at her friend as blood begins pouring out of her skull-

Whooves: Silver Spoon's bleeding! That doesn't matter, though! It has to be either Diamond or Scootaloo's blood that is spilt for us to move onto the next fall!

-Diamond bangs her fists on the mat, tossing Maud out of the ring and going over to the corner to help Turf up. Turf collects herself and exits the ring to take care of Maud, but she is stopped by a vicious chair shot, orchestrated by Berry!-

Ahuizotl: OH! Berry found the chair on the outside! Now she's pummeling Turf with it!

Whooves: This is turning quite chaotic! Discord would be proud!

-Berry takes both herself and the chair into the ring as Diamond picks Scootaloo back up off of the mat. She cranes her neck for another Diamond Cutter, but similar to Berry and Silver Spoon, Scootaloo pushes Diamond away. Berry takes this time to swing the chair directly at Diamond, trying to draw blood, but Diamond instinctively falls to the mat, as the chair makes contact with Scootaloo's skull!-

Ahuizotl: AH THE CRACK OF THAT CHAIR! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

Whooves: What a horrible occurrence! And here comes the referee...

-The referee slowly raises to his knees, looking over at Scootaloo, who is on her side looking at him, a stream of blood trickling down her forehead. He calls for the bell as the crowd can't believe it, and neither can Berry-

Ahuizotl: NO! DAMMIT! The referee didn't see WHAT made her bleed!

Madden: The winner of the second faaall...DIIIIAMOND...TIIIIARAAAA! The third, and final fall, will be...an IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...QUIIIIIT MATCH!

-Berry drops to her knees, shaking Scootaloo with a shocked look on her face-

Whooves: How crestfallen must Berry Punch feel? She was aiming for Diamond Tiara, but she instead got her good friend, Scootaloo….

Ahuizotl: And just to clear things up, it IS your opponent that is supposed to make you bleed, but if the referee is down, and can't see what's happening, he normally would simply assume that's the way it went down, but it went down differently here...it's tragic...and now we're tied...both competitors have one fall apiece to their credit. This will be the deciding fall. But how grueling will it be for either of these competitors to beat the other down SO badly, that they have no choice but to say "I Quit"?

Whooves: -as the referee scrounges up a microphone from ringside- Whoever wins the I Quit match will have the distinction of a true warrior! We over at Sublime have Commander Hurricane, but you have to be some kind of dedicated to threaten your opponent with so much violence that they can't help but say I Quit!

Berry: Are you okay, Scoots?! I'm so sorry! I fucked up, I fucked up big ti- -Berry is knocked to the mat as Diamond whacks her in the back of the head with the ring bell-

Ahuizotl: What kind of heartless wench is Diamond Tiara?! Berry was apologizing for costing her the second fall, and Diamond has the audacity to strike her from behind?!

Whooves: I'm not condoning it at all, but with Berry out of the way and Maud still on the outside, Diamond Tiara has the free will to do whatever she wants to Scootaloo now! She's as vulnerable as she can be!

-Diamond has a malicious grin on her face as she drops down next to Scootaloo and beats on her open forehead wound. She looks at the blood on her fist, and raises it to her mouth, giving her fist a swift and solid lick-

Whooves: Eughhhh…..I don't know about that….

Ahuizotl: She said she wanted to be Satan...I can't think of anything more Satanic than tasting the blood of your fallen foe!

Crowd: YOU ARE FUCKED UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* YOU ARE FUCKED UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* YOU ARE FUCKED UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Diamond: -grabbing the mic out of the ref's hand- If you don't quit Scootaloo...YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO'S FUCKED UP! BY ME! QUIT! -She puts the mic to Scootaloo's mouth-

Ahuizotl: No….don't….

Scootaloo: No….

-Diamond shrieks, as she begins banging the microphone off of Scootaloo's head-

Diamond: YOU'D BETTER QUIT! DON'T BE IGNORANT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE! -She presents the mic to Scootaloo's mouth again-

Scootaloo: I'm not gonna quit! Too many people are counting on m- -Diamond cracks the mic against her skull one more time-

Diamond: SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SOB STORY! YOU'RE GOING TO LET ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE DOWN! -She turns to Turf, who is being helped up by a bloody Silver Spoon on the outside- You two! Get a table set up!

Whooves: We forgot how detrimental Turf and Silver Spoon could be in this match...while Diamond does the damage to Scootaloo, Turf and Silver Spoon can prepare any type of environment she wants!

-Turf and Silver Spoon stumble over to the announce table, grabbing a table out from under the apron.

Meanwhile, Diamond rams Scootaloo's head into the exposed turnbuckle. She calls the referee over, turning Scootaloo around and placing a hand on her chin, forcefully pressing her up against the turnbuckle-

Diamond: Look at how much you're bleeding….I'VE TASTED YOUR BLOOD! I don't want to have to do that again…-through clenched teeth- QUIT!

Scootaloo: I'll...I'll never quit! Not to you….not to anybody!

-Scootaloo slaps Diamond in the face, sending her back a few feet, the crowd having something to cheer for once again. Scootaloo runs at Diamond and brings her to the mat with Stunted Growth-

Ahuizotl: It's not that easy, Diamond!

-Meanwhile, on the outside, Turf and Silver Spoon have set up a table. Silver Spoon turns towards the announce table, but she gets a big surprise as Berry jumps off of it and sends her to the floor with a Uol Zseht Press-

Whooves: Berry had been waiting to jump off of our announce table for a little bit! Now she's raining punch after punch down on Silver Spoon!

-Turf grabs Berry and pulls her off of Silver Spoon. She begins running with her, launching her into the ringpost, but Maud appears from around the corner and blocks Berry's potential harm. Maud shoves Berry to the side and grabs Turf, throwing her into the ringpost with a Belly to Belly suplex!-

Ahuizotl: The strength of Maud sends Turf over her shoulder and the small of her back into the ringpost!

Crowd: MAUD! MAUD! MAUD! MAUD! MAUD! MAUD! MAUD! MAUD!

Maud: It was nothing really…. -Maud picks up Silver Spoon and does the same, executing a Belly to Belly suplex on her. Silver Spoon's back land on top of Turf-

Ahuizotl: She's piling the Mean Girls up like cordwood!

Berry: Those dumb broads wanna set up a table? Well let's up the ante!

-Maud nods, and pulls out another table from under the ring with the help of Berry. The crowd cheers as they work together to stack this new table on top of the other one-

Whooves: Table for two! Or more so...two tables. You spoke of cordwood? Well, here's more traditional wood!

Ahuizotl: I don't know what they're planning, but I have a feeling it's for Diamond Tiara!

Maud: There's too much wood here. -Maud pulls out a giant ladder from under the ring, the crowd rising in its cheers- This should even things out.

-Berry smiles, patting Maud on the shoulder-

Ahuizotl: This is one HUGE ladder! Oh man…

-Maud sets up the ladder to the side of the stacked tables, for later use-

-7 minutes later- (30:00)

-Diamond swings a kendo stick at Scootaloo, but Scootaloo ducks and takes Diamond down with an inverted DDT. She then turns her over on her back and locks her into the bow and arrow, driving her knees into Diamond's back-

Ahuizotl: The dreaded bow and arrow!

Whooves: It's such an excruciating submission hold! Diamond can't tap out to it, but it can definitely make her quit!

-Diamond holds onto her legs with one hand and picks up the kendo stick whilst continuing the hold with the other hand. She rubs the weapon into Diamond's chin, making the hold even more devastating as Diamond screams. The referee gets on his knees-

Referee: Diamond! Do you want to quit?

Diamond: AAAAAAHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Scootaloo: She has to sooner or later! -she doesn't let the hold go-

Ahuizotl: How much longer can Diamond last in this innovative bow and arrow?!

-Throughout the 3rd fall, Turf and Silver Spoon have been brawling with Berry and Maud on the outside, having their own match within a match. For a split second, Turf and Spoon are able to get away from their oppressors and enter the ring. They force Scootaloo to release the hold by attacking her, the crowd absolutely despising such a move-

Whooves: Scootaloo had to be on the verge of victory!

Ahuizotl: Berry and Maud are down! Scootaloo is on her own for now!

-Turf picks Scootaloo up, executing Turf Burn on her as the crowd chants "Nay." Diamond then gestures to Silver Spoon's trunks. Silver Spoon gasps and smirks, reaching in the side of her trunks and pulling out…-

Ahuizotl: Are...are you kidding me? Those...those are HANDCUFFS!

Whooves: How long must have Diamond Tiara been waiting to introduce handcuffs to this match?!

-Diamond cackles, grabbing Scootaloo's hands and placing them over the top rope. Silver Spoon does the honors by locking in the handcuffs thoroughly. She then holds up the key to the crowd with a huge smirk-

Silver Spoon: It's OVER! -She puts the key back in her trunks as Turf picks up the kendo stick. The crowd is furiously cheering for Maud and Berry to get up-

Ahuizotl: Yes! Please, girls! Get up! Scootaloo's handcuffed!

Whooves: I...I never thought Diamond and her friends would have thought this out so well! Scootaloo could be moments away from quitting!

-Diamond takes the mic from the ref, getting in Scootaloo's face-

Diamond: This is exactly how I pictured this...I have you bent at my will...this is where it all ends, Scootaloo! You've wound up just like your daddy…-Scootaloo's eyes bulge, and she begins seething- Yeah! Yeah I know all about that! He's a drunk! He beat your slutty mother up, and then he wound up in handcuffs...just like this….-Diamond rubs on one of the handcuffs-

Scootaloo: SHUT UP! YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! -Is silenced by Turf striking the kendo stick against her abdomen-

Diamond: You're a piece of trash...just like your old man….this is the greatest moment of my life! And I want you to make it even greater…-she grabs onto Scootaloo's chin with a hand, forcing her to look directly in her eyes- Everyone gets how resilient you are...we all see how much punishment you're willing to take to humble me...but just admit it! I'm better than you! You're going to say I Quit, and then you're going to admit than I am better than you! Because I'm DIAMOND TIARA...AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WA- -Scootaloo lobs a bloody spitball into Diamond's face, making her head rear back in disgust-

Ahuizotl: SCOOTALOO! DEFIANT TILL THE VERY END!

Whooves: That defiance is about to be her downfall….

Diamond: SCREW YOU! HIT HER! HIT HER AND KEEP HITTING HER! I WANT HER SKIN TO DRY UP FROM ALL THE ABUSE! DO IT!

-Turf flips the kendo stick around in her hand, rearing back and cracking it against Scootaloo's ribs, Scootaloo screaming in agony-

Diamond: AGAIN! DON'T STOP!

-Turf swings repeatedly, switching the target to a different side with each swing. She finally knocks the kendo stick against Scootaloo's head, forcing her to slouch a bit as she closes her eyes-

Ahuizotl: I can't watch this…

Whooves: Please give up, Scootaloo! We all respect you for fighting through the pain, but you have to think about your physical well-being!

Diamond: GIVE UP YOU STUBBORN FOOL! GIVE UP! -She puts the mic up to Scootaloo, but gets no response-

Whooves: She can't quit...she's knocked out….

-The crowd is completely silent. We hear slight breaths from the mic, and then miraculously-

Scootaloo: -in a whisper- ….No…...you'll….have to...kill meee….. -the crowd lights up in response-

Whooves: Scootaloo...no….

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo won't die, though! She can't be killed!

-Diamond throws a tantrum as Scootaloo opens her eyes and kicks her assailants, Turf and Silver Spoon away. Turf tries to knock her with the kendo stick again but Scootaloo hits her in the face with her boot. The crowd cheers loudly as Maud pulls Turf's feet out from under her outside of the ring, and then pulls her out to where she is-

Ahuizotl: Maud's back! Scootaloo doesn't have to worry!

Diamond: Silver Spoon! Help her! -Diamond screams and runs to a corner as Berry surprises her. Silver Spoon takes the bullet but winds up on the mat after getting hit with a Bar Tab. Diamond tries to take advantage but she too is laid out with the Bar Tab!-

Whooves: If it wasn't for such superb backup, I'd have to think that Scootaloo would be done for!

Ahuizotl: When you need a friend, they'll be there for you!

-Berry reaches her hand in Silver Spoon's trunks, looking out at the crowd as they whistle-

Berry: Hey, don't get any weird ideas! I don't want no damn diseases! -After a few seconds, her hand emerges with…-

Ahuizotl: The key! Berry's got the key! Hallelujah!

-Berry wastes no time getting the handcuffs off of Scootaloo. Scootaloo is in no condition to thank her as she falls over, flat on the mat-

Whooves: She survived….it's incredible, but she can't even stand!

Ahuizotl: Those ropes were the only thing holding her up, and now everybody but Berry and Maud, the cavalry, are down!

-Maud enters the ring, and for the first time, we see the look of worry on her face-

Berry: She'll be alright. Listen, Maud...we don't need to worry about the head cunt doing anymore damage. So while she's out, we need to take the other two out of commission...for GOOD.

-Maud looks at Scootaloo with saddened eyes, but nods-

Maud: I understand. She looks outside of the ring, where Turf and Silver Spoon are both climbing up a single side of the ladder that was set up earlier. Berry follows her eyes-

Berry: Well I'll be a son of a...come on!

Ahuizotl: We forgot about the ladder!

Whooves: And the tables right by them, too! These four fought everywhere around ringside, but that ladder and those two tables haven't been touched since they were put up!

Ahuizotl: It seems that's about to change, though…

Turf: -on top of the ladder- Go...go find somewhere else to hide!

-Silver Spoon can barely stay on the ladder as it is. She needs to grab an arm of Turf just to hold on. Turf becomes frantic as Berry and Maud approach the ladder and begin climbing up one side of it, as well-

Turf: OH SHIT! SPOON! WE HAVE TO FIGHT!

Silver Spoon: -clearly woozy after so much blood loss- Shouldn't we just...run?

Turf: NO, DAMMIT! WE CAN TAKE THEM OUT NOW, COME ON! THEN WE CAN GO FINISH OFF SCOOTAL-

Berry: Hey there, assholes!

Turf: FUCK YOU! THIS WAS OUR LADDER FIRST! -She throws a bunch, but Berry catches her fist. Maud then strikes forward with a headbutt, almost knocking the battle-torn Turf off the ladder, but Silver Spoon keeps her afloat-

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: As Scootaloo and Diamond catch their breath in the ring, the spotlight is on these four women, their careers dangling above a 20 foot high ladder!

Whooves: Which one of them will survive, if any?!

-Turf reaches in the back of her own trunks, pulling out her Boss Knuckles which she had collected when she first entered the fray long ago. Before she can slip them on, Berry grabs them away and throws them down to the floor, leaving Turf overwhelmed. She can do nothing but scream-

Ahuizotl: That may have been Turf's saving grace, but now the Boss Knuckles have been disposed off!

-As Turf and Silver Spoon look down at the fallen weapon, Berry and Maud cross their arms over to their side of the ladder, grabbing a handful of tights and lifting them over their heads. The crowd anticipates something memorable-

Ahuizotl: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIIIIIIIT! -Berry and Maud suplex Turf and Silver Spoon respectively off of the 20 foot ladder, all four competitors falling and crashing through the stacked tables below- OH GOOOOOOOOOOOD! OH JESUS!

Whooves: INSANE! INSANE FALL! DISASTROUS RESULTS FOR ALL PARTIES INVOLVED!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Ahuizotl: BERRY AND MAUD TOOK ONE FROM THE TEAM! I can't see either Turf or Silver Spoon making their presence known for the rest of this match!

Whooves: Same for Berry and Maud, though! All four of those ladies are OUT! Commendable action, though!

-5 minutes later-

-As their partners are still down outside the ring, none having moved even a muscle, Scootaloo and Diamond have since regained their composure. Their attacks are slow, but they are both so battered that even the weakest of punches will help-

Ahuizotl: Combined with all three falls, we're about to pass the 40 minute mark of this match!

Whooves: That makes this the longest match in EWF history...bravo, girls! You know how to destroy your bodies like no other!

-Scootaloo brings a set of steel steps in the ring as Diamond is reeling. As Diamond gets up, Scootaloo smashes the steps into her head-

Whooves: I've never seen a match so brutal in all my life...it HAS to be over soon!

-Scootaloo drops the steps, falling onto them and taking another breather. She looks at Diamond and we see a crazy look in her eyes. With help from the ropes, she is able to pull herself back up. She is somehow able to pick up the steps again, and with not much left, slam them into Diamond's legs. Diamond jolts up, wincing and howling-

Ahuizotl: Diamond's legs were damaged during the Pole match, and now Scootaloo is looking to take them out completely!

Whooves: She can go as far as she wants! Turf and Silver Spoon are incapacitated, they can't stop her! Other than them, Diamond has no allies! Everybody wants to see this happen to her!

-Scootaloo pauses, picking up a steel chair and hitting it against the top of the steps (Diamond is on her belly as this all happens, by the way, not her back.) Diamond screams louder and louder with each steel chair shot-

Ahuizotl: That has to be HELL for Diamond! Her legs could be crushed! I can't feel bad for her, though….she had this all coming.

Whooves: Saying I Quit will make it all stop.

-Speaking of which, Scootaloo gives the referee to okay to ask her-

Ref: Diamond...do you want to quit?

Diamond: N...no! The pain will be worth it to see you squirm in the end!

Scootaloo: -grabbing the mic- The end is not far off, Diamond...but it's YOUR end, not mine! -The crowd cheers as she gives the mic back to the ref. Scootaloo then exits the ring, taking apart the other set of steel steps and placing them in the ring. She slides in through the bottom rope and smirks as Diamond tries to crawl out from under the steps, but can't because they weigh too much-

Scootaloo: I don't think you're struggling hard enough….-she picks up the other set of steps and sets it atop the already massive pile of steel weighing down Diamond's legs. Diamond screams at the top of her lungs, tears running down her face-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo is intent on crippling this girl!

Whooves: She has to say I Quit if she wants out of this madness!

Diamond: LET ME OUT! PLEASE!

Scootaloo: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!

Diamond: NO! I WON'T SAY THAT! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND IF YOU THINK I WILL!

-Scootaloo sits down in front of Diamond, her legs crossed, staring into her soul, but also thinking what she could do next. Diamond growls at her from under the stairs, trying to grab her, but she just can't reach-

Ahuizotl: Diamond has nowhere to run, no one to turn to! Scootaloo has all the time she wants to ponder.

-Scootaloo looks around, something going off in her head as she gets up. She gives a glance at Diamond, and then leaves the ring. Diamond buries her face in the mat, almost as if she's accepting her fate.

Scootaloo goes over to the timekeeper, where Diamond's tiara is being held. She picks it up, cradling it in her arms and poking at the edges of the brim-

Whooves: Uh oh...Scootaloo's got Diamond Tiara's most prized possession!

Ahuizotl: That tiara that she cares so much about...could that be the key to Diamond's demise here tonight?

-Scootaloo gets back into the ring, tapping Diamond on the back-

Diamond: What do you want…? -she lifts her head up, gasping at the sight of her precious tiara in the hands of Scootaloo- PUT THAT DOWN YOU BULLY!

Scootaloo: Hoho! I'M the bully? Pot calling the kettle black, huh?

Diamond: PUT IT DOWN, PLEASE!

Scootaloo: Oh alllllright. -Scootaloo lays the tiara on the ground, causing Diamond's tears to lessen- You want it?

Diamond: YES! YES! GIVE IT TO ME!

Scootaloo: What's the magic words?

Diamond: Magic wo-...no….NO! I'M NOT GOING TO QUIT! GIVE ME MY TIARA BACK!

Scootaloo: -shrugs- I guess just like you...your tiara can go to hell! -Scootaloo picks up the steel chair, and bumps it against the top of the tiara-

Diamond: NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

Scootaloo: SAY IT! SAY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! -The referee gets on the mat-

Diamond: I….I…-snot begins running down her nose. Scootaloo raises the chair into the air, the crowd yelling "YAY" in the background- I quiiiiiiit! I quiiiiiiiiiiiiit! I quit…-the cheers of the crowd reach a climax as Scootaloo drops the chair to the ground, resting on the middle rope-

Ahuizotl: SHE DID IT! IT'S OVER!

Whooves: Diamond Tiara...said I...QUIT!

Madden: HERE IS YOOOUUUR WINNERRRRR...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOO!

-Diamond puts her head to the mat, trying to reach her tiara desperately, but to no avail-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo had been using violence all match long! It turned out all she had to do to get Diamond Tiara to reach her breaking point, was to hit her where it hurt the most...in the heart!

Whooves: I would've never guessed she even had a heart, but I guess that tiara really does mean the world to her….

-Scootaloo is helped up by the referee, who brings her to the middle of the ring and raises her hand. Scootaloo collapses onto the steel steps, but Diamond doesn't scream...she can scream no longer. Scootaloo takes a seat on the steel steps, rubbing the blood out of her eyes and looking out into the crowd-

Ahuizotl: These two women….c-can we even call them women now? They are WARRIORS! GLADIATORS! No matter if you love the one, but despise the other, you have to respect them both now! Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo shed blood, sweat, and tears for over 40 minutes! Their contribution to our business here tonight, is sorely appreciated.

Whooves: And that contribution was more than just intense entertainment. Those two may loathe each other, but they have worked together to remind everybody else what we here at the EWF already know...that professional wrestling is the greatest sport in the world. Showcasing passion, resilience, and courage, Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo left it all on the line here tonight, for the sole purpose of giving others something to believe in!

Ahuizotl: They weren't fighting for a championship, but we can no longer deny it...they both have the HEARTS of champions! One of those hearts may be filled with conceit, but there's a beating heart inside the body of that woman...that's right. Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo tonight...became WOMEN. They are no longer girls. We just witnessed their transformation!

Whooves: Diamond Tiara was downright malicious and heartless in her attacks tonight...but Scootaloo showed those same intentions, and there's nothing wrong with that. You HAVE to act like an uncontrollable beast in these types of matches, or else you're doomed!

Ahuizotl: Would you have believed it if I told you Scootaloo was just a bit more cruel and remorseless? More than the Queen of Mean, Diamond Tiara? I wouldn't have! Like you said, though, it was a MUST.

-Back inside the ring, rising from the dead are Maud and Berry Punch, as they share a hug with their pal Scootaloo. The entire crowd begins assimilating to their feet in thunderous applause-

Ahuizotl: And how could we forget Maud and Berry Punch? If it weren't for them, the Mean Girls would have picked Scootaloo apart piece by piece, and this match would've turned out so much different!

Whooves: They sacrificed themselves to in turn, get rid of Silver Spoon and Turf, and because of that, it was finally a fair fight, and Scootaloo rose to the occasion!

-They replay all of the crazy spots from the match-

Ahuizotl: That hellacious fall off of a 20 foot ladder, turned out to be the saving grace for Scootaloo here tonight, as she is the one that's standing after this hellacious contest….bloodied and battered, but a survivor!

-Scootaloo crawls over to Diamond. Maud picks up the tiara and hands it to Scootaloo, who places it on top of Diamond's head-

Ahuizotl: That's how you know you've conquered your opponent, when you're the one that places their jewelry on them.

-Berry and Maud exit the ring with Scootaloo, who they must support back to the locker room by placing one of her arms around each of their shoulders. Scootaloo's feet are dragging on the ground as the fans continue to clap, out of respect for not Scootaloo herself, but everybody involved in this match. Diamond sulks in the ring, as the referee begins to free her legs from their steel prison. Silver Spoon and Turf are also tended to on the outside-

-We get a promo for some EWF merchandise, and not the knockoff kind, before we cut back to the live feed. Scootaloo, Maud, and Berry have made it backstage, Scootaloo now able to walk on her own two feet, but only slightly. The three friends are surrounded by superstars, mostly Lunacy ones on both sides that are clapping and giving praise to the three athletes after their tremendous effort out there-

Damien Sandow: An impeccable aria you just performed out there. Masterful job.

Lyra: Me and Bon Bon aren't going to be able to top that!

Rarity: You were MARVELOUS, darling!

-Scootaloo's jaw drops as she meets Rainbow Dash at the end of the tunnel of wrestlers. She embraces her hero immediately-

Dash: I knew you could do it! You stole the show! Everyone is so proud!

"Including me…."

Scootaloo: Mr. Rich…-smiles- Thank you...thank you so much, sir!

Filthy Rich: No, Scootaloo...thank YOU. -shakes her hand- That was the most impressive display this company has seen so far...I truly mean that. Spectacular! I cannot describe what an impression you have left on me, the locker room, and most of all, the EWF fans after tonight's victory.

Scootaloo: And I don't plan on stopping there...by the next Pay Per View, I'm going to be the Crater Chick champion! -the fans in the arena and the roster of wrestlers cheer-

Mr. Rich: You most certainly deserve it. I wish you nothing but the best!

Scootaloo: Thank you once again si- -Scootaloo slows down her hand shaking as she turns her head, her smile slowly getting bigger as she is nearly tackled by her best friends, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle-

Rainbow: -laughs- Easy, easy girls! She just had the match of her life.

Sweetie Belle: -squees- We just wanted to hop on the congratulation bandwagon!

Apple Bloom: You made us so proud out there, Scoots! We never stopped believing in you!

-Scootaloo doesn't know what to say. She simply decides to enjoy the warm embrace of her best friends, soaking in the admiration of all of her peers. She begins crying as she tightens her hug, causing Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle to cry as well-

-Meanwhile, while this wonderful reunion is going on, down the hall is Silver Shill and NION Lights, all three men watching the scene transpire with big smiles on their faces-

Neon Lights: Awww man! Who's been choppin' onions in here? Damn! -sniffles-

Silver: It's quite an emotional scene back here at Frontline, as I'm standing by with the two men who up next, are looking to snuff out the Era of Enlightenment that began last month at Final Reckoning, when Bill Nyeker recruited the men who later became known as Xavier Kendrick, and Dwight Dawson. Neon, Zema, what are your thoughts?

Neon: Our thoughts? Me and Z already can't take these guys seriously, none of 'em! They take 15 minutes of TV time to awkwardly re-introduce themselves under a new identity, and then they come out later in the night, after me and Z proved our DOMINANCE in a tables match might I add, and then Chubbles the Ex-Clown and the Wanna-Bee Gee make a statement by SLAMMING us through some tables.

DJ Z: -shaking his head- Ya know, for being so smart, they sure picked the wrong bros to try and make a statement out of. That's right, I said TRY, because ya didn't get the job done! We're still right here!

Neon: But, Z! They MUST be smart! After all, they did what they should've done and ran after drive-bying us...they ran and they HID, and they haven't come out of hiding since...until tonight, that is….

DJ Z: There-in lies the problem...they're coming out of hiding. While they were busy getting useless pep talks and probably some kind of Christening involving dusty dry-board erasers, me and Neon Lights were cashing checks and raising heck. We aren't going anywhere!

Neon: Here's an equation you and your instructor can understand...ah, crap, I didn't bring my prop glasses….hey yo, Silver, you mind?

Silver: Uhhh, sure go ahead!

-Neon borrows Silver's glasses, putting them on himself-

Neon: Oh man...I'm getting kind of dizzy…-he pushes them up using his index finger, imitating a wheezy voice- Weeeeeeell you seeeeeeeee...oh gosh this ain't gonna work out...here, you can have these back. -he gives Silver his glasses back-

DJ Z: Ha! Alright, I'll save your behind...the square root of Pi is 3.14...tonight, Dawson and Kendrick, and even their little phony professor..are going to be introduced to a new type of pi, and that's the humble kind, when we- -DJ Z is interrupted by Neon Light's infectious laughter- When we...was that good? -He doesn't get an answer, just more laughing as Neon drops to his knees, corpsing on live TV- Well damn, man! Ha...I guess it..BAHAHAAAA...I guess that one came out a lot lamer than it sounded in my head…

Silver: PFFFFT!

Neon: JEEEEZ!

DJ Z: Alright alright alright! Get up ma….HAHA! -Soon joins Neon on the floor- We're losing it! WE'RE LOSING IIIIIIIIIT HAHAHA! GET UP!

Silver: Sh…-can't stop snickering- Should we end this?

Neon: Noooo! Nono, we need to get our...our point across…-stands up- Get up, dude! -he gestures at DJ Z, who soon stands up- Mr. Nyeker, you need to understand that just because you slip some suits on some nobodies, doesn't make them almighty...we're going to prove that tonight, when we expose your new star students, AND you...as nothing more than star SCREWUPS.

DJ Z: Me and Neon Lights are gonna play the role of Janitors...and we're gonna CLEAN UP.

Neon: That ring is OUR classroom, and TONIGHT...you three are gonna DROP OUT. -smirks-

DJ Z: Alright, enough school puns, let's get out of here….later, Shill!

-Silver Shill rings goodbye, as we cut back to the arena. There is silence at first, but then there is the blaring of a school bell that wakes up the fans, causing them to break the silence by booing-

"CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS….IS IIIIIIIIIIN SESSION!" -Bill Nyeker appears on the stage, looking around at all of the EWF fans in attendance with a scowl-

Nyeker: My name is Mr. Bill Nyeker, and tonight, is the first step in erasing the plague that LIIINGERS about the EWF universe...I am a harbinger of knowledge, truth and all things upholding of glory, and about one calendar month ago I saw promise in two young men that were CAST OUT by society as rejects, as FREAKS! I saw potential in them for something much greater. Frontline will forever be remembered as the night that my true genius surfaced, and the night that ALL of you witnessed...the REBIRTH...of my two proteges…-the crowd boos- SILENCE! Let me introduce to you, the two young men that along with myself, will make DUNCES out of your idols, FALSE idols at that! My disciples of divinity...Xavier Kendrick, and Dwight...Dawson! -the crowd continues to boo as Mr. Nyeker's theme song plays again.

Kendrick and Dawson walk out onto stage wearing white button-up shirts with black ties and black slacks, with scowls to match Nyeker's, although Nyeker is smiling at this point as he meets with his pupils, shaking their hands-

Whooves: Well, I never thought those two could clean up so nicely!

Ahuizotl: That's about all they've got going for them these days...they associate themselves with a slimeball like Nyeker!

Madden: The following TAG TEAM contest, is scheduled for ONE FALL! Making their way to the ring...accompanied...by BIIIILL..NYEKER! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 568 POOOUNDS...XAAAAVIER KENDRICK, and DWIIIIGHT..DAWSOOON!

Whooves: You know, that suit looks a little bit too small on Dwight Dawson...it looks like it's about to rip!

Ahuizotl: I think any size suit would...Dwight is a straight up HOSS. 6'4, 347 pounds of lean mean muscle and girth. While Xavier Kendrick is 6'2, 221 pounds of agility and speed. I'm not saying Nyeker doesn't know how to pick them, he certainly has two potential stars on his hands, the track record of the men he picked just...doesn't really speak volumes about either of them.

Whooves: Neither does Nyeker's, but that is why he has assembled this little group. He wants to build Kendrick and Dawson up, make them something special.

Ahuizotl: Do you really buy into that? I think it's all for his own benefit!

Whooves: You might be right, but everybody needs a teacher, whether it be a literal or a figurative one. Someone they can look to take under their wing, make them more prominent, more whole.

Ahuizotl: Well, we'll see tonight if Nyeker's "teaching" has paid off, or if his "Era of Enlightenment" as he is calling it...is a dud.

-The lights go dark, except for the lone spotlight by the ramp, where smoke comes out of the ground, a mixtable soon rising, with DJ Z at the helm, earning cheers from the crowd-

DJ Z: Lunacy and Sublime faaaaaans REJOICE! For you, are now, in...THE MIX. With that young go-hard...D...JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Z! And now, I would like to introduce to you...THE MAN, along with THE OTHER MAN, me, who are both PROUD graduates...of the school of Hard Knocks, and who are about to share what we learned while there with the representatives from Men's Warehouse-you're missing the jacket, you DOUCHEBAGS! -the fans cheer, as Bill Nyeker is beside himself- Ladies and geeeentlemeeeeen...NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOON...LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHTS!

*It's been such a long time comin', I thought you'd understand…* -the crowd cheers as Neon Lights sprints out onto the ramp, meeting his fist with DJ Z's as he leaps off the podium. They walk to the ring shoulder-to-shoulder, slapping hands with the fans-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 388 POOOOUNDS...NIIIIIOOOOON LIIIIIGHTS!

Ahuizotl: As they said in their backstage interview just a few moments ago, NION Lights have been lighting up the tag team division, while their opponents Dawson and Kendrick were…

Whooves: Likely strategizing for this match.

Ahuizotl: You call it strategizing, I'm calling it hiding. None-the-less, NION Lights has amassed quite the fan-base here in the EWF since standing up to EGO, and I'm sure they'll gain even more fans here tonight if they can shut up Bill Nyeker.

Whooves: But to do that, they'll have to beat Dawson and Kendrick. And yes, while their previous career work leaves much to be desired, we don't know what these men are capable of now. Because of that reason, we can't deem them "automatically beatable."

Ahuizotl: You're right. I'm not going to count them out...I just really what to see Nyeker get proven wrong.

-DJ Z and Neon Lights jump over the top rope and flip themselves into the ring. They point at their opponents who are backed into a corner by Nyeker as they both jump on the same turnbuckle and pose for the crowd, who cheer for them. We see them almost attack NION Lights, but they aren't quite able to as NION Lights jump off the turnbuckle in time-

Ahuizotl: They weren't sneaky enough! NION Lights sees what they were trying to do!

DJ Z: You feelin' froggy? Then JUMP, boys! -DJ Z circles his corner as Neon steps onto the apron. Bill Nyeker whispers to his students before leaving the ring, the bell then starting-

Match 7: NION Lights vs Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick w/ Bill Nyeker

-4 minutes later-

-DJ Z bounces off the ropes as Kendrick Irish whips him, DJ Z countering whatever Kendrick had planned by arm dragging him over to his corner. Kendrick looks dead ahead at DJ Z, reaching up his hand as Dwight Dawson slaps it, tagging himself in-

Whooves: And here comes the big man, the hulk known as Dwight Dawson!

-Dwight loosens his tie, throwing it out of the ring-

DJ Z: You'd better take off more than that bro, because I'll have you sweating buckets in no time!

-Dawson grunts, trying to grab hold of DJ Z but failing as he ducks. DJ Z hits Dawson with a forearm that does no damage. DJ Z shrugs, running off the ropes and attempting to knock Dawson down with a clothesline. His arm collides off of Dawson's chest, but he stands still.

Dawson pounds his chest, begging DJ Z to try again. DJ Z does so, hitting Dawson with another clothesline and doing no damage. DJ Z goes for one last clothesline, which Dawson tries to trick him with by leveling him with a clothesline of his own. DJ Z saw it coming, though, and he ducks the clothesline. He springboards off the middle rope and flies backwards, looking to knock the big man down with a Crossbody, but Dawson catches him-

Ahuizotl: The strength of Dwight Dawson is undeniable, but it's what he does what it that counts.

-Dawson toys with DJ Z, calmly walking over to each corner but the corner including Neon Lights, ramming DJ Z into it. He then tosses DJ Z behind my like a ragdoll with a Fallaway Slam, DJ Z's spine coils as Bill Nyeker claps on the outside-

Whooves: Well, he did THAT, and I'd say that counts for something. He just used DJ Z like he was a bloody toy!

-Dawson tags Kendrick in so he can have his own fun-

-8 minutes later-

-By now, Dwight Dawson has Neon Lights on the mat in a Rear Chinlock, and, as DJ Z predicted, Dawson is sweating profusely, his button-up shirt stained in the armpit region-

Ahuizotl: The force Dwight Dawson on the chin of Neon Lights must be excruciating!

-DJ Z stomps his foot on the ringposts, trying to rally the crowd behind Neon Lights. The crowd does so, and soon enough, Neon Lights is elbowing Dawson in the gut. He then attempts to escape by lifting the nearly 350 pound man with a suplex, but Dawson twists himself in mid-air and lands all of his weight on the body of Neon Lights!-

Whooves: AHHHHH! That's like a Monster Truck crushing a Hyundai Sonata!

-Dawson hooks the leg, Neon miraculously getting his shoulder up at 2 and a half. Nyeker still seems patient on the outside, but Dawson is getting noticeably frustrated-

-3 minutes later-

-After avoiding a Big Splash in the corner from Dawson, Neon Lights is now desperately crawling to his corner in an attempt to tag in DJ Z-

Crowd: NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS!

-Just before Neon can make the tag, Nyeker gets on the ring apron, distracting the referee-

Ahuizotl: Oh, get off the ring apron you DOLT!

-Neon does indeed touch the hand of DJ Z, causing him to rush the ring and taking Dawson down one his signatures, Gain Structure. Nyeker then gets off the apron as DJ Z goes for a pin. The referee turns around and is confused-

Referee: What are you doing? You weren't tagged in!

DJ Z: Aww come on, bro! I can't count on you to pay attention all the time!

Ahuizotl: Damn Bill Nyeker! This match could've been over!

Whooves: He is a crafty man, you have to give him that.

-As the ref and DJ Z argue, Nyeker hands Kendrick his yardstick, which he sneakily whacks against Neon Light's back in the ring as he attempts to get up-

Ahuizotl: OOOOHHH and to make it even worse, the illegal use of that ruler!

Whooves: It's a Yardstick, but I suppose that's just a British thing. Pardon me, then.

-Kendrick throws the weapon back to his teacher. He then blindsides DJ Z and throws him out out of the ring. He helps Dawson to his feet before leaving the ring himself.

Dawson pulls Neon Lights over to his corner, positioning himself on only the second rope. Kendrick tags himself in as Dawson jumps off, driving all his mass into the sternum of Neon Lights-

Ahuizotl: AH….what a Body Splash by that mammoth of a man!

-Dawson slides underneath the bottom rope as Kendrick picks Neon up, placing an arm around his neck and running both him and his opponent into a corner, flipping his feet onto the turnbuckle pad and then using it to backflip, driving Neon into the mat-

Whooves: I don't know what Kendrick calls that, but it is known in wrestling as Sliced Bread No. 2!

Ahuizotl: Whatever happened to number 1? Who knows….

-Kendrick makes the cover on Neon Lights, hooking his leg-

*1….2…-DJ Z tries to make the save...he has his upper body and arms in the ring, but he's just a bit too late...3!* -the crowd boos as Nyeker throws his arms up into the air. Kendrick has a sly smile on his face as he steps over Neon's body, while DJ Z frowns in dissatisfaction, bringing the rest of his body into the ring to begin to escort his partner out-

Madden: Here are YOUUUR WINNERRRRS...DWIIIGHT DAWSON...AAAAND XAAAAVIIIEEER..KEEENDRIIICK!

Ahuizotl: Okay...I'll admit it...the tactics were not something I'd root for, but it seems that for RIGHT NOW, Bill Nyeker has nurtured Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick into very intelligent competitors. Nyeker lead the way, though, distracting the referee as Neon Lights went to tag DJ Z, but yes...Kendrick got Neon Lights into a vulnerable state, and he and Dawson were able to isolate NION Lights from each other for much of this match.

Whooves: I'm never going to sing their praises, for like you, I prefer my wrestlers to have a bit more decency, but we didn't know going into this match how Dwight and Xavier were going to perform. The fans aren't happy with the outcome, and it looks like Bill Nyeker has completely corrupted their minds, but no matter what it took...no matter WHAT it took...Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick, for the first time in their careers...are WINNERS. And without Bill Nyeker, they wouldn't be able to say that.

Ahuizotl: -sighs- Yes, you're riiight. I just know this match would've went differently had Nyeker not stuck his nose into it. I guess he doesn't have as much faith in his new pupils as he claims…

Whooves: But they have faith in him, and that's what's going to lead them to the promiseland.

-As DJ Z and Neon Lights dejectedly make their way to the locker room as Bill Nyeker holds the arms of his prized students in the air, jumping up and down-

Nyeker: EUUUREEEEEEKAAAAA! I'VE SOLVED THE NEXT NUMERIC PHENOMENON! Dwight Dawson + Xavier Kendrick….= The rise of my RAPTURE! -Nyeker cackles like an actual mad scientist as Kendrick and Dawson lift him into the air-

Ahuizotl: Oh lord...now we're never going to hear the end of this…

-A promo for the Crater Chick championship tournament, which begins tomorrow night on Lunacy airs. Watch as 8 unique superstars all vie for the opportunity to become the brand new Crater Chick champion-

*Match 8 occurs, followed by a Gatorade commercial featuring Lightning Dust and Rainbow Dash* (cross-brand promotion YEEEEEEEEEEE)

*The sky turns to a different shade of blu-ueee…* -More like BOO, not blue ahahahahahahah anal-

Whooves: And here comes one of the most secure and protected men in all of the EWF...I would say even more so than both the Carnage and the World Brawler's champion!

Madden: The following contest...is a STREET FIGHT..and it is scheduuuled fooor ONE FAAALL! Making his way to the ring, from CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 244 POOOUNDS….SHIIIINING..ARMOOORRR!

Ahuizotl: That's likely very true. Even with Filthy Rich overseeing things, this man is still backed up by his girlfriend, who is the Eternal Women's champion, as well as the Executive Vice President of Whothehellcares, Star Swirlinaitis, and the General Manager of Lunacy, Luna.

Whooves: And because of the ties he has, he is able to get off scot free when he brutally attacks other wrestlers, driving their heads into car doors without any sort of mercy! That's the kind of stuff that boggles my mind.

Ahuizotl: He certainly has a lot to answer for...there have been rumors circling over Flash Sentry's condition coming off of last Monday night, but Shining is here to compete.

Whooves: Those don't look like clothes you would wear in a fight, though…

-Shining enters the ring to immense chants of "SHI-NING SUCKS," which he largely ignores. He takes the microphone from Madden and stands in the middle of the ring-

Ahuizotl: And it looks like the rotten bastard has something to say…

Shining: Please, please...I know I get women excited but all of you men should NOT be this pumped up to see me…-more boos- That's unnatural!

Crowd: SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Shining: Real mature...anyway, I'm not going to do that, because there's something you all should know. I didn't WANT to tell you this, because I could honestly care less that all of you are aware, but I figured it'd come best from my mouth…-smiles- Lately, there has been a lot of speculation about my good buddy Flash Sentry's health...after I slammed a door into his skull on Monday night! Hahaaaa! -boos- Oh come on! When you live that dangerously close to the edge, sooner or later you're going to get CUT! And I'M the buzzsaw that severed Flash….and now everybody is wondering if he'll even be able to compete tonight in our Street Fight. Well, I'm here to tell you, and I say this with a heavy heart...but Flash Sentry is NOT going to be competing tonight! -mega boos- In fact...he's not even in the building! And that's because I TOOK HIM OUT, and I LOVED DOING IT!

Crowd: YOU'RE A PU-SSY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* YOU'RE A PU-SSY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* YOU'RE A PU-SSY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Shining: Say what you will, but I'M the reason Flash isn't here, and I'd do it all again if I had the chance! Flash has a concussion right now...that's what happens when a car door collides with your head. Concussions are no joke, you can't come back from them that easily. And no matter how hard you rehab one, you will never be 100 percent after you've had a concussion. Basically, what I'm saying is that I have WOUNDED Flash Sentry….he will never be the same again! I stole his girl, and if I have the power to...I'm going to steal his CAREER. -boos- That's how you thin out the weak, and Flash is one VERY weak man...both mentally, and now PHYSICALLY as well...but look at me! I'm strong in EVERY way imaginable! I'm healthy! But most of all, I'm UNSTOPPABLE. Nobody can touch me! And if they try, I'll put them on the shelf, too! Now that we're aware that Flash isn't showing up...ring announcer, referee...you both have a different job. One of you raises my hand as the victor via FORFEIT…-boos- and the other tells it to the world! -Madden looks unsure- Do it! I'm here, Flash isn't! That means I WIN!

-The referee comes over as raises Shining Armor's hand, as he earns a huge smirk across his face-

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen...your winner by a forfeit...Shining Armor. -Shining cheers for himself as the crowd boos even more-

Ahuizotl: Ridiculous...he didn't do a damn thing!

Whooves: Except injure his opponent. In that regard, congratulations to Shining Armor, the world's biggest d-

Shining: So let Flash's swan song be a lesson to ANYBODY in the back that thinks I'm kidding around when I say that I…-on the titantron, the camera cuts to the parking lot as Shining continues to talk. A taxi cab rolls up to the arena- am the very best that this company has to offe-... -Shining ceases talking, looking at the titantron in both confusion and anger-

Whooves: The hell? Who is this interrupting Shining Armor?

-The door opens, the fans unloading the arena with cheers as Flash Sentry steps out, looking as deranged as ever-

Ahuizotl: OH MY GOD! IT'S FLASH SENTRY!

-Flash looks around the parking lot before walking with speed and purpose into the arena. The camera continues to follow Flash as he ventures around the arena. Shining, meanwhile has his hands on his head-

Shining: He's not here! There's no way! That's PHOTOSHOPPED!

-Flash suddenly finds the curtain. His music plays as he walks through it, Shining Armor and the fans losing their shit, both in different ways as Flash Sentry appears on the ramp-

Whooves: He's not photoshopped! That's Flash Sentry in the FLESH!

Ahuizotl: He might not be cleared by doctors, but he still decided he could at least make an appearance!

-Flash looks around at the crowd with a crazy look in his eye, walking down the ramp quickly before suddenly sprinting to the ring, Shining preparing himself-

Ahuizotl: Here he COOOOMES!

-Flash enters the ring, running at Shining and dodging his attack with the microphone. After bouncing off the ropes he tackles Shining with a running Crossbody, planting punch after punch on top of Shining. Shining soon pushes Flash away from him, causing him to get knocked into the ropes. Flash quickly recovers in time to pull down the top rope as Shining comes running at him, sending Shining collapsing to the floor-

Ahuizotl: And out goes Shining! Flash may have a concussion, but that doesn't mean he's entirely unable to kick some ass!

-Flash stands in the middle of the ring, contemplating if he she do any other damage-

Crowd: FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

-Flash grins at them, nodding his head as runs off the ropes-

Whooves: Oh no….we know you want to kill the man but you're gonna wind up killing yourself!

Ahuizotl: He doesn't care! He doesn't care at AAAAALL-

-Flash is about to soar out of the ring, but Shining moves out of the ring, leaving Flash to stop in his tracks. Shining jumps over the barricade, running as fast as he can through the crowd to escape his own menace-

Ahuizotl: And Shining...getting out of dodge as quick as he can.

Whooves: I want to see him get his comeuppance, but not at the price of Flash's health! Bide your time, Flash...you'll get your chance.

-Flash holds his head as he circles the ring, disappointed he couldn't get more of Shining. His music plays as the crowd cheers in admiration of Flash's brave trek out to the ring, despite his condition-

Ahuizotl: Mark my words...there is going to be a time, very soon, where Shining Armor is going to regret ever turning his back on his former best friend, Flash Sentry. And when that time comes, all of us, ESPECIALLY Flash...is going to revel in it!

-A promo for the Queen of the Scene tournament, which begins in June airs-

-The theme song of Lyra and Bon Bon plays, signifying the arrival of our next match-

Madden: The following TAG TEAM contest, is scheduleeeed fooor ONE FALLLL! Making their way to the ring, at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 265 POOOUUUNDS...LYYYYYRAAAA..AAAAAND BON BOOOON!

-The crowd cheers as their favorite lesbian lovers make their way down to the ring, holding hands as they use their other hands to slap the fans'-

Whooves: They love the same sex relationships here in the EWF!

Ahuizotl: Well, this is the only relationship of that kind around here, and that makes it even more special...these girls aren't only fighting for their love...they're fighting for redemption.

Whooves: That is true. If it wasn't for Amay Wythyst and her two esteemed followers, who distracted Lyra and Bon Bon in their two out of three falls match with then Chick Combo champions Turf and Silver Spoon, these young ladies could be the champions right now!

Ahuizotl: They had such great momentum going for them, but once Amay and her "family" showed up, it seemed like Lyra and Bon Bon's careers….kind of halted I suppose.

Whooves: It's almost like Amay got in their head. Every match either of them were in, the Wythyst Family were lurking around, waiting for a moment to strike more fear into the hearts of Lyra and Bon Bon.

Ahuizotl: Well, it's strange, because I don't think Lyra and Bon Bon were ever AFRAID of the Wythyst Family, I just think they were caught off guard.

Whooves: Well, afraid or not, Lyra and Bon Bon caught the Wythyst's off guard this past Monday, when they countered their initial attack, even planting the matriarch, Amay, into the floor with a Candy Wrapper!

Ahuizotl: Amay and Harper and Rowan have certainly brought the best out of Lyra and Bon Bon. We've never seen them this focused before!

Whooves: They aren't going to be stepping stones or launching pads for these weirdos. And yes, they ARE weirdos!

-Lyra and Bon Bon climb onto the apron, setting up for their usual entrance. As they begin shaking their butts, CREEPY PIANO KEYS sound off-

*DEH!*

Whooves: -as the fans erupt into cheers- Oh bollocks….

-On the titantron we see a lantern being lit by the one and only Amay Wythyst. As the light gets brighter, Lucy Harper and Ericka Rowan in her eerie sheep mask appear beside her. Amay looks at the camera with a certain twinkle in her eyes-

Amay: ….We're here….-she blows out the lantern, as her and her family's theme song begins to play. The camera quickly shows the audience, many of them holding up their cellphones with their flashlight feature turned on.

-Out from the backstage area, Amay Wythyst walks out, lantern in hand as Ericka Rowan is barely shown behind her. Lucy Harper is even less noticeable on the other side of Amay.

Sooner or later, after the creepy and foreboding walk down the ramp, Amay sits in her rocking chair, looking on at the ring, rocking a few times before holding onto the bottom of the lantern and blowing it out, the lights immediately coming back on. The fans cheer at the spectacle as Rowan and Harper are already in the ring, standing side by side. Bon Bon and Lyra are outside the ring, safe for now-

Ahuizotl: So as Amay Wythyst looks on from her patented rocking chair...her family members...Ericka Rowan, and Lucy Harper, are set to wrestler their first match here in the Equestrian Wrestling Federation.

-Harper backs Rowan into their corner, which gives Rowan the signal to exit the ring, taking off her sheep mask and placing it on the steel stairs-

Whooves: It'll be interesting to see what these two will bring to the table. We know next to nothing about them besides the fact that they are devoted followers of Amay Wythyst.

Ahuizotl: And that they are bigger than the average woman...compared to the common female wrestlers here in the EWF, Harper and Rowan are GIANTS. I'd guess they weigh a combined total of 380 or so pounds...that's a lot bigger than the average female team, folks.

Whooves: All we've seen them do since arriving on the scene is follow Amay's orders, which includes taking out Twist on their very first night, and punishing Lyra and Bon Bon on multiple occasions.

Ahuizotl: And they seem to be pretty good at that...there's a reason why we haven't seen Twist in about a month. We're going to find out tonight what Amay has taught these two about the squared circle, though…

-Bon Bon climbs up the steps, blowing a kiss to her girlfriend as she enters the ring. As she is stepping through the ropes, the bell is rung, and Lucy Harper runs over and kicks her in the gut, immediately pounding on her into the corner and then continuing to lash out at her back-

Match 10: Lyra & Bon Bon vs Ericka Rowan & Lucy Harper w/ Amay Wythyst

-10 seconds into the match and Lucy Harper is now throwing fierce right hands at Bon Bon, rattling her in the corner as she quickly gains the upper hand, loud smacks against Bon Bon's jaw being heard, making the crowd go "OHHH!"-

Whooves: These Wythysts sure don't play around...if they stay this dominate throughout, I don't think this is lasting too long!

-3 minutes later-

-Just as Bon Bon gets a little bit of momentum, Erick Rowan, who is now in the match RUNS OVER HER (figuratively speaking) with a massive shoulder block-

Ahuizotl: OHHHHH! Like a freight train! All the wind just got knocked out of Bon Bon!

-Rowan goes for an early pin, which Lyra breaks up by dropping an elbow across Rowan's back. She then begins headbutting the back of her head as Harper rushes the ring, snatching Lyra by the hair and kneeing her hard a few times before throwing her out through the middle rope-

Ahuizotl: And I thought that right there was very interesting: The headbutts delivered by Lyra. You wouldn't expect something like that out of her.

Whooves: Well, these Wythyst Family members act like...like caged ANIMALS! To combat them, you're going to have to fight just the same. Great strategy! It didn't last long, but Lyra has the right idea.

-Rowan is now back up, as she claws at the face of Bon Bon while the referee is admonishing Lyra on the outside. Harper walks around the ring in a daze, as Rowan DRAGS Bon Bon over to her corner BY HER CHIN-

Whooves: SEE? See? They're SAVAGES!

Ahuizotl: How the hell can you beat somebody that manhan-...I guess WOMANhandles in that case...you like that!

-Harper exits the ring as the referee begins his 5 count. Rowan backs up into Lyra's corner-

Harper: -while on the apron- Yeah, yeah, yeah...YEAH! -Rowan launches all her weight into Bon Bon's sternum as she crashes into her corner with a running bodyblock, Harper slapping the back of Rowan immediately on the impact-

Ahuizotl: OHHH! That's about 200 or so pounds being rammed into Bon Bon's chest….not good...not good AT ALL.

-5 minutes later-

-STILL in the match, Bon Bon moves out of the way as Rowan runs off the ropes and attempts to crush her with a Big Splash. Rowan lays on the mat in a heap as she holds her stomach, Bon Bon beginning the long crawl over to Lyra-

Whooves: Bon Bon NEEDS to tag out of this match! She NEEDS to! She's taken so much abuse from these two BRUTES Harper and Rowan!

-Just as Rowan collects her bearings, Bon Bon LEAPS out at Lyra's hand, making contact with it as the crowd replies in joy-

Ahuizotl: Sheeeee MAKES THE TAG! HERE COMES LYRA!

-Rowan tries to barrel through her like she's been done to Bon Bon all match, but Lyra counters by sending her shoulder through the middle rope. It knocks into Rowan's chest and renders her groggy. Lyra then flips herself over the top rope and Rowan's back, picking up the larger than average women and PLANTING her into the mat with a German suplex!-

*1….2….-Rowan kicks out at two and a half-

Ahuizotl: What INCREDIBLE strength by Lyra! I hate to keep repeating myself, but Rowan weighs probably 80 pounds MORE than her!

-4 minutes later-

-Lyra goes for the Corgscrew Neckbreaker, but Harper pushes her away and nails her with a huge Big Boot when she rebounds off the ropes, the crowd once again going "OHHH!"-

Ahuizotl: It's like every move Harper and Rowan make is high impact!

Whooves: It's like a miniature car wreck each time...that's not going to go over well on Lyra and Bon Bon's bodies…

-Harper goes for a cover, Bon Bon breaking it up in time. Rowan comes charging at her, but Bon Bon is prepared, catching her in the knee with both of her feet, Rowan's head being propelled into the middle turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: They've got the Wythyst Family reeling! I can't believe this!

-Harper comes from behind and dumps Bon Bon over the top rope. She turns around and is caught in the head with a Pelé Kick (otherwise known as a Backflip Kick) from Lyra, sending her to the mat. Lyra takes a glance at the groggy Harper, and takes the opportunity to run the ropes for even bigger damage. As she bounces off the ropes, however, Harper recovers and spins herself around, connecting with a MASSIVE Discus Clothesline, the crowd popping huge as Lyra falls to the mat limp-

Whooves: HOLY CLOTHESLINE, BATMAN! LUCY HARPER NEARLY TOOK LYRA'S HEAD OFF!

-Harper falls into the cover, gaining the 1...2...3! The crowd cheers as the bell rings-

Ahuizotl: How could it not be over?! That's the most devastating clothesline I've ever SEEN!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNEEEERS...THE WYTHYYYYST FAAAAMILYYYYY.

Whooves: And with a glance back at their...I guess you could call her their LEADER, Amay Wythyst, Harper and Rowan have proven they are more than just followers!

-Amay gets up from her rocking chair, holding her arms out as she smiles at the ring as Harper helps Rowan up.

Amay points at Lyra, telling her girls to pick her up. Harper and Rowan do so as Amay climbs up the stairs-

Whooves: And the unsettling Amay Wythyst...who has this...hypnotic control over Harper and Rowan…

Ahuizotl: That...or it may be a matter of free-will by Harper and Rowan...we just don't know. We don't even know what this woman Amay Wythyst's goals are...her ambitions!

-Amay enters the ring, walking up to Lyra-

Amay: This is not your fault, man! -she says with a smile as she outstretches her arms- This is NOT your fault!

-Amay looks to be getting ready to grab ahold of Lyra until Bon Bon enters the ring, knocking back Harper and Rowan, who drop Lyra to the mat in response. Bon Bon turns around and is met with a wicked right hand from Amay whichs drops her to her knees-

Whooves: She was just trying to save her lover! But now Bon Bon is going to be the one to feel the sting…

-Amay picks up Bon Bon, bending her over and cradling her head with one arm, planting a kiss on her forehead before driving her face into the mat with that unnamed Swinging reverse STO, her fedora getting knocked off her head as a result of the impact.

Amay looks behind her, an excited look spread across her face. She then stands up, expressionless, picking up her hat and placing it back on her head. Harper and Rowan stand over the bodies of Lyra and Bon Bon. They drag them both into the middle of the ring, placing Lyra on top of her fallen lover as Amay drops to her knees, stretching out her arms again-

Amay: FOLLOW...THE BUUUUZZAAAAARDS! -she begins cackling as Rowan looks down at her leader. Harper meanwhile looks off into the distance-

Ahuizotl: The EWF...especially Monday Night Lunacy should be on high alert...because not only can this whack-job wrestle...but so can her disciples….

*DEH!*

-We head to Twilight Sparkle's locker room, where Twilight is talking to her little brother, Spike on Skype-

Twilight: -as she is warming up- I'm really glad you've listened to me and haven't shown up to work, Spike. -she looks at her laptop and smiles- It means a lot that you aren't being so stubborn for once.

Spike: -chuckles- Very funny, Twilight. Well, it's just like you said, Fluttershy and Lightning have got your back. -frowns- You don't….need ME anymore…

Twilight: Awww! That's not true, Spike! You'll always be my favorite little guy. -smiles sweetly- Besides, I'd be lost in that ring if I didn't get to hear your voice before my match!

Spike: -blushes- Aww, shucks...you know, you never were this sentimental until you started wrestling…

Twilight: Hmm...I guess amongst all the violence and hatred of competition, I sometimes need a little reminder of what I'm fighting for.

Spike: M-me? You're fighting for me?

Twilight: -nods- Mhm! You and the fans. You both give me strength, and your big sister is going to be as strong as she can be!

Spike: -grins- I know you will, Twilight! You're the strongest person I know! -Twilight giggles- Good luck!

Twilight: Thanks, Spike. I'll be home later tonight.

Spike: I'll be watching you take The Sword DOWN. See ya!

-Twilight exits out of Skype, closing her laptop and turning around to find her partners, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy-

Lightning Dust: Your little bro's got the right idea….The Sword is about to get its blade BENT.

-Twilight puts her arms around her friend's shoulders, all three walking out of the locker room with determined smiles on their faces-

Whooves: A sweet moment between Twilight and her little brother, but what is next to come is anything but sweet...her and the Chick Combo champions, are about to head into WAR with the three women...known collectively...as The Sword.

Ahuizotl: Two pay per views ago at Retribution, The Sword made their debut in the EWF, showing signs of an alliance with general manager Luna and her brigade. They cost Lightning Dust and Twilight Sparkle their chance at a fair match.

Whooves: And they did the same the month after at Final Reckoning, as well as in the weeks leading up to this match, attacking their opponents tonight, as well as unsuspecting victims like Cadance and Rarity...all in the name of banning injustice from the EWF…

Ahuizotl: Well it looks like The Sword never takes off their rose colored glasses, because either they're delusional, or their idea of what justice really is….is JADED.

Whooves: Nonetheless, in their two months since arriving on the scene here in the EWF, The Sword has collectively changed the landscape of our business...as we see it…

-We get a promo package hyping up this match, containing The Sword's various attacks, such as in their debut, at Final Reckoning, and leading up to Frontline when they demolished Rarity and Cadance. We also take a look at their opponents: Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Lightning Dust, who dare to stop The Sword from making anymore of an impact-

Madden: The following SIX WOMAN TAAAG TEEEAM MAAAATCH, is scheduled for ONE FAAAALL! -the crowd cheers vividly, this being one of the most anticipated matches of the night-

*A hundred thousand stories...have filled my he-eaad….* -the crowd cheers as the first entrance of the competitors in this match takes place-

Madden: Making her way to the ring...FIRST! From LONEYVILLE, weighing in at 122 POOOOUNDS...TWIIIIIILIIIIIIGHT...SPAAAARKLEEEEE!

Ahuizotl: It was not too long ago that Twilight Sparkle was the Eternal Women's champion...she had two defenses of that title, and BOTH were plagued by interference...from none other than The Sword.

Whooves: And with those interferences, came supreme DOUBT. Many people, including one of Twilight's own partners, Lightning Dust, thought that Twilight, in a partnership with Luna, had hired The Sword to make sure that she walked out of as many pay per views as she could with her championship in tow.

Ahuizotl: But Twilight isn't that kind of person! She has a little thing called INTEGRITY, something that The Sword seems to be severely LACKING. Tonight, Twilight looks to rectify those title defenses that darkened her reputation…

-Twilight stops in the middle of the ramp, looking back and awaiting her partners-

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -The cheers gain in volume as Twilight claps-

Madden: Aaaaand HER PARTNERS! First, from CLOUDSDALE! Weighing in at 119 POOOUNDS! She, is ONE HALF..of the CHICK..COMBOOOO CHAAAMPIIIIOOOONS...LLIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIING...DUST!

Whooves: Lightning Dust was involved in those battles with Twilight, and The Sword's involvement turned her bitter towards her former rival.

Ahuizotl: Her and Twilight were forced to team up in an attempt to take out The Sword, but they underestimated the true power of the newcomers. Now they stand together, united at last, no bad blood between the two….all because of a common enemy…

Whooves: Respect, as well. There's no doubt these two respect each other. And much of that respect, is a result of guess who? The Sword. If there's one good thing to come out of them showing up here and causing mayhem, it's that these two tremendous athletes are now on the same page, and that isn't good for the 3 upstarts…

-Lightning Dust high fives Twilight as they stand side by side, Lightning's new title belt glistening across her wait. The fans are already chanting "Yay" before their tag team partner's music even hits-

*You're toooooo SHY, SHY-hush, hush, eye to eyeeee* -The cheers get as loud as they have been all night-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR PARTNER! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 125 POOOOUNDS! She is, the OTHER HALF, of the CHICK..COMBOOOOOO CHAMPIOOOONS….FLLLLLLLLLUUUUTTERSHYYYYYY!

Whooves: Ah, sweet Fluttershy...it's been wonderful to see how much she has blossomed since leaving Sublime. The gal's one of the most loved superstars in the EWF!

Ahuizotl: That's for certain, and being targeted by The Sword over the past month surely has had something to do with it. It's not just that the fans feel sorry for Fluttershy, but rather they respect the fact that she stepped up to the plate when The Sword hurt her best friend, Rarity.

Whooves: And that's the kind of girl Fluttershy is. She's a natural introvert, but she will assert herself if you mess around with her friends. The Sword crossed the line when they took Rarity out! Fluttershy would have been more hesitant to fight had it been her that The Sword was messing around with, but they went for Rarity, and now Fluttershy is looking to avenge her!

-Twilight and Lightning smile as Fluttershy makes her way down the ramp. All three partners nod at one another, Twilight and Lightning making their way to the ring as Fluttershy throws her index fingers into the air, reciting her standard word as she jumps down the rest of the ramp sideways-

Fluttershy: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! -the crowd continues to Yay. Fluttershy climbs up the steps, and stands on the top rope, leading the crowd in a Yay chant that could last the entire night-

Whooves: She's got them in the palm of her hand...this is a sight to behold!

Ahuizotl: I'd just like to add one thing...it's not only her friends, Rarity, Twilight, and Lightning that give her the strength to fight...it's these FANS as well! Their admiration, their cheers, it drives Fluttershy! It makes her want to do the unthinkable! She THRIVES off of the fans' excitement...she YEARNS for it!

Whooves: I 100 percent agree with you. It's a bit weird, because anti-social people usually don't take too kindly to being the center of attention...but Fluttershy has taken to these people so well over the past few months. She's grown more than we could've EVER imagined!

Ahuizotl: And, as you may have noticed, at the beginning, she wanted the fans to "Yay" quietly...well, week after week, the chants have gotten louder and LOUDER, and Fluttershy doesn't seem to mind it one bit!

-As Fluttershy stands on the top rope, we see her look up in the V.I.P. Section up in the balcony, where her friend Rarity is seated, clapping and cheering for her. Fluttershy and Lightning hold their title belts in the air side by side, the crowd cheering as Twilight warms up a bit. Fluttershy and Lightning hand their championship belts to the referee, who disposes of them as the theme music stops. The united front against The Sword stands together, awaiting the arrival of their opponents-

Whooves: The Sword is playing mind games...I don't think it will work against these three particular women…

-We hear the crackling of a walkie talkie-

*SIERRA, WHISKEY, OSCAR, ROMEO, DELTA..SWORD*

-The walkie talkie reception ends as very powerful drums and a sick guitar riff kick in. We get a shot of Lightning, Twilight, and Fluttershy looking around the arena for their opponents, the cameras following their multiple gazes. Not long after, The Sword is seen piling down a flight of stairs, Drollins leading the pack, Ditzbrose behind her, and Reigns in the rear-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS...at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 395 POOOUNDS….Rosely Reigns...Beth Drollins...and Diane Ditzbroosee...THE SWOOOORD!

-Drollins and Ditzbrose travel down one flight of the stairs, fans desperately putting their hands in their direction to try to make contact with them, with the two ignore. Reigns, traveling down another flight of stairs completely slaps the hands away-

Ahuizotl: Clad from head to toe in Flak jackets and black army boots and black cargo pants, The Sword is ready to move up...to THE FRONTLINE.

Whooves: Beth Drollins leading the charge, but there seems to be no leader amongst these three rough individuals. They're all equals...all fighting for a common cause, which they say is to rid the EWF of all injustice.

Ahuizotl: This is also their first ever match in the EWF. They've built themselves up a lot over the past few months, and now it's time to see if they can deliver!

-Drollins hops over the barricade, followed by Ditzbrose and Reigns on the other side. As their feet hit the floor, their opponents are already outside the ring taking the fight to them-

Whooves: And the brawl..IS ON!

-The referee decides to ring the bell, thinking he can't get control of the match right now, so he'll just let them all fight-

Match 11: The Sword vs Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, and Lightning Dust

-Fluttershy throws Drollins into the barricade as Reigns is sent OVER another barricade by Twilight. Ditzbrose and Lightning are trading fists as Fluttershy picks Drollins up and begins kicking at her ribs. Meanwhile, Reigns is back over the barricade, blocking a steel step attempt by Twilight and ramming her head into the steps herself.

Reigns knocks Twilight down to the mat with a flurry of punches. Drollins tries to accomplish the same, but Fluttershy rams her back into the apron. Inside the ring are Lightning and Ditzbrose, but the match can't begin because not all parties involved have separated and made their way to their own corners.

Nonetheless, Ditzbrose backs Lightning into a corner and potshots Lightning in the ribs on both sides of her stomach with both hands. Outside the ring, Fluttershy is thrown HARD into the barricade by Beth Drollins as Ditzbrose punches Lightning in the temple, trying to disorient her early. Ditzbrose then rears back, chopping Lightning in her chest, leaving a loud smack to resonate throughout the arena.

The chops hurt, but Lightning is able to hold the pain back. Ditzbrose looks a little perplexed as she chops at Lightning two more times, before Lightning fires back with a chop of her own, knocking Ditzbrose down to the mat. Ditzbrose quickly gets up and is sent to the mat again with another. Unconventionally, Lightning tries to go for a rare power move, which doesn't work as Ditzbrose lands on her feet and quickly goes to work on Lightning's legs, kicking away at them. This get Lightning on her knees, and gives Ditzbrose the opportunity to elbow her in the back of the head until she's done flat on the mat.

Ditzbrose bounces off the ropes, but Lightning springs to her feet and hooks Ditzbrose's neck, running around the ring with her and planting her feet on the middle rope before twisting herself in midair and PLANTING Ditzbrose with a bulldog!-

Ahuizotl: This match is exactly what we expected it to be, a WAR!

Whooves: And it hasn't even started yet! If this is a sample of what we're going to get, though….then WHOA-HOOOO-HOOOO I'm ordering seconds!

-From behind, Lightning is jumped on by Drollins, who kicks at her shoulder. Reigns also enters the ring, clubbing Lightning in the back-

Ahuizotl: And this is where The Sword excels...this pack of dog mentality!

-All three members of The Sword surround Lightning Dust, punishing her the same amount. From behind them, Fluttershy jumps off the top rope, knocking both Reigns and Ditzbrose to the mat with a Front Dropkick to the back of their heads. Twilight then comes into the ring and clotheslines Reigns outside to the floor. Lightning comes running at Twilight, the two engaging in teamwork as Twilight vaults Lightning over the top rope, Lightning flipping herself in mid-air as she knocks into the powerhouse Reigns, both of them falling to the mat-

Whooves: Lightning Dust...taking flight, and The Sword's game plan of divide and conquer has fizzled out!

-7 minutes later-

-The Sword has very early on mastered the art of quick tags. Lightning has been abused by tag after tag after tag between the three. Right now Lightning is being stomped on in the corner by Drollins, who then tags in Ditzbrose, who jumps over the top rope and picks up where Drollins left off, stomping repeatedly on Lightning. Ditzbrose then tags in Reigns, who slowly enters the ring and slowly stomps on Lightning, before grabbing onto her head with both hands and CHUCKING her across the ring to the own corner. She tags Ditzbrose back in as Lightning is going through the air.

Ditzbrose runs up to Twilight, who is reaching out for the tag on the apron and knocks her to the floor with a dropkick. When she turns around, she is clocked in the side of the head from an Enziguri by Lightning, who quickly tags in Fluttershy upon hitting the move. The crowd cheers loudly as Fluttershy enters the ring, backing the stunned Ditzbrose into her corner and backing away before running at her with a dropkick. She gets back up and runs away, performing another dropkick as Ditzbrose is now hunched in the corner. After one final dropkick in the corner, Fluttershy lifts Ditzbrose onto the top rope-

Ahuizotl: Uh oh...Ditzbrose might be in big TROUBLE!

-Fluttershy wraps her legs around Ditzbrose's neck, sending them both soaring through the air, Ditzbrose landing on her back as Fluttershy lands more safely on her rump-

Whooves: FRANKENSTEINER! We saw one of those earlier, but it was a modified version, with the inflictee having their back turned to the inflictor. This time, the move was hit as it was intended!

-Fluttershy gets to her feet, tagging in Lightning Dust, who climbs up to the top rope. She turns her back to Ditzbrose, and launches herself off with a high-risk Moonsault. She lands on Ditzbrose's ribs, however, and goes for a cover, getting only 2-

-5 minutes later-

-Gaining the upperhand, Drollins places Lightning's face beneath the middle rope, scraping her cheek against the rough rubber before tagging in Ditzbrose, who comes in and hits Lightning with a well-placed kick as she is recovering on the ropes. She then picks her up and folds both her arms over the top rope. She punches Lightning in the gut with both hands before moving to her face, slapping it with one hand and then the other. She then runs off the ropes and launches her feet into Lightning's chest, causing her to kneel as much as she can.

Drollins is then tagged in. She leaps over the top rope and drives a leg across Lightning's head, forcing it into the mat just as she is able to get her arms over the top rope again-

Whooves: What a leg drop by Beth Drollins!

Ahuizotl: She's the high flyer of The Sword, and stuff like that proves it!

-Drollins covers Lightning, but is only able to get a 2 count. She grits her teeth frustratingly before locking Lightning in a rest hold-

-2 minutes later-

-After getting out of the Rear naked choke, Lightning made the hot tag to Twilight, who now has her arms clasped around Drollins' waist. She looks to hit her with a German suplex, but Drollins land on her feet amazingly. When Twilight turns around, she is met with that might as WELL be described as an Enziguri, but unlike Lightning's, Drollins gets more air on it, twisting herself as she kicks the side of Twilight's head, winding up on her back instead of the usual stomach. The crowd OHHHs as she makes the cover, getting only 2 on Twilight-

Ahuizotl: Both of these teams have gained the upper hand time and time again during the course of this match, but neither can seem to put the other team away!

Whooves: I'll admit...The Sword is actually a very impressive trio. They are well thorough in their assault. They aren't just a bunch of thugs like I suspected. But they still need to score the win if they want to further their message!

-3 minutes later-

-Drollins tags herself into the match, spingboarding off the top rope, looking to hit Fluttershy with a flying knee. Fluttershy moves out of the way, but Drollins recovers as she rolls through the impact. She can't avoid the kick to her chest when she gets up, though, which knocks her onto her knees. Fluttershy then kicks at her chest a few more time while Drollins is on her knees before Diane Ditzbrose inserts herself into the match, running at Fluttershy, but Fluttershy drop toe-holds Ditzbrose into the mat, the impact forcing her onto her knees.

Rosely Reigns seems to be the only hope of saving her partners from the incoming kick onslaught. She tries to drop Fluttershy with a Samoan Drop, but Twilight and Lightning enter the ring, kicking Reigns in the gut and planting her with a Double DDT-

Ahuizotl: Wonderful teamwork by Twilight and Lightning saves Fluttershy's hide!

-Off the impact from the DDT, Reigns also winds up on her knees. Coincidentally, all three members of The Sword are now all on their knees, Drollins on the left, Ditzbrose in the middle, and Reigns on the right. Fluttershy stands in front of Drollins, Lightning does the same in front of Ditzbrose, and Twilight takes her place in front of Reigns.

Drollins: NO! NOOOO!

-Twilight, Lightning, and Fluttershy share a nod with each other, before they all three launch vicious kicks into the chest of The Sword, the crowd chanting "Yay" with each successful kick. Drollins, the most flexible of the group's back nearly touches the mat after the force of each kick. Twilight, Lightning, and Fluttershy then switch the members of The Sword they are kicking. Twilight gets a turn with Ditzbrose, Fluttershy moves over to Reigns, and Lightning gets a shot at Drollins. After another switch of kicking partners, they move back to the original member they were kicking.

In anticipation of the final blow, they all three step back a step, the crowd going "OOOOOHHHHH"-

Whooves: Choreographed kicks are the best kind of kicks!

Ahuizotl: Especially when they can get the crowd so into it!

-Twilight, Fluttershy, and Lightning all aim their final kick at the head of their respective Sword member. Twilight and Lightning are successful in kicking Reigns and Ditzbrose, but Drollins, the legal woman along with Fluttershy, ducks the kick, rolling up Fluttershy to the surprise of everybody. You could call her the combo breaker, but that's dumb so don't-

Ahuizotl: OH! OH! Drollins caught Fluttershy! *Fluttershy kicks out at two, sending Drollins into Twilight, who hits her with the Spell Check! The referee soon gets order once again, as Drollins and Fluttershy are left in the ring.

-6 minutes later-

-Chaos has broke out again, as the only member of The Sword in the ring is Drollins, Reigns and Ditzbrose having been taking out outside the ring. Despite this, Drollins still has Twilight in position on the mat. As she stirs, she backs into the corner, running at her when she thinks the time is right. As she hops into the air for the Curb Stomp, Lightning runs over at pushes Drollins away. The push incredibly turns Drollins around, where Fluttershy is waiting. Fluttershy runs out from her corner and places her knee up into the air, catching Drollins in the head with Obedience Training, the crowd going insane-

Ahuizotl: OH JEEZ! OH JEEZ!

Whooves: BLOODY HELL THAT WAS MAGNIFICENT!

Ahuizotl: Beth Drollins was going for that dreaded Curb Stomp, but Lightning was there to play defense, shoving her away…

Whooves: Unfortunately for her, Fluttershy was waiting behind her, poised to strike with Obedience Training, her signature running knee!

-The crowd's chants of "HO-LY SHIT" soon turn into "THIS IS AWE-SOME!" And there's no reason why with action like this-

-Lightning and Fluttershy leave the ring so Twilight can pin Drollins. Somehow, Drollins KICKS OUT just before the three!-

Whooves: Save the Queen! This is too much!

-4 minutes later-

-Order still hasn't been restored since the last time it was destroyed. Speaking of destroyed, Lightning is outside the ring near the timekeeper's area, pummeling on Ditzbrose next to her. Suddenly, Rosely Reigns comes running around the corner at full speed. Lightning looks up, but it's too late to move. With her jaw dropped, Lightning is rammed into the barricade by a bone-jarring Spear from Reigns, the barricade being destroyed in the process!-

Ahuizotl: She's done! Lightning Dust is done!

Whooves: You don't get up from a Spear like THAT!

-More chants of "HO-LY SHIT" break out as Ditzbrose helps Reigns up, causing her to roar as she gets to her feet. Her and Ditzbrose then work together to pile all of the rubble from the barricade onto Lightning Dust, burying her beneath all of it-

Ahuizotl: What a masterful plan by The Sword! Lightning Dust, all things considered, is likely the most annoying of her team when it comes to resiliency in the ring. It would be foolish to not take her out!

Whooves: Well, it took them a while, but The Sword has done it! I honestly don't see Lightning Dust getting up from that!

-Just one minute later, Fluttershy dives through the middle rope to the outside at Reigns, trying to even the playing field by taking her out as well. Reigns, being the strongest of the group, catching Fluttershy in her arms, turning her around and launching her onto the announce table.

Ahuizotl: LOOK OUUUT!

Fluttershy thuds against the announce table, rolling off of it in pain, landing in the commentator's chairs. Reigns pulls her back over the front of the table and drops her on the side. Inside the ring, Twilight's rally is stopped as Ditzbrose plants her face into the mat with a Headlock Driver-

Whooves: Twilight had nobody by her side, and now she's been taken out too….

Ahuizotl: It's not looking good for her or her team...they've all been excommunicated!

Whooves: Fluttershy looks to be the only chance they still have to win this thing…

-Drollins taps Ditzbrose on the shoulder, gesturing to the outside where Reigns is standing over Fluttershy-

Reigns: Get out here! Let's wreck this fool!

-Drollins and Ditzbrose exit the ring as Twilight lays on the mat. They begin beating down Fluttershy even more as Reigns takes apart the announce table for use-

Whooves: Oh no...we know what they're going for…

Ahuizotl: They've done this to Twilight and Lightning, Rarity and Cadance! Fluttershy looks to be next!

Crowd: NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY!

-Reigns roars again as Ditzbrose and Drollins pick up Fluttershy, hoisting her up onto Reigns' shoulders. They all three are a catalyst, however, as they drive Fluttershy right through the announce table!-

Ahuizotl: URRRRGH they did it! Fluttershy has been broken in two by these three rebels without a cause!

-The camera pans to Rarity up in the V.I.P. section, a mortified look on her face-

Drollins: Who's gonna stop us?! HUH?!

-All three members of The Sword walk away from the carnage, as they look to finish off Twilight, who is indeed the legal combatant of her team, as well as possibly the only hope they have of winning-

-1 minute later-

Crowd: LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO TWI-LIGHT! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: This crowd has come alive for Twilight Sparkle! They want to see her defy the odds, and take down The Sword!

Whooves: Well, she's doing it by herself at this point. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's certainly going to be the biggest uphill battle of her career…

-Twilight is currently in the ring with Ditzbrose, and she is taking it to her as best she can. Every punch she throws is thrown with the utmost desperation, however. It seems like it's only a matter of time…

We get a shot of Rarity in the luxury seating, and she looks worried, but still hopeful. Twilight backs Ditzbrose into her corner. She runs at her, but Ditzbrose is ready, throwing her over her shoulders where her crotch lands on the turnbuckles. She then tags in Rosely Reigns, as The Sword suddenly devise an idea that is sure to end this match-

Whooves: And it looks like The Sword has Twilight RIGHT where they want her….

-Roman climbs up to the top rope, and hoists Twilight onto her shoulders. The fans become riled up as they realize what is about to happen. Drollins and Ditzbrose stand on the ropes to the sides of Reigns and hold Twilight for leverage-

Ahuizotl: Oh no...they're not going to try this….they're NOT going to do this off the top rope!

Whooves: I think that's EXACTLY how they want to do this! They want to finish off Twilight Sparkle!

-All three members shout "BELIEVE IN THE SWOOOORD" before they all jump off the ropes, planting Twilight into the mat!-

Ahuizotl: OH MY! TRIPLE. TEAM. POWERBOMB!

-Drollins and Ditzbrose stand tall as Reigns hooks the leg of Twilight forcefully-

*1….2…..3!*

Ahuizotl: And The Sword...have WON.

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS….THEEE SWOOOOOORD!

-Drollins pats Reigns on the shoulder as she gets to her feet. Ditzbrose jumps onto the top rope, shouting like crazy-

Ditzbrose: YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE LEGIT?! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF US NOW, HUH?

Whooves: These three young women...Diane Ditzbrose...Beth Drollins...and Rosely Reigns...have just PUNCHED THEIR TICKET...as true superstars, in the EWF. That...was a SPECTACLE. A once in a lifetime match, is what we just saw!

Ahuizotl: It was back and forth and back and forth, filled to the brim with memorable moments -they replay many of them- ...at many points, I didn't know who was going to come out with the victory. But off that triple team powerbomb...that HELLACIOUS triple team powerbomb, Rosely Reigns pinned Twilight, sending...the ULTIMATE message, at the hands of The Sword.

Whooves: That wasn't the only Triple Team Powerbomb handed out by The Sword, though. They also DEMOLISHED our announce table with Fluttershy's body...they just set this thing up an hour ago! And now it's already been excommunicated!

Ahuizotl: The Sword, from bell to bell, set out with one mission in this match: Take out one, and then another, until all three were left alone to pick the bones of whoever was remaining. They weren't too successful with that at first, but then the MASSIVE Spear that destroyed the barricade, disposing of Lightning Dust by toppling the rubble onto her already frail body. And as you said, the Powerbomb through the announce table, which god rid of Fluttershy...and then, Twilight Sparkle, was left on her own.

Whooves: And she tried with all her might, my hats off to Twilight-my hats off to EVERYBODY in this match...but The Sword was undented...they had suffered no casualties. They're all hurt, but they were still standing, and together...they made sure Twilight, Lightning Dust, and Fluttershy...WEREN'T.

-Rarity looks extremely saddened up in the V.I.P. box as the camera pans to the carnage caused by The Sword. Lightning, Fluttershy, Twilight...none have moved a muscle since The Sword exposed of them.

The Sword stand over Twilight's body, each holding their fists out in unison. Ditzbrose has a demented look on her face, Drollins a victorious smirk, and Reigns is emotionless as their fists touch-

Ahuizotl: They're all three different breeds of competitors...but they are united by one message. They all three are young, aggressive, and as we have learned tonight...loaded with potential. If it gives us more epic battles like this one, it's great for us...but for their opponents? The story is different.

Whooves: And there was no chicanery here tonight. No sneak attacks or interference. Just a brawl to see who was more dominant. And we have our answers, in the winners, in their DEBUT...The Sword.

Ahuizotl: Tonight...just like they said they would...they changed the landscape of the EWF yet again! They've made history…..

*Match 12 and 13 happen*

Whooves: And it's been a wonderful night so far, filled with so many twists and turns and unexpected moments.

Ahuizotl: And let's not forget...the action. In my opinion, this has been the greatest pay per view the EWF has had, and it's all thanks to the incredible superstars that have taken part in it!

Whooves: Our next matchup is definitely high up there on the personal scale. It hasn't gone on as long as the Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo saga, but it most certainly has caught the attention of us all.

Ahuizotl: Before we get to it, though, let's go backstage to our broadcast colleague, Silver Shill, who is all set to interview a very...controversial superstar…

-Silver Shill, looked a bit on edge is backstage with his microphone, his guards behind him-

Silver: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with the….Eternal Women's champion…-he gulps- Sunset Shimmer…

-The camera pans to Sunset, who has her championship cradled across her shoulder, smiling widely at Silver Shill-

Sunset: Hello, Silver….-she eyes him seductively- Old BUDDY…-she raises her eyebrows as Silver Shill shrinks a bit, his guards puffing out their chests a bit more. Sunset looks at them- You boys are trying to hard….-she giggles- Look, you don't have to be so defensive...I'm just going to have a little conversation with an...old FRIEND…-she rubs the back of Silver's head- ask me a question, baby!

Silver: W-well...tonight will be your first title defense as Eternal Women's champion...a-and it's in a Strap Match with your mortal enemy, Cadance-

Sunset: Now see, that's what I have a bit of a problem with. You know what's funny? This could've all been avoided. Mhm...when I flirted with Shining Armor on that very first episode of Lunacy, I wasn't doing it to upset HER...if you remember, my original target was Twilight Sparkle. And yeah, it was all about mind games...I had no ill intentions of getting Shining in bed. Untiiiil...you know...Flash got boring, and he started thinking for himself too much, and I realized how much of a...of an absolute MAN that Shining Armor is...I mean WHOA. -starts fanning herself- And I decided to...take him. Because I could, and because Cadance didn't deserve a man like him. But now I'm just rambling! The point is, the beating I give Cadance tonight...wasn't supposed to happen...it SHOULDN'T be happening. The fact that Cadance would even agree to this match just proves how unworthy she is many things: love...championships...admiration-those fans...idolize...an IDIOT! Cadance is an IDIOT. She has no chance in this match.

-she eyes Silver sweetly- Silver...do you have any idea...how many idea have been swirling around in my little head, about all the ways I could destroy Cadance...with a leather strap?

Silver: W-well...kn-knowing you...I'm sure you've left nothing to the imagination…

Sunset: Aww...you do know me well! Would you like a sample of what I'm going to do to Cadance toniiight~? -she moves closer, and Silver moves farther away- That's okay...I'm going to slash this strap…-she takes it and bends it back to where it makes a loud smacking sound- across every inch of Cadance's body. I'm going to give her more scars than a burn victim. I'm going to WRAP this strap around her neck, and choke the LIFE out of her...and I'll enjoy it. Not because I'm SICK, not because I'm TWISTED...but because it's exactly...what Cadance...DESERVES...remember the lead pipe, Silver, and all the neat things I did to you with it?

-Silver can only nod his head in fear at the horrible memories-

Sunset: Compared to what I do to Cadance with this strap...it'll be a CAKEWALK….-she perks up, gaining an angelic smile yet again- Anymore questions?

Silver: N-no...that's all I really had.

Sunset: Hmm…-nods- well, it was nice talking to you again! -she walks away, before returning- Oh, and Silver? -she leans in, whispering in his ear- I'll always own you….-there is a long pause, before Sunset gives Silver's cheek a long, drawn out lick. She walks away, leaving Silver in a state of shock, not being able to move-

Madden: The following contest, scheduled for ONE FAAAALL...is...a STRAAAP MATCH! Aaaand, is for the ETERNAL...WOMEEEEEEN'S...CHAAAAAMPIONSHIIIIPPP! -the crowd cheers loudly as Cadance's music hits-

*Seems like you're waiting for nothing…*

Madden: Introducing FIRST...from CRYSTALVILLE! Weighing in at 128 POOOOUNDS...CAAAAAADAAANCE!

Ahuizotl: There hasn't been anybody on the EWF roster who has been through more in the short time since this company's inception than that young woman right there….Cadance.

-Cadance walks down the ramp with a leather strap tied to her wrist-

Whooves: From getting her leg injured and having to vacate her spot as the very first Crater Chick champion, to getting the love of her life stolen out from under her nose as she recovered, to coming back and winning the championship all over again, Cadance has truly been put through the wringer over on Lunacy. Lies and deceit, chivalry and adultery. You name it!

Ahuizotl: But she's been strong through it all, only wanting one thing in return...REVENGE. Revenge anyway she can get it. It just so happens that her opponent as something else of value...the Eternal Women's championship.

-Cadance stops at the steel steps, taking her strap and slapping it against the steel, making a loud thud that vibrates in your ear drums-

Whooves: And to get this one last shot at Sunset Shimmer, this one last chance at making her suffer for all the hardships she's put her through, she had to vacate the Crater Chick championship. The championship she had fought so hard to get back after having it ripped away from her!

Ahuizotl: It was an obvious choice if you are Cadance. What's even greater is that she has a toy she can use to cause as much harm to Sunset as she sees fit...a THICK leather strap, that will be tied to her wrist. She can use it to scar the model-like body of the champion...mending her flesh, scarring her tissue-

Whooves: Oh, you haven't hit the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the varying degrees of pain that comes with wielding one of those straps. Let's not forget, Sunset has one as well, and we all know how cunning and crafty that witch is...I'm positive she can, and HAS been coming up with a lot of ways to torture Cadance tonight, en route to retaining her championship.

Ahuizotl: -shivers- I don't even want to KNOW what that woman is thinking….you're right, though. Both of these women are about to endure the most grueling match they've been involved in so far.

-The crowd piles in with chants of "CA-DANCE" as Cadance thwacks the strap against the ring ropes, before rubbing it across the top rope, like a Blacksmith sharpening the blade of a sword-

*And now...it's all over nooow…* -the boos could not be any louder-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 136 POOOOUNDS...she is, the ETERNAL. WOMEEEEN'S CHAAAAMPIOOOON...SUNSEEEEET...SHIIIIMMEEEEEERR!

-Sunset walks out onto the stage, the smuggest look imaginable on her face. She holds the title up in the air proudly as boo after boo makes their way to her ears, though she could care less-

Ahuizotl: It was one month ago that that woman...that vindictive, VILE woman Sunset Shimmer STOLE the Eternal Women's championship, in the main event of Final Reckoning, ruining a fantastic match between Twilight and Lightning Dust, solidifying herself at the most HATED woman in the EWF…

Whooves: You sure it was JUST that? Not all the backstabbing and manipulating and tomfoolery? This woman has ruined countless of lives, most before she even BECAME champion!

Ahuizotl: I agree with that. This match is right up her alley, since she never fights fair anyway.

Whooves: This stipulation is as nasty as Sunset herself. Let's not forget, she has the momentum after pinning Cadance in a 6 person tag on Lunacy this past Monday.

Ahuizotl: I'm sorry, but momentum doesn't mean a DAMN thing when they woman you're facing is mentally unstable and is carrying a large strap to the ring. This match is about SURVIVAL, nothing more than that. Throw wins and losses out the window. The winner of this match is decided solely on which one of these two is more sadistic.

Whooves: It'll be exciting to find out just who that is.

-Sunset slowly enters the ring, smirking at Cadance who is foaming at the mouth to get a chance at whipping Sunset with this strap. Sunset looks at the referee, eyeing him as she takes the strap and gives it a nice, full lick-

Whooves: Ugh….I hate the woman's guts, truly, but I can't help but be excited by that!

Ahuizotl: Got a leather fetish, Dr.?

Whooves: No, but I may after this match. -leans in with a smile-

Sunset: -approaches Cadance, handing the referee her championship. He shows it to the crowd as these two fierce rivals can't look away from one another- I'm going to whip you SENSELESSLY, just like the little whore that you are…

-Rather than respond, Cadance flings the strap into Sunset's chest, causing her smirk to turn into a grimace as she falls to the mat, the crowd popping big-

Crowd: POP HER TI-TTIES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* POP HER TI-TTIES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* POP HER TI-TTIES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: Ahaha! That's what happens when you talk too much!

Whooves: Her breasts could be permanently enlarged! This is serious!

Ahuizotl: ….Honestly?

Whooves: Nah, not really, the she devil deserves it. Hit her a couple dozen or more times!

-The referee rings the bell as Sunset looks at Cadance in horror-

Match 14: Eternal Women's championship Strap Match - Cadance vs Sunset Shimmer

Rules: Pinfalls and Submissions only. No Count Outs or Disqualifications.

-Cadance then tries to hit Sunset's legs with the strap, but Sunset folds them away, causing the strap to hit the mat. This gives Sunset the chance to get back at Cadance, which she does, hitting her in her once injured leg with the strap, with makes her back up into the ropes-

Ahuizotl: Oh no! Maybe Cadance should've thought about that more!

Whooves: Her injured leg….with enough damage done to it, Sunset could have this match won. She NEEDS to avoid further injury to her leg!

-Sunset removes the strap from her wrist, walking up and kicking at the back of Cadance's leg, which sends her to the mat. Sunset then exits the ring places the injured leg on the bottom rope. She then wraps the strap the rope, which holds the leg in place, alarming Cadance-

Whooves: Cadance might be done for...I hate to say it, but Sunset has her in a precarious situation!

Ahuizotl: And she can't get out! There's no way she can get out!

-Cadance tries to kick Sunset away with her free foot, but Sunset dodges it. She stays exclusively by the leg she has held hostage, pulling on the rope to apply more pressure, as well as beating on it profusely with her fists-

Ahuizotl: She's relentless! And there's nobody that can stop her! Not even Cadance herself!

-Sunset tugs on Cadance's ankle, pulling and twisting it in all directions, each direction causing Cadance a severe amount of pain. Sunset then gets a chair to provide even MORE punishment. When she's coming back, though, Cadance luckily is able to protrude her free leg in a criss-cross maneuver, smacking the chair into the face of Sunset-

Ahuizotl: OH! Cadance avoids even more damage!

Whooves: But HOW is she going to get out?! Sunset's going to hit her with that chair soon!

-After numerous more attempts to smack the chair into Cadance's leg and failing, Sunset throws the chair down, frustratingly freeing Cadance and taking her strap back. As she goes to pick up she chair she dropped, Cadance uses her strap as a slingshot, slinging the leather into the back of Sunset's head through the middle rope-

Ahuizotl: Haha! That's so cool, but the pain Sunset is feeling surely isn't…

-7 minutes later-

-Cadance now has Sunset in a dangerous situation, her neck placed on the middle rope as she grinds and scrapes the webbing of her leather strap against Cadance's forehead, causing her to bleed a bit as she screams in terror-

Cadance: YOU BIIIIITCH! YOU HAD THIS ALL COMING TO YOU!

Ahuizotl: How POETIC...after all the pain Sunset has caused Cadance, Cadance FINALLY gets to do the same to Sunset!

Whooves: This is a different type of pain, though. Sunset handed out EMOTIONAL pain, while Cadance is dishing out PHYSICAL pain. You be the judge on which one hurts worse. I'd say emotional pain, hands down, but this still has to feel wonderful for Cadance after all this time!

-6 minutes later-

-Sunset lays Cadance into the mat as she hits The Last Sunset! Rather than go for a cover, however, Sunset takes her strap and puts it over Cadance's head. She smiles slyly as she begins dragging her over to the ropes by her neck-

Ahuizotl: Euuugh! What is Sunset looking to do now?

Whooves: Whatever it is, it won't be pretty, and it'll likely make Cadance less pretty.

-Sunset places Cadance out of the ring, where her feet are dangling above the floor. She then wraps the rest of the strap around the top rope, and begins furiously tugging on the strap, Cadance awaking and beginning to gag and cough-

Whooves: AH! SHE'S TRYING TO BLOODY STRANGLE HER!

-The crowd boos at the violent act, as Sunset cackles, continuing to mercilessly pull on the strap, as Cadance's face begins to turn red-

Crowd: CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE!

Sunset: DIIIIIEEE! DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! URGGGGHHH! -Sunset begins straining herself as she pulls as hard as she can. Cadance tries to get her fingers in the strap to relieve the pressure, but she is stopped as Snips and Snails run down the ring to a majority of boos-

Whooves: Get those bozos the hell out of here! They have no reason to be out here!

Ahuizotl: It's no disqualification, but you're right! This has bad written ALL over it!

-Snips and Snails snatch Cadance's fingers out of the strap. They each take one of her arms and place it behind her back, giving her no hope of breathing. Sunset laughs maniacally as Cadance begins to slip into unconsciousness-

Ahuizotl: No….LET HER GO! THIS IS SICK!

-Cadance's fighting soon stops, the crowd booing majorly as all her limbs go limp. Sunset lets go of the strap, Snips and Snails moving aside as Cadance's form simply dangles from the top rope, her eyes closed-

Whooves: I've….I've never seen such a VILE, DESPICABLE move! What the hell is wrong with Sunset Shimmer?

Ahuizotl: She's been handed everything, and she's backed by some of the most powerful people in the company...she thinks she can do ANYTHING she wants. THAT'S what is wrong with the woman!

-Sunset leans over the top rope, patting Snips and Snails on the head-

Sunset: Good job, boys~ now...go get those steel steps, and bring them into the ring.

Snips and Snails: Yes, Sunset! -the two run off to acquire the steel steps-

-Sunset looks over at Cadance's blank face, grinning deviously. She dabs her index finger at her forehead, taking some of her blood. She traces a bloody heart on Cadance's forehead-

Whooves: That's….that's not NORMAL... this woman has serious mental problems!

Ahuizotl: I've gotten used to stuff like this when it comes to Sunset. This is nothing compared to other stuff she's done in the past….it's still quite disturbing, though…

Crowd: YOU ARE FUCKED UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* YOU ARE FUCKED UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* YOU ARE FUCKED UP! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Sunset unties Cadance from the top rope, dragging her body back into the ring as Snips and Snails together set the steps in the ring. Sunset places Cadance's stomach on top of the steps. Snips holds up the steps a few inches above the mat so Sunset can wrap the leather strap around Cadance's arm, tying them to the mat. Everyone in the arena is silent, making the only sound heard the strap hitting against Cadance's back. You can visibly see many people in the audience cringe-

Whooves: AGGGGHH! I can't watch this either! STOP!

-Sunset pauses after each whip to the back, trying to whip harder each time. Cadance shows no reaction as her back is slashed at-

Ahuizotl: She's not even conscious! There's no point to this except to cause as much punishment as you can to a woman who can't even feel it!

Whooves: That's the only good thing about this. Cadance isn't experiencing the pain that comes with this vicious assault!

-Sunset brings the strap back and then cracks it against Cadance's back for a good minute, leaving massive velts, scars, and a line of blood pouring out as a result of the abuse. Sunset finally throws the strap down-

Ahuizotl: Finally! Just end it! This has been too much!

-Sunset turns the steel steps over, the added leverage of the steel steps placing Cadance's shoulders against the mat. Sunset gets on her knees, placing a lone finger on the tip of the bottom of the steps. The referee shakes his head, and dejectedly makes the three count. The crowd's boos heighten as Sunset gets to her feet, wiping blood out of her eyes and demanding the referee raises her hand-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER...and STIIIILL...ETERNAL. WOMEEEEN'S CHAMPIOOOOON...SUUUUNSEEEET...SHIIIIMMERRR!

Whooves: This night has been full of depressing moments. Scootaloo getting tied to the ropes and being mercilessly WHIPPED with a kendo stick, Ace and Zack Ryder's championship celebration being cut short after a ruthless attack, and now THIS….I've never seen somebody so maliciously target another wrestler in my life the way that Sunset did so tonight.

Ahuizotl: And there was no waste in motion...it was punishment, and then you could tell Sunset already knew what she was going to do next to cause MORE punishment. Cadance got her licks in, but overall, Sunset Shimmer was completely dominate here tonight at Frontline.

-Snips hands Sunset her title, which she graciously takes, before Snips and Snails raise her hands in victory. A horde of referees come down to the ring to tend to Cadance, flipping over the steel steps gently and cutting the strap off so they can help her as quick as possible. Sunset and her henchmen turn around, staring down at the broken and decrepit body of Cadance. The referees back them off-

Whooves: Get that madwoman out of there! She's done enough!

Ahuizotl: Cadance's throat, her trachea might be CRUSHED after being choked with that ring rope….

Whooves: This was Cadance's perfect time to get her much-anticipated revenge of Sunset Shimmer. But Sunset, as we've said, is too devious for this match to not work in her advantage.

Ahuizotl: Had this been a regular one on one matchup, I believe Cadance may have walked out with the Eternal Women's championship. The strap match allowed Sunset to create all kinds of horrible setups to abuse Cadance with.

Whooves: Cadance will perhaps NEVER be the same again after this match tonight…

-Sunset leaves the ring with Snips and Snails, who are looking back in awe and a bit of fear at the state Sunset had left Cadance in-

Sunset: -smirks- See, boys? That's what happens when you get on the bad side of the most powerful champion in the EWF...you just remember that…-she winks before continuing to head backstage. We get a lasting shot of Cadance being piled onto a stretcher before she is wheeled backstage, her eyes yet to open-

Ahuizotl: Well, as you've said, this has been a very devastating night for some superstars. But it's been an incredibly exciting time, as well. With that in mind, Lunacy is about to bring you its final battle of the night.

Whooves: This is very historic...for the past 3 pay per views, Lunacy's main event has featured WOMEN talent. That changes tonight, as Lunacy's main event is for the Carnage championship, as the egotistical Rumble, puts his championship on the line against the soft-spoken workhorse Giz Hero.

Ahuizotl: I'll be the first to say, it's been incredible to see the metamorphosis of Giz since his return this past month. He was so devoted to his training that he gained an insane amount of strength.

Whooves: He got this title shot because he beat Rumble in NINE SECONDS. If THAT isn't worthy of a title shot, then I'm not sure what is! He's bodyslammed the monstrous Bulk Biceps, and it seems he's even found himself a love interest...his career is definitely on the rise.

Ahuizotl: And tonight could be the ultimate rise, as Giz looks to become only the second ever Carnage champion. But first, the love interest is very interesting to me...it's one of Rumble's babysitters, Flitter. A girl he has depended on just about all his life. A girl who has been their for him, and even followed him to the EWF.

Whooves: Their relationship's been pretty rocky lately, as it seems like Flitter is constantly undermined by Rumble's whining. He treats her like a child, when in reality, Flitter sees HIM as the child.

Ahuizotl: Rumble claims to be "protecting" Flitter, as she has caught the eye of his opponent, Giz Hero. It's a very strange turn of events.

Whooves: If you ask me, Rumble's downright jealous. That title isn't enough for him! He doesn't want Flitter looking at anybody else but HIM….which is ridiculous! The girl's grown up! And Giz has, well...upgraded.

Ahuizotl: Say what you will about it...it could be a ploy by Flitter to keep the title on Rumble, or it could be legit romantic intentions. Regardless, Giz and Flitter had their first date this past Tuesday, so naturally we wanted a front row seat to it. We sent our cameraman out there to document it. We will show the footage tomorrow night on Lunacy.

Whooves: Let's just say, it doesn't end well...and that further proves my point...Rumble is JEALOUS of all this attention Giz is getting...not only from Flitter, but from the fans!

Ahuizotl: Imagine how much more attention he'll get if he wins the Carnage championship here tonight at Frontline….with that, here's Madden for the introductions!

Madden: The following contest...scheduled for ONE FAAALL! Is, for the CARNAAAAGE...CHAAAMPIONSHIIIIIP!

-Sounds of clamoring and chatter, along with the sound effect of cameras snapping are played over the speakers. Amidst the commotion, one lone female paparazzi goer says "Look over here!" A male one says "Lookin' good, Rumble!" Finally, another guy shouts-

"Look! Look everyone, it's RUMBLE!"

-New theme music, sung by Rumble himself gets to play as we see Rumble's tassled-up boots walk across the ramp. The beat climaxes and the lyrics begin as the camera pans up to his duck-face, Rumble unveiling a brand new selfie stick in his hands rather than his iPhone-

"Is it my eyes...when you look at me? They are so gorgeous, they'll set you free!"

Ahuizotl: You cannot deny, jealous or not, that this young man is extremely talented.

Whooves: He's even singing his own theme song! Not very well, mind you, but he certainly thinks highly of himself!

Madden: Introducing FIRST...making his seasonal residence in CAMPO GRANDE, BRAZIL! Weighing in at 201 POOOOUNDS...RrrrrrrrrRUUUUUMBLLLLLLLE!

-Quite a few fans cheer as Rumble makes his way down the ring, snapping selfies with his selfie stick, a live feed from the stick being shown on the titantron-

Ahuizotl: A selfie stick is definitely a more formidable weapon than an iPhone...one of those feathers could make you sneeze!

Whooves: That is truly a man's greatest weakness...a sneeze. You're a riot!

-Rumble poses on the apron before entering the ring, taking his title off of his waist and holding it up in the air, looking straight into the camera that isn't his phone and making the faces we've come to expect him to make. He takes off his feathered jacket and sets his selfie stick down as his opponent's music hits-

*Since they wanna know…* -For once, Rumble is out cheered, though only slightly-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 231 POOOOUNDS….GIIIIZ..HEEEEEEROOOOO!

Whooves: This man has undergone an incredible transformation over the past month. His look and moveset have been revamped-

Ahuizotl: As well as his mindset. To make his grandfather Geri proud of him, and be the very best in this business. Winning the Carnage championship, a title held exclusively by Rumble since its inception, would go a long way to making Giz Hero just that.

Whooves: Hopefully he's not thinking about that failed date, or Flitter at ALL. This is a great time in his life, but Giz needs to focus SPECIFICALLY on this championship match.

Ahuizotl: I think he will. He's said since he's returned, his number one focus is BEING focused. He focused on getting better, and look at him! He's in one of the MAIN EVENTS of an EWF pay per view! A month ago we thought he had given up! But now he's made it!

Whooves: I just hope this sudden success doesn't get to his head...he needs to keep his head out of the clouds, and down on the canvas.

-Hero enters the ring, flinging off his hood and doing his patented cannon arm pose, the crowd cheering big. He stands in the corner opposite of Rumble, taking off his robe before placing his feet behind him as he straddles the top rope. Rumble, meanwhile, lounges on the top rope taking more selfies-

Ahuizotl: Rumble obviously isn't taking Giz Hero seriously, despite the fact that he beat him in 9 seconds.

Whooves: We both know Rumble isn't going to admit that he was embarrassed that night. Inside, however, I think he knows that Giz Hero has got his number…

-Giz walks over to Rumble and slaps his selfie stick out of his hands. Rumble grits his teeth, jumping off the top rope and getting in Giz's face-

Rumble: HEY! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Hero: I'm the guy that's going to take your championship, pretty boy. -smirks-

Rumble: DON'T SMIRK AT ME! DON'T DO THAT! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE IN THE SAME RING AS ME!

Hero: -holds up his hands- Alright, alright...I actually agree. -he looks at the ref- Referee...ring the bell so I can fix this unfortunate circumstance…

-The ref shrugs, ringing the bell-

Match 15: Carnage Championship - Giz Hero vs Rumble

Rumble: Good! You're going to get yourself counted out...goo-

-Giz Hero punches Rumble in the jaw before picking him up and tossing him over the ring, much of the crowd cheering-

Whooves: Clever! Very clever.

Hero: There….now we're both not in the same ring!

-Rumble gets up, throwing a mini tantrum as he kicks at the barricade-

Rumble: YOU'RE A JERK! -he puts his hair back into place before running back into the ring-

-8 minutes later-

-Flitter and Cloudchaser have joined the action as ringside since the start of the match, much to Rumble's dismay. Despite this, Giz has paid no attention to either of them, only the match. Flitter lays her head on the apron, looking dreamingly on as Giz wrestles.

Giz bounces off the middle rope, twisting himself in mid air, looking to hit Rumble with an uppercut. Rumble counters by hitting Giz with a dropkick, also in mid-air. The crowd "OHHH"s as Giz Hero falls to the mat shoulder first-

Whooves: What a counter by Rumble! Talk about air-time!

-Rumble hooks Hero's leg, getting only a two. He then turns his attention to Flitter, walking up to the ropes-

Rumble: Cloud! Get her out of here! Take her to the back!

Cloudchaser: -nodding- Come on, Flitter. Let's g-

Flitter: NO! -refuses her sister's hand- You act as if I'm some autistic child! I don't need to be led ANYWHERE, Rumble! I'm a grown woman!

Rumble: St-stop it! I know that! J-just let me concentrate! Your….-smirks- BEAUTY is distracting me...so you have to leave! -points to the entrance-

Flitter: Forget it! Your smooth-talking isn't going to get you out of this one. If you're so GREAT, you should be able to pay attention to the match, and not one of the girls that RAISED YOU. Just remember that before you yell at me again!

Rumble: I'm...I'm so- -Rumble's apology is interrupted as Giz rolls him up-

Ahuizotl: He's got him! HE'S GOT HIM! Oh and Rumble gets the shoulder up!

Whooves: He can't be doing this! He's going to lose his championship if he keeps that up!

-Immediately after the failed pin attempt, Giz is ready to attack. Rumble gets up and turns around right into a discus forearm from Giz-

Whooves: That could be a knockout blow! If he can't get him with the uppercut, the Forearm will do it!

-Giz covers Rumble, but only gets a two count. Flitter pounds on the mat as Cloudchaser looks on intently. She wants her sister to be happy, and that will happen if Giz wins. Truthfully, though, she wants Rumble to retain his title, the loyalty she has to him winning out-

-7 minutes later-

-Giz has Rumble in the corner. He runs at him, and nails him with an Uppercut. Flitter begins clapping excitedly, but before Rumble can fall, he pops Hero in the chin with a Supermodel Kick (basically a superkick with model in front of it) the crowd "OHHHHH"s at the sudden move-

Whooves: Supermodel Kick! Right in the jaw!

-Hero and Rumble both fall to the mat, Giz on his back, and Rumble on his stomach-

Ahuizotl: What a...counter I suppose, by Rumble! And now BOTH men are down!

-The referee begins the 10 count (if you're not a wrestling guru, whenever both competitors in a match are down at the same time, the referee begins a 10 count. If neither of the wrestlers make it to their feet in time, the match is a Draw) the crowd counts along as the referee counts out each number. At the count of 8, Rumble is able to crawl over to Giz's body, putting an arm over his chest, he only gets a 2 count though, as Flitter sighs in relief-

-5 minutes later-

-Rumble looks to finish off Hero with the Beauty Shot, but Hero moves out of the way, the Beauty Shot making contact with the referee-

Ahuizotl: Oh! The referee's down!

Whooves: This could be a blessing in disguise for Rumble...we know he'll do anything to win!

-Hero checks on the referee in shock, but it turns out to be a bad move as Rumble low blows him from behind-

Ahuizotl: Awww! Looks like Giz lost focus for a split second, and it cost him!

-Rumble smirks, exiting the ring and grabbing his title belt. He brings it into the ring, looking to use it-

Ahuizotl: Looks like you were right, Doctor...Rumble doesn't think he can beat Giz Hero, so he's going to resort to underhanded tactics to get the job done!

-Before Rumble can use it, Flitter runs into the ring, blocking his path to Giz-

Flitter: Dammit, Rumble! Put the title down!

Rumble: GET OUT OF THE WAY! THIS IS MY CHANCE!

Flitter: No! Put it down and win like a man if you still want my respect after all this!

Rumble: WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING HIM? WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM?!

Flitter: Heh...the NERVE of you to ask that! For one, he treats me with RESPECT. He doesn't try to control me, he's figured out that I'M A GROWN WOMAN AND I CAN TAKE WHATEVER PATHS I PLEASE!

Rumble: We can talk about this later! -He is backed up into the corner by Flitter- Now MOVE!

-Flitter grabs ahold of the championship, trying to pull it away from Rumble's clutches-

Whooves: We've got a tug of war going on!

Ahuizotl: It's so hard to cheer for Flitter when she's being a hypocrite...she won her match TONIGHT by cheating!

Whooves: True, but she's telling Rumble to win like a MAN, not a woman. Two different things.

-As this struggle over the belt is going on, Giz Hero has gotten up from the attack from behind. He rushes over to the corner, aiming for Rumble clearly, but Rumble places Flitter into the corner where he was, barely getting out of the way. Flitter's back is smushed into the turnbuckles as she is rocked with an Uppercut from the man she loves, as she crumbles to the mat-

Ahuizotl: OH GOD! Flitter just took the bullet for Rumble!

Whooves: Unwillingly, should you add! What a dirty bastard Rumble is! You don't do that to a woman!

-Giz looks down at Flitter in shock, as Cloudchaser begins screaming-

Cloudchaser: FLITTER! Flitter...nooooo…-she begins sobbing before looking at Giz with vengeful eyes- Yoooou...BASTARD! -she gets on the apron before getting into the ring, Giz's eyes widening-

Hero: I-I-I-I-...I didn't mean t- -he is stopped as Cloudchaser slaps him in the face-

Cloudchaser: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! -slaps- THAT'S MY SISTER! -more slaps-

Whooves: Lay off him! He didn't mean to!

Ahuizotl: Cloudchaser can't help it, really, her emotions must be running high. Her sister just got hurt! I will admit, though, the slaps are being directed at the WRONG person….

-Cloudchaser continues to slap Giz over and over again, harder each time. One slap is so hard it turns Giz around, where Rumble is waiting, upon which he strikes with the Beauty Shot!-

Ahuizotl: Damn! You've got the wrong culprit, Cloudchaser! At least kick Rumble in the groin or something!

-Rumble instructs Cloudchaser to wake the referee up, which she gladly does. The referee crawls over and makes a very slow 3 count, but a 3 count regardless. There are now more boos as the bell rings-

Whooves: Well I'll be….that little wanker is going to get away with what he just did!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER...and STIIILL...CARNAAAAGE CHAAAAMPIOOOON...RrrrrrRUUUUMBLEEEE!

Ahuizotl: I can't necessarily blame Cloudchaser for acting the way she did, but it simply frustrates me that she slapped the taste out of the WRONG PERSON.

Whooves: We both saw it! Hopefully EVERYBODY saw it! Giz Hero did NOT mean to uppercut Flitter! He has too much sophistication for that! He was really making a connection with this girl!

Ahuizotl: It was a genius maneuver, but I'll be damned if it wasn't one of the most heinous acts I've ever seen...you talk about Sunset WHIPPING the holy hell out of Cadance, somebody she LOATHES...well I thought Rumble and Flitter were close! I thought they had a very REAL bond!

Whooves: It makes you think...what the bloody hell would Rumble do to somebody he DOESN'T like? I mean, the rotten punk's willing to put one of his childhood friend's HEALTH at risk, just to keep his damn title, and he's getting away with it too!

Ahuizotl: The one good thing was that Rumble did NOT use the title to win the match-

Whooves: He was going to, though! Don't praise him!

Ahuizotl: I'm not! I'm just saying that the ending we got isn't so...screwy.

Whooves: There was interference! Screwy? Giz Hero GOT screwed! Cloudchaser got into the ring and slapped him so much there's going to be handprints on his cheeks for WEEKS!

-Rumble grabs his selfie stick, snapping photos of himself with his newly retained championship around his shoulder-

Ahuizotl: He's not even checking on Flitter?! What the hell?!

-Cloudchaser gives Rumble a look that could kill, but she knows that now is not the time. She carries Flitter to the back as Rumble celebrates his win over the body of Giz Hero-

Whooves: Well, I hope Rumble's happy with himself...I hope he'll be able to sleep at night with that damn title bundled up next to him! I hope Flitter will be okay….

Ahuizotl: She will. She is a tough girl. One thing's for sure, though….whether it be at the hands of Cloudchaser, Giz Hero, or Flitter herself, there will be HELL to pay for Rumble, and he's got it coming to him!

Match Results:
Dark Match: Rarity defeated Silver Spoon by pinfall (11:38)
Cloudchaser and Flitter defeated Honeycomb and Midnight Strike by pinfall (11:27)
Scootaloo defeated Diamond Tiara in 3 Stages of Hell (42:17)
Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick defeated NION Lights by pinfall (17:24)
Shining Armor defeated Flash Sentry via forfeit
Lucy Harper and Ericka Rowan defeated Lyra and Bon Bon by pinfall (15:32)
The Sword defeated Twilight Sparkle, Lightning Dust, and Fluttershy by pinfall (37:41)
Sunset Shimmer defeated Cadance by pinfall (19:04)
Rumble defeated Giz Hero by pinfall (26:12)