*We live our lives on the frontline*

"And now...Sublime presents...EWF: Frontliiiineeee..."
*Fireworks and pyro that can match a battle fire off*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome all to Frontline, which could potentially be the EWF's largest pay-per-view to date, I'm Sublime commentator
alongside my Lunacy counterpart Ahuizotl.
Ahuizotl: It's great to be here, we definitely have an explosive line-up tonight, between several championship matches and many heated
rivalries coming to head.
Dr. Whooves: Speaking of championship matches, we have a huge one to start off the night, a fatal-four-way for the International
Championship!
*WUB WUB WUB*
Baritone: The following fatal-four-way match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the International Championship, introducing
first, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds and standing five-foot, seven inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Ahuizotl: I don't suppose this match would be complete if we didn't bring up the history between Vinyl Scratch and her former
tag-team partner Octavia.
Dr. Whooves: Certainly not, those two spent the first month on Sublime as a less than succesful tag-team, which came to an un
cermonious end when Octavia turned against Vinyl Scratch. Since then they've been fighting each other almost non-stop, even three
months later they still want a piece of each other.
*A promo plays showing clips of the rivalry between Octavia and Vinyl Scratch*
*Dentist Drill*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighing 141 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
Ahuizotl: Colgate's been elected the favorite to win this match by fans, and it's not hard to see why, not only is she physically
intimadating, the woman is down right pschyotic!
Dr. Whooves: She's certainly shaken things up on Sublime's mid-card.
Ahuizotl: I wouldn't doubt, and even though Fluttershy was a worthy addition to Lunacy's roster, it's a shame we had to lose Colgate.
*Fancy theme music*
Baritone: Now introducing, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Octavia!
Dr. Whooves: Octavia started off as practically a zero on Sublime, but ever since becoming the manager of Canterlot Class she's
risen through the ranks at a frightening pace, and now she's here challenging for a title of her own.
*Never Back Down!*
*Loud cheers from the crowd*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is
the International Champion, Daring Do!
Dr. Whooves: And the crowd is certainly going wild for Daring Do.
Ahuizotl: *Grumbles* Yeah, it's great.
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on, you still holding a grudge against her?
Ahuizotl: No,no, it's all in the past...it's just old rivalries die hard sometimes...
Match 1: International Championship Fatal-Four-Way: Vinyl Scratch vs. Colgate vs. Octavia vs. Daring Do
*11 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch knocks down Octavia with a flying kick, and ascends the ropes-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch so far has been dominating the early match with a very high paced offense.
-Vinyl Scratch goes for a Bass Drop but Octavia raises her knees and counters it-
Ahuizotl: That could of won the match for Vinyl if it had worked, but it failed and now she'll have to build her momentum back up
again.
*7 minutes later*
-Colgate and Daring Do are brawling outside of the ring, Daring Do tries to Irish Whip Colgate but she counters and throws Daring Do
into the steel steps-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch! You could hear the metal clang of Daring Do colliding with those steel steps, that's gotta hurt...
-Colgate walks over to Daring Do and starts slamming her head against the steel steps repeatedly-
Ahuizotl: Ughh...even I have to feel sorry for Daring at this point, that's just unneccessarily brutal.
Dr. Whooves: Unneccesarrily burtal pretty much sums up Colgate...
*7 minutes later*
Ahuizotl: This match has now been going for over twenty-five minutes, and our stars have to be feeling the burn at this point.
-Daring Do Irish Whips Octavia into the ropes and hits her with a Sapphire Shock on the rebound-
Dr. Whooves: Sapphire Shock! Could this be the champion's chance to retain?!
-Daring Do goes for a pin, but it's broken when Colgate hits Daring Do with a hard running knee to the side of the head-
Ahuizotl: Oh God, that knee to the head could only have aggrevated the abuse Daring took earlier from those steel steps...
*8 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: We've passed the half-hour mark, and these fighters our still going! This is unbelievable!
-Daring Do and Colgate are trading punches in the ring when Colgate locks in the root canal-
Ahuizotl: Many have fallen prey to that cruel submission hold of Colgate's, the champion can't have much left in her at this point,
could this be the end?
-Just when it seems Daring might tap Vinyl Scratch knocks down both competitors with a flying crossbody, she then climbs the turn
buckle, but hesitates for a moment-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch seems to be trying to decide which opponent she should deliver the finisher to.
-Octavia re-enters the ring and blindsides Vinyl Scratch, climbing the turnbuckle as well before hitting a powerful suplex-
Ahuizotl: And that moment of hesitation just costed Vinyl Scratch!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new International Champion, Octavia!
-Octavia celebrates in the ring, taking special time to taunt and rub it in Vinyl Scratch's face-
Dr. Whooves: Unbelievable ladies in gentlemen, we have a new International Champion! Daring Do's four month reign has come to an
end, and she wasn't even pinned!
Ahuizotl: Such an incredible way to start off the pay-per-view, we just had a half-hour blockbuster of a title match, it sets
a high bar for the rest of tonight's matches.
Dr. Whooves: Indeed it does, but for now we go backstage for an interview with Rack Attack.
*Backstage*
Marigold: I'm here with Zack Ryder and Ace, who are anxiously awaiting their Combos of Carnage match against EGO, do the two of
you have any last minute thoughts?
Zack Ryder: I think we've already said just about all there is to say. Ace and I have spent the past month or so working our asses
off, getting ready to make these titles ours. Meanwhile EGO has just sat around doing nothing, thinking that they've got in the bag.
They STILL underestimate us, and that's why they're going to lose.
Marigold: And Ace what do-
-Marigold is interrupted when Pipsqueak enters the room, dressed in full pirate garb-
Pipsqueak: Ahoy mateys! Would any of ye care to join me on my quest?
Ryder: Quest for what?
Pipsqueak: BOOTY of course!
-Ryder,Ace, and Marigold all snicker-
Pipsqueak: Not that kind of booty you sickos...but maybe later...anyways, if any of ye wish to join me just ask...YAARGH!
-Pipsqueak charges off in quest for booty-
Ryder: What the hell just happened?
Ace: We're fucking high.
Ryder: Nah bro, I-
Ace: WE'RE FUCKING HIGH OKAY? IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT EXPLAINS WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED!
Ahuizotl: Well...that was certainly interesting.
Dr. Whooves: I wonder what Pipsqueak is really up to, I hope he's not planning on actually stealing anything.
Ahuizotl: I think he's just fucking with people, it'll be fine.
Dr. Whooves: We can only hope, regardless, it's time for our next match. No titles on the line in this one, just a grudge. It's time
for Spitfire vs. Cloudkicker!
*I'm not a whore but I like to do it*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Trenderhoof,from
Cloudsdale, weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall Cloudkicker!
Ahuizotl: The crowd certainly has a mixed reaction to this woman here.
Dr. Whooves: She's not a very nice person, but it's hard to combat the power of hormones.
*She heard the wind and longed to follow*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, accompanied to the ring by Soarin, weighing 159 pounds and standing six-foot tall,
from Cloudsdale, Spitfire!
Ahuizotl: Watching Sublime, I've always seen Spitfire as kind of a dark horse competitor. She's very skilled, and is easily
main event material, but just seems to have a hard time catching a break.
Dr. Whooves: I'm sure you're not alone in those feelings, perhaps a big win here could get Spitfire into the spotlight.
Match 2: Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof vs. Spitfire/w Soarin
*10 minutes later*
-Spitfire goes for a Broken Formation but Cloudkicker counters and hits a Spade, she then props her feet up on the ropes
and makes a pin-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: Cloudkicker attempted to cheat her way to victory by leveraging herself on the ropes, but it almost payed off.
Dr. Whooves: I swear we need to give these referees better eye-care...
*8 minutes later*
-Cloudkicker hits another Spade on Spitfire, and once again attempts to leverage her pin on the ropes, but this time she catches
the attention of the ref-
Ref: Hey, feet off the ropes Cloudkicker!
Cloudkicker: Screw you ref! Just count the pin, seriously, who do y-
-While Cloudkicker is arguing with the ref Spitfire surprises her by hitting a Broken Formation-
Ahuizotl: Cloudkicker wasted too much time on the ref, and gave Spitfire the perfect opening!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: And here is your winner, Spitfire!
-Spitfire starts actively celebrating in the ring, Soarin enters the ring to celebrate as well only for Spitfire to pull him into a kiss
and start making out with him-
Dr. Whooves: Soarin has the look of a man who's exactly where he wants to be...
Ahuizotl: Spitfire certainly seems in high spirits, let's just hope she doesn't get too spirited.
Dr. Whooves: Well...there's an interesting fan sign over there, it says "Spitfire is a MILF", she doesn't even have any bloody children!
Ahuizotl: Well you know how some people are...
*Backstage*
-Canterlot Class is walking backstage, with Octavia proudly displaying her new championship belt, when they come across EGO-
Fancy Pants: Ah, our esteemed colleages from Sublime. Octavia, sincere congratulations on winning the International Championship.
You showed those lower class fools how it's done!
Octavia: Why thank you. Hopefully you'll be able to do the same in your match later tonight.
Fancy Pants: Pffft, I can't even take those Rack Attack clowns as serious competitors. It'll take us five minutes tops to beat them.
Gustave Le Grand: It's a shame there is not enough titles for all 6 of us to posses, however, the least we can to is keep them
all out of the hands of less worthy wrestlers.
Hoity Toity: I agree, so what say we all work together from now on to make sure the more petty members of this company do not take
any titles away from the esteemed? Starting tonight.
Fancy Pants: Excellent, it is decided then!
*Lunacy Segments*
*Fill my eyes with that double vision*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Iron Will, weighing 120
pounds and standing five foot, five inches tall, from Canterlot, Pretty Vision!
Dr. Whooves: What a change the past month has been for Pretty Vision. After spending 3 months being essentially a slave to her
abusive boss Photo Finish, Pretty Vision has finally seperated from Beauty Shot and is striking out on her own, well under the
guidance of a manager that is.
Ahuizotl: She doesn't seem like much on the outside, but this little girl has shown more than once that she's got spunk.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Canterlot, weighing 158 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, Photo
Finish!
*Loud boos from the crowd*
Dr. Whooves: And this audience certainly doesn't have any love for Photo Finish.
Ahuizotl: And why should they? These past three months her only successes have been a result of her using Pretty Vision as her
minion. It's time to see if Photo Finish can bring the pain on her own.
Match 4: Pretty Vision/w Iron Will vs. Photo Finish
*8 minutes later*
-Photo Finish levels Pretty Vision with a hard clothesline, she then lifts her up and hits her with a hard bodyslam-
Dr. Whooves: It doesn't look good for Pretty Vision thus far, Photo Finish has been dominating with a very aggressive
offense so far.
Ahuizotl: Iron Will is encouraging Pretty Vision to keep holding out, but it may not be enough if she can't put a stop to her
rival's fierce assualt soon.
*7 minutes later*
-After a series of devastating punches Photo Finish hits a Photo Op on Pretty Vision-
Dr. Whooves: This could be the end...
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: Not quite! Pretty Vision is battered and bruised, but she's still in this!
-Photo Finish lands another Photo Op little under two minutes later, trying to pin once again-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
-Photo Finish lets out a frustrated yell-
Dr. Whooves: Photo Finish starting to lose her composure now, she can't believe that Pretty Vision is still going.
Ahuizotl: I don't think anyone can, Photo Finish has kept up the offense nearly the entire match, nobody would blame Pretty Vision
for getting pinned at this point.
Photo Finish: Just give up already! You inzolent little bug! I will squash you!
-Photo Finish starts stomping on Pretty Vision repeatedly, but Pretty Vision matches to catch her foot and trip her, she then
quickly gets to her feet and hits Photo Finish in the face with a running kick, as she turns around Photo Finish rises to throw a
punch, but Pretty Vision catches it and starts throwing out a relay of punches of her own, the crowd chanting "Ooooh!" after each
hit-
Dr. Whooves: Could this be Pretty Vision's comeback? The crowd is rallied behind her and she's building momentum!
-After fully stunning Photo Finish Pretty Vision hits a Double Vision-
*1...2...3!*
-The crowd cheers loudly-
Ahuizotl: She did it!
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pretty Vision!
Photo Finish: NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! Zis is not over!
-Photo Finish charges Pretty Vision and starts up a brutal assault-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! The match is over!
Ahuizotl: In these kind of rivalries, match boundries rarely matter.
-Photo Finish sets up for a Photo Op but Pretty Vision starts up a brutal assualt of her own, even busting Photo Finish open with an
especially well landed punch to the face that sends her reeling back into the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Photo Finish is bleeding! That last shot hit hard indeed.
-Photo Finish stands up with her hands out in front of her-
Photo Finish: Ok...ok...enough! I'm zorry...how about we have peace?
-Photo Finish extends her hand with a slight grin on her face-
Ahuizotl: I wouldn't trust this if I were Pretty Vision...
Iron Will: Pretty Vision, you know what to do...
-Pretty Vision nods-
Pretty Vision: When someone gives you trouble, you give them double!
-Pretty Vision hits a Double Vision on Photo Finish, knocking her out and earning more cheers from the crowd-
-Iron Will enters the ring with a mic and raises Pretty Vision's hand-
Iron Will: This match you just saw was just a taste of what my client can do, Photo Finish will be just a stepping stone for this
young woman's career. Now we'll turn attention a different direction, and I will help guide her to the only thing that matters:
that's right, titles. You're looking at a future World Fighter's Champion right here! *Crowd goes wild*
Dr. Whooves: Well, the fans don't seem to mind that idea.
-Iron Will released Pretty Vision's hand and she climbs the turnbuckle to celebrate further-
Ahuizotl: It's certainly an emotional night for Pretty Vision, she's defeated Photo Finish and firmly established herself as a
force to be reckoned with. I imagine the other wrestlers of Sublime will take her much more seriously after tonight.
Dr. Whooves: Speaking of forces to be reckoned with, Marigold is backstage with the World Fighter's Champion Rainbow Dash.
*Backstage*
Marigold: Rainbow Dash, tonight you face off against the only other woman on Sublime to hold the World Fighter's Championship. Your
victory over her at Final Reckoning was the first and only time Trixie has ever lost, do you think you can make it happen again?
Rainbow Dash: What kind of question is that? Of course I can! Everybody thought Trixie was invincible because of her undefeated
streak, which I'll admit was impressive, but that streak is broken now. There's no reason to fear Trixie anymore. I've got her number
and not even all her smoke and mirrors will be able to take this championship from me.
-Trixie enters the room and starts glaring down Rainbow Dash-
Trixie: Trixie has something to say. -She forcefully steals the microphone from Marigold- Do you know what Trixie thinks? You are
nothing but a hypocrite. You talk about Trixie being over-confident and arrogant, but you are just as bad. You think Trixie has no
tricks left? You think Trixie is done? You're going to get a rude awakening in tonight's main event...see you there Rainbow Crash.
Ahuizotl: Well it looks like there's no lack of confidence from either competitor in our main event tonight.
Dr. Whooves: Two VERY strong egos have been colliding in the feud between Rainbow Dash and Trixie, and neither has budged a single
inch.
*WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT! OH RADIOOOOO...*
Baritone: The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Combos of Carnage Championship, introducing
first weighing a combined total of 424 pounds, the team of Zack Ryder and Ace, Rack Attack!
*The crowd cheers*
Ahuizotl: A very unlikely tag-team for Sublime to be sending up against Lunacy's EGO, but can they succeed where both the Apple Dynasty
and Couchmate failed?
Dr. Whooves: I'll admit, I had trouble taking these two seriously first as well, but they've proven that they are a very capable
combo, all appearances aside.
Ahuizotl: I suppose we'll find out in good time.
*Fancy Music plays*
*Crowd boos*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Canterlot, accompanied by Fleur De Lis, weighing a combined 479 pounds, they are the
Combos of Carnage Champions, EGO!
Ahuizotl: While less than polite represenatives, EGO has held the Combos of Carnage titles for 4 months now, which is quite impressive.
Match 5: Combos of Carnage Championship, Rack Attack vs. EGO
*9 minutes later*
-Gustave Le Grand takes down Ace with a hard clothesline and then follows up with a Le Grand Finale-
*1...2...-Kick-out!-
Dr. Whooves: Not the best start for Rack Attack so far, Ace has had a hard time getting the upper hand on Gustave Le Grand.
*7 minutes later*
-Fancy Pants goes for a Sweet and Elite but Zack Ryder counters and sets up for a Rough Ryder, but Fancy counters that and Irish Whips him,
on the rebound Ryder manages to land a high knee-
Ahuizotl: Rack Attack started out in trouble, but some very creative offense by Zack Ryder seems to be turning things around.
-Zack Ryder picks up Fancy Pants and hits a Zack Attack, he goes for the pin only for Fleur De Lis to grab his legs and pull him out
of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on, just when Rack Attack gets the advantage...
-Zack Ryder re-enters the ring only to be immediately attacked by Fancy Pants, meanwhile all three members of Canterlot Class enter the
arena and surrounded the ring-
Ahuizotl: Uh-oh...the sharks are circling...
Dr. Whooves: *Sigh* It seems EGO and their new allies are determined to win this by any means neccessary.
*3 minutes later*
-Zack Ryder manages to hit a Rough Ryder on Fancy Pants and goes for another pin, only for Fleur De Lis to interfere once again,
but this time the ref notices-
Ahuizotl: The ref saw that this time, now Fleur De Lis is getting a talking to.
-While the referee is distracted scolding Fleur the three members of Canterlot Class pull Ace down to the floor and start beating
him down, this distracts Ryder who gets blindsided by Gustave Le Grand-
Dr. Whooves: Chaos breaking loose! Pay attention ref!
-As the ref turns his attention back to the match the members of EGO and Canterlot Class go back to their previous posistion, while
Fancy Pants capitalizes by tyring to pin Ryder-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: Despite all that Ryder is still holding on.
-Fancy Pants sets up for a Sweet and Elite, but Ryder fights back, trying to get in position for a finisher of his own. Meanwhile outside
the ring Ace is confronting Canterlot Class-
Ace: COME ON YOU COWARDLY FUCKS! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ONE! YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES!
-Hoity Toity and Blueblood charge at Ace, only for him to knock Hoity back with a punch and throw Blueblood into the barrier, Octavia
tries to sneak an attack in but Ace hits her with a Low Serve-
Dr. Whooves: Ace is showing no mercy to the interlopers.
-Ryder hits a Zack Attack on Fancy Pants, Gustave Le Grand goes to intervene but is tackled by a very pumped up Ace, who ends up knocking
both of them out of the ring all together-
Ahuizotl: And Ace takes Gustave Le Grand out of the picture! This is Ryder's chance!
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd goes wild-
Baritone: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, and the NEW Combos of Carnage Champions! Rack Attack!
-Zack Ryder and Ace are given little time to celebrate as all members of EGO and Canterlot Class storm the ring and start attacking-
Dr. Whooves: So this is how "Classy" people react to losing?
Ahuizotl: It's downright sickening, but these two stables combined number at six people! Who is going to come out here and stand against
numbers like that?!
-With three people going after each the members of Rack Attack are quickly beaten into submission, Fancy Pants and Gustave Le Grand
take both Combos of Carnage title belts and slam them into opposite sides of Ace's head, he slumps to the ground-
Dr. Whooves: Bloody hell! Ace is out cold after that! The poor man might have a concussion now or worse!
-Meanwhile Octavia takes her International Title belt and throughly beats Ryder with it-
-EGO and Canterlot Class look over the carnage they've caused with approval before taking their leave-
Ahuizotl: Sickening, down right sickening...
-Ryder manages to recover somewhat on his own. helping Ace, who is holding his head desperately to his feet-
Dr. Whooves: Let's hope Ace is alright, what's a Combo of Carnage team without one of it's partners?
*Lunacy Segments*
Dr. Whooves: Now it's time for a match featuring one of Sublime's newer rivalries. The ever violent and dominating Commander Hurricane
facing off against her former protege Private Panzer in a very high stakes match. If Hurricane wins, Private Panzer must join
Hurricane's legion and follow her commands at the risk of being fired otherwise. If Panzer pulls out the victory, Commander Hurricane
will leave the EWF.
Ahuizotl: It's definitely one of the highest stakes face-offs we've ever had at a Pay-Per-View.
*Out of time, so say good-bye*
*Crowd boos*
Squire: Tremble in fear in terror, at the approach of the glorious Commander Hurricane, the undoubtable to be victor of this match!
Dr. Whooves: Commander Hurricane definitely demands an aura of respect and fear in her presence. She's one of Sublime's most aggressive
and unforgiving fighters. She came in as just another fighter, but she's proven herself to be extremely dangerous.
Ahuizotl: Thank goodness she can't combine forces with some of the people we have on Lunacy.
*Stand my ground!*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 130 pounds and standing five foot, five inches tall, Private Panzer!
Dr. Whooves: Supposedly, Private Panzer used to be a surbordinate to Commander Hurricane, but after being left for dead she reconsidered
her alliegance and now seeks revenge against her old superior. She started with just infereing in Hurricane's matches, but now the
two are going at it face to face.
-As Private Panzer enters the ring Commander Hurricane removes her armor in the most intimidating manner possible, she then cracks
her knuckles and gives Panzer a heavy glare-
Ahuizotl: Hurricane is giving Panzer a look that could kill a bear...
Dr. Whooves: I hope she realizes that having Panzer's contract won't due her much good if she hospitalizes her in the process.
Match 8: Commander Hurricane vs. Private Panzer
*8 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane goes for a hard right punch, Private Panzer catches it only to get knocked back by a shot from her left, Private
Panzer attempts to get back into fighting stance but is knocked down with a boot to the face-
Ahuizotl: Panzer is trying her hardest, but Hurricane's offense is just relentless.
-Commander Hurricane picks up Panzer and hits a C5-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Panzer kicked out this time, but a few more of those devastating C5s and she might not have the power to keep going.
*9 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane and Private Panzer are brawling outside the ring, Commander Hurricane tries to Irish Whip Private Panzer but she counters
and sends Hurricane flying into the steel steps-
Ahuizotl: Right into the metal! That's going to be a killer to Hurricane's momentum.
-Private Panzer picks up Hurricane and slams her head against the announce table a few times, before letting her go and tearing it
down-
Dr. Whooves: Oh god...I know all to well where this is going...
-Private Panzer sets Commander Hurricane up on the announce table and re-enters the ring to ascend the ropes, she then puts Hurricane
through the table with a dive-
Ahuizotl: Unbeleivable! Panzer just put Hurricane through the announce table, now both women are down!
-The ref starts up a count of ten, but Panzer manages to rise in time and she drags Hurricane over to the ring and rolls her inside,
as she's climbing in herself Commander Hurricane gets back to her feet and grabs Private Panzer, using the ropes to hit a DDT-
Dr. Whooves: And just like that Hurricane has stolen back control of the match!
*6 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane and Private Panzer are trading punches when Panzer manages to hit a Blitz, she then climbs the turnbuckle and
goes for a dive, but Hurricane rolls out of the way and quickly scrambles into posistion to hit a Legion-
Ahuizotl: Panzer went high risk but paid the price!
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Commander Hurricane!
-Commander Hurricane gets down to yell at Panzer-
Hurricane: Do you get it now you little worm?! You are nothing without me! NOTHING! I am your superior, and now you serve me!
-Hurricane gets to her feet and rubs her boot on Panzer's face-
Hurricane: You better get used to kissing my foot.
-Hurricane turns to the crowd who has been booing the entire time and holds her arms out, smirking all the while-
Hurricane: Ah, the wails of helpless peasants never get old.
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane certainly isn't holding back on the gloating. One wonders how long she could go...
Ahuizotl: I think the crowd's booing actually encourages her.
Hurricane: Squire! Get the machine chariot ready, my work here is done.
-Hurricane and her entourage exit the arena in stride-
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane is leaving here in confidence, but things couldn't be darker for Panzer. Not only did she get beaten and
humiliatated. Now she's contractually obligated to obey her greatest rival, there can't be many fates worse than this.
*Lunacy segments*
Ahuizotl: Now it's time for the Sublime Tag Team Championship, where the champions the Spa Twins will take on recent challengers
Babs Seed and Sour Tooth.
*It's my life!*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Sublime Tag Team Championship! Introducing first,
at a combined weight of 244 pounds, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth!
Dr. Whooves: Both of these fighters have struggled to gain noteriety up to this point. Babs Seed had a short rivalry with her cousin
Apple Bloom and one shot at the International Championship, while Sour Tooth has often been on of Sublime's unluckiest members. This
match is the chance for both of these women to finally prove themselves.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, weighing a combined 258 pounds, they are the Sublime Tag Team Champions, the Spa Twins!
Ahuizotl: The Spa Twins were once in a similar situation as their opponents, only earning their place when they scored an upset
victory over Beauty Shot and claimed the titles.
Dr. Whooves: However,the Spa Twins never quite stooped to the level we've seen Babs Seed and Sour Tooth go these past few
weeks..
Match 12: Sublime Tag Team Championship, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth vs. The Spa Twins
*8 minutes later*
-Sour Tooth goes for a Cavity, but Lotus counters and hits The Treatment-
Ahuizotl: This might be quicker than we thought...
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Or not, Sour Tooth is still in this.
*12 minutes later*
-Babs Seed goes for a Rotten Core, but Aloe counters and rebounds off the ropes knocking Babs Seed to the ground with a body block,she
then picks Babs Seed up for The Treatment but Babs Seed counters and lands the Rotten Core-
Ahuizotl: That was a spectacular back and forth sequence of counters.
-Babs Seed goes for a pin with her feet leveraged on the ropes-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! Look ref, her feet are on the ropes!
-Lotus goes to intervene but Sour Tooth sends her sprawling over the ropes with a flying drop-kick-
*1...2...3!*
*Crowd boos*
Baritone: Here are your winners, and the new Sublime Tag Team Champions, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth!
Ahuizotl: And the dark horses win the day, but with questionable circumstance.
-Babs Seed and Sour Tooth celebrate their victory, ignoring all the hate from the crowd-
*Backstage*
-Couchmate,Breaburn,and Happy Trails are in the lounge, Checkmate is facing Breaburn at Chess, Happy Trails is watching bull riding
on the TV, and Davenport is going over stuff on his laptop-
Checkmate: Ugh, an whole month going by and the most exciting thing we had was a dark match...
Braeburn: I hear ya pardner, not everyone can have the spotlight I guess.
Checkmate: Yeah, but to think a few months ago Davenport and I were the ones challenging for the Combos of Carnage titles, and now
somebody else has gotten them instead.
Davenport: Maybe we got lucky, you saw what happened to Rack Attack after they won...
Checkmate: Maybe bu-
-Pipsqueak enters the room dramatically-
Pipsqueak: Ahoy all ye scallywags! Is anyone in here interested in joining my quest for booty!?
-Everyone else snickers-
Pipsqueak: Arrrgghh...why does everybody think like that? We'll see who's chuckling when I've got all the loot and you lowly cabin
boys are still broke! YAAAAAAAR!
-Pipsqueak charges off again-
Dr. Whooves: I'm seriously getting the feeling that kid is going to cause some major trouble soon.
Ahuizotl: Maybe Filthy Rich paid him to go around with that get-up and keep everybody laughing. Backstage morale is important after
all.
Dr. Whooves: Well all antics aside, we have a very serious match ahead. Former champ Thunderlane will face off against current
World Brawler's Champion Underbaker in a showdown for the title.
*Thunderstruck!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Brawler's Champion, introducing the challenger,
from Loneyville, weihging 218 pounds and standing five-foot, eleven inches tall, Thunderlane!
Ahuizotl: It's quite impressive that both brothers Thunderlane and Rumble have managed to acheive so much on their respective brands.
Until Final Reckoning, both were the dominant forces of their brand's male division.
Dr. Whooves: Now it's just Rumble, but Thunderlane has a chance to rejoin his brother in the top class if he can retake the World
Brawler's Championship tonight.
*Buzzer sounds*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Bakeries Unknown, weighing 233 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, he is the
World Brawler's Champion, the Underbaker!
Ahuizotl: Few Sublime stars inspire fear like the Underbaker.
Dr. Whooves: Indeed, when he first arrived few took him seriously, but he very quickly proved himself to be one of the greatest threats
among Sublime's male competitors.
Match 13: World Brawler's Championship, Thunderlane vs. Underbaker
*7 minutes later*
-Thunderlane takes Underbaker down with a dropkick, he then climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a dive, but Underbaker suddenly sits
upright and gets to his feet just in time to catch Thunderlane mid-air and slam him down to the mat-
Ahuizotl: Thunderlane has been using his speed and agility to full advantage this match, but Underbaker just seems to shake off
any damage Thunderlane manages to do.
*7 minutes later*
-Underbaker and Thunderlane are trading punches in the ring, after landing a good hit Thunderlane rebounds himself off the ropes and
charges Underbaker only to be leveled by a big boot,Underbaker then picks Thunderlane up and hits a Baker's Dozen-
Dr. Whooves: Baker's Dozen, this has put many a superstar away!
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: Not this time though! Thunderlane is downright determined.
*7 minutes later*
-Underbaker hits another Baker's Dozen-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Thunderlane kicked out again, and Underbaker can not believe it?
-Underbaker picks Thunderlane up for another Baker's Dozen, but Thunderlane counters and goes for a Thunderstruck, only for Underbaker
to counter at the last minute and hit an Overbake-
Ahuizotl: Overbake! Is this finally the end?
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and still World Brawler's Champion, the Underbaker!
Dr. Whooves: And the Underbaker tri-wait, what is this?!
-Pipsqueak swings into the arena on a rope, he then quickly runs to ringside and grabs the World Brawler's Championship title belt
before it can be given to Underbaker, he then starts sprinting away-
Ahuizotl: Pipsqueak just stole Underbaker's title belt, and the champion does not look happy.
-Underbaker chases off in pursuit of Pipsqueak, but at this point he's already running out of the arena-
Dr. Whooves: Pipsqueak better hope he can sprint out of the area real quick like, if Underbaker gets his hands on him...
Ahuizotl: I guess Underbaker's gold title was the booty Pipsqueak's been looking for all night.
*Lunacy Segments*
Dr. Whooves: And now it's finally time for our main event, the anticipated third battle in the conflict of Trixie versus Rainbow Dash.
Only this time Rainbow Dash is the one in the champion's seat.
Ahuizotl: Polls on are divided near down the middle on predictions for this match. Both of these competitors are the cream
of Sublime's crop, with Trixie being undefeated except for one match and Rainbow Dash having the distinction of being the one who
defeated Trixie in said match.
Dr. Whooves: These two have fought off in many high-level contests, and are likely getting to know each other's tactics very well
at this point. It's going to be a tough match for both opponents.
*Trixie's theme plays*
Trixie: The following match is for the World Fighter's Championship, introducing first, the greatest challenger there could possibly
be, weighing a UNCRITIZABLE 140 pounds, and standing a GOLIATH five foot, eleven inches tall, the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!
-The crowd interrupts with "NO-BODY CARES" chants, but Trixie goes through with her entrance without stopping anyways-
Ahuizotl: Ever since Daring interrupted Trixie's announcing one night the crowd hasn't let her go through a single entrance in peace.
Dr. Whooves: Jokes aside though, Trixie is nothing to laugh at. She may of suffered a heavy loss, but she's still one of the toughest
fighters Sublime has to offer. In addition her technical and submission skills are unmatched.
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I walk on by*
Trixie: And introducing Trixie's pathetic opponent, weighing a featery 125 pounds and standing a puny five foot, six inces tall,
the soon to be ex-champion, Rainbow Crash!
Ahuizotl: We've got some heavy smack talking from the challenger now.
-Rainbow Dash simply rolls her eyes and glares at Trixie as she approaches the ring, as she enters Trixie attempts to surprise attack
her, only for Rainbow Dash to duck and flip Trixie out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Trixie tried to be slick, but Dash was ready for any shenanagains!
-Trixie re-enters the ring and the bell rings-
Main Event: World Fighter's Championship, Trixie vs. Rainbow Dash
*6 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash knocks Trixie down with a flying drop kick, she then rebounds off the ropes and lands a flying crossbody, she goes for
a pin but Trixie fights back and tries to wrestle Dash into posistion for the Ursa Lock, Rainbow Dash narrowly fights her way out of
it and both competitors get back into fighting stance-
Ahuizotl: That was a close call for Rainbow Dash. An Ursa Lock could of ended her momentum and even the match itself.
*7 minutes later*
-Trixie goes for a Smoke and Mirrors but Rainbow Dash counters and knocks Trixie down, she then ascends the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash going for a Sonic Raindrop ,this could be it!
-Rainbow Dash attempts the finisher, but Trixie counters by raising her knees, then after a quick struggle she establishes the Ursa
Lock-
Ahuizotl: Oh no! The Ursa Lock, if the champion doesn't escape quick this could be over.
-Rainbow Dash begins a desperate crawl to the ropes, after over a minute of holding out she manages to grab the lower rope, but
Trixie refuses to release-
Ref: Alright Trixie, that's enough, break the hold! 1! 2! 3! 4!
-Trixie releases the hold but starts to argue with the ref-
Trixie: How dare you tell the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie what to do? Do you have any ide-
-Rainbow Dash catches Trixie with a roll-up-
*1...2...-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Trixie's decision to argue with the referee almost costed her everything right there.
*4 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Trixie are trading punches in the ring when Trixie slides out under the bottom rope, Rainbow Dash goes after her
but Trixie pulls Dash's feet out for under her and re-enters the ring, Trixie quickly goes for another Ursa Lock but Rainbow Dash uses
a hard kick to stun her and send her stumbling back over the ropes-
Ahuizotl: Trixie's antics almost paid off, but the champion isn't willing to be caught off guard that easily.
*10 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: We're nearing the half-hour mark now, and both these competitors must now be feeling the drain.
Ahuizotl: They're both excellent fighters, but it's only a matter of time now before one makes a crucial mistake.
-Trixie hits a Smoke and Mirrors on Rainbow Dash and goes for a pin-
*1...2...-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: That was EXTREMELY close, but it seems Trixie will need to do even more to win this.
-Trixie drags Rainbow Dash over to the turnbuckle and starts setting up for a suplex, but Rainbow Dash kicks her off the turnbuckle
and down to the ring, she then hits a Sonic Raindrop-
*1...2...3!*
Ahuizotl: She did it!
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
-Trixie starts slamming her fists on the mat-
Trixie: No, this is not possible, Trixie can not of lost again! NO!
-Trixie gets back up and charges at Rainbow Dash, but after a series of kicks and punches Rainbow Dash grabs Trixie and tosses her
out of the ring-
Rainbow Dash: Get out of my ring.
Trixie: This isn't over Rainbow Crash! You mark Trixie's words! Trixie will have revenge someday!
-Rainbow Dash waves good-bye at the infuriated Trixie with one hand before confidently celebrating in the ring, meanwhile Trixie
storms out of the arena-
Dr. Whooves: It was certainly an intense match, but Rainbow Dash has won through in the end and firmly established why she deserves
to be the World Fighter's Champion. Trixie might not like it, but it seems the new champion is here to stay. Tune in to both the edition
of Lunacy and Sublime to see the fall-out of tonight's amazing Pay-Per-View. Good night all!
*End of Pay-Per-View*
Match Results:

Pre-Show Match: Canterlot Class defeated Couchmate by pinfall (13:11)
International Championship Fatal-Four-Way, Octavia pinned Vinyl Scratch. (33:43)
Spitfire w/ Soarin defeated Cloudkicker w/ Trenderhoof (18:01)
Pretty Vision w/ Iron Will defeated Photo Finish (17:12)
Combos of Carnage Championship, Rack Attack defeated EGO (19:26)
Commander Hurricane defeated Private Panzer (Panzer contract now belongs to Hurricane) (23:34)
Sublime Tag Team Championship, Babs Seed and Sour Tooth defeated The Spa Twins (20:21)
World Brawler's Championship, Underbaker defeated Thunderlane (21:48)
World Fighter's Championship, Rainbow Dash defeated Trixie (27:58)