*One-Hundred Percent reason to remember the name!*
*The usual intro happens*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to this edition of Friday Night Sublime, and we're at the last stop before Frontline. Things will likely come to a head soon and events will get explosive.
Discord: The last edition of Lunacy certainly got chaotic, so I have high expectations for Sublime's roster here tonight. Let's hope they meet the hype.
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
Dr. Whooves: And here comes Sublime's world champ, Rainbow Dash, and it looks like she has a few words to say.
Discord: Most likely a response to Trixie's swift interference in last week's main event, where she cost Rainbow Dash her match against Amira.
Rainbow Dash: I'm sure everyone saw that main event last week, great match wasn't it? Until Trixie stuck her fat nose in. Now I'm not one to complain, but I have to call out bullshit when I see it. I had the victory all but in the bag, then Trixie had to come in and ruin it. But you know what all this tells me? She's afraid. Trixie knows that she's vulnerable, she's beatable, and now she's questioning whether or not she'll be able to take this title back in a fair fight. So she's taking steps to try and wear me down before then. Well Trix, you're going to have to a lot better than that. Wounding my pride isn't going to help you regain the World Fighter's Championship.
*Trixie's theme plays*
Discord: Now this is where things get interesting.
Trixie: That's big talk Rainbow Crash for someone who let's one little interference cost them a match that they had "in the bag". It's not Trixie's fault you were too stupid to check your surroundings and see her coming. Trixie is still smarter and superior in everyway,your victory at Final Reckoning was a mere fluke. Trixie will soon prove this at Frontline, or sooner if necessary.
Rainbow Dash: The only thing you're superior at is bragging. All you've done since night one is walking around telling everyone how great you are. I hoped finally winning this title and beating you at Final Reckoning would shut you up a little, but I guess I'll just have to keep beating you until the message gets through that thick skull. Your time is over, time to deal with it.
Trixie: You think Trixie's time is over? Trixe will show you whose time is over!
-Trixie charges into the ring and the two start brawling, but it doesn't get far before they are interrupted-
*I'm a cult of personality!*
-Trixie and Rainbow Dash halt their battle as Celestia emerges on to the ramp-
Dr. Whooves: It's general manager Celestia! Here to restore order.
Discord: She always has to be a buzzkill...
Celestia: Whoa,Whoa, hold the phone you two. I understand that superstars need some warm-up before big pay-per-view matches, but we don't want to spoil things for the fans do we? But since you two are so eager to have a match tonight I have an idea, we'll have the EWF Universe decide. You'll each have your own match in the later part of tonight, and the fans will pick your respective opponents with the EWF App!
-Crowd Cheers-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Celestia's not willing to let Luna have the monopoly on EWF app usage, I'm sure the fans don't mind this new impromptu competition between the brands.
-Rainbow Dash and Trixie clear the ring as it becomes time for the first match of the night-
*I'm not a whore but I like to do it*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first,accompanied to the ring by Trenderhoof,
from Cloudsdale, weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot,six inches tall, Cloudkicker!
Dr. Whooves: Here comes Cloudkicker, one of Sublime's relatively newer superstars who certainly carries herself in a...er...unique fashion.
Discord: The best kind of fashion, if only all women presented themselves in such a way.
-Cloudkicker walks down the ramp with her typical sultry walk, swaying her hips and giving overly sensual looks to some of the fans, receiving a lot of whistles from the audience in return-
*Fill my eyes with that double vision!*
Baritone: And her opponent, accompanied by Iron Will, weighing 120 pounds and standing five-foot,five inches tall, from Canterlot, Pretty Vision!
Dr. Whooves: Pretty Vision is one of Sublime's smallest competitors, but what she lacks in size she makes up for in heart. And with the addition of her new manager Iron Will, she's showing signs of moving up the ladder.
Discord: Assertiveness certainly does go a long way in this company.
Match 1: Cloudkicker w/ Trenderhoof vs. Pretty Vision /w Iron Will
*6 minutes later*
-Pretty Vision goes for a Double Vision, but Cloudkicker counters with a hard-kick upside the head,she then gets on the mat and locks in the Brothel Breaker-
Dr. Whooves: We've never seen this move before, but boy does it look painful, Cloudkicker's legs are choking the life out of Pretty Vision!
Discord: This might be over shortly.
-Pretty Vision struggles hard and manages to reach the ropes-
Dr. Whooves: Just in time, Pretty Vision looks almost ready to pass out, she better hope she can regain her senses before Cloudkicker can capitalize on this.
-Cloudkicker hits a Spade on Pretty Vision-
*1..2..-Kick-out!-*
*6 minutes later*
-Pretty Vision Irish Whips Cloudkicker into the turnbuckle and charges at her, but Cloudkicker kicks Pretty Vision back and causes her to go flying into the ref, taking out the referee. Trenderhoof than tosses a chair to Cloudkicker but before she can use it Pretty Vision takes out her legs and steals the chair away, she then looks back and forth between the chair and the downed Cloudkicker-
Iron Will: When someone tries to cheat you, you cheat them back! Hit her with it!
Pretty Vision: Well...alrighty….if you're sure…
-Pretty Vision bashes Cloudkicker with the chair, gaining a mixed reaction from the audience, she then goes for a pin as the referee wakes up-
*1…...2…...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pretty Vision!
Dr. Whooves: I can't say that ending was a fully satisfying one, Cloudkicker may have had it coming, but still. Pretty Vision better be careful to not end up just like Photo Finish.
Discord: Oh please, the girl's finally going places. Show her some support.
*Commercial*
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm here backstage with the Sublime Tag Team Champions: Aloe and Lotus Blossom! Over the past month the two of you have been attacked twice by the new team of Sour Tooth and Babs Seed, and they've made multiple challenges for your titles. How do you respond to this?
Aloe: Well at first I felt bad for those two, they've never gotten much opportunity and have been down on their luck, but then they had to turn into thugs and start ambushing us left and right. If they wanted to challenge for the titles they could of just asked, regardless, we aren't backing down.
Lotus Blossom: Aloe and I know very well how it's possible to rise from bottom to top, however, we did it through hard work and determination. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth haven't done anything to really deserve this, and that's part of why they're going to lose.
*Babs Seed and Sour Tooth approach*
Babs Seed: Yo,yo,yo, I heard yous was talking shit so I strolled on over to lay some smackdown.
Aloe: Oh, you're going to fight us from the front this time?
Sour Tooth: Ohohohoho, tough talk from the one who used to lose matches from broken nails.
Aloe: *Murmurs* People need to get over that…..
Babs Seed: We ain't got nothin to prove to ya, and nothin to explain to ya, we've made our message very clear. And now that you've accepted our challenge you've already lost. Heck, you might as well hand the titles over now.
Lotus Blossom: Pffttt...you can't be serious.
Babs Seed: Oh we are VERY serious, and you'll find out on Sunday .
Dr. Whooves: Well, Sour Tooth and Babs Seed talk a big game, but it's yet to be seen if they can back it up.
Discord: We've already seen the kind of skill Babs Seed has, maybe she'll teach Sour Tooth a few tricks before the Pay-Per-View.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, from Manehattan, weighing 220 pounds and standing five foot, eleven feet tall, the mythical Uncle Wing!
-Uncle Wing emerges on the ramp, chanting weird magic words and doing all kinds of magic tricks on his way to the ring-
*Lights dim, buzzer sounds*
Baritone: And his opponent, from Bakeries Unknown, weighing 233 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, he is the World Brawler's Champion, The Underbaker!
Dr. Whooves: Nobody in Sublime's male division inspire fear quite like the Underbaker.
Discord: Even I have to admit that he's a bit intimidating…
-Uncle Wing starts rubbing his crystal ball-
Uncle Wing: Oooooh yes, the Crystal Ball reveals many things….right now it forsees my victory over you Underbaker. It is fate, you see? You can't fight it, so you might as we-
-Underbaker chokeslams Uncle Wing-
Underbaker: Ring the bell…..
Match 2: Uncle Wing vs. Underbaker
*4 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: Uncle Wing's been having a hard time ever since that initial chokeslam, but he's been holding on so far.
-Underbaker goes for a Baker's Dozen but Uncle Wing counters and stuns Underbaker, he then rebounds off the ropes and goes for a running attack but Underbaker catches him and hits an Overbake-
*1…..2…..3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner The Underbaker!
-As Underbaker turns to exit the ring Uncle Wing gets back to his feet and hits Underbaker in the back with a karate chop, which has zero effect-
Discord: Uh-oh….shouldn't have done that….
-Underbaker turns around and hits a Baker's Dozen on Uncle Wing-
Dr. Whooves: And that's what happens when you try to pull a fast one on the Underbaker.
*Commercial*
*She heard the wind and longed to follow*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Soarin, from Cloudsdale, weighing 159 pounds and standing six-foot tall, Spitfire!
Dr. Whooves: This match could be an excellent warm up for Spitfire with her match at the Pay-Per-View, however her opponent is not an easy one…
*Arabic Music*
Haakim: لا يزال صيحات استهجان؟ متى يتعلم كنت الفلاحين بعض الاحترام لجهودكم أميرة أميرة المجيدة؟ يهتف لك الأشرار! (Still booing? When will you peasants learn some respect for your glorious princess Amira? CHEER YOU KNAVES!)
Match 3: Spitfire/w Soarin vs. Amira
*8 minutes later*
-Spitfire hits Amira with a series of running attacks, rebounding off the ropes each time, but her combo is broken when Amira manages to trip her to the ground and starts going for the Camel Clutch, however Spitfire manages to power her way out of the situation-
Discord: That was a close one for Spitfire. Many of Sublime's superstars have learned the hard way what happens if that Camel Clutch gets locked in.
*5 minutes later*
-Spitfire hits a Broken Formation on Amira and goes for the pin-
*1…2…-Kick-out!*
-Before Spitfire can go for another move Amira grabs her and manages to lock in the Camel Clutch-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no! The Camel Clutch! This could be the end for Spitfire….
-Spitfire desperately crawls for the ropes but to no avail, after over a minute she has no choice but to tap-out-
Haakim: هنا هو الفائز الخاص بك، وأميرة المجيدة من أي وقت مضى! (Here is your winner, the ever glorious Amira!)
*Crowd Boos*
Haakim: الحصول على أكثر من ذلك كنت ثني حثالة (Get over it you heathen scum)
*Rack Attack appear on the titantron*
Zack Ryder: Woo, woo, woo, Zack Ryder here with my main man Ace to build some hype for Frontline. Where all the broskis will be cheering as Rack Attack takes the Combos of Carnage titles from EGO. The biggest sticks in the mud in the history of sticks and mud.
Ace: Does anyone else know what EGO stands for? It stands for Extremely g...uh….FUCK! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT STANDS FOR, IT JUST MEANS THEY FUCKING SUCK!
Zack Ryder: You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen, soon a new era will begin...the era….of Rack Attack!
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone to Friday Night Sublime, up next is a match that's certain to have sparks flying everywhere. All four members of the Fatal-Four-Way International title match will be involved in a tag team battle. Octavia and Colgate will take on Daring Do and Vinyl Scratch.
Discord: It's going to be so heated that we've got fire crews on call just in case.
*I dance to that fanceh music* (No that's not the lyrics either, there are no lyrics)
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Canterlot, 135 pounds, and standing five-foot, nine-inches tall, Octavia!
Dr. Whooves: I'm sure Octavia is more than ready for this match, she gets to take on her rival Vinyl Scratch and the International champion at the same time. Although I'm not sure how I'd feel about being partnered with Colgate…
Discord: It'll be fine, as long as Colgate's rage stays focused on the other team.
*Drilling Sound*
Baritone: And introducing her partner, from Loneyville and weighing 141 pounds, standing six-foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
Dr. Whooves: A recent poll on revealed Colgate to be the favorite to win at the fatal-four-way at Frontline aside from the champion herself, and it's not hard to see why. Colgate is extremely intimidating..
Discord: She's the real reason kids fear dentists.
*WUBSTEP*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, first, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: Many would probably consider Vinyl Scratch to be the underdog of the four competitors fighting for the International Title, but she's shown a surprising amount of skill when the time calls for it.
*Never back down!*
Baritone: And her partner, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the International Champion, Daring Do!
Discord: And here comes the champion herself, she's had an impressive title reign so far, but nobody has had to defend a title against three separate opponents before, it'll be tough for her on Sunday.
Match 4: Octavia and Colgate vs. Vinyl Scratch and Daring Do
*7 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch goes for a dropkick but Octavia knocks her down mid-air-
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl and Octavia started this match-up off and are still fighting it out seven minutes in, but it could be over soon if Vinyl can't make a tag to Daring Do.
-Octavia starts raining down punches on Vinyl, but Vinyl knocks her back with a hard elbow followed up by a kick, while Octavia is stunned Vinyl manages to make the tag to Daring Do, Daring rushes in and tackles Octavia-
Discord: That was a close call for Vinyl, but now the fight has been extended.
*7 minutes later*
-Daring Do traps Colgate in a headlock and is about to hit a Sapphire Shock, but Colgate shoves her away and bounces off the ropes, coming back with a hard clothesline-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch, that clothesline just leveled Daring.
*1...2…-Kick-out-*
-Colgate attempts to lock in the Root Canal, but Daring quickly fights her way out of it-
Discord: That Root Canal could have spelled game over, good move on Daring Do to avoid that swiftly.
*5 minutes later*
-Daring Do knocks Octavia down with a quick dropkick before ascending to the top rope and hitting a Daring Dive-
Dr. Whooves: Daring Dive! This could be it!
*1….2…..3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, Daring Do and Vinyl Scratch!
-Colgate suddenly storms the ring and starts attacking Daring Do-
Discord: Uh-oh, looks like this isn't quite over yet!
-Vinyl Scratch comes to Daring Do's defense and starts attacking Colgate, but she's ambushed by a recovered Octavia-
Dr. Whooves: The whole ring is degenerating into an all out-brawl!
-Octavia hits a Sonnet on Vinyl, meanwhile Colgate takes out Daring with a Rinse,Wash,Repeat before surprising Octavia with a Root Canal-
Discord: Looks like the temporary alliance between Colgate and Octavia has already broken down, and Colgate is determined to be the last woman standing in this ring.
-Colgate keeps the Root Canal locked in until Octavia passes out from the pain-
Dr. Whooves: All the other competitors lie defeated, and Colgate stands alone in the ring. Could this be shades of Frontline?
*Commercial*
Discord: We're back once again, and it's time for the first fan-pick match of the night! Polls on have decided that Trixie will face off against no other than Applejack!
Dr. Whooves: We haven't seen much of Applejack since her loss to Octavia at Final Reckoning, this could be interesting.
*When you play country music backwards you get Stetson hats*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 137 pounds and standing five-foot, ten inches tall, Applejack!
*Trixie's theme plays*
Trixie: And introducing her amazing opponent, from Manhattan, weighing an INCREDIBLE 140 pounds, and an IMPECCABLE five foot, eleven inches tall, THE GREAT….and POWERFUL….TRRRRRRRRRRRRIXIE!
Crowd: Nobody cares! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* Nobody Cares! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* Nobody Cares! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Match 5: Applejack vs. Trixie
*6 minutes later*
-Applejack levels Trixie with a clothesline and then sets up for a Southern Hospitality, but Trixie counters and wrestles Applejack to the ground before locking in the Ursa Lock, Applejack luckily manages to grab hold of the ropes, however Trixie refuses to release the hold until the count of four-
Dr. Whooves: Trixie cutting it real close there..
Discord: Every second of damage you can inflict counts.
*9 minutes later*
-Trixie goes for a Smoking Mirror but Applejack counters and hits a Southern Hospitality*
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: So close, I thought Trixie was done for there.
*6 minutes later*
-Trixie forces Applejack onto the mat and once again locks in the Ursa Lock, this time in the center of the ring-
Discord: The Ursa Lock is back, and I don't think Applejack will be able to make the rope break this time. She'll have to power out.
-Applejack tries multiple time to force her way out, but is forced to tap nearly two minutes later-
Trixie: Here is your winner THE GREAT AND POWERFU-
Crowd: NO-BODY CARES! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NO-BODY CARES *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Trixie:...Trixie…..
*Backstage*
Marigold: Hello all, I'm here backstage with the former World Brawler's Champion, Thunderlane. Thunderlane, what are your thoughts on your upcoming match at Frontline?
Thunderlane: A lot of people are saying that I don't have a chance at Frontline, and after how badly Final Reckoning went, I don't blame them. I've gotten over confident and made some stupid mistakes, but I'm going to correct them all. I won't underestimate Underbaker this time, and I've been working hard to counter all his little magic tricks. I can and will do this.
Marigold: And what if you lose?
Thunderlane: I don't plan on losing, but on the small...small...very small chance that I do. I'll simply win a number one contender's match and try again. Underbaker isn't invicible,and even he has to screw up at some point.
Marigold: Thank you for your time.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: We're back, and now it's time for the fan-picked main event, the poll results are coming in, and Rainbow Dash will be facing off against Commander Hurricane. This is sure to be a hard fight.
*Out of time, so say good-bye!*
Squire: Prepare yourselves for the overwhelming sensation that is the arrival of the glorious Commander Hurricane and her gloriousness.
-Crowd boos-
Squire: It's quite hard to cope with I know…
Discord: These fans should really give Commander Hurricane some credit, she's one of our best performers.
Dr. Whooves: And one of our most abusive ones..
*You see my flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
-Rainbow Dash sprints to the ring-
Main Event: Commander Hurricane vs. Rainbow Dash
*9 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane has started the match will a heavy offense, landing many heavy punches and several body slams, she manages to hit a Legion on Rainbow Dash-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
-Rainbow Dash quickly jumps to her feet and hits a Rainbow Bash-
Dr. Whooves: And just like that the champion is back in this!
*9 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane goes for another Legion but Rainbow Dash counters and knocks her down with a leg sweep, she then climbs the top ropes and hits a Sonic Raindrop-
*1….2….-Kick-out!*
Discord: The champion's fought hard, but Commander Hurricane is not to be underestimated either, both these women have a lot of fight.
*7 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane and Rainbow Dash are trading punches in the ring, Commander Hurricane Irish Whips Rainbow Dash but she knocks her down with a flying crossbody on the rebound, Rainbow Dash then ascends the turnbuckle once again and hits another Sonic Raindrop-
*1..2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Rainbow Dash!
Dr. Whooves: What a match, the perfect hard fought fight that Rainbow Dash needed to give her a momentum boost for Frontline.
Discord: It'll sure to be a chaotic blast, we'll see you all there!
*End of Show*
Match Results
Pretty Vision defeated Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof (12:03)
Underbaker defeated Uncle Wing (4:11)
Amira defeated Spitfire/w Soarin (15:44)
Daring Do and Vinyl Scratch defeated Octavia and Colgate (19:35)
Trixie defeated Applejack (21:58)
Rainbow Dash defeated Commander Hurricane (25:27)
Matches for Frontline (FINALIZED):
World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash (C) vs. Trixie
International Championship: Fatal-Four-Way, Daring Do (C) vs. Octavia vs. Colgate vs. Vinyl Scratch
World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker (C) vs. Thunderlane
Sublime Tag Team Championship: Spa Twins (C) vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth
Commander Hurricane vs. Private Panzer (If CH wins than PP is contracted to CH. If PP wins than CH leaves EWF)
Photo Finish vs. Pretty Vision
Combos of Carnage Championship: EGO (C) vs. Rack Attack (Interbrand Match)
Spitfire/w Soarin vs. Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof