*The beautiful people...OHHHHHHH!*

-Baby these are FIIIIIREWORKS! I'm gonna show ya WHAAAAT..they're WORRR-nothing*

-Yet another exciting week of Lunacy actions begins as the pyro ends, cutting to a sea of people in unison chanting "E DUB EFF."

Ahuizotl: Hello, Lunatics! I am Ahuizotl…

Garble: And I'm Garble...welcome to Monday Night Lunacy!

Ahuizotl: Tonight is the last Lunacy broadcast before Frontline, which is LIVE this Sunday...on pay per view!

Garble: And their ain't gonna be no slackin' off tonight, oh no no...we've got some BIG matches planned, including two more qualifying matches for the Crater Chick championship tournament!

Ahuizotl: Aaand...tonight will be the debut of something GROUNDBREAKING. Something no other brand of entertainment has EVER done for this fans. For those in attendance...for those watching around the world...TONIGHT...for the VERY first time, here on Lunacy...you will have the opportunity...to depict the main event!

Garble: That's right! Using the new interactive feature on the EWF app...you, the EWF fans, are being given the chance to change the entire complexion...of this very show! By virtue of their victory over the tag team champions, Turf and Silver Spoon, as well as Diamond Tiara in last week's main event...general manager Luna, in an attempt to promote the EWF app, -cough- and to desperately impress Mr. Rich -cough-...has decided to give Fluttershy, Twilight, and Lightning Dust a HUGE opportunity to gain momentum before their war with The Sword this coming Sunday…

Ahuizotl: It's a simple as this. All you have to do is download the EWF app from iStore, and from the home page, there will be a poll. The question of the poll asks, "who do you want to see challenge Turf and Silver Spoon for the Chick Combo championship tonight on Lunacy?" Your choices contain every combination available for Fluttershy, Twilight, and Lightning Dust.

Garble: So, logically, you want to vote for the team that gives you the hardest phallus just at the THOUGHT of them becoming tag team champions! So, in case you are dyslexic, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, DRAGON ROBERTS! There..are your choices to participate in tonight's main event…: the team of Lightning Dust and Twilight, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy, and Twilight and Fluttershy!

Ahuizotl: Three choices, pick which one speaks to you the most!

Garble: And, if you feel bad because someone is going to get left out, don't be! The superstar between those three will get their OWN opportunity tonight.

Ahuizotl: That's right, because in another HUGE match, whoever does not fit into the tag team championship plans, whether that be Fluttershy, Lightning, or Twilight, will go one on one...with Diamond Tiara...with the winner advancing to the Crater Chick championship tournament!

Garble: You've got until the end of our 3rd match to vote, so get to it! And, in case you aren't comfortable with the app, you can also vote on Twitter, using the combination of partners you want to see fight Turf and Silver Spoon. For example, if you want Twilight and Fluttershy to gain a shot at the titles, simply Tweet out the hashtag "#FlutterTwi", followed by the hashtag "#Lunacy."

Ahuizotl: And, if you want Lightning and Flutters, the hashtag would be "FlutterDust", and finally, for Twilight and Lightning, the official hashtag is "TwiDust." Get out there and vote! You could be a part of history!

*Backstage*

-We see Honeycomb and her reluctant partner walking through the backstage area-

Honeycomb: So, Midnight? -she smiles cheerfully, slightly skipping-

Midnight: God you're like the Energizer bunny you never shut up-WHAT?

Honeycomb: You were pretty protective of me last week...have I really gotten to your foggy heart so quickly? -she flutters her eyelashes-

Midnight: Don't make me laugh...laughter makes me look weak. I saved you because I need you this Sunday if we're going to demolish those two bimbos. They're crafty as hell…

Honeycomb: -frowns and lowers her head- Alright…-but looks up as her partner with a smile soon enough- We're still partners, though! And even though you're being a big grump, I'm going to accompany you to the ring for your match.

Midnight: Fine...just don't do anything to cost me...this is my chance to be in the Crater Chick championship tournament, and if you crush my chances of gaining access to that...I just might crush you…

Honeycomb: Oh! No need to worry, Middy!

Midnight: Don't call me that-

Honeycomb: I lost my chance to get in that tournament, and it stung. I don't want you to feel the same way I did.

Midnight: As long as you stay out of the way, it should be smooth sailing, because I have no plans of failing to enter this tournament…

-Honeycomb shakes her head, as we go back to the arena, the crowd cheering as Lyra and Bon Bon's theme music hits-

Madden: The following contest, is a QUALIFYING MATCH, for the Crater...Chick CHAAAMPIONSHIIIP..tournament! Introducing first! Accompanied to the ring...byyyy LYRA! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 143 POOOUNDS...BON BOOOOON!

Ahuizotl: If you're keeping track at home, this match will determine the SIXTH combatant in next month's Crater Chick championship tournament. And the playing field is pretty big so far…

Garble: You couldn't be more right, 'Zotl! So far, we've got competitors like the sultry Flitter, the crafty Fleur De Lis, the energetic Scootaloo, the hard-hitting Berry Punch, and even the eerie Amay Wythyst...two more participants will be decided tonight, and the last before Frontline this Sunday.

Ahuizotl: And Midnight seems confident that she has this victory already wrapped up and ready to be delivered to her, but she forgets that while this may be a one on one match, Lyra and Bon Bon have not only a stronger bond as partners, but they are experts in the greatest tandem of all...love.

Garble: And that love will surely help Bon Bon through that match, especially considering that Bon Bon wants to avenge Lyra's loss to Amat last week, which ousted her out of a spot in the tournament.

Ahuizotl: Not to mention, a win tonight would be very instrumental in the buildup towards Frontline, as Bon Bon and Lyra are set to do battle with Lucy Harper and Ericka Rowan of the Wythyst Family.

Garble: In their DEBUT, no less. Midnight could gain momentum with a win here tonight, as well.

Ahuizotl: Ah, yes. You're right. Midnight and Honeycomb, an unlikely duo with a common enemy, will come together to face off against Flitter and Cloudchaser.

Garble: Lots of tag team action scheduled for Frontline, 'Zotl. Me being a fan of duos, I love it!

-Bon Bon and Lyra shake their asses on the middle rope before kissing and entering the ring, each standing on a top rope next to the other and throwing their hands up, the crowd cheering-

-The nasty guitar riff of Midnight Strike's theme song opens, which gets Bon Bon and Lyra's attention-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompanied to the ring...by HONEYCOMB! From CLOUDSDALE! Weighing in at 131 POOOOUNDS...MIIIIDNIIIGHT STRIIIIKE!

Ahuizotl: As we've discussed already, this is quite the oddball team. But another oddball team will be on the Frontline card, and that's Rack Attack.

Garble: They've got a title match against EGO. So, odd as the may be, Rack Attack has been very successful. For that reason, we shouldn't count out Midnight and Honeycomb. It's a combination of two superstars who have been overlooked for a while now. I think they're going to SHINE at Frontline!

Ahuizotl: Was that rhyme intentional?

Garble: 'Zotl, everything I do is pre-meditated and brilliant.

Ahuizotl: Uh huh…

Match 1: Midnight Strike w/ Honeycomb vs Bon Bon w/ Lyra

-Bon Bon walks to the middle of the ring, looking for a handshake with Midnight. Midnight looks at it, and emphatically shakes her head no. Bon Bon shrugs, and soon gains control on Midnight, trapping her in a headlock. Midnight quickly escapes by hitting Bon Bon with a back suplex.

Midnight then runs the ropes, jumping into the air and stomping on Bon Bon's face with both of her boots, the crowd popping a little at the spot-

Ahuizotl: GOSH! Midnight is a wonderful little combination of agility and aggression!

Garble: And when you combine the two, you've got a wrestler in a world of pain…

-Midnight goes for a quick cover, which fails as Bon Bon kicks out at 2-

-6 minutes later-

-After quite a bit of offense, Midnight derails a running Bon Bon by driving a knee into her gut and sending her tumbling over it and onto the mat after a frontflip. She then cradles an arm upwards and begins unleashing a fury of elbows into the shoulderblade of Bon Bon-

Garble: She won't stop! Midnight is ruthless in her pursuit of championship gold!

Ahuizotl: There are some pressure points in the area Midnight is targeting now. With enough persistent and blunt force, you could knock someone out! These elbows could do just that!

-Luckily, Bon Bon alleviates the pain by headbutting Midnight in the forehead with the back of her head. She tries to dropkick Midnight, but Midnight grabs one of Bon Bon's legs and turns it into a Flapjack!-

Garble: One of these two women are going to be in the Crater Chick championship tournament...but after a dueling performance like this, I'd say they BOTH deserve to be in it!

-5 minutes later-

-Midnight is about to superplex Bon Bon off the top rope, but Bon Bon hits her in the gut and then tries to Sunset Flip her, but Midnight latches her hands onto the top rope and hangs on. Bon Bon re-adjusts her plan, and dropkicks Midnight in the back of her head, which sends her dangling as the bottom portion of her legs lay across the top rope-

Garble: Bon Bon has Midnight right where she wants her in that precarious position!

-Bon Bon backs up to the corner diagonal, and then runs, looking to dropkick Midnight in the tree-of-woe scenario. Midnight, however, escapes imminent doom, and wraps both of her legs around Bon Bon's neck, sending her face first into the middle turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: Wonderful counter! And now Midnight is going up top!

-Midnight jumps off the top rope, putting a twist on her usual double foot stomp finishing maneuver by forcing her feet right into the back of the head of Bon Bon, creating even more force onto the middle turnbuckle pad, and causing Bon Bon to fall back, her head hitting the mat-

Garble: Stroke...Of...Midnight!

-Midnight pulls Bon Bon away from the ropes, and hooks her leg-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd and Honeycomb cheer as the bell rings-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRR...MIIIIIIIDNIIIIIGHT STRIIIIKE!

Ahuizotl: She's found herself! Midnight is advancing to the tournament!

Garble: It wasn't the double foot stomp off the top that we've seen in previous weeks, but Midnight improvised and ADAPTED it, and it looks like it would hurt even MORE!

-Honeycomb enters the ring-

Honeycomb: Yay! You did it, Middy!

Midnight: Don't call me that-

Honeycomb: High fiiiive!

Midnight: No-

Honeycomb: Aww come on! It was a really great match!

Midnight: I'm aware. NO. -Leaves the ring, Honeycomb nagging behind her-

Honeycomb: How about a hug?

Midnight: Congratulate me by leaving me to my thoughts.

Garble: Certainly not as fluid a relationship as Lyra and Bon Bon…

-Speaking of, Lyra enters the ring to console Bon Bon, until CREEPY FUCKING PIANO KEYS send the crowd into a frenzy-

*DEH!*

Ahuizotl: Speaking of fluid...a certain yellow liquid is currently running down my leg….

Garble: Who cut the lights? WHAT IS THIS VOODOO SHIT?!

Ahuizotl: Uh, it's voodoo….

Garble: I know that, but- -the lights are turned back on, and Amay Wythyst has Lyra in the position of her finishing move- Oh my God! A-...Amay Wythyst!

Ahuizotl: She's got Lyra! How did she do that?!

-Amay kisses Lyra's forehead, but cannot deliver her move as Bon Bon gets up after seemingly being attacked while the lights were off and yanks Amay off of Lyra, grabbing her arms and twisting them around. For the second week in a row, Amay pushed Bon Bon away as Lucy Harper enters the ring to hit Bon Bon with a vicious big boot, but this time, Bon Bon ducks, causing the big boot to instead smash into Amay's face-

Garble: Oh! Not this time! The leader of the Wythyst Family just ate the big boot of Lucy Harper!

-Bon Bon begins brawling with Harper as Lyra exits the ring, running over to meet Ericka Rowan head on and brawl with her as well-

Ahuizotl: This is a sample of what we're going to get Sunday! And the crowd is loving it!

-Rowan tries to hit Lyra with a Fallaway Slam, but Lyra lands on her feet, kicking Rowan in the gut when she turns around. She then grabs ahold of her green collared top and CHUCKS her into Amay's rocking chair!-

Garble: There goes Rowan! The 6'3, 190 pound Ericka Rowan crashing into the symbolic rocking chair of Amay Wythyst!

-As Bon Bon turns around, she is met with Lucy Harper, who SUICIDE DIVES through the middle rope and crashes into her! The crowd is going nuts-

Ahuizotl: WHOA! LUCY HARPER!

Garble: How can a woman her size do something so INSANE like that?! She's moving around like Lightning Dust!

Ahuizotl: You just answered the question yourself...she's doing an insane thing like that because she IS insane!

Garble: I just can't believe it!

-Harper glares down at Bon Bon, touching her middle and index fingers of both of her hands to the head and closing her eyes before moving her fingers away and bulging her eyes out-

Ahuizotl: Harper doesn't need to talk for us to get that she's quite out there…

Garble: The gestures say it all-LOOK OUT!

-Lyra jumps up on the steel steps and then jumps off as Harper looks towards her, planting her with a Tornado DDT!-

Ahuizotl: This is incredible! For the very first time, Lyra and Bon Bon have been able to snuff out the Wythyst Family!

Garble: They're making progress….but they forgot about the woman who runs things…

-Lyra turns around to meet Amay, who is right in her face. Amay cackles, and then jabs Lyra in the face, sending Lyra tumbling backwards into the steps. Amay then runs at Lyra, but Lyra drop toeholds Amay into the steps, her face smashing into the steel-

Ahuizotl: Amay is stunned!

-Amay stumbles right into Bon Bon, who twists her arms over and FINALLY plants Amay's face into the floor with the Candy Wrapper!-

Garble: Amay has been DISPOSED of! The Wythysts aren't as powerful as they seem!

Ahuizotl: Bon Bon may not be in the tournament next month, but both her and Lyra have to feel FILLED with confidence heading into Frontline!

Garble: They've proven that the Wythyst Family can be HALTED...but can they be proven as BEATABLE? We will find out this Sunday at Frontline, but this was a HUGE first stop! Way to go, ladies!

-Lyra and Bon Bon stand side by side, each raising the others arms over Amay, Harper continuing to lay on the ground in snow angel formation and Rowan still lying on top of the rocking chair-

*GM's office*

Swirlanaitis: -checking his phone- You really outdid yourself this time, Luna! The app is getting at least a thousand views every minute, and someone is voting on the poll at least every 18 seconds!

Luna: I told you it would be a rousing success. -smirks- The app is climbing up the iStore charts as we speak, all thanks to my cunning advertisement technique!

Sunset: -sitting on Luna's cough, rubbing her championship as it is draped across her lap- Yeah, it's a pretty solid idea, but your best move of the night was letting me take the night off...again.

Luna: -shakes her head- You're the champion, Sunset. The most important asset for the Lunacy brand! We can't afford for you to get an injury just 6 days before Frontline!

Sunset: Heh...and that's why you're in charge. You couldn't be more right….

-Mr. Rich walks into the office-

Luna: Hello, Mr. Rich!

Mr. Rich: Hmmm…-looking down at Sunset- Ms. Shimmer….-narrows his eyes- Swirlinaitis…

Swirlinaitis: -nervously rubbing the back of his head- Uhhh...h-hello, sir!

Luna: What can I do for you, sir? -smiles big-

Mr. Rich: Well, first of all, I'd like to congratulate you on the astounding results with tonight's app exposure! Celestia will be wanting to pay attention to that come Friday's Sublime…

Luna: Th-thank you, sir!

Mr. Rich: Now, the rest of the card looks good, but….there's one thing I think I'll throw in there…

Luna: Oh? What's that, sir?

Mr. Rich: Welllll...I've been noticing….ever since Ms. Shimmer won the title...she hasn't competed in a SINGLE match….why is that?

Luna: W-well, sir….she is the CHAMPION.

Mr. Rich: That doesn't come with special privileges, need I remind you. She still should be competing like everybody else. Now, I see the same was happening to Cadance, but I noticed you booked her in a match tonight with Maud.

Luna: -shakes her head- Yes, as a tuneup.

Mr. Rich: I like the idea of that match...but I like what I've got in mind even better...it's been a staple of yours to combine ongoing rivalries into one match type, and I think it's another great way to promote the pay per view. So, tonight, I'm taking a page out of your book. There is going to be a 6 person tag: Flash Sentry, Giz Hero, and Cadance will take on Shining Armor, Rumble...and Sunset Shimmer…-the crowd cheers, as Sunset jolts up to her feet-

Sunset: You can't do that! What if I get hurt?!

Mr. Rich: Then tag someone in. That isn't my problem. You aren't prone to injuries when you're champion, Sunset…

Sunset: Grrrr…-slunks back into the sofa-

Mr. Rich: And besides….-puts an arm around Luna- If general manager Luna has entrusted you with the Eternal Women's championship, she must expect big things out of you….well, I expect big things, too...this is your big chance to show everyone what a deserving champion you are! I wouldn't pass up that opportunity for the world….-exits before patting Luna on the shoulder- Good luck!

-Luna sits down on the sofa to console Sunset, who has her hands ripping at her hair-

Sunset: THIS SUCKS! Now both mine and Shiny's night is ruined! Where does he get off-

Luna: Shhh...simmer down, Sunset…-whispers- He might be listening!

Sunset: Of course YOU'RE scared…-rolls her eyes, before picking up her title and storming out of the room-

Swirlinaitis: This gives me a great idea for a new poll!

Luna: Not now, Mr. Swirlinaitis….

Swirlinaitis: Is Sunset Shimmer being a drama queen? The options will be Yes, Yes, and Yeah probabl- -shuts up after Luna shoots him a dirty look- Oh...okay...I'll bring it up in the board meeting next time…-frowns-

-We go to commercial with Luna sighing-

-We return from break to see Neon Lights and DJ Z in the ring, prancing around like their fratboy selves-

Garble: We are BACK, here on Monday Night Lunacy, all set for tag team action!

-FANCEH music that is a bit more aggressive than the one belonging to the team from Sublime because french people aren't very FANCEH-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Accompanied to the ring...by FLEUUUR DE LIS! At a combined weight, of 479 POOOUNDS! They are, the COMBO...of CARNAAAGE CHAMPIOOOOOONS! EEEEEEGOOOOOOOO!

Garble: It's so nice to see the lovely Fleur De Lis out here once again….3

Ahuizotl: Yeah, but don't be so deceived. She's an incredibly conniving woman. She's the reason EGO even HAVE those titles!

Garble: And she may be the reason they keep them, because this Sunday at Frontline, she'll be in the corner of EGO, as they defend their titles...against the team of Ace and Zack Ryder: Rack Attack.

Ahuizotl: Let's not overlook NION Lights, however. They don't know what to expect when they face Bill Nyeker's new proteges, Xavier Kendrick and Dwight Dawson at Frontline.

Garble: About a month ago they would, but you're right. Dawson and Kendrick are more sadistic than they've ever been before, and I'm sure that's because Bill Nyeker's koolaid tastes pretty good.

Ahuizotl: Speaking of, we haven't seen Nyeker or his new students since the night of their inauguration into his classroom...where are they?

Garble: Nyeker has gotta be filling their heads will all sorts of propaganda and tactics needed to combat a savvy team like NION Lights, but I don't care how prepared you are….NION Lights is going to be the ultimate test for those two kids, and I don't know if they're going to pass.

Ahuizotl: Well, we'll find out when we get there. For now, NION Lights is going to be tested against the Combo of Carnage champions.

Match 2: EGO w/ Fleur De Lis vs NION Lights

-Fleur De Lis stands on the apron, getting DJ Z's attention by slipping her hair-

DJ Z: He-HEEEEEEY baby! You wanna drop an LP with me? We'll call it "Sexual Tension." -he winks, before turning around and dropkicking Fancypants, who was trying to take advantage of the distraction, the crowd cheering as Fleur gets off the apron in a huff-

-8 minutes later-

-Fancy Pants nails a stiff uppercut on Neon Lights, sending him falling over the middle rope. Gustave Le Grand then enters the ring, and gets the ref's attention as he tries to get him out. Meanwhile, Fleur De Lis pushes her arms down on Neon's neck, choking him and gaining an influx of boos from the crowd-

Garble: You're right, 'Zotl...what a conniving gal Fleur is...but she's effective and-

Ahuizotl: Hot?

Garble: -blushes- Y-yeah…

Ahuizotl: I'd expect nothing less from a troubled teen…

-DJ Z jumps off the apron and begins chasing after Fleur. Fleur runs around the ring and ducks under Gustave, who levels DJ Z with a jumping clothesline-

Ahuizotl: And that's just a few small examples of why EGO are the champions...Fleur's cunning, and Gustave's wicked strength!

-8 minutes later-

-A tag is made to DJ Z as Neon places Gustave on the middle rope. DJ Z then vaults over him, pulling him into a pin, placing his legs over Gustave's arms-

*1…..2…-the pin is broken up as Fleur sprays perfume at the side of DJ Z's face, which is so accurate because the pin is made very close to the ropes. The crowd boos as the ref rings the bell, DJ Z collapsing off of Gustave and covering his eyes in pain-

Ahuizotl: That SHE-DEVIL! That was so uncalled for it isn't even funny!

Garble: What? She clearly mis-sprayed, 'Zotl….I know, I'm just kidding. You are absolutely correct.

-Neon Lights enters the ring, pushing Gustave out of the way so he can check on his friend. That ends quickly, however, as Fancy Pants now enters the ring and throws Neon into the air with a German Suplex, Fleur clapping profusely-

Ahuizotl: And now it gets worse! Let him check on his friend!

-Gustave throws Neon out of the ring as Fancy hits DJ Z with Elite Execution. Meanwhile, Gustave begins taking apart the announce table-

Ahuizotl: No! Get the hell out of here! Stop them!

-Neon shoves Gustave away, but his potential rally is ceased as Fleur runs over and punts him in the gut-

Ahuizotl: This is so ridiculous! It's 3 on 1!

Garble: At least do it on a wooden table! This is going to hurt big time!

-Fancy exits the ring, and both he and Gustave wrap an arm around Neon. They then lift him into the air and drive him through the table with their Cream of the Crop double team maneuver, causing the table to collapse and explode-

Ahuizotl: -cringing- Okay, okay! Now get out of here!

-Fleur looks down at the prone body of Neon, kicking at one of his arms as the crowd continues to boo-

Crowd: EGO-SUCKS! EGO-SUCKS! EGO-SUCKS! EGO-SUCKS! EGO-SUCKS! EGO-SUCKS!

Garble: It seems EGO wanted to send a message to Rack Attack here tonight….and they chose NION Lights as the ones to help them send it.

Ahuizotl: NION Lights didn't volunteer for anything! And what message does this show Rack Attack?! That the champions and even their manager are COWARDS?

Garble: It shows them that EGO is willing to do ANYTHING to hold onto the gold.

Ahuizotl: Yeah? Well I'm so SICK of having champions that will do the most low-down, pathetic things to keep their titles! I hope Rack Attack becomes Combo of Carnage champions...this Sunday at Frontline!

Madden: Your winners, as a result of a DISQUALIFICATIOOOON...NIOOOON...Lights!

-We end the segment with Fleur raising the hands of her men before we head backstage to Cloudchaser and Flitter idly chatting-

Cloudchaser: Sooooo...when are you gonna ask him out?

Flitter: Hold ON, sis! I didn't even expect him to kiss me! It's all just...moving so fast…

Cloudchaser: But you wanted him to, right?

Flitter: Well of course I WANTED him to! And it felt great…-blushes- It's just-

-The sisters' gossip is interrupted as Rumble walks up to them-

Rumble: There you are, Flitter! Where have you been all week? Your sister made it to our lunch yesterday! Where were YOU?

Cloudchaser: Lay off her, Rumble…-frowns-

Rumble: I most certainly will NOT. I'm worried about her….

Flitter: I...I was thinking…

Rumble: I should've known...that ingrate Giz Hero has been infesting your mind for weeks!

Flitter: Hey! I didn't even SAY it was about Giz! And, even if it IS, that has NOTHING to do with you!

Rumble: Oh...but it DOES, little lady. This involves MY prized championship! Can't you see what he's doing? He is trying to manipulate every vital part of my regime, just before our championship match! First it's you, and then that suddenly charming JERK will go after Cloudchaser….I can't allow that to happen! My title match is coming up! I need to FOCUS, and I can't do that with you running around whenever you'd like-

Flitter: -stopping Rumble by getting in his face again, gritting her teeth- Like I said LAST WEEK...stop trying to control my personal life...also, why don't you think about somebody OTHER than yourself? I'VE got a match up next, I'VE got to compete in a huge tournament starting next week, and I can't do that with some pompous, pampered CHILD trying to push me around like I'm HIS to push around! You think YOU'VE got it hard? Try to start seeing things the way OTHERS see it….let's go, sis….

-Flitter stomps away, as Cloudchaser frowns at Rumble before walking away as well. We go to commercial with Rumble yet again being left flabbergasted by Flitter-

-After a Frontline advertisement is ran, we are back in the ring, where Cloudchaser is trying to calm Flitter down-

Ahuizotl: Good for Flitter for standing up for herself!

Garble: Let's see if she can stand up for herself in the ring here tonight. She's got a pretty physical opponent waiting to come out…

-The glass shatters, sending the Lunacy fans into a fit of cheers-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 129 POOOUNDS….BEEERRYYYYY...PUNCH!

Garble: This should be an interesting matchup. Both participants are set to compete in the Crater Chick championship tournament next month.

Ahuizotl: That's correct. But is Flitter even going to be able to make it through this match? She looks like she is about to blow.

Garble: Might not be a bad thing. At least she'll have a formal opponent like Berry Punch to take all her frustration out on.

-Berry enters the ring, and as she ascends the first turnbuckle to put up her middle fingers, Flitter pushes the ref out of the way, and runs up to Berry, grabbing her by the hair and shoving her to the mat forcefully-

Garble: Oh man...you might be right, 'Zotl...this might turn ugly if the bell doesn't ring!

-Flitter mounts Berry and wraps her hands around her throat, beginning to choke her. The referee soon pushes her off, to which Flitter complies and backs up into the corner with the referee admonishing her-

Ahuizotl: It's good that the referee got some order.

-Meanwhile, Cloudchaser walks up and elbows Berry in the nose, causing blood to start trickling down it-

Garble: Ouch! So much for order!

Ahuizotl: -sighs- It's going to be another one of THOSE matches again, isn't it?

-The ref walks over to Berry-

Ref: Berry, you're bleeding? Do you still want me to start the match?

Berry: -coughs- You're damn right, son! Ring the f'n bell!

-The referee shrugs, and signals to the timekeeper to ring the bell to start the match-

Match 3: Flitter w/ Cloudchaser vs Berry Punch

-As soon as the bell rings, Flitter runs over to the corner, pummeling Berry with kick after kick to the gut. As the referee approaches his 5 count, she backs up as Cloudchaser once again interjects herself by ramming the back of Berry's head into the bottom turnbuckle. As she walks away, Flitter runs at Berry, driving her boot into her forehead, which causes Berry to inch her way down to the mat-

Garble: This isn't looking too good, at least for Berry….

Ahuizotl: Berry's a tough girl, too! But I guess getting attacked from behind leaves any tough girl defenseless…

-7 minutes later-

-Flitter continues to try to wear Berry out even further by executing a Superplex on her, but Berry miraculously is able to shove Flitter off the top rope. When she gets up, she hits her with a Double Axe handle, and then plants her with a Spinebuster the next time she gets up-

Ahuizotl: Berry is showing some life, finally! 1! 2! And Flitter kicks out!

-Immediately after, Cloudchaser gets on the apron. Berry has grown tired of her interference. As she walks over to deal with her, Cloudchaser hops down-

Ahuizotl: What a little gnat Cloudchaser is…

Garble: A gnat? Jeez then, gnats are really sexy!

Ahuizotl: You know what I mean…

-Flitter tries to clothesline Berry while her back is turned, but Berry catches this out of the corner of her eye and dodges it, Flitter bounces into the ropes and falling on her back and then rolling herself up. When she gets to her feet, Berry is there to kick her in the gut and drop her with the Bar Tab!-

Garble: Did Berry make a successful comeback! 1...2...she did!

-The bell rings as Berry lets go of her pin-

Ahuizotl: Flitter, constant interference or not, was strong throughout ALL this match. But in the end, it seemed just a little too much of her personal life got in the way of her getting what needed to be done in her professional life!

-The referee raises Berry's hand as Berry is caught in the back of the head by a forearm from Cloudchaser, which drops her to her knees. Cloudchaser then begins to put the boots to Berry's back and shoulder, the crowd booing-

Crowd: BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY!

Garble: And she doesn't even get the chance to soak in her victory…

-Berry desperately pushed Cloudchaser away, which indeed gives her enough time to jump to her feet and deliver the Bar Tab to Cloudchaser as well-

Ahuizotl: It seems you're wrong, my friend! Berry Punch just showed these two sisters that they tried to get the jump on the WROOONG woman!

-Berry climbs each of the 4 turnbuckles, raising her middle fingers in the air as her music hits-

Garble: I gotta say, with a performance like that, Berry Punch is my early favorite in the Crater Chick championship tournament...she could go all the WAY, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: She very well could, but so should a shady competitor like Flitter.

Garble: That's next week, though. Tonight, however, Flitter's shadiness...just wasn't enough to overcome the tenacity of Berry Punch!

-We cut to the interview area after Berry exits the ring, bobbing her head as she walks up the ramp. Meanwhile, we get a final image of Flitter and Cloudchaser, the defeated duo, unconscious side-by-side-

Silver Shill: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with The Mean Girl-

-Silver is shoved away by Turf, who nabs his microphone. This angers his bodyguards, to which Turf gets right in their face-

Turf: HA! You gonna tackle a woman? I'LL CASTRATE BOTH OF YOU DICKHEADS. -glares at Silver Shill- GET OUTTA HERE! WE HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!

-Silver quickly backs away as his guards follow. Turf smirks as she hands the microphone to Diamond Tiara-

Diamond: Scootaloo! Do you really think you can get away with what you did last week? If it wasn't for you, we would've toppled those bitches! And if it wasn't for you, my BFFs Turf and Silver Spoon wouldn't have to defend their titles tonight, against a team they can't even prepare for...BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS!

Silver Spoon: It's, like, TO-TALLY un-FAIR!

Diamond: I swear on ALL of my daddy's money...if you DARE show up in my match, or the title match, I won't be able to WAIT until Frontline! I'll hit you with Turf's boss knuckles! I'll make you bleed! I'll grab a microphone and bash you with it UNTIL YOU QUIT! You'll never interfere in another match again...you'll never HAVE another match again! YOU. WILL. BE. GONE! And if you don't believe me, YOU BETTER! Because I am DIAMOND...FREAKING...TIARA...AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT! -spikes the mic into the floor and walks off with her besties as we go to commercial-

*Backstage*

-Flitter is pacing around the backstage area as her sister jogs up to her-

Cloudchaser: Sis! Calm down! You look like you wanna kill somebody!

Flitter: I DO, DAMMIT! That little...he's just a kid! We were changing his diapers when we were 7 years old, he can't treat us like that! He owes us everything!

Cloudchaser: -looks down at the ground sideways- I know how you feel...but causing a scene won't solve anything….

Flitter: And he's the reason I lost, too! I got too caught up in his stupid words! His cocky, arrogant words! I shouldn't have attacked Berry! I should've kept my emotions in check, and waited for the bell….-glares at her sister- And some help YOU were!

Cloudchaser: -frowns- ...Me? Flitter….don't do thi-

Flitter: You had ONE. JOB, Cloudchaser! Soften her up! JUST SOFTEN HER UP!

Cloudchaser: -a tear rolls down her cheek- I….I was trying my best…

Flitter: Well your best isn't good enough! It...it isn't….-she looks at her sister again, and upon noticing her tears, collapses against a metal crate and begins bawling. Cloudchaser embraces her, letting Flitter lay her head on her neck as she pets her- I'm...I'm so so-RRY, sis! I….I don't know what's -sniffle- ha-happening to me-ee!

Cloudchaser: It's just so weird seeing you be the loud one….usually that's me….

Flitter: -looks up at her sister, running a forearm through her eyes and giggling- Yeah, I guess you're right…-stands up, hugging her sister yet again- This is all that ungrateful runt's fault…

Cloudchaser: Try not to put so much blame on him, sis….he's under a lot of pressure, too….

Flitter: He's got it easy! It's not like HE has all this emotional stress of trying to get somebody to like him! He's in love WITH HIMSELF!

-Cloudchaser giggles, but gasps as she looks over the shoulder of her sister-

Flitter: What? -begins to turn around- What's got your att-also gasps, even louder, upon noticing Giz Hero standing in front of her- G-...Giz! Hi!

Giz: Hey there...you alright? I heard you yelling down the hall…

Flitter: Y-yeah! I….-relaxes, finally talking not like a nervous wreck- I'm fine….I'm fine.

Giz: I know you've got a brave face on...I saw your match. You weren't trying to win that way...you just wanted to let off some steam.

Flitter: -sigh- I guess I can't keep anything from you…-smiles the smile you smile when somebody figures out how you operate-

Giz: It wouldn't be so bad...after all, it's a common human emotion...if you didn't get your sister involved. -looks at Cloudchaser, as does Flitter. Cloudchaser is looking down at the floor, rubbing her arm-

Flitter: Yeah…-looks back at Giz with a frown- I feel really bad…

Giz: Can I give you some advice?

Flitter: S-sure!

Giz: I learned this just last month from my wrestling trainer...since it was such hard work, I was under a lot of stress. When I felt like quitting, instead of punching a wall, my trainer simply told me to take a deep breath.

Flitter: That's it?...that really works?

Giz: Well, I'm fighting for a championship this Sunday, so what do you think? -smiles-

-Flitter closes her eyes, clenches her fist, and inhales deeply before exhaling. She opens her eyes to a big smile-

Giz: How do you feel?

Flitter: …..Light-headed, but otherwise….wonderful. -smiles again-

Giz: I'm glad to hear. -smiles back- Say….you've got a match Sunday, and a tournament to worry about next week…

Flitter: Yeah, I do.

Giz: I learned in training that it's good to get away from the pressure every once in a while. Do something not strenuous to your mentality.

Flitter: Sounds like some good advice….I could use a resting period for my emotions….

Giz: I think I've got JUST the thing.

Flitter: Oh? What's that?

Giz: How about tomorrow...I take you out for dinner? -Flitter's eyes bulge- I know, such short notice, but it would be enough time to take your mind off of things, to the point where the next time you start to worry about everything that's coming up, it doesn't overwhelm you.

-Flitter dashes her head back at Cloudchaser, who also has her eyes bulged. Her sister quickly nods at her with a big grin-

Flitter: Yes! I would l-...um, I mean...sure. -smiles sweetly- My psyche would like that.

Giz: So would mine. -smiles back- That way, come Sunday, we'll be at our best mentally, since we've already got the physical part down.

Flitter: -can't help but admire his muscles- Yeeeaaah….especially y-snaps out of trance after an elbow in the side from Cloudchaser- Uh, yes! Yes, absolutely.

Giz: Heh, alright. It's settled then. I'll catch you tomorrow. -leans in and kisses Flitter on the forehead, and then walks off before Flitter can explode-

Flitter: EHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HE ASKED ME BEFORE I ASKED HIM! -Begins bouncing up and down as she holds her sister's hands-

Cloudchaser: I KNOW! That's a good sign!

Flitter: GOOD SIGN?! IT'S THE BEST SIGN! This is really HAPPENING! OH MAN WHAT DO I WEAR WHAT ABOUT MY HAIR I'M ALL SWEATY I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER SHOULD I GO GET IMPLANTS WHAT AB-

Cloudchaser: SIS! Don't you remember what he said? Deeeeeep breath-

Flitter: SCREW THAT! HE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I'M A GIRL! HOW CAN A GIRL BREATH AT A TIME LIKE THIS!? -She hugs her sister excitedly, the scene ending with them laughing-

Cloudchaser: You deserve this….-smiles at her sister's new opportunity to find love-

Ahuizotl: I'll tell ya, boy...when it comes to Flitter, it's certainly a roller coaster!

Garble: I know what you mean….one minute, we're happy for her….the next, we're bashing her for attacking an opponent from behind. But you can't look down on her after this!

Ahuizotl: I'm very happy for her. -smiles- This should be all she needs in order to prepare herself for the busiest month of hercareer so far.

Garble: She'll be very busy over the next day, though...ugh...she'll probably go through at least 70 outfit changes! Jeez!

Ahuizotl: I can only hope that terror Rumble keeps his nose OUT of this...if he REALLY cares about Flitter, he'll let her enjoy this!

Garble: Sadly, I doubt he'll be able to resist the temptation…

Ahuizotl: We'll be sure to give you an update on how the date went at Frontline. But for now…-stands up with the microphone, as the crowd cheers-

Crowd: AHUI-ZOTL! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* AHUI-ZOTL! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* AHUI-ZOTL! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Ahuizotl: Yes, thank you all! Here's something else to cheer for...the polls for the very first FAN INTERACTION in EWF app history...have just closed. We hope you all got your votes in, because right now...we're going to find out, which team will be facing Turf and Silver Spoon for the Chick Combo championship, in tonight's main event…-cheers- Your choices were: Twilight and Lightning Dust, Fluttershy and Lightning Dust, and finally...Fluttershy and Twilight. Now, let's see the results…

-a drum roll plays before the results are showed on the titantron. Here is how they read:

Twilight and Lightning Dust: 28%

Fluttershy and Lightning Dust: 56%

Twilight and Fluttershy: 16%

The crowd pops big-time as they read the result. They then begin to chant "Yay" very loudly as Ahuizotl begins to talk again-

Ahuizotl: Fluttershy and Lightning Dust! There you have it! And that means our next match will consist of Diamond Tiara...and Twilight Sparkle, both vying for a spot in next month's Crater Chick championship tournament! Congratulations to everyone who downloaded the app and voted on it! You all had a hand in deciding tonight's main event, as well as the upcoming on tonight's Lunacy broadcast...thank you! -he sits back down as Garble claps-

Garble: HaHA! Good job, my man! You make a great master of ceremonies!

Ahuizotl: Those results are a bit surprising to me, I must say...I expected Twilight and Lightning Dust to acquire most of the votes.

Garble: That WOULD be the team to beat! They, together, make up the first two Eternal Womens champions EVER. But ever since coming to Lunacy, Fluttershy has gained a following bigger than ANY other superstar...it's ASTOUNDING how popular this girl is!

Ahuizotl: I agree, and the percentages don't lie! We'll see if she can live up to the hype in tonight's main event…-Diamond Tiara's theme song plays to a chorus of boos- Right now, though, as said, we need to fill up more tournament slots!

Madden: The following contest….is a QUALIFYING MATCH, for the Crater Chick...championship TOURNAMENT, aaand….is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first...from LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 123 POOUNDS! DIIIIIAMOOOND...TIIIARAAAA!

Garble: Diamond Tiara has made herself perfectly clear tonight….she doesn't think the crowd DESERVES the power to make matches, especially ones involving her!

Ahuizotl: She complained that her besties, Turf and Silver Spoon, wouldn't know who their opponents were going to be, and thus, that made it unfair. That's why they should prepare for ALL of them!

Garble: Fair point. Hell, I'm willing to bet Diamond thinks this whole tournament is pointless to begin with. You just KNOW she thinks she's entitled to the Crater Chick championship….

Ahuizotl: Oh, that's plain to tell...look at the way she walks….-Diamond ignores all of the fans that want to slap hands with her, and the ones that are REALLY desperate get shooed away by her hand- Why would any of those fans want to high fiver her? It's beyond me…

Garble: I'd be shocked if they actually did...I think they'd rather whip her with a ruler instead!

Ahuizotl: Well, she's certainly going to get a whooping tonight...she's facing one of the most accomplished athletes in ALL of EWF, Twilight Sparkle.

Garble: On the outside, she's taking it lightly...but on the inside...ohooo MAN she is FUMING.

-Diamond sits on the steel steps, posing for everybody daintily before she enters the ring and approaches the ropes, looking out at all of the people she thinks she is better than. She walks around the ring, holding her arms out-

Diamond: THIS. ALLLLL of this is MINE! -the crowd boos, to which she sends the "loser" sign all throughout the arena-

*A hundred thousand stories...have filled my he-ead…* -the crowd suddenly responds with numerous cheers-

Ahuizotl: And here's a woman who has paid her dues!

Garble: And a woman who RESPECTS the crowd for the opportunity she has just been given!

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompanied to the ring, by Lightning Dust, and Fluttershy! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 129 POOOOUNDS….TWIIIIILIIIIIGHT..SPAAAARKLLLLLE!

Ahuizotl: And of course, Twilight is being led to the ring by the women with whom she will go to war with this Sunday at Frontline against The Sword…

Garble: Fluttershy, Lightning, and Twilight have all had each other's backs like they promised they would. They want to be geared up to fight in case The Sword ever tries to get the jump on them.

Ahuizotl: Diamond, however, is alone in this match, which surprises me.

Garble: It's likely so Turf and Silver Spoon can prepare for their match in the main event against Lightning and Fluttershy. They don't have much time to strategize, after all.

-Twilight, unlike her opponent, actually takes the time to play to the crowd by slapping hands with them. Diamond yawns-

Ahuizotl: Diamond better not sleep on this match...Twilight always gives 110 percent in the ring. And it's not just to succeed...it's to give the fans she loves a show they can remember forever.

Garble: And that's why she's so respected, and, well….Diamond isn't.

Ahuizotl: Simple as that.

-Twilight enters the ring, staring across it at Diamond, who is smirking at her-

Garble: Regardless, this is sure to be a hell of a match…

Match 4: Diamond Tiara vs Twilight Sparkle w/ Fluttershy and Lightning Dust

-As the bell rings, Diamond exits the ring from an approaching Twilight, the crowd booing-

Diamond: HOLD ON A SECOND!

Ahuizotl: DAMNIT! They were just booing! You should be used to it...calm down!

Crowd: GET THE FUCK IN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* GET THE FUCK IN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* GET THE FUCK IN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Diamond: I'M NOT READY YET! -she moves into pushup position, but that proves to be a setup as she springs to her feet and shoves Fluttershy into the barricade-

Garble: Oh now what was the point in that?! She wasn't doing anything to you!

-The crowd boos as Lightning checks on her partner. Twilight then slides under the ring, but Diamond is ready for her, ramming her back into the ring-

Ahuizotl: And that skirt is known to be the hardest part of the ring...Diamond is whiny, but she's truly a prodigy of the squared circle.

-Diamond looks back at Lightning and laughs at her and the fallen Fluttershy, who is holding her neck-

Diamond: You'll NEVER be tag team champions! LOS-

-Diamond is cut off as Twilight recovers, hoisting her up into the air and dropping her back-first on that same ring-skirt. The crowd is jubilated in response-

Crowd: KICK HER ASS! KICK HER ASS! KICK HER ASS! KICK HER ASS!

Twilight: -grabbing ahold of Diamond's hair, looking out into the crowd- Is that what you want?! -they all scream, as Twilight grins- Alright then! -she points at Fluttershy before slapping Diamond Tiara and then throwing her face-first into the ring post-

Ahuizotl: This is exactly the kind of aggression these girls need to show if they want to take down The Sword at Frontline!

Garble: You're right...keep it coming, Twilight!

-Twilight throws Diamond into the ring and climbs the ropes, flying off of it when Diamond gets up with a Hurricanrana, spinning Diamond in the air and flinging her into the ropes, which she lands on with her neck-

Garble: Oh man! Twilight...taking flight!

Ahuizotl: And Diamond has a slight history of neck problems...this could turn from bad to worse for her in a hurry!

-8 minutes later-

Ahuizotl: Diamond has taken a HEAP of abuse in this match...I'm surprised she's still going!

Garble: Being in that tournament must really mean a lot to her...or she just realizes that she would be embarrassed beyond belief, resulting in a meltdown if she weren't at least able to put on a good performance in this match.

-Diamond crawls towards the ropes in an attempt to escape from Twilight. The ref begins to back off Twilight as she viciously pursues Diamond, which gives Diamond just a small window of opportunity to stand up and send her thumb right into the right eye of Twilight-

Ahuizotl: Oh...you just KNEW she would pull something like that…

Garble: Hey, it's what Diamond's known for. It's definitely wrong, but you've gotta give her props for knowing her surroundings.

-Diamond gains enough energy to run off the ropes and hit Twilight with a spinning neckbreaker as the ref disperses from her. Diamond then gets up and repeatedly stomps on Twilight's face, making sure to bring the point of her boot to Twilight's eye socket-

Ahuizotl: And now Diamond is going to show just how malicious SHE can be…

Garble: She looks to be pretty good at it...surprised her daddy's head isn't chock-FULL of gray hairs at this point…

-2 minutes later-

-Diamond has Twilight's head resting on the middle rope, as she literally TAKES A SEAT on Twilight's back and looks at her new manicure-

Ahuizotl: Well this is...innovative offense, to say the least!

Garble: Twilight sure isn't thinking that...she's instead thinking that it hurts like hell.

Ref: 1….2….3….4….-Diamond hops off Twilight's back and pokes the referee in the chest-

Diamond: I KNOW THE RULES, YOU IDIOT! -She turns around and moves to the side of Twilight, knocking her off the ropes and to the mat with a boot to the side of the head.

Diamond moves to the front of Twilight and grabs each of her legs with an arm, placing her own legs on the top rope for leverage-

*1….2….-the crowd cheers as the referee stops the count, noticing Diamond's legs on the ropes-

Ref: HEY! YOU BETTER PIN HER CLEANLY OR THAT'S THE LAST OF YOUR PINS I COUNT!

-Diamond releases Twilight's legs, laughing at the referee-

Diamond: You're gonna count every pinfall I make, you worthless striped piece of zebra crap! Including the WINNING ONE! And you'll LOVE IT! -The crowd boos- SHUT UP!

Garble: I've said it time and time again….how pleasant….

Ahuizotl: She might wanna stop heckling these fans and the poor referee and pay attention to Twilight!

-Twilight rolls up an unsuspecting Diamond, but luckily for her, she was very close to the ropes, so she is able to grab on to avoid Twilight's pinfall. Diamond strikes Twilight right in the eye with a solid knee-

Garble: Looks like she REALLY has everything under control now, 'Zotl...Twilight's eye is starting to puff up!

-4 minutes later-

-Diamond goes for her finisher, The Diamond Cutter, but Twilight pushes her away and fires back with one of her signature, the Spell Check!-

Garble: TWILIGHT'S BACK IN THE FIGHT! SHE MIGHT HAVE SECURED HER SPOT IN THE TOURNAMEEE-Oh and Diamond kicks out at the last second!

Ahuizotl: She'll have to look out for that Diamond Cutter! It can be hit at ANY time!

Garble: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Outside the ring, outside the ring!

-Outside the ring, Beth Drollins scales the barricade, jumping out at Lightning Dust and knocking her to the floor with a knee to the head before she can avoid it. Fluttershy screams, but knows she has to be brave and help Lightning fight her off.

Drollins however, runs back into the crowd. Instead, Fluttershy's hair is grabbed by Diane Ditzbrose as she resurfaces in the crowd-

Ahuizotl: Ditzbrose has been spotted! Fluttershy's in danger now!

-Fluttershy sends a flurry of elbows into Diane's head, which backs her off, but when she turns back around, Rosely Reigns wrecks her with a devastating SPEAR!-

Garble: OHHHHHHHH! ROSELY REIGNS JUST BROKE FLUTTERSHY IN TWO!

-Twilight notices the attack on her friends in scurries out of the ring, but it is much too late, The Sword having all but already escape. Twilight doesn't care, though. She hops over the barricade and tries her best to go after them-

Ahuizotl: As much as I want Twilight to catch those assassins, it's not going to happen right now….

Garble: It's true. She needs to realize that and get back in the ring!

-Twilight puts her hands over her head as she realizes it's a lost cause. The referee is at the count of five as she finally begins to make her way back to the ring. As she begins to climb back over the barricade, Diamond Tiara strikes, hooking her arms around Twilight's neck and dropping her to the ground with the Diamond Cutter!-

Ahuizotl: NO! Diamond Tiara was hiding in the shadows, waiting for Twilight to return!

Garble: Twilight had her knees on the barricade, and Diamond assisted her over it, but not in the way Twilight wanted….

-Diamond crawls towards the ring apron and pulls herself up with the help of the bottom rope before sliding in under it as the referee continues to count-

Ref: 8…...9…...10! -the crowd's boos fill up almost all of the arena's sound as the bell ring. Diamond is on her knees in the ring as she thrusts her fists in the air-

Ahuizotl: You've gotta be kidding me….this is a travesty!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRR….DIIIIAAMOOOND..TIIIIAARAAAAA!

Garble: It may have been a countout, but Diamond could care LESS. She, no matter the circumstances, just defeated Twilight Sparkle. She, no matter the circumstances, has found herself in the Crater Chick championship tournament!

Ahuizotl: It's wrong, though, boy! It's so wrong!

Garble: I feel you! I know it is! I don't blame Twilight one bit! Those are her FRIENDS...and she PROMISED to be there for them if The Sword showed up! She's unconscious right now, but when she wakes up, she is likely going to feel responsible for them getting hurt…

Ahuizotl: And that's not how it is at all! It happened behind her! She had NO WAY of knowing!

Garble: It's sad, 'Zotl...it's DAMN sad….but it just adds more fuel to the fire for this Sunday...The Sword cost Twilight this match...they hurt her friends. This, is going to be a WAR. A WAR.

Ahuizotl: A war that Twilight, Lightning, and Fluttershy are now LESS than 100 percent for...a grueling match with Diamond Tiara, and Fluttershy and Lightning being taken out just now...it isn't looking good…

Garble: Let's not forget, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy still have a TITLE match...in VERY little time, not to mention! Normally, you'd be happy for them, but in their current condition, I'm not sure how much chance they've got…

Diamond: Looks like I saved you the pain of getting on your knees and counting down to my superiority….-she smirks, lightly smacking her hand on the referee's cheek- Aren't you lucky?

Ref: You are ROTTEN, Diamond Tiara…

Diamond: No, I'm ROYALTY. And soon, I'll be Crater Chick champion…-takes a deep breath, soaking that all in, as she leaves the ring and grabs a steel chair-

Garble: Oh no...hey! HEY! PUT THAT DOWN!

-She calmly struts over and slams the chair against Lightning Dust's head, then walking a few more steps and hitting the chair against Fluttershy's back-

Ahuizotl: Disgraceful….get the hell out of here!

-She lays the chair down, putting one of hands on a hip and smirking at the fans as she arrives at Twilight's prone body. She lays a simple knee into her ribs before walking away, the crowd before more than ever-

Diamond: Get used to that, you SIMPLETONS. That's ME: On TOP! -She does "I'll be champion soon gesture" before whipping her hair and strutting arrogantly to the back. The camera pans to the broken bodies of Twilight, Lightning, and Fluttershy-

Ahuizotl: This show really needs some heros….

Garble: We have some, man...they're just all washed up….-we go to commercial break with Garble's haunting truth-

*Interview Area*

Silver: Let's hope this interview goes a lot smoother…-fixes his hair and clears his throat- Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with the three superstars who, up next, will get the grand opportunity to take it to their fiercest rivals just 6 days before Frontline in a 6 person tag team match: Cadance...Flash Sentry...and Giz Hero. Cadance, I'll start with you...you gave your sacred Crater Chick championship for the opportunity to battle Sunset Shimmer for her own. Are you regretting that decision?

Cadance: Regretting something means you're giving up. I'm proud to be the very first woman to hold the Crater Chick championship on two separate occasions. But there's a bigger picture here, and that's the fact that at Frontline, a much bigger prize awaits me. Two prizes, actually. One, is the chance to get back at Sunset Shimmer for all she's done since I've come here...the injuries, the manipulation, the cheap shots, the heartbreak...I think of all that's happened to me...I think about it night and day...who is responsible for all of that? Well, a little bit is my ex-boyfriend, but the man to my right is going to be fighting him on my behalf Sunday…-smirks- But mainly, it's Sunset. Just uttering her name makes my skin OOZE….it's such a calm, serene name, but in reality...Sunset's a cancer to this business. She is a stain on this world. It will be my pleasure to pick up a leather strap, and abuse her in any way I see fit. The possibilities for her punishment...are literally ENDLESS.

Silver: And, of course, at the same time, you not only can beat Sunset, but capture from her the Eternal Womens championship.

Cadance: -nods with a smirk- The night I won the Crater Chick championship at Proving Grounds is what I considered my greatest achievement so far...they say you never forget your first time, and I haven't. I also didn't forget what happened after the match. Sunset wrapped a chair around my leg, and took my out of commission. And just one night later, I had to sit at home and WATCH as she held up the title I had worked so hard for...revenge is oh so sweet, though, Silver, and a few pay per views later, Sunset learned what it was like to have something she cherished so much taken from her, and it felt EUPHORIC to be the one that gave her that feeling. Just one month later, I am in a position where I can do it all over again...only this time, the championship I'm challenging for, is the richest prize in our industry: The Eternal Womens championship. I have no problem humbling that bitch one last time, and I plan to. I'm not only fighting for me, though...I'm fighting for every single person that woman has ever made miserable, and that includes you, Silver.

Silver: -smiles- Thank you, Cadance. Flash?

Flash: -shakes his head in astonishment- Thew! I mean, can't really outdo that. I'm not much for soliloquies, but I'm a big ambassador of telling it like it is. Like Cadance, my rivalry with one Shining Armor, is quite personal. Ya know we were best buds throughout high school...he watched my ass as bullets whizzed past my head in the army...and then we wound up here. And….everything changed. I don't know if some type of competitive nature got over him, or if he simply grew bored of his old buddy, but regardless, I never expected that I would have to do this….I never thought I would have to beat the piss out of my old friend...but that's exactly what he's forcing me to do to him at Frontline. And I'll do it, too. My goal is to beat him so bad, that his brain will be rattled into its rightful place, and he'll see Sunset for the manipulative skank she is, and me as his partner, his best friend. If that's not how it goes down...and if being a big douche is how he wants to live his life now...well than so be it. I'll at least be sure to show him, even though you're a lapdog of Luna….you're NOT invincible.

Silver: Finally, Giz?

-Giz looks off into the distance for a long while, before leaning into the mic-

Giz: Unlike my partners...I have no rich history with my opponent at Frontline. It simply goes as such: I am in this position, because I have goals...dreams...visions of being the very best. I am not looking for a simple mantra...I am searching for sheer FACTS. I WILL be the best competitor in the EWF...Rumble just has the unfortunate distinction of being in my way to the top. It wouldn't matter WHO it was in his place...I'm dishing out the most severe uppercuts I can throw this Sunday, and I'm going to ascend to the very top of the proverbial ladder. There will be no doubts. I, Giz Hero, will attain the title of Carnage champion. Doubters, critics, they'll all be proved wrong, and I'll take great pride in doing so.

Flash: -shakes his head- Nice, nice. That's all you have against him, though? Dude, he's a major SLIMEBAG.

Giz: I am aware. This is about his title, though. I am no judge of character.

Silver: Surely you're concerned about the way he treats Flitter and Cloudchaser, though.

Giz: -ponders for a moment- I realize I'm taking Flitter on a date tomorrow...but I'm still not sure if this isn't all such a huge ploy by Rumble. I'm not at all about to show any weakness towards him or those girls.

Flash: Why ask her out, then?

Giz: I may have a different mindset, and be incredibly focused on my craft…-barely smiles- But I'm still a man. If I can find love on the side, well...that would be a nice surprise as well.

Flash: Ahahaaaa! -slaps Giz on the shoulder- You see, Silver, this is why we are such a good team. All three of us are fighting for something different, but what we're fighting for...is very beneficial for us. Championships, retribution, friendship. We've all got a goal, and we're not going to shy away from it.

Cadance: Not to mention, all of our opponents are obnoxious PUNKS!

Flash: Haha, you got that right! I'd like to slap ALL of them around, EVEN Sunset! I don't know about you two, -looks at his partners- But if I get the chance tonight….I'm gonna do JUST that! -walks off, patting Silver on the shoulder. Cadance follows, rubbing her palms together in anticipation. Giz is the last to leave, walking at a slow enough pace to where he can gameplan. Silver looks on at them all with a smile-

Silver: That went a lot better!

Ahuizotl: -chuckles- Our 6 person tag team match...is NEXT!

-Back from commercial, we see all 6 competitors in the ring, prepared for our 6 person tag team match-

(Entrances were skipped because that interview ran a bit too long. That's okay, though. The interview meant a lot more, anyway)

Garble: This match was set up by Mr. Rich as a way to preview 3 of the top matches on the Frontline card heading into the actual pay per view itself.

Ahuizotl: It was a wonderful idea, because if you could believe it or not, this is actually both Sunset and Cadance's first match in nearly a month.

Garble: That's right, 'Zotl. Cadance's last match was actually when she defeated Sunset to recapture the Crater Chick championship. And Sunset's last match was when she won her coveted title.

Ahuizotl: I can believe it for Sunset, as she is associated with Luna and Swirlinaitis, and lord knows they would let her work one day a year if it was they wanted.

Garble: Or if they thought it was "best for business." -Ahuizotl groans- I know, I think it's nonsense too. Cadance, though? I would've figured at least a TUNE UP match for her in preparation of Frontline, but there hasn't even been so much as THAT.

Ahuizotl: At least Mr. Rich is righting both of those activities with this match right here. And Cadance, Flash, and Giz talked very passionately just a few moments ago about what their respective matches meant to them.

Garble: And I agree with them most definitely, they are without a DOUBT the most cohesive team. I mean, Cadance and Flash had their hearts BROKEN by the other's opponent! You've gotta have SOME kind of bond after that!

Ahuizotl: Not to mention, just look at the other team...they're all a bunch of narcissists! How can they work together?

Garble: Here's my theory, 'Zotl: They can't, and they won't. We know Sunset and Shining are an item, they've made that perfectly clear…-rolls his eyes- But Rumble? He doesn't even like sharing the shower with anybody else! How is he possibly going to be able to share the ring with two other people?

Ahuizotl: Well, he better learn how to quick if he doesn't want his partners abandoning him.

Match 5: Sunset Shimmer, Shining Armor, and Rumble vs Giz Hero, Cadance, and Flash Sentry

-Rumble volunteers to start the match, which Sunset and Shining happily oblige to so they can begin making out on the ring apron-

Garble: You can just see Cadance and Flash fighting the urge to vomit with all their might…

-Giz enters the ring, all focused as he looks to pin Rumble yet again-

Rumble: HEY! HOW DARE YOU ASK FLITTER OUT ON A DATE, YOU CREEPAZOID! SHE IS AN ANGEL! YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS HER!

-Gizmo begins to approach Rumble at a rousing speed, which causes Rumble to back up and push his upper body out through the middle rope, slapping Shining on the back, which abruptly ends Shining and Sunset's makeout session-

Ahuizotl: What happened to proving yourself, Rumble?! Can't back up your trash talking, so after only 15 seconds you decide to call it quits?

Garble: I'm not trying to sound like my old ways, 'Zotl, but I think Rumble has done NOTHING but prove himself since winning the Carnage championship. Triple threat victories in back-to-back pay per views. His only loss since winning the title was against Giz Hero. Why would Rumble want to possibly give Giz that same chance to beat him again?

Ahuizotl: Hmm...well, unlike your previous self, you actually make good points.

Garble: Not sure if insult, or compliment.

Ahuizotl: Take it whichever way you want.

-Shining and Sunset look perplexed as their tongues are forced away from each other as Giz wraps his hands around Shining's neck and tosses him into the ring, much to the delight of the fans-

Garble: This week's official weight for Giz is 229 pounds. Just last week, it was 221.

Ahuizotl: Wow! That's all muscle mass, too, folks. Giz is getting bigger every week!

Garble: And with that, he's getting stronger...that's not good for his opponents….

Crowd: YOU GOT COCK-BLOCKED! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU GOT COCK-BLOCKED! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU GOT COCK-BLOCKED! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Garble: -snorts- Oh holy shit...this crowd will never get old…

-7 minutes later-

-Shining is sitting on his ass, holding up his arms as Flash quickly tags in Giz and stalks Shining. Flash grabs Shining by the legs, and catapults him into Giz, who has entered the ring and hits Shining with a ferocious uppercut. The crowd grimaces as Shining's head bounces off of Giz's bicep and his back falls back onto the knees of Flash-

Ahuizotl: AAAAHHHH-OWWWW!

Garble: I think Shining's a jerk as much as anyone else, but MAAAAN do I feel sorry for him right now…

-Giz tags in Cadance, which the crowd pops for-

Ahuizotl: You're about to feel even worse for him...here comes his ex-girlfriend!

-As Shining continues to lay across Flash's knees, Cadance scales the top rope, the crowd growing in cheers-

Garble: Oh no! Is she actually gonna?

Sunset: -on the apron- NOOOOO! SHINY!

Ahuizotl: This has been a long time coming….jump, Cadance! Jump! Make him suffer like he made you suffer!

-Cadance is about to fly, but Sunset, the legal woman since Cadance had been tagged (this isn't intergender if you couldn't figure out), jumps at the perched Cadance with an elbow, stunning her. The crowd boos as she climbs to the top rope with her-

Ahuizotl: Sunset makes the save for her boy-toy!

Garble: Aww man! I was looking forward to seeing Shining get his comeuppance!

-Sunset tries to throw Cadance off the top rope, but Cadance soon gains the upper hand, and by the end of this display, she is shoving Sunset off of the top rope and crashing into Shining Armor, who Flash was still holding up on his knees!-

Garble: OHHHHHH! IT HAPPENED ANYWAY!

-After crashing into Shining, Sunset does a little flip over his ribs and lands on her belly, favoring her back-

Ahuizotl: With the help of Flash Sentry, Cadance was able to exact revenge on Shining Armor! One ex-lover to ANOTHER!

Garble: YES! YEEEES!

-After a small fit of "CADANCE" chants, the crowd unanimously breaks down into "THAT WAS AWE-SOME"-

Garble: You're damn right! And SO well deserved for BOTH of them!

-Flash exits the ring before the ref can disqualify him, but Cadance isn't down there….she leaps off the top rope and crashes both of her own knees right into the ribs of Shining. The crowd is going nuts-

Garble: She had to get just ONE more shot in!

Ahuizotl: Who can blame her? This must be the greatest feeling in the world to finally get physical with the two people who, together, turned her life upside down!

Crowd: CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE!

-Cadance makes a cover on Sunset, but only gets a 2 count-

-5 minutes later-

-Things have begun to break down in the ring. Giz and Shining are brawling outside the ring with Rumble lying against a barricade, while Flash walks over to help up Cadance. All of a sudden, Sunset leaps on top of his back, trying to choke him out-

Ahuizotl: And Sunset, the slimy seductress that she is, is trying to choke out her ex-boyfriend! That man she literally CASTRATED!

Garble: This is a bad position for Flash...you don't EVER want to be choked out by a woman, I don't care HOW weak of a man you are!

-Flash struggles for a while, but he finally is able to swat the gnat known as Shimmer off of his back by grabbing her shoulder and flipping her onto the mat. Sunset's eyes bulge, and she tries to get away, but she is blocked by Cadance, who is now standing up with her hands on her hips. Sunset turns around and her hair is grabbed by Flash himself. The crowd begins to come alive as they realize what this could soon mean-

Garble: Uh...uhhhh….Z-'ZOTL!

Ahuizotl: Flash has got Sunset! Flash has got Sunset! At last, this could be the moment every EWF fan has been waiting for!

Sunset: No! -Sunset is literally on the verge of tears- Flash, no! We...we used to be BRILLIANT together, you and I! We...we still could be!

Garble: Oh, screw this! Do it, Flash! Do it!

-Flash shakes his head defiantly and slowly, and soon places Sunset's head in between his legs. He grins manically as the crowd is acting like a zoo full of rabid monkeys-

Ahuizotl: OH MY GOD! THIS IS FINALLY GOING TO HAPPEN!

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Garble: THIS CROWD WANTS IT! WE WANT IT! Nobody wants it, more than Flash!

Ahuizotl: AND HE'S THE MAN TO DO IT! COME ON, FLASH! THINK OF ALL SHE'S DONE TO YOU!

-Flash definitely thought, but before he can react, he is caught in the side of the hide with a Supermodel kick by Rumble, who had just re-entered the ring. The crowd is booing furiously-

Garble: -like all the life had been taken out of him- Oh my Goooooood….of all the times! Of all the freaking times!

-Flash falls to the mat with a flood as Sunset scrambles to her corner. Cadance is about to go after her, but she is grabbed by the feet and pulled out of the ring by Shining Armor. He smirks at her, but she wastes no time in slapping the taste out of his mouth. That makes it up to the crowd!-

Garble: A vicious slap! It's better than nothing, I suppose!

-The force of the slap causes Shining to turn around, and running at him is Giz Hero, who knocks him to the mat with an excruciatingly powerful discus forearm! Shining crashes into the barricade as Giz and Cadance high five-

Garble: See what I mean? Terrific teamwork all match!

Ahuizotl: They're certainly looking out for each other. And it's a good thing, too! Who knows what Shining was going to do to Cadance…

Garble: I shudder to think, the sleazeball…

-7 minutes later-

-Even though they are bruised and exhausted, Sunset and Shining once again engage in a passionate liplock, their tongues flicking against each other's as Flash circles the ring with a winded Rumble-

Ahuizotl: This again...just watch the damn match for a minute, I'm beggin' ya!

-Flash grits his teeth. No longer able to take it, he tags in Cadance, barreling ahead at Shining and flying at him with a running crossbody, which sends both of them through the middle rope, the crowd cheering loudly-

Garble: Finally!

-Flash mounts Shining and begins punching him over and over again with closed fists. Sunset screams in appallment as Cadance flings her into the ring.

Shining soon pushes Flash away and crawls very quickly to the timekeeper's area, climbing over the barricade, but Flash soon grabs onto his tights. Shining lays an elbow into Flash's head and falls into the timekeeper's area, continuing to crawl and soon enough, jog through the crowd in an attempt to escape the madman Flash-

Ahuizotl: Looks like Shining is going to get away from this one…

Garble: Not to fast, 'Zotl! Flash is going after him!

-Flash recovers from the elbow and leaps over the barricade, not taking too long to meet up with Shining in the stairway to hit him in the back-

Ahuizotl: Flash is beating the hell out of Shining Armor amongst this sea of EWF fans!

Garble: This is crazy, and I love it!

-The fans cheer as they take selfies among the action. As they reach the top of the steps, Shining rakes the eyes of Flash, and then picks him up and drops him on the stair rail at the very top of the arena-

Shining: You wanna brawl, you son of a bitch? Fine! Let's go for a walk! -He grabs Flash by the hair and drags him, leading him out of the arena-

Ahuizotl: We don't know we're Flash and Shining Armor are heading, folks, but we'll have a camera go search for them now!

Garble: For now, though, it's best we focus on this match.

-4 minutes later-

-With Cadance and Sunset still the legal participants, Rumble comes into the ring to break up Cadance's pin upon hitting her signature move, Love Affair. He doesn't hit her, though. He merely grabs her foot and pulls her off Sunset-

Ahuizotl: I think Cadance had the Eternal Womens champion pinned right there!

Garble: But Rumble, luckily for Sunset, broke up the pin in the nick of time.

Ahuizotl: Here comes Giz Hero now again!

-Giz approaches Rumble and spins, connecting with a discus forearm. It clearly rocks Rumble as he bounces off the rope, but on the rebound, Rumble decides to take a last stand, and he looks to hit Giz with his Supermodel kick (a superkick but with the word model after super to fit the gimmick.) Giz, however, ducks the move, which allows Rumble's boot to disastrously connect with Cadance's face! The crowd "OHHHHH"s extremely loudly as Cadance drops to the mat-

Garble: OH NO! OH DAMN!

Ahuizotl: That Superkick was intended for Giz Hero, but Giz instinctively ducked, and it instead connected with Cadance!

Garble: What a horrible time for Cadance to stand up! Oh MAN!

-Rumble now falls to the mat and rolls out to the floor, the impact of Giz's forearm catching up with him. Giz has his hands over his head as he looks down at Cadance's body. No rest for weary, however, is Sunset, who lands a swift shot from behind Hero right in the testicles as the referee checks on Cadance-

Garble: Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! -Grimaces at the mere thought- A cheap shot by Sunset, but you'd better BELIEVE it's going to keep Giz out for the rest of the match!

-Sunset pushes the ref out of the way, and sits on Cadance's stomach, reaching behind a pulling one of her legs up for leverage-

*1….2….-MIRACULOUSLY, Cadance KICKS OUT! Sunset and the crowd can't believe it-

Ahuizotl: HOW TOUGH IS THIS WOMAN?! SHE JUST GOT DESTROYED WITH A SUPERKICK FROM A GROWN MAN!

Garble: I….I...NO WAY!

-Sunset doesn't spend too much time surprised, though. She quickly gets Cadance to her feet and lifts her up and then DOWN on her back with The Last Sunset!-

Garble: No way she's kicking out of that, though….

*1….2….3!* -Sunset rolls off of Cadance with a devilish grin on her face as the bell rings-

Ahuizotl: Sunset survives her first match in nearly a month...dammit!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS….SHIIINING ARMOR….RrrrUMBLE...and SUNSET...SHIIIIMMEEER!

-Sunset sits in the ring as the ref raises her hand, a huge grin on her face as she grabs her title from that same referee seconds later, cradling it like a beloved child who gets great grades and is good at sports-

Garble: Sunset is the luckiest woman in the world right now to get to walk out of this ring on her own two feet! She narrowly avoided repercussions from Flash Sentry, and she likely wouldn't have pinned Cadance tonight if Rumble hadn't inadvertently hit her with that Superkick….

Ahuizotl: Like Sunset gives a damn how she did it, though! She would pin her own dead grandmother in the middle of the ring if it meant she'd get to hold onto her title for just another precious hour! She makes me SICK!

Garble: And she spends nearly the whole match swapping spit with her shitty boyfriend….BLEGH. I hope Flash has put SOME SORT of pain on him backstage…

Ahuizotl: Speaking of, we're being told that a cameraman has found the two brawling in the parking lot! Let's cut to that now!

-Giz continues to lay outside, hunched over on his belly as Sunset exits the ring and kisses Rumble on the lips, laying his title on his waist before limping to the backstage area, holding her title above her head as the crowd chants extremely inappropriate things at her-

-Back in the parking lot, we see Flash and Shining are currently on top of a big Hummer. Flash has Shining in between his legs, looking to hit the Flash Flood ON TOP OF THE CAR. Luckily, Shining is able to counter and sends Flash over and head and crashing onto the top of the Hummer back first!

Shining collapses on the massive car, and is soon able to crawl off of the Hummer and onto the ground for safety. He walks over and yanks on Flash's foot until he is able to pull him to the concrete, Flash's head hitting the concrete with a loud thud-

Ahuizotl: Oh no! F-Flash's head!

-Shining mercilessly wraps both of his hands around Flash's cranium, and opens an unlocked car door to the Hummer. He places Flash's head inside the door-

Garble: No...NO! NO DON'T DO THIS!

-Shining backs up, before running and kicking the door with all of his might. It rebounds right into the side of Flash's head, knocking him out and allowing his head to slide off of the edge of the seat and land on the running board (where you put your feet to step into a Hummer or big truck)-

Ahuizotl: THAT WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND! THAT WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

-Shining collapses on the concrete. He stands of and opens the door fully, Flash's head gently landing on the concrete, though he is hunched up like an inchworm mid-inch. He walks up to Flash and kneels down beside him, glaring down at his fallen enemy with strong huffs-

Garble: I...I couldn't have said it any better...is this what this friendship...this friendship filled with so much love, and dedication has been REDUCED TO?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT MAN?!

Ahuizotl: THEY FOUGHT ALONGSIDE EACH OTHER IN THE ARMY! THEY, TOGETHER, MADE SURE THIS COUNTRY IS AN ALL AROUND SAFER PLACE TO LIVE. DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO SHINING ARMOR?! DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO HIM?!

Garble: What lies has Sunset filled in that young man's head? What atrocities is he willing to commit against his former best friend, Flash Sentry?!

Ahuizotl: It's sickening! This whole ordeal simply makes me ill! Flash may have a concussion! Hey may be in a damn coma for all we know! And Shining Armor is going to be able to sleep with himself tonight?!

Garble: He sure is...he's going to sleep, cuddled up next to that JEZEBEL Sunset Shimmer, in a nice, warm bed...while poor Flash Sentry is likely going to be in a hospital bed tonight!

Ahuizotl: Damn you, Shining Armor! DAMN YOU! If there's a God on this Earth, he'll give Flash Sentry the opportunity to tear the LIFE out of Shining Armor in a Street Fight, this Sunday at Frontline!

Garble: I don't know if even God can strike down an evil as huge as Shining Armor….-we go to commercial as paramedics begin to crowd around the scene, trying their best to shoo Shining Armor away-

-Back from commercial, Ahuizotl and Garble are talking about what just transpired as a replay of it plays-

Ahuizotl: Welcome back to Monday Night Lunacy. We are in the midst of a tragic, tragic event, ladies and gentlemen….

Garble: I mean it's...it's exactly what you described it as...sickening...sickening and and and tragic and...uncalled for. Totally uncalled for. You'll see it here-OH! There it is! Shining Armor rams his boot right into the door of a Hummer, and inside that door...is Flash Sentry's head…

Ahuizotl: We've already spoken about how WRONG it is, but what does this mean for Frontline? I truly don't see Flash making it to the pay per view...I don't…

Garble: Flash is a tough guy, but let me explain to you guys just how much that HURTS, because I've been in a few fights in my day...that's a car door, being WHIPLASHED against a HUMAN SKULL. Car doors were NOT designed to be used as a weapon...they were designed to protect the people inside the car from bullets, or collisions, etc.

Ahuizotl: How ironic, that something that is meant to protect you, may have just changed the long term history of a young man'scareer here tonight…it's sad…

Garble: It is definitely sad, it is definitely screwed up. Flash may have a concussion, he may have serious, permanent brain damage. I hope not, though.

Ahuizotl: As do I….for now, we do not know the state of Flash Sentry. He was taken to a local medical facility during the break. Throughout the week on and the EWF app, there will be updates on Flash and his condition when we can get them.

Garble: One thing we know for sure, though, 'Zotl….if Flash comes back, and I believe he will….Shining Armor...will want to run. Because this has already cost every line imaginable. But Shining Armor is trying to cripple this man mentally. And Flash...Flash will be sure to cripple him in every. Way. IMAGINABLE…

-We cut to the locker room as the fans remain quiet. We see Lightning Dust getting her head iced and Fluttershy's back getting iced, as well. Twilight sits in the middle of them, her head lowered with a solemn look on her face-

Twilight: I just want you girls to know that I'm so s-

Lightning: -holding her hand up to disrupt her- We know you're sorry, Twi. But guess what? That wasn't your fault, out there. Me and Fluttershy should've paid better attention.

Twilight: No, don't say that. You were both blindsided, and I should've came to your aid-

Fluttershy: Girls! Stop being so...so stubborn! -Twilight and Lightning's heads turn to look at Flutter's in shock- I'm...I'm sorry, but it has to be said. You were focused on your match, Twilight. A very important match, at that. And The Sword caught me and Lightning off guard. That doesn't matter, though…-she sets her ice on the bench and stands up- That doesn't matter, though...because we're going to catch THEM off guard this Sunday!

Lightning: -shaking her head- She's right. We're in this together, Twilight. We all signed up for this. The Sword are hungry...but tonight, WE'RE the ones, with the golden opportunity…

Fluttershy: -giggles- Literally.

Lightning: You didn't win your match, but that's okay. You're already a champion in the eyes of us, and the people…-crowd cheers- Tonight, me and Flutters...we won't let The Sword get to us. -cracks her neck- Yeeaaah, we're not 100 percent...but we don't need to be. We've already got the hearts of champions. That's all we need, and that's what we're going to use.

Fluttershy: -smiles- And by the end of the night...we'll have a belt of our own to match our hearts. We don't stop fighting, until our hearts stop beating!

-Fluttershy and Lightning help Twilight to her feet, which causes Twilight to lift her head up and showcase a huge smile-

Twilight: You're...you're both right. And it will be my utmost HONOR, to be right there by your side, and raise your hands in victory, as the NEW...Chick Combo champions.

Lightning: Damn straight. -claps once in fired up mode- Let's go, ladies! -Lightning walks out of the locker room first, followed by Fluttershy and Twilight, with the crowd cheering once again-

Garble: There are three champions right there, belt or no belt.

Ahuizotl: And we're about to find out if Fluttershy and Lightning Dust have enough in them to become only the second ever Chick Combo champions! Before that match, though, we're being joined at ringside by another woman with a huge heart, Scootaloo! Welcome to the broadcast table, Scoots!

Scootaloo: Thank you Garble, Ahuizotl for having me. -smiles-

Garble: Didn't you hear Diamond Tiara's warning earlier, Scoots? She said she would rip you limb from limb if she caught you out here for the main event!

Scootaloo: -laughs- First off, I am not the least bit afraid of Diamond Tiara...secondly, I was actually authorized to come out here by her father, Mr. Filthy Rich.

Ahuizotl: Really?

Scootaloo: Mhm! Absolutely. Mr. Rich saw what happened when he allowed his daughter to join the booth last week. All she did was make fun of me. So, he decided to allow me the same treatment. If she wants to ruin this experience for me, she'll be getting her ass whooped by me, and her father will be sure to give her a spanking later.

Garble: I'm going to assume you're not going to use this opportunity to make fun of your opponent at Frontline, are you?

Scootaloo: -shakes her head- Nope, I have no intention of doing that. I am the bigger woman than Diamond. I'm not going to stoop to her deep-sea levels of arrogance. Instead, I'm going to take this opportunity to watch what is sure to be a great tag team title match in the best seat possible.

Ahuizotl: She's already a much better guest than Diamond…

Garble: -laughs- True, true. And she's right on the money. Our main event tonight, is going to be TERRIFIC! So let's get it going!

*Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful...don't hate me 'cuz I speak tru-ue~* -the crowd brings forth a nuclear brand of hatred-

Madden: The following TAG TEAM contest, scheduled for ONE FALL, iiiis...for the CHICK. COOOOMBOOOOO….CHAAAAMPIONSHIP! Making their way to the ring, accompanied...by Diamond Tiara...at a combined weight, of 280 POOOOUNDS...they are, the CHICK. COMBOOOOOOO..CHAMPIOOOONS...TURF! Aaaaaand SIIIILVER SPOOOON!

Garble: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does your blood boil watching these 3 walk down that ramp, Scootaloo?

Scootaloo: 0. I'm going to keep my emotions in check. All the rage built up over the past 10 years will be unleashed on Diamond Tiara this Sunday. Her time is fading away…

Ahuizotl: You must admit, though, that Turf and Silver Spoon have been great tag team champions since capturing the title from you and an absent Berry Punch all the way back at Frontline.

Scootaloo: -shrugs- I mean, they won the titles in a handicap match. Retained it the first time by cheating, then the second time by getting themselves DQ'ed, and then recently, they only walked away with the titles after a distraction. They are certainly in love with those titles as much as they are in love with themselves. I'm not knocking them, either. I know how they are. It's a tremendous strategy. Female tag teams have been stepping their game up because they want to get the chance to wipe those pompous smirks off of Turf and Silver Spoon. They're clearly doing something right.

Garble: Last week, you turned those smirks into scowls as you got into the ring and hit Silver Spoon with an Enziguri, en route to her and the other Mean Girls losing their match. Why did you do that?

Scootaloo: Simple. To give them a taste of their own medicine. I'm going to have to play dirty if I want to survive a Three Stages of Hell match with Diamond Tiara, after all. She's the dirtiest girl in the game! Everything and anything will be done to ensure that she gets the W.

-Diamond sits on the middle rope, which allows Turf and Silver to enter the ring, their precious titles draped around their waists. They each stand on a turnbuckle and proudly display their titles in the air as Diamond stands by the ropes in between them-

Turf: WE'RE GOING TO RAPE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR HEROS! WE WILL SODOMIZE THEIR ASSES!

Scootaloo: I have the weirdest boner right now…-Ahuizotl and Garble look at her in awe- GOT'CHA!

Garble: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait why is that a joke?

Ahuizotl: Uhhhhhh….

-Silver and Turf hop off the top ropes and await their opponents-

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -the cheers are plentiful when this music hits-

Madden: Aaaand...THE CHALLENGERS! Accompanied to the ring...by TWIIIILIIIIGHT..SPARKLE! At a combined weight, of 262 POOOOUNDS! FLUUUUTTERSHYYYY...AAAAAND LIIIIGHTNIIIING DUST!

Ahuizotl: There's no doubt these ladies are fan favorites. But as you said, Scootaloo, Turf and Silver Spoon don't give a damn about that! All they care about is retaining their titles!

Garble: Yup, and the champs have the comfort of knowing they can retain by disqualification.

Scootaloo: Oh, you guys should believe me on this. If one of The Mean Girls cheat, and Twilight isn't able to stop it, I will be right there to end that facade. If Turf and Silver Spoon want to retain their titles, the only way they're going to be able to do it is the clean way.

Garble: The ONLY way?

Scootaloo: Yup, the only way. I won't let them get away with stealing this victory and putting it in their back pocket. They either pin without any help, or get pinned themselves. Those are the only two ways this match could end.

Ahuizotl: That's how I'd like to see this match go. A fair win here would legitimize Turf and Silver Spoon as a team to be reckoned with. But I'm tired of all the chicanery and nonsense they bring to every title defense. If they can't win cleanly, they don't DESERVE to be champions.

-Lightning and Fluttershy enter the ring as Diamond talks trash to Twilight across the ring. The referee holds up the Chick Combo titles and shows them off to the fans, as they cheer in excitement for this big time matchup. Lightning Dust and Silver Spoon are going to be starting the match. The bell rings after Silver gets some quick advice from her Mean Girl partners-

Ahuizotl: This is what we've all been waiting for…

Main Event: Chick Combo championship: Turf and Silver Spoon w/ Diamond Tiara vs Lightning Dust and Fluttershy w/ Twilight Sparkle

-6 minutes later-

-Fluttershy got tagged into the match 3 minutes in, and since then, hasn't been able to mount any offense besides a few kicks. Turf and Silver Spoon have been wearing her down with frequent tags. Right now, Silver Spoon has her knee right in the small of Fluttershy's back, while she also applies a rear chinlock-

Garble: And Silver realizes that Fluttershy's back isn't feeling too well after The Sword and Diamond's attack with a steel chair earlier tonight.

Scootaloo: For valley girls that say "like" a lot, these girls are definitely superb mat technicians. All three of them.

-The crowd begins chanting "Yay" as Fluttershy begins shaking her fists in an attempt to fire herself up. She soon gets off her butt and to one knee, and then soon another. She elbows Silver in the gut, the crowd following it up with a "Yay" each time, before Fluttershy grabs Silver's arms and throws her over her head. Diamond gets on the ring immediately, which allows Turf to pull on Fluttershy's flowing hair and force her to the mat again, the crowd booing ever so much-

Garble: Oh for the love of-this is what you were talking about, Scootaloo!

Scootaloo: Yup. Typical Mean Girls…

-Diamond jumps off the apron and runs away as she sees Twilight approaching her-

Scootaloo: Damn! Whether it's me, or Twilight, one of us is making sure those titles aren't retained by bullcrap means!

-6 minutes later-

-After a lucky break, Fluttershy, after being picked apart by Turf and Silver Spoon for 12 minutes, finally stands across from Silver Spoon. She runs at her, jumping and hitting both her feet on Silver Spoon's face. She runs by quickly, and does it again, and then one more time, the crowd going nuts-

Garble: Fluttershy's finally in control! Those tag team titles could be coming home with new holders in just a matter of time!

-Fluttershy sets up Silver Spoon on the top rope. She climbs up, and wraps her legs around Silver's neck, flying off the top rope and landing on her knees as Silver Spoon does a frontflip and lands on her back-

Ahuizotl: Frankensteiner off the top rope! The fans' cheers are fueling Fluttershy's abilityyyyy…

-Fluttershy waits for Silver to get on her knees, as she plasters her with well-placed kicks to the chest, each time the fans chanting "Yay" a single time. Turf soon tries to break it up, but Fluttershy ducks and kicks her in the legs, soon bringing her to her knees as well. She then lays alternating kicks on both Turf and Silver Spoon's chest, the Yay brigade following. She then pauses when she feels it's time to end this, and the crowd goes "OOOOOHHHHHH" in expectation.

Fluttershy gives a final roundhouse kick to the side of the head to Turf, knocking off on her back. She then looks to do the same to Silver, but Silver ducks it and immediately rolls up Fluttershy before she can react-

Garble: Oh! Oh! The champs are gonna retAAAA-no!

-Off of the kickoff, Fluttershy's momentum forces Silver into her corner, where Lightning Dust brings her foot over the top rope and knocks it into Silver Spoon's head-

Garble: And Silver Spoon gets caught either way!

-As Silver Spoon is groggy, Fluttershy bounces off the ropes and forces her down to the mat with a Clothesline takedown. She once again moves her fists about as Lightning is practically BEGGING for the tag-

Ahuizotl: This is Fluttershy's opening! Can she make that oh-so important tag?!

-Fluttershy, after about 25 seconds, dives out at Lightning Dust, making contact with her hand as the crowd goes insane-

Garble: And HERE. COMES. LIGHTNING DUST! -Immediately, Lightning springboards off the ropes, taking flight with a springboard crossbody. She runs over and knocks Turf off of the apron. She then runs and springboards off the ropes yet again, soaring into Silver Spoon with a moonsault. She kips up to her feet and plays to the crowd-

Ahuizotl: Lightning Dust doesn't have to play to the crowd. They already LOVE HER!

Crowd: LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST!

-5 minutes later-

-Lightning looks to finish off Silver Spoon with Astraphobia after rocking her with a roundhouse kick. Turf quickly pushes lightning off the ropes. Lightning rolls through, avoiding damage as Silver is able to crawl and make a tag to Turf.

Upon rolling out of the ring, Silver gives Diamond a signal, upon after Diamond jumps onto the apron, distracting Lightning and allowing Turf to hit her with Turf Burn, her signature-

Ahuizotl: Oh, no again!

Garble: You gonna go after her, Scoots?

Scootaloo: Nope. I think Twilight's got it this time.

-Silver Spoon takes off the steel steps, as she looks to be searching for something. Frustrated that she can't find it, she goes over to argue with Twilight just after she pulls Diamond off the ring apron-

Garble: What was Silver looking for?

Scootaloo: Probably something to cheat with.

-Fluttershy enters the ring as the referee admonishes Twilight, Diamond, and Silver on the outside. She runs the ropes, ducking Turf's attack and flying out of the ring with a Suicide Dive, taking out 2/3rds of The Mean Girls as Twilight moves out of the way-

Ahuizotl: Hopefully that takes Diamond out of commission for now!

Turf: -looking outside at Fluttershy- HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU SHY SLUT! GO THE FUCK BACK TO INTROVERT ALLEY, BIT-Lightning recovers and springboards off the ropes next to Turf. She tries to hit her with a Springboard roundhouse kick as Scootaloo pulls something out of her pocket and stands up-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo? Where are you going?

-Turf notices Lightning out of the corner of her eye, and she dodges her kick by diving into a kneeling position by the ropes next to her. As she is looking back at Lightning Dust, Scootaloo lunges out and hits her with her own Boss Knuckles right in the forehead!-

Ahuizotl: OH! OH MY GOD!

Garble: Turf's patented, custom-made Boss Knuckles...have been used against her!

-Turf falls to the mat, limp, as Lightning Dust first looks surprised. She then smirks and gives Scootaloo a thumbs up as she scales the top rope-

Ahuizotl: THE REFEREE WAS CHECKING ON THE CHAOS OUTSIDE THE RING...he never saw it!

Garble: I knew I saw Scootaloo snooping around the steps before she sat down next to us! Come to think of it...we saw Diamond Tiara sit on those same steps just before her match with Twilight...she must've hid the Boss Knuckles in that tiny opening just before competing!

Ahuizotl: Scoo….Scootaloo just possibly screwed her mortal enemies!

Crowd: THANK YOU, SCOOTS! THANK YOU, SCOOTS! THANK YOU, SCOOTS! THANK YOU, SCOOTS!

Scootaloo: -sitting back down- Who's the boss NOW?

-The crowd's excitement peaks as Lightning SOARS off the top rope and crashes into Turf just a second later-

Garble: AST-RA-PHOBIA! THE COVER! 1! 2! WE HAVE NEW...CHICK COMBO CHAMPIONS!

-The bell rings as Lightning leaps off of Turf, covering her hands over the back of her head as she lays on her knees in the ring. Fluttershy enters the ring and jumps into her partner's arms-

Ahuizotl: WHAT A MOMENT!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS...AAAND THEEEEE NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW….CHIIIIIIICK. COOOMBOOOOOOO CHAAAAMPIIOOOOONS...FLUUUUTTERSHHHHHHHHY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DUUUUUUUST!

Ahuizotl: They didn't have much to work with, but they fought through all the pain! From The Sword's unexpected attack, to Diamond Tiara, rubbing salt in the wounds...to being picked apart by Turf and Silver Spoon...it didn't matter! None of it mattered!

Garble: I don't know who the boss is, Scootaloo...but I do know who the champs are, and no longer are they Turf and Silver Spoon! You heard it! Fluttershy...Lightning Dust...their first time teaming together...have climbed to the TOP...of the tag team heap!

Scootaloo: I couldn't be more proud of them...congratulations, gals!

Ahuizotl: Constant interference by Diamond Tiara...and Scootaloo's prophecy came true! Turf and Silver Spoon would either win fairly, or they wouldn't win at all!

Garble: And they didn't win! The Mean Girls are no LONGER...in possession of their beloved Chick Combo titles!

Scootaloo: They were gonna use these…-shows her fist- to claim another cheap victory….it's about time their own stale tactics got used against them.

-Twilight approaches the new champions in the ring, a tag title in each hand. She emotionally hands one to both Fluttershy and Lightning. They take it, staring at it for a moment, before hugging each other. Twilight soon joins them on the mat on her knees, and adds her own warmth to the hug. The crowd cheers so loud-

Ahuizotl: Yes! The Sword has been preaching JUSTICE for nearly two months now...well they've got it all twisted. THIS….THIS...is JUSTICE! Fluttershy and Lightning Dust were already champions in the eyes of the people...and NOW...they are champions to EVERYBODY!

Garble: They've got the gold to prove their excellence! And THEY, sure as hell ARE that...EXCELLENT.

-Diamond screams "NO" at the top of her lungs, sporting a fierce tiger face as she points at Scootaloo. Scootaloo stands up and shrugs-

Garble: Look...look, 'Zotl!

-The camera cuts to The Sword, standing at the top of the stairwell in the crowd. They all have their arms crossed as the new champions and Twilight look on in the middle of the ring-

Ahuizotl: That's right, Sword...you want to invade this company? Look at what's in the ring! Belt or not, they're all CHAMPIONS. They're all FIGHTERS. And THAT...is what you'll be fighting at Frontline!

Garble: Just like tonight….it will be a WAR….

-Twilight and company continue to glare at their foes. Twilight grabs each of her friend's hands, and raises them high in the air as the crowd shows whose side they are unanimously on-

Ahuizotl: Twilight helps her friends raise their golden banner….her and the new champions won't back down for ANYTHING come Sunday!

Garble: And that statement...is as good as GOLD! Thank you for tuning into Monday Night Lunacy...we'll see you all in 6 days at Frontline...good night, everybody!

-The show ends with a staredown between The Sword and Twilight and the new Chick Combo champions. It is over 100 feet away, but it is just as intense as it would be 1 foot away. Fluttershy and Lightning's hands continue to be raised high, as their championships glisten, already looking comfortable in the grasp of their new owners-

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Match Results:

Midnight Strike defeated Bon Bon by pinfall (11:31)
NION Lights defeated EGO by disqualification (16:14)
Berry Punch defeated Flitter by pinfall (7:23)
Diamond Tiara defeated Twilight Sparkle by countout (15:15)
Sunset, Shining Armor, and Rumble defeated Cadance, Flash, and Giz Hero by pinfall (24:09)
Lightning Dust and Fluttershy beat Turf and Silver Spoon by pinfall (NEW CHAMPS) (18:19)

Matches announced for Frontline (COMPLETE):

Cadance vs Sunset Shimmer - Eternal Womens Championship Strap Match
Three Stages of Hell: Diamond Tiara vs Scootaloo
Six Women Tag: The Sword vs Fluttershy, Lightning Dust, and Twilight Sparkle
Flash Sentry vs Shining Armor (Street Fight)
Rumble vs Giz Hero - Carnage Championship
Honeycomb and Midnight Strike vs Flitter and Cloudchaser
Lyra and Bon Bon vs Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper
Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick vs NION Lights
EGO vs Rack Attack - Combo of Carnage Championship