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Chapter 116: Sublime - 4-13-14

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*100 percent reason to remember the name!*
-FIREWORKS GO HERE-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of Friday Night Sublime. I'm Dr. Whooves at ringside with Discord.
Discord: Things are sure to heat up tonight as we draw closer to Frontline.
Dr. Whooves: It's going to heat up early too, as our first match tonight will be the first appearance of the former World Brawler's champion Thunderlane since he lost his title to the Underbaker at Final Reckoning.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Crystal, Canada, weighing 208 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, accompanied to the ring by Davenport, Checkmate!
Discord: Oh look, it's my favorite tag team. Haven't seen these guys in awhile.
Dr. Whooves: They've only had a few wins so far, but they've certainly made their presence felt on Sublime.
*Thunderstruck!*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Loneyville, weighing 218 pounds and standing eleven inches tall, Thunderlane!
-Thunderlane confidently struts onto the ramp, doing a bit of air guitar before casually walking to the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Well, it seems the loss of his championship hasn't shaken Thunderlane's confidence any.
Discord: We'll see how well he holds up in this match, Checkmate's no slouch.
Match 1: Checkmate/w Davenport vs. Thunderlane
*5 minutes later*
-Thus far Checkmate has countered almost all of Thunderlane's moves, he quickly ducks as Thunderlane goes for a clothesline and hits a Cross-Check-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Checkmate's been dominating so far, but the former champion isn't out yet.
*4 minutes later*
-Checkmate starts setting up for the Castle-
Checkmate: That's check!
-Checkmate goes for the finish but Thunderlane counters at the last moment with a Thunderstruck-
Discord: Thunderlane out of nowhere! Checkmate didn't predict that one.
*1...2…3!*
Baritone: And here's your winner, Thunderlane!
-Thunderlane picks up a mic as Davenport and Checkmate leave the ring in disappointment-
Thunderlane: I know I've been kinda awol since Final Reckoning, but there's good reason. I've been spending my time training hard and studying all of Underbaker's little tricks. See, I made a lot of mistakes while dealing with him, and it cost me dearly. However, I'm far from out. Come Frontline I'm going to retake my World Brawler's Championship and show this wannabe zombie baker that he's not invincible.
-The lights in the arena dim and Underbaker appears on the Titantron-
Underbaker: Thunderlane, you dare return to this ring and threaten the dead baker? I'm not sure if I should be impressed by your bravery, or appalled by your stupidity. It should of been clear by now that you have no hope of victory, your cause is a lost one. Last month I devastated you both physically and mentally, and I topped it off by taking away your championship to prove that your time in this company is up. Frontline will only be a repeat of Final Reckoning, and when it's all said and done you and your career WILL….REST…..IN…...PASTRIES!
-Titantron goes black and the lights come back on-
Thunderlane: Pfftt...is that all? Just more mind games..whatev-
-A loud buzzer sounds and the ring goes black, when the lights flicker bright again Underbaker is behind Thunderlane, but before he can attack Thunderlane suddenly spins around and bashes Underbaker upside the head with his mic-
Thunderlane: Nice try, but weren't you listening? I'm learning your tricks. All this crazy magic crap isn't going to help you anymore, and let's face it: You're nothing without your cheap tricks. Once I take my title back at the Pay-Per-View nobody's going to be afraid of you anymore, but everyone will learn to respect me.
-Thunderlane drops the mic and exits the ring-
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back, our next match is a follow up from two weeks ago when the newly forged team of Babs Seed and Sour Tooth assaulted the Sublime Tag Team Champions the Spa Twins. To view a recap of the event and more download the EWF app from istore.
Discord: Oh god here we go again.
Dr. Whooves: It's important people learn about this Discord. The EWF app has so many uses for avid fans.
Discord: Right,right,let's just get to the match….
*It's my Life!*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, at a combined weight of 249 pounds, the team of Babs Seed and Sour Tooth!
-Crowd Boos-
Dr. Whooves: They may of been absent last week, but the crowd still seems to remember what these two did to the champions two weeks ago.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 258 pounds, from Loneyville, they are the Sublime Tag Team Champions, the Spa Twins: Aloe and Lotus Blossom!
-Aloe and Lotus Blossom walk down the ramp, waving and occasionally blowing kisses at the cheering fans-
Match 2: Babs Seed and Sour Tooth vs. The Spa Twins
*9 minutes later*
-Sour Tooth goes for a Cavity on Aloe, but Aloe counters and Irish Whips here into the turnbuckle, as Aloe approaches Sour Tooth pokes her in the eyes and hits a Canker Sore-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: I can't believe Sour Tooth's bad sportsmanship almost paid off.
Discord: It's a jungle in there Whooves, have to do everything you can to win.
*5 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: The Spa Twins have definitely been controlling the pace of most this match, and victory may be near.
-Lotus Blossom hits a Treatment on Sour Tooth, suddenly Babs Seed rushes in and hits Lotus with a steel chair, Aloe quickly moves to intervene but is tackled down by Sour Tooth. Soon both the Spa Twins are under ruthless assault.-
-Crowd boos as the bell rings-
Baritone: Here are your winners, by way of disqualification, The Spa Twins!
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! I know these girls want to make names for themselves but there's just no call for this.
Discord: You gotta make a state-
Dr. Whooves: Just stop! You justify everything with that.
Discord: It works though….
Babs Seed: So, we noticed that you two don't have any opponents for Frontline. Well, can't allow that can we? So Sour Tooth and I are nobily volunteering ourselves to challenge for your titles. You could decline of course, but that wouldn't be wise unless you want more of what happened tonight. I'll let you sleep on it for awhile.
-Babs Seed and Sour Tooth confidently leave a knocked out Aloe and Lotus Blossom in the ring-
*Commercial*
*Out of time, so say good-bye!*
-Loud booing-
Squire: Ahem.
-More booing-
Squire: AHEM. Thank you. Shut up and cheer for the ever glorious Commander Hurricane. That is all.
Dr. Whooves: This next match is going to be the continuation of a long standing grudge that we had almost thought was cooling, last week Commander Hurricane and her guards were going to assault Private Panzer backstage, but Daring Do came to the rescue.
Discord: Now they get to battle off in a grudge match. If Daring Do picks up the win she'll gain needed momentum for her big International Championship defense at Frontline, but if she loses it could cost her.
*Never Back Down*
Baritone: Now Approaching the ring, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pound and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the International Champion, Daring Do!
Match 3: Commander Hurricane vs. Daring Do
*9 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane and Daring Do are trading punches, after stunning Daring with a hard shot Commander Hurricane rebounds herself off the ropes and levels Daring with a hard clothesline-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch. Hurricane's been fighting with so much aggression tonight, it might be too much for even Daring Do to contain.
Discord: She's tired of people messing with her affairs, I would be too.
-Commander Hurricane stands Daring up and hits a Legion-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
Dr. Whooves: Close! But Daring isn't out yet.
*6 minutes later*
-Daring Do goes for a Shappire Shock but Commander Hurricane counters and sets up for a Legion, Daring counters that and stuns Hurricane in the process, she then launches herself with the ropes and takes down Commander Hurricane with a cross body-
Discord: What an incredible series of counters!
Dr. Whooves: Daring Do is showing everyone why she's the International Champion!
-Daring Do climbs the top ropes and goes for a Daring Dive, but Commander Hurricane raises her knees-
Discord: That could've been the end right there, but Commander Hurricane saved herself.
*2 minutes later*
-Daring Do hits the Sapphire Shock on Commander Hurricane and seems poised for victory, but then Cyclone enters the ring and takes down the referee from behind, meanwhile Squire retrieves Daring Do's International Championship belt to Typhoon, who uses it to strike Daring Do in the back of the head while she's distracted attacking Cyclone, meanwhile the crowd boos intensely-
Dr. Whooves: We should've known it would come to this, Commander Hurricane and her entourage always cheat.
Discord: Not always, don't exaggerate. They only do it when they have to.
Dr. Whooves: Why do you always try to justify what they do? These people are downright thugs!
Discord: They do questionable things sometimes, but every wrestler does..
-Commander Hurricane gets back to her feet and looks at Daring with an evil grin, she has Typhoon and Cyclone tear down the announce table while she carries Daring outside the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on, we have to work here you know!
Typhoon: You can whine about it on commentary for five minutes when the match is over.
-Commander Hurricane almost has Daring in position when Private Panzer emerges from the crowd, Squire goes to stop her but Panzer takes him out with one hard punch, then Typhoon tries to attack Panzer with the title belt but Panzer drop kicks her and takes the title before using it to knock out Cyclone, Panzer then drops the title and charges at Commander Hurricane who releases Daring too late to avoid getting tackled to the ground-
Dr. Whooves: The ringside is exploding into chaos, we need another ref down here to restore order!
Discord: No no no. We don't need order, chaos is good.
-As a new ref enters the arena Private Panzer exits, leaving all of Commander Hurricane's group in a weakened state, Daring Do regains her senses and drags Commander Hurricane into the ring, she then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Daring Dive-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Daring Do!
-Loud cheers from the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: For once Commander Hurricane's antics didn't pay off.
Discord: They might have if Private Panzer would keep her nose out of Hurricane's business for once.
Dr. Whooves: You're incorrigible
-As Daring Do makes her way back up the ramp she's ambushed by Octavia, who after a quick flurry of attacks hits a Sonnet on her-
Dr. Whooves: Oh bloody hell. Now here comes Octavia like a vulture to take advantage of Daring's weakened state.
Discord: The champions your biggest obstacle, take her out and the fatal-four-way gets a lot easier.
-As the crowd boos Octavia starts stomping on Daring Do repeatedly, only to be chased off by the fierce entrance of Vinyl Scratch-
Dr. Whooves: And Vinyl Scratch puts an end to Octavia's madness, these two have a match later tonight, it'll be interesting to see how this spills over.
*Commercial*
Discord: We're back from a very chaotic state that the last match devolved into, sadly all good things must come to an end and everything is back in order now.
Dr. Whooves: Up next is a tag team match involving a team we haven't seen in a long time: Braeburn and Happy Trails, they'll be facing off against Rack Attack, who are currently the number one contenders for the Combos of Carnage titles.
.*Ya feeling lucky punk?*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, from Appleloosa, at a combined weight of 422 pounds, representing the Apple Dynasty, Braeburn and Happy Trails!
Discord: These two could certainly use a victory to mark their return, but unfortunately for them they are facing off against one of Sublime's most proven tag teams: Rack Attack.
*WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT! OH RADIOOOO*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, at a combined weight of 424 pounds, Ace and Zack Ryder: Rack Attack!
Dr. Whooves: Rack Attack has to be without a doubt the fastest rising tag team on Sublime, they debuted only last month and already they've won a tag-team battle royal and are poised to strike for the titles. It may be difficult to crush the momentum of these two.
Match 4: Braeburn and Happy Trails vs. Rack Attack
*9 minutes later*
-Happy Trails runs at Ace but Ace ducks under his attack and trips him, causing Happy Trails to fall over the ropes and out of the ring-
Ace: HAHAHAHAHA! *Fake hick accident* HAPPY TRAAAAAAAAAILSSS…*Drops accent* MOTHERFUCKER!
-Ace exits the ring and rolls Happy Trails back in, he picks him up and sets up for a finisher only for Happy Trails to counter and make the tag to Braeburn-
Discord: You gotta love Ace's insanity and aggression, but it does seem to get the better of him sometimes.
*3 minutes later*
-Zack Ryder hits a Rough Ryder on Braeburn and goes for the pin-
*1….2…-Kick-out!*
-Zack Ryder sets up for a Zack Attack but Braeburn counters and hits a high noon-
*1….2….3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, Braeburn and Happy Trails!
-Braeburn and Happy Trails celebrate as they head up the ramp towards the exit-
Ace: THAT'S RIGHT! JUST SKIP UP THE RAMP INTO THE SUNSET YOU GAY COWBOYS, IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE BROKESHACK MOUNTAIN! FAGGOTS!
Dr. Whooves: Well, Ace certainly didn't take that well, but this is two losses in a row for Rack Attack. This kind of momentum loss does not bound well for their match at Frontline, to learn more about matches at the next Pay-Per-View be sure to download the EWF app.
Discord: *Mocking British accent* "Be sure to download the EWF App to learn more about how British I am"
Dr. Whooves: I'm only doing my job…..
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage where Iron Will is training Pretty Vision when Pinkie Pie interrupts with a plate full of sweets-
Pinkie Pie: You two wants some cookies? Freshly baked!
Pretty Vision: Uhh…I think I'm ok…
Pinkie Pie: You suuuuuure? They're delicious!
Pretty Vision: Well...I...ummm…
Iron Will: Be assertive!
Pretty Vision: Eep...um..well Pinkie you see….
Iron Will: ASSERTIVE.
Pretty Vision: No.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-Dookie then!
-Pinkie Pie skips off to push cookies on someone else-
Iron Will: That's more like it.
Pretty Vision: Did I do good?
Iron Will: Eh….it's a start. We'll work on it.
Pretty Vision: Woot.
Dr. Whooves: Well it seems Pretty Vision's training is going….somewhere.
Discord: I'm just surprised Pinkie was willing to take no for an answer.
*Dubstep Music*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: In this upcoming match we'll have two more of the competitors in the upcoming International Championship Fatal-Four-Way at Frontline, Vinyl Scratch will be facing her friend turned ultimate rival: Octavia.
Discord: These two just can't stop going after each other, and they'll probably focus on each other even when it comes down to the big match.
*I really need to come up with a theme for Octavia's FANCEH music…..*
Baritone: And her opponent, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Octavia!
Discord: I really could see Octavia winning at Frontline, she'd bring some real class to the International Title too.
Dr. Whooves: Oh spare me…
Match 5: Vinyl Scratch vs. Octavia
*5 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch attempts to hit Octavia with a flying corkscrew but Octavia catches her in mid-air and slams her down, she then goes to to stomp on Vinyl but Vinyl grabs her foot and trips her, both women get back to their feet before Octavia Irish Whips Vinyl into the turnbuckle, she moves Vinyl to the top row and sets up for a suplex only for Vinyl to kick her back down to the ring, Vinyl attempts a Bass Drop but Octavia quickly rolls out of the way-
Dr. Whooves: A very competitive match so far, these two know each other well.
*7 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch goes for a Cross-Fade but Octavia counters into a Sonnet-
*1...2..-kick-out!*
-Octavia starts raining down punches on Vinyl, but is countered when Vinyl grabs her hands and headbutts her-
Discord: Ouch, that looked painful for both of them.
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia goes for another Sonnet but Vinyl counters and hits a Cross-Fade, then Vinyl ascends the top rope and hits a Bass Drop-
*1...2….3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: That was a very impressive and competitive match, the momentum could carry Vinyl far come Frontline.
-Colgate runs down the ramp and charges into the ring, assaulting Vinyl before she can defend herself, she then takes a moment to kick Octavia a couple times while she's down-
Discord: Looks like Colgate wants some of that momentum.
-Vinyl gets back up only to be hit with a Rinse,Wash,Repeat, Colgate then takes Vinyl outside the ring and throws her head first into the steel steps-
Dr. Whooves: Oh good God that's horrible, you could hear the sound of Vinyl's skull making contact with those steel steps. Colgate is truly merciless.
-Colgate then takes the ring bell and gets back into the ring to deal with the weakened Octavia, hitting her several times with the bell before finally stopping-
Discord: Anytime Colgate shows up in the ring there's carnage, I may have picked Octavia as my favorite to win but watch out for this woman here….she'll do anything and everything.
*Commercial*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back everyone and it's time for our main event, the Arabian princess Amira will be fighting one on one against the World Fighter's Champion Rainbow Dash in a non-title match up.
*Arabian Music plays*
Haakim: جميع نحيي بطل المستقبل للاتحاد المصارعة الفروسية، الأميرة الملكية، أميرة! (All hail the future champion of the Equestrian Wrestling Federation, the royal Princess, Amira!)
Discord: Amira entered the EWF as a wildcard, but she's shown week after week that she's one of the strongest competitors in the company, despite starting a bit late.
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as I fly on by*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
Main Event: Amira vs. Rainbow Dash
*10 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash launches herself off the turnbuckle but gets caught by Amira, before Amira can capitalize though Rainbow Dash bashes her upside the head with an elbow and Irish Whips her, on the rebound Amira tackles Rainbow Dash and starts raining down punches, she then attempts the Camel Clutch but Rainbow Dash fights out and gets to her feet, only to be hit with a Dust Devil-
*1….2….-Kick-out!*-
Dr. Whooves: Amira is certainly putting up an impressive fight against the champion so far, but can she keep it up?
*10 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash Irish Whips Amira outside of the ring, then after a brief skirmish she clears off the announce table and enters the ring to climb the top rope, she then puts Amira through the announce table with a Sonic Raindrop-
Discord: I could care less about the table, but my poor coffee paid the price for that awesome moment…
-Rainbow Dash rolls Amira back into the ring and attempts a pin-
*1...2…-Kick-out!*-
Dr. Whooves: Unbelievable, Amira still managed to kick out even after what we just saw!
*6 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash hits another Sonic Raindrop inside the ring, and goes for a pin-
Discord: This could be it right here!
*1...2.-*
-Haakim grabs the referee by his legs and pulls him out of the ring, then proceeding to argue with the ref-
Dr. Whooves: You gotta be kidding me! Haakim can't ever just stay out of it…
Discord: He's just a manager looking after his client.
-While Haakim is arguing with the ref Trixie emerges from the crowd and grabs the ring bell before entering the ring, just as the ref is about to turn his attention back to the ring Haakim slaps him-
Ref: That's it! You're out of here! Backstage with you! -Meanwhile Trixie takes Rainbow Dash down with a hard hit from the ring bell, inciting boos from the crowd as she slips out before the ref finally turns away from Haakim-
-Haakim holds his hands up in an innocent gesture as he starts walking away-
Haakim: ويؤسفني شيئا (I regret nothing)
Dr. Whooves: Haakim's been ejected from ringside, but the damage is already done! I can't believe how fast Trixie capitalized on that opening.
Discord: A wiley one that Trixie.
-Amira comes to and quickly takes advantage to make a pin-
*1….2…..3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Amira!
-Crowd boos louder than before-
Dr. Whooves: What a disgraceful ending, Amira would of lost if it weren't for interference by Haakim, and I'm sure Rainbow Dash will look to take some vengeance on Trixie next Sublime.
Discord: Just more flame for the fires of Frontline.
*Show ends as Frontline's theme plays*
Match Results:
Thunderlane defeated Checkmate/w Davenport (9:02)
Spa Twins defeated Babs Seed and Sour Tooth (Via DQ,14:15)
Daring Do defeated Commander Hurricane (17:49)
Braeburn and Happy Trails defeated Rack Attack (12:30)
Vinyl Scratch defeated Octavia (19:26)
Amira defeated Rainbow Dash (26:58)
Matches for Frontline:
World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash (C) vs. Trixie
International Championship: Fatal-Four-Way, Daring Do (C) vs. Octavia vs. Colgate vs. Vinyl Scratch
World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker (C) vs. Thunderlane
Sublime Tag Team Championship: Spa Twins (C) vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth
Commander Hurricane vs. Private Panzer (If CH wins than PP is contracted to CH. If PP wins than CH leaves EWF)
Photo Finish vs. Pretty Vision
Combos of Carnage Championship: EGO (C) vs. Rack Attack (Interbrand Match)
Spitfire/w Soarin vs. Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof

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