*The beautiful people...OOOHHHHH!*

-Hey hey hey fireworks start-

-The camera pans across the many excited fans in the Lunacy audience, stopping at the announce table as Ahuizotl and Garble get set to call another incredible week of Lunacy action-

Ahuizotl: Hello everyone! I'm Ahuizotl!

Garble: And I'm his noble commentary sidekick, Garble.

Ahuizotl: And tonight, we're here to bring you yet another edition of Monday Night Lunacy, as we are less than 2 weeks away from Frontline!

Garble: As always, the superstars of both Lunacy and Sublime are ready for battle, as they are sure to deliver for the 4th pay per view in a row.

Ahuizotl: Tonight, before their epic encounter against The Sword, the focused team of Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Lightning Dust are going to test themselves against a well-established group here on Lunacy….The Mean Girls.

Garble: And what a sight that is going to be. Also, a whopping THREE more spots will be filled in the Crater Chick championship tournament that is set to take place next month.

*The sky turns to, a different shade of blu-ee…..* -the crowd begins their first booing spree of the night-

Ahuizotl: Before any of that, however, it seems the show is going to be kicked off by Shining Armor, who is fresh off of a disappointing 10 man tag team loss last week.

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, PLEASE welcome...SHIIIIINIIING...ARMOOORRRR!

-Shining enters the ring, grabbing the mic out of Madden's hands as the crowd continues to boo-

Shining: Shut up! Shut up ALL OF YOU! -the fans indeed do not shut up, as they break out into a chant of "YOU'RE A DOUCHE-BAG"- I'm not in the mood for any of this! For all of you who think I was the cause of MY team losing last week, I'd just like to clear the air and say that I was not the one pinned. I had to attend to my beautiful girlfriend because that pink psycho Cadance attacked her from behind! My Sunny is capable of taking care of her on her own, so I don't have to worry about that. And just for the record, if I had remained at ringside, my team WOULD HAVE WON! -boos- I could blame my partners for letting me down, but I would rather do the logical thing and put the blame on ONE man….Flash...Sentry….-the crowd cheers- Flash, your team technically won, which gives you the chance to choose the matchtype I am going to end your career in...well, I've had enough of waiting, so get out here right now and tell the whole world your fate!

*All my life I've been searching for something….* -the crowd cheers despite the lack of Flash as Shining's eyebrows furrow-

Garble: Well, that sure as hell isn't Flash Sentry, but the crowd is happy regardless!

Ahuizotl: Overdrive...Vultarian! The newest members of the Lunacy roster! These two shocked the wrestling world last week, when they appeared out of nowhere to lead Flash Sentry and NION Lights to victory!

Garble: And it was all thanks to Overdrive, and his breath-taking dive from the top rope….I get chills just thinking about it!

-Vultarian and Overdrive enter the ring, each grabbing a microphone for themselves. Overdrive stands in front of Shining with Vultarian by his side-

Shining: It's only your first official night as active members of the roster, and already you've both pissed off the WRONG g-

Overdrive: If you're gonna blame ANYBODY for losing last week….blame us. -the crowd cheers- If it wasn't for us accepting Mr. Rich's offer to become EWF superstars, Flash's team wouldn't have stood a chance, let's be honest.

Shining: You're right….but since you two DID so happen to accept those offers, I have no problem making sure you both REGRET your decision!

Overdrive: -smirks- I don't think you want to do that….I proved last week that I've learned a thing or two since being away from the ring…

Crowd: SHOO-TING STAR! SHOO-TING STAR! SHOO-TING STAR! SHOO-TING STAR!

Shining: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can fly in the air a bit! So what? It doesn't impress me, and it damn sure doesn't scare me! You two had it SO good at that announce table over there, but you both BLEW it!

Vultarian: And it's a good thing we did! Because we found out...we're MUCH better wrestlers than commentators.

Overdrive: And now we're not bound by any regulations. In this ring, we can do anything we please…

Shining: Neither of you can do anything to touch me!

Overdrive: You wanna see?! And it won't be just a TOUCH….it'll be a SHOVE!

Vultarian: Hey, man, let me take him!

Overdrive: -looking back- You sure?

Vultarian: You had your moment last week...let me have mine! -cheers-

Shining: Yeah, let him in the ring with me. I'll show you both why you should've just went home after being let go!

Overdrive: -shrugs, before walking over and patting Vultarian on the shoulder- You got it, man. -Leaves the ring-

Garble: Is this for real?

Ahuizotl: You bet it is, boy! We've got an impromptu match right now to kick off Lunacy!

Garble: Fine with me! Let's see what Vultarian can do on his own!

-Vultarian and Shining circle the ring as a referee enters from the back. He soon rings the bell-

Match 1: Shining Armor vs Vultarian w/ Overdrive

-9 minutes later-

-Shining Armor hits Vultarian with The Big Kahuna, immediately pinning him-

*1…..2…..3!* -the crowd boos as Overdrive slams his fists on the mat-

Madden: Here is your WINNER...SHIIIINIIIING...ARMOORRRR!

-Shining turns around after having his hand raised, and he is clobbered into the mat with a clothesline from Overdrive. The crowd cheers as Overdrive looks out at them, and they cheer even more as he begins to scale the top rope-

Garble: Overdrive...preparing to wow us once again! Shining's in DEEEP trouble!

-Before Overdrive can soar with the Shooting Star Press, Shining Armor rolls out of the ring, much to the fans' distaste-

Ahuizotl: And Shining gets out of dodge….-Shining does the forget you motion to Overdrive as he begins to walk up the ramp, but he is blindsided as he is punched by a fan in the crowd. The crowd erupts when they realize the fan is Flash Sentry, who jumps over the barricade and begins beating down Shining before picking him up and throwing him head first into the ringpost-

Garble: It's Flash Sentry! Shining isn't out of dodge for long!

-Flash picks up a mic, and knocks it against his head a few times-

Flash: Hey, Shining! -creepy smile- You're tired of waiting? Well I didn't want to be rude and tell you of my decision while your match was going on, so I figured it could wait until after it was over. At Frontline, I'm gonna take you to your limit...in a STREET FIGHT! -the crowd cheers- No disqualifications, no count-outs, nowhere for your ass to hide! Want a sample? -Flash dives under the ring apron, pulling out a kendo stick- I'll give you one! -Flash swiftly hits Shining with the kendo stick in the back, which causes a red welt to form on his white body. Shining begins running away, but Flash continues to hit him. Snips and Snails try to come to his aid, but they are soon sent sprawling to the floor in pain as Flash nails them with kendo stick shots. Flash curses as Shining gets away, put he holds the kendo stick high in the air as his music hits-

Ahuizotl: It. Is. Set! Flash Sentry...Shining Armor….this blood-feud hits an all-time high on the destruction scale, as these two former friends collide at Frontline...in a STREET FIGHT!

-Flash lowers the kendo stick and points it at Shining, who stands at the top of the ramp, holding his back-

Garble: It's going to be brutal, that's for sure…

-A promo for Equestrian Apprentice airs, before we return live to Cloudchaser in the ring-

Ahuizotl: I can't wait for Equestrian Apprentice! We're going to find out which EWF superstar has the best entrepreneurial skills!

Garble: At the end of the day, 'Zotl, I don't think that's going to be the deciding factor. I think the superstar that is most willing to pull the dirty tactics that the business world is sometimes recognized for has the advantage.

Ahuizotl: So, your money is on Sunset Shimmer?

Garble: Absolutely.

Ahuizotl: Well, regardless, Cloudchaser is all set to see if she can qualify for the all elusive Crater Chick championship tournament that begins next month.

Garble: Her sister got in it last week, so the pressure is on for Cloudchaser to punch her ticket, as well.

-Flitter is shown to be talking trash to the guests next to Ahuizotl and Garble-

Garble: And of course, Flitter is giving an earful to the two young women sitting next to us, Honeycomb and Midnight Strike. Hello, gals!

-Honeycomb waves cheerfully, while Midnight glares a hole through her partner. Honeycomb responds by placing her hands on her lap and gazing at the floor-

Ahuizotl: Midnight is definitely reluctant about this, but in less than 2 weeks at Frontline, she and Honeycomb are going up against the twin tandem of Flitter and Cloudchaser.

Madden: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is to determine the next participant, in the upcoming Crater Chick CHAMPIONSHIIIIP...TOUUURNAMENT! Currently in the ring, accompanied...by FLITTER! From CLOUDSDALE! Weighing in at 128 POOOOOUNDS! CLOOOOOUDCHASERRRRR!

-Cloudchaser gives her sister on the outside a high five through the middle rope, before waiting on her opponent-

-The sound of glass shattering brings the crowd alive-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompanied, by MAUD! From LONVEYVILLE! Weighing in at 145 POOOOUNDS! BEEERRRRYYYY...PUUUNCH!

-Berry Punch waltzes to the ring with Maud following close behind on Tom. She has to rush into the ring before being ran over. The referee rings the bell, signifying the start of the contest-

Match 2: Berry Punch w/ Maud vs Cloudchaser w/ Flitter

-11 minutes later-

-Berry Punch kicks Cloudchaser in the gut after a failed finisher attempt, before dropping her with the Bar Tab. The crowd cheers as she makes the cover-

Ahuizotl: Into the cover! 1…..-Flitter puts a knee on the apron, screaming at her sister to kick out- 2….3! Berry is moving onto the tournament! -the bell rings as Flitter buries her head into her arms-

Madden: Here is your winnerrrr...BEEEERRRY...PUUUUNCH!

-Berry exits the ring, being confronted by Maud-

Maud: Tom is very happy that you won, Berry.

Berry: Well how about Tom buys me a tall one?

Maud: ….Sure. Let's go. -They make their exit-

-Flitter seethes, walking over and shoving Honeycomb out of her seat in frustration. Midnight Strike immediately raises to her feet, taking a hand and using it grab Flitter by her hair, Flitter screaming as she is chucked into the steel steps-

Garble: That was...unexpected. Did Midnight just show...care for Honeycomb?

Ahuizotl: It seems that way, but we could be wrong.

-Midnight looks at Honeycomb, shaking her head before beginning to walk away from the ring. Honeycomb soon catches up with her, looking at her with a warm smile from the side. Midnight continues to look straight ahead, however-

*General Manager's office*

-Shining Armor storms in as Luna, Swirlinaitis and Sunset are having a conversation-

Luna: Well, hello Shini-

Shining: Did….you…..see….that?! I could've been killed out there! That pencil-pusher Silver Shill gets his own security squad, where's MY security!?

-Sunset walks up, placing her index finger on Shining's lips-

Sunset: Shhhh...calm down, sweetie…

Shining: -smiles- I feel at ease already….-he kisses his girl on the lips-

Sunset: Not that I'm being defensive, Miss, but he's right. We can't have Flash Sentry thinking he can attack whoever he wants all willy-nilly!

Luna: I agree, you two. What about Snips and Snails, Shining?

Shining: They're not good enough! They couldn't take out Flash without a kendo stick, let alone Flash WITH a kendo stick!

Luna: Hmm….I'd like to remind you that it wasn't MY decision to give Silver Shill security...THAT, was Mr. Rich's...and Mr. Rich would not think it FAIR if I gave only YOU security….

Shining: Fairness?! SCREW FAIRNESS! I don't want that maniac touching me!

Luna: Regardless, he's going to be touching you quite a lot at Frontline...what I can provide for you, is protection from him UNTIL Frontline.

Shining: Yes! Oh, thank you ma-

Luna: But like I said, it wouldn't be fair not to do the same for Flash….therefore, if either one of you touches the other from now, until Frontline...you will be terminated. Is that clear?

-Shining doesn't look happy with that. He is about to pipe up until Sunset steps in-

Sunset: That's wonderful, Ms. Luna! Thank you! -Sunset grabs her boyfriend's hand and quickly leads him out of the room-

-The camera focuses on Luna and Swirlinaitis before the feed cuts out, and then reappears in the backstage area. The camera is on its side, looking up at three pairs of black combat boots. It is soon picked up, and after some shuffling, the faces of Diane Ditzbrose, Rosely Reigns, and Beth Drollins are seen. Ditzbrose's hair looks quite wild, as does she herself-

Drollins: I'm Beth Drollins…

Reigns: Rosely Reigns…

Ditzbrose: I'm Diane Ditzbrose! -she runs a hand through her ruffled up hair- What do we know about injustice?

Drollins: We don't just KNOOOW injustice…-she points at the camera as the feed becomes choppy-

Reigns: We've lived it…

Ditzbrose: Last Monday, Sunset Shimmer was DISRESPECTED with an ambush...by CADANCE? The good thing is an hour earlier, Cadance was forced to relinquish her own championship...WELCOME TO CONSEQUENCES, CADANCE!

Drollins: Giz Herooo...took advantage of a young, defenseless Flitter...WELL WELCOME TO PAYBACK, HERO!

Reigns: We deflect injustice from the EWF…

Ditzbrose: Fluttershy?

Reigns: You can't shy away from The Sword…

Ditzbrose: Twilight?...you've been handed success...on a silver platter. You've been handed fame and fortune, -itches the back of her head- you've been put, on a pedestal-WELL WE KNOCKED YOU OFF THAT PEDESTAL! We stopped you, COLD...welcome..back to REALITY, Twilight!

Drollins: We don't wooork...for ANYBODY...not Luna, not the Eternal Womens champion...we work for EACH OTHER…

Ditzbrose: -gets closer to the camera, licking the inside-bottom half of her lip- I'm Diane Ditzbrose…

Drollins: Beth Drollins…

Reigns: I'm Rosely Reigns...get ready to taste the sword from injustice…

Ditzbrose: At the Frontline pay per view, bring kindness! Bring stubbornness! BRING FRIENDSHIP! The Sword...brings a cold...HARD dose...of JUSTICE….

-Ditzbrose sets the camera down on the floor, and we see the three unified members of The Sword touch their fists in unity before walking off-

Garble: I'm telling ya, 'Zotl...in 13 nights, those 3 young women are going to change the landscape, win or loss, of this company once again…

Ahuizotl: They certainly speak with a lot of confidence in their mission, but the difference between them, and their opponents, is that they aren't talking a big game.

Garble: That's because they've all already PROVEN themselves-well, except for Fluttershy, but Frontline is HER time to do just that!

Ahuizotl: Exactly, and I think Fluttershy will shine, just as you predicted The Sword will. It could be a career making night for MANY at Frontline!

-Usual DJ entrance thing-

DJ Z: Ladies and gentlemen, you are now...IN...THE...MIX! With that young go hard...D...JAAAAAAAY...Z! And right now I'd like to introduce to you all, MAH MAN! Record spinner by night, and, well, dentist by night as well-BECAUSE HE GONNA KNOCK YA TEETH OOOOOOOOUT! *BERPBERPBERPBERP* NE...OOOOOOOON...LIIIIIGHTS!

*It's been such a long time comin', I'd thought you'd underSTAAAND…* -the crowd cheers as DJ Z leaps off of podium to meet with his bro-

DJ Z: Make some NOOOOOOISE! -the crowd cheers as he and Neon Lights slide into the ring-

Ahuizotl: And two young men that have already MADE their career in Neon Lights and DJ Z, are set to fight for their potential legacy at Frontline against Bill Nyeker's new "star students," Dwight Dawson, and Xavier Kendrick.

Garble: And, not unusual, is the absence of Bill Nyeker and his students over the past few weeks. I say NOT, because Mr. Nyeker is likely strategizing with her pupils, like any good teacher would.

Ahuizotl: Mr. Nyeker isn't a teacher, though, he's insane! Regardless, Neon Lights is set for some INSANE action...up next!

-Back from commercial, we see Rumble snapping selfies with Bulk Biceps by his side in a segment shot earlier and now being shown from the EWP App. Rumble puts his phone down as Flitter and Cloudchaser walk up to him, both looking worse for wear-

Rumble: There you both are! -setting his phone down-

Cloudchaser: Hope you're not too disappointed in me after I lost, Rumble…-frowning-

Rumble: Oh no, I'm not disappointed about THAT. I have a feeling that Flitter will be winning that tournament all by herself anyway…-Rumble grins at Flitter, who is looking away from him entirely- UGH, FLITTER! -he throws his arms up and slaps them against his side in a "what gives" manner- What's up with you?! You don't smile at me anymore! You're not even LOOKING at me!

Cloudchaser: Ease up, Rumble...she's just upset that I lost.

Rumble: -shaking his head dramatically- No! No, it's NOT that! And it's not because that black and yellow bumbleuggo pushed her, either! It's because of that...that SLEAZEBALL Giz Hero! -Now he has Flitter's attention- He leaves for a few weeks, gets in shape, gets some zit removal cream, drops the glasses, and acts all macho by FOOLISHLY challenging me, and now you're both mesmerized! Flitter...a month ago, he was what is known as a SUPERUGGO! Does he really have you THAT deep in the palm of his hand?

Flitter: ….

Rumble: You KISSED him! YOU KISSED HIM! How does that...even make SENSE?! Why are you girls associating yourselves with...with HIM? It's like sleeping with the enemy!

Flitter: -getting in Rumble's face after standing on her tippy-toes- You don't get to say...WHO I sleep with….WHO I kiss...or even WHO I TALK TO. You have NO RIGHT to treat me like a child, because in reality….YOU'RE the child here, little man! -she powerwalks off, leaving Rumble flabbergasted-

Rumble: Cloud….Cloudchaser? -he sounds desperate- You don't...feel the same way...do you?

Cloudchaser: I….I….-runs off to catch up with her sister-

Rumble: What….-looks at Bulk Biceps- What just HAPPENED?!

-Bulk Biceps shakes his head in astonishment, as we cut back to the ring where Rumble has stopped taking selfies since that footage has aired. He looks visibly angry-

Ahuizotl: What is this guy's deal? Does he really think he has the right to articulate everything that goes on in those girls' LIVES?

Garble: Well, the relationship between Rumble and his former managers, Flitter and Cloudchaser is well-documented. They babysat Rumble ever since he was 6. I'm not sure if he's just concerned about them, or maybe if there's some sort of jealousy alive there. Regardless, I think it's absolutely ridiculous, just like you.

Ahuizotl: Rumble should be worrying about ONE thing, and one thing ONLY right now, and that's his title defense against Giz Hero at Frontline, that kid is on FIRE.

Garble: He handed Rumble his first loss in FOREVER, and tonight, Rumble NEEDS to bounce back with a win against Neon Lights if he wants to build ANY sort of momentum heading into Frontline.

Match 3: Rumble w/ Bulk Biceps vs Neon Lights w/ DJ Z

-16 minutes later-

-DJ Z turns around to confront Bulk Biceps, who is making his way over to him-

DJ Z: You don't want none of this, chalk hulk! I'll whip ya like Reddi and cream ya like Oetker!

-Neon Lights runs at the ropes, grabbing the top rope as his feet fly right into Bulk Biceps' face, knocking him to the floor-

DJ Z: AWWW YE! BERPBERPBERPBERRRRRPP!

Ahuizotl: Neon Lights takes out Bulk Biceps! What was he thinking anyway?

-Neon Lights gives a thumbs up at his partner-

Garble: Well what the hell is Neon Lights thinking not paying attention to the match?! -Neon turns around, and is immediately caught with Rumble's Beauty Shot- See?! Never take your eyes off of the champ!

*1….2…..3!* -there is a mixture of cheers and boos as the bell rings-

Ahuizotl: And Rumble does it! My broadcast partner was right, Neon Lights should've been focused on the match…

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRR...RRRRRRRRRUUUUUMBLLLLLLE!

-Rumble grabs his cell-phone from the corner, and begins taking selfies in the middle of the ring. The crowd is electric as Giz Hero slides in from behind Rumble as the referee hands Rumble his title-

Garble: Oh man, 'Zotl! It's Giz Hero!

Ahuizotl: Rumble doesn't see him! He's so vain, he thinks that random influx of crowd cheering is for him!

Garble: He better keep thinking that and never turn around, or else he's in for a big -Rumble ultimately turns around, and both his cell phone and his title go flying into the air, but not as high up as he does as Giz Hero tosses him up with both arms- SURPRIIIIIISE! -On the way down, Hero clobbers Rumble in the jaw with a truly VICIOUS uppercut!

Ahuizotl: UNBELIEVABLE! The Carnage champion is OUT!

-Giz Hero gets on his knees, looking into the eyes of Rumble. He soon becomes more interested in his championship, which he soon walks over to and picks up-

Garble: He's got the title! And if Rumble gets hit with an uppercut like THAT at Frontline, he. Will. Lose. That. Title. For. GOOD!

Ahuizotl: As I said last week, if you doubt the intensity, if you doubt the DRIVE of this young man Giz Hero….just WAIT until he proves you wrong….

Garble: I don't think there's ANYBODY that doubts this kid after tonight! WOW! He tosses Rumble at...at least 10 FEET in the air, and then he nailed him with a WICKED uppercut! This kid continues to impress, week after WEEK!

-Giz Hero stands over Rumble with the Carnage championship raised high in the air, the crowd cheering like mad-

Ahuizotl: And just like Rumble did so last week, Giz Hero poses with the Carnage championship, over the lifeless body of Rumble….if that isn't a message, then I don't know what the hell is!

-The segment ends with the thunderous chants of "HE-RO" from the crowd-

-Back from commercial, we see Giz Hero walking around and looking through the backstage area. He smiles when he finds what he wanted. He walks up to Flitter and spins her around-

Flitter: H-...hi, Giz….

Hero: Don't make me regret doing this….-Giz leans in, and gives Flitter a lengthy kiss on the lips as Cloudchaser's jaw drops next to them. Giz backs his face away. Flitter gulps- And if this is all some big scam, don't think you've got me where you want me just because I kissed you….I was just returning the favor from last week…-he walks away, and as he vanishes in the distance, Flitter and Cloudchaser suddenly get very bouncy-

Cloudchaser: Oh my gosh! Did he just?

Flitter: Mhm!

Cloudchaser: OHHHHHH! -she hugs her sister- Good for you!

-Flitter looks off in the distance, trying to catch sight of Giz Hero again. When she can't, she takes the opportunity to fully return the hug to her sister-

Ahuizotl: -smiling- Now that's really great! After the night Flitter has had….being embarrassed by Midnight Strike, Rumble sticking his nose in her personal business...that must've made her feel wonderful.

Garble: I'd say I'm happy for the girl, but I hope Giz Hero knows what he's doing….what if this is all a trap by Rumble and company?

Ahuizotl: I suspect Giz is fully aware of what he is doing.

Diamond Tiara: Um, hello! Who cares about who's in love with who? YOU HAVE A VISITOR.

Garble: Oh, how could we EVER forget? For our next match, we'll be joined at ringside by the woman who in 13 nights at Frontline will go one on one with Scootaloo, in the very first Three Stages of HELL match.

Diamond: Hmph. -flicks her hair- It'll be hell for that little insect, not for me. As much as I'd LOVE to make her say I Quit, I won't even have to! -smirk- I'm gonna grab my girl Turf's authentic Boss Knuckles, and then...I'm gonna make that little worm BLEED.

Ahuizotl: Without touching the blood of course I'm imagining?

Diamond: Eww, gross! Of course not! I'm getting out of there before any of it gets on my shoes!

Garble: So you're only worried about the shoes?

Diamond: UGH! NO! I don't want her blood ANYWHERE, but everyone knows that a girl values her shoes more than anything else!

Ahuizotl: I thought it was the hair, but if you say so…

*Colorful rainbows catch my eye, when I see you fly across the sky!* -the crowd erupts in cheers as Diamond Tiara checks her nails-

Madden: Aaaaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 119 POOOOUNDS….SCOOOOOOTALOOOOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: This is going to be a qualifying match for a spot in the Crater Chick championship tournament. The conflict, is that Scootaloo will be facing her dear friend, Maud. Diamond, what do you think about this important match-up?

Diamond: HAHAHA! I think it's GREAT! I hope they both DESTROY each other!

Garble: Because it would make Scootaloo THAT much easier for you to beat at Frontline?

Diamond: How many times do I have to say it? I am not at all worried about Scootaloo! Besides, I would rather have her 100 percent than 50 heading into our match, so that EVERY injury she sustains is because of ME, nobody else! It's just going to feel good for me watching her and her doofus friend's possible annihilation!

Ahuizotl: I heard you're going to be in a qualifying match for the Crater Chick championship tournament next week, Diamond.

Diamond: As I SHOULD be! That title has been passed around like used hairclips ever since it's inception. I, would add some much needed prestige to it, for I, would have the longest reign out of anybody EVER.

-Scootaloo gets into the ride, catching the emotionless eyes of Maud. Maud walks up to her and shows her hand-

Maud: Good luck, Scootaloo.

Scootaloo: -shaking it- Same to you, Maud! I was hoping we wouldn't have to do it, but the reward is too much to ignore!

Maud: You're right. That title would be a good addition to my rock collection. And don't worry about going easy on me, because I'm going to give you everything I've got.

Scootaloo: You got it! No mercy!

Maud: Cool.

Diamond: Ugh, they're so boring! JUST KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY!

-The bell rings, as Scootaloo goes for a kick. However, Maud catches it and tosses Scootaloo into the turnbuckles, Scootaloo crashing into them and sinking to the canvas-

Diamond: -smirking- Good! Go on, girls...entertain me….-she crosses her legs and arms and lays her head on said crosses arms-

Match 4: Maud vs Scootaloo

-Maud charges at Scootaloo, but Scoots is able to trip her, causing Maud's head to smash into the middle turnbuckle. Scootaloo climbs to the top turnbuckle above Maud and jumps off, causing both of her feet to land on Maud's back, pushing her shoulder into the ring post-

Ahuizotl: YOWCH! Diamond, THAT is what you have to deal with at Frontline! The creative aerial offense of Scootaloo. Are you prepared for that?

Diamond: Pfft, of course I am! How are you so easily impressed by a few diving moves? I've been more creative with some of my hairstyles in the past!

Garble: Can I have some examples?

Diamond: Oh, sure. -she pulls out her phone and pulls up Instagram- There's this one, and this one, and this one...oh the lighting isn't too good in that picture, but I make it work because I'm FLAWLESS! And this one, that one's a favorite of mine-

Ahuizotl: SERIOUSLY, boy?! There's a match going on!

Garble: Hang on, 'Zotl! Each of these is like it's own division of ART.

Ahuizotl: Ugh…

-7 minutes later-

-Maud goes for a devastating spinebuster, but Scootaloo sends herself over Maud's back and sets her up into a victory roll on the way down-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo counters! 1...2...and Maud gets the shoulder up!

Garble: Diamond….in the main event later on, you and your besties are going to be facing the team of Lightning Dust, Fluttershy, and Twilight. Give us your thoughts on that upcoming encounter.

Diamond: The way I see it...there's no way I can lose. Just a month ago, Twilight and Lightning were at each other's THROATS. I was on a tag team with Lightning Dust, and on the other side of the ring, was Twilight. And Fluttershy? She won't take long to crack. What has she done to deserve to be in the ring with the likes of ANY of us? I have the TAG. TEAM. CHAMPIONS on my side, you guys! They are the most dominant tag team in ALL of the EWF, and with my smarts, and their cunning, we will take apart this wannabee dream team before The Sword gets the chance. Real talk!

Ahuizotl: You're right. You've got the experience on your side.

Diamond: Yes, I'm well aware. Gosh...I hope this ends soon….I've never been so bored in my life….

Ahuizotl: Are you kidding? This is GREAT action! All for a potential shot at the Crater Chick championship!

Diamond: Meh, they'll both eventually lose to me anyway….

-8 minutes later-

-Scootaloo flies off the top rope, but Maud throws her up in the air, looking to connect with The Schist. Scootaloo, however nails Maud with a dropkick as she drops from the air, setting the crowd ablaze. Maud tumbles backwards against the ropes, thereafter Scootaloo kips up, and nails Maud with Scootabuse as she comes towards her again-

Garble: Scootaloo hits it! Scootaloo has Maud down!

*1…..2…3!* -the bell rings as Diamond Tiara throws her headset to the side-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNERRRRR...SCOOOOOOOTAL-

-Madden is stopped as Diamond Tiara rushes the ring and knocks Scootaloo to the mat with a double axe handle to the back. She gets to her feet, and immediately begins stomping on her, the crowd booing her all the way-

Diamond: YOU'RE -stomp- USELESS! -stomp- YOU -stomp- WILL -stomp- NEVER -stomp- BEAT ME! -Diamond now gets to her knees, and begins slamming her fists against the side of Scootaloo's head-

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

Garble: She may create a GLORIOUS hair edit, but get the damn girl off her!

-Luckily, Maud has gotten back to her face, and has yanked Diamond off of her friend by grabbing a fistful of Diamond's swirly ponytail. Diamond shrieks as she meets Maud face to face-

Ahuizotl: Give her what's coming to her! We've NEVER had a more disrespectful guest at this table!

Garble: You're right, but she smelled WONDERFUL…

-The crafty Diamond brutally rakes her fingernails into the eyes of Maud, blinding her long enough to attempt the Diamond Cutter. Maud still counters, however, sending Diamond to the mat on her back. Diamond thinks it better to get away now before it's too late, so she rolls out from under the bottom rope and begins walking up the ramp, putting her hair back in place-

Garble: -the crowd booing- Diamond was able to get away tonight, but there will be nowhere to run later tonight when she and her champion partners face Fluttershy, Twilight, and Lightning.

Ahuizotl: The same goes for Frontline. You can't run from hell, and I have a feeling a TON of hell is coming that young lady's way.

-Maud helps Scootaloo to her feet, and raises one of her arms as she covers an eye with the other free hand. The crowd cheers and applauds as Diamond rolls her eyes-

Diamond: The only hand that's gonna be raised next Sunday...is MINE! -the crowd boos as we go to commercial-

Ahuizotl: As we welcome you back to Monday Night Lunacy, we'd like to give a special thanks to Pillar for their song "Frontline." It's appropriately titled, because that is the official theme song of Frontline itself.

Garble: And in the ring, we see Bon Bon in the ring, waiting to find out if she can qualify for the Crater Chick championship tournament….

-Bon Bon's warm up is cut short as we hear creepy piano keys and many flashing images, which end in Amay Wythyst's face showing up-

Amay: ….We're here…..-she blows out the lantern and Harper and Rowan flank her sides. The fans cheer as her theme music begins to play-

Ahuizotl: And what an opponent to draw…

-Amay appears from backstage with lantern in hand, as the camera pans to many fans waving the flashlights on their cell-phones to the groove of Amay's entrance theme. The Wythyst Family makes their slow and eerie way down to the ring. It ends with Amay sitting in her rocking chair and blowing out the lantern, causing her music to stop and the lights to come back on. The crowd cheers once again as Amay springs up from her chair, tossing off her jacket and fedora as Rowan and Harper stand by the chair as Amay makes her way up the steps-

Garble: In Amay Wythyst's debut, she handily defeated Bon Bon's partner and lover, Lyra. Bon Bon is definitely going to be looking to get revenge on Amay for not only that, but also for the brutal attacks she and her family have brought upon the happy couple over the past few weeks.

Ahuizotl: If not tonight, there's always Frontline, because Lyra and Bon Bon are going to be competing in tag team action action the debuting tandem of Ericka Rowan...and Lucy Harper.

Garble: And their malevolent leader is going to be looking on, creepily rocking back in forth in that symbolic rocking chair of hers. Have you had the chance to talk to this woman at all, 'Zotl?

Ahuizotl: To be quite honest, I'm too damn scared to try. She may be a woman, but she's a big woman. A woman with a purpose. I'm not quite sure what that purpose is, but I have a feeling she's going to keep that to herself, and her family.

Garble: I've tried to find Amay myself, but she's never anywhere in sight. It's like she pops up whenever she wants, with Rowan and Harper in tow. She'll spit her crazy limericks, and then she'll trot on back to the swamp.

Ahuizotl: She certainly is an enigma. A twisted, and warped mind exists inside the head of Amay Wythyst. A mind I don't think either of us ever want access too.

Garble: It'd make for a great science experiment, but I'm not in school anymore, so screw that! I'm fine with keeping my sanity.

Match 5: Lyra w/ Bon Bon vs Amay Wythyst w/ Lucy Harper and Ericka Rowan

-As the bell rings, Amay walks up to Lyra, smiling wickedly-

Amay: You will bare witness to the new face of FEAR! I will rip your heart out, STRING by STRING! And your loved one will watch! -she points at Bon Bon, which Lyra grits her teeth at- Your suffering will leave her empty, cold, broken! I am the bringer of your demi-

-Lyra punches Amay in the mouth, sending her on her rump. The crowd loudly goes "OHHHHHHHHH"-

Lyra: SHUT UP! I'm sick and tired of your mind games!

Ahuizotl: I don't care how much you believe in what you say...a strike like that will shut you up!

-Amay gets on her knees, holding her arms out-

Amay: STRIKE ME AGAIN! UNLEASH ALL YOUR FRUSTRATION!

-Lyra looks at her fist, and walks up to Amay, but that slight hesitation was too much as Amay fires back with a shot to Lyra's throat, sending her to the mat clutching at her neck-

Ahuizotl: Lyra shouldn't have fell for that...Amay hasn't been here very long, but we know just how crafty she can be!

Garble: That wasn't a cheap shot, either. Lyra was looking right at her. I think Lyra is falling for these mind games, though.

-Amay grabs Lyra by the throat, and lays it across the middle rope. She presses down on her neck with both hands, staring into Bon Bon's eyes-

Amay: DO YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS YOUR MATE! AND NOW...NOW SHE IS MY PREY! SAVE HER! SAVE HEEEEERRRRR! -Bon Bon looks away as Amay begins clubbing Lyra with forearms in the back of the head-

Garble: Come on now...right in front of the woman she adores!

Ahuizotl: Amay is truly heartless. She feels no remorse for this, I guarantee it.

Ref: Come on, Amay, get away from the ropes! 1! 2! 3! 4! -Amay backs away, laughing in the face of the referee before landing one last blow on Lyra-

-6 minutes later-

-There have been a few hope spots for Lyra in this match. One of them being right now. Lyra has Amay dazed, so she runs off the ropes, but she gets clobbered by Amay-

Ahuizotl: OH GOD! A truly BRUTAL diving cross body by Amay Wythyst, and THERE goes Lyra's momentum...JUST like that!

Garble: And Bon Bon is having such a hard time watching this...she's got her hands over her mouth….

-Amay cackles as Lyra grabs at her boots and tries to climb to her feet by grabbing Amay's white pants-

Amay: Let me help you up….my child…. -Amay lifts Lyra up for a suplex, and then TOSSES her halfway across the ring, Lyra's back landing on the mat with a gruesome THUD-

Ahuizotl: I don't blame her! This is becoming uncomfortable for me to watch, as well….

-Amay backs herself up, and then runs at Lyra as she gets to her feet in the corner, crashing into her with a Body Avalanche, glancing over at her family as she rests herself on Lyra before tossing her to the mat. Amay taps her foot on the mat many times, before then grabbing onto the top rope with both hands and dips herself so she can envision Lyra's body lying there on the mat. Amay then advances towards Lyra, picking her up and putting her into position, kissing her forehead before dropping her down with a swinging reverse STO-

Ahuizotl: The impact of that move...Lyra is out cold…

-Amay lays a knee across Lyra's stomach as she lifts her leg into the air with just an arm as her other hand simply sits on the mat-

*1…...2…..3!* -the bell rings as Bon Bon sighs in relief-

Garble: At least it's over...for now…

Madden: Here is YOUR winner….Amay...Wythyst!

-Amay gets to her feet, looking down at her fallen opponent. Bon Bon rushes the ring and tries to hurt Amay in any way possible by grabbing her arms and twisting them around-

Ahuizotl: She's going for the Candy Wrapper! Bon Bon is going to release enough frustration for both her AND Lyra!

-Amay pushes Bon Bon away, and Bon Bon is struck in the face by a big boot from Lucy Harper, who entered the ring immediately when she saw Amay was in danger-

Garble: Spoke too soon….WHAT a big friggen boot!

-Harper takes a knee after the big boot's impact, and glances at Rowan, which is all the massive woman needs to bounce off the ropes and FLATTEN Bon Bon with a big splash. Amay backs the two off and kneels down with her family, cradling each of their heads in an arm-

Garble: This is so weird….we will never witness something like this here on Monday Night Lunacy ever again….this is as weird as it gets….

Ahuizotl: Please don't jinx it! Amay is a terrific athlete, but….she is so far out there…..

-Mere seconds later, Amay has Bon Bon cradled in the same affectionate way, but it isn't so affectionate as Bon Bon is driven into the mat with a swinging reverse STO to call her own, thanks to her heroic stupidity-

Ahuizotl: My question is...how can Lyra and Bon Bon hope to survive against these 3 hellacious women? Women with no clear conscience! No absence of malice!

Garble: All they can do is hope...hope and turn their love and care for each other into the perfect excuse to defend themselves at any and all odds.

Ahuizotl: That might not be enough, though….

Garble: In their case...I hope it is…..

-Amay is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone as Rowan and Harper stand by her side-

Amay: Twist...I suspect...you'll be lookin' for me…-she laughs- Well that's alright, man, because..I ain't never been too hard to fiind….matter of fact...if you need me, I'll be RIGHT HERE...WITH ALL MY FRIIIEENDS! -the crowd cheers- HEHAHAHAHAHA….we've been waiting for you, Twist…-she kneels- I've...always...been waiting for you…-gets on her other knee- Look to the SKYYYY….and FOLLOW...the buzzards…-she drops the mic on Bon Bon's back, it soon rolling off back onto the mat. Amay looking up with her eyes closed and stretching out both of her arms. She quietly laughs as Rowan observes her behavior and Harper looks off into the distance as usual-

*DEH!*

-We switch to the commentary table, where Garble and Ahuizotl are in awe of what just transpired-

Garble: How can Lyra and Bon Bon, or ANYBODY hope to survive against The Wythyst Family…?

Ahuizotl: And try this on for size...that sadistic woman in the ring, Amay Wythyst, could soon be a CHAMPION here in the EWF...imagine how much more intensive her message would get then!

Garble: -shivers- I shudder to think...let's switch focus now. Silver Shill is backstage with three very focused women right now...take it away, Silver.

Silver Shill: Thank you, gentlemen. I am standing by with the three women who in 13 nights at Frontline are looking to stop the revolution known as The Sword: Lightning Dust, Twilight Sparkle...and Fluttershy.

Twilight: Thank you for the time, Silver.

Fluttershy: H-hi, Silver…

Lightning: -with her hands on her hips- What do ya got for us?

Silver: First off, Lightning, Twilight, a week ago when I was told I would be interviewing The Sword's opponents, I was expecting Rarity to be standing with you girls, not Fluttershy.

Twilight: As were we, but what other choice did we have? We made the mistake of letting The Sword outnumber one of us, and now Rarity is paying the price.

Lightning: We've apologized to her, and of course she accepted it. We're just lucky Fluttershy was willing to join us in our battle with The Sword.

Silver: -nods- Then I have a few questions right off the bat….Fluttershy, as Lightning just stated, this match with The Sword will be NO ordinary match, it WILL be a BATTLE. Are you prepared for that? And to Twilight and Lightning, with the sudden inclusion of Fluttershy, has your gameplan changed at all?

Twilight: -shakes her head- Our gameplan is the same, no matter who our partner is. The Sword thrives on 3 on 1 situations. They haven't had a match yet, but we can tell they are the perfect trio.

Lightning: Exactly. With a bit of scouting, we can see that Drollins is the high-flyer, Reigns is the powerhouse, and Ditzbrose is the unstable one; pretty unorthodox. If we can take one of them out early, though, The Sword won't be comfortable, because for the very first time, they won't have the numbers game.

Twilight: Then we take out another, and the rest….is easy. -she and Lightning turn to Fluttershy-

Fluttershy: Oh….sorry. Well, I will admit that right now I'm a little bit nervous about the match, but not as much as I was before Twilight, Lightning, and Rarity gave me a pep talk. And the fans...the Lunacy fans...they believe in me...so I know when I get out there tonight with The Mean Girls, and ESPECIALLY at Frontline with The Sword, I know I can overcome ANYTHING.

Lightning: -nods with a smile- And speaking of The Mean Girls...tonight is a true test for us. If we're gonna go toe to toe with The Sword, we've gotta have some tag teaming experience under our belts. We aren't doubting The Mean Girls. They can tear you down from the inside...but this isn't the playground anymore, ladies!

Twilight: Lightning's right. This is the EWF, and they can't make us cry, or lower our self-esteem. The only way they can hurt us, is PHYSICALLY, and we fully WELCOME them to try!

Lightning: Basically, GIVE US ALL YA GOT! Let's see just how MEAN...you girls really are!

Fluttershy: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! -Fluttershy, with her index fingers flying in the air, and her partners walk off as Silver Shill smiles-

-Back from commercial, we see all six members of this tag team match are already in the ring because entrances don't matter in this story. The crowd is chanting "Yay" as Fluttershy stands on the apron-

Garble: And we are set for our MAIN EVENT for tonight!

Ahuizotl: I'm sure both The Sword and Scootaloo are watching somewhere...everyone should be! This is going to be a HELL of a match!

-Turf looks around the arena and is annoyed at the constant Yay'ing-

Turf: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SLIMY CUNTS! THE BOSS IS IN A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING! -the crowd boos-

Crowd: TURF IS RA-TCHET! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* TURF IS RA-TCHET! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* TURF IS RA-TCHET! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Turf: FUCK! GO BACK TO THE OTHER THING!

Diamond: Turf! Focus! -she points at Lightning, who is standing patiently with her arms crossed-

Lightning: Yeah. Can we get this started, Tracy Turnblad?

Turf: FUCK YOU! I'M SEXIER THAN THAT PUDGY BITCH!

Ahuizotl: The conversations the women have in the ring sometimes….

Main Event: Turf, Silver Spoon, and Diamond Tiara vs Lightning Dust, Twilight Sparkle, and Fluttershy

-24 minutes later-

-Fluttershy kips up after hitting Silver Spoon with a missile dropkick-

Garble: Fluttershy looks to be wrapping this up!

-Fluttershy backs up to a corner and begins pointing her index fingers in the air, the crowd chanting "Yay" with each successful finger raising-

Turf: SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUU-

-Fluttershy moves to avoid Turf, who ran across the ring in an attempt to silence the crowd by punching their idol, and then dropkicks Turf's knees from under her, causing her nose to smash into the mat and land on the floor-

Ahuizotl: And Turf's loudmouth costs her! What a surprise….

-As Turf gets to her feet, she sees Lightning Dust soaring over the top rope and landing on her with a flying senton, the crowd on fire-

Crowd: LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST!

-Lightning gets up, and turns around to get planted by Diamond Tiara-

Garble: Diamond Cutter! Diamond Cutter to Lightning Dust!

-The crowd boos as Diamond points and trash talks at the fallen Lightning Dust. The referee leans over the middle rope and begins admonishing Diamond. In the ring, Fluttershy is rolled up from behind by Silver Spoon-

Ahuizotl: Silver Spoon could have the win for her team, but the referee isn't paying attention!

-Twilight takes this time to enter the ring, but before she can do anything, Scootaloo has also ran into the ring to much fanfare-

Garble: Scootaloo! What's she doing here?!

Ahuizotl: Giving some payback to her tormentors, I feel!

-Scootaloo gives Silver Spoon an enziguri to the back of her read, which causes Silver to roll off of Fluttershy. Twilight looks surprised, but smiles as Scootaloo gives her a fist bump before running back off to the back-

Garble: That was a hit and run by Scootaloo, and it was brilliant!

-Twilight runs over to Diamond while she is arguing with the referee and pushes her into the announce table. She signals to Fluttershy, who was sitting down due to the recent events, but shakes her head now and pulls herself up with the middle rope next to her-

Ahuizotl: Go ahead, Fluttershy! It's all you, little lady!

Crowd: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! -the crowd's Yay'ing climaxes as Silver Spoon gets to her feet. When she turns around, Fluttershy runs at her and soon knocks her to the mat with Obedience Training!-

Garble: Obedience Training! The running knee to the head of Silver Spoon!

Ahuizotl: Give her a count, ref!

-Fluttershy hooks Silver Spoon's leg and rest her back on Silver's front as Twilight picks Lightning up-

*1…...2…...3!* -the bell rings and the crowd jumps to their feet-

Ahuizotl: They did it! What wonderful teamwork and resolve by these three women!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERRRS...the team...of TWILIIIIGHT SPARKLE...LLLLLIGHTNING DUST...aaaaand FLUUUUUTTERSHYYYYYYYY!

Garble: Diamond and her posse have cheated before, so I see there being nothing wrong with how this match played out. Scootaloo sent a message to Diamond tonight!

Ahuizotl: As did our victors send a message to The Sword...in a BIG way. And Fluttershy got the pin, showing she CAN deliver in high pressure situations! Good for her!

Garble: Good for all of those women, including Scootaloo! The Sword may sound confident, but after a performance like that, I'd be feeling a little weary about this upcoming battle at Frontline…

Ahuizotl: What will await us next week, on the last stop...before Frontline? Goodnight ladies and gentlemen! We'll see you next week!

-The show ends with Lightning, Fluttershy, and Twilight standing in the middle of the ring. Both of Lightning and Twilight's hands are raised, and they each are holding onto an arm of Fluttershy's as she lifts her index fingers into the air, the crowd gleefully chanting "Yay''-

Match Results:

Shining Armor defeated Vultarian by pinfall (9:08)
Berry Punch defeated Cloudchaser by pinfall (11:13)
Rumble defeated Neon Lights by pinfall (16:23)
Scootaloo defeated Maud by pinfall (16:11)
Amay Wythyst defeated Lyra by pinfall (7:33)
Twilight, Lightning Dust, and Fluttershy defeated The Mean Girls (25:15)

Matches announced for Frontline (COMPLETE):

Cadance vs Sunset Shimmer - Eternal Womens Championship Strap Match
Three Stages of Hell: Diamond Tiara vs Scootaloo
Six Women Tag: The Sword vs Fluttershy, Lightning Dust, and Twilight Sparkle
Flash Sentry vs Shining Armor (Street Fight)
Rumble vs Giz Hero - Carnage Championship
Honeycomb and Midnight Strike vs Flitter and Cloudchaser
Lyra and Bon Bon vs Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper
Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick vs NION Lights
EGO vs Rack Attack - Combo of Carnage Championship