*One-hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to another edition of Friday Night Sublime.
Discord: And a heartfelt welcome back to our Lunacy counterparts Ahuizotl and Garble.
Dr. Whooves: Lunacy's been a pretty chaotic place the past few months, but things seem like they might be getting in order over there. Now if only we could get things in order over here.
Discord: Oh come on Whooves, things aren't that bad. We just got a couple protege's turning on their teachers, an undecided situation regarding number one contendership for the International title, and a new tag team causing some brawling. Seems pretty usual to me.
Dr. Whooves: I'm sure all those issues and more will make their presence known here tonight. First off though, we have a match between the Paddle Arabian princess Amira and the Apple Dynasty's youngest member Apple Bloom.
*Country music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, standing five-foot, seven inches tall, and weighing 136 pounds, from Loneyville, Apple Bloom!
Dr. Whooves: Apple Bloom had a promising start on Sublime, the first month of her career was filled with a high-profile rivalry against her cousin Babs Seed, but after winning a Steel Cage match at Proving Grounds she's sorta slipped through the cracks.
*Arabian Music plays*
Haakim: جميع الخنازير لا قيمة لها تكون صامتة للنهج العظمة لها، وهنا لوضع بعد الفلاحين الطبقة منخفضة أخرى في مكانها،الأميرة أميرة الأبدية! (All worthless pigs be silent for the approach of her greatness, here to put yet another low class peasant in their place, the eternal princess Amira!)
Discord: Now here comes someone who isn't slipping through the cracks, Amira may have suffered a few losses as of late, but we all know she's an extremely talented superstar. I still think she has a huge future in the EWF.
Match 1: Apple Bloom vs. Amira
*10 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom goes for a Late Bloomer but Amira counters into a Dust Devil-
*1...2…-kick-out!-
-Amira goes to lock in the Camel Clutch but Apple Bloom struggles out of it and gets back into fighting position-
*5 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom propels herself off the ropes and into the air only to be caught by Amira, who tosses her down hard with a slam-
Dr. Whooves: Apple Bloom went high risk but there was no high reward to be had.
-Amira struggles with Apple Bloom for nearly a minute before managing to lock in the Camel Clutch-
Discord: Ouch, the Camel Clutch, that's such a deadly move, only few fighters have gotten out of this one.
-Apple Bloom desperately crawls for the ropes, only to get pulled back in by Amira whenever she's nearing her destination, after nearly two minutes of this she taps out-
*Crowd Boos*
Haakim:وقف بك السباب لك الحمقى، ويهتف لالفائز الخاص بك، وأميرة المجيدة!(Cease your jeering you fools, and cheer for your winner, the glorious Amira!)
Discord: Apple Bloom fought hard, but she wasn't a match for Amira in the end.
Whooves: Got to give her credit though, she held out for awhile.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Octavia already in the ring-
Octavia: My match last week had one of the worst possible endings to what should of been the climatic end to a long battle. I was in position to put that uncultured dubstep loving clown Vinyl Scratch out of title contendership for a long time, and then that lunatic dentist interfered for God knows why. I don't really care what her reasons were, she stopped me from beating Vinyl Scratch and getting my chance to take the International Championship from Daring Do. Only as a champion will I finally be able to start bringing culture and sophistication to this cess pool of a compan-
*Crowd cheers a dubstep music blares through the arena and Vinyl emerges on stage-
Vinyl Scratch: Tavi, Tavi, Tavi. You must think you're really something special. You've come out here several times now practically preaching about how you're some kind of cultural savior that's going to save us all from the dangers of having fun or something along those lines. What's worse though, is that anytime something goes wrong you have to come out and whine about it. You aren't the only one who got screwed last week, Octavia. I don't like Colgate's interference either, but I'm sure Celestia's already working on something to sort it out, your bitching and moaning isn't going to speed things up.
Octavia: You always took tough Vinyl Scratch, but you rarely to never have the strength to back it up. We all know that I was on the verge of defeating you last week, it was inevitable. It's only through petty luck and a bit of mis-management that you've managed to stay in the limelight as long as you have. It's high time that you've accepted the fact that I'm just better than you.
Vinyl Scratch: You really think you had me beat? Why don't I come down there and we just see about tha-
*Loud drilling sounds play as Colgate emerges on-stage, Vinyl Scratch immediately takes a defensive stance*
Colgate: Relax you idiot, if I was going to easily destroy you I would of done it already, I was just coming out here to tell the both of you to shut the hell up. All the time we have to hear the two of you bickering with each other, arguing about who's better than the other. Well here's the truth ladies, you both suck. You spent your tag-team days as jobbers and your singles careers haven't amount to much more either. However, despite this the two of you are being given opportunity after opportunity while I get nothing. I'm sick of this, I won a hard fought handi-cap match at Final Reckoning and I've earned a shot at the International Title far more than either of you screw-ups have. I will not stop either, I will interfere in every qualifying match and attack every fellow contender until I'm given what I want.
*I'M THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!*
Dr. Whooves: Finally, General Manager Celestia is out here to set things straight before things get any more heated between this three.
Celestia: Well, it certainly seems like we might have a minor problem here. I witnessed your little stunt last week Colgate and I was tempted to simply have a rematch with you banned from ringside. However, I've thought of an idea that will garner far more ratings than that. Since all of you feel so entitled to a shot a Daring Do's title, you'll all be given a chance. That's right, the International Championship match at Frontline will be Fatal-Four-Way between the champion herself, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate!
*Crowd cheers*
Celestia: Although there's so much tension in this arena, I'm sure the three of you just can't wait to take out some of that aggresson. So tonight will have a little preview of the big match at Frontline, our main event for this Sublime will be a triple threat match between Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate. Now all three of you get out of here, we've got more match to run.
*The crowd cheers as Celestia and the three wrestlers clear the arena*
Discord: What a blockbuster, a fatal-four-way between some of Sublime's most talented stars for the International Title. It'll be Daring's hardest defense yet.
Dr. Whooves: I think she can do it, she hasn't been champion this long for nothing. She better not underestimate the tenacity or desperation of her three opponents though.
*Do you believe in magic?*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 150 pounds and standing five-foot, eight inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Pie has had somewhat of a rough ride on Sublime, although she did score a strong victory over Amira in the last Sublime. Let's see if her momentum continues to gain pace.
*Never Back Down*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 126 pounds, and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the International Champion, Daring Do!
-Daring Do throws her hat into the crowd, garnering loud cheers from the audience as she sprints to the ring-
Match 2: Pinkie Pie vs. Daring Do
*9 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie is in total control of the match, bouncing off the ropes and jumping around faster than Daring Do can keep up, she easily dodges an attempted Sapphire Shock and hits the Pinkie Sense-
*1...2..-kick-out!-*
Discord: Pinkie's been controlling the match so far, but champions rarely go down easy.
*4 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie dodges out of the way of a leap by Daring Do and bounces off the ropes for a leap of her own, only to get drop-kicked down in mid-air. Daring Do then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Daring Dive-
*1..2..-Kick-out!-*
*4 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie hits a Pinkie Sense on Daring Do and goes for a pin-
*1..2..-Kick-out-*
-Daring Do gets back to her feet and almost gets hit with another Pinkie Sense but she narrowly avoids it and hits a Sapphire Shock-
*1..2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Daring Do!
Dr. Whooves: A strong match between these two competitors, but in the end the International Champion came out victorious.
*Commercial*
-The camera cuts backstage where Spitfire and Soarin are relaxing in the Sublime lounge-
Spitfire: I still can't believe what happened at Final Reckoning, it was bad enough that I was stuck in a dark match, but that slut distracted the ref so her "manager" could help her cheat. And then she tried hitting on you! I want a piece of her so bad…
Soarin: Don't get too upset over it babe, it was just a dark match after all.
Spitfire: Still, I can't let her get away with-
-As if on cue, Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof stroll into the room-
Spitfire: Speak of the devil.
Cloudkicker: Come on now Spitfire, it's not nice to talk about other people behind their backs. Isn't that right Trendy?
Trenderhoof: *Rapidly typing away at his touchscreen pad* Huh? Oh yeah, of course.
Spitfire: What do you want anyways?
Cloudkicker: This is the lounge, isn't it? Any Sublime wrestler is allowed to use it, not like I need an , it's always great to see Soarin again.
-Cloudkicker moves closer to Soarin, giving him a seductive look, Spitfire quickly stands between them-
Spitfire: You stay away from him.
Cloudkicker: Oooh, such a temper. I only wanted to say hello.
Spitfire: You know what? Let's settle this in the ring, I'm going to beat you so hard you'll be afraid to come near me or Soarin again.
Cloudkicker: Pffft, I'm not scared. See ya there.
*Cloudkicker causally strolls out with Trenderhoof walking at half-pace behind her, still distracted by his pad*
Dr. Whooves: Well, it seems we have a new grudge starting up. This'll certainly make an interesting match later tonight.
Discord: That fiesty temper though.
*Fanceh music plays*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, at a combined weight of 398 pounds, Hoity Toity and Blueblood, Canterlot Class!
Dr. Whooves: Canterlot Class has been one of Sublime's most active stables, however, unlike their manager Octavia, Hoity and Blueblood haven't managed to obtain much success.
Discord: They're simply under valued is all, their time will come.
*WOO WOO WOO! You know it! Oh radiooooo*
Baritone: And their opponents, now approaching the ring, weighing a combined total of 424 pounds, Ace and Zack Ryder, Rack Attack!
Dr. Whooves: Rack Attack succesfully won the number one contender Battle Royal at Final Reckoning, and are now poised to strike for EGO's Combos of Carnage titles, winning this match would be an excellent warm-up given that Blueblood and Hoity have similar fighting styles to Fancy Pants and Gustave Le Grand. To learn more insight on upcoming matches download the EWF app from istore.
Match 3: Canterlot Class vs. Rack Attack
*10 minutes later*
-Ace charges at Blueblood, but Blueblood merely steps aside and trips him, causing Ace to fly head first into the turnbuckle where he's grabbed by Hoity Toity, Blueblood then takes advantage of this to hit Ace repeatedly-
Dr. Whooves: Come on ref, you can't allow that. Open your eyes!
Discord: Our refs like to give wrestlers a lot of freedom in their matches, adds to ratings.
-Zack Ryder sneaks up and does a flying spinning kick, hitting Blueblood upside the face and knocking Hoity out from the the ring all together, he then quickly exits and the fight inside continues on-
*4 minutes later*
-Blueblood distracts the ref while Hoity Toity hits Zack Ryder with a low blow, he then hits an Upper Class and makes a pin-
*1...2...3!*
Dr. Whooves: How cheap, winning from a low blow.
Discord: No, he won with his finisher, the low blow was merely there for the set-up.
Dr. Whooves: It still means they won by cheating!
Discord: Pfttt..semantics.
-Blueblood and Hoity Toity proceed to attack Ryder while he's down, but both flee the ring when Ace storms in swinging his Tennis Racket around wildly-
Ace: GET OUT OF HERE YOU VULTURE FUCKS! I'M GOING TO WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD WITH THIS RACKET YOUR GRANDKIDS WILL FEEL IT! COME ON! I DARE YOU TO COME BACK!
-Hoity and Blueblood chuckle and make their exit up the ramp-
*Commercial*
-The camera returns backstage with Marigold, Pretty Vision, and another large,heavy muscled man behind her-
Marigold: I'm here with Pretty Vision and her new trainer slash manager, Iron Will. So Pre-
-Iron Will grabs the microphone, causing Marigold to frown at him-
Iron Will: I'm going to save us all time and tell you everything you're dying to know. For months my newest client Pretty Vision has been working under her insufferable boss Photo Finish, she got tired of it and called for my assistance. You see, I'm the best trainer and motivator there is: I can turn ANY, and I mean, ANY wrestler into the biggest thing in their company. I'm the one who helped her plan her break-away, and now I'm here to guarantee her rise to glory. Starting this month, Pretty Vision is going to dominate her way through any and all competition, isn't that right?
Pretty Vision:Uhh...yeah. Totally, watch out!
Iron Will:Errr...we're still working on the smack talk, but this woman has the skill and potential. Just wait until she absolutely destroys Photo Finish in her match later.
Pretty Vision: She's going down hard, you bet!
Dr. Whooves: Well, you'd think Pretty Vision would be nervous about going from one boss to another, but we'll see how it works.
Discord: He's not her boss Whooves, he's a trainer. Ever heard of them? They help people get better at things. Just like you need a voice trainer for your commentary.
Dr. Whooves: Hah Hah, hilarious as always Discord.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first,accompanied to the ring by Trenderhoof, from Cloudsdale,weighing 122 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Cloudkicker!
-Cloudkicker strolls to the ring with a sexy strut, meanwhile Trenderhoof is still doing lord knows what on his touchpad-
*She felt the wind and longed to follow*
Baritone: And her opponent, accompanied to the ring by Soarin, weighing 159 pounds and standing six-foot tall, from Cloudsdale, Spitfire!
Match 4: Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof vs. Spitfire/w Soarin
*8 minutes later*
-Spitfire knocks Cloudkicker to the ground with a flying tackele and ascends the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Spitfire has been in control for most of the match, and it could be coming to a quick end here.
-Spitfire goes for the Supermarine but Cloudkicker raises her knees-
Cloudkicker: Hey ref, I think all that got my top a little out of place. What do you think? -She bends over enough to distract the ref with her cleavage, soon after Cloudkicker knocks the ref out with a kick upside the head-
Discord: Oh, sexy and crafty. That's a great combination.
-Trenderhoof tosses a chair to Cloudkicker, she then uses it to beat Spitfire down must to the horror of Soarin, she merely looks at him and smiles as she pins Spitfire, meanwhile Trenderhoof has awoken the ref-
*1..2...3!*
-Crowd Boos-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Cloudkicker!
Dr. Whooves: What a disgrace.
Discord: There was nothing disgraceful about that.
Dr. Whooves: It was bloody cheating! Of the third degree!
Discord: Cheating has degrees now?
Dr. Whoves: Ugh, forget it.
*Commercial*
*Fill my eyes with that double vision*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied by Iron Will, weighing 120 pounds and standing five-foot, five inches tall, from Canterlot, Pretty Vision!
Dr. Whooves: The EWF has certainly been gaining a lot of new additions lately, to see the entire roster download the EWF app from istore.
Discord: You're really pushing this thing aren't you?
Dr. Whooves: General Manager Celestia said to lay it on thick.
Discord: That woman, she would.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Canterlot, weighing 158 pounds and standing five foot, eleven-inches tall, Photo Finish!
Dr. Whooves: Photo Finish found herself in a surprise situation when her former apprentice turned on her, but considering all the abusive behavior she has only herself to blame.
Discord: Whooves, you really gotta learn how to see both sides of the issue.
Match 5: Pretty Vision/w Iron Will vs. Photo Finish
*6 minutes later*
-Pretty Vision goes to to hit a Double Vision but Photo Finish counters with a Photo Op-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-
-As Pretty Vision gets back to her feet Photo Finish attempts to hit a running body block but Pretty Vision slides out of the way and trips her with a knee-
*5 minutes later*
-Photo Finish takes out the ref from behind, she then exits the ring and grabs a chair, she goes to attack Pretty Vision with it but Iron Will grabs it and takes it away from her-
Iron Will: I'm sorry miss, but I can't allow you to cheat my client like that.
Photo Finish: YOU OVER-MUSCLED BRUTE! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT I,PHOTO FINISH, CAN'T DO? I, PHOTO FINISH, WILL HAVE YO-
-Pretty Vision catches Photo Finish will a roll-up as the referee awakens-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Pretty Vision!
Dr. Whooves: Photo Finish tried to cheat her way to victory and it did not pay off.
Discord: Only because of Iron Will's interference.
-Iron Will raises Pretty Vision's hand in the air-
Iron Will: You see this? This woman is prime champion material, Photo Finish is just a stepping stone, in a few months Pretty Vision will be competeting for the world title!
Discord: That'll be something to see...
*Commercial*
-Private Panzer is walking backstage when all of a sudden Cyclone and Typhoon emerge to block her path, she glares at them and turns around to walk the other direction, only to find Commander Hurricane and Squire waiting-
Hurricane: Going somewhere PANSY?
Panzer: What do you want Hurricane?
Hurricane: Oh nothing really, I just wanted to give you a taste of the hell you're going to be in for during the rest of this month. Guards, take care of her.
-Typhoon and Cyclone rush in and start beating on Private Panzer, she valiantly fights back and manages to push the two away, only to get hit by a C5 from Commander Hurricane, who then removes her helmet-
Hurricane: Time to teach this little rebel the true meaning of pain...
-Hurricane starts beating Panzer repeatedly with her helmet, but is interrupted when Daring arrives with lead pipe and drives the group off-
Hurricane: Stay out of this Daring! It doesn't concern you one bit!
Daring: She saved me more than once from your ambushes, it's only fair I return the favor. Now get out of here!
Hurricane: You'll regret this...
-Hurricane and her entourage retreat as Daring calls for medics to help-
Dr. Whooves: It's great to see a few superstars taking a stand against Commander Hurricane's numbers game.
Discord: Daring Do just can't pass up the chance to mess with Commander Hurricane, I don't think she's doing it to be a hero.
*Dub-step music plays*
Baritone: The following triple threat match is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, wieghing 122 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch has probably had one of the roughest runs out of anyone on Sublime, but she's somehow managed to stay promiment and keep on fighting.
*Play that fanceh music white boy*
Baritone: And her opponent, representing Canterlot class, weighing 135 pounds, and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Octavia!
Discord: Now this is a respectable woman right here. She's got class, skill, and everything else you'd expect out of an elite EWF wrestler.
*Colgate's dark theme plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighign 141 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
Dr. Whooves: Here comes one of the scariest women in the entire EWF. Colgate has proven more than once how unstable and dangerous she is. Vinyl and Octavia might hate each other, but they better not ignore Colgate in this match.
Main Event: Triple Threat, Vinyl Scratch vs. Octavia vs. Colgate
*11 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch knocks Octavia to the floor and climbs the turnbuckle to attempt a Base Drop, only to get knocked down mid-air by Colgate, Colgate in turn is attack by Octavia from behind and hit with a Sonnet-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
*7 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch and Octavia are trading punches in the center of the ring when Colgate charges at them and hits both with a double clothesline, she goes to lock in the Root Canal on Vinyl Scratch but she forces out of it and hits a Cross-fade, following by a pin-
*1..2...-Kick-out!*
*7 minutes later*
-Octavia Irish Whips Colgate out of the ring and starts focusing on an aggressive attack on Vinyl Scratch, she has her pinned to the mat and is raining down punches, she's too focused on Vinyl to notice Colgate re-enter the ring a few moments later and Colgate runs and knees her upside the head, soon after she locks in the Root Canal on Octavia-
Discord: Not the Root Canal, this could spell doom for Octavia.
-After 40 seconds Octavia taps out-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Colgate!
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch and Octavia were so focused on their hate for each other that they ignored the true threat posed by Colgate, and they both paid the price. See you next week!
*End of Show*
Match Results:
Amira defeated Apple Bloom (16:12)
Daring Do defeated Pinkie Pie (17:58)
Canterlot Class defeated Rack Attack (14:21)
Cloudkicker defeated Spitfire (8:45)
Pretty Vision defeated Photo Finish (11:09)
Triple Threat Match: Colgate beat Octavia via submission (25:32)
Matches Announced for Frontline:
World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash (C) vs. Trixie
International Championship: Fatal-Four-Way, Daring Do (C) vs. Octavia vs. Colgate vs. Vinyl Scratch
World Brawler's Championship: Underbaker (C) vs. Thunderlane
Commander Hurricane vs. Private Panzer (If CH wins than PP is contracted to CH. If PP wins than CH leaves EWF)
Photo Finish vs. Pretty Vision
Combos of Carnage Championship: EGO (C) vs. Rack Attack (Interbrand Match)