*The beautiful people….OOOHHHHHH!*

-CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN...THESE FIRES THEY WILL NOT WOOOORK!-

-As the legions of Lunacy fans sound off with their "E DUB F" chants, the camera zooms to the ring with Madden, the ring announcer with the booming voice-

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen...PLEASE, welcome back...to MONDAAAAY NIGHT LUNAAAACYYYYYYY….GAAAARBLE! -the fans already being cheering- AAAAND AHUIIIIIII..ZOOOOOOTL!

-Ahuizotl and Garble come out from behind the curtain and begin walking to the ring as the Lunacy crowd is giving them a standing ovation.

The now re-established commentators enter the ring, each being given microphones as they stand in the middle of the ring-

Crowd: WEL-COME BACK! WEL-COME BACK! WEL-COME BACK! WEL-COME BACK!

-You can see that there are visible tears forming in the eyes of Ahuizotl. Before saying anything, Garble gives his friend a warm hug, the crowd cheering even more-

Ahuizotl: -taking a deep breath, and looking out into the crowd with a smile- This….this is really quite therapeutic…being out here, in the ring that 7 weeks ago, me and colleague were wrongfully TERMINATED in….and now...we've come full circle…

Garble: Damn right we have! Me and 'Zotl would like to thank you ALL for your outpouring of emotions. Since we got fired, social media has LIT up with cries for us to come back. And though the higher-ups wouldn't say it on the air for...obvious reasons, me and Ahuizotl have trended on Twitter at some point during a Lunacy broadcast for the past SEVEN weeks, and that INCLUDES last week, when we got our jobs back by defeating the men who TOOK our spots: Overdrive and Vultarian….-boos-

Ahuizotl: Yes, they WERE awful...but, let's not give them such a bad time, huh? No matter what you may have thought about their commentary skills, Overdrive and Vultarian were SMART...Overdrive was a floundering athlete here on Lunacy. After he failed to win the Carnage championship, we pretty muched faded into nothingness. Filling a spot on the commentary team was his way of getting back into the limelight.

Garble: And Vultarian! None of you had ever even HEARD of him before! That wasn't the real him on headset for those six weeks that he was at the broadcast booth, but all in all...that job MADE him. However you look at it...LUNA….made him, and she made Overdrive relevant.

Ahuizotl: Which….in retrospect, was a bad thing, because for the past six weeks, the Lunacy fans have been treated to some of the most bland, uninspired, GARBAGE commentary in not only wrestling, but BROADCAST SPORTS HISTORY.

Garble: And we'll admit...it was kind of funny for the first few weeks….Aaaand then it got old. Really old, REALLY fast. That's the problem. Vultarian and Overdrive were playing a CHARACTER….assigned to them by Princess Luna, because SHE doesn't want you people watching at home, or those who re-watch the episodes on DVR to ENJOY the product! But that's not want commentary is about….there's enough characters on television already...it's the commentators' job to TALK about the characters...not BE the characters.

Ahuizotl: That was Luna's vision, though, and it was the wrong one. It is a good thing that one man saw the fatal flaws in Luna's vision….and his name, was Mr. Filthy Rich….-cheers-

Garble: We'd like to thank Mr. Rich...for giving us the opportunity to get our jobs back. And you all should thank him, and this man, too! We owe...just about everything to him...if it wasn't for him, me and 'Zotl would be getting Jamocha shakes thrown at us from the drive through window...his name...is Flash Sentry! -the crowd erupts into even more cheers as Garble gestures a palm to the stage-

*FLASH!...Ahaaaaa!...* -Ahuizotl and Garble clap as Flash's spotlight follows him to the ring. Flash enters, and is met with the hands of Ahuizotl and Garble, who he shakes, before they exit the ring-

Crowd: THANK YOU FLASH! THANK YOU FLASH! THANK YOU FLASH! THANK YOU FLASH!

Flash: You know, the last person I saved from losing their job was Silver Shill….at that time, I only did it get back at Shining Armor. Last week, when I got you two your jobs back...it wasn't just because Shining Armor just so happened to be in the match...it was because it was the right thing to do…-crowd cheers- You guys aren't wrestlers, and the fact is, you BELONG….you BELONG at that announce table! -cheers- I will always fight against Luna! I will always fight against Shining Armor! I will always fight against the system, until the system corrupts itself! I won't be the one corrupted in the end! -cheers- Speaking of Shining Armor, though...I WANT TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN. The last time we had a one on one match, I lost because Sunset Shimmer decided I had been used up enough….I was WEAK to her...well LOOK AT ME NOW! I don't need her! I never needed her!...AAAAALLL I neeeed...is just ONE MATCH! -whispers- One match...last week, Shining said he WASN'T Sunset's bitch...he's right….because he's gonna be mine….-cheers- I WANT HIM..AT FRONTLINE! -more cheers as Flash throws his mic down, and begins circling the ring. He is soon cut off as General Manager Luna and Star Swirlinaitis appear on the titantron, the cheers now turning into boos-

Luna: Oh, Flash...why didn't you just ask? One thing me and Mr. Swirlinaitis have been praised for since taking over the reigns of Lunacy has been giving people chances...we gave Garble and Ahuizotl the chance to get their jobs back last week, we gave Twilight Sparkle a shot at the Eternal Womens championship as well...before she left...and tonight, we'll do the same for you, Flash. -smiles-

Swirlinaitis: In tonight's main event, you will face off...against Shining Armor….-Flash grins-

Luna: Aaaand Snips…

Swirlinaitis: And Snails.

Luna: Hmm...Fancy Pants.

Swirlinaitis: And finally...Gustave Le Grand. -smirks- In a 5-on-1...handicap match. -epic boos-

"Excuse me...comin' through…" -Star Swirlinaitis is pushed out of the shot as Filthy Rich enters the GM's office, and crowd cheering once again-

Mr. Rich: Sorry, pal…-looking back at Swirlinaitis-...didn't mean to ruffle up your...unique tie there...I just came by because I overheard you making the main event. It sounds good, but I think you forgot how to count, Ms. Luna, because 5-on-1? Not quite fair. So let me fix that…-looking at the camera- Flash Sentry...tonight, you WILL face those five men, but I'm going to give you the opportunity to make that even...by finding FOUR partners of your choosing. Now, if you can only find one...okay. It'll be 5 on 2. Same for finding two partners, or three, or four. If your team wins, no matter HOW many partners you have….you WILL get to face Shining Armor at Frontline...and not only that...but you'll get to pick the match type...you wanna face him in. -cheers, Flash nodding with a smirk- If Shining's team wins, however...HE gets to pick…-he looks at Luna- The floor is now yours…-without another word, Mr. Rich exits the room, leaving Luna and Swirlinaitis baffled, and Flash excited-

Garble: Mr. Rich is making his rounds once again, and now we've got a possible TEN MAN tag team match, for our main event!

Ahuizotl: That announcement sure left our general manager flustered. And for good reason! Luna no longer has a firm grasp on her own show, and it's GREAT!

Garble: Speaking of GREAT, the Chick Combo championship are going to be on the line later tonight, as Silver Spoon and Turf, defend against Lyra and Bon Bon, in a two out of three falls match!

-The camera pans backstage, as we see Rarity stretching her arms as she walks-

Ahuizotl: Coming up next, though, we've got the Pale Princess herself in action! Rarity looks to send a message to The Sword before Frontline, as she is in action NEXT!

*Interview Area*

Silver Shill: -surrounded by his two guards- Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with the Combo of Carnage champions...Gustave Le Grand, and Fancy Pants...EGO. Gentlemen, what is your reaction to being put into the main event tonight against Flash Sentry?

Fancy: First off, how DARE you not welcome us back to television...it's been a while since Lunacy has had the privilege of hosting us…

Silver: My apologies…

Gustave: And with zis well-deserved time, we have this to say about our involvement in ze main event: BLEH! We beat Flash Sentry on night one. Tonight will be no different! We will merely have a few extra associates to share his beating with!

Fancy: What we'd MUCH rather talk about is our title defense at Frontline against...Rack Attack. Ace is a DISGRACE against the fine sport of tennis, and quite the uncouth fellow. I suppose his mother never washed his mouth out with some soap, because he needs the strongest soap of all nowadays.

Gustave: And Zack Ryder? Zis is just like every other title defense we've had! They're all jokes! That little spray-tanned scoundrel was RIGHT. We ARE always confident, because we are THE BEST! No team is going to take our titles from us, especially when you pull them from off the street!

Fancy: At Frontline, just like tonight, the outcome will be the same as it always has been. EGO will rise, and their ego will deflate.

Gustave: Hurr hurr hurr! -The champions walk off as Silver Shill looks on-

-Back in the ring we see Fleur De Lis, EGO's manager who could not be with them during the interview because she had to come out to the ring and also her entrance is pointless and not worth typing-

Ahuizotl: Strong words from EGO….what else is new?

Garble: They are undefeated so far in the EWF, which isn't really saying much because they don't appear too often, but I'm sure they'd chalk that up to them being special attractions…

Ahuizotl: Well, we'll see them in action in the main event tonight. But for now, we'll have to settle for their lovely manager, Fleur De Lis.

Garble: Ah, yes. Fleur is lovely, but she has had some great outings since me and 'Zotl have been gone.

Ahuizotl: She sure has. She just has yet to win any of those match-ups. Tonight could be her night, though.

Garble: It's not going to be easy, though….it's great to be back!

*Everybody's starry eyed...and everybody glows...OH!* -Many cheers-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 127 POOOUNDS! RAAAARITYYYY!

Ahuizotl: Rarity's emergence against The Sword's antics last week could've been the best possible thing for her. She hasn't really had very many things to be happy about in her career thus far since her intense rivalry with Colgate.

Garble: That's why her joining Twilight and Lightning Dust was not only the right thing to do, and a great gesture, but it just might get Rarity to that next level she hasn't gotten to yet.

Ahuizotl: As could Fleur De Lis if she can pick up the victory tonight.

Garble: Also true.

-Rarity begins to enter the ring, putting one leg through the middle rope, but Fleur De Lis takes the opportunity to knock Rarity to the floor. The crowd boos as Fleur exits the ring and picks Rarity up, launching her into the barricade next to the steps, Rarity's neck scrunching up awkwardly-

Ahuizotl: Come on!

Garble: This doesn't look good….

-Fleur rips at the floor, as she soon has to floor padding pulled up, revealing concrete-

Ahuizotl: What the hell is Fleur De Lis doing?!

Garble: We've never seen anyone pull the floor padding off before….if you were curious as to what's under there, folks, it IS concrete, and the bell hasn't rung, so it IS legal!

-Fleur grabs Rarity by her hair, and drags her above the concrete. Fleur then hits a violent neckbreaker on the concrete, the back of Rarity's head crashing against it-

Garble: JJJJJJJEEZ! Get her away from Rarity!

Ahuizotl: What has come over her?!

-Fleur throws Rarity into the ring, whipping her hair at the audience in response to them booing her. Fleur slides into the ring as Rarity instinctively crawls to the corner. Fleur tries to advance, but the referee backs her off-

Ref: Can't you see she's hurt?! Get back into your corner! -Fleur complies, checking her nails as the referee checks on Rarity- Rarity. Do you wish to continue?

Rarity: -holding her neck with one arm- Y-...yes! Ring the damn bell!

Ref: -gulps, and shakes his head-...Alright. The ref rings the bell, Rarity immediately being attacked with stomps from Fleur, all directed at her neck-

Ahuizotl: This isn't smart by Rarity….she's got a war in three weeks against The Sword!

Match 1: Rarity vs Fleur De Lis

-7 minutes later-

-Rarity has fought hard to avoid injury in this match, but they may come to an end soon. In the middle of the ring, Fleur has a hand latched onto Rarity's neck, trying to cut off the blood supply from her nerves-

Garble: Rarity is fading, 'Zotl….this won't last much longer….

-Rarity's eyelids close, and the referee comes over to grab Rarity's hand. He lifts it one time, and it drops-

Ahuizotl: If that happens three times, this match is over…

Garble: Fight Rarity, fight!

-The referee raises and drops the arm a second time-

Crowd: RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY! RAR-I-TY!

Garble: COME OOOON!

-Rarity never even moved a muscle, as her arm is raised and drops for the third and final time. The crowd boos as the bell rings-

Ahuizotl: That's a tough loss to swallow….

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER! FLEEEURRRR..DE LIS!

-Fleur literally SHOVES Rarity's head down to the mat as she refuses that the referee raises her hand. She scuffs her boots against the ring, almost like she's shoveling dirt onto her fallen opponent before she leaves the ring with a chipper smile on her face-

Garble: Rarity never had a chance after that cheap shot by Fleur before the bell even rang…

Ahuizotl: You got to give her credit, though. She fought as LONG as she could!

Garble: A for effort definitely, but how can Rarity expect to combat The Sword when she allows herself to get MANHANDLED like that?

Ahuizotl: One thing is for certain, The Sword have to be VERY pleased about the outcome of this match, as well as the possible injury of Rarity….

-Many doctors come out to check on Rarity, who is now conscious again, but is furiously grabbing at her neck-

Doctor: Let's get her to the back, quickly!

-2 of the doctors lift up Rarity by each one grabbing one of her arms and putting them around their necks. All of a sudden, Beth Drollins is shown to be jumping on the back of Rarity, latching on around her neck and sending a flurry of punches down onto it as Diane Ditzbrose and Rosely Reigns are also shown to be sliding into the ring-

Ahuizotl: Oh please no! It's The Sword!

Garble: Like a pack of feral dogs, The Sword is coming to prey on an already vulnerable Rarity!

-Ditzbrose grabs onto Rarity's legs as Reigns lays across her back as she falls to the ground. Drollins begins shoving doctors away as Ditzbrose walks over and begins stomping on Rarity's neck-

Garble: This is sickening! Screw the damn doctors, we need SECURITY!

Ahuizotl: We NEED Twilight and Lightning! They need to get out here NOW! Their partners' health is in jeopardy!

Garble: That's not just their partner, 'Zotl...that's their friend!

Drollins: We need to hurry!

Reigns: Damn right...GET HER UP!

-Ditzbrose stops elbowing Rarity in the neck as both she and Drollins drag her into the middle of the ring, Ditzbrose pulling her by the neck and Drollins by an arm. The doctors are waving off the assault, but The Sword won't listen-

Ahuizotl: What type of injustice have we seen from Rarity tonight?! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?!

Garble: She hasn't done a damn thing, 'Zotl, but we've been discussing this while we were away: The Sword is going to do EVERYTHING in their power to make the biggest impact possible.

Ahuizotl: Then fight this woman at Frontline! There's no need for this!

-After the usual setup, Rarity is slammed into the mat with yet another lethal Triple Team Powerbomb, the crowd booing as The Sword stands over Rarity, their fists joined as one-

Ahuizotl: I can't believe this is what it's come to...nobody is safe around here unless you're in cahoots with Luna!

Garble: Get doctors in there! Get Rarity to the back! Her neck could be broken for all we know!

-The crowd begins cheering as Twilight and Lightning make a beeline for the ring, doctors making way for them, but The Sword has already begun retreating as they slide into the ring, the fans booing them-

Ahuizotl: Oh NOW they run! Even with the advantage, The Sword wasn't going to be sticking around much longer tonight…

Garble: The message was sent, I feel loud and clearly. I damn sure don't like it, but this is the kind of stuff you have to do in order to get noticed around here, 'Zotl.

Ahuizotl: They were already noticed! Those three women are going to be competing against three of the biggest stars in the EWF! What more could you want?!

-The Sword jump over the barricade as Lightning grabs the top rope, seething with rage as she watches The Sword escape. She then goes over with Twilight to check on Rarity, who is turned over on her side. The doctors now re-enter the ring, as does Fluttershy, who came out from the back with her hands over her mouth-

Lightning: We got this, docs! Come on, Twi….-Lightning grunts as both she and Twilight pick Rarity up, making sure to keep her neck level. A worried Fluttershy and the other doctors following them to the back-

Garble: It's a good thing Rarity is going to get treated right away...the EWF doctors are some of the best at their craft.

Ahuizotl: Hopefully we can keep you posted on Rarity's condition.

Garble: She's in good hands with the EWF doctors.

-We are joined live in Luna's office, as Star Swirlinaitis stands by her side-

Luna: I'm sure you both realize why I've asked you to be here…

-The camera pans over to reveal Vultarian and Overdrive-

Vultarian: Coooooomend us on a job well done? -hopeful grin-

Luna: -shakes head- Unfortunately, no...you boys were a part of my very own vision for a better Monday Night Lunacy...you were at the helm of the announce table, and for seven weeks, you both gave me EXACTLY what I wanted….

Overdrive: Of course, ma'am! That's what you asked for.

Vultarian: You made us RELEVANT, Ms. Luna. We couldn't betray your orders!

Luna: -smiles- You were both as dry as chalk in your delivery...I couldn't have asked for a better pair of commentators. -Overdrive and Vultarian smile- That being said….you're both a word I would call….EXPENDABLE.

Vultarian: W-...what?

Luna: You've outlived your expiration date, boys. You had the chance to keep your jobs, but you FAILED! Ahuizotl and Garble aren't WRESTLERS, yet you two are, yet you couldn't get the job done!

Overdrive: M-ma'am! Flash Sentry cost us our match!

Luna: Yes, he did, and he is being punished for it tonight…-snickers- Nobody is going to team up with him...but what kind of general manager would I be if I didn't lead by example? You two let me down, and for that, a punishment is in order for you both, as well…

Vultarian: Please, Ms. Luna! We're sorry!

Overdrive: We're so sorry! Give us Flash Sentry! We'll rectify our mistakes!

Luna: You two simply don't have a place here anymore...both of you are fired. Exit my office.

Vultarian: You're KIDDING!

Luna: Do I look like I am kidding?

Overdrive: This...this is BULLSHIT! After everything we've done for you!

Luna: I MADE you both, and I just BROKE you. LEAVE.

Vultarian: Hah! Well allow us to leave with more emotion than you ever allowed us! -Vultarian shoves Swirlinaitis over the black sofa, and marches out with Overdrive, who SLAMS the door-

Luna: -looking over the sofa- Get up, Mr. Swirlinaitis!

-Swirlinaitis gets back to his feet, huffing as Luna rolls her eyes at him-

Ahuizotl: Sorry about that, boys, but now you understand how it feels to have your jobs taken away from you!

Garble: I'd like to speak about our victory last week. We were DAMN good, 'Zotl! I've been thinking...we should challenge EGO for the Combo of Carnage championship!

Ahuizotl: -chuckles- Don't get ahead of yourself there, pal. I don't have a suntan and you don't have a racket, so that's not happening any time soon.

Garble: ….I'm pretty beast at Water polo, though.

*Trainer's Room*

Twilight: Well, doc? How is she?

Doctor: -sighing- Well, gals, she's got a stinger. I'm sorry to say, but I don't think she'll be cleared in time for Frontline!

Rarity: NO! I have to fight The Swo-OWW! -Rarity grabs at her neck-

Lightning: Easy there, girl! You don't wanna add any more stress to that….are you sure she can't go, doc?

Doctor: I can only clear her if her neck gets back to full strength, and honestly, I don't see that happening in three weeks. The end of next month, definitely, but not this month. I'm sorry.

Lightning: ...Dammit!

Rarity: I'm sorry, girls…-sniffle-

Lightning: Don't be, Rares, it wasn't your fault.

Twilight: Now we have even MORE reason to take those three out! Not just for us, but for you, Rarity!

Rarity: -is somehow able to wear a smile through this pain- I thank you, darling, but….who is going to be your partner now?

Lightning: Ah shit, you're right….Cadance is busy with Sunset...nobody else has had any problems with The Sword recently.

Twilight: -sighs- You're right, Lightning...looks like it might just be you and m-

Fluttershy: I'll do it.

-Lightning, Twilight, Rarity (as best she can), and even the doctor look at Fluttershy in shock-

Rarity: Fluttershy? Sweetie, you'll take my place?

Fluttershy: -frowning- I, uh, don't mean to be rude, Lightning, Twilight...but you're both wrong. Diane attacked me last week with a microphone, but even worse...they're BULLIES. They've hurt you, Lightning, they've hurt you, Twilight...and they hurt my best friend Rarity! I may be meek, I may not be very strong, but those fans will give me strength. You guys will give me my strength. Nobody hurts my friends! -determined grin- Let's do this….

Rarity: -smiling sweetly- Fluttershy...that's very noble of you…

Twilight: Is this what you want, Rarity?

Rarity: I can't nod my head, but yes! I would be honored to have my friend Fluttershy take my place in the fight against The Sword!

Lightning: I want it, too! She left the booth as Retribution to try and help us. I know she's dedicated to this! Let's let her in, Twi!

Twilight: -nodding and smiling- Alright. -Turns to Fluttershy- Thank you for your help, Fluttershy...we're honored to have you be a part of the team! -she holds out her hand-

-Fluttershy dismisses it, and instead hugs Twilight, who returns it with ease. Fluttershy then walks over to Lightning, trying to give her one-

Lightning: Whoa, whoa! I'm good. I'm uh...not much for hugs...heh.

Fluttershy: -smiles- That's okay. We'll shake on it instead!

Lightning: -smirks- Sure. I'm cool with that…-she and Fluttershy shake hands-

Fluttershy: We need to watch each other's backs, okay? The Sword is definitely going to try to hurt another one of us between now and Frontline.

Twilight: She's right. We CANNOT leave each other's sides.

Lightning: ..What if I have to go to the bathroom?

Twilight: One of us is coming with you. -strict face-

Lightning: Ugh, alright...I guess the policy privacy can go to hell for a good three weeks. Let's just stick here with Rarity for now, though.

Rarity: Girls, please...I'll be FINE.

Lightning: We know that. It's not only for support. It's for strategizing purposes, as well.

Fluttershy: I think that's a great idea. -smiles-

Rarity: Hmm...alright. I may not be able to use my neck, but I can certainly use my brain. Have a seat, gals.

Garble: Aww, that's awesome!

Ahuizotl: I don't know if Fluttershy is going to be as effective as Rarity would be, but I guess they have no other choice.

Garble: -nods- They really don't. This is their only option. And like Fluttershy said, her friends, and her loyal fans will give her the will to do battle with The Sword. I think this is great.

Ahuizotl: Speaking of great, we'll be back with more Lunacy action, next!

*Commercial*

Ahuizotl: We're back live on Monday Night Lunacy, and Honeycomb is prepared for her first match in a while.

Garble: She looks damn good. Before we meet her opponent, however, last week, after Honeycomb saved Midnight Strike from Cloudchaser and Flitter, the EWF App caught this bit of footage.

Ahuizotl: It's a backstage encounter, where Midnight Strike meets up with her...unlikely savior. Let's take a look.

-Midnight Strike is walking, Honeycomb running after her-

Honeycomb: Midnight! Midnight!

-Midnight stops, and turns around, running a hand through her black and yellow hair-

Honeycomb: You, uh...left the ring awfully quick. Just wanted to know why.

Midnight: …...What do you think I owe you?

Honeycomb: Well….I uh...saved you?

Midnight: I'm not one for giving thanks.

Honeycomb: Okay. I can accept that. Can we talk for a second then?

Midnight: What is there to talk about? Would you like directions to anywhere else but where I stand?

Honeycomb: You're not gonna ask WHY I saved you?

Midnight: It's irrelevant to me, really…..but I'll humor you. Why?

Honeycomb: -chuckles- This...is gonna sound farfetched, but we're...pretty similar.

Midnight: -raises an eyebrow- In what way?

Honeycomb: Okay. Don't laugh-

Midnight: I don't laugh.

Honeycomb: O-...okay. So, you look like a bee. And...my name is Honeycomb. Bees live in….in honeycombs.

-Midnight narrows her eyes at Honeycomb-

Honeycomb: H-hold on. Not done yet! We've also been held down for quite a while now. The Oddities didn't do much for your career, and I wasn't on TV in over a month until tonight!

Midnight: Now that The Oddities are dead, I am going to focus on my career.

Honeycomb: And tonight was a great first step...for both of us! You beat Cloudchaser, and I made my presence felt by helping you!

Midnight: I think I know what you are implying…-Honeycomb smiles-...and the answer is no. I don't play well with others.

Honeycomb: But-but-but! You were in a stable!

Midnight: I was only there because one of the members was my boyfriend. Everybody else in it bugged me to no end, and I'm glad they're all going to leave me alone now.

Honeycomb: Okay. -frowns, but soon perks up- How is Hugh, by the way?!

Midnight: Grrrrrrr. Stop being nosy, and buzz off. -she begins walking away-

Honeycomb: Haha! I get it! B-bee puns! Nice one!...tell Hugh I said hi! -she looks at the camera- I think I made wonderful progress!

Garble: -laughing- Aw, jeez...she's so cute, but I wish I had the heart to tell her that Midnight Strike wants nothing to do with it.

Ahuizotl: She might figure that out...if Midnight were to slap her a few times.

Garble: Aww! Let's hope that doesn't happen! Honeycomb is a doll!

*Rumble's theme plays, inciting many cheers*

Ahuizotl: Well, this doll could get disfigured very shortly…

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompanied to the ring, byyyy CLOUDCHASER! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 121 POOOUNDS! FLIIITTERRRR!

Garble: There is so much beauty in this match! It's unparalleled! I think the Sauna Match should be brought back for this!

Ahuizotl: Oh my fu-...YES. There's always the rematch….

Garble: Best. Rematch. EVAR.

-Flitter gets into the ring. Cloudchaser gets on the apron next to Honeycomb, jumping off as Honeycomb swings at her. Flitter runs up and clobbers Honeycomb with a double axe handle in the back, Honeycomb falling on her knees, her arms dangling over the middle referee backs Flitter up as Cloudchaser wraps her arms over Honeycomb's neck, choking her with the middle rope, and looking as innocent as ever by the time the referee turns around-

Garble: Evil never looked that good...what beautiful...EYES she has!

Ahuizotl: Can someone please get Garble a glass of water? He's about to pass out….

Garble: I KNOW MY LIMITS.

Match 2: Honeycomb vs Flitter w/ Cloudchaser

-Flitter advances towards Honeycomb, looking to take advantage of her as she is defenseless on the ropes, but Honeycomb trips her onto those same ropes. Honeycomb then runs off the ropes, and propels herself into Flitter with a crossbody, Flitter's neck now forcefully colliding with the ropes-

Garble: Innovative offense, and into the cover-Flitter kicks out at an early 2!

-8 minutes later-

-After much domination, Honeycomb sizes up Flitter for her finisher. Flitter pushes her away, tugging on the referee's shirt-

Flitter: Ref! I feel my trunks riding up my ass! Can you check to see if I have a wedgie? -Flitter turns around, biting her lower lip-

Ahuizotl: This is ridiculous! But oh God how I'd love to be a referee…

Garble: In honor of Lunacy's former commentators...y-yeah….

-From behind Honeycomb, Cloudchaser jumps onto the apron and pulls Honeycomb down to the mat by her hair-

Flitter: K thx! -Flitter quickly pushes the referee aside, grabbing Honeycomb's legs and flipping herself over them, lifting her boots onto the middle rope for leverage-

Ahuizotl: 1! 2-Ugh! And the distraction is successful….

-The bell rings, as Flitter uses her heightened feet to roll herself away from the ropes, smirking as Cloudchaser jumps onto the apron, applauding her sister's ability to capitalize-

Madden: Here is your winner….FLITTER!

-The referee raises Flitter's hand as her sister enters the ring and wraps an arm around her with a big grin-

Garble: As brilliant...and SEXY as that was, we both know it was wrong.

Ahuizotl: I'm pretty sure Flitter and Cloudchaser knew it was wrong, but of course they aren't going to care…

Garble: I bet right now, Honeycomb is wishing Midnight Strike would've seen things her way.

-Honeycomb gets to her feet, walking over and kicking Flitter in the gut. She is quickly blindsided by a wicked forearm from Cloudchaser, which takes her down to the mat quickly. Flitter angrily begins pounding on Honeycomb's back with both fist as Cloudchaser stomps on her-

Ahuizotl: Not more ambushes tonight! Come on!

Garble: Not taking their side, but Honeycomb DID land the first shot.

Ahuizotl: You're right, she should've thought about that first, but just hit her once and leave!

-The crowd cheers as Midnight...walks to the ring. When she enters it, the two sisters make a beeline (HAHA GET IT) out of the ring and up the ramp, throwing the L above their foreheads as Midnight stands in the middle of the ring, looking down at Honeycomb-

Garble: At least help arrived before this got ugly.

Ahuizotl: And just like The Sword, Flitter and Cloudchaser run like cowards.

Garble: What great looking cowards they are, too…

-Honeycomb soon makes it to her feet, lightly smiling at Midnight. Once again, she holds out her hand, only for Midnight to brush by it, the fans upset, and Honeycomb dejected-

Garble: Awww! Come on, Midnight! She's so cute!

Ahuizotl: For the second week in a row, Honeycomb has been rejected by Midnight Strike. How is she going to take it this time?

-Midnight never looks back as Honeycomb looks like she is about to cry-

*Commercial*

-We are back live, as we take the cameras to follow Midnight as she is walking through the hall-

"Midnight, wait up!"

-Midnight grimaces as she is stopped by a familiar voice. Nonetheless, she does turn around to meet Honeycomb-

Midnight: This is going to end the same as the last...

Honeycomb: No, it's not, because I already know I made a breakthrough the first time! -smiles-

Midnight: Are you dense? What are you talking about?

Honeycomb: First of all, I'm Honeycomb, and I'm not dense, I'm persistent! If my words had no effect on you last week, then why did you come out to save my skin tonight?

Midnight: Those girls just bother me. If you think I was repaying the favor, then you couldn't be more wrong.

Honeycomb: -continues to smile- That's EXACTLY what I think!

Midnight: -sighs-...Look. How can I make you understand this? I don't want a partner….I don't NEED a partner, especially not someone like you. We are two completely different people. You're peppy and cheery, and I'm broody and distant. This would not work out.

Honeycomb: It CAN'T work out if you don't even try to work WITH IT.

Midnight: …...That is the most intelligible thing you've said to me yet.

Honeycomb: Hehe! Just trying to swing your vote!

Midnight: …..Even if I were to consider it, you let yourself get punked out there, pretty easily, actually.

Honeycomb: Says the girl who has lost matches because of jelly AND a balloon. One of those was against ME, by the way.

Midnight: Oh, I recall. And don't think bringing it up to my face will help your chances. The only thing that will help is me, giving you the beating of your life.

Honeycomb: Beat me up if you must, but another thing we have in common right now, is those two divas! They've attacked us BOTH after our matches, and neither of us have gotten the chance to get back at them.

Midnight: I know where this is going, so just say it.

Honeycomb: Frontline is coming up, and it's our BEST chance to get some revenge against Flitter and Cloudchaser. Beat me up after the match if you'd like, but let's beat THEM first! What do you say?

Midnight: …..I cannot combat your points. God….fine. -Honeycomb squees, and holds out her hands yet again- I am NOT going to shake your hand. You got lucky in persuading me. It would be wise not to push that luck.

Honeycomb: Okay. -folds her hands over her crotch with a smile still- Thank you, though! You'll see. Together, we are going to take each other to the next level!

Midnight: Just make sure you enjoy this. I rarely ever let ANYBODY this close to me…-without another word, she walks off-

Honeycomb: -waiting until she's out of sight- YAAAAAAY! She went for it! -she begins running the other way through the hall- SHE WENT FOR IIIIIIIIIIIT-YAHOOOOOO!

Garble: Good for Honeycomb! Midnight can't be such a stick in the mud all her life!

Ahuizotl: Speaking of mud, Flitter and Cloudchaser may have just found themselves in some DEEP mud. This new team of Midnight Strike and Honeycomb could very well take them to their limit. Those girls can't cheat anymore!

*No chance in hell…* -the fans erupt into cheers-

Garble: Oho! I love hearing this music!

Ahuizotl: Me too! It means something big is about to happen, because HERE COMES THE BOSS.

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, PLEASE..WEEELCOME..the CHAIRMAN, of the EQUESTRIAN...WREEESTLING FEDERATIOOON...MIIIISSSSSSTERRRR..RICH!

-Mr. Rich powerwalks down the ramp as many fans in the front row bows to him. He acknowledges them with high fives-

Ahuizotl: The fans, showing the respect that the deity of the EWF so richly deserves…

Garble: Haha, RICHly!

Ahuizotl: -smirks- You haven't lost a step, you know that?

Garble: Would have to lose a leg for that to happen-AHAHAHAHA! -he slaps Ahuizotl on the shoulder- HAHA..ha..that's terrible.

-Mr. Rich enters the ring, thanking Madden as he gives him his microphone-

Crowd: THANK YOU, FILTHY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THANK YOU, FILTHY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THANK YOU, FILTHY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Mr. Rich: Normally! NOBODY would have the privilege of calling me Filthy...except you people. -the fans cheer as Filthy smiles- As we approach our 4th consecutive pay per view, Frontline, there are still matches to be made! And I'm out here to announce some...first of all, per his victory, an astounding NINE second victory, over Carnage champion Rumble...in 3 weeks time, Giz Hero WILL be given a shot, at the Carnage championship. -the fans cheer immensely- Also, after their little backstage meeting, the newly formed team of Honeycomb and Midnight Strike, will get their chance to stick it to Flitter and Cloudchaser. -cheers- And finally, Mr. Bill Nyeker's newly found students will be put to the test, against the men they attacked last week...DJ Z...and Neon Lights. -cheers- Now at least one more match will be added to the card, and that is Shining Armor vs Flash Sentry, and in our main event, we're going to decide who gets to pick the stipulation for said match. Who KNOWS what else could happen from here until Frontline?! I do know...what is going to happen right now...and that...is a DECISION. A very IMPORTANT decision, and it's in regards to the marquee match for Lunacy at Frontline….and for that decision to be made, I need the Crater Chick champion, Cadance to come out here. -Mr. Rich steps back, looking straight ahead at the ramp-

*Seems like you're waiting for nothing…*

Garble: This is interesting.

-Cadance enters the arena with the Crater Chick championship around her waist-

Ahuizotl: Cadance is set to face Sunset Shimmer for the Eternal Womens championship at Frontline...in a STRAP Match!

Garble: That match type makes me so giddy! Two beautiful women, each with a leather strap tied around their wrists, whipping and whipping and whipping and whip-

Ahuizotl: They get it, man...they get it.

Garble: I CAN'T WAIT!

-Cadance enters the ring, and shakes Mr. Rich's hand before being handed a microphone by a ring crew member-

Mr. Rich: Cadance. -smiles-

Cadance: -nods- Mr. Rich.

Mr. Rich: Let's cut to the chase. In three weeks, you're representing Lunacy in its main event against Sunset Shimmer….-crowd boos, breaking out into a "SUNSLUT SHITTER" chant soon, which causes Mr. Rich to snicker- Alright, that's gold….and speaking of gold, that match is for the Eternal Womens championship. Speaking of even MORE gold...you are the current Crater Chick champion, Cadance.

Cadance: I beat that bitch Sunset for it, and I'll take her other title at Frontline! -crowd cheers-

Crowd: CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE! CA-DANCE!

Mr. Rich: Well now see, here's why I need you out here….the first step in creating the EWF, was writing the rulebook. Wrestling would be chaos without rules, right? Well, one rule I added in, was that a superstar could not hold two singles titles at once...nor could they challenge for a title if they already had another one…-many fans "OH" at this, as Cadance's mood deflates ten fold- I tried my best to get this rule overturned, but the board of directors said it couldn't take effect for at least a year after the company had launched….I think you know what this means, Cadance…

-Cadance lowers her head, looking off to the side-

Mr. Rich: I'm going to give you a choice, though…-Cadance looks up- You can continue to defend the Crater Chick championship with pride...but in doing so, you will have lost your match with Sunset at Frontline. We need a title match, too, so I can't just change it into non-title...or, option 2...you could hand the Crater Chick championship over to me, yet your match with Sunset is still on for Frontline, and it IS for the Eternal Womens championship….

-Cadance pauses for a long while-

Mr. Rich: I'll...give you a week to come up with your ans-Cadance stops Mr. Rich from exiting the ring by blocking her arm in his path-

Cadance: No, sir...that won't be necessary….-she takes her title off her waist, and holds it in both hands, looking at it- I've made a lot of history with this championship…-she looks at Mr. Rich- It was...my first championship...and when I won it a few weeks ago, I became the first person in EWF history to win the same title TWICE. -fans cheers, as Mr. Rich nods-...there's always more history to be made, though….so I'm gonna give you this, -she puts the title around Mr. Rich's shoulder- you can put it on the line in whatever way you wish...and at three weeks at Frontline! I'm going to beat Sunset Shimmer's ass, ONE MORE TIME! -fans cheer so much- And I'm going to make HISTORY, YET AGAIN...because I'm going to win the Eternal Womens championship, and become the first person to EVER win TWO different titles! -more cheers-

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Ahuizotl: That's HUGE! And VERY respectable!

Cadance: Mr. Rich, THANK YOU, and to whoever becomes the next Crater Chick champion...congratulations. I'm on to bigger and better things! -Cadance exits the ring with an accepting smile, as Mr. Rich nods and applauds her-

Mr. Rich: Cadance, everybody! -the fans cheer- The very first TWO time champion in the EWF! Now, as for my last announcement...it's about this very title. Because I KNEW Cadance was going to hand it in. I mean, a chance to win the Eternal Womens championship AND get her hands on Sunset Shimmer again?! It was simply too much for her to give up, I'm sure. Sunset Shimmer held this belt once, too...do you all remember how she got it? General Manager Luna..simply..HANDED it to her! -crowd boos- EXACTLY. Now that I'm around, crap like that isn't going to happen! The next Crater Chick champion...is going to EARN it…-cheers- and here's how! Starting next month, there is going to be an EIGHT woman tournament, where the winner, will be crowned the brand new Crater Chick champion...two women have already qualified for it tonight, that being Fleur De Lis, and Flitter. More qualifying matches will take place next week, and in the weeks leading up to the beginning of the tournament. This is all for right now, thank you for your time! -Mr. Rich waves to the crowd as the audience cheers and sends him to the back with a rousing ovation-

Garble: Did you hear that, 'Zotl?! We're going to be having a TOURNAMENT in order to decide who is going to pick up where Cadance left off!

Ahuizotl: I sure did. Cadance made the right decision, but I feel that Mr. Rich did the same in setting it up! THIS is how you earn a championship, folks!

Garble: Whoever wins it, is going to have to go through a series of matches just to get their hands on the title. That IS the essence of a true championship victory...good call, Mr. Rich!

*Backstage*

-We are joining a conversation currently in progress, as both Flitter and Cloudchaser each stand by a different side of Giz Hero-

Flitter: That's not too surprising...I was BORN to be a champion…

Cloudchaser: -giggles- You're right, sis! Come to think of it….you looked like championship material last week, Gizzy...-

Flitter: -also giggles- H'yeah! -she plays with the towel around his neck a bit- You were GREAT…looks like we're BOTH going to be holding gold real soon….

Giz Hero: Heh...jumping bandwagons so soon? I've only been back a week, and ALREADY I'm getting swamped by deception around here…

Cloudkicker: Aww, come on Gizzy! Whatever happened in the past is the past….we really do think you're gonna do BIG things!

Hero: Yeah, NOW...after I come back to work with no acne, sweet ring gear, and contacts you both COINCIDENTALLY come knocking on my door…

Flitter: It's really not that! The old you was GREAT!

Cloudchaser: Yeah! Now you've just got your head on straight, and you looked DAMN good out there last week to prove it…

Flitter: I know right?! It only took NINE seconds with Rumble to make you a star!

Giz Hero: You're right….I DO have my head on straight….I'm more focused, more hungry, and a LOT less gullible...that means, I'm not buying this, girls...I know you're tight with Rumble. You're only here so I take my eyes off the prize when Frontline comes around, ensuring Rumble an easy victory. That's not going to happen, though…

Flitter: It's really not that...yeah, we're friends with Rumble, so what? Can't we want someone else to succeed, too?

Hero: You're not going to fool me with this "fake friendship" nonsense. The last time we met, you embarrassed me by pinning me in the middle of the ring…-he looks at Cloudchaser, he smiles in a "please forgive me" sort of way- I'll never forget that...I'm not here to be victimized anymore. I'm stronger than both of you could've ever IMAGINED…

Flitter: -smiles- We would love if you could show us some of that strength tonight…

Hero: Oh, I intend to...you're going to be out there with Bulk Biceps? -they nod- Fine. Just keep your nose out of my business….you were right about one other thing...Rumble's stock is falling, and the rise of Giz Hero...is almost upon us…-he walks away-

Cloudchaser: I can't believe he turned us down like that! Are we really THAT nasty that he can't even trust us?

Flitter: -frowns- Yeah, it sucks…

Cloudchaser: -smiles- He's so hot, though!

Flitter: -suddenly smiles as well- Oh, I KNOW! Still really cheesy, though.

Cloudchaser: I thought it was kind of clever…-smiles again-

Flitter: Might want to stop admiring. Bulk is gonna wanna use us as weights again….

Cloudchaser: -rolls her eyes- Ugh, right…-the sisters walk off-

Garble: We'lll see just what Giz Hero is made of, as he faces the towering Bulk Biceps...NEXT!

*Commercial*

-Back in the ring, Bulk Biceps continues to lift Flitter and Cloudchaser up in the air with one arm each-

Ahuizotl: Bulk Biceps, continuing to get some last minute workouts in before his match.

Garble: And we saw backstage that Flitter wasn't really surprised at all to see herself put into that Crater Chick championship tournament.

Ahuizotl: Let's just forget about the fact that she cheated to win...even so, yes, she's in it, but with victories over Twilight Sparkle and Lightning Dust, I suppose she SHOULDN'T be surprised.

Garble: Those are career making wins indeed. Let's see if Bulk Biceps can get one of those tonight, as well…

*Since they wanna know…* -an array of cheers flood the Lunacy Asylum-

Ahuizotl: Or THIS man!

Madden: Aaaand HIS OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 228 POOOOUNDS...GIIIIIIIIIZ...HEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO!

-Giz Hero walks to the ring with hoodie on heck, and towel around neck, all purpose-

Garble: Not sure if I agree with Giz Hero essentially THROWING Flitter and Cloudchaser to the curb, but I guess it's a testament to how FOCUSED he is on his career right now!

Ahuizotl: And he has every right to be. He returned last week, and IMMEDIATELY ushered himself into the big leagues with an ASTOUNDING NINE second victory over RUMBLE, the CARNAGE CHAMPION!

Garble: It was the FIRST, and BIGGEST win of this young man's career! That could all change in three weeks if he can topple the champ, though.

Ahuizotl: Rumble was on an absolute ROLL since becoming champion, but Giz Hero completely DERAILED all of his momentum with just ONE move!

Garble: That's right, that swinging uppercut in the corner. It was so nice to look at, but it is ANYTHING but pretty when it connects with your jaw! This is a test for Giz Hero tonight, however. There ain't no way he's beating Bulk Biceps in 9 seconds, so he's going to have to debut some new moves here.

Ahuizotl: And he will, trust me. He didn't spend a month in training just to come back a one trick pony.

-Hero grabs his towel, removing it off with velocity while putting his head up at the same time, which causes his hood to go flying off his head. He then removes his jacket as Bulk Biceps lays down Flitter and Cloudchaser, they both exiting the ring and turning their attention to Giz Hero. Hero catches them waving at him as she tosses his entrance gear outside of the ring, though he pays them no mind-

Garble: Wow...I wouldn't be able to just ignore those two lovely ladies…

Ahuizotl: They wouldn't talk to you anyway, boy…

Garble: You can't call me boy anymore, 'Zotl! I've survived an Arby's shift! I'm a MAAAAAAAAAN!

Ahuizotl: ...I guess you're right. Those shifts were NIGHTMARES….-shivers-

Match 3: Bulk Biceps w/ Flitter and Cloudchaser vs Giz Hero

-Immediately after the bell rings, Hero runs at Bulk, nailing him with a big boot and sending him back first into the corner, the crowd electric already-

Garble: Oh jeez! He's got the big man reeling already!

-As Bulk gets out of the corner, Hero backs up to the middle of the ring, and when Bulk meets him in it, time stands still as Hero reaches down and LIFTS Bulk Biceps up over his head!-

Garble: Oh...OH FUUUUUUCK!

-The crowd is out of their seats, many of them with shocked expressions as Giz Hero walks in a circle around the ring with Bulk Biceps still held above his head-

Ahuizotl: THIS! THIS! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!

Garble: THE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH, OF A MAN CALLED HERO! -Giz Hero SLAMS Bulk Biceps into the mat with a successful scoop slam, as the crowd is going insane-

Crowd: THAT WAS *CLAP CLAP* FU-CKING *CLAP CLAP* AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* HAT WAS *CLAP CLAP* FU-CKING *CLAP CLAP* AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* HAT WAS *CLAP CLAP* FU-CKING *CLAP CLAP* AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Garble: A NEW CHANT! THIS GUY JUST GOT A NEW CHANT TO BE INVENTED!

Ahuizotl: And it couldn't be MORE TRUE! REPLAYS. WE NEED THEM NOW!

-Giz Hero screams out at the crowd as they begin chanting "HE-RO." We are shown replays, replays, and MORE replays of his incredible feat of strength-

Garble: Good...GOD!

-Hero turns around and notices that Biceps has recovered in another corner. Stepping back behind him, Hero runs directly at him, hitting Biceps with the swinging uppercut that beat Rumble last week-

Ahuizotl: There it is! The move that created such a blemish on Rumble's resume!

Garble: He's STILL STANDING! After such a WICKED shot!

-Hero yells once again as Biceps backs out from the corner. Hero springboards off the ropes from inside the ring, twisting himself in mid-air and launching himself right at Bicep's chin once again with another spinning uppercut-

Garble: What AGILITY! And now the big man's down!

-Hooking his leg, Giz Hero lays down into the cover, counting along with the 1...2….3!-

Ahuizotl: If there were any doubters before, they're all washed away now!

Madden: Here is YOOOOUR WINNER….GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ...HEEEEEEROOOOOOO!

-Flitter and Cloudchaser applaud so hard their boobs collide with each other in their shirts, and the fans are as loud as they've ever been inside the Asylum-

Garble: I cannot BELIEVE what we've seen here tonight, 'Zotl! He didn't beat Bulk Biceps in 9 seconds, but he sure as hell DID beat him in less than a MINUTE!

Ahuizotl: He's ready. He's so ready it hurts. This kid's name is Hero, and you may have joked about it before, but after tonight, there's not a more appropo name in this company!

Garble: This kid...he-he-he….he's not even 230, and he lifted Bulk Biceps, who is 327 INTO the air, and he fucking SLAMMED him down! WHAT ELSE CAN YOU CALL THAT BESIDES IMPRESSIVE? I CAN'T FIND A BETTER FUCKING WORD FOR IT!

Ahuizotl: A month ago this kid didn't even look like he could lift a pebble, and look at how far he's come!

-Flitter and Cloudchaser enter the ring, and Flitter walks up and kisses Hero right on the cheek. The crowd "OOOOHHHs" and many cheer as Cloudchaser puts her hands over her mouth-

Garble: Ahaha! Get it, Hero! Get it!

-Hero's eyes bulge as he continues to allow Flitter's lips on his cheek-

Ahuizotl: And to the victor goes the spoils…

-After a long time, Flitter finally backs away from Hero, putting her hands behind her back. Cloudchaser looks at her with a "you didn't" smile. We can almost see a small smile fork on Hero's face, but he gets knocked to the floor from behind before that smile can form-

Ahuizotl: It's Rumble!

-Flitter and Cloudchaser's jaws drop in a "what why fuck" way. As Rumble begins punching Hero in the head. Flitter and Cloudchaser get Rumble off of Hero-

Flitter: WHAT THE HELL, RUMBLE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?!

Rumble: -He lightly shoves Flitter away, but she lands in Cloudchaser's arm- Why don't you take his advice and stay out of OUR damn business?! -Rumble sizes up Hero, knocking him back down to the mat with the Beauty Shot as he gets to his feet. Flitter cries and gets to her knees, trying to hold Hero's head in her arms before Bulk Biceps picks her up off of the mat, Flitter kicking and screaming-

Rumble: -Leaning down to meet Flitter and Bulk's grasp- Didn't you hear me? Stay. Out. Of. Our. BUSINESS. -he looks past Bulk at Cloudchaser- That goes for you, too! -Cloudchaser puts her arms up- Stay. AWAY FROM HIM! Take them backstage, Bulk….

-Bulk nods, picking up Cloudchaser in his other arm, but she seems to like the treatment and takes it better than Flitter, who is still kicking and screaming-

Ahuizotl: And here we see the jealousy of Rumble taking its full effect...once again, someone other than him is getting all the spotlight, so he has to come out and ruin it!

Garble: Man, what a buzz-kill! The kid beats a MASTODON in less than a minute, and even better, he scores a kiss from Flitter! He doesn't even get to enjoy it!

-Rumble does what Flitter did, which is hold Hero's head in one arm instead of two, as he is shoving the Carnage championship into his face with the other arm-

Rumble: You see this, HERO?! You'll never have this! You'll never have the title! You'll never have the girl! You'll never have ANYTHING as long as I'm around! You will not make your success story out of me! I am the Carnage Champion! -He smacks the title into Hero's head, it falling to the mat limp. Rumble then stands over Gizmo, title in one hand raises high, cell phone in the other, snapping many glorious selfies-

Ahuizotl: Rumble, making sure that Giz Hero doesn't get to enjoy his victory, or his post match kiss….

Garble: I think you got it, 'Zotl, it's jealousy, and nothing but it! It's the fact that he's gorgeous, yet Giz Hero is the one getting all the attentions from the ladies! It's the fact that HE'S the champion, but Giz Hero is the one doing all these spectacular things...I think Rumble is continuing to underestimate this kid, and he SHOULDN'T….

Ahuizotl: No, he definitely shouldn't. Rumble needs to take Giz Hero VERY seriously in his reincarnation…

Garble: Then again, after tonight...so does Giz Hero. It's a two way street, and one of them is a dead end. At Frontline, we'll see who hits that dead end…

*Interview Area*

-For the second time tonight, Silver Shill adjusts his tie as he prepares for another interview-

Silver: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time...NION Lights! -grins- Gentlemen, first of all, what is your response towards being granted a match against the two men that attacked you last week, Xavier Kendrick and Dwight Dawson?

Neon Lights: You know, you can take off all the makeup and sparkly pants you want. At the end of the day, one of them is still a clown-

DJ Z: And the other is still a straight up relic of the past!

Neon: And at the helm of it all is that jabberwock talking jackass, Bill Nyeker. Yeah, that's right, I know big words, too! Just because YOU do doesn't make you smart. And speaking of the past, them two are dealing with the complete opposite...me and Z, we're the FUTURE. And Kendrick, Dawson, whatever names they wanna go by, be our guests. It doesn't matter…

DJ Z: Because in three weeks at Frontline, we're going to remind them of their former selves.

Neon: That's right, because when we beat them...they're once again...going to be LOSERS...just like old times!

DJ Z: And as far as the ten man tag later tonight...me and Neon will BE there! It's going to be like a big old rave with all those people in the ring at once! And THAT, is me and Neon's SPECIALTY….

Neon: And whoever else Flash wants as partners, that's cool with us. And if he can't find two others, that's cool too. Me and Z are no strangers to having the odds stacked against us….

DJ Z: And, OF COURSE, getting the chance to wreck SLIME's shit is ALWAYS a consolation prize! BERPBERPBERPBEEEEEERRRRRP! -DJ Z pats Silver on the shoulder before he and Neon walk off-

-Back out to the ring, the fans are cheering as Tom is rising from beneath the ramp. On it, are Maud...and Berry Punch!-

Berry Punch: -whistles- Damn, Maud! This sure as hell beats my Chevy!

Maud: Tom beats ANY other mode of transportation. And all he needs to keep running is lovings from his rock queen...don't you sexy boy? -Maud nuzzles the top of Tom's frame with an expressionless face- Yeah you do, you naughty little fu-

Berry: Calm down, Sedusa...I think he's hard enough already…

Maud: Haha. That was great. Haha.

Berry: ….Are you lying?

Maud: I get that a lot. No, it was really quite funny. Come on, though, I've got a match. Hold on tight, Berry. -Maud clicks her heels against Tom, and he begins rolling-

Berry: Oh SHIT! A bull is NOTHING compared to this!

Garble: It's great to see these two getting along.

Ahuizotl: I wonder if Berry ever gets frustrated with Maud's dry demeanor…

Garble: Of fucking COURSE she does!

Ahuizotl: She hasn't cursed her out yet, so she's progressing well I suppose.

-Tom lands into the ring after a hop, Berry falling off-

Maud: Berry. Are you okay?

Berry: -putting a thumbs up in the air as her face is stuck to the mat- 9 seconds….I did it, by golly!

Maud: Heh. -hops off- Good. Get out of the ring now.

Berry: -dizzy- Uh huh…dead 'em knock!

*Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful!* -the crowd begins booing immensely-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 127 POOOUNDS! DIAAAAMOND...TIIIIIIARAAAAA!

Garble: And of course, Diamond's BFFs, Turf and Silver Spoon won't be at ringside for this match, as they are preparing for their tag team title match against Lyra and Bon Bon.

Ahuizotl: And that's sure to be a hell of a match, as is this!

Garble: And let's not forget what Diamond is walking into in three weeks at Frontline with Scootaloo…

Ahuizotl: Absolutely not. Three Stages of HELL! Boss Knuckles on a pole, first blood, and I Quit….three brutal match stipulations, but only one of those gals is going to come out the victor.

Garble: Likely, though, neither of them will ever be the same again…

Ahuizotl: That could very well be the harsh reality they must face, but you had to figure it would come to this sooner or later. Those two have been at each other's throats for YEARS...this is the only way I could think to solve it!

-Diamond enters the ring, ignoring the middle fingers thrown her way by Berry Punch from outside the ring, putting her palm out in front of her and flipping her hair back-

Ahuizotl: Diamond actually PINNED Maud Pie a few weeks ago in a 6 woman tag, so we know that Maud CAN be beaten.

Garble: Diamond cheated in that match, but a win is a win. Take it anyway you can.

Match 4: Maud w/ Berry Punch vs Diamond Tiara

-Maud runs at Diamond immediately after the bell, which causes Diamond to back up against the ropes, leaning much of her body outside the ring-

Diamond: GET HER AWAY FROM ME! DO YOUR JOB!

-The referee backs Maud up, which allows Diamond to kick her in the gut and down to the mat-

Diamond: THANK YOU!

Garble: So shrill...at least she thanked the referee, though.

-10 minutes later-

-Maud Irish whips Diamond, but as Diamond hits the ropes, she exits the ring, walking up to Berry Punch and slapping her, the fans "OHHHHH"ing and then booing her-

Diamond: YOU DON'T FLIP OFF THE PRINCESS! -She turns her attention back to the ring, stepping off the apron. She gets thrown back in over the top rope by Maud, though-

Ahuizotl: I see she's been getting shouting lessons from Turf…

Garble: She's a spoiled brat, 'Zotl. They make the BEST screamers!

-Maud sets up to hit Diamond with a big move, but Berry runs in as Diamond gets to her feet and takes her down to the mat with a Zseht Press, the crowd cheering as the bell rings, Berry sending rights and lefts down at Diamond, who is doing her best to block them-

Garble: Berry Punch couldn't hold in her anger, but that's gonna cost her new friend the match!

Ahuizotl: Can you blame her after that unprovoked attack from Diamond?!

Garble: Well, she DID flip Diamond off...then again, who HASN'T she done that to?

-Maud stands back and lets Berry gets her shots in-

Crowd: BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY!

-Maud gets off Diamond, and leans down, awaiting her return to her feet-

Garble: I think we know what's coming next!

-When Diamond gets up, Berry kicks her in the gut, but before she can hit the Bar Tab, Diamond pushes her away, causing Berry to hit Maud, knocking her to the mat-

Berry: Shit! -Berry turns around and eats a Diamond Cutter from Diamond herself-

Ahuizotl: Oh man! Berry planted!

-Diamond scurries out of the ring before Maud can attack her. Diamond begins laughing as she backpedals up the ramp as Maud checks on Berry-

Diamond: That's just a sample of what I'm going to do to that midget Scootaloo! -Diamond says to the crowd, laughing more as they boo her mercilessly-

Crowd: SCOOTS IS GONNA-FUCK YOU UP! SCOOTS IS GONNA-FUCK YOU UP! SCOOTS IS GONNA-FUCK YOU UP! SCOOTS IS GONNA-FUCK YOU UP!

Diamond: Whatever, LOOOOSERS! HAHAHAHA!

Ahuizotl: What a pleasant young lady…

Garble: That Diamond Cutter, while it is great to watch, was anything BUT pleasant for Berry….

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER, by DISQUALIFICATION….DIIIAAAMOOOOND...TIIIIARAAAA!

-Diamond throws her arms up in the air with a smirk as the fans continue to pile on the boos-

Ahuizotl: And that three stages of hell match will be ANYTHING but pleasant come Frontline...it looks like Diamond is ready, though.

Garble: She's always confident. Scootaloo won't back down, though! She's as tough as nails!

*Interview Area*

Silver: My guests at this time, are the women who are up next, going to be challenging Turf and Silver Spoon for their Chick Combo titles...Lyra, and Bon Bon!

-The camera pans to a smiling Bon Bon and a grinning Lyra, holding hands-

Silver: Ladies, this may be surprising, but...this is the first time you've EVER conducted an interview on EWF television...why do you think that is?

Bon Bon: I don't mean to beat the one to bring it up, but me and Lyra have seen the looks...I think it's quite obvious why we were held down for a while, and why we're just now getting the chance to address the fans.

Silver: Is it...because you're both…?

Bon Bon: It's okay to say it. Yes, it's because we're lesbians.

Lyra: And tonight, we're facing one of our most profound haters...Turf. She's always mocked us for being together…-narrows her eyebrows-

Bon Bon: And it is going to be our PRIVILEGE to shut her up, once and for all tonight, and take her and Silver Spoon's titles!

Lyra: They may be champions, and they're friends. And there might be sisters like Flitter and Cloudchaser that are a tag team...but me and Bon Bon don't even NEED the titles to know that we're the GREATEST tag team there is…

Silver: And why is that?

Bon Bon: Because…-she turns to Lyra, holding both of her hands- We're lovers...the ultimate tag team partners. Always by each other's sides…

Lyra: In the ring.

Bon Bon: And out of it.

Lyra: And whenever one of us is in trouble…

Bon Bon: We'll be there to help.

Lyra: And whether we win or lose..

Bon Bon: We celebrate.

Lyra: Because we're partners…

Both: To the end….-Lyra and Bon Bon kiss each other-

Silver: Awww….I support you gals, by the way. Good luck to you both!

-They end the kiss-

Lyra: Thanks, Silver. It means a lot.

-The two lovers walk off hand in hand, looking into each other's eyes lovingly-

Silver: -looking at the camera happily- The Chick Combo titles are on the line...next!

*Commercial*

Madden: -as the bell rings- The following TAG TEAM CONTEST, is TWO...out of THREEE FALLS! And, is for the CHICK. COMBOOOOOOOOOOOO...CHAMPIONSHIIIIP! -the crowd cheers, and the cheers get even louder as Bon Bon and Lyra's music hits-

Madden: Introducing THE CHALLENGERS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 260 POOOUNDS! The team of LYRA! Aaaand BON BOOOON!

Ahuizotl: After that interview just a few minutes ago, I have even a greater admiration for these two.

Garble: It was very heartfelt. A lot more emotional than anything Turf could put together. But I'm sorry, that isn't going to win Lyra and Bon Bon the titles. Don't TELL us about good of a team you are...show us!

Ahuizotl: They WERE showing us at Final Reckoning, until Turf got her and Silver Spoon UNINTENTIONALLY disqualified!

Garble: You're right, they could've became champs on this night. That's why this is a 2 out of 3 falls match. Turf getting herself DQ'ed twice in a row would just be idiotic.

Ahuizotl: Her and Spoon would sure lose all their credibility as champs if that were to happen.

-Lyra and Bon Bon do their usual entrance, it not getting interrupted this week-

-The fans cheer as the couple kisses and enters the ring, but boos seep in as Diamond Tiara's theme song plays-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 239 POOOUNDS! They are, the CHICK. COMBOOOOOO...CHAMPIIIIOOONS...TURF! Aaaand SIIIILVER SPOOON!

Ahuizotl: Despite their tactics at the pay per view, Turf and Silver Spoon have been very impressive as Chick Combo champions.

Garble: They are coming up on 3 months as champions. That might not seem like much, but with so many great tag teams on Lunacy, I'd say it's a reign worthy of praise.

Ahuizotl: It very well could end here tonight, though. Lyra and Bon Bon seem focused….

Garble: You may be right….

Turf: 3 FALLS? HA! YOU COULD GIVE THOSE DYKES 100 FALLS AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PIN US ONCE! -The crowd boos so much- BOO, BOO BLACK SHEEP, HAVE YOU ANY DICKS? NO FUCKS, NO FUCKS, YOU'RE ALL JUST HICKS! AHAHAHAHA! -Turf and Silver Spoon enter the ring laughing. They aggressively hand the ref their titles-

Ahuizotl: What is with the Mean Girls and yelling?

Garble: At least Silver Spoon just does her annoying laugh.

Ahuizotl: She's annoying PERIOD….

Crowd: WHERE'S YOUR DIA-PER? *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WHERE'S YOUR DIA-PER? *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WHERE'S YOUR DIA-PER? *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

-Silver gets flustered and her cheeks turn red-

Turf: YOU ALL HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK! UH, CHANT! YOU ALL STILL WET THE BED, SHITTY FUCKS!

Garble: Haha! They're still chanting it!

Ahuizotl: I couldn't even really hear what Turf said over it, either!

Garble: Must be some powerful chants, then! But then again, you're an old fart anyway.

Ahuizotl: An old fart that pinned a world class athlete last week.

Garble: Fine, fine, you're right. You were actually in the match longer than me, so I'll give you your due.

Ahuizotl: I eat fig newtons to keep in shape.

Garble: Oh you sick bastard…

-The referee raises the tag titles in the air, before handing them to the timekeeper and ringing the bell-

Match 5: Chick Combo Championship: Turf and Silver Spoon vs Lyra and Bon Bon

-8 minutes later-

-Lyra Irish whips Silver Spoon into Turf's corner, and as Silver hits the rope, Turf blind tags herself in by slapping Silver's shoulder. Lyra lays down on her stomach as Silver hops over her and Bon Bon pulls down the top rope, Silver tumbling down to the floor below.

Lyra then hops back to her feet and rolls Turf into a small package as she enters the ring-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd cheers as Lyra escapes the pin on her knees, throwing her hands in the air as Turf holds her hands over her head, shocked-

Garble: Holy crap! Lyra caught Turf as she was getting in the ring!

Madden: The first fall has been secured by Lyra and Bon Bon!

Ahuizotl: One more pinfall or submission and we've got NEW tag team champions!

-7 minutes later-

-Bon Bon and Turf are in the ring. Bon Bon is attempting to secure the titles with her finisher, the Candy Wrapper, but Turf escapes and grabs onto Bon Bon's shoulder with a hand each, driving her back into Turf's knees. But that's not all. Turf then flips Bon Bon over her knees and locks in a crossface submission hold, the crowd "OHHHHs."-

Ahuizotl: Ouch OUUUCH! I've never seen this before!

Garble: It was a Backstabber into a Crossface! Both moves that work over the back of your opponent! Bon Bon isn't anywhere close to the ropes, either!

-The score is tied up as Bon Bon frantically beats her hand against the mat after 16 more seconds, the crowd boos-

Ahuizotl: Good to know that it seems like Turf has a chip on her shoulder after that DQ at Final Reckoning. She is looking to erase that from our memories, and that LETHAL finisher should help!

Garble: Turf calls herself "The Boss," and she's got the gold to prove it….

Ahuizotl: If you're referring to those "Boss Knuckles," I sure hope they don't make an appearance in this match...

Garble: If Turf gets desperate, they very likely WILL….

-4 minutes later-

-Now Lyra and Silver Spoon share the ring. Lyra kicks Silver in the gut, and hooks her neck for the Corgscrew Neckbreaker-

Ahuizotl: We're about to have new champions!

-All of a sudden, we hear the creepy piano keys, and multiple flashing images, ending with a "DEH!" The crowd comes alive yet again as the lantern is lit, and the face of Amay Wythyst is seen, her family appears behind her-

Amay: ….We're here….-she blows the lantern out, but then the lights come on.

At this time, Lyra has already let go of Silver Spoon, and is staring up at the titantron, waiting for something to happen. Something DOES happen, and that is Silver Spoon rolling Lyra up from behind. Turf is on the other side grabbing the foot of Bon Bon as she desperately tries to get into the ring, but it's not enough as the dreaded three count is made a reality. The fans immediately begin booing as the bell rings and Turf runs over to the timekeeper's area, grabbing both her and Silver's titles and running over to the ramp as Silver slides out-

Garble: And they stole the win!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS, and STILl! CHICK COMBOOO CHAMPIOOONS...TURF! AAAAAND SIIIILVER SPOOOON!

Ahuizotl: Thanks to the sudden presence of the Wythyst Family, Lyra and Bon Bon were screwed out of the Chick Combo titles AGAIN!

Garble: It was a great effort, though. A terrific effort! I'm not a betting man, but if those piano keys wouldn't have hit, I'm willing to bet that we would've had new tag team champions at least 30 seconds ago!

Ahuizotl: That's not how it went down, unfortunately...that's not how it went down at all…

-Turf hugs Silver Spoon as she looks at the ring, laughing at Lyra and Bon Bon-

Turf: GREATEST TAG TEAM MY ASS! THAT'S US! RIGHT HERE! -Her and Silver Spoon raise up their belts- YOU CAN'T DENY IT! -They make their way out of the arena as the crowd cheers Lyra and Bon Bon's performance. Bon Bon gets on her knees and hugs Lyra, who is sitting in the ring in a depressed state, from behind-

Ahuizotl: As they said backstage, though...they're still together in the end. You can't get these two, down!

Garble: At least not for long. -smiles- I'm happy for them. This couldn't have gone the way they planned, though…

-A few seconds later, the intro sequence of the Wythyst Family plays once again, and the lights go out on the "DEH!"-

Ahuizotl: It might have just gotten EVEN worse than they have planned….

-When the lights come back on, we see Lucy Harper and Ericka Rowan in the ring-

Garble: There they are! -Rowan throws off her sheep mask, and begins beating up Lyra and Harper begins pummeling Bon Bon- It's the Wythyst Family!

-After a good beatdown of the partners, Harper puts a hand on Rowan's neck, and they both look out at Amay, who has been watching gleefully from her rocking chair. She tells them to get them, as Lyra and Bon Bon had rolled outside. Harper and Rowan exit the ring.

Harper picks up Bon Bon, and after a nice shot from Bon Bon, Harper shoves her neck first into the steps, the fans wincing at the impact-

Harper then walks over and slams Bon Bon's head into the steps a few more times. Meanwhile, Rowan wraps a hand around the side of Lyra's face, chucking her into the ring. Harper does the same with Bon Bon.

Harper and Rowan walk over to Amay. Amay gets up from her chair, patting both of them on the shoulder before walking up the stairs and entering the ring, Harper and Rowan not far behind as they enter through the ropes.

Rowan notices Bon Bon getting up in the corner, so she runs at her with a running body splash. Rowan then gets on her knees, catching Bon Bon in her arms and lashing out at her with an array of headbutts. Amay has to finally get Rowan off of Bon Bon after about 15 seconds, with Bon Bon's head bleeding-

Ahuizotl: -solenly- Oh my God…

-Amay looks down at Bon Bon, taking off her fedora and shaking her hair. She then walks over to Lyra who is crawling on her knees. Amay holds her arms out before looking at the crowd and chuckling. She then picks Lyra and up and dips her, sticking her tongue out wildly before kissing Lyra on the forehead, and dropping her with a Swinging reverse STO. Amay then directs Harper and Rowan to drag Bon Bon by the feet over to her fallen lover. Harper and Rowan then lay Bon Bon on top of Lyra, Amay wickedly smiling-

Garble: What a message these three women are making here in the EWF…

-Amay pulls out a microphone, the fans cheering already-

Amay: This world...this world can be such a cold...a cold, cold...dark and lonely place...if allow yourself to be BLINDED...by all these ALLUSIONS...haha...and what are..what are you so AFRAID of, man? -giggles- FEAR NOT! THE ARMY OF WOLVES LED BY THE SHEEP. FEAR THE ARMY OF SHEEP...led...by the wolves…-she rolls her eyes back into her head before smiling- And ain't'chu….TIIIRED of runnin', little laaamb? Haha…-he puts an arm out to the side- I think it's time for you to...come on HOME...come on home…-she drops to her knees, looking down at the bodies beneath her very nose- Twist...follow...the buzzards…-she drops the mic, smirking at the camera as she outstretches her arms, looking up as Harper looks down at her savior, and Rowan stares off into the distance-

*DEH!*

-We go back over to the announce table, where both Ahuizotl and Garble look speechless-

Garble: ...What else can be said? The Wythyst Family are officially the CREEPIEST entity in all of the EWF..

Ahuizotl: And their message may be confusing, but it is certain to send chills down the spines of many.

Garble: All we know is they want Twist to "come home"...

Ahuizotl: And whatever that means, Twist would be wise to follow.

Ahuizotl: And speaking of following, we have to follow up that...event, with our MAIN event. A 10 man tag team match: EGO, SLIME, and Shining Armor vs Flash Sentry, NION Lights, and two more partners of his choosing.

Garble: Hopefully Flash can find two more partners. I'd hate to be outnumbered against the 5 dudes he's facing…

Ahuizotl: Well, we'll see his Flash and NION Lights can meet their 5 team quota, because that match is NEXT!

*Commercial break*

-Back from break, everyone is already in the ring. Sunset and Fleur have chosen to accompany their "clients" to the ring, Sunset and Shining furiously making out in front of the announce table-

Garble: This just in, ladies and gentlemen. In three weeks at Frontline, after back to back weeks of assault from the Wythyst Family, Lyra and Bon Bon will have a chance at redemption, as they face off against Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper!

Ahuizotl: We haven't seen those two hulky women do anything but mercilessly maul superstars here in the EWF. It'll be interesting to see if they can bring that same intensity to the ring.

Garble: But now, we move focus, and it's interesting to note now that this match could potentially turn into SEVEN on two with Fleur De Lis and Sunset at ringside.

Ahuizotl: I'm sure Flash expected this. I don't think he has two other partners, though...this could be disastrous…

-The referee shrugs, but before he can ring the bell…-

*No chance in hell….* -the crowd erupts in cheers-

Ahuizotl: Wait just a MINUTE!

-Filthy Rich appears on the ramp with a mic-

Mr. Rich: Hold on just a minute, referee! I've got just ONE announcement to make before you ring that bell! Flash, it appears you couldn't find two extra partners, correct? -Flash nods-

DJ Z: We got all we need, boss!

Mr. Rich: I'm sure you do, boys...may I make a few suggestions, however? I've taken the liberty of HAND-picking your two other partners….don't worry. They're on your side….ladies and gentlemen! The final two ingredients, in this 10 man tag team match! The newest signings..to Monday Night Lunacy! -Mr. Rich pauses before gesturing a hand behind him-

*All my life I've been searching for something…* -the crowd explodes into cheers, as ALL of Shining Armor's team is already throwing a fit. DJ Z throws up the "rock on" hands as Neon Lights begins clapping-

Garble: O-HOOOOOOOO MAN!

Ahuizotl: It's been quite a while, since we've heard that music!

-Vultarian and Overdrive appear on stage with, Vultarian with a huge smile and Overdrive with a determined grimace-

Garble: VULTARIAN AND OVERDRIVE! FIRED UNCEREMONIOUSLY BY LUNA! THEY'RE THE NEWEST SUPERSTARS!

Ahuizotl: This is BIG. This is REALLY BIG! Flash's team has a chance!

-Overdrive and Vultarian shake the hands of Mr. Rich, before running into the ring. Flash and NION Lights join them in clearing the ring of their opponents-

Garble: And Team Flash isn't backing down! The early retreat by Team Shining gives them signs of life!

-Overdrive and Flash walk up to the ropes, daring their opponents to get back in the ring. Shining and his teammates get into a circle and begin strategizing as Flash's team decided to let Neon Lights start the match-

Crowd: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

-Overdrive bows before the crowd, causing them to cheer-

Garble: I never would've expected this! Overdrive and Vultarian went from full-time commentators, to full-time WRESTLERS in the span of a week!

Ahuizotl: They're both going to be on the apron for now, as it looks like Snips and Neon Lights are going to kick this match off!

Main Event: NION Lights, Overdrive, Vultarian, and Flash Sentry vs SLIME, EGO, and Shining Armor w/ Fleur De Lis and Sunset Shimmer

-6 minutes later-

-Gustave Le Grand has DJ Z's neck trapped on the bottom rope. The referee had to force his boot off of the back of his neck before the count of 5. As the referee's back is turned, Fleur De Lis walks up and begins choking DJ Z with the bottom rope. The crowd boos, and by the time the referee turns around, she is back to checking her nails-

Ahuizotl: And it looks like you were spot-on with those 7 on 5 accusations, Garble! What a dirty tactic by Fleur De Lis!

Garble: Really smart to neutralize the quickest member of Shining Armor's team, though.

-8 minutes later-

-Fleur De Lis gets on the apron on Team Shining's side as Flash Sentry scales the top rope. Naturally, the ref goes to admonish her. Meanwhile, Sunset jumps up and clubs Flash in the back, causing him to fall on his nuts on the top turnbuckle, the fans booing-

Garble: Oh come on! That's at least the 6th time one of those women have made their presence felt in this match! Get them out of here!

Ahuizotl: The ref can only pay attention to so much, but you're right. This is ridiculous!

-Sunset twirls her hair as Shining hops off the apron, walking up to Sunset and licking her thighs. Sunset begins biting her lip, when all of a sudden she is attacked from behind by Cadance! The crowd is now cheering furiously-

Garble: Finally, some riot control!

-Sunset scurries away as Shining's body is a roadblock for Cadance. Sunset jumps over the barricade, her only means of escape being through the fans that despise her so. Cadance finally gets over Shining's body and hops over the barricade after her, Shining soon following-

Ahuizotl: And the team captain just left! Everything is sure to fall apart now!

-Snails turns around from looking at the chaos outside the ring, and he is caught with an Enziguri from Flash, who in the meantime had recovered from falling on the top rope. The crowd begins cheering as Flash crawls to meet the hand of...Overdrive-

Garble: And here comes the biggest member of Flash's team! 255 pounds of LITERAL metal muscle!

-Overdrive HOPS over the top rope, running at Snails and hitting him with a HURRICANRANA! The crowd goes nuts-

Ahuizotl: OH MY GOSH! What 255 pound man can do THAT?!

Garble: Looks like he's learned a few moves since being away from the ring!

-Neon Lights and DJ Z take out Gustave and Fancy Pants, who try to get the upperhand on Overdrive with dueling dropkicks, which sends the Combo of Carnage champs out of the ring. Vultarian then enters the ring and leapfrogs over Snips, who has just entered the ring. Vultarian lands on the ropes, and he then springboards to the outside, taking out EGO with a crossbody!-

Garble: Look at them go! They're all on FIRE!

-DJ Z and Neon Lights takes care of the invading Snips, vaulting him over the top rope. DJ Z stands by the ropes, awaiting Snips' arrival to his feet. When he gets up, DJ Z flies out onto him with a Corkscrew tope.

Overdrive gives a thumbs up, and then he is foolishly hit in the back by Snails, which doesn't even affect him. Overdrive pounds his chest, opting Snails to run the ropes, and on the rebound Overdrive nearlys breaks him in half with a Spinning side slam! Overdrive then backs up into the corner and allows Flash to slap his chest for the tag. Flash then stalks Snails in the ring, kicking him in the gut when he finally gets up-

Ahuizotl: I haven't been able to call this move in a while! -Flash hits Snails with an AWESOME looking Flash Flood!- THERE IT IS!

Garble: THE FLASH FLOOD! And it looks as if Team Shining's hopes of victory are being WASHED away!

-Flash turns Snails onto his back using his boot, and he then points at Overdrive, who is on the apron. Overdrive points at himself, confused, and when Flash seems to insist, Overdrive gladly takes the tag as the fans are still cheering. Overdrive goes up to the top rope-

Garble: Oh holy hell...what is this guy gonna do now?!

Ahuizotl: First a Hurricanrana, and now THIS?! We've never seen Overdrive...go up to the top rope!

-Overdrive holds up his hands high in the air, before jumping slightly and then launching himself into the air, flipping and crashing into Snails' abdomen!-

Garble: Holy FUCK! SHOOTING. STAR. PRESS!

Ahuizot: THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS!

*1….2….3!* -the bell rings as Overdrive releases the pin, yelling out in victory as he climbs to the top rope once again, this time to celebrate rather than to inflict more punishment-

Garble: And Flash and company did it! Thanks in part to the UNEXPECTED aerodynamic prowess of the biggest damn dude on the team!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS! DJ Z! NEON LIGHTS! FLAAASH SENTRY! VUUULTARIAN! AAAAND OOOOOOOVEEEEERDRIIIIIIIVE!

Crowd: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Ahuizotl: INDEED. IT. WAS! What a high pressured situation for Flash's team! They didn't even think they would HAVE a full effort, but then, out of NOWHERE came Overdrive and Vultarian!

Garble: I gotta admit...I expected a double-cross in this match….but, I'm so happy to say that I was WRONG! Overdrive and Vultarian came READY to take it to Luna's picks! To her BOYS! And BOY, did they EVER!

Ahuizotl: As if the Flash Flood wasn't SPECTACULAR enough on it's own…-they show many replays of Overdrive's Shooting Star Press- Overdrive pulled THIS out from WHO knows where?!

Garble: It doesn't matter WHERE it came from, 'Zotl...all that matters is that is was a goddamn SPECTACLE, and that Flash Sentry's team was VICTORIOUS.

Ahuizotl: You're right! And that means he gets to choose the stipulation for his match with Shining Armor at Frontline! What will it be?

Garble: We've already got Three STAGES of Hell confirmed...but I've got a feeling Flash and Shining are going to brand each other with their OWN version of HELL...it's not going to be pretty, but it WILL be exciting as hell!

-The show ends with the crowd cheering like crazy, as Neon Lights, DJ Z, Flash, Vultarian, and Overdrive stand in the middle of the ring, each raising the guy next to them's arm up to the point where all 10 arms in the ring are raised high in the air-

Match Results:

Fleur De Lis defeated Rarity by Knockout (7:38)
Flitter defeated Honeycomb by pinfall (8:28)
Giz Hero defeated Bulk Biceps by pinfall (0:57)
Diamond Tiara defeated Maud by disqualification (10:25)
Turf and Silver Spoon defeated Bon Bon and Lyra (19:33)
Flash Sentry, NION Lights, Overdrive & Vultarian defeated EGO, SLIME & Shining Armor by pinfall (16:28)

Matches Announced for Frontline:

Cadance vs Sunset Shimmer - Eternal Womens championship Strap Match
Three Stages of Hell: Diamond Tiara vs Scootaloo
Six Woman Tag: The Sword vs Fluttershy, Lightning Dust, and Twilight Sparkle
Flash Sentry vs Shining Armor (Unknown Stipulation)
Rumble vs Giz Hero - Carnage Championship
Honeycomb and Midnight Strike vs Flitter and Cloudchaser
Lyra and Bon Bon vs Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper
Dwight Dawson and Xavier Kendrick vs NION Lights