DAN VS.

Last time on Dan vs. Equestria, Dan lost his fight against the Elements of Harmony and had to promise to not hurt them again.

After he left with angry mood, he met another pony. It was grey with yellow mane. Dan especially noticed the crossed eyes: „Wait... haven't I seen you earlier?"

„Might be, dear Sir!" the pony answered „You shouted at me when we helped Rainbow Dash!"

„Ah, I remember now!" Dan said. Silence. He then continued: „What is all that stuff with your crossed eyes about anyway?"

„Oh, it was an animation err... I mean I don't know." Derpy answered „Want a muffin?"

„Well, why not?" Dan said and took Derpy's muffin. After his first bite, he began to feel strange and suddenly fell down to the ground in pain: „Argh! What was inside this muffin?"

„Not much!" Derpy said in fear „Just the normal ingredients for a muffin with milk flavor! Miss Pie always uses the milk with extra lactose..."

„DEEERPYYY HOOOOVES!"

DAN

VS.

DERPY HOOVES

Later, in the ambulance station, Dan got a visit from Chris.

„Chris! I need your help!" Dan said. „I can't take revenge on Derpy like this! YOU have to do it for me!"

„What?" Chris asked „You can't ask such a favor from me! What did such an innocent creature like Derpy do to you anyway?"

„Uh, hello? Look at me!" Dan shouted „Derpy brought me here with her deadly muffins of doom! Second, we are friends. Friends do favors for friends!"

„When did you ever do a favor for me?" Chris asked.

Dan answered: „Shut up and help me!"

„Fine" Chris said „What do you want me to do?"

„How should I know?" Dan said „You are the My Little Pony expert! But... it would be nice if you could ensure the safety of my house..."

„Yeah, I can do that." Chris answered and left Dan to make his way to the house of his best friend.

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As Chris arrived there, he saw Derpy hanging around Dan's mailbox.

„Hey, Derpy!" Chris greeted „Delivering mail?"

Derpy nodded and flew away. Chris took Dan's mail inside and placed it on the TV table.

„Everything seems to be fine..." Chris talked to himself „I still can't believe Dan is going against Derpy! And maybe he should keep his house more clean..."

Just that moment one of the packages from the mail exploded, leaving a big cloud of dust! Chris coughed, and the cloud disappeared.

„Well that was surprising." Chris said „But it didn't change anything except for the fact that Dan's house is even more dirty now. Who was that package from anyway? Maybe from that Dan-impostor..." He took a look at the package and gasped: „The package was sent by Derpy? But... how... why..."

Chris called Dan, who answered: „Hey Chris. Found anything out?"

„Well, kind of..." Chris said „Someone sent a dust bomb package on Derpy's name! I have to find out who framed Derpy for this crime, and that person is going to pay!"

„OR it WAS Derpy!" Dan answered „There is just one way to find out: You have to follow that Derpy-Girl to find out anything unusual she's doing! Oh, and good news: I'm gonna be released in an hour! That means I can join you again later on! See ya!"

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So Chris left the house and just saw Derpy leaving the street. Chris was able to follow her to different locations. Of course, Derpy went back to the Equestria side and first visited Sugarcube Corner to buy some muffins.

„Well, that's what Derpy always does." Chris thought „Nothing special here."

As Derpy left the store with her bag of muffins, she came across Rainbow Dash. Derpy stopped and annoyed Rainbow with senseless stories for about an hour. Chris almost fell asleep, but then he noticed that Derpy was moving again and continued following her.

As Derpy flew up into the sky, Chris hid in the bushes to follow Derpy's course with his eyes. Derpy flew straight to a cloud which was shaped like a muffin. Suddenly her crossed eyes began to move into their right position, and the cloud 'said': „Eye Scan accepted. You may pass."

A door in the cloud opened, and Derpy went inside.

„Well, that is weird for Derpy." Elise said, suddenly being in the bushes next to Chris.

„Elise?" Chris asked „Why are you here?"

„Uh, no reason..." Elise said „I take it you are on a mission for Dan? Wait, let me help you up to the cloud..." And with that Elise took Chris and threw him right into the cloud, so Chris avoided the Eye Scan door.

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As Chris entered the indoors of the cloud, he couldn't believe it: This whole place was an organisation of crossed-eyed Derpy's! And they seemed dangerous too: Chris saw some of them practicing with laser eyes, hoof blasters, jet pack wings and more!

Suddenly Chris turned around to see cameras recording him.

The cameras started the alarm: „Unauthorized visitor detected!"

The Derpys turned around to trap Chris between them. As they realized it was Chris, they said: „Oh, hi Chris! We're sorry, but we have to destroy you. Thank you for your understanding."

„Uh oh." Chris said and ran away screaming. He ran trough a door and closed it. He realized he was in a supply room, and put everything he found in front of the door.

Suddenly he noticed another Derpy behind him, trapped in a cage.

That Derpy said: „Hey there! Please don't get me wrong, I am not like these other me's! I am the one and only real Derpy!"

„Huh, that would explain a lot..." Chris thought out loud and freed the real Derpy.

But then the fake Derpys destroyed the blocked door AND the blockades with their lasers, came inside and said: „Oh, you found the real one! You are clever, hihi! Just another reason to destroy you... and little Derpy here..."

„Could you please stop copying each other?" Chris asked „It's kinda freaking me out!"

„Oh, don't worry!" An unknown voice suddenly spoke up „I'll take care of this!" It was Dan!

„Dan?" Chris asked „But... how did you get up here?"

„Oh, Elise lifted me up." Dan explained.

Chris answered: „Oh, right, Elise..."

Dan fought the fake Derpys with his bare hands and succeeded!

„Huh, why didn't I think of that option?" Chris asked.

Dan answered: „Because you are too puny to hit'em hard! Let's get out of here, I planted explosives."

„Are explosives always your answer?" Chris asked „And when did you do that anyway?"

„Shut up and get outta here." Dan said, and with this, Dan, Chris and the one and only Derpy left the muffin-shaped cloud just moments before it all exploded!

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After they were all down on the ground, Dan turned to Derpy and shouted: „Hey! One survived! Let's get her!"

But Chris was holding him back: „Wait, that's the real Derpy! The fake one's were the one's who did all these bad things to you! Right, Derpy?"

„Uh..." Derpy said „Most of it... But the milk muffin was my fault... I am sorry, Dan, I didn't know about your issues with milk! Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

Dan thought: „Well, there is one thing..." He walked up to Derpy and punched and kicked her until she was lying on the ground in pain.

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„Glad I could help." Derpy told Dan later in the hospital. She was delivered there with bad injuries.

„Yeah, our scores are settled now." Dan smiled „Now, if you excuse me, I still have a long list of revenge to work down..."