Sorry about the long wait! School has been starting up, I'm in like, LEGIT school mode. Studying, doing projects, that stuff. AND I HATE IT.

It's really late right now, because I just HAD to write another chapter before bed... Tomorrow I have school, I want to keep my promise of updating at least every weekend.

ANYWAYS, thanks for sticking with me! Enjoy!

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"YOUR MAJESTIES!"

All of the ponies around started bowing down, closing their eyes in great respect towards the two unknown ponies.

Pein blinked.

I'm not going to bow down to some random ponies I've never met or even HEARD of. I am GOD, and a god does not simply do that.

He looked at the two figures, observing their features.

One was very tall, and had snow-white fur. A golden tiara was perched atop her pastel rainbow mane, which seemed to flow like water. It sparkled in the sun. The entire pony was shining with godly light. Her eyes were a light amethyst, and a yellow sun was tattooed on her flank. She was an Alicorn.

The other pony was slightly smaller, but commanded respect in an ethereal way as well. Her fur was a deep navy, and she had the most beautiful sapphire eyes. The pony's mane was a shimmering blue as well, and her wings and horn were the same was a cream crescent moon on her flank.

He gaped for a second, then regained his composure.

"This is unacceptable. Ponyville has been peaceful since the attack of the changelings. What is going on?" The white Alicorn asked.

"YES. Who causes the trouble?" The smaller Alicorn had a booming voice, strong and echoing.

The two looked at everyone that wasn't bowing down- Which were all of the Akatsuki and all of team 7.

Blinking, they looked at the unfamiliar ponies. When nothing happened, the white Alicorn closed her eyes. Peachy light started glowing around her.

Pein panicked. She's focusing her chakra... IS SHE PLANNING TO BLOW US UP?

"Akatsuki! DUCK!"

The standing ponies hit the ground, and covered their heads with their hooves.

"F*CK, I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!" Hidan whimpered.

Her eyes flashed open, brighter than burning stars. With a shimmering sound, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, the Akatsuki, and team 7 were gone.

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"WHERE THE F*CK ARE WE?!"

Konan shook her head. Looking around, she noticed tall marble pillars and many guards, armed in gold.

The guards were assembled in a circle around the Akatsuki and team 7. Each had their horns leaning forward, ready to cast a spell at a moment's notice.

Observing her surroundings a little more, she identified the place as either a castle or a church. The cream-colored floor gleamed under bright torchlight, and rays of sun shone through stained glass windows. The windows had ponies depicted in them. One had a rather strange-looking goat monster in it, holding hands with a yellow pony that looked like Fluttershy. The next had two ponies twined together, one pink and one white. A bunch of black, insect looking things laid at their feet, dead. Another had a picture of a dark blue pony inside of a full moon, being worshiped by others. A particularly interesting window was one with 6 sparkling gems arranged in a hexagon. 6 ponies surrounded the gems, looks of peace and happiness on their faces. For some reason, they looked familiar.

"NOW!" The dark Alicorn boomed suddenly.

Everyone turned to face her. Konan frowned. Who is she to boss us around?

"Who are you...?" The white Alicorn asked.

Konan took a furtive glance at Pein. He was standing, still as stone, ringed lavender eyes glinting with contempt.

With a loud flap, he unfurled his large white wings.

"I am Pein... I am god."

The two Alicorns stiffened. They knew he was royalty, but where did he even come from?

The navy pony turned to Konan, expecting her to introduce herself.

Konan decided on a regal introduction as well. It was better to have the two know who was boss around here.

"Konan." She said, using an icy voice that could make even Hidan silent.

"Itachi."

"Kisame."

"Tobi!"

"Zetsu..."

"Hidan!"

"Kakuzu."

"Deidara, hmmm."

"Sasori..."

"Alright..." The white Alicorn's eyes narrowed. "Shining Armor! Tell me who the other ponies are."

A white unicorn with a long blue mane marched forward, out of a group of soldiers.

"They seem to be foreign ponies."

"Bring them out."

Team 7, being restrained by guards on their every side, appeared.

The dark Alicorn looked away as she noticed Sasuke, and the white Alicorn blushed at the sight of Kakashi.

"And you four are...?"

"Naruto."

"IDIOT! Don't give our names away so freely!"

"Sakura, we might as well follow their orders... Seeing as we're all hostages in this situation."

"But-"

"No buts... I'm Kakashi."

"Tch. Sasuke..."

"Sakura."

"Alright..." The white Alicorn cleared her throat.

"I am Princess Celestia, the leader of Equestria."

"And I am Princess Luna, Celestia's younger sister, also a leader of Equestria."

There's no way they're related. Konan thought. Look at them! They're like day and night! Literally...

"Yes... Now." Celestia turned to Pein and Konan.

"There are only four Alicorns in Equestria. Luna, Cadance, Twilight, and myself. Where did you come from...?"

Pein stayed silent, still glaring at the royal ponies.

"We came... from a portal."

Something sparked in the two's eyes, but it left as soon as it had come.

"It couldn't be... What did the portal look like?" She said urgently.

"The portal was a mirror," Konan said. "We couldn't see our reflection in it, so we decided to touch the thing."

"Did it have SILVER EDGING?"

"HA!" Hidan jumped in. "You bet your ass it did! That shit looked like it was for a f*cking prissy family... And Tobi dumb enough to touch the f*cking thing!"

"HEY! Tobi just did what he was told, like a GOOD PONY!"

"Now is not the time for stupi-" Kakuzu tried to stop the fight that was brewing, but was cut off by the sound of Zetsu's voice.

"Hidan, stop being such a jerk. He's just a CHILD." Zetsu snickered.

"Leave Tobi alone. If anyone is the child, it's you." Itachi said coldly.

''You again, Itachi! You must really like to get in the way!" Zetsu snapped the green appendages sprouting from his neck.

"I think you BOTH are stupid, hmmm. Fighting over nothing. It's not a big deal, hmmm. Right, my man?"

"It IS a big deal. This isn't helping our teamwork at all-" Sasori said.

"My MAN! You argue TOO much about your 'art', hmmm! You're the one breaking up the teamwork here, hmmm!"

A vein bulged in Sasori's forehead, and his lazy hazel eyes were set ablaze. "What do you mean by 'ART'?! You DARE to disrespect eternal beauty?"

"YOU LITTLE SHIT, GIVE ME MY SCYTHE BACK!" Hidan was now chasing Kakuzu around the castle room, hooves clacking against the floor.

Itachi was standing completely still in front of a horrified Zetsu. He was kneeling on the ground, looking like he had been shot in the face.

Kisame was starting to unwrap Samehada with a rather scary smile. Who knows what he was planning?

Tobi was holding his knees in his arms, rocking himself back and forth slowly... He seemed to be whispering, "Tobi is a baaaad boy..."

And, of course, Sasori and Deidara were face to face in a heated art argument.

As Pein watched all of the chaos ensuing, he started to raise his hoof. This was enough. They had already gotten into a billion fights before, but this was the last straw. Their trip to wherever this was had been completely fruitless.

"Shinra... Ten-"

Suddenly, he was sent flying backwards with a powerful kick in the chest. The noise sounded like the thundering of bowling pins being knocked over.

In a flash of orange, blue, white, purple, yellow, and pink, The entire Akatsuki had been subdued.

Pein was lying, dazed, on the ground.

Itachi and Kisame were wrapped up in a thick strip of stylish fabric.

Hidan and Kakuzu were being held in some sort of cage, glowing with hot pink light.

Tobi was covered in bunnies and butterflies, not allowing him to move anywhere.

Deidara and Sasori were lying, conked out, on the ground. A rainbow hoof print had been stamped on Sasori's head.

Kisame and Zetsu were tied head to toe in pink, blue, and yellow... streamers.

As for Konan, she was standing still. She hadn't caused any trouble at all.

"This is unacceptable. You fight in Ponyville beach, and now you fight AGAIN?" Celestia said fiercely. '' PLEASE let me try to figure out what is going on here. Princess Twilight, what is your take on this?"

"I believe... It's the MAGIC MIRROR."

"No...'' Luna gasped. ''It doesn't exist. It's just a myth."

"There's no other explanation as to why they'd be here..."

"What about you? Ka..Ka..."

"Kakashi."

"Oh... YES! Yes... Er... Did you also come through the potal?"

"Yes, my students and I did. When we tried to return, the glass in the mirror was gone."

"Could you please tell me information about the portal, Princess Twilight?"

"Well... This isn't good. The portal is already closed, and can't be used for... two more moons. You foreign ponies are going to be stuck here for a while."

"Us... with the Akatuski..." Sasuke frowned, but joy danced in his eyes. He was going to enjoy puching them to death.

"THE AKATSUKI ARE BAD GUYS!" Naruto shrieked. "THEY TRIED TO KILL ME! C'MON, I'LL GIVE 'EM A PIECE OF ME, COME AT ME BRO! YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME! I MAKE CHUCK NORRIS LOOK LIKE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM! I CAN WORK NUNCHUCKS BETTER THAN BRUCE LEE! I-"

"Bad... guys?" Luna turned to all of the restrained Akatsuki.

"We're just trying to achieve world peace... Not like any of you would understand. But this is of the utmost importance. This is our DREAM. We have problems in... teamwork. Which is why we're here. My team has failed to capture the Kyuubi countless times, all because we basically HATE each other. We have no connection. This is for the peace of the world, the end to the cycle of hatred. But, if I can't even cooperate with my teammates, it will never be achieved..."

That speech was pretty deep... But he's right. I didn't understand much. Celestia thought.

"OH! You know, Ponyville is a great place to make friends and have fun! I'm sure we can help you with your teamwork problem in two moons!"

"Yeah! Ponyville's the nicest town in all of Equestria!" Applejack said.

"It sure is funny! *giggle*" Pinkie Pie chirped.

"And we'd all be willing to help you out, darlings..." Rarity cooed.

"YEP! We're in the best town ever!" Rainbow Dash did a hoof pump.

"I-I think we CAN fix this..." Fluttershy said.

"Yes. I think Twilight and her friends can teach you magic... Great magic, powerful magic, magic that can do anything..." Celestia said, smiling.

"Magic? Special jutsu that will help us obtain the Kyuubi?"

"I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW!"

"No..." Celestia said.

"What kind of magic?"

"The magic of... Friendship.

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Yep. Kinda like a filler chapter, if you will. If you hate fillers, sorry about this! But I need smooth transition between major parts of the story, and it'll flow better this way.

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