Ryan Miller, after hurtling himself into a cliched Vortex-o-Doom, finds himself in a colorful, joyous living hell. Uncovering a vast political conspiracy and the dark underbelly of Ponyville, our (almost) hero discovers that the very borders of the Universe are now at great risk. And he could not give a single shit less. THE NOT SO EPIC STORY BEFORE THE NOT SO EPIC CONCLUSION!