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Chapter 4 is now here!

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And here's another warning, Whiskey may say stuff that may offend some of you readers. There may be some religious, ethnic, and other sensitive topics!

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Chapter 4: A Game of Demolition... For Whiskey

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"X-Ray you hulking gorilla!" Whiskey said as he made ridiculous poses, traveling down a dirt road.

He obnoxiously crashed into anything in this way. Unlucky trees and wooden 'gates' bent over with a crunch.

"Catch me if you can!"

Twilight peeked outside to see Whiskey twirl around like a ballerina dancer and X-Ray right behind him. What the Cutie Mark Crusaders; Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo said was right. They were big. More on X-Ray's part though.

"Wha-what are those things?" Twilight asked very softly, her voice dropping to a whisper.

She stepped back into Fluttershy's cottage, hoping that she didn't attract attention to the unknown creatures passing by.

"We all know as much as you do, Twi." Applejack said, getting look onto them. "Scales, was it?" she asked down to Sweetie Belle as she mentioned the descriptions of scales.

"I really don't know." Sweetie Belle said as she also looked out the window. "But we crashed into the big one there." she said, pointing towards X-Ray. "His scales were hard as diamonds!"

The whole group then squeezed together in the windows to get a good look.

"I've never seen anything like them." Fluttershy said.

"Wait, you've never seen two-hooved scaled creatures before?" Twilight asked, shocked as her animal loving friend didn't know anything about the things outside. "Not even close to anything you've seen?"

"Well, there are dragons." Fluttershy said weakly as she said 'dragons'.

But her voice cleared up quickly as soon as she said 'dragons' to her usual soft voice.

"But they don't have any wings, so I doubt it that these things fly."

"Well, we have to stop them quick!" Apple Bloom said, looking outside. "They're headed straight for Ponyville!"

All the ponies then realized that the dirt road was leading the two scaled, two-hooved creatures right towards to town.

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The whole squad; Alpha, Delta, Foxtrot, Juliet, November, Papa, Sierra, and Zulu were traveling through the thick canopy of the forest. They were going fast, but not too fast due to November's injuries.

Papa and Juliet carefully carried November. Being careful not to touch any of his crushed legs and busted arm, they were very cautious.

Being in the center of a special formation, Alpha manned the front, Delta in the front right, and Foxtrot in the front left. In the back, Sierra took position in the back right and Zulu in the back left.

A special formation used back in the Vietnam War, the soldiers knew that this tactic would be very effective to protect November.

Now finally at the campsite they left Whiskey and X-Ray, Alpha suddenly realized something was wrong. He immediately looked around and finally towards a tree. A tree that Whiskey was supposedly tied at. He was gone.

"He escaped!" Delta said, kneeling down to the base of the tree Alpha was looking at.

He then picked up pieces of vines that littered the ground. Alpha observed that the thick vines that were supposedly tied to Whiskey were ripped through brute force. The vines were thick, but all the Alphas were strong enough to bend steel beams. However, even with the strength, X-Ray would've heard Whiskey as he was ripping through the vines. Delta was clearly puzzled of what had happened.

"It looked like Sierra went after Whiskey..." Sierra said grimly. "This is bad."

X-Ray was the slowest out of ALL the Alphas. Due to his sheer size, he could only run so fast to catch up with his squad mates. In exchange for speed, X-Ray was the most durable and defensive soldier.

"Foxtrot, Sierra, Papa." Alpha said, knowing what the situation was at hand. "You know what to do..."

"Yes, sir." the three soldiers replied.

Sierra started to sprint off out of the forest with Foxtrot and Papa right behind her. Now with helmets on, the trio set off to the direction where the faded footprints were headed towards.

Alpha looked up to the sky and then walked towards the bushes and brought it down. Behind the bushes revealed the beautiful plains in the night. The lunar glow of the moon proved it's beauty in the early evening. The winds briskly rolled across the plains, the grass bending down as it did.

"How is he going to be?" Juliet asked as she got an apple from the nearby basket.

With the apple in hand, Juliet walked towards where Zulu was checking up on November.

"It'll all depend on the time, but he IS going to make it." Zulu said as she wiped away the blood from November's face.

He was slowly breathing, but nonetheless, breathing.

Taking off her helmet, Zulu's beautiful long blonde hair streamed from the helmet.

"Here." Juliet said to the medic as she threw the shiny red fruit.

Zulu caught the apple with expertise and bit into it. She was a beautiful blonde busty female with pearly blue eyes. Opposite of Foxtrot, Zulu liked to have her hair long, even if it was a hassle. Soft and kind, never had Zulu lost her temper. Except once. By Whiskey of course, but that was an exception.

"I've seen too many pass on..." Zulu said with her mouth full of apple.

As she swallowed the fruit, she looked down towards sleeping November. He looked so peaceful and relaxed. But the dark side was that he was slowly dying.

"I can't see November go..." the combat medic said, her eyes clearly in pain.

"There, there, Zulu..." Juliet said, patting her back. "He'll be fine."

Zulu nodded as she bit into the apple.

"He will... He will..."

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The citizens of Ponyville finally cleaned up the debris that was caused by the sudden storm. The homes were minimally damaged such as chipping of the roofs and so on. Despite the intense winds, nothing was really damaged.

It wasn't that late in Ponyville. In fact, it was one of those times where the ponies would just kick back and relax. Sadly, they couldn't do that since houses and streets were in shambles. Pieces of litter littered the streets, making the ponies work.

Pinkie Pie helped the Cakes' neatly cleaning up the room that was ravaged by the winds and other small things.

Rainbow Dash was cleaning herself by scrubbing herself in a bath in her cloud home. The dirt came off easily, but was a bit angry on who had thrown her off the tree.

"My, it certainly is a beautiful night!" Rarity said as she looked outside from her boutique.

Soon, the streets were almost clean and the ponies started to go into their homes. They had decided to clean up the mess later.

"A breath of fresh air would be delightful right now..."

Going down the stairs, Rarity proceeded to open the door of her boutique. Her shop was fascinating, many different styles of clothes set up neatly next to each other. But as she was opening the door, an odd noise caught her attention and so did other ponies.

"Say, what's this?" Rarity said to herself as she poked her head outside.

*boom*

A large vibration was felt on the ground, a large shock wave of force echoing through the ground. Small pebbles and other small miscellaneous objects bounced up from the ground.

"Is... Is this a stampede?" Rarity asked herself nervously as the 'booms' grew more intense by each passing second.

"FUCK YEAH!" a voice yelled as the loud booms were now finally was at it's peak.

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

It was Whiskey, and he was sprinting right towards into town. With each jump, a loud noise was heard, basically shaking the ground. Rarity squealed in fear and dove into her house as the one that was making the noises passed by her.

The noise continued and died out quickly, calming the lady pony.

"Such language!" Rarity said as she got back up.

Brushing herself off, Rarity peeked outside once more if the thing was still outside. It was calm and still. As if nothing had came in.

As she continued to look outside, a voice broke through the empty house.

"Language?" the voice asked. "I can go more vulgar..."

"Wh-who's there?!" Rarity asked as she looked around her boutique.

"Just a figment of your shitty imagination." the voice replied.

Rarity gasped to the rudeness of the voice.

"How rude!"

"Rude?" the voice asked questionably. "Give me a foot long cucumber and lots of lubricant to show you HOW rude I can get, bitch."

Rarity was now fuming. Just the pure rudeness of the speaker was just unbearable and annoying. She just had enough.

"SHOW YOURSELF!" Rarity screamed, her mane frizzing up just to the sheer volume of her voice.

He lady-like appearance and voice was now diminished, now an insane-looking look on her face.

The voice laughed heartily.

"Ha! You have a fucking short fuse!" the voice said, laughing again.

"I said, SHOW YOURSELF!" Rarity repeated, screaming in the same volume again.

"God fucking dammit, lady." the voice said. "I'm coming!"

From the shadows, Whiskey jumped down from the dark in front of the lady pony.

"You know, you have no senses whatsoever." Whiskey said, looking down at the shocked white mare. "I could've jacked off while going in!"

"You-you're not a pony!" Rarity asked shockingly towards the soldier.

"Yeah, and you being a complete bitch is one."

"EXCUSE me?!" Rarity screamed.

"And that's two." Whiskey said boringly. "Seriously, you're no fun. And also, I need to hide for a little while. So if either way, whether you like it or not, I'll be here."

"GAHHH!" Rarity screamed, diving towards Whiskey.

Whiskey merely side stepped the attack.

"You've got fucking balls." Whiskey said as Rarity gave him a deadly stare.

Rarity now twitched with her mane completely frizzled and ruined. The 'lady' in Rarity was now gone.

"Now's my turn to attack!" Whiskey said, getting low.

As he did, Rarity did also and snorted, putting her hooves on the ground in an aggressive manner. In an instant, Rarity shot off into a full fledged tackle. As if she was about to hit him in the stomach, Whiskey brought a hard smack on Rarity's rear. It seemed that when he did, Rarity's lady-like ness came back.

Rarity gasped.

"Don't you know how to treat a lady?!" Rarity said as covered her rear with one of her hooves.

"You certainly don't like act like one." Whiskey said. "Besides, I like doing it."

"Why you son of a-"

*knock* *knock* *knock*

"Excuse me." Rarity said, her lady-ness now in.

She trotted towards the door of her boutique, head high. And as she did, Whiskey relaxed and stood up. He could resume his fun when Rarity greeted the guest and such.

Rarity now looked like a train wreak. Her mane and tail was now fully ruined, her makeup was everywhere, and a red spot was forming on her rear.

"Hello?" Rarity asked as she opened the door.

As she did, she screamed, it was X-Ray almost taking up the entire doorway. She then fell to the ground, afraid of what the giant was going to do to her.

"Shit!" Whiskey said as he saw X-Ray.

Saying that, he got the attention of Whiskey. He turned his head and looked towards him, sending Whiskey off.

A loud crash was heard as Whiskey jumped through the walls, an outline of his body now defiant on the side of the boutique. As X-Ray busted through the doorway, the fragments of the sides of the doorway chipped off, breaking the door down.

His vision of sight then went down to terrified Rarity, shaking and trembling. Now in the boutique, X-Ray noticed that he tore the door down. He gave a shake of his head for his apology as he loomed over the unicorn.

Poor Rarity was just lost for words.

"I-I-I..." Rarity mumbled as she looked up at X-Ray.

As X-Ray was about to let Rarity leave her be, the walls looked very insecure and dangerous. X-Ray then quickly reached out and grabbed Rarity. 'Hugging' her.

Rarity screamed in response as he did. Walking calmly out of the boutique, X-Ray took off his shield and placed it on the ground.

"Help!" Rarity said as X-Ray tried to put the lady unicorn down. "Help!"

X-Ray then noticed that Rarity was clinging onto him, out of fear and anxiety.

"Help!" Rarity screamed as X-Ray tried to gently pry off Rarity off of him. "Somepony! Anypony! HELP!"

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Spike was in the library, cleaning up the useless books that Twilight had studied from her room. He made sure that he wasn't going to put away the books Twilight was reading. He then began to walk down the stairs to organize the books neatly.

Unaware that Whiskey was wreaking havoc outside, Spike continued to work and try to alphabetize the books.

With a window right behind him, outside was Whiskey deliberately crashing into the homes of the citizens of Ponyville. Who were running around in panic.

"History of Magic..." Spike said, reading the title of a random book.

Whiskey then crashed into a house nearby, crushing it and almost leveling it in one blow.

"This has been about the tenth time she's read this!"

"Poons!" Whiskey's muffled voice said through the glass.

He was addressing it to the scared and terrified ponies. Because he was outside, the ponies could understand and were running away from the unknown threat. Spike however still didn't hear him.

He then slid the somewhat thick book neatly in the 'H' section. Continuing to work, Whiskey, who was outside noticed the baby dragon and leapt towards the window.

Whiskey stuck up his middle finger up at the oblivious dragon through the glass and taunted him silently. He still didn't notice. With a lightbulb over Whiskey's head, he got the black knife out from before and began to write into the window.

Rather quickly, Whiskey scribbled the message 'Fuck You' backwards permanently on the glass so that the dragon inside could read it.

"You!" Whiskey yelled through the glass. "Fuck face!"

" 'Fuck face'? " Spike asked himself as he heard the words. "What's that?"

"Eat a dick!" Whiskey said through the glass, sticking his middle finger up yet again.

The baby dragon turned around to see somepony at the window, insulting him. The words 'Fuck You' was very defiant on the glass. So defiant that anypony could read it.

"Hey!" Spike said, running towards the door.

He opened it and ran to the figure at the window. Whiskey.

"Stop that righ... Now?" Spike gulped, looking up at the figure in front of him.

Spike was overtowered by Whiskey, who didn't even notice a baby dragon by his feet.

"Huh?" Whiskey asked himself as he had his face on the glass. "Where did that little shit go?"

Spike quietly sneaked away and hid behind a tree that was some distance away from Whiskey.

Breathing heavily, Spike was glad that he didn't gain the attention of the unknown 'pony'. Now catching his breath, Spike calmed down and steadied himself to look back. But a call of help rang through the ears of the baby dragon. And it sounded like Rarity.

"Help!" a voice like Rarity said, ringing through the air. "Anypony!"

A crash was soon heard. It was Whiskey tackling into the library. In Spike's mind, Rarity was more important than some stupid library. But he didn't mean the library he stayed at WAS stupid. He was just comparing the importance of Rarity.

Owlowiscious was in Rarity's room, sleeping. But a loud crash woke up from his slumber.

"Who?" Owlowiscious hooted, looking around.

Another crash was heard in the library below, the sound of bookshelves knocked over and ripping of paper.

Immediately alerted by the noises, Owlowiscious flew down to what was the cause of the noise. Whiskey.

"Hmm..." Whiskey said to himself as he 'browsed' the books.

The shattered bookshelves laid beneath his feet, the sound of broken wood creaking. Getting a book from a nearby shelf, Whiskey flipped through the book uninterested.

"Books..." Whiskey said. "Useless piles of shi-"

His attention then came to Owlowiscious. An owl. A bird. Meat.

"Hello there..." Whiskey said, dropping the book from his hands. "Say, can you understand me?"

"Who?" Owlowiscious said.

" 'You'. " Whiskey said, raising an eyebrow. "You don't have Downs, do you?"

"Who." Owlowiscious hooted.

"Just stay still..." Whiskey said softly, tip-toeing towards the owl.

As soon he was within his reach. He made his bold move. However, Owlowiscious was too quick for Whiskey.

In a fast lightning swipe, Owlowiscious dodged Whiskey's hands.

"Come back here!" Whiskey said as he lunged for the flying owl.

Books and a small statue was toppled on a desk as Whiskey slammed into it.

Sadly, Owlowiscious was too quick for Whiskey, dodging anything that Whiskey threw at him.

"Argh!" Whiskey said, grunting in pure frustration.

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Spike ran as fast as he could to the direction of Rarity's voice. Soon, he realized that her voice was coming from near the boutique.

"Unhand me, monster!" Rarity screamed as X-Ray continued to pry her off gently as possible.

Rarity had an iron-like grip on X-Ray's shoulder, clinging on for dear life.

"Rarity!" Spike said as he sprinted towards X-Ray. "I'm coming!"

The baby dragon jumped on top of X-Ray and started to claw at the back of the massive soldier.

"Rarity, are you okay?" Spike asked as he climbed to the top of X-Ray's head.

X-Ray was completely oblivious of a baby dragon on top of him and didn't know about him.

"Spikey-wikey!" Rarity said, looking up at X-Ray's helmeted head. "Get out of here before he gets you!"

X-Ray could see that Rarity was looking at the top of his head. With a free arm, he groped for the thing that was on his head.

"Spikey!" Rarity screeched as X-Ray's armored hands went for him. "Watch out!"

X-Ray was too quick for the baby dragon to escape. His gloved hands wrapped around him, making escape impossible. However, X-Ray didn't crush the dragon in his hands. Instead, he gave enough room for him to breathe.

"Let... go of me!" Spike said, struggling to get out from X-Ray's hands.

X-Ray replied with silence, the usual way he does.

"Unhand him!" Rarity said as she kicked her hind hooves into X-Ray's body.

The heavy plating protected X-Ray, leaving Rarity in pain due to the very hard surface of his armor. The sudden attack made X-Ray squeeze Spike gently, making a 'squee' noise.

*SQUEE*

Spike's body had made some kind of cute fluffy noise.

*SQUEE*

X-Ray then squeezed Spike gently again, the noise continuing.

*SQUEE*

He was clearly entertained by the noise.

*SQUEE*

"Stop it!" Spike said. "Or I'll breathe fire on you!"

*SQUEE*

Summoning all the flames he could muster, Spike unleashed his wrath on the thing that was holding him. However, only a weak flare emitted from Spike's mouth.

*SQUEE*

Rarity had kicked X-Ray's armored plating so hard that her hooves were in pain. Wincing in pain, Rarity begin to fall off. But X-Ray safely caught her and laid her down gently on his shield which was on the ground.

*SQUEE*

"Let go!" Spike said, continuing to claw X-Ray.

He was clearly annoyed being squeezed. So X-Ray poked the baby dragon with his massive finger. But the noise he was excepting didn't come. He then squeezed Spike again.

*SQUEE*

"Ow... Why is your skin so HARRD?" Rarity whined.

She had decided to use her 'whining' against X-Ray to let go of her Spikey-wikey.

X-Ray turned towards the 'hurting' unicorn.

"My hooves... HURRT!" Rarity continued, pointing her front hooves to her back hooves.

In response, X-Ray began to massage Rarity's 'hurting' hooves.

"Ooh!..." Rarity said, relaxing by the massage. "I got to say... It certainly IS relaxing!"

Using one hand, X-Ray massaged Rarity softly and slowly, not wanting to hurt anypony. Spike on the other hand was shocked.

"You are pretty good!" Rarity said, looking up towards X-Ray. "But your attire..." Rarity said, looking up and down X-Ray. "Is pretty scary."

X-Ray then bowed his head, as in if he was apologizing.

"Now, may you please unhand Spike?"

X-Ray nodded and gently placed down the baby dragon, fulfilling the order of the unicorn. But as he did, a ray of purple light hit X-Ray on the side. The ray seemed to burn as a sizzling sound was heard.

The massive juggernaut looked to see ponies oppose him.

Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Fluttershy were a good distance away from the soldier. A purple light emitted from Twilight's horn and Applejack dug one of her front hooves in the ground and snorted.

X-Ray bent a little lower and got into a defensive stance.

To Be Continued...

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A/N: Chapter 4 is now finally done! :D

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