My Little Pony: Uncommon Connection
Chapter 2: 2. Chapter 2: Human
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAfter blacking out the only thing that Babe could see is darkness followed by the sound of voices, all female.
Voice#1: What is it?
Babe: (Voices…?)
Voice#2: It's kinda…funny looking.
Babe: (Voices I've never heard before…)
Voice#3: Um, maybe it needs a name?
Babe: (My head is still a little sore. Just like how it
was in my dream.)
Voice#4: Whatever it is it has a strange taste for
fashion.
Voice#5: Let's throw it a party!
Babe: (Those two voices sounded like…Pinkie Pie and
Rarity.)
Voice#6: Back up some ya'll, ah think it's waken up.
Slowly Babe opened his eyes. The first thing he saw was the ceiling above him. Babe blinked twice before turning to his left and saw six colorful ponies staring at him from a safe distance. Seeing them he jumped up and had his back against the couch he was on.
Babe: What the heck's going on? Am I still dreaming?
A lavender unicorn slowly walked over to him to check and see if he was ok.
Babe: …Twilight?
What Babe says shocked the lavender mare as well as the
others behind her.
Twilight: How do you know my name?
Babe: What are you talking about? I know all you guys. I can do this blind folded. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Applejack.
All the ponies' jaws dropped. A creature they've never encountered before knows all their names. It was defiantly strange for all six of them.
Babe: Yeah. This is most defiantly a dream. Since this is my dream and what not let's go out and do some friendship finding stuff! I want to fight a changling!
Rainbow Dash (flying up to Babe): How do you know all this stuff!?
Babe: Whoa, easy Dash. How do I not know any of this? You guys have like one of the most popular animated shows.
Fluttershy: Um…show?
Applejack: What in tarnation are you talkin' bout?
Babe: You guys are acting like you don't know who you are. I'm a brony, a fan of your show.
Rarity: You're a "brony"? Is that what you are?
Rainbow Dash: I've never heard of any "brony" living in Equestria or Cloudsdale.
Babe: No. Bronies aren't a species or anything it's a term we use for male viewers of My Little Pony. I'm a human being.
Applejack: A human what now?
Babe: Being. I should've probably explained this more since you guys have never seen one.
Rainbow Dash flies back over to her confused friends. They gathered around each other to discuss the issue.
Rainbow Dash: I don't trust this guy. He just randomly appears in Equestria and has all this knowledge about us.
Applejack: He says he's a…now, whatchu call it? Human…being, now what the hay is that?
Fluttershy: We could ask for a name.
Pinkie Pie: Where he's from!
Rainbow Dash: What he wants.
Rarity: Where he gets his clothes…
Applejack: How'd he get here and such.
Twilight: Alright. We'll ask him a couple of questions but after that I think it'd be best we take him to see Princess Celestia.
They all nodded in agreement and turned their attention back to Babe who was waiting patiently for them to stop talking in secret.
Babe (waving): Hi.
Twilight: We've got a couple of questions for you.
Babe: Shoot.
Fluttershy: Okay. Um, your name…?
Babe: Huh? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: I asked…f-for your name.
Babe: I didn't catch that. Do you think you speak a little louder?
Fluttershy: I-
Babe: Wha…?
Fluttershy: I-I asked-
Babe: What'd you say?
Fluttershy asked the same question again but it came in the form of squeals. Nobody could really understand a thing she was saying now.
Twilight: She asked what your name was.
Babe: Oh. Babe, Babe Osis, how's it hangin'?
Pinkie cheerfully jumps up and down in front of Babe.
Pinkie Pie: Where ya from?
Babe: Philadelphia but not the Fillydelphia you guys have.
Twilight: What's the difference? How is there another Fillydelphia?
Babe: The REAL one I live in is spelled with P.H.I.L and an A. You guys have it spelled as F.I.L.L.Y and it's pronounced Phila- not Filly. I guess it's to make it as a reference since you guys are ponies.
Pinkie Pie was now beyond confused. She didn't bother asking another question and simply stepped back to her friends. Rainbow Dash, once again, flew up to Babe with a suspicious look on her face.
Rainbow Dash: What do you want?
Babe: I don't want anything. I'm not here to hurt anyone. It's a dream and all so I just want to hang out with you guys before I wake up. That's all there is to it really.
Rainbow Dash: Eh. (Slowly flying back to her friends) I'm watchin' you buddy…
Rarity: Where do you get your clothes?
Babe: Wherever I feel like Rarity. But if you'd like to make me a few new sets, I'd like to see your art for human design. I'm not sure you'll like the design but, hey, it'll be a cool experience right? Something new on fashion, if I dream of you guys again I'll visit your boutique.
Rarity: I-but-how do, you-he-
Rarity couldn't even chain together words. Applejack pulled her back and stepped forward with her question.
Applejack: Last question. How'd you get here?
Babe: I don't know. I was just randomly falling from the sky after I had fallen asleep. I'm a strange dreamer but,hey, we can't control them.
Twilight: The sky?
Babe: Yup, landed right on my head.
Twilight: It must've been from my summoning spell.
Applejack: Summoning spell?
Twilight: Yes. I was trying out the new spell but nothing happened. I didn't know what would happen if I did it in town so I took it away from Ponyville. After I tried it nothing happened. I left but the same night Babe showed up.
Rarity: So the summoning spell must've really worked and it summoned him?
Twilight: It's the only explanation.
Babe: What are you guys trying to solve here? I'm dreaming. None of this is real.
Twilight: Stop saying that. Are human beings supposed to talk nonsense? This is defiantly NOT a dream and it never WAS a dream.
Babe: Ok, ok, this is obviously getting me nowhere. I think it's time I woke up.
The mane6 looked at him as Babe started to pinch himself in an attempt to wake up. The only thing he felt was pain. They all looked at him as if he was crazy but they simply ignored it.
Twilight: I think I can send him back. I should be able to come up with a spell that'll send him back to...wherever it is that he's from.
Applejack: Alright. Ah sure hope it works. He's a little...weird.
Babe (pinching himself): Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…
To be continued