She was kicking the prostitutes and chasing them out of the house.

"Go on! Get out of here! Go on! And don't come back!"

"Uh, we still need our money," one of them called back.

She hurled a few bits straight at them.

"GET!"

She slammed the door so hard, it almost fell off its hinges.

"Big Mac!"

He tried to escape, but Applejack soon grabbed him by the ear.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow!"

"How dare you! You was raised better than this!"

"Trust me, sis, ah didn't enjoy any of it!" he protested as he was dragged out the door.

"Soarin!"

Spitfire soon grabbed him in an earhold.

"I told you not to party too hard! We have a performance tomorrow!"

"Yeah, Soarin!" said Rainbow Dash, grabbing his other ear.

"I like your style, bad boy," she whispered to him.

"Shining Armor!"

Cadence grabbed him in the same place.

"You have a lot of explaining to do, mister!"

"Uh...Cadence, I would never cheat on you with those girls! I mean, I-I didn't like any of them, and none of them were as pretty as my beautiful alicorn wife! I mean, seriously! You are the..."

She was happy enough by now to spread a love potion over him.

"What do you say we go back to Canterlot and make more love than this horn ever could?"

"Okay!" he said enthusiastically. "Late, muthas! Um...bye, Twiley."

He flew back to Canterlot on her back. As Twilight waved at him, she realized something.

"Oh, my gosh! Where's Spike?!"

She found him in the bathtub, hanging out with two more prostitutes.

"The only thing hotter than this tub is you two ladies."

"SPIIIIIKE!"

She levitated him out of the tub, despite his kicks and screams. The two girls giggled at his overall cuteness.

"Fluttershy, we've got two more up here!"

The raging Pegasus cornered them, turning their laughs into fear.

She picked up the tub and dumped them out, water and all, all the way down the stairs.

The ponies who didn't have an ear to grab were left in the house.

"Everypony, please leave. My 'fiancee' and I need to talk," she said, trying to keep calm (and flutter on).

"But...it's my house-" Twilight began to protest.

"NOW!" she growled fiercely.

Everypony excused themselves and exited the house as fast as possible.

Discord tried to tip-toe towards the door, but Fluttershy threw a vase at him, missing him by just inches.

"Uh...Fluttershy, I can explain!"

She stared at him with literal fire in her eyes.

"I'm sorry, babe, okay?! I'm really sorry!"

She pushed him up against a wall.

"You think you're sorry?! HUH?! How are you gonna prove you're sorry?!"

"Trust me, Fluttershy, I would never cheat on you. You're the only girl for me."

She was still angry, but not as furious as she loosened her grip on him.

"Those women? They probably had STD's and all that nasty stuff. I wouldn't want them over my beautiful wife-to-be."

Her ears drooped a little, and she backed off further.

"One of them looked alright, actually-"

It tightened all of a sudden.

"But she would never in her life be as smart and pretty as you!"

Her grip loosened completely, and she fell to the floor. Discord layed down next to her.

"You know you're the most beautiful pony in Equestria to me, right?"

"I was just so afraid...That you'd left me for another."

"I would never do that. Fluttershy, I may have been a caniver, a deciever, but I was never a liar. And I swore to you when I got engaged to you that I would be by your side all the days of-"

Before he could say another word, she pulled him in for another kiss.

"Sorry, I really needed that."

"Likewise. I know you're pregnant and going through all these wild mood swings."

"I'm really sorry, Discord, I should've trusted you."

"Tell you what, Fluttershy, I won't party any more today. Since this bachelor party is officially ruined."

"I'm sorry for ruining all the fun."

"No, don't be. They were about to do...things to Big Mac and Shining Armor. So I'm glad you showed up."

She put her head in his lap, and he slowly ran his hands through her silky pink mane. There were no knots or tangles, so he had an easy time doing it. She just looked so peaceful and cute that he felt like his heart would explode...twice.

Everypony outside was watching the heartwarming scene. All of them were smiling, except for Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah, I'm bored. You guys wanna see a movie, or something?"

They all agreed and headed towards the theater.

French Narrator: Two hours later...

As they walked home through the night, all of them were laughing crazily hard from the comedy. Even Pinkie Pie was laughing abnormally heavy for her.

"Hey..." Rainbow Dash said between chuckles. "You guys remember the part when the robot said to the cashier 'Money is illogical', and then he got really mad?"

They laughed even harder over the memory of it.

"Yeah!" Twilight remarked. "And then, he chased him with a gun, but it only put out a sign that said 'Bang!'"

They were all choking on laughter at this point.

"I'll see you girls tomorrow!" said Twilight and Spike before departing back to the library.

"So, you're not still mad at me, right?" asked Spike.

"Mad about what?" she said when she found a break in the chuckles.

"Uh...nothing."

"Thank you, comedy," he whispered.

She opened the door and found Discord leaned up against the wall, sleeping soundly, Fluttershy in his lap and doing the same thing.

"Should we just leave them there or..." Spike asked.

"They'll wake up eventually."

He headed upstairs with Twilight, still staring at them just sleeping. He thought it was a bit creepy, but Twilight found it quite romantic and cute.

The Pegasus' eyes opened around 1AM. She yawned and stretched, then rubbed her eyes to see that it was still dark out.

"How did I get here...?"

Her boyfriend was not by her side, having woken up about an hour earlier. She looked for him and saw him sipping tea made from Twilight's kettle.

"Discord, what are you doing?!" she yelled while keeping a quiet whisper while Twilight and Spike were sleeping.

"What's it look like I'm doing? I was thirsty," he explained as he took a sip.

"You don't understand! That's Twilight's tea!"

"...You want some?"

She gracefully, with one move, took the teacup from him and poured the contents down the sink.

"No! My morning refreshment!" he yelled a little louder than he should have.

She kissed him on the cheek as he looked at the drain, forlorn.

"Come on. There's some perfectly good tea over at the cottage. All natural."

Discord perked up, as he thought it was a reference for sex, but in reality, they were literally drinking some natural-brewed tea while watching infomercials.

"That's neat. You can hang tomato plants upside-down. I need to get that for my garden."

Her boyfriend yawned and thought about going back to bed.

"You know, I think I'm gonna hit the hay."

"Me, too. We're getting married in a few hours."