At Sugarcube Corner, Fluttershy was having the best bachelorette party anypony could ask for. Her friends had helped her immensely, helping her take care of her animals and basic household chores. She felt she was taking advantage of them, but they insisted that they're doing their jobs as her friends.

More ponies had shown up for the party than she expected. All of her friends were there, plus Lyra and Bon-Bon, Carrot Top, Derpy, Cadence, and even Spitfire, whom Rainbow Dash was staring at the whole time.

"Thank you all so much. This is all so kind of you. Um...what do you do at a bachelorette party?"

"Well, I've been reading up on some books, and it says we're supposed to...talk about things that we couldn't in front of our men," said Twilight.

"Wait a second, Fluttershy's the only one here with a man," corrected Rainbow Dash.

"But not the only one in a domestic union," added Bon-Bon, smiling at Lyra.

"Okay, then we'll just talk about stuff that we usually talk about."

"I wonder when Rarity will make it. She's gonna miss the party of a lifetime!" said Pinkie, impatiently.

"She said she was busy."

At her boutique, Rarity was laboring over whether to put rubies or gems on a particular outfit.

"Hmm..."

"Oh, well, guess I have to play my party mix without her."

She started up her iPony and played a random house music song.

"I've got an idea," said Vinyl Scratch. "How about we pick some of the unmarried guys and talk about how hot they are?"

"Excellent choice, Vinyl. Staying on-topic," congratulated Twilight.

"Wait, before we get into that, um...Twilight, what are some of the symptoms of pregnancy? So I can check if everything's normal."

Twilight levitated her bookbag and got out her MD Book.

"I mean, I've dealt with pregnant animals before, but some of the symptoms are different in ponies."

"Of course, Fluttershy. I'm glad you care about your baby."

"This isn't the baby shower yet, you know," said Rainbow Dash.

"Well, at two months of pregnancy, symptoms may include, but are not limited to; Frequent Urination..."

"I've gotta go!"

She ran to the bathroom as fast as she could, then came back with a piece of toilet paper on her hoof.

"...Fatigue..."

She yawned cutely.

"...Missed Period..."

She does nothing.

"...and Dizziness or Fainting."

She sees stars, then blacks out right on the couch.

"I've got this, Twilight."

Rainbow Dash walks up to her, then yells right in her ear.

"FLUTTERSHY, WAKE UP! THE COTTAGE IS ON FIRE! ANGEL'S DEAD!"

"WHAT?! OH NO! MY ANGEL! MY ANGEL!"

"Hehe, naw, I'm just kidding. But now that I have your attention, why don't we play some party games, or something?"

"Ooh, I know what to play!"

Pinkie set the Game of Life down on the coffee table.

"What? You want us to play a board game?" Spitfire asked.

"Emphasis on BORED?" Rainbow Dash agreed.

"Aw, come on, guys! I didn't think it would be fun either, but after I played a game of this, I played five games that day! It's so fun!"

"Eh...alright, I guess we can give it a try," said Spitfire. "And maybe we could put a little wager on it."

"Yeah, I'm with Spitfire," chimed in Rainbow Dash.

"How about, loser has to wear a 'Kick Me' sign for the rest of the week."

"HAHAHAH! You're so funny, Spitfire!"

She knew Rainbow Dash was sucking up to her, but she didn't care much about it.

"I just wonder what the guys are up to," Fluttershy wondered. "None of our business, I guess."

Back at the greatest bachelor party ever, Discord, Spike, and Big Mac were playing their usual card game.

"Hey, when's Shining Armor gonna get here?" asked Spike.

"Didn't he come here with his wife?"

Not long after Big Mac spoke, Shining Armor finally arrived.

"Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late, but I brought a friend."

A stallion in a Wonderbolts uniform entered the library.

"Everypony, this is Soarin, from the Wonderbolts."

"Sup?" he greeted.

"Sup?" they all replied.

"So, who's the poor guy that's getting hitched?"

"Yo," said Discord.

"I feel sorry for you, man. But, you know, since this is your last free night of partying that you'll ever have, I say that we have a little fun, maybe call in some female 'entertainment'."

"Oh, like singers? Or jugglers? Maybe clowns! Or maybe clowns that sing and juggle...chainsaws!"

"No, I mean, like, prostitutes."

"Prostitutes? I dunno, Soarin. Fluttershy would never forgive me-"

"Look, Discord, this is your last night of being a full man. After you get married, you will be castrated."

"Physically?"

"No, just metaphorically. The wife will be nagging everything you do every second of the day. Am I right, Shining Armor?"

"Well, it's not that bad, actually. Sometimes, we come to a mutual agreement, and-Oh, who am I kidding? My manhood is drained."

"Your call, man."

He had a look of determination on his face.

"Soarin...call the prostitutes...because I don't know their number."

"Uh, Discord, I have a question," said Spike.

"And what is that, my purple friend?"

"What's a prostitute?"

Pretty soon, the library was full of them, about 16 in all.

One was giving Big Mac a lap dance, and the other was massaging his shoulders. Overall, he didn't enjoy any of it.

"Yes, y-yer rear end is very nice. Please stop showin' me!"

Another two were advancing on Shining Armor.

"You've got to understand! I'm married! I can't just-"

They tackled him to the ground, despite his kicks and screams.

Meanwhile, about seven were gathered around Soarin, telling a story.

"So, there I was, about to fall to my death, when all of a sudden, I gather the remaining strength left in me to unfurl my wings and do a double barrel roll before landing safely on the rocky surface below."

"Oooooh..."

As Derpy spun the wheel on Game of Life, Fluttershy looked around nervously.

"I win!"

"You don't win yet, Derpy. You still have a few more spaces to go."

Twilight gave her some money from the tile she landed on and handed the wheel to Fluttershy.

She spun and landed on the Get Married spot.

"Ooooooohh..." went everypony in the room.

Rainbow picked up a boy and a girl piece and held them together as if they were kissing. Every mare in Sugarcube Corner was hysterically chuckling right now, except for Fluttershy.

"What's eatin' ya', sugarcube? That was funny," said Applejack, still laughing.

"I don't know, Applejack. All of a sudden, I have the feeling that something is...off."

"Ah'm sure it's nothin'."

"No, it...it doesn't feel like nothing."

She flew out the door.

"I'm sorry, everypony, I just have to go investigate."

"Well, I do love a good investigation," said Octavia.

The mares followed the pregnant pegasus down the road and over to the library.

As she approached, she gasped at what she saw in the window. Two prostitutes were gathered around her fiancee, and he looked like he was enjoying their presence.

"You were right, Soarin! This is the best!"

"What'd I tell ya'?"

"I mean, all you do is give them money, and they'll do whatever you want!"

He handed her a few bits.

"Eat dirt."

She got a clump of dirt from a flower pot and tried her best to down it.

"Hahahahahahahaha! This is the best day of my life!"

But it was soon to become the worst. Fluttershy slammed the door open, looking redder and madder than Discord had ever seen her.

"WHAT...IS...THIS?!"

"...IT WAS HIM!" said all the males, pointing at each other.