That night, Discord and his new buddies were at the bar, and he just couldn't shake the feeling that his new marefriend was pregnant. It troubled him, so much so that he couldn't even have fun.

"Alright, alright, why did the chicken cross tha' road?...Fer a completely legitimate reason!"

All the ponies and one dragon in the booth cracked up at Big Mac's joke, except for Discord, who was twiddling his thumbs.

"Hey, Discord, you've gotta lighten up! This was your idea for a party!"

"I'm sorry, Shining Armor. I can't have a good time when the constant burden of my marefriend being pregnant is on my scrawny shoulders."

"Here. Maybe this will help. Yo, barkeep! Two Applejack Daniels on the rocks!"

He moaned with sadness.

"Better make it three."

Three ice on the rocks were delivered to the group, free of charge because Shining Armor was active military.

Discord picked up the glass with both his hands, and took a little sip.

"Drink more than that!" urged Spike.

"Oh, no, I mustn't. The wife doesn't like me coming home intoxicated."

"Dude, you're not even married yet! Chill out! Have some fun!"

He cautiously downed a shot of the drink.

French Narrator: Two minutes later...

Discord was spinning around on his chair.

"You were right! I feel a thousand times better! I don't even remember what I was worried about!"

"I think it was-"

Shining Armor covered Spike's mouth before he could blurt out the answer.

"Gosh, this stuff is good! Get me two more!"

His wish was granted, and he downed them both in 10 seconds flat.

His uneven eyes were now switching back and forth from biggest to smallest, he was so drunk.

"Hey, look guys! Karaoke!"

"Discord, cool guys don't do that. Besides, we need 2 bits to-"

Discord was already gone to put two bits in the karaoke machine.

"Oh, no," his friends worried.

Ponyhemian Rhapsody had already started playing.

Mama, just killed a man.

Put a gun against his head,

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Mama, life has just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

He dragged Big Mac on the stage with his magic.

"Oh, Discord, please don't make me do thi-

Mama, ooh...

Didn't mean tah make ya' cry.

If ah'm not back again this time tomorrow,

Carry on, carry on, as if nothin' really matters.

Mayor Mare was passing by the bar when she heard the singing.

"Ooh, I love this song! And I love it when amateurs sing the lyrics! But I hate baseball cards."

Shining Armor grabbed the mic.

Too late, my time has come.

Sends shivers down my spine,

Body's aching all the time.

Goodbye, everypony, I've got to go.

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Spike began to sing now.

Mama, ooh...

Discord, Big Mac, and Shining Armor: Any way the wind blows.

Spike: I don't wanna die! I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

*Epic guitar solo*

Discord: I see a silhouetto of a man.

Big Mac, Shining Armor, and Spike: Saramouche, saramouce, will you do the Fandango?

All: Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me.

Spike: Galileio!

Discord: Galileio.

Spike: Galileio!

Discord: Galileio.

Discord and Spike: Galileio Figaro.

All: Magnifico...

Discord: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

All: He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Discord: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah!

All: No, we will not let you go!

Big Mac and Shining Armor: Let him go!

Discord: Bismillah!

All: We will not let you go!

Big Mac and Shining Armor: Let him go!

Discord: Bismillah!

All: We will not let you go!

Big Mac and Shining Armor: Let me go!

Spike and Discord: Will not let you go.

Big Mac and Shining Armor: Let me go!

Spike and Discord: Will not let you go.

All: Let me go... NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

Discord: Oh, mama mia, mama mia!

All: Mama mia, let me go! Beezlebub has a devil put aside for me! For me! FOR ME...!

Rainbow Dash was peacefully sleeping on a cloud when she heard the loud music.

"Hey, keep it down! Some ponies are trying to sleep!"

The noise continued, and she used a few small clouds in an attempt to cover her ears.

Discord: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!

So you think you can love me and leave me to die!

Ooh, baby! Can't do this to me, baby!

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Nothing really matters,

Anypony can see.

Nothing really matters.

Nothing really matters...to me.

Big Mac, Shining Armor, and Spike: Any way the wind blows...

The crowd that had gathered was cheering loudly for their epic performance.

"Yeah! Get some! Get some!"

Discord used Shining Armor as a guitar and smashed him into the karaoke machine.

They were soon chased from the bar by the manager for wrecking his machine.

Meanwhile, at Fluttershy's cottage, she was concerned about Discord as she was waiting on her porch for him.

A few minutes later, she saw a rather tall and strange figure staggering down the dirt road. She immediately flew to her boyfriend's aid.

"Oh, Discord, what happened? I've been waiting for hours."

"Oh, a-a lot of...stuff, actually. We sang, and it was AWESOME! W-w-what about you?"

"...You're drunk, aren't you?"

"...Maybe."

Fluttershy sighed. "I was afraid of that. Discord, alcohol causes nothing but trouble, and you know that."

"...I'm sorry, what?"

She gently helped him inside and sat him down on the couch.

"It's okay. I'll go get you an ice pack."

When she came back, she saw him talking to the people on her TV.

"Uh, yeah...I-I've heard you, news man. Stop talking about that 24 hours a day."

"Discord...how many beers did you have?"

"I-I never counted...11?"

"Oh, my goodness."

She sat him back down on the couch and, instead of putting it on his head, she opened the ice pack and poured the frozen contents on Discord's face.

He coughed and sputtered for a moment before finally coming to his senses. The sobered up draconequs looked over at his girlfriend and remembered something that he had suppressed by drinking.

"...Fluttershy?"

"Yes, Discord?"

He wrapped her in a tight hug.

"I'm so, so sorry."

"...For what?"

"For getting you pregnant."

"Oh, that? Don't worry, Discord, I'm not pregnant."

"You're not?"

"Well, I don't know yet. While you were gone, I took a pregnancy test because, in all honesty, I've been just as worried about this as you."

"Well...when's it gonna be ready?"

"Right about...now."

She fluttered over to the bathroom and held the slip of paper in her hooves. Discord anxiously waited as Fluttershy made the announcement.

"Oh...thank Celestia, it's negative!"

"Yes! YES! I mean, aw."

"What's wrong?"

"You know...as much as I loathed the idea of parenthood, I kind of wanted a kid to play catch with and run a seven-legged race with, or five-legged in my case."

"Didn't you already have a kid?"

"No, that was just something the bronies made up on their silly little website. I think it's called 'Equestria Weekly', or something."

He took the slip of paper in his hands.

"Are you sure it's negative?"

"Um, Discord, that has my pee on it."

"EW!"

He dropped the pregnancy test, then ran to the bathroom to wash his hands.

"Well, certainly, this incident has shown us that we should be more careful about when we get together," said Fluttershy.

"Yeah...you're so pretty, though, and it's really hard to-"

"I know, honey, I know. But let's just save it for when we get married. Because if we wait, then our honeymoon night is going to be all the more magical."

"Yeah..."

He finished washing his hands and headed towards the couch.

"You coming to bed soon?"

"Yeah, I've just got to watch the newest episode of Two and a Half Colts."

She headed towards her bed while Discord laughed away at the television set.

" I just can't believe he's gone."

"Isn't that why we're going to the funeral, though, to make sure?"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Later that night, when Discord had come to bed and was fast asleep, Fluttershy sprung on top of him. She admitted, she couldn't control herself, and she was sitting on top of a very sensitive place for boys.

"Huh, wha...?"

He awoke to see Fluttershy in an awkward position on top of him and smiling nervously.

'AAAAAAAH! RAPE! SUCCUBUS!"

Thinking Fluttershy was a rapist, he sprayed pepper spray in her eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Fluttershy?! What was that about?!"

She was crying because the pepper spray stung her eyes.

"Discord...maybe it wouldn't be so bad if we decided to have a baby before getting married."

"Are you mad, woman?! You inspired me to take your advice, and that's what I'm sticking to!"

"You'd better sleep with one eye open, Discord," she threatened.

"I'll do what I must."

He sprayed some of the pepper spray underneath the sheets.

"Huh. This doesn't feel half as bad as I-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Quick, rub it off between your haunches! Wait...nice try."

He slowly backed out of the room in an awkward position.