Summary: What happens when earth's most infamous dictator shows up in Equestria? Will our hero (and I use that word very loosely) manage to find his way back home? Rated T just in case.

(a/n This story is the result of a bet made between me and a friend. We wanted to see what would happen if Hitler wound up in Equestria. Please do not interpret this as a Neo-Nazi troll fic. It's merely a satire made for fun.)

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It was just another morning at Sweet Apples Acres.

"Another day, another apple." Applejack mused as she got up. Big Mac and Granny Smith had already gotten up and their half-eaten breakfast was on the table.

"Don't tell me I overslept!?" Applejack shouted.

"Eeyup." Big Macintost said.

The yellow mare hopped to one foot to another nervously.

"Applejack, calm yourself." Granny Smith said. "Now why did I tell you to calm yourself, again?"

"I overslept Granny." Applejack said, acting like it was the end of the world. "It's almost parasprite season. We ought to get as many apples in as possible." She sped to the Apple Orchards.

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Applejack bucked tree after tree as fast as she could. When parasprites came, it usually wasn't pretty. Pinkie Pie always managed to deal with them, but usually not until a swarm of them came and ate all the apples off the trees.

Deciding she better buck a whole lot faster, she started kicking harder. This one tree just wouldn't move. "Buck!" she angrily said before some weird looking thing fell from the tree.

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"Where am I," said the dizzy and confused Fuhrer of Germany.

"What the hay just fell out of that tree?" Applejack asked, examining the creature further. It was about five feet tall with brown hair and a short mustache.

"Excuse me, little mare." the German dictator laughed. "For a second I thought you talked."

"Uh, I just did."

"Ahhhh!" as quick as he fell out of the tree, Hitler was back in it. "What Jewry is this?"

"Don't know such thing about 'Jewry' but my name is Applejack and this here is Sweet Apple Acres." she said, unaware of this strange creature's identity.

"Where am I?"

"Well, you're in Equestria. Ponyville to be exact." Applejack replied. She didn't think that this... whatever the hay it was, was from Equestria. It might be one of Discord's shenanigans, but she couldn't be for sure.

"How did I end up here?" slowly, Hitler slid down the tree, still not trusting his eyes. Was this heaven? Or was it hell? Or was it something else completely?

"I don't rightly know. You just fell out of that tree. I have to get all the apples picked before parasprite season when all those pesky critters come and devour anything in sight." Applejack replied.

"What are parasprites?"

"I reckon you've had a hard day. Why not have breakfast with mah family?" she said, ignoring his question. Falling into a whole other world could be tiring.

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"It's the strangest thing I ever saw. That's for sure." Granny Smith said as she examined Hitler, who was devouring the food like a ravenous canine.

"Eeyup." Big Mac said.

"I was thinking of showing it to Twilight and seeing what it is and does." Applejack said. "Big Mac, you wouldn't mind working on your own for awhile?" she hated to ask that, but this creature was just too intriguing to put aside.

"Eeyup."

"Is that all he says?" Hitler asked Applejack.

"Eeyup." Applejack replied.

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The two made their way to Twilight's quickly. Applejack was kind of worried how ponies would act if they saw him. The worse that could happen...

"Hey AJ, haha that rhymes."

Oh sweet Celestia no.

"Uh, hi Pinkie." Applejack said, turning around nervously, trying to hide the Fuhrer from Pinkie Pie's eyes.

Then she glanced at Hitler. "Who's this?"

"My name is Adolf Hitler, Fuhrer of Germany." Hitler said.

"Well hi there, Adolf." Pinkie Pie said, extending her hand.

"Most people call me the Fuhrer." Hitler said. He wasn't used to be treated like this. Most people looked at him with respect, or fear. This pony was jumping around and treating him like a regular person. This hadn't happened in a few years. Kind of refreshing.

"Silly. Best friends don't call each other things so formal." Pinkie Pie said.

"Wait... what?"

"Well, Pinkie. It was nice letting you meet, uh, Adolf, but we really have places to be." Applejack said, worriedly.

"Okay dokie. Come over to my place later Dolfy, I'm going to make cupcakes with Rainbow Dash. It's going to be fun." she smiled evilly.

"Well, that's very interesting. Let's go... Dolfy..." Applejack giggled.

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"Whew, we're finally out of that." Applejack sighed as they reached Twilight's door and knocked.

"Hi Applejack." Twilight opened the door. When she opened it further she saw some kind of weird, crazy looking creature. "What in the world is that?" she asked, nearly shutting the door.

"That's what I wanted to ask you." Applejack said.

"Well, you'd better come in." Twilight said, opening the door again.

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"Where's Spike?" Applejack asked.

"Taking one of his seven hour bubble baths." Twilight sighed.

"Who's Spike?" Hitler asked.

"He's my baby dragon." Twilight said.

"Oh." he was loving this place more and more.

"So, uh, Adolf. Make yourself comfortable, then maybe you can tell us about yourself." Twilight said.

Sitting down, Hitler explained to them that he was the leader (they insisted on calling him "King.) of Germany, a far away land where a race called Aryans live.

"Interesting. And Applejack mentioned you keep mentioning something called Jews." Twilight asked.

"Yes. They are the scum of the German people. They betrayed our country in the First World War." Hitler angrily preached.

"The First World War?" Twilight asked inquisitively. "You mean there were two?"

"Yes. We are currently at war again, fighting against the Americans, British, French, and Russians." Hitler said. He didn't know how much to reveal to these ponies but they seemed like understanding folk.

"So what happened before you ended up here?" Twilight asked.

"Well, we were losing the war. The Russians had just invaded Berlin."

"Berlin?"

"Yes, it's our capital." Hitler explained.

"Like Canterlot?" Twilight asked.

"Yes, a lot like Canterlot." Hitler agreed. He had seen the city on the mountain and it reminded him of his vision of Berlin. Well, maybe it was less eccentric than his vision of Berlin, but still. He was interrupted from his thoughts by a purple dragon in a towel leaving the bathroom.

"Hey AJ, didn't... What the heck is that!?" Spike shouted, looking at Hitler with the expression of one of Fluttershy's frightened bunnies.

"Spike, this is Adolf Hitler, the King of Germany."

"The king of what-now?"

"The King of Germany. Somehow he ended up in our world, but he has to get back so he can stop the Jews from conquering the world." Twilight explained. She didn't know what these "Jews" were, but from Adolf's description, they seemed like dangerous creatures.

Spike examined the Fuhrer carefully. "Hi."

"Heil!" Hitler gave Spike the Nazi salute.

"Well, I'll have to write a letter to Princess Celestia explaining your predicament. Don't worry Adolf, you'll be back in Germany in no time." Twilight said kindly. She liked this strange looking creature. He was very charismatic and made you want to believe every word he said. "In the meantime, you can stay with Applejack and her family."

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(a/n Well, that's the first chapter. Hope you got the Cupcakes reference ;) . Review, I'll even accept suggestions for scenarios.)