PONIES
Chapter 8: Flim and Flam
Previous Chapter Next ChapterWe hear a stallion laugh, only to have a voice shush him, then we see Flim pop up with a sack, urging Flam to join him, they did a couple of moves before singing.
Flim: Flim the unicorn
Flam: and his twin Flam
Both: We're a notorious couple of colts
As entrepreneurs
Selling our cider
Flam: We have an extensive repuatation
Flim: We make our home in all sorts of places
Both: This is merely our center of operation
for we are incurably given to rove!
At that, they burst up and started to dance.
Both: When the family assembles for Sunday dinner
Flam: with their minds made up that they won't get thinner
Flim: On Argentine joint
Flam: Potatoes and the greens
Flam: And the cook will appear from behind the scenes
Flim: And say with a voice that is broken with sorrow, "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow, for the joint has gone from the oven like that!"
Both: Then the family will say "It's that horrible pony!"
Flim: Was it Flim?
Flam: Or Flam?
Both: And most of the time, they leave it at that!
Flim and Flam have a wonderful way of working together!
And some of the time you would say it was luck
and some of the time with would say it was weather
We go through the house like a hurricane
Flim: And no sober pony
Both: could take his oath
Flim: Was it Flim?
Flam: Or Flam?
Both: Or could you have sworn it might've been both?
And when you hear a dining room smash
or up on the pantry there comes a loud crash
or down from the library comes a loud ping
from a vase that was commonly said to be ming
The the family will say "now which was which pony?"
Flim: It was...Flim!
Flam: and...Flam!
They started to do a couple of cartwheels, and other moves, before stopping and Flim had his hoof around his younger brother's waist and lifted him up.
Both: And there's nothing at all to be done about that!
At that, all the ponies came out, glaring, they twins tried to escape but the ponies blocked their way, they climbed up on a hill and some unicorns used their magic to toss their bags at them.
All: and there's nothing at all to be done about that!
whoo that was fun! now that you've met the thieving twins, who's ready to meet their wise princess?