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PONIES

by Stardust Trail

Chapter 8: Flim and Flam

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We hear a stallion laugh, only to have a voice shush him, then we see Flim pop up with a sack, urging Flam to join him, they did a couple of moves before singing.

Flim: Flim the unicorn

Flam: and his twin Flam

Both: We're a notorious couple of colts

As entrepreneurs

Selling our cider

Flam: We have an extensive repuatation

Flim: We make our home in all sorts of places

Both: This is merely our center of operation

for we are incurably given to rove!

At that, they burst up and started to dance.

Both: When the family assembles for Sunday dinner

Flam: with their minds made up that they won't get thinner

Flim: On Argentine joint

Flam: Potatoes and the greens

Flam: And the cook will appear from behind the scenes

Flim: And say with a voice that is broken with sorrow, "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow, for the joint has gone from the oven like that!"

Both: Then the family will say "It's that horrible pony!"

Flim: Was it Flim?

Flam: Or Flam?

Both: And most of the time, they leave it at that!

Flim and Flam have a wonderful way of working together!

And some of the time you would say it was luck

and some of the time with would say it was weather

We go through the house like a hurricane

Flim: And no sober pony

Both: could take his oath

Flim: Was it Flim?

Flam: Or Flam?

Both: Or could you have sworn it might've been both?

And when you hear a dining room smash

or up on the pantry there comes a loud crash

or down from the library comes a loud ping

from a vase that was commonly said to be ming

The the family will say "now which was which pony?"

Flim: It was...Flim!

Flam: and...Flam!

They started to do a couple of cartwheels, and other moves, before stopping and Flim had his hoof around his younger brother's waist and lifted him up.

Both: And there's nothing at all to be done about that!

At that, all the ponies came out, glaring, they twins tried to escape but the ponies blocked their way, they climbed up on a hill and some unicorns used their magic to toss their bags at them.

All: and there's nothing at all to be done about that!


whoo that was fun! now that you've met the thieving twins, who's ready to meet their wise princess?

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