After the Luna incident, all the ponies gathered up for a special guest, a white unicorn with monocle and a suit appeared, Cheerilee smiled as she sang.

Cheerilee: Fancy Pants is is very well known

Rarity: with Fleur De Lis, he's never alone

BonBon: He doesn't haunt pubs, he has 8 or 9 clubs

All 3: For he's Canterlot's top pony!

He waved at them and they giggled, waving back, the colts got excited as he walked towards them.

Cheerilee: He's the pony we all greet

as he walks down the street

In his coat of fastidious black

Rarity: No commonplace mousers

Have such well cut trousers

Or such an impeccable back

Cheerilee: In the whole of Canterlot

The smartest of names

Is the name of this Brummel of ponies

Twilight smiled as she walked up to the stallion and saluted him, he smiled and saluted back.

All 3: And we're all of us proud

to be nodded or bowed

By Fancy Pants in white spats

At that, Trixie ran up and playfully pulled his tail, being a patient stallion, he just chuckled at the action.

Stallions: In the whole of Canterlot

The smartest of names

Is the name of this Brummel of ponies

And we're all of us proud

to be nodded or bowed

By Fancy Pants in white spats

At this, Big Mac pulled a chair out and then dusted it with his tail, Fancy Pants smiled and thanked Big Mac, sitting down.

Fancy Pants: My visits are occasional to the senior educational

And it is against the rules

For any one pony to belong both to that

And the joint superior schools

When I'm seen in a hurry there's probably curry

At the Siamese or at the Glutton

When I look full of gloom then

I've lunched at the Tomb

On cabbage, rice pudding and mutton

All: In the whole of Canterlot's the smartest of names is

The name of this Brummel of ponies

And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to

By Fancy Pants in white spats

Fancy nearly fell back but Trixie and Twilight helped him up.

Cheerilee: So much in this way passes Fancy Pants' day

At one club or another he's found

It can be no surprise that under our eyes

He has grown unmistakably round

He's a twenty-five pounder

Fancy pants: For I am a bounder!

Cheerilee: And he's putting on weight everyday!

Fancy Pants started inspecting the colts and seemed pleased with what he saw.

Fancy: But I'm so well preserved because I've observed

All my life a routine and I'd say

I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time

Cheerilee: That's the word from this stoutest of ponies

All:It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall

While Fancy Pants wears white

Fancy Pants wears white

Fancy Pants wears white spats!

Fancy uses his magic to pretend to play golf, then gives Cheerilee a rose, which made the mare faint, but Rarity and BonBon caught her, "Toodle pip!" he said, then thunder crashed!

"Nightmare Moon!" Applejack said, making the ponies scatter and Twilight went into a defensive stance, her horn glowing, ready to use magic when she needed to, there were posters that said "NIGHTMARE MOON: WANTED FOR EVERYTHING."

Twilight looked around for a bit then ran to hide with the others.

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It was kind of weird typing Fancy as a fat pony when he isn't...but oh well! was it Nightmare Moon that crashed the party? or was it a certain pair of unicorn twins?

R&R please!