Just then, a pony named Hoity Toity noticed something and stood up quickly.

Hoity Toity: There's a colt over there, with a look of surprise, as much as to say "how about that?"

Twilight trotted to his side.

Twilight: Do I actually see with my very own eyes a colt that's not heard of an Equestrian pony?

All of them got offended, and glared.

All: What is an Equestrian pony? What is an Equestrian pony?

They all got into a group, looking at the reader (that's you! pay attention now, this is important).

all: The naming of a pony is a difficult matter, it isn't just one of your holiday games, You may think at first, I'm as mad as a hatter, when I tell you, a pony must have three different names

First of all is the name the family uses daily, such as Lyra, Joe, Spike, or Gilda

Such as Bonbon, Trixie, Zecora or Cadance, all of them sensible everyday names

There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, some for the colts, some for the fillies: such as Spitfire, Sweetie Belle, Silver Spoon, Flitter, all of them sensible everyday names

But I tell you, a pony, needs a name that's particular, name that's peculiar, and more dignified

Else how can she keep her horn held up high, her wings spread out and cherish her pride? of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum, such as Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Diamond Tiara, such as Rarity, or else Fluttershy

Names that never belong to more then one pony. But above, and beyond, there's still one name left over, and that is the name you never will guess. The name that research can't even discover

But the pony herself knows and will never confess, when you see a pony in confound meditation, the reason I tell you is always the same: her mind is in rapt contemplation of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of her name

Her ineffable. effable, effanineffable, deep, and inscrutable, singular...name

At this, a young pegasus filly with an orange coat and a wild violet mane crawled away from the group and began to dance.