Rum Tum Tugette presents...

We see a searchlight go by a field, as it does, it passes an orange pony with a blonde mane, 3 apples on her flank and a cowboy hat, she widens her eyes in fright then hides behind a tree until the light goes away, not too far, on a small hill, a lavender unicorn with a six pointed star on her flank jumps up and slowly crawls down the hill.

A pink alicorn with a tricolored mane with puple tinted wings flew in and laid down, a blue unicorn colt with an orange mane and scissors on his flank jumped onto a small tree, then two twin earth ponies galloped out and stopped in the middle of the the field and looked around in unison, the unicorn, Twilight Sparkle, crouched by them, then slowly stood up and sang.

Twilight: Can you fly when you're born?

The orange pony, Applejack, joined her.

Applejack: Can you get a cutie mark?

More ponies started to join them.

Lyra: Are you the pet of a queen?

Colgate: Are all your senses keen?

Golden Harvest: Can you gallop so fast, you can outrun sulight?

Shining Armor: Are you cock of the walk?

Cadance: When you're trotting alone?

all of them began to dance as they sang.

all: Because Equestrians are and Equestrians do, Equestrians do and Equestrians would, Equestians would and Equestrians can, Equestrians can and Equestrians do

Rarity: Do you have a horn on yuor head that's your pride and your joy?

Aloe: Can a massage from soft hoove relax your tenseness?

Sweetie Belle: Can you use magic to find your way on the street?

Zecora: Do you know how to get to the Fields of Gold?

all: because Equestrians can and Equestrians do, Equestrians do an Equestrians can, Equestrians can and Equestrians do, Equestirans do and Equestrians can, Equestrians can and Equestrians do

Cloud Chaser: Can you flap your wings and fly to places far distance?

Scootaloo and Redheart: Familiar with candle?

Spike: with book and with bell?

BonBon: Were you the friend of a king?

Amethyst Star: The magician's assisitant?

Snails: Do you have a princess that raises the sun and the moon?

Flim: Are you mean like a mynx?

Flam: Are you lean like a lynx?

Pinkie Pie: Is your mane as shiny as a piece of pure gold?

Cadance: Were you there when the sun first shined in the sky?

all: If you were and you are, you're an Equestrian pony! Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies

At this, the pegasi spread their wings and took off into the sky, doing all sorts of tricks.

all: We can dive through the air, like a flying trapeze, we can turn somersaults, we can walk on the clouds, we can run up tall hills, jump in huge leaps and bounds! Equestrians can and Equestrians do, Equestrians do and Equestrians can, Equestrians can and Equestrians do, Equestrians do and Equestrians can, Equestrians can and Equestrians do

They got into a pyramid, ready to sing again.

Mares: Can you sing at the same time, in more than one key? Duets by Hoofsini

Stallions: And waltzes by Strauss?

All: Ahh, and can you do as ponies do, begin with a P? That always triumphantly brings down the house! Equestrian ponies are queens of the night, singing at astronomical heights handeling pieces from the messiah! Hallelujah, agelical choir!

Just then a horseshow landed in front of them, interrupting them and causing them to stop singing, they looked at each other a bit before shrugging.

all: Equestrian ponies are queens of the night! Singing at astronomical heights! Handling pieces from the messiah! Hallelujah, angelical choir

At that, they all stopped and got serious looks and puffed their chests out in pride.

all: The mystical divinity of unashamed Equestrians, round the cathedral rang Vivat, life to the Sun Princess...ponies, fearless, faithful and true, to others who do... what?

They all then ran out and started to dance again.

all: Equestrians do and Equestrians can,Equestrians can and Equestrians do, Equestrians sing Equestrian chants, Equestrians old and Equestrians new, Equestrian song and Equestrian dance! Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies

They all got into three groups: Pegasi, Unicorn and Earth ponies.

Pegasi: Practical ponies, Dramatical ponies, Pragmatical ponies, Fanatical ponies!

Unicorns: Oratoricle ponies, Delphicoracle ponies, Skeptical ponies, Dispeptical ponies

Earth: Romantical ponies, Pendanticle ponies, Critical ponies, Parasitical ponies

All: Allegorical ponies, Metaphorical ponies, Statistical ponies and Mystical ponies, and Political ponies, Hypocritical ponies, Clerical ponies, Hysterical ponies, Cynical pones, Rabbinical ponies

They all started dancing seperately.

all: Equestrain songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrain songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies, Equestrian songs for Equestrian ponies!

At that, they all stopped dancing and got into a pose.

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yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking..."TUGGETTE! YOU HAVE ENOUGH ON YOUR PLATE WHY ADD MORE?!" well this idea was in my head for a week and I just HAD to get it out!

R&R please!