"Hey, kids! You know what time it is?!"

"PINKIE PIE TIME!"

Pinkie burst out of a cake, and all the fillies and colts in the audience cheered. Confetti rained down on them, and they all tried to catch some.

"Welcome to the show, kids! Since this is our first episode EVER, I wanted to introduce you all to my friend, Gummy! Say, 'Hi, Gummy!'"

"HI, GUMMY!"

Pinkie's pet alligator blinked his trademark blink.

"He says hi, too. I can speak alligator, ya' know. And a bit of crocodile."

The children oohed and ahhed at Pinkie's remark.

"Who wants to visit Madame le Flour?"

"ME!"

"Let's go!"

Pinkie bounced to a cardboard house and knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Pinkie imitated Madame le Flour. A while back, she decided to use characters from her outbursts of craziness to entertain kids.

"It's me, Pinkie!"

"Vat do you want, pink one?"

"I brought some sugar!"

"Vat is this 'sugar' you speak of?"

"Come on out, and I'll show ya'! The kids are waiting!"

The audience begged for her to come out.

"Alright, already. Keep your goidle on."

The sack of flour eventually made it out of her house.

"Where is the sugar, pink one?"

Pinkie grabbed the flour and kissed her. All the children in the audience went crazy.

"Vat did you do that for?!"

"That's the sugar I was talking about!"

The audience and some of the parents laughed.

"Well, um…I have a favor to ask of you, pink one."

"Anything, Madame le Flour. That's what good friends are for."

"For the one millionth time, we are not friends! We are neighbours! Anywho, I have these flowers in the backside of my yard, yet I cannot water them because I lack…appendages."

APPENDAGES!

"You said the secret word!"

"Hey, could you goils keep it down? I'm tryin' tah get some shuteye!" Rocky yelled from his cardboard apartment.

"It's 10:00 in the morning, Rocky! Wake up, silly!"

"Naw, because I was up all night doin' illegal drugs."

The children booed at Rocky. The parents were getting more nervous.

"Rocky, I'm disappointed! Illegal drugs are bad for your heart! Hey, kids, what do we do to ponies, or rock piles, who use illegal drugs?

"BEAT THEM SENSELESS UNTIL THEY CONFORM!"

The children ran up to Rocky and were about to slug him.

"Wait! You can't punch rocks, silly fillies. So we'll find another way."

Pinkie put TNT around Rocky that led to a button.

"Okay, we'll all count down to three, and when I push this button, Rocky will explode!"

Squidward: You were supposed to explode into a million pieces!

"Ready?!"

"3! 2! 1!"

The pink Earth pony pushed the button that sent Rocky and his cardboard apartment building up in flames. The kids continued to cheer as the fire alarm went off and water sprinkled down on Pinkie and the others. Most of the parents carried their children out.

"You're really weird," commented Madame le Flour.

"Why, thank you, Madame le Flour!"

Pinkie's show was cancelled for obvious reasons.