"Hello…um…welcome. This is kinda my first episode of my yoga show, and, um…if it's not too much trouble, let's start with some basics. Now, please get down on your hooves and knees, and start by tucking your head in…take a deep breath…and breathe out…Do this for a few more times, we're just getting warmed up…What's that?"

"The microphone. We can barely hear you back here."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

The timid pony continued her show.

"Um…how many ponies did you say were gonna be watching?"

"Millions."

Fluttershy's face became very fearful, and she hid behind the couch.

"It's okay, Fluttershy. People like you. You'll be fine."

"Yeah, they think you're…cute."

She poked half of her face out from behind the couch.

"I'm…cute?"

"Yeah. Really cute."

"A-and pretty!"

"Well…okay."

Fluttershy was blushing, and obviously flattered.

"Let's continue. Next, we'll get into some-"

"Seriously, she is HOT," whispered one cameraman while Fluttershy continued with the show. "And I don't think she uses any makeup or anything."

"You gonna ask her out?"

"No, I don't think it's legal for humans to date horses."

"Huh. It's a cryin' shame, ain't it?"

"Well, I'll just draw pictures of her in my mom's basement."

"Sicko."

He continued to film the yellow pegasus pony.

"It's a healthy way to vent your desires."

"No, it's clopping, and people like you should be thrown in jail."

Fluttershy had a good first episode. Unfortunately, after a bad review from the New York Times, she became so self-conscious that she cancelled it. However, she released some episodes straight-to-video, and it has really been doing wonders for me. I've been really stressed lately because of the divorce, and-

"Who are you?" Fluttershy asked from her recliner.

I'm the narrator.

"Well…could you please narrate quieter? Because Angel's trying to sleep."

She pointed to the sleeping white ball of fur on her lap.

Okay, I'm sorry.

She smiled and lightly petted him.