The Many Little Stories of Equestria

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the official characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Lauren Faust is the person who created this generation of ponies. I also do not own anything that may emerge as crossover material. Any original characters belong to me unless stated otherwise.

Author's Note: This is a collection story for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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Random Loops I

I

"Okay, next time, we do not allow Pinkie Pie to steal the Portal Gun from the Portal Universe."

"Agreed."

Twilight Sparkle was sipping some apple cider laced with tequila, and was sharing it with Harry Potter, or rather in his pony form, Emerald Lightning, this fused loop.

"Twilight, since in this loop I am adopted by your family and we're raised as siblings and Celestia's students, what do you want to do to change some variants?"

Twilight thought for a moment. "Well... I guess we can try a relationship that takes time to build with incest teasing here and there."

"Too bad we're the only ones awake this time..."

"Well at least we're not fused with Naruto's world again. The last time he, Sasuke, and Sakura appeared, we immediately banished that girl to the moon so the universe didn't implode right from the start."

Emerald cringed a bit; having hung out with Naruto time and again if their worlds fused, has met Sakura Haruno. She was insane sometimes...

"Are you drunk yet, Twilight?"

Emerald was feeling that buzz from the tequila in the apple cider.

"A bit. Why?"

Emerald was blunt with this next question. "Wanna fuck?"

Twilight gives Emerald a look, before smiling wickedly. It's been too long since she's last done the dirty deed with anypony.

"Why the buck not?"

They can just get their personal itches scratched right now, and then work into their "taboo relationship" later on. Too bad for some reason, the universe decided to throw a monkey wrench into this with the appearance of Princess Celestia twenty minutes later walking in on her two protégés going hard and fast in the middle of the library's floor of the tower they stayed at while at Canterlot Castle.

"TWILIGHT SPARKLE! EMERALD LIGHTNING!" That was Celestia's Royal Canterlot Voice.

The two ponies froze. Oh shit...

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II

(This is an alternative of the story from MLP Loops by Saphroneth that involved Discord imitating the Weeping Angels.)

As Cheerilee lead the colts and fillies away to continue their fieldtrip of the Canterlot Gardens, Discord's statue finally cracked and his eyes open. He looks around before immediately snapping his claws and POOF his entire body is now stone texture.

"Well now, looks like Twilight and the others aren't awake this time. Hm..."

Which was good and bad for Discord: Good because he could do lots of crazy things this time, bad because Twilight wouldn't join him as she's not awake in this particular loop. A guard was seen in the distance turning the corner so Discord struck up his pose to ensure nothing was wrong. Being frozen mid-laugh was not fun. The guard walked by, ignorant of what's really going on. Once Discord was alone, a smile crept across his face.

"Now let's see... my things are still where I last placed them before Celly and Lulu stoned me with the Elements of Harmony. And my black seeds I planted have yet broken into the Tree of Harmony. Hm... Maybe it was a bad idea to buy those seeds off that Haruno girl I met a long time ago."

One loop he remembered was after Twilight became an alicorn and his seeds finally sprouted. Many ponies young and old would try to combat them and some would get molested by the vines. He giggled like Glen Quagmire; he remembers Luna and Celestia having been found after that adventure in the Everfree Forest's cave that sheltered the crystal tree constantly getting raped by the vines. The black vines made a new genre in the pony porn industry afterward...

He shakes his head. No need to remember that. He was glad he didn't get arrested for all the counts of reports of ponies being molested when Ponyville was overrun by the vines.

"I can go the normal way to reveal I have returned..." He looks at his stone textured skin again and a bright glowing light bulb poofs over his head. "Or I can do something delightfully wicked and funny." He grabs the bulb and eats it.

=0=0=0=

It's been a week since Discord returned, and normally his original self would have already revealed his return by creating cotton candy clouds that rained chocolate milk, make the apples grow super large, turn the rabbits into crossbred reindeer, turn Pinkie Pie into a perverse orgasmic mess with all the yummy pink candy cloud floss and the chocolate milk rain, and then steal the Elements of Harmony and hide them in Ponyville after turning it back into the chaos capital of the world.

Instead, he remained silent. And only did subtle changes to himself as he continued posing as a statue. Some would see this and blink and he would return to his "original position", making the ponies that pass through to think they were hallucinating. Then finally, this paid off when Shining Armor took a walk in the gardens with Cadance one sunny afternoon and Cadance was the first to notice his new "addition"; the jacket worn by Michael Jackson in the Thriller music video.

"Shining Armor... is that statue wearing a jacket?"

Twilight's brother looks up, and he blinked. Discord did not make any movement since Cadance was looking at him.

"How did a jacket get put on this statue?"

Shining Armor was the captain of the guards for a month ever since Ironhoof retired and he was promoted up the rank of captain. He's seen this statue now and then, but never properly marveled at it.

"We should inform Princess Celestia of this."

Cadance nods her head, in agreement. This was strange, indeed. As the two ponies left, Discord smiled before waving good-bye in silence. When Cadance looked back, she stopped. Shining Armor noticed and looked back.

"Cadance, what's-"

Then his words died off. The statue was now in a pose; Discord had struck up one of Michael Jackson's iconic poses the moment Cadance's head turned.

"Can you teleport away? I'm getting that creeping feeling," said Shining Armor.

"Yeah. Hold on."

Enveloping her magic around them, they vanish with a crack of magical teleportation. Discord grins. This was going to be fun.

=0=0=0=

When Celestia and Luna investigated, they see Discord in his stone prison. There was no coat to be seen on the statue, and Discord was in that pose he made laughing before the Harmony Beam stoned him.

"Cadance said she saw a red coat on Discord's statue..."

"I don't see a coat, dear sister," said Luna.

The two pony sisters looked around the garden to find this elusive red coat, but found nothing. When the two look back at Discord's stone prison, they jumped back a bit; Discord was no longer holding his laugh pose and instead was holding his claw and paw over his eyes. This was the Weeping Angel pose...

"What's going on?"

They blinked. Discord was back his normal "self". They shake their heads. Something's going on here...

"Let us leave."

They turned their back and walk away. Luna looks back, only to scream catching Celestia's attention. Discord's statue was gone!

"Where... what the hell?"

"Tia... what's going on? Where is Discord?"

"I don't know, Lulu..."

Celestia looks back and teleported herself and Luna away by magic, reappearing a distance away and displayed shock on her face, one which soon imitated on Luna's face once she saw why her sister panicked. Discord was in front of them, in the pose of a predator lunging for the kill. They look to one another.

"Sister? What manner of magic is happening?"

That was the mistake they made in looking away. Celestia and Luna gaze back at Discord's supposedly moving statue, only to find him back where he was, back to normal holding that frozen face of mid-laughter.

=0=0=0=

The statue of Discord did nothing else nor did it move. The sisters eventually continued their royal duties, with the sun lowered and the moon raised to begin the night. It was when the next morning would come for Celestia to wake up, and raise the sun that everypony heard her frightened scream of terror in her royal bed chambers. All the guards charged in, weapons at the ready and Luna ready to unleash some powerful magicks. Celestia was cowering against the bed dresser.

All ponies saw the frozen statue of Discord positioned next to her, in the manner of staring down like a creepy stalker.

"Sister! What is his statue doing in your room?" Luna questions her elder sister.

"I do not know," she answered, unsure of what was going on.

Luna comforted her sister as she directs orders to the guards. Once Celestia was calm, she raised the sun to begin the day, while the guards were bringing the statue out of the room. Something was afoot.

=0=0=0=

Celestia had been spying upon the statue for the whole day, despite the fact it was raining today. She did learn one thing: the statue moved if you even so much as blinked away. She learned this fact when her eyes were tired from so much staring; she rubbed her eyes once to rid of the sleepiness and Discord's statue was past the statue of Starswirl the Bearded. Another blink and it was frozen in place climbing the fence. She lowered the binoculars... it was gone... only to turn around and see it pointing a claw at her causing her to not look away nor blink. This is how Luna came across her, drenched and wet from the dying rain, and the statue just inches from touching her sister.

"Celestia? What's going on now?"

"Don't move, Luna! It's how it moves! Look away and it can move without magic!" Celestia warns Luna.

Luna walks around it and stands next to her sister. Something was terribly wrong here. It was frankly scary to think statues could move. But what about the others?

"Do the other statues move, Tia?"

"Nope. Just me," Discord finally answered. "I just wanted to scare the horse poo outta you."

The girls stared, shocked as Discord snaps his claws and the stone skin vanished, replaced back to his natural skin tones/colors.

"What? I was freed after so long, but I thought of playing a prank." Discord sees the sisters' horns light up with vibrant magical output. "What? It was funny!" he exclaims with a grin.

Celestia and Luna's reply was to blast Discord with the strongest fire and ice magic attack ever in the history of pony kind. Later on, Princess Celestia forced the Mane Six to use the Elements to stone him again. Only after he was turned back into a statue, he was holding a sign in his lion paw that read, "Totally worth it!" And his other hand/claw was clenched shut with the index and pinkie fingers stuck out.

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III

Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Emerald Lightning (Harry Potter) found themselves banished to the moon. The only pony not among them was Sakura Haruno. Down on Earth, somewhere in Equestria, Sakura laughed hysterically driving chills of terror down the backs of Queen Chrysalis, Discord, King Sombra, and practically every other pony, griffin, dragon, and intelligent creature across the world as the Elements of Harmony spiraled in a helix ring formation around her body.

As CM Punk would likely say, "There goes the last fuck I give."

Goodbye, universe!

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IV

Scootaloo was minding her own business as she walks down the intensely foggy street of Manehattan. No one was awake yet this early morning. Another thing you should keep in mind is that Scootaloo was wearing Dante Sparda's costume, and the skull on the Rebellion was now pony-shaped instead of human-shaped. Finally: the ponies in this fused loop were now half pony and half human. I believe the word is anthro.

"Can't believe we're fused with Devil May Cry this time around," Scootaloo said, mostly to herself. She was older in this fused loop, if she had to guess, age eighteen. However her disability still was with her: she can't fly. However, much like how she uses her wings to give herself boosts of speed, she applied this tactic to when she did her sprinting dashes.

She returned to the building where she had her business, only to find two girls waiting for her. Without a word, she walks to her desk, kicks her feet up as she sits down in the recliner, and just gets lazy. Applebloom smiled as she walks over to the desk from the juke box in the corner and sits on the corner of Scootaloo's desk. Her shirt strained to hold back the girl's breasts from spilling out of the bra. She had to be like C cup-size!

Scootaloo's hand ran up her own chest... her mid-A cup breasts... why was she semi-flat chested?

"Hey, I know what ya thinkin', Scoots, and I don't know why I got bigger boobs than you."

Applebloom was apparently in the role of Dante's friend Lady, the gun-toting human Devil Hunter. Applebloom was able to rock Lady's outfit from Devil May Cry 4. Over on the couch laying sprawled in a lazy manner was Sweetie Belle, wearing Trish's leather outfit from the anime of the DMC universe. Sweetie Belle's breast size was the middle between Scootaloo and Applebloom's.

"Okay... so I'm Dante, you're Lady, and Sweetie Belle is Trish. Since we don't see Temen-ni-gru pointing like a giant dick in the middle of Manehattan, I assume we're somewhere during the anime or after the events of Devil May Cry 4."

"So, what are we going to do?" asks Sweetie Belle.