Cutie Mark Crusaders Tales of Exports

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the official characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Lauren Faust is the person who created this generation of ponies. I also do not own anything that may emerge as crossover material. Jade Shine (borrowed as a filler character) is copyrighted and belongs to Whatsapokemon on Tumblr.

Author's Note: This is a collection story for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It features the Cutie Mark Crusaders in their misadventures or in oneshot material, oneshots that involve all the other background ponies/characters, and the Mane Six. It may also contain the occasional Pinkie Pie randomness.

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Blue Blood

"Oh for heaven's sake," Rarity shouted out in frustration, "ponies rob liquor stores all the time!" When Rarity saw all the mares look at her, she finally comes out and admits what was wrong with her. She exclaims loudly, "I slept with Blue Blood!"

3... 2... 1...

Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Jade Shine, Rainbow Dash, Octavia, Fluttershy, Vinyl Scratch, Lotus Blossom, Aloe, and a teenaged Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo all cry out in shock and horror.

Rarity looked down in shame, as the cries of shock soon died down.

"So where's all the supportive stuff?" Rarity asks of her friends.

The other girls didn't know what to say.

"What in the name of Celestia's the matter with you, sister?" Sweetie Belle exclaimed in an indignant manner. She couldn't believe what her sister had done!

Rarity sobbed as she tried to explain what happened to her. It went along the lines of being drunk, having lost the last stallion of her dreams because of jealousy, and that she would never find a good stallion to marry and then exclaimed that her life sucked and she'll be one of those lonely spinsters with one too many cats.

"But don't you remember that blood oath we all took after that last incident with Prince Blue Blood, Rarity? We all took that blood oath to ensure that stallion does not get the chance to breed!" Twilight shouted, slamming a hoof on the table harshly.

Rarity sniffles. "I'm sorry... I just... I don't know what came over me!"

Sweetie Belle gasped, catching the others' attention. "Oh my god..."

"Sweetie Belle, what's wrong?" asks a concerned Scootaloo.

"Don't you girls see it now? From now on, every time I show myself in the market in Ponyville..." Sweetie Belle got up from the table and walks around the counter of the front room of the Sugarcube Corner, "All the other ponies will point and say: There goes the sister of the mare who slept with Blue Blood!"

She facehoofs, looking very depressed at the thought. Immediately Sweetie Belle's two friends go and comfort her, and the other older mares also give comforting words, leaving poor Rarity by her lonesome streaked with tears. She couldn't believe the insensitivity of her friends...

Yeah... sad...

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This partial parody of the Roseanne episode "Why Jackie Becomes A Trucker" is brought to you by my insane imagination and flash in the pan bright ideas when that spark of inspiration pops up.