Author's note
Okay, folks; this season has 3 more chapters to go, you got it, 3! After a long time, I could finally get this baby done! Now continue onward!

Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: being mean

Rainbow is getting excited even more. Her 200th e-mail is getting closer by the day (the extra ones don't seem to count). The mare can't wait as she sings while beginning her next show, "I had to pay the doctor just to have this e-mail removed; A-so smooth."

Dear Rainbow ,

from what I know your he element of loyalty that's something to be proud of but it puzzles me to no end why would somepony frame you for murder yoru a great pony all around besides in the story MLIP:CCK Pinkie Pie and AB have comited murder and blamed it on Berry Punch besides i'm already working on replacing the chapters anyway and one other thing your 20% awesome anyway all of ponyville was evacuated to Canterlot and now it's up to Twilight myself and the attorney Phoenix Wright to clear Berries name and find the real killer (much like the ace swift case) and the new chapters are going to be awesome

Your's Truely

Adam

PS:I was bullied too because of my two front teeth i'll tell ya abou it in another Email

Rainbow in concern types in while saying, "Wow, Adam, sorry to hear about the bullying. That's some interesting plot you made there and why would somepony frames me? Because they are jealous; next e-mail!"

Subject: being nice
Dear Rainbow Dash,
While you seem to think that being mean is nice, right now I'm teaching my foals that being a jerk isn't good at all. Can you say something about being nice and explains why being means isn't always the best choice. Thanks!

-Nice Mom

Rainow blinks a bit as if reading the most craziest question ever. Then the mare types in, asking, "So wait, you're coming to me for nice lessons? What, you wanted me to tell your wimpy foals that being mean isn't the best choice? I mean, what other gems are in your sent mail outbox?"

Rainbow types in 'other_gems dot exe' and brought up another e-mail that is accompanied by a ding.

Subject: chum
Dear Hungry Manticore
I am doing my best to teach my wounded, bleeding lions that ripping other creatures apart isn't the answer. I automatically thought of you!
Your Buddy,

Nice Mom

Rainbow picks up a drawing that shows a bloody mouth Manticore at a laptop with the caption 'HUNGRY MANTICORE E-MAILS' when the mare says 'thought of you'." The mare remarks, "And there is probably one like..." Rainbow types in 'more_other_gems dot exe' while saying this, bringing up a third e-mail.

subject: role model
Hey 42 year old online game playing weirdo who still lives with his former wife's parents, It's-a me, Nice Mom! My colts need a lesson about responsibility and personal hygiene. Got time to stop by tonight between Moblin Keep Invasions?

-N.M.

Rainbow picks up a drawing of a Moblin with the caption 'MOBLin KEEP iNVASIONS' when she say the last part. The mare comments while typing, "In fact, one of the many times that I know of when being mean isn't the best choice is when a pony nearby is holding one big ice cream cone."

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In the field, Pinkie and Rainbow are, the latter is licking an ice cream cone...one that is so huge that is towers above the top of the screen. Rainbow smiles for some reason as we hear ice cream truck music. She wants that ice cream.

"Say, Pinkie, wow; that is one awesome mane that you got there today." Rainbow said to Pinkie with a smile.

"Thanks, Dashie!" Pinkie exclaims happily. "Want some of my..."

Of course, Rainbow flew in and pokes her, knocking the mare over, causing the pink pony to fall to the ground with a yelp of pain. The ice cream cone flew into the air and lands onto her face in pieces. As Rainbow laughs a bit, the pink pony, not seemingly upset, licks her ice cream again.

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Rainbow types in as she continues, "Wait, I guess being mean is the best choice there too, I guess. Okay, I can be nice but sometimes...look, Nice Mom (translation: Uncool Mom), this job isn't for me. Why, when it comes to teaching foals and choices as well as various other words from parenting books, there's only one place that can help: the Pony Drama Club!"

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In the classroom, we see Cheerilee. On a chalkboard behind the mare, we see a gun labeled 'BANG' drawn on the right side of her with a large blob labeled 'BRAINS' drawn on the left side'. The camera 'rotates' around until it faces the mare straight-on as if the gun is shooting Cheerilee in the head. We see the image switching from the main one to a stadium with a torch bearer setting the teacher's head on fire, two striped horns on her head that are labeled 'croissants?', a creature that has Cheerilee's mane as its lower jaw, some ice cream in the mare's mane that is labeled 'ice cream 99 bits' and a spear impaling Cheerilee labeled 'THUCK!'.

"Okay, class, listen. Instead of doing your usual lesson, I have got a special treat for all of you!" Cheerilee exclaims to the class who groans at this. "The drama club is going to perform a state-required skit about being nice so that way, we can avoid losing our accreditation. Now give it up...for Caramel's Nicetown Pony Actors!"

The lights dim as Caramel, Fluttershy and Big Macintosh came into the room, going into various still poses and smiles. We hear a couple of claps though Rainbow is heard snapping, "Boo! You stink!"

Slow music begins to play. As the spotlight goes onto Caramel, he speaks while acting, "Wow, what a great party. I wonder what foal's house this is."

Once the spotlight is gone, another one comes onto Fluttershy who spoke, "I wonder if he likes some. Oh, you think I will make the team? I sure wish my parents stop fighting."

The spotlight disappears as a third one comes onto Big Macintosh who looks puzzled while asking, "Uh, is this my cue? Eeyup?"

As the lights go up, Caramel smirks while saying, "Hey, Pants Pull-Upper; Nice pulled-up pants; Ha ha ha!"

"Oh, I don't want to be mean but laughing but I wish to fit in." Fluttershy said as the show goes on, "Nice one, Head Male Cheerleader; Squee!"

Big Macintosh pretends to run away as if his feelings were hurt. As the room shakes, the stallion calls out, "Boo hoo hoo hoo! That's mean!"

Caramel gave a grin to Fluttershy who leans away from him as he leans against the wall, remarking, "Say, my parents' room is out of town in my car...I think that's my line. Anyway, wanna go park out?"

"Err, what about the poor nerd?" Fluttershy ask Caramel, concerned about Big Macintosh and his reaction.

"Oh, who gives a buck about..."

Of course, before Caramel could continue, Big Macintosh came back with a huge baseball bat with spikes on the end as if wanting to hit the little stallion on the head for the bullying. He swings at him while Fluttershy screams. Luckily, before the bat could hit Caramel on the head, everyone froze as the light dims.

A short pause later, Big Macintosh then taps Caramel on the head with the bat lightly, he smiles mischievously and laughs quietly though Caramel himself groans while saying, "Owie, stop it, come on."

Fluttershy steps forward as she spoke up, "See? This is why being mean isn't always the best choice."

As Big Macintosh raises the bat, the lights are back up as Caramel calls out, "Yeah, kick it!" He begins to do a rap beat.

Caramel: Now being mean ain't the greatest choice!
My name's Caramel and I—

However, Cheerilee cuts him off, appearing in front of Caramel as the lights dim, saying, "And we're out of time. Sorry!"

"You still stink!" Rainbow is heard yelling out once more to the drama club.

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Rainbow, rolling her eyes, types in on her AwesomeX, asking, "See how lame that was, Nice Mom? Yeah, betcha your kids could learn all sorts of horsecrap-beaten-out-of-them-lessons from superbly acted dramatizations like that. But of course, don't take my word for it. Let's hear it for our resident parent expert, Hungry Manticore!"

Rainbow holds up the Hungry Manticore E-Mails picture again as he said, "Yeah, the taste of the blood in the water is so sweet. It makes me wanna...I gonna..." His voice no longer becomes gravelly. "Err, I gonna eat your foals."

The new paper comes down as Rainbow moves the picture down so that the 'HUNGRY MANTICORE E-MAiLS' caption will be visible.

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We now see an album, cover labeled 'CARAMEL GETS NOTICE' that has an inset that says 'Learn all sorts of horsecrap-beaten-out-of-you-lessons!' that shows him holding a large Ice Cream cone like Pinkie did. The stallion booms, "Yeah, kick it!" He begins to rap beat once more, this time with no interruptions.

Now being mean ain't the greatest choice!
My name's Caramel and I likes to get notice!
If you don't believe me, listen to my voice;
I'll tell ya why being nice is the greatest choice!

The End

Author's note
If you want to be nice (and like getting the horsecrap beaten out of you), then listen to the drama club. If not, who cares? And now, it's time for the next e-mail, which is the 200th one! But when Rainbow discovers that another pal of hers (hint: she's pink) has another e-mail show and appears to be stealing her thunder, all Tartarus breaks loose! Read, review and suggest.