Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: Season Three
Chapter 18: 18. getting up noise
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The room of Rainbow's room is dark, due to the fact that the mare isn't here now. Tank was sitting on his owner's computer when the lights are turned. The tortoise yelps as he flies away.
Rainbow came in, smiling as she said, "All right, time for a little bit of e-mail as well as some you and me mail." The mare begins up the first e-mail of the show.
Dear Rainbow Dash: have you ever been to sunnyville. i know applebloom was there. and if not would you go there alone or with friends and maybe one of the four alicorns. juat asking.
Your friend Greenrob
Rainbow blinks as she types in, saying, "'Sunnyville'? I'm pretty sure it was called 'Sunnytown'. And even then, no; I am sure that Apple Bloom made it up...but I digress. If this place does exist, I wouldn't go alone especially when it comes to zombie ponies; next e-mail!"
Subject: question
What happened to that get up noise? I always think it was cool
Sincerely yours 'mark brony AZ'
Rainbow said 'mark brony AZ' as 'macaroni from A to Z'. She remarks, "Cool, alphabet macaroni." The pony then types in, "'The get up noise'? Oh, you mean the 'Getting up Noise' right; this guy!"
Rainbow got up and sits down 3 times while making the noise each time. The mare continues typing, "Wow, that is so much fun. But still, that isn't the real Getting Up Noise. Nope, that is only his cousin 'Stool Scooter'."
Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "No, the real Getting Up noise left some time ago, probably around email 84. Around that same time, Ol' Getting got so major overseas. And then...all those calls begin coming in."
We see Rainbow talking into the phone while answering, "Yeah? Huh? What, yes, no, maybe..." We see that she is in her computer room showing the text from email 84 (foals' book) on her previous computer. "Hey, you, it's for you."
Rainbow toss the phone to the stool as the Getting Up Noise is heard.
Rainbow, back at her current computer, types as she said, "And next thing I knew, everypony is talking about the Getting up Noise like it's so big." The Getting up Noise is heard over the last two words.
Outside a store, we see Lyra talking to Bon-Bon as the former spoke, "Okay, Bon-Bon pal. Guess who am I supposed to be. Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!"
Bon-Bon cringes at her friend made the off-key sounds. The mare then asks dryly, "Is that supposed to be the Getting Up Noise?"
"Wait, wait; hang on! I can switch my pitch up; Waaay-o; Waaaay-o!"
"Way-o, way-o; Right, I will be in the basement when you stop being weird."
Bon-Bon goes into an elevator nearby and got into it, sinking into the basement surprisingly. Lyra kept on talking while doing the noise, "Way-o; Waaaay-o!"
On the boom box, which holds a cassette tape that is labeled 'Normal Bias', Rainbow's morning talk show radio host voice is heard, "Hey ponies, hang on to your flanks!" We heard a splat noise. "Whoa, what's up? We got the Getting Up Noise..." A doing sound is heard. "...all up in this place."
The Getting up Noise is heard as laughter follows. The voice remarks, "Oh yeah, we got one live one." We heard an old timey automobile horn sounding off.
Fluttershy is listening to the radio wearing a black T-Shirt that said 'this isn't a The Getting up Noise T-Shirt'. The mare sighs, shaking her head while saying, "Oh dear, the Getting up Noise used to be so cool."
Nowadays, the Getting Up is considered to be a sellout by some ponies, including Fluttershy.
On Spike's show, the dragon smiles as he said, "And of course, as usual in center square is the getting up noise." We see a square...which no one in it. "So, Getting, what's your answer?"
We heard the Getting Up Noise with the audience applauding for him. Spike smiles as he remarks, "Oh, that is special...unfortunately, the correct answer was 'way-o, way-o'." We see the correct answer on screen as the 'wrong answer' music plays. "Still, you get some fine parting gifts from us."
We see a copy of Spike's Show's Random Home Edition
FEW PRIZES!
SPIKE'S SHOW'S RANDOM HOME EDITION
- Choose to read a list!
- Ask questions and want answers
- probably played by yourself
board electric
An announcer is heard, "You got it, Spikey! The Getting up Noise will get a year's supply of our home game!"
"Heck even the Cutie Mark Crusaders got a piece of the Getting Up Apple Pie with their indie-tronic remix." Rainbow explains back at her computer.
Sure enough, we see the Cutie Mark Crusaders spinning the record CD 'DJ CMC -The Getting Up Noise' at the club. Bon-Bon and Applejack put their weight into it as the song plays on.
Singer: The Getting Up Noooooise.
The Getting Up Noooise. (Getting Up Getting Up Getting Up!)
The Getting Up Noooooise. (Getting Up Getting Up Getting Up!)
The Getting Up Noooise.
This goes on as Rainbow Dash is heard, "Yeah, before long, a bunch of rip offs begin showing up."
In a room at Castle Canterlot, Celestia is in her throne smiling as she said, "Morning, Equestria! It's the Throne Standing Noise!" We see the logo as the princess got up. The throne made a deep imitation of the Getting up Noise, "Boooooo!"
Celestia turn to see who just booed; Weird.
In the library, Rainbow is sitting in a yellow chair, grinning to the screen while saying, "Hey, it's everypony's favorite style, the Get out That Library Chair Sound!" We hear a noise accompanying the logo before Rainbow got out of the chair which made a low-pitched imitation noise of the Getting Up one, "How about that, Teacherloo?"
Big Macintosh's left hoof appears from behind a bookshelf which has a orange sock on it which shows Scootaloo's face drawn on it. The stallion, as Teacheroo, said, "Eeyup, blue sock; Blue sock!"
Rainbow, looking embarrassed, types at her computer, explaining, "Hah hah, that's not...well...anything. Nowadays, Getting got a house in the Pony Mountains, snowboarding all day from then on. Of course, he still shows up every now and again or sometimes doing very odd celebrity endorsement."
We see a postcard of a snowy mountain range that has the words 'Pony Mountains' in the top left corner. Luffy D. Monkey is seen wearing a winter hat, one oven mitt and a shirt that said 'I heart Teacherloo'. The text 'Luffy D awaits you' is at the bottom.
We see a shot for Rose Colored Shampoo, the Getting up Noise is heard in the background while an announcer exclaims, "Getting up Approved!"
"Like a backyard forest in your mane!"
Rose colored
SHAMPOO
Fluttershy is watching the commercial while wearing a shirt that said 'Corporate the Getting up Noise Still Stinks'. The mare in annoyance said, "What a sell-out."
Rainbow types on her computer while saying, "So in other words, that more than adequately answers your questions, Senor Macaroni."
"Hey, sir," Rainbow turns to see the one who spoke, Pinkie Pie, kneeling near her right while holding a notepad. She is obviously talking to the stool, "All right if I ask you for an autograph?"
"Uh, Pinkie; you do know that isn't the original Getting up Noise, right? It's his cousin..."
"Yep; Stool Scooter! I know who it is! That guy is my generation's Getting up Noise? Say, can you make it out to Pinkamena Diane Pie?"
"Ugh, you know what? Forget this, I'm leaving!" Rainbow groans as she trots off, causing the Stool Scooter to be heard making his noise.
"Oh, oh; there it is! Oh, how very dreamy," Pinkie giggles as little hearts came out of her head, popping like bubbles, "Ooooh!"
Pinkie faints to the floor while knocking the stool, causing the Stool Scooter Noise to be made. The paper comes down as this chapter/e-mail comes to an end. We see 'autograph #1' on the notepad.
Back at the club, the CMC, Applejack and Bon-Bon is still dancing. Lyra comes in, dancing across the room. We see Big Macintosh's sock puppet appearing up front for a bit as he lip syncs the words 'getting up getting up getting up' before disappears and reappearing to the left where it lip syncs once more.
The sock puppet goes up front and lip syncs one more times before 'dancing' to the music. We fade to black while the Getting up Noise is heard one more time in this chapter.
The End
Author's note
And thus, that's the Getting Up Noise, folks. Whatcha think? In the next chapter/e-mail, Rainbow explains how she helps Scootaloo go to bed at night. Read, review and suggest.
The first e-mail has references to 'The Story of the Blanks' game.