I turned around in the bed...So soft. Wait a minute, bed? Either this is a dream or I'm freaking dead. I moved my leg slightly. 'Nope, I'm alive...But where the hell am I?' I thought to myself. My ears perked up, listening for sounds. Hearing silence, I slowly sat up. And guess what? There fucking ponies surrounding me. "Uhh..Hello there." I said, swinging my legs over to the other side of the bed. They all stared, gaping. I guess humans weren't exactly common.

The door burst open. "Is it awake yet? Is it awake yet? Is it-EEEEEEP! It's awake!" a pink pony squealed, hopping on top of me. "Hi there, I'm Pinkie Pie. What's your name? What ARE you anyway? Where did you come from? Do you eat ponies?" the pink pony, apparently pinkie pie, asked in a rush.

"Pinkie, get OFF of it." said a rather annoyed voice, pulling Pinkie Pie off of me.

"Sorry," Pinkie apologized bashfully. "You can call me Pinkie." said Pinkie.

"Maybe we should introduce ourselves...I'm Twilight Sparkle." said a purple unicorn.

"I'm Rarity...It's a-er, pleasure to meet you, Darling." said a white unicorn.

"I'm Rainbow Dash." said a blue pegasus, while glaring right at me.

"Howdy, name's Applejack." said an orange pony.

"I'm Fluttershy." a yellow pegasus said shyly.

I looked at them for a moment, before finally saying "Hi everyone...I can see that this is an awkward situation...So I'll try to explain. I don't know where I am, how to get home, or how I got here. Oh, my name is Blaze by the way." I said, trying to sound friendly.

The purple unicorn-I mean Twilight Sparkle, looked taken aback and smiled at me.

"I think it would be best if Applejack explained." Twilight Sparkle said.

"Well, I was bucking an apple tree near the front of the orchard when I saw something odd up by the road. So I galloped over, and I saw you fall out of the sky. I called for Big Macintosh, he hauled ya over here. Then I called Twilight and the others to check you out." Applejack explained in a southern accent.

I was trying to make sense of this. Big Macintosh? "Bucking" apple trees? Fall out of the sky? "

I fell down a well before waking up here." I said.

"Well, we healed you. So what the heck are you?" Rainbow Dash snapped.

"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity scolded. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes.

"I'm human." I said.

"What's a human?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Uhh...Well, we have our own world...And, well, we walk on two , I really don't know how to explain." I shrugged. "I guess you could say that I'm a good example of a human." I added.

"Do they ALL look like you?" Pinkie asked.

"No, they're kind of like you guys. We all have different eyes, different hair, different colors, and different interests." I explained.

"Do you have cutie marks?" asked Twilight Sparkle.

"Cutie marks?" I asked curiously.

"You know, a cutie mark? Are all 'humans' this dumb?" said Rainbow Dash. I rolled my eyes.

"This is a cutie mark. Everypony has their own, depending on what they're good at." Twilight said, showing me her cutie mark; a pink starburst.

"How do you get these cutie marks?" I queried.

"They appear once you discover your talent." said Rarity.

"Well, humans don't get cutie marks, but we have something called 'tattoos'. They get drawn on you by a tattoo artist with permanent ink." I said. "I have one." I said, taking off my hoodie and pulling up my sleeve.

"Woah." they gasped. "It hurts a lot when you first get it..." I said, pulling my sleeve down. "Spike, take this down." said Twilight Sparkle. A baby dragon appeared with parchment and a quill. Spike wrote:

Dear Princess Celestia,

A human has come to Ponyville...By mistake. We want to know how to get him home, or at least know for sure how he got here. Please let us know what we should do.

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle

Spike breathed green fire, and the letter disappeared. Soon enough, he burped up a reply. Twilight read it aloud. "My dearest Twilight Sparkle, I suggest that you bring this human to Canterlot as soon as you possibly can. Sincerely, Princess Celestia."Twilight Sparkle read aloud. "Well, I guess we're going to Canterlot."

(A/N: I got the tattoo picture from Google. I also don't own MLP: Friendship is magic.)

Thanks for reading!