I Killed Fitty Men, Not Ponies
Chapter 7
Previous Chapter Next Chapteri ran outside the barn.
i noticed that AJ, Big Hankintosh, Granny, and Applebloom were already outside.
AJ ran to me.
"Did y'all heard that BRWAH sound?"
i nodded.
Kool-Aid spoke up.
"Sounded like it came from the Evergreen Forest."
i guess that's the forest where i came from.
i cleared mah throat.
"i'll go check it out"
i ran towards the forest before any of the Apples could stop me.
Along mah way, i ran into Mark, who was flying by.
"You heard that sound?" he asked.
i nodded.
"Yeah. Its mah son."
Mark blinked.
"You never told me about your son."
i chuckled.
"NOT the best son in the world. i'm gonna find him. Wanna come?"
Mark shrugged.
"Sure"
Me and Mark went into the Evergreen forest.
"Calm down, Hank" a chubby dark Earth pony said. He had a brown mane and tail.
"Hey man i tell ya what man dang o' things look dang o' colorful man yo" a tan pegasus said. He had a light yellow mane and tail.
"Jesus christ, what the hell is this place?" a brown unicorn with a black mane and tail asked.
An orange pegasus, with a light brown mane and tail, just stood there, his face full of excitement. He was wearing sunglasses and an orange cap.
A light brown unicorn, with a dark brown mane and tail, just stood there shaking his head and adjusting his glasses.
"Kahn's right" he said. "Where are we?"
The orange pegasus snapped back to reality and answered:
"This looks like the Evergreen forest from that episode when the Mane 6 accuse Zecora of..."
"We just want the name of the dang forest Dale" the light brown unicorn muttered.
"Dang old Zecora?" the tan pegasus asked.
"What's a Zecora?" the chubby Earth pony asked.
The orange pegasus grinned nervously.
"Well um..."
"Hey! i see them!" somepony shouted.
The light brown unicorn widen his eyes.
"Is that...?"
A pegasus with light green skin, orange mane/tail , and sunglasses landed on the ground.
Right next to him was an Earth pony with raggy skin, army green skin, white mane/tail, and eyes the color of blood.
The pegasus raised an eyebrow.
"You know these guys"
The Earth pony sighed and nodded.
He walked up to the light brown unicorn.
"Hello Hank Hill" was all he needed to say.
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