i woke up.

i checked if i was a horse.

Good. Still a horse. Damn what a party! Mark was right! It did kick ass!

i got off the hay and stretched my arms.

"Wonder whats fer breakfast?"

i walked to AJ's house.

i reached the front door and knocked.

That small pony, Apple Bloom, opened the door and smiled.

"Mornin' Mr. Cotton Hill!"

i resisted the urge to facehoof. "Call me Cotton, young'un."

She frowned. "I will...IF you don't call me young'un"

i couldn't help but laugh. "Oooooohhhh, i'm so scared of a young'un."

She frowned more. i patted her head and went inside.

i saw Granny Smith cooking breakfast.

"Mornin' Cotton"

i let out a relieved sigh. She remembered to call me Cotton.

She gave me a plate full of pancakes. Finally no more pies.

As i dug in, Hankintosh interrupted me.

"So what are ya gonna now Cotton? You found a job?"

i stopped and spit out mah food. i don't have a job! How can i get some cash?

"If you want, you can work for us."

i shrugged. Problem solved. "Fair enough. Now shut up and let me eat, Hank"

As i continued eating, Clifford the Big Red Dog looked confused. "Hank?"

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After breakfast

i met up wit the stupid red horse outside.

"So wat the hell do you want me to do?"

He looked at me wit a confused look.

But eventually he went towards an apple tree. He turned around and kicked the tree wit his legs.

Eventually the apples fell into tis basket that was next to the tree.

"After that," Hank said, "You hook'em up to a harness, toss 'em on your back, and take'em to the storage barns."

i shrugged. "Fair enough Hank"

He frowned. "Please stop calling me that."

i rolled mah eyes. "Whatever you say, Kool-Aid" i said as i pushed him aside and went to a tree.

i turned around and gave the sum of a bitch a good kick.

Surprisingly, the apples fell from the tree. Thank God i have mah shins back.

i frowned at Hank. "You can go now, i got tis"

He frowned and went away.

Ugh, i thought he'll never go away.

Well time to get to work.

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3 Hours of kicking trees

Damn. Why the hell are there so many trees?

Thank God for AJ and Hank to help me out on kicking the trees.

i went to the barn. Better take a nap.

As i went there i saw AJ and tis white unicorn pony wit wings and a crown. Heh. She had a sun on her ass.

AJ smiled. "Good. Yer here. I'll leave you alone with Princess Celestia"

Wat? Princess? A WOMAN RULER?-!-?-!-?

As soon as AJ left, it was just me and this princess bitch.

"It's not nice to call someone a 'bitch' Mr. Cotton Hill" she said.

Wait? How did she-?-!

Can she read mah mind?-!-?-!

"No I can't read your mind Cotton" she said smiling.

i dropped mah jaw.

i glared at her "Who the hell are you?"

She replied "I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria."

i shook mah head. "No male president?"

She laughed. "No respect for women as usual. Along with your son, Hank Hill."

What the fuck...?

"HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ME?-!"

She continued to smile. "I knew that eventually you were going to die on Earth."

Wat...? "How the hell do ya know?"

"My secret" she said.

i gritted mah teeth. "So what do you want?"

She sighed. "To warn you about some new visitors that will arrive shortly."

i grunted. "Like i care."

She smiled. "Don't care about meeting your son, Hank Hill, and his friends and neighbor?"

WHAT?-!-?-!-?-!-?

"You see, their world is about to end. However, I will make sure that they will enter in this world, so that you don't have to be alone."

i didn't say anything. i didn't HAVE to...

She laughed. "I'll give you some time alone. Goodbye Cotton. Tell Dale Gribble I said hi and welcome to Equestria. He'll understand."

She left, leaving me to stand there.

AJ eventually came back. "Everything alright Cotton"

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"Please leave me alone" was all i have to say.

AJ shrugged. "Alright Cotton. See you tomorrow."

She left. i wanted to goddamn yell...

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The next day...

i yawned.

Is it true what the princess said?

She can't be tr...

"BRWAHH!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!"

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