Sometimes, trying to convince your psychiatrist that you actually swapped bodies with a pretty purple pony princess from Equestria, can be awfully frustrating. Yeesh.

In which Rainbow Dash underestimates the power of a butterfly.

Cadance is trapped. Help her escape. Hurry now, time is running out.

Fear claws at her heart as a dragoness scribes a pattern on the concrete floor of her bunker. A pattern that could spell the end of her. A pattern she has no choice but to complete if she wants to escape. A pattern that will take her to a new world.

You find yourself face to face with a rather bizarre creature that calls herself Twilight Sparkle. Despite breaking everything and trying to sleep in your bed, she's convinced you're fictional and that you should be friends.

A human with the superpower to make anypony feel incredibly itchy... really wants to spend his time doing better things.

Writing in a journal to express your feelings can be difficult. The task is onerous but fulfilling. Personal thoughts and opinions clash and meld together, but you come out stronger because of it.

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Twilight discovers a mysterious typewriter left on her doorstep. Excited, she brings it inside to write out some stories...

When you stress-eat you're guaranteed to put on some weight, but not if you're an immortal alicorn... or Discord.

Celestia wanted cake, but why couldn't she get any?

Ever since I first learnt how to fly, I was determined to touch the sky. The beauty of our world during flight is hard to describe, but I'll do my best for you. Let me tell you what it is like to fly.

David knows that taking the Red Pill is a huge mistake.

David knows that pissing off Twilight was a huge mistake.

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