In the desolate land far from Equestria, a rather special, if somewhat unscrupulous and vindictive, filly gets her cutie mark.

Soldiers of the Canterlot Winged Corps must deliver a water purification chip to one of Equestria's many Facilities. Standing in their way is a desolate wasteland teeming with bloodthirsty marauders made mad by the Plague.

Thorax has assembled all the boys from all the high schools of Canterlot City to stop the Battle of the Bands. How? The only way a man can. By denying release to the ones who keep it running. Why? Because it's a pain in the ass, that's why!

Hark, and come hither, ye curious gentlefolk. Take heed to your Princess' glorious tale of valour and heroism against those dastardly slubberdegullions who would seek to make our glorious city of Canterlot a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You play as Joffrey Baratheon, who has been summoned to Equestria for a special purpose after brushing with death..

Twilight Sparkle meets Donald Trump and grows to love him.