He grumbled slightly. His mouth tasted dry, his head throbbed like he was being stomped, his stomach growled for food. He felt the warmth of sun light combined with the slicing coolness of cold wind blowing on his face. He actually ended up growling at the cold and bright sun.

"Growling this fine morning?" Some feminine-commanding voice said. "Why would you growl today of all days?"

He gave a curious hum.

"Hunnnnnny? You awake?" The voice repeated, it's owner trying to make it go cute, but not working due to its overall tone.

He took a second to register that. 'Hunny'? Who was calling him: hunny?

"Sweetness?" Said the voice, a warm limb touched his face.

Finally...Nate opened his eyes and was blinded by the sun light. The cold wind from an open window, as it would seem, stung his eyes with the piercingly low temperature they carried. He gave a light gasp out of surprise as he clenched his eyes shut.

"Oh wake up!" The voice said with a fore running light laugh.

Nate felt a pair of lips touch his, a tongue almost entering. His eyes shot open with surprise and fear. His mind almost shouting "RAPE!". The tongue that entered his mouth was slimmey, warm, and moist (Basically it....was a tongue.). It got just past his teeth before he started coughing and gagging into the mouth of the kisser.

"Oh!" The voice exclaimed in shock as she broke away from his mouth. "Nate! Whats wrong? Did I go too far in?"

Nate's eyes got past the sun-based-blindness and wind chill. They focused on the being before him.

This being was about his size. She was white, with a long multicolor constantly moving mane......wait......'mane?'.

I kissed a pony?!

"Y-you're a pony?" Nate asked.

"Of course? What did you expect? A chimera?" The large pony asked. Again coming in for a kiss. At this time Nate's mind was swirling as a tongue pinned his to his right cheek.

What to do....what to do....panic and resist? Go with the flow?

In the few beginning seconds of the kiss Nate just contemplated what to do. Then suddenly it hit him. His eyes had seen the large white pony on top of him before...

PRINCESS CELESTIA!

Then millions of images flashed through his brain of the very pony he was getting frenched by, in a show he had watched the previous night. She was a cartoon Princess he had attempted to draw and even written odd fanfiction about. (Oh hey...) Then he opened his eyes and looked at the closed eyes of the Princess in perfectly clarity. Upon seeing evidence of the fact that "Yes. This is real.".

He then shouted a very loud swear into the Princess's mouth with the adjective "Holy". The two broke away. Celestia alarmed at the sudden excitement. Nate in surprise that he was being kissed by a pony; not just any pony however. A Princess!

"You're a pony!" Nate exclaimed pointing a hoof at her, scooting away to the edge of the bed. His eyes widened as he looked down at his hoof then at his body. "I'm a pony!"

Nate's eyes widened to the sizes of dinner plates. Celestia approached him, a worried look across her face. "Whats wrong with you?" she asked in a caring voice.

"I-I'm a pony!" He exclaimed again. His eyes nearly popping out of his head.

"Are you a broken record today?" Celestia asked. "Please. Calm down and let's talk."

"I-I'm a p-pony, right?" Nate asked, trembling from head to tail. His light brown body vibrating like a giant silent alarm clock, his dark black mane a mess. Celestia knew his eyes to be of gentle expressions; at this moment however, they were in shock and panicking. His mouth, usually a place of support; further displaying a gentle expression with maybe and added smile or grin; was currently in a deep frown.

"Yes, Nate." Celestia said a with a careful nod. "You are a pony. You've always been a pony. You are a stallion born in Ponyvile under the unique name 'Nate' by unknown parents. Your current age is 17 years of 12 months a piece. I am Princess Celestia, the goddess of the sun, you and I met 9 months ago on your birthday. We had been friends for 3 or 4 months and then I invited you here and we shared a quick kiss that led to the two of us being a couple." She said hoping this mental episode was a simple case of amnesia.

Nate looked down at his hooves. Calming down. His eyes, seemed to morph from panicking trembling eyes to the gentle ones Celestia had come to know and love. She smiled as his body slowly stopped trembling as he came to understand that everything happening at this time was real. He sighed.

"I-I'm not asleep? This isn't a dream? What the h*** has happened to me? Where are my hands?" He asked himself in a near whisper as he examined his body.

His eyes grew even calmer, his body grew steadier as his horn glowed. He kept his head tilted down at his fore hooves. Celestia felt a strong magical aura surround her horn and pull her closer to him. Until their noses were centimeters away. Nate looked up stared into her eyes. He looked at her with an expression of curiosity.

"Your the Princess of the Sun. Ruler of Equestria. Mentor of the now Princess Twilight Sparkle." He stated keeping a calm posture.

"Yes. That is all correct."

"You are a background character on the hit children's show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." He stated bluntly his gaze growing a tad more serious. "This is all physically impossible. Even the very magic I seem to be able to use like second nature. is a scientific anomaly. I must ask since at the moment you seem like you'd know the answer. Where is Earth? Where is the United States of America? Florida? Where is my hometown? Where are my friends and family?" He asked in a serious near-whisper. Not daring to blink or break eye contact with the Pony Princess.

"I have no knowledge of any of that. I can tell you where your hometown is. It's south of here. Ponyvile. You have four very close friends two with names as strange as your own." She answered giving him a soft loving eye to counter his intense gaze and hopefully calm him. "One is named Justin. The other Jessica. I think the Jessica one is some sort of Artist."

Nate's magical aura released Celestia. "Is this all real?"

"Yes! It's all real. Every bit of it. Just take a deep breath and let's discuss what thoughts or supposed knowledge has driven you into this state. Let's start with...'Earth.'....." She suggested hoping to acquire some idea of what thoughts were going through Nate's head at the moment.

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