“Man I hate trains.” Dash said uncomfortable. We were alone in a large cart of the train, beds were on either side with a small divider between the next bed, a walk way was between us, Twilight and Dash sat next to each other, a little bit more than a yard apart.

“Really?” Twilight asked looking up from a spell book I had given her.

“Yeah now that I can go from Los Pegasus to Filly Delphia in an hour or two, they are so slow!”

“You need to keep your energy,” I said and they looked at me. “While this should be a simple thing to do, the Egg Con is a dangerous opponent none the less. If it gets the chance it’ll kill you. It’s attacking Dodge City because it wants to die, and to do that it wants to take others with it.”

“That’s stupid,” Dash grumbled. “Why can’t it just die with honor like the rest of us?”

“It doesn’t like ponies.”

“That’s even more stupid!”

“Still, you need to save your energy, that’s why I’m not teleporting. I need to make sure I can handle it, and these creatures are more powerful than in my world, so we need to be extra careful.”

“Alright.” Dash whined and Twilight looked at her book then at me after a few minutes thinking.

“How’s it going with Pinkie?” Twilight asked biting her lip.

“You going to shoot me with magic again?”

“No.”

“Fine, but we’re not dating, I’m not dating Trixie either, but apparently that doesn’t make them pause. They love teaming up against me.”

“Like what do you do?” Dash asked blushing getting a little excited. I chuckled pulling Twilight across the walkway to me.

“Do you really want me to show you?” Dash giggled turning really red. Twilight looked at me blushing as well. “Come on Twilight, don’t you want to show dash what I do with Pinkie, I promise you it’ll be all you’ll ever need to know.”

“No, no I-I’m good.”

“You asked.”

“I didn’t mean it like that.”

“Really, come on, I haven’t had an alicorn in a very long time, it’ll be fun, I know all the right spots.” I scratched lightly along her lower wing making her yip. I went up to her ear speaking smoothly. “I know you can feel it, as that drip of sweat rolling down your back, cooling you ever so slightly to the heat the invades your body.” She swallowed.

“I-can’t, I’m a princess.”

“You can, because you’re considering it.”

“I’m a princess.”

“You can be a naughty princess as well, I’m sure Celestia would love the idea of you writing your experience to her, and all that you learned.” I licked her spine putting a seal on her back without either of them noticing and Dash shook with excitement. I started laughing and she bit her lip, I set her back into her seat. “I’m only joking through, I would never do that to you or Dash without your consent.” Both of them were very red making me grin.

“I don’t know about that.” Dash said looking at me.

“Really?” I pulled Dash over to me making her look at me surprised. “Then how about we have Twilight watch? We have this whole cart to ourselves, and we have another short while till we reach Dodge City, I’m sure you both could finish by then.” They looked around

“But isn’t that cheating on Pinkie?” Twilight asked.

“No, because if that were true, Trixie would be a problem, and she never said I couldn’t, plus she’s different. Dash on the other hand.” I reached around the front feeling her belly. “I’m sure she would welcome it. I’ve seen you peek through the window.” She gasped as I grabbed her breast putting a seal under my hand on her.

“Wait, but, you never said.”

“I know you’ve been watching since early on, long before you tried ambushing me after dinner. You just enjoyed watching us, you don’t think I couldn’t hear you?”

“Dash,” Twilight said making them both turn red. “You watched and did that!”

“I-I didn’t know he knew!”

“And wouldn’t that be like calling the kettle black Twilight? The last two days has had more than just Dash watching. Only Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy haven’t tried watching, and I know Applejack as been tempted by Dash here.”

“I swear I won’t do it again,” Dash said. “Can you let me go?” I chuckled licking her neck making her quiver.

“Alright, you can have your fun watching, if that’s how you want it.” I let go of her and she sat back onto her seat. I smiled and they stayed quiet trying to keep their mind off of me staring at them.

Honestly it was a bit weird to be the center of four mares, Trixie and Pinkie were fine, but it was just weird with Twilight and Dash. I had a nagging feeling Dash was watching for a while, but I hadn’t known for sure, and Twilight was just a wild guess. I hadn’t assumed they shared everything as friends, though it wouldn’t surprise me.

“So tell me, I’m wondering, you two ever hit up Big Mac?” They both paused. “That’s a fine piece of stallion.”

“Wait you swing that way?!” Dash asked now excited again.

“Of course not, but you are mares, don’t you have any interests? I mean sure watching me and Pinkie can get your jollies.” They blushed red again. “But till you get the real thing inside you, that’s all it is, watching.”

“I thought Fluttershy liked him.” Twilight said.

“So you girls don’t share partners?”

“Of course not!” Dash said. “If a relationship is privet then we don’t care, that’s their personal business. We would never spy on a friend like that, I mean you and Pinkie are different, you guys openly shove it into every pony’s face. Also the only reason I started spying on you in the first place because I thought you were hiding something. It kind of went a little wrong after I saw, then really wrong. I’m sorry.” She looked down.

“It’s fine, I don’t care, but that’s hardly fair you’ve seen everything.” She blushed a little bit.

“I-I don’t know what you mean?” She looked away nervous and I chuckled.

“And you Twilight, I’m not surprised, but I am.”

“What do you mean by that?” Twilight asked.

“Well I assumed you would, you’re a book worm, you don’t get out much, but I thought you would have better control of yourself.”

“I’m sorry as well, I just wanted to know, I’ve never done anything like that before and, I thought it would be good to learn.”

“First hoof experience will be the best for you, of course though it won’t be with me that you do it with on this train.”

“What?!” Both of them said at the same time and looked at each other.

“Listen I’m not gay,” Dash said. “I wouldn’t share my stallion with any other pony, if he isn’t loyal, then he isn’t worth having.”

“I’m the same way.” Twilight said.

“Oh come now Twilight, you can’t tell me that you haven’t thought of roughing up Celestia’s feathers.” Her eyes went wide. “Just imagine her taking you, and telling her most faithful student to enjoy herself, as she took you under her wing. So slowly kissing your body, going down ever so slowly.” She went completely red covering her face. “Now that’s the color I want to see you showing. I hit the nail on the head.”

“I-I would never think thoughts like that.” I appeared in front of her making her jump, I tilted her a little making her fall back onto pillows belly up.

“Really?” I rubbed her side a little bit shocking her. “You wouldn’t beg your princess and moan her name as she licked her insides. Making your body tense with pleasure and desire, hoping dearly she would will let you do the same to her, as you feel your legs tremble with fierce excitement?” She gasped for a moment making me look down.

“Did she just.” Dash asked.

“She’s clearly never touched herself that long, how long has it been since you’ve started to enjoy yourself?”

“Just, a few days.” Twilight blushed, but this was from embarrassment this time. “I never really thought about it till lately. It’s just, with you around, I realized that we really don’t have that many male counterparts.”

“You feel done? Or can I handle Dash now?”

“What?” Dash asked as I appeared next to her. She looked at me.

“Come on Dash that’s hardly fair to Twilight if she’s alone in this endeavor, wouldn’t you think?”

“I think you’re going toooooooooo.” She said as I rubbed her side and she gasped making my smile disappear.

“No way!” I turned her over quickly, and she was done. “You’re done even faster than her, and I didn’t have to do anything but touch you a little, no foreplay. That’s just not fair you know, you two really need to find a good stallion. I mean Dash I thought you of all ponies would be able to last a lot longer.”

“Well you just, I don’t know, gosh, I’ve been like this since we started the train ride and, well your touch just felt really good. Also you grabbing me didn’t help! I like it rough, so, it was, um, good.” She blushed and then turned over covering her face with a pillow. “I can’t believe I just said that!” I chuckled going back over to my seat.

“Twilight you should talk to Celestia about those feelings.”

“What no, I couldn’t do that! And I have no feelings like that.”

“Why Twilight Sparkle.” Her eyes went wide seeing Celestia. “I had no idea you felt like that toward me.”

“Princess!” Dash said.

“Quiet,” I said and she looked at me. “It’s not real, I just cast a spell, she can’t really hear us right now, watch.”

“That’s, um, cruel.” Dash whispered as she started to watch.

“Please I didn’t mean.” Twilight said scared.

“Twilight Sparkle, you know I love you with all my heart, why wouldn’t you tell me of these feelings.”

“But Princess Celestia, I thought, I’m your student.”

“And you think I wouldn’t be willing to teach you everything I know? I myself have had many loves, and have had many relationships. I raised you up so wonderfully, if you only asked me, do you really think I would tell you no?”

“But, I didn’t know, I assumed something like that would be forbidden.”

“Twilight Sparkle, no one would ever need to know.” Celestia went to Twilight’s ear and whispered gently. “All you ever would have to do, is ask me.” She paused and looked around a little bit.

“H-how did we get to your royal chambers?” She blushed.

“We teleported, now then, is there something you want to ask me?” Twilight looked at her blushing. Dash was cracking up excited and I appeared next to her. She looked at me with surprise.

“What are you doing?” She whispered.

“If this plays out don’t you want some help?” I whispered and she blush, then looked around for a few seconds.

“I-I.” She swallowed. “Would.” She gave in wonderfully. “But won't she notice that there’s nothing there?”

“Nope, that magic creates like a doll, I perfected it.”

“Why would you need to perfect a spell like that?” I looked away for a moment.

“Sometimes letting go isn’t easy.” I said smiling and rubbing her nipples making her bite her lip a little. “Just like letting go of something as soft as these.

“Um, Celestia.” Twilight said.

“Yes Twilight Sparkle?”

“Would you, no I can’t ask.”

“Twilight, there is nothing you need to be afraid to ask me, I know you, and there is no shame in what you feel.” Twilight kissed Celestia making Dash watch with bated breath as Twilight let Celestia take control.

“Please Celestia, will you love me?”

“Of course Twilight Sparkle, I'll do my very best to make you happy.” She blushed smiling as Celestia kissed slowly making Twilight start to breathe shallow. “I’m glad you came to me, I'll make sure you learn all you want from this.”

I covered Dash’s mouth with one hand as I went in with two of my claws, stopping her from gasping and moaning.

“Careful Dash.” She looked at me a little panicked. “You wouldn’t want to wake them up would you?” She looked back at them and I twisted a little making her cover her out mouth from moaning.

Twilight gasped as Celestia kissed her blub and then licked it lightly making her tense her whole body. Celestia kissed closely making Twilight wetter. Celestia smiled kissing the other side before kissing right in the middle of Twilights sweet lips.

“Now Twilight pay close attention, there’s always something to be learned from everything we do.” She winked licking and Twilight took in a layered gasped. She moaned very cutely, as Celestia went in licking lightly with her tongue.

“Enjoying the view Dash?” She nodded having a hard time breathing, having to keep her mouth closed the entire time. “Here let me help you with that.” I made a ball gag with holes appear putting it into her mouth allowing her to breathe normally.

“Thanks.” She said with her mouth full.

“The show’s far from over.” She turned and I went down licking her making her gasp very quietly and look at me as I started on her, making her look at them.

“You have to really enjoy yourself Twilight,” Celestia said. “And you want to make your partner really want it before going deep. You want to make them beg you almost for it.” She licked around Twilight’s rose lips. “Don’t just jump in, you’ll want more than a simple taste from any partner, but right when you feel their body desire it, the smallest of shocks will make you know to go into them, and really enjoy it.”

Celestia went in and Twilight didn’t last more than a few seconds finishing easily with dash, both of them moaning at the same time making me smile. I went up to Dash’s ear blowing lightly making her look at me.

“Now didn’t that feel better than simple hooves?” She bit the ball harder. “Wouldn’t you want more than that? Or are you satisfied?” Just then the horn blew for the train making my magic wear off as Twilight was kissing Celestia.

“What just happen?” Twilight asked, then looked at me and Dash.

“Sorry the spell wore off.” I said and she went red with embarrassment before it went red with anger. “You’ll cool off or I'll tell Celestia that her most faithful student has the heat for her teacher.” Her jaw dropped. “This is pay back.” I growled at both of them. “You had no right to do that to me, and now we’re even. I have black mail to shut you both up. So just try me and see how far I'll go.” They both stared at me.

“That’s evil.” Twilight said, and I chuckled lightly.

“Don’t forget you were spying on me!” Both of them blushed. “At least you got a taste of something sweet. So how are you both going to act?”

“I’m sorry.” Dash said.

“If you don’t tell I won't.” Twilight said.

“That’s right, I would get into trouble, your teacher would understand your feelings, but me, she would kill me for doing that to you. Then again, I’m sure letting her know about those feelings aren’t on the menu.”

“No.”

“At least you know you love her.” I smiled making her smile.

“Yeah I do love her, wait if that was a spell.”

“Felt real didn’t it? I can make any pony you want, a surrounding that your comfortable with, anything you like.”

“That’s amazing.”

“Yes, and I’m very good at it, even though you knew you were on a train, and we had just been talking to us, you thought it was completely real. I can do that with any pony you like, any time, or place. Also unless I let others watch, no pony can see you, it’ll end up looking like you’re in a big black ball.”

“So wait, any pony?” Dash asked.

“Yes, it works off your mind not mine, I would just need a name.”

“Could I do Soarin?” I smiled and she paused. “Well screw about being embarrassed, you’ve eaten me out, I’ve had a crush on him for a while.”

“Dash.” Twilight said.

“Just saying, I mean wouldn’t you want to try Luna, Princess of Princesses.” I chuckled and so did Dash making Twilight turn a little pale. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell any pony, but you can’t try making fun of me for this. We all did things on this train we don’t want out. So how about it, could you do it?”

“Well we probably have a day before we have to deal with Egg Con.” I said moving the window blinds looking out. “Once we get to the inn.” We all got up as the train blew it’s horn again, and we all got up. I snapped my claws cleaning us all up. We got off the train with just two suit cases. Dodge city was much like Apple Loosa, but no tall buildings really. We went to the local in and the inn keeper looked at us.

“Can I, Princess Twilight!” He shouted shocked.

“Hey,” Twilight said. “Three rooms, singles and next to each other if you have them.”

“One second let me check.” She pulled out some papers and looked through it for a few seconds. “I’m sorry, it would seem we have only one spare room. As you can see we’re readying for Rope Egg festival, it’s a holiday around these parts, so I’m afraid we don’t have the rooms to really spare.”

“It’s fine,” I said and they all looked at me. “I wouldn’t be getting any sleep anyway, you two can have the room.”

“Are you sure?” Twilight asked.

“He said yeah.” Dash said rolling her eyes.

“Alright we’ll take it,” Twilight said and handed him the room fee. “If you change your mind I guess we can stick you in a basket.” Dash chuckled. He handed Twilight a key.

“If you need anything or a room comes open we will inform you right away,” the inn keeper said. “How long will you be staying?”

“Just the night and into tomorrow.” I answered picking up their luggage.

“Very good, I thank you for staying at our inn it is an honor.” We went up to the room and I chuckled a little seeing one bed as I set down the luggage. Both of them looked at each other now having the thoughts planted in their head.

“That’s not funny!” Dash said.

“You bet your tail it is.” I said laughing. I went over to the window and looked outside, it was night time already. We were on the second story so it gave a clear view to the badlands from here.

“So tell us about the Egg Con.” Twilight said and I didn’t look away.

“It’ll come tomorrow for sure, it’s a giant egg, we just have to smash it a ton till it breaks and can’t get up. It’s shell is as hard as steel, it’s an simple brute task, but it’ll take at least three sonic rain booms to bring it down completely, or one powerful spell.”

“Sweet,” Dash said. “I’ve been wanting to show my stuff off!” I smiled.

“You’ll get your chance, do either of you want anything? I’m not going to sleep tonight, never could on the battlefield.”

“Maybe something before bed would be nice, we didn’t eat much on the train.” Twilight said thinking.

“I'll be back shortly then.” I left them going out onto the street looking around a little bit before finding a late night open store. I went inside getting food for them, then started heading back to the inn.

“Watch out! I can’t stop!” I turned as a black unicorn filly on a runaway barrel came barreling toward me rather fast. I stuck out my foot stopping the barrel cold and launching the filly off of it. I caught her and she swallowed looking at me.

“Little young to be barrel running don’t you think?” She chuckled.

“Lilly!” I looked at two adult earth ponies. I paused for a moment, they smelled odd for ponies, something just wasn’t right, but it wasn’t my problem. “I’m terribly sorry, dragon?” I held out the shy filly named Lilly and the father took her, turning to leave scolding Lilly.

“It’s no problem, I’m just glad I was in the way.” I pointed behind me at a wagon full of pitch forks. “Or you would have had one messy night.”

“Thank you so much!” The mare said.

“You’re welcome, but really it wasn’t a problem, anyone would have done the same if they could.”

“Still thank you, wait come back here you two!” She shouted and the stallion brought back Lilly. He set her down.

“Now apologize to him, he saved your life!” She scolded and Lilly looked behind me at the cart with wide eyes.

“Thank you mister!” She said bowing her head. “I’d be skewed if it wasn’t for you!”

“Really it’s no problem, um but is this your barrel?”

“Oh,” the stallion said putting it onto his back. “Hey how would you like to join us for some dinner, we got the finest apple pies around.” I smiled. Applejack held that spot for me, and it would hard to beat.

“I’d love to, but I actually have to get back to my group, they’ll be mad if I just blow them off.”

“Oh they can come.” The mare said.

“Um,” the stallion started giving the mare a look. “How many are in your group?”

“Two mares, but I just got food and I always make enough for eight, if you let me I'll cook us all something good to go with those pies.”

“Sound wonderful, it would be our pleasure.”

“Do you have a kitchen, I was just going to hope the inn did.”

“Yes, actually there’s an open one where we’ll be eating.” The mare said.

“Great, give me five minutes and I'll be right back. We had a long train ride here.”

“I'll be here,” the stallion said. “Honey why don’t you and Lilly go get everything set up. I'll wait for him and his friends.”

“Alright.” The mare said. They walked off and I paused as she hit Lilly on her side just before going out of my sight. I growled lightly, and then I walked up to the room. I walked in as Dash and Twilight laughed. They looked at me.

“Yay food.” Dash said.

“Hey I saved some filly, her parents invited us for some apple pie. They have a kitchen so come on.”

“Okay.” Twilight said getting up with Dash. We went outside and ponies bowed seeing Twilight. The Lilly’s father’s eyes went big and bowed almost too fast.

“Princess Twilight!” He said. “It’s an honor! And Rainbow Dash, it is truly a honor to meet both of you.”

“It’s nice to meet you to.” Dash said smiling.

“Please come this way, my wife will be very pleased.”

“Lead the way.” He started sweating a little bit and I padded him on the back.

“Don’t sweat it,” I said. “They’re just like any other ponies, no need to be nervous, they have to eat to.”

“Right.” He said with a nervous laugh. We got to a large table area with a ton of ponies sitting around talking in a cheerful mood. I smiled seeing a open kitchen area. A single gasp made everything go eerily quiet. I paused looking around, and every single pony was staring at us.

“It’s Princess Twilight and Caption Rainbow Dash!” Some pony shouted and every pony in sight bowed. They smiled a little bit.

“Please don’t mind us.” Twilight said. Fillies and colts lined up to Dash to get her autograph and Twilight talked to several rather important looking ponies. I started to make some food and the other ponies backed away from me a little as I used my magic. The mare and stallion looked nervous sitting across from them, several ponies tried to move them, but my shield around them stopped the ponies.

“You must be Spike!” One of the chefs said and I looked at him for a few moments. “I see you’re the dragon chef I’ve heard so much about.”

“Sorry I’m Seffron, I’m just accompany the princess for this trip.”

“Oh, well I can cook for you if you like.” I chuckled putting my food on plates I bought from the store.

“No need, I don’t want to trouble you for something that’s my job, and I enjoy cooking, here try.” I got a spoon picking it up and holding it out. He took the bite and his eyes went wide with surprise.

“That’s wonderful!” He shouted and several ponies looked at me.

“Thanks, anyway I have some ponies to feed.” I went over to the table and the plates landed in front of them.

“Alright every pony,” Dash said standing up. “Sorry but it’s time for us to eat, and we don’t want to get hammered while we are enjoying our meal.” A few groans followed but the ponies dispersed rather slowly.

“I’m sorry about that,” Twilight said to the stallion and mare which simply grinned. “We are rather well known.”

“Oh that’s fine,” the mare said. “It was a pleasant surprise to meet you Princess Twilight Sparkle.”

“I’m glad, we weren’t planning on going out, but Seffron said something about you inviting us for apple pie, and we wouldn’t be rude.”

“He saved Lilly our little filly,” the stallion said and we all chuckled a little. “We wanted to say thank you. Though I thought your pet dragon was Spike, I didn’t realize you had an older dragon as your pet as well.”

“I’m not her pet.” I said with a chuckle and Twilight covered her mouth hiding a laugh, Dash was laughing.

“Oh?”

“He’s,” Twilight paused. “More like my guard I suppose, he’s much more than a pet, a pet I could control.” I laughed a little. “He’s really more like a guard, I suppose I’ve never ordered him around before, but he’s more the soldier than anything else.”

“I see that makes sense, I don’t know why I heard you had a baby dragon pet.”

“Oh I have a baby dragon named Spike, but he’s not a pet, he’s more like.”

“Her foal,” Twilight blushed and they all looked at me. “She really treats him like her own offspring. He’s normally her assistant, but she loves him a lot. He’s a very kind dragon, I like him a lot, he reminds me of me.” Both Dash and Twilight laughed.

“That’s funny.” Dash said padding my back.

“Why’s that funny?” Lilly asked.

“Oh he’s Spike from another world,” Dash said with a smile. “Sorry, I suppose that was more an inside joke. Anyway don’t worry about it.”

“Right.” The stallion said.

“Food.” Twilight said and we all started to eat. All of them were very pleased with the food making me smile a little bit.

“This is amazing!” The mare said.

“Thank you, I pride myself in making the best food.” She blushed.

“I guess my apple pie might be a bit bland compared to this.”

“Give yourself credit,” Dash said. “Being a mother is hard enough, the fact you found time to make any apple pie at all is a great thing.” She smiled.

“Plus,” I started. “You honestly cannot make apple pie taste bad.” They all chuckled. “I know for a fact I haven’t tasted a single one which was bad, and I’ve tasted hundreds. You can’t mess it up, not joking, and it goes with everything.”

“So true.” The stallion said smiling. All together, Twilight and her friends were great ponies, they were just plain nice. It made me almost despise them for how different our worlds were. We started on the apple pie, but it wasn’t nearly Applejack’s pie, but it was great none the less. How could someone not like apple pie?

We finished parting ways and we went back to the room. The inn keeper was knocking on our door.

“Hello.” Dash said and he turned.

“Oh hello, the room right next to yours opened up.”

“That’s great,” Twilight said giving him some gold bits. “I guess you got a room tonight Seffron.”

“No you two can have them, I told you before I’m not going to sleep tonight.”

“Oh.” He handed the key to Dash and she smiled.

“Sweet my own room. Seffron I want to talk to you for a little bit.”

“Sure let me grab you bag.” Twilight and I went back inside the first room and I grabbed Dash’s bag. “I'll be back over in a little while, don’t lock me out.” She nodded and I went into Dash’s room and she was laying on the bed on her back.

“Hey.” Dash said excited as I closed the door setting the bag down.

“So?” I asked.

“Yeah, will you cast that one spell you did on the train, and can you make the room sound proof, I want to moan loud.”

“You do realize it’ll have his actual size right?” She paused. “My spell works in perfection, by being able to see everything of the pony you want. So don’t complain if he’s small or something like that, it won’t change the size.”

“Wait so if I’m not enjoying myself can I change to another partner?” I went up to her going close to her face.

“Yes, just say change and the name, but if you want something with real meat on its bones, know I’m free to go any time you want.” She blushed. “But one spell coming up.” I clapped and a black bubble appeared around her bed. I went to the other bedroom and Twilight looked at me as I closed the door locking it.

“Hey.” Twilight said laying on the bed.

“How are you?” I asked.

“Fine, why is something wrong?”

“No, I’m just going to be staring out your window watching, we always came too late to save ponies, now we’re early, I just want to make sure the Egg Con doesn’t show up early in the night and start attacking.”

“Oh.”

“I also don’t want you being alone.”

“Why?”

“Do royalty not have to worry about getting filly-napping or generally have to worry about getting killed?”

“No we do, but there, wait never mind. I have a lot of enemies, I never thought about it but they could attack me at any time. I have no defenses up. For all I know, I could get killed in my sleep.” I appeared next to her making her gasp a little.

“First of all I wouldn’t let that happen, second of all do you want another spell like the last one?” She blushed looking around for a few seconds. She nodded and I smiled stepping back and clapping. A black ball appeared around her and I went to the window watching.

“Celestia, that tickles.” Twilight said making me cover my mouth to laugh.

The town was rather lively tonight, whatever they were celebrating was a big deal for them. I sighed and watched the badlands feeling the slight rumble of the Egg Con’s footsteps as it got closer, and closer.