"Hi, Mary Sue of DELOS again. For those of you who don't know what DELOS is . . . well, as we've always said, 'DELOS is the vacation spot to end all vacation spots'. At DELOS, you get your choice of the vacation you want; there's Aviworld, Magicworld, and of course, Dodgeworld. Let's talk to some of the ponies who've been there . . . pardon me sir, what's your name?"

"Huh? Oh I see . . . I'm Fancypants and this is my wife Fleur de Lis, and we just got back from Dodgeworld."

"Tell us how you liked it."

"We've always had an interest in how earth ponies manage to get through the hardships of life without magic, and if the words of acquaintances back home are anything to go on, I'd say that Dodgeworld does a truly splendid job of recreating their lifestyle in a way that's easily accessible to not just ponies, but to all sentient creatures on this planet of ours. All in all, I give this resort the highest of passing marks."

"Thank you . . . and you ma'am?"

"Yes?"

"What is your name?"

"Oh, I'm Raindrops, and I've spent the past few days in Magicworld."

"Tell us how it felt being a pegasus in a world themed around the typical unicorn lifestyle."

"I'll admit I thought it'd be impossible to gel with nobility, but they don't see commoners as intrusive in Magicworld, rather they see us as getting a taste of what we'll never have in the outside world. Looking at it that way, they treated me with the same respect and indifference that they treat each other with both at the resort and in regular life. Simply put, I had a wonderful time."

"Thank you . . . and how about you sir?"

"My name's Jib Jab and, you're not going to believe this, I've been the sheriff of Dodgeworld for the past week and a half."

"Did it feel real to you, being the sheriff?"

"It's the realest thing I've ever done, I mean that."

". . . And what about you Mr . . . ?"

"Filthy Rich, and I've spent the last few days in Aviworld."

"Tell us how the staff keeps earth ponies such as yourself safe and sound up on a cloud."

"Well, earth ponies and unicorns are required to wear these specially designed horseshoes that allow the wearer to walk on clouds like a pegasus; kind of like the cloud walking spell unicorns often use except the effects are continuous. As a backup safeguard, non-winged guests are required to wear parachute saddlebags that deploy when the cord is pulled. By the way, I'd like to say that, despite my lack of wings, I had the most enjoyable vacation of my entire life and encourage anypony who can afford it to visit this most magnificent resort."

"Thank you Mr. Rich . . . well, those were some comments of ponies who've just returned from DELOS. Why don't you make arrangements to take our airship to Aviworld, Magicworld, and Dodgeworld? Was it worth the thousand bits a day?"

"Yeah!"

"It sure was!"

"Heck yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"Yes!"

"Of course!"

"YEEEAAAHHH!!!"

"Contact us today, or, see your travel agent. Boy, have we got a vacation for you."