Chapter 1:

As things go in Ponyville, it was a perfectly normal day...which is to say that after a massive burst of magical energy was unleashed in the center of town, accompanied by a sound like that of breaking glass, a mysterious creature appeared out of thin air, dropping unconscious to the ground in seconds. Given the spectacular manner of its arrival, it was only natural that the town's inhabitants quickly gathered to survey the unexpected event; a crowd that included the Night Court's local representative.

"Let me through! Let me through!" shouted the blue mare as she shouldered her way through the clamoring throng. Oh how I wish I could teleport like Twilight Sparkle. "The Great and Powerful Representative Trixie demands that you let her through!"

"Easy does it Trixie." A mint green unicorn mare joined alongside Trixie, a golden aura lighting her horn as she helped clear some of the other ponies aside.

"This is no laughing matter Lyra," snapped Trixie, "That thing came out of nowhere. We have no idea what it is. And these nincompoop townsponies are packing around it just asking for trouble."

"Here," said a familiar voice, the other two mares shifting away nervously as they saw a familiar jasmine-colored pegasus step up next to them, "Let me take care of it."

Raindrops looked forward, squared her shoulders, and sucked in a large breath before roaring at the top of her lungs. "EVERYPONY MOVE!!!"

And they did.

Trixie and Lyra shared an impressed glance as Raindrops preened slightly, looking a little pleased with herself. The crowd had parted, forming a perfect corridor leading to the source of the perplexing phenomenon. Coughing and taking a moment to regain her composure, Trixie stepped up and walked towards the site of the incident, Raindrops and Lyra following along behind her, Raindrops' presence being enough to keep everypony in check.

Trixie's eyes found the source of the problem quite easily, as it was ringed by the watching townsponies. However, what she saw caused her to take an involuntary step backwards. "Wha-wha-Just what is this?"

Lyra's normally mint green coat went pale as she stared at the strange creature on the ground before them. There was no denying that it was an odd thing. However, to both Lyra and Trixie, it was all too disturbingly familiar in a way. "This isn't possible," she gasped, "What is that thing doing here?"

Raindrops blinked and directed a pair of confused glances at her comrades and stepped forward to get a closer view of the strange creature. It's body was light and somewhat gangly. It had surprisingly little fur, leaving its pinkish skin visible, save for its head, which was covered by a spiky black mane. She couldn't tell what color the creature's eyes were, seeing as they were closed. Its forelegs ended with hands, each decorate with five fingers.

Most of the rest of its body was obscured by some kind of clothing, a white shirt and black pants. Each of its feet were also covered by some sort of strange clothing that was a combination of cloth and rubber.

From the rise and fall of its chest, Raindrops could tell that it was still alive. But it seemed that the mysterious creature was unconscious. She directed a confused look at her friends, both of whom looked as though they were reliving a bad memory. "Anypony want to tell me what this thing is?"

My little pony, My little pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh...
My little pony
Friendship never meant that much to me
My little pony
But you're all here and now I can see
Stormy weather; Lots to share
A musical bond; With love and care
Teaching laughter; It's an easy feat,
And magic makes it all complete!
You have my little ponies
How'd I ever make so many true friends?

Alternate opening.

A certain high school student slowly opened his eyes. The ceiling above him was white. There was definitely something familiar about it. He wasn't exactly sure what had happened. But, looking around, he noticed that he seemed to be in the hospital...again. That was strange. He couldn't recall doing anything that warranted a trip to the hospital. He didn't even feel injured.

Lets see, what was I doing before? I remember that I was with Index and we were shopping. Misaka was there too. Weren't they getting in an argument or something? What happened? Did GREMLIN attack? Maybe I was hit by some rogue esper.

Nothing he recalled in his memory quite matched up with any speculation he could generate. The only thing he ultimately remembered before finally blacking out was finding himself in some sort of rural-looking town. He remembered seeing some sort of creatures, something like small, brightly colored ponies. He even thought he remembered hearing them talk before blacking out completely.

Nah. That can't be true. It must be some kind of hallucination from Misaka hitting me on the head or something. This is clearly a hospital room. There's no way I can have been whisked off to some strange world filled with talking horse things. Just you wait. Any moment, that frog-faced doctor is gonna come through the door and explain how I just hit my head really hard...or something.

Even as he thought that, he knew his heart wasn't in it. It was practically his fate to experience bizarre things like that. There's no way his infamous luck would allow him to escape from this situation with a perfectly rational ending like that.

And, as though in answer to his thoughts, the door swung open slightly. He caught sight of an unquestionably equine muzzle covered with with a coat of yellowish fur. As the head pushed in further, he noticed a greenish-blue mane and similarly colored eyes. The strange creature pushed its head all the way in and looked at him. In spite of its inhuman nature, the creature's face almost struck him as strangely familiar, humanlike in certain characteristics that allowed him to note its emotions to a certain extent. To his surprise, he didn't exactly find this disturbing. The expression the pony bore, he noted, seemed to be one of concern. However, as its eyes met his, it burst into a radiant smile.

"Oh, you're finally awake," it said in an unquestioningly feminine voice. Perhaps it was female then. He decided to reserve judgment until he found just how strange this place was. Knowing his luck, this was what males probably sounded like here. "I'll go let the others know."

It ducked its head out, letting the door swing back shut. The boy slumped back into bed, a slightly vacant expression on his face as he stared at the ceiling. That certainly hadn't been a certain frog-faced doctor he had been hoping for. Faced with a situation like this. There were only two words that he could find to describe his feelings.

"Fukou da..."

Author's Notes:

Okay. I was in a bit of a rush when I wrote this, so it's not going to be as fully developed as it probably should be. Most of the rest of it is done and I'm just working on fine tuning the remaining chapters. With that said, enjoy this crossover with Toaru Majutsu no Index.
Oh and basically this is set sometime after Volume 6 of New Testament, if you're curious.