I woke up next to Luna in my bed. I slowly leaned down and kissed her awake. She blinked a few times and blushed again but leaned into the kiss. After a few seconds of loving kissing I pulled out and looked at her.

“Did you sleep well love?” I asked in a whisper as I slowly started to rub her back. She leaned into my hand and started to purr. I looked at her with my head cocked to the head to the side and slowly started to laugh.

“A-A-Are you purring Luna?” I said through my laughter as I looked at her. She stiffened and tried to leave the bed with tears in her eyes but I held her in with my magic. I started to kiss the back of her neck and she stopped resisting.

“Your purring is very cute I like it.” I whispered into her ear as I kissed her neck. I slowly let her go and she cuddled up to me with a smile on her face. I looked over at my clock and almost lost my shit.

“Holy shit it is 10:00 A.M. we need to get up the throne room right now.” I yelled as I jumped out of the bed and ran to the to my closet and found my clothes. As I put on my clothes I looked over at Luna who was doing the same thing with her royal regalia. After I was dressed in some slacks and button shirt. I teleported us to the throne room where the ponies were just filling in. We took our seats next to a grinning Celestia. All the ponies bowed to us and I grimaced.

“All rise.” Said Celestia in a voice that sounded regal and commanding. The ponies talked amongst themselves and found a reasonable order to line up in. I just smiled at the first one to come up. She was a aqua blue unicorn pony and she looked at me with wonder. After a few seconds of staring she shook her head and looked at Celestia with a hopeful smile.

“Hello I am the mayor of Fillydelphia I come asking if my fair city could get more rain this farming season.” Said the unicorn mare as she looked over the three of us. Celestia was about to say something but I beat her to the punch.

“Miss Mayor does the farms around Fillydelphia have irrigation ducts spread around the farms?” I asked smiling as I already knew the answer. She looked at me funny with her head tilted to the side.

“What pray tell is an irrigation duct and what does it have to do with farming?” Asked a perplexed unicorn pony as she looked directly at me. I chuckled shaking my head and waving my hand to a table that was in the corner of the room.

“Lets head over there and I will explain.” I said as I walked on thin air over to the table. She looked at my magic with wonder. I just looked back at her and laughed. Settled down on the low chair and started to explain irrigation to her.

“Ok here is how irrigation works.” I said making a laminated Fillydelphia and countryside map out  of thin air. I started to draw red line onto the map around and through the farms. I capped the pen making it turn into a dog that ran out of the room. I just shrugged my shoulders and continued explaining how irrigation works.

“So anyway you dig trenches on the red lines and they will fill with water. Then you will rely less on the rain and more on the river that runs right next to most of the farms and you can put gates in the water entrance points so you can regulate how much water is in the trenches at any given point.” I said slowly so she would get all the instructions on how to get water to the crops. She was smiling and at me as she nodded her head in understanding. She got up and ran out of the room to head back to Fillydelphia. I smiled at her love of her city and flew back to my throne and tried to figure out where we were and when I found out I was shocked as the pony in front of us was charged with raping a mare and she had a foal because of it.

“Ah welcome back Paradox I was hoping you would be able to help us with this.” Celestia said with a frown as she didn’t like this case any more than I did.

“Well I want to say off with his head. But that wouldn’t help anything so how about this.” I snapped my fingers and an iron hoof-coff appeared on his well hoof. I walked over to the guards that were holding him and gave them a map and a silver pawn piece from a chess board. I walked back to my chair and sat down.

“All right I think that will do. Those things that I gave you will track his movements and if you see anything suspicious you can take him into custody. And for the foal he should pay half of his wage to the mare he raped so she can take care of the little one. Court adjourned.” I banged the air with a gavel and it sounded like the real thing. The pony was taken away and a new pair of ponies walked up. A yellow Earth pony stallion and a Green unicorn mare and they were carrying a foal in a blanket.

“We come in hopes of receiving your blessing for our child.” Said the mare as she brought the foal up to the thrones and set it down. I looked at the child thoughtfully. Celestia looked at me with a frown probably thinking about what I could give him if I gave the blessing.

“Paradox why don’t you give the child your blessing.” Celestia said as she looked at me hard as this is a chance to for me to show if I am truly evil. I nod my head much to the horror of the parents. I walk up to the child and knelt down. I flipped open the blanket and saw that the child was a unicorn. I thought long and hard about what I would do then I had an idea. I placed my palm on the childs head.

“Let your fire warm the hearts of the young, let the stories of your ancestors be heard on the wind, and let your voice be that of an angel who guides the lost into the light.” As I said this first fire started to slowly started to circle around us, than words, than light. I pulled my hand and as my palm left his forehead the three blessing flowed to where it was laying making the mark of the bard, a campfire made out of words and a ray of light glowing from above. I walked away and walked over to my throne while the parents ran to check on their foal. I tried to jump up into my throne but Luna caught me with her magic and brought me in front of her. She leaned out of her throne and gave me a kiss. I heard many gasps from behind me but I didn’t care as I was kissing Luna. After a few seconds I was blasted away from Luna by none other than Blueblood who was stationed at the throne room.

“You filthy ape you will die for seducing Princess Luna.” Said Blueblood as he charged up for another blast. But he never had a chance as the next second he found himself held in the air by his horn. I looked straight into his eyes and slowly drained him of his energy till he fell asleep in my grasp. I threw him to the guards.

“Lock him in a cell with a magic dampener, and wait for further orders.” I said to the guards and they nodded and carried him away. I walked over to Luna who had a scared look on her face as she trotted up to me.

“I am alright I was just surprised is all.” I said as I stroked her cheek. I heard stomping of hooves and I looked over the room and saw that the ponies were applauding us. Celestia walked down to us and looked over the entire room and then at us. After a few seconds she smiled and hugged us both.

“You two go have a free day to yourselves.” Celestia said will much care in her voice. I looked her over with a glare as to see if she was just play acting or if she was truly happy for us. I found no untruths inside her so I hugged her much to the surprise of the room and teleported Luna and I to a remote island on the shores of Equestria. I also made a dwelling that we could enter if we so choose.

“Well Luna what do you think our own little Island paradise.” I said as I brought her into a hug that soon turned into a kiss and then it turned into something else as we drifted away to the dwelling.

A few hours later we came out of the dwelling soaked in sweat. I jumped into the water and started to frolick. I soon found myself under water and when I got back up I saw a laughing Luna. I just smiled with a gleam of maliciousness in my eyes. Luna looked directly into my eyes and gulped she tried to leave the water but whenever she tried to enter the shallows she found herself back where she started.

“Oh Luna dear you do know this means war.” I said as I dunked her into the water and held her there for two seconds before pulling her gasping out and letting her catch her breath. I just smiled and hugged her.

“You know if you keep being this cute things are going to get naughty real quickly.” I whispered into her ear as I started to rub her ears making her do that purr that I love so much. I carried her back to the shore and set her down on the beach.

“I will be back in a moment.” I said as I teleported to the castle kitchen and ordered them to make a meal fit for a Island party and put it in a basket. As I waited to the food to be ready I contacted Luna with telepathy.

“Hey Luna is there any food that you want specifically?” I asked her as I watched the cooks run around the room with haste. After a few seconds I heard the sounds of the shores and bird calls.

“Yes actually, I would like a fruit basket.” Said Luna through the link as she looked over the waves and thought about what the relationship would mean for her country.

“Alright somepony make a Fruit Basket as well and that is a royal order.” I bellowed out as this will be perfect if I have to die to make it so. I turned and started helping the cooks with their tasks. I jumped over a cooks assistant who was carrying a soup pot in his magic. After a few more minutes of chaos that is a kitchen at work I had everything ready to be moved. I teleported back to Luna with the food.

“Hello love and are you feeling peckish?” I asked as I snapped into existence a table and chairs, and on the table sat a candle and a single moon lotus.

“This is simply beautiful I would only be happier if you had a hand in making this spread.” She cried as she pulled me into a hug that a bear would be proud of. After a few seconds of not being able to breath I was once again on the ground where I belong.

“Well it just so happens that I did help make this food.” I said with pride as I am a good chef or at least thats what I am sometimes told. I grabbed her in an embrace and twirled her around and we started to dance as I lead her through the motions. As we finished the last move of the dance she leaned in and gave me a very soft kiss and got down on all fours. She walked over to the table and sat down. I sat down at the other side of the table and rested my head on it as I stared dreamily at Luna then I realized what I was doing. I slowly brought myself to a full sitting position.

‘I am truly falling for this mare’ I thought to myself as I looked at Luna with much puzzlement and....love. I stood and slowly walked around the table. As I reached Luna I bent down onto one knee and asked the question that would make me the happiest man on Equis.

“Will you marry me?” I asked as I poured all my love and feelings into that question that is seemed that my heart would burst. She was shocked but she slowly started to cry and nod her head and she mouthed the word yes. I pulled her into a tight embrace after our little moment we got up and kissed.

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