Did u heer about dat dum bitc Twolot Sperkol?

omg wat a hore

I hop som1 raep herr

Twolot was en teh kitshen

Seamus, dats th dag, wos otsode

mashroom pelpe!

So Twelite wus walkeen don 2 sugarkub cernar when dat stupd slut Ponkie Pai jomped ot at hor nd strted sackng hr horn!

LOL SH SUCKED HER HORN, STUPD SLUUUUT

Anywayz aftr Pankoi hored hersolf out 2 Twilit, Twiloight cam magik in2 Pankoys mout.

Den payed her twentii bitz.

Anywyaz she kep walken 2 day bakry and wen she got der she saw Pondcaek and she srted clopng 2 him bcuz she iz  a molestr and lieks litle colts n filies

SO DN SH CLOPD 2 DA LITLR COLT ND CHRASS HAYSON CAM OUT AND ARESTD HER BCUS SHE WAS RLLY ON HAYLINE NBC

OMFG DEN SHE RAN AWAYZ THREW SWET APEL ARCES ND LOST DE PLOICE IN TEH TRESS WEHN SHE CLIMD UP 1

It waz rlly a ninja movee but everpny noes dat uncrons carn't b ninjas

So TwWHYlihgt wasnd at ninja she wsa stil a gey unicran

She wuz made.

Sh sent a lettr 2 Cerelstier

"Dear Princess Celestia,

                                      Please help me, I am in need to reinforcements.

The massive toilet full of shit, known as Ponyville, has began to overflow.

The anal seepage has began to drip down my thigh.

I require a plumber immediatly.

Your faithful student, TWILAIGHT SPRORKAEL"

Nopone came 4 her.

Seh was 4evr aloyne.

Only teh Masturus Mure De Wall cud saev hor.

She magiked a gaint fludlaight in2 exastance, et had de symbal of teh Mystaraous Mer Dur Hell on et.

hES den used de magik of Printest Ruuna 2 maek it naight.

(SHE WAZ ABL 2 USE HR MACKIG BCUZ DEY FUCKD B4 ND WER IN LUV)

Celstri cam dowen b4 Twailoghit could use teh liaght and sumon hte Mastrus Marde Walle.

"WTF R U DUIN BICHT?! ON;Y ALICRONZ CAN YOOSE DAT MACGIK!"

"BUT CLESTRIA, I NEDED IT 2 SAV MAISELF FRUM TEH PONEY PROLICE!" Twoilht excliamed.

Celrstra was haveing noone of it.

She strted churgin up her harn magik so seh culd kill Tawilght 4 treasno.

Btu b4 Crltstra's magik shoot out nd kiled Tmilit, Twlight jamped ut of ther way und shoated:

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT

WWWWWWWWWWWAIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCK OFF!

GIVE ME ONE CHANCE TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF?"

"lulno, faget" Sida Cwelstria in a smag toone.

Den she shooted Twolt wit her harn magic und Twaalit exploded.

Und dats wait Trewlnt Sperklarl is de stupedest bitsh dat evr livad.

der and.

~Floowartershai