Cloud Sabre's Cupcakes Nightmare
Chapter 1: Cupcake Nightmare
Cloud Sabre has already lived in Equastria for about a month after his decision to stay, and without notice he wakes up in the middle of Ponyville with no pony to be found.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" I yelled out with the biggest headache I ever had in awhile. I started walking around the town hoping to find one of my friends to explain to me what's happening. I heard Pinkie Pie's voice behind me, "Hey Cloud how are you doing because I'm doing great!" I asked Pinkie, "Pinkie, where is every pony?" she answered with a grin on her face, "I don't know maybe they are still sleeping but come to back to Sugarcube Corner I need you to try this cake I made for this very special pony!" on our way there Pinkie was being a chatterbox as usually until she said something that made me stop in my tracks, "Oh Cloud I also need your help with my cupcakes I ran out of ingredients for it, and I need you to help me!" thinking about that horror fanfic "Cupcakes" made Pinkie Pie suspicious to what's happening. 'Come on I know that stuff doesn't exist in this world.' I thought to myself as I resumed following Pinkie Pie.
We got to Sugarcube corner where Pinkie ran into her basement saying, "Hold on Cloud let me get the cake!" she came up with a chocolate covered cake and gave it to me. I took a bite out of it but it tasted different than usual, "Hey Pinkie Pie what did you put in this...." suddenly I collapsed onto the ground to look up at Pinkie Pie having a huge grin on her face as I passed out.
I woke up unable to move my body it felt like I was strapped to a table. I tried to look to see where I was but it was to dark for me to see, I called out for Pinkie Pie to help me, "Pinkie Pie are you there help me!" I heard a voice coming from across the room saying, "Oh Cloud you don't need any help because I'm going to do all the work!" Pinkie then walked into my line of sight, "Pinkie what's happening! Why can't I move!" she replied to me, "Oh that's what Rainbow Dash said to me when she helped me! Thats so funny!" it took me a bit to realize what was actually happening I yelled out to her, "Get me out of this Pinkie Pie I don't want to help you!" she answered, "Don't be such a party pooper it will be fun for both of us! Now where should I start Cloud? Your legs or your wings?" I ignored her trying to free myself from the straps. "I guess I have to choose then, your wings would be nice to start with!" she opened up a case and took out a axe saying, "I'm trying out my new tools since my old ones have been used too much." she grabbed ahold of my wings, "Now hold still I don't want to miss." she took the first swing and it rammed right through my skin, I was screaming in horrible pain trying to resist her as she kept chopping my wings off, "Oh Cloud don't be upset it doesn't hurt that bad!" she said as she slowly ripped my wings off my skin. I was bleeding horrible just wishing that she could just kill me so this pain would be over but I knew I had to escape this place.
"Ok next we should try your cutie mark! I need that to make my cupcakes look as Rainbow Dash would say, 'twenty percent cooler'!" she grabbed a scalpal out of her case and slowly peeled my cutie mark off. "Ok now we have your cutie mark and wings lets now get the skin off your arms to add flavor!" she stabbed the scalpel into my skin and slowly cut it down to my shoulders, "Oh man my scalpel broke! Now I have to go get a new one! Stay right here Cloud while I go get a new one!" she walked up the stairs and slammed the cellar door behind her.
I was just sitting there knowing that there was no escape and I was done for until I noticed how her scalpel broke, she accidently cut some of the strap the was holding me down. I kept yanking my arm until the strap finally broke off of me. I knew it wasn't long before Pinkie came back so I quickly broke off the other straps and started limping towards the nearest door out of here, of course it was locked and I knew kicking it open will get Pinkie to come down. I hoped it lead to an exit so I took my chances and gave the door one big kick and it flew right open.
To my surprise I saw Twilight actually strapped to one of those tables almost half dead, she saw me but it looked like she couldn't say a word. I grabbed a scalpel and started cutting the rope until Twilight tried to say something to me, "What is it Twilight?" she answered me, "Behind you." I turned around and got bashed in the head by a shovel with Pinkie Pie standing there saying, "Aw you spoiled the surprise you werent suppose to see that until you were about to leave!" she bashed me in the head again and it knocked me unconscious.
I quickly woke up with Pinkie Pie carrying me back to the table and I jumped right off her back and started running for the stairs until Pinkie tackled me. "Oh were not done yet Cloud we stil have alot to do!" she grabbed her knife and tried to stab my face until I kicked her off me. She fell backwards and dropped the knife right between us I wasn't able to walk so I started crawling towards the knife until Pinkie got up and said, "You want the knife well you can have it!" she grabbed the knife and pinned my hoof on the ground. You can't imagine how much pain I was in. "Ok let's see what is next on our to do list!" while she was looking at her list I had no choice but to rip the knife right out of my hoof. "Hey that's not part of the party!" she took out her scalpel and ran straight towards me before I got up and stabbed Pinkie right in the chest, "Ow that hurt!" she said as she slowly fell to the ground, "I thought I was your friend Cloud!" she said that right before she died.
I took the knife and ran to the room where Twilight was, "Twilight your still alive!" I said as I cut the straps and let her free, "Thank you Cloud so much!" she said that as she ran off to escape this nightmare. I was walking up the stairs and reached for the door until I felt something grab my shoulder, I turned around and saw Pinkie Pie standing there as she said, "Well that wasn't very nice!" she threw me down the stairs and it broke two of my legs. "Now like I said, we are not done with our party." I tried to get up when she kicked me down, "Ooh no we are not done, now Im going to strap you back up and we can finish this!" she walked back to egt her tools when I saw the door out of here wide open I grabbed the knife and with all the pain in the world I was running up the stairs. Pinkie saw me and started running up the stairs with her axe, "Your not getting away!" I turned and threw the knife right at her it stabbed her right in the head as she fell down the stairs and died for good.
I soon as I got up the stairs and ran outside I suddenly collapsed onto the ground. I was starting to drift away thinkin that I was bleeding to death, but just before my eyes closed I heard Twilight's voice calling my name as my eyes closed. I suddenly woke up with Pinkie Pie and Twilight standing at an edge of a hospital bed. "Cloud your awake we were getting so worried!" I was highly confused to whats happening and I was so close to kicking Pinkie Pie in the face before Twilight stopped, "Cloud, don't its ok!" I asked Twilight, "What happened Twilight?" she answered me, "I made a potion to give ponies realistic dreams, but I put in the wrong ingredients and you were the one to volunteer to test it." I was about to yell at Twilight for what she did to me until I realized im was safe and it was all ok.